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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What is New Radio.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:08):
Listen to the show starting each weekday morning at sevent
eastern sixth Central.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
This is the t J and Riggins Show.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Mid Morning, Good Morning Morning. Did we talk about Riggins
that story of the duck hitting the woman in the
face on the ride at Sea World? Do we talk
about that when it happened?

Speaker 5 (00:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Well, back in the nineties, there was a big story.
It would be called viral now, but it was huge.
Everybody was talking about how Fabio, who was a he
started out as a model and then kind of parlayed
that into a TV career and things of that nature.

(00:59):
He was doing a commercial for some amusement park and
a Canadian goose flew into his face and broke his nose.
I mean it was violent. Well, the same kind of
thing happened at SeaWorld to a woman. She was on
a ride and a duck flew into her and now
she's suing SeaWorld for fifty thousand dollars. From what I saw,

(01:25):
it was because of their negligce. They didn't they didn't
warn their customers that when they were on this ride,
a duck could fly into their face.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Oh my god, I mean, you can't win.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
That, right, Yeah. Maybe. Well, and it's only fifty grand,
so they probably look at it like, well, they'll just
they'll just give us forty or the fifty to get
us to go away. Yeah, you know, yeah, yeah, I
don't even know. Most of the time, I'll say, in
these these types of civil suits, say okay, well what

(01:58):
is your damage? What's the dollar amount of your damage?
And then you know, if it's whatever, you know, hospital bill,
doctor bills or whatever, then the place should pay for that.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
That'll be it.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
You don't deserve ten million dollars because you you slipped
and you cracked your finger. You know, you don't. That's
not fifty million dollars. But in this case, how do
you even I mean, how do you How would you
hold Sea World liable for that?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Because that could happen if you walk outside your door.
I mean, I can't.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
They should have warned me. Ducks were just flying into
people's faces.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
Always trying to make a dollar.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah, did you did you say a broker nose?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I'm the same kind of thing. It may have I don't,
I don't know, but I was just saying the same
thing happened, and as you know, something flying into her face. Yeah,
but probably I would think if it depends on how
fast the ride is. But a duck is much smaller
than a Canadian goose. Yeah, so maybe the Canadian goose

(03:16):
would do more damage to somebody's face.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
I assumed she wanted the money because she had to
get her nose fixed, but I could be totally wrong.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
You know, Yeah, she might just be greedy.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
And but again, I think if she were just being greedy,
she would ask for more than fifty grand because she
still got to pay an attorney. Yeah, yeah, true, But
I just I think it's interesting that you hold a
business libel because they didn't warn you about nature.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
You didn't tell me it was going to rain.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
You didn't tell me I could get a mosquito BITEJ.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
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Speaker 4 (04:41):
Okay, I'm going to try to do something that's a
little difficult. I have a video and I want to
play the audio of it because it's so interesting to me.
It's kind of long, and Rob hasn't edited it to
make it in radio play form. Yeah, so I'm just
trying to play it from the video on social media. Okay,
it's pretty self explanatory.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Listen right now.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Is what people would call my speaking voice.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
And this is the voice that I have spoken to
my children, my partners, my family with since I was
you know, maybe fourteen fifteen years old. So when I
started hitting puberty, my mother started saying, you're mumbling, and so.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I would speak up. I would squeeze my voice. I
would speak up.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
Here.

Speaker 9 (05:21):
This is the regist I would speak in. And I
did something I have not done, which was to relax
my throat and let noise come out of my face
the way that it wants to come out of my face.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
This this is what my voice sounds like.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
So so yeah, that version was shorter than the one
on the raw video, so his voice just changed. And
then he goes on to explain, for the first time
in my adult life, I relaxed my throat because I
was so self conscious because my mom telling me that

(05:59):
his voice has been in a higher register his whole life.
On purpose, he trained his voice to sound higher than
it naturally would. And then in mid sentence it starts
going down. And you can tell he kept talking in
the longer video and his voice stayed down here, And

(06:21):
if you were faking that, you could probably tell it
would go back and forth.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
It didn't.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
I mean, just crazy.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
You know.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
He needs to give a class on relaxing your voice
to I don't know, the gen z Ors or whoever
those groups of girls are that you know has their voice,
you know, a yeah yeah, or the rap.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Or thing like you know yeah maybe yeah. I don't know,
but I think about that may be something he needs
to talk in his regular voice to a counselor about. Yeah,
you know, like ed Gean's mother, you know, bullying him

(07:05):
around and making him not even use his real voice.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, that's what Uh, you know, your mother did a
number on you. That's what they're talking about. Yeah, changed
your voice to appease your mom. That's pretty wild.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Well, I mean, people do a lot of things to
make their parents happy. I mean, that's it's sad, but
it's believable.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
But to be able to speak just completely completely change
your voice all the time or I mean, he looked
like he's in his forties now and he says he's
been doing it since he was puberty.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Poor guy.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
All his friends are like, what happened to your voice?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
I'm sure all of us you know in his comments, Oh,
your voice sounds so much sexier this way. Yeah, well,
isn't that weird?

Speaker 6 (07:54):
It is weird.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
It's sad, kind of sad, pretty sad.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
But also a.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
Lot of people change the real look how we talk
like sometimes love sometimes I like, you know, he's very
monotone with it.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
That's also you.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Can tell it's just real voice. That both of them
are his trained voices. Well one screen voice, one is
a natural voice.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Just let it.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, there's real laxure through Hello mother.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Hello mother, good to see you again.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Voice Now mother, I have a deep voice. Now deal
with it.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
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Speaker 4 (09:20):
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Speaker 7 (09:30):
You know, TJ.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
We learned something last week that Lindsey does one impression.
I've never heard her do another impression of anybody in
the over ten years that I've known her, but recently
she started doing an impression and I think it's fantastic. Lindsay,
do you know what impression I'm talking about?

Speaker 6 (09:51):
Kyle?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Lindsey does an impression of her husband Kyle, and I
don't know, TJ. I've only heard it in the last
two weeks or so, but she's done it a couple times. Yeah,
recreating lines he said, and it makes me laugh.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I thought that what she was doing was she was
imitating you, imitating him.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
That's what I was doing.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Okay, I'm not I'm not good at impressions, y'all know.
But when you did one of him, it made me
laugh so hard. And well, both of you guys. And
he doesn't talk like that, but it's funny because his name.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Is Kyle, and Kyle's a bro.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yeah, a bro.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
You know, Kyle is a bro.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I mean he doesn't talk like that, but he is, right.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I mean, he he's goffing with his bros.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Yes, yes, he's uh yeah, he's bro ish, but but
it's way more funny.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Like Lynn, calm down, Lynn, that happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
It'll be fine, Kyle literally do it every day.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Don't worry. You worry too much.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Lynn.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I see. I believe him. I believe he's probably said
all those things, just not in that way.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
No, no, he I mean he talks like normal, but
it's funny because he's Kyle.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yeah, you know, I mean, no offense, babe. But me
and my best friend Chad the other day, we were
talking about how much you stress over everything.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
Stress.

Speaker 8 (11:18):
And his friend is Chad And that's what's so funny.
Me and Chad we were out at the bar.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Having some beers and I.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Don't I don't even know if you said this on
the radio. Can you talk about who he plays golf
with that would might make him seem like a bro?

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Can you say that?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Yeah? Which one?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
The guy from me?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, I'm sorry, the celebrity.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
Oh oh he's Yeah. So when I went to that
event with Shep and I'm Austin from Southern charm Yeah,
he's like, no, you know, I play golf with Shap.
You know I play golf with SHP.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Right, I was like, yeah, I know, Like is a client.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
Is friends with Shep from Charleston play golf and Charleston together.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
And he's a cool dude. Land, He's a cool dude.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
You're never gonna beat the bro allegations when you're playing,
when you're hitting the links with a dude named Shep.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
Bro And he said, you know what, he's a really
down to earth you know, he does a show, you know,
because he's getting a lot of money, but he's really
down to earth.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Much appreciate to Shep.

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Yeah, tell my boy, Shepp. I said, hey, when you
go to that event, tell my said, what's up?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
I would show you are like cool handshake, but I can't.

Speaker 6 (12:34):
Secret not allowed, No girls allowed.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
SHEP will never let me play golf with him again.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah. I was like, I'm pretty sure Shep doesn't remember
you at all.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
But.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Shep, Bro, what's going on? We're about to hit the links,
throwing a couple upper decky lip pillows. You know what
I'm saying, Rush some cans?

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Bro?

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, hell do you want to drive the car? Do
you want me to drive?

Speaker 5 (13:03):
It's amazing. Yeah. So it's just that his name is Kyle,
and it's funny to talk like that.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
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this time of the morning.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Uh oh, it's got to be Walgreens. I swear TJ
gets more texts and phone calls from Walgreens. I don't
know if he's an investor in the company or something,
but they are contacting him constantly.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
I did listen.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
When you're on medication prescriptions, they'll blow you up. CBS
is mine and.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
They won't stop. It's like five a day, so you know.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yesterday I was talking about benting up my wife's car
and I forgot to get the little kit to try
to pull the dent out of it. That was going
to be my mission for the day. And I forgot,
I mean not yesterday Friday, and that text was Jody

(14:51):
reminded me to go get the kit today. She's going
to work this morning.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
I don't want that debt in my car. People can't
see it.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Dent't okay, Well.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
What colors the car?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
It's white?

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Okay, because I'm thinking maybe you can't see it is bad.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Well, it doesn't matter whether anybody else can see it.
She knows mm, yeah, yeah, and it's not right.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Well, I hope you get it out today. That's all
I can say.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
I need too, I need to leave myself a note.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah, maybe you should do it right when we get
off the show.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, we should. I should so she can just stop
on her way home from work.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yeah she's already out.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, because I can't do anything with it before she
gets home anyway, that's correct. Yeah, she's in the car.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Yeah, I mean you could go to her workplace and
do it while she's at the office.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Great idea, Riggins, that's sweet.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
They may have a rule against that working on your
car in the parking.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Lot, like who is the homeless person?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Like?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
You know a lot of auto parts stores have that rule. Yeah,
because people will go in by the part that they
need on their car and then just go put it
on in the parking lot of the of the auto
parts store.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Guess who did that?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Who you did this?

Speaker 6 (16:39):
One time?

Speaker 8 (16:40):
I had a car with black rims and it was
easily scraped, and Kyle would get on me about scraping
the rims and I really tore them up one time.
So I went into AutoZone out with the little pen
and in the parking lot so it could have time
to like set in while I drove home.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Yeah, I don't think they mind that. It's just when
you pull a creeper out and you're underneath the car
and you got parts strung everywhere in oil grease over
the place.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
Okay, well that's that's good.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
You gotta drop light hanging from the hood.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, that's probably frowned upon.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
It looks like, you know, you set up an outdoor
mechanic shop in they're parking lot.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Yeah, please don't do that.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah. I mean you were able to drive up here,
so surely you're able to drive home to the point.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Yeah.

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Speaker 4 (18:04):
Yes, hello, Hello, did y'all do anything fun over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Halloween?

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
That's right, it was Halloween, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:21):
And I saw your little family ninja turtle costumes, except
for your daughter who was some sort of a South
Korean soldier something.

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Another yes, South Korean.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
North Korean.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
Oh yeah, well she acts like that sometimes. Yeah, k
pop demon hunter that is. Yeah, it was fun, it
was good. We had a little neighborhood shindig, you know
how that goes mm hmm.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
And then they went trigger treating for the first time.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
Ever, like to houses, Yeah, to actual you know, so
the first time they've they've known what it is, you know, h.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, I mean there's not enough trick or treating at houses, right,
and you know, for my taste, Riggins, did you go anywhere?
Did you just turn your lights off and yell at kids?

Speaker 5 (19:13):
My lights off, screamed at kids? No, I did. I know,
I didn't do anything fun. But I did see all
of Lindsay's pictures and she's what she's describing a little
neighborhood shindig. A little neighborhood shindig doesn't have a food
truck and yeah, ticketing and yeah, like three hundred people.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
You know, it was a big carnival in your neighborhood basically.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
Yeah, it was basically our whole neighborhood in my cul
de Sac.

Speaker 7 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, when I lived in a bougie neighborhood, that's what
they did.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Too.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Really, Yeah, they did all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
It's it's a far cry from a block party that
you're used to, you know, growing up, you have a
block party or something, people make hot dogs. This is
a food truck and a ferris wheel.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
And yeah, the carnival.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
We went to Kannapolis, North Carolina with little friend Jenny
and handsome husband Michael, and they were having you know,
there were a lot of people walking around in a
little area there with their costumes and stuff. We weren't
wearing costumes.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
You didn't wear anything. Wait did Jodie not?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
But I heard it was going to be windy, and
you know, I don't like the wind right and most
of my coats this year are too big. So I
had a leftover small jacket that I used to wear
on my Harley and it's got the windbreaker technology to it,

(20:41):
so I put that on. I had it laid out
to put on, and then Jody said, well, you know what,
I might wear my Harley jacket. Oh, so she wore hers,
but hers is like the top of the line Harley
Davidson brand pure you know, sheep skin, leather or whatever.

(21:01):
And mine's just an old windbreaker. So I'm like, oh great,
he said, we're gonna be posers since since we sold
our motorcycle, we're going to be posers.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Really, yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Sold our right, it was more like you sold my motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
Mm hmmm. So she misses it.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she just she
just likes the jacket.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
Right.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
So did you say you were you were in a
small it's a small.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
No, then it's a thin. Oh oh okay, well.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
He's definitely a medium.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
I mean, you're creeping up on small status.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Not yet, not yet. I'm a double zero girl.

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Speaker 4 (22:26):
So Friday after work, after the show, Jody and I
always have errands to run on Friday, So we go
to go to a nice breakfast date, you know, and
then we take off with our errands. Now our errands
are usually Jody having to run into Target and then

(22:48):
she has to run into Walgreens. You know, it's mainly
Jody's errands. But we had to go get our concealed
carry permits changed updated because we moved and you have
to get a change of address. Now we just got
them renewed. When you get them renewed, you go up there,
you do the whole thing, and then you got to

(23:09):
come back when they are ready. Our licenses were ready.
So then a few weeks later, now we've got to
go back and get the address. I said, I feel
like I'm at the at the jail more than a trustee. Yeah,
because he's got to go to the Sheriff's office to
get this done. So then after that, we were informed

(23:32):
that the little dent that I made in Jody's car
when I was backing it into the garage the other
night can't be fixed, shouldn't be attempted to be fixed
with one of the home kit things that I went
and bought. And Handsome husband Michael's brothers in the body

(23:53):
shop business, and he sent him a picture of it
and he said, this would be the guy to call.
That's mobile, he'll come fix it. And so we called
the guy and he said, well, you know, without seeing it,
I probably I can give you a better estimate when
I look at it in person. But I'm thinking, I
know this is a big window, but anywhere from five

(24:14):
hundred to twelve hundred dollars?

Speaker 6 (24:16):
Oh my no, that hurts.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, that hurts.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Unlike pushing the giant rug down the stairs and busting
up a closet door. This one was all me.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
It's the worst two when it Yeah, so sorry.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
So are you? Did you call him or I mean,
did he come?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
No, he hasn't come yet. He said, I'll be working
whatever day. I think tomorrow, he said, near where you live,
if you want to swing by where I'm working, and
then I'll look at it and then go from there.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Like, okay, why is it so? I always wonder the
smallest things on cars? Is it because they know they
can charge it? Because they know you're going to get
it fixed?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I don't know. I don't know what it's going to
take to fix it. But you know, Michael is mister perfection.
I mean, he would have traded it in at that moment.
Scratch on a vehicle, it's got to go. He can't
take it and he goes and then you know it
depends on me. He said. My brother said, if you
want it perfect, this is the guy to do it.

(25:29):
And I said, hey, I don't care if it's perfect. Yeah,
all I care about is that you can't see a
dent if you glance at it. Right, if you see
one when you're focused on it, as long as when
you glance at it, you can't see it. I'm not
like you. I don't need to be perfect, right. Joey's like, well,
I want it perfect.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Okay, Oh god, because see they got it in her head.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Now, that's not the worst part. The worst part is
every time I'm backing into the garage now she says,
don't hit that trash. Cant that trash can down here.
I said, are you going to say that to me
every time we come home? And she said, if I
have to.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
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my political show. If you like hearing about politics and
our culture from a conservative point of view, then you
will really like my show because I bring my unique
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Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh so good, so good, all of this stuff. All right,
that's right, I tell you, pal.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Did anybody have a problem sleeping at all with the
end of daylight savings time on Sunday?

Speaker 4 (27:10):
I did not. No, I was exhausted.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
No, I didn't, but I can give you two names
of people that did.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I always thought that this was the easy one. You
like this one because you get more sleep. But I
guess if you're a kid, you can't go to sleep
because it's too early.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
Well, and then your your internal time clock wakes up,
so they're up at five now instead of next. So
that's thrown me.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
For a loop.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah, they woke me up for work. Basically, they're like, hey,
what are we eating for breakfast?

Speaker 6 (27:41):
I'm like, wait, I gotta go to work.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
What a fun surprise. So and yeah, a lot of
people said their dogs were looking for dinner. Early and
they were just thrown off by the time change as well.
So it affects more than just people, you know. Yeah,
the World Series is the top trending topic. People are
reacting to the Dodgers winning back to back World Series

(28:07):
went into eleven innings on Saturday night, Game seven. A
lot of people love the game. A lot going on,
and uh, yeah, people were really excited to see the Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, did you. Yeah, I watched. I watched a lot
of the World Series this year, you know, and I
had stopped because major League Baseball had gotten so you know, political,
and then there, you know, there's not too many people
that look like me playing. I couldn't relate to it, right, Yeah,

(28:43):
I mean not enough short dumpy old men. Did you
think I meant white people? No, No, I mean just short,
dumpy old men.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
They're like the base coaches. Now, you see a lot
of those older guys still wearing the uniform out there
on the field. You know. I know you've talked about
that before, but there's some dumpy ones out there. Well.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
The catcher for the Toronto Blue Jays, he looks like me,
even though he's a Mexican. He looks like I do
you know he's a short, dumpy fellaw, maybe even a
little more dumpy and a little shorter than I am,
believe it or not, but yeah, yeah, that's why I

(29:24):
was That's why I was going for them, because that's
the only one I could identify with.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
The world series the top trending topic. And then Britney
Spears deleted her Instagram on Sunday, as.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
She should have a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
She had what people are calling worrying posts lately. Obviously
we talked about it on the show. She had bandages
around her knee a couple of weeks ago and said
she had fallen down the stairs. And then the release
of her ex husband's book from Kevin Fetterline, they say,
really threw her into a downward spiral. So she has
deactivated deleted her Instagram account. So no word on if

(30:05):
she's going to return. She will, You will do that,
you think?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
So, She's done this so many times. Our Britt, Britt
has teased us like this many times. Britt, our leader
will always come back, our leader. Yes, your dance captain.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, she's the captain of the dance team.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
I didn't think about that Queen of the Dance.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Well, there is a psychologist that's gone viral and he said, listen,
I've been looking at marriages for decades and these are
the things men do for their wives if they really
adore them. So I've got a list of things men
do for their wives if they adore them, and we'll
cover that list coming up next.

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Speaker 4 (31:23):
Ooh, coffee hot. I try to take a quick swig
before I had to talk, and I was running out
of time and I took a gulp of hot coffee.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
Song up and.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
Burns the throat.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
You know what trend I love. Over the weekend, so
many women were taking out their husbands and treating them
really nicely. After Halloween. They were like, let's go out
to dinner, babe. Here Like, listen, I made you lunch
like look at this, and then yesterday Sunday, all those
same wives asked their husbands to bring down the Christmas
decorations like they used, Yeah, they used the sort of

(32:04):
treating them overly nicely as a way of like, hey,
that was fun on Saturday, but now it's Sunday, it's
time to get down the Christmas tree and all the decorations.
Like it's so manipulative and wrong.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
I don't know, I think necessary, yes, necessary. I mean
you gotta just told him Sunday to bring down the
Christmas decorations with yeah, you know, you don't have to
butter the men up to get them to do stuff,
because it's still going to do it reluctantly no matter what.
Yeah say things like why it's just Halloween, you know.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
And then it would also make me not trust her
as much. I'm like, is this some sort of weird
like manipulation that you're trying to get me to do
something that you want? But you're right, it's not like
he's gonna say no. Men are programmed to do what
their wives want them to do.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
But I hate hell, they give all of our secret
Like don't you don't need to tell tell everyone the
secret to success in the household. And I don't mean
it like that because I don't do that with Kyle.
Only when I like want something special.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, but I would.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Never tell anyone.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I'm sort of a trinket, right.

Speaker 8 (33:11):
I'm really really nice when I want, you know, something fancy.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
And how often do you find yourself doing that? Lindsay,
probably more.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
So than not.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
But that's all I'm gonna say about it, because, like
I said, we shouldn't give the world our secrets because
then they hear and then they know, Yeah, they didn't
know before.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
There is a psychologist that's gone viral. He said, here
are the list of things that men will do if
they really adore their wives. Now, TJ adores his wife.
I don't need a list of these things because you
can watch TJ and Jody interact. You can see he
adores her, and a lot of the things he does
are on this list, Like they reach for her hand randomly.

(33:59):
That is a sign a guy is adores his wife.
And I know you do that. You're very much into
physical intimacy, that kind of thing. She maybe not so much.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
So I have to be really quick with it, like
trying to kill a fly.

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Er.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Now this one, I don't know if TJ does. They
text at work just to check in. Are you like
a check in with her? Like, Hey, how's your day going?
Kind of thing? Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, yeah, I can't though. This little job she has
now because they stay moving constantly, she doesn't even have time.
They have to eat while they're on the goat like
running back and forth in the office. Yeah, yeah, craziness.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
They compliment her often. I know that we see TJ
do that all the time. They put their phone away
when she's speaking. Do you do that one?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
She says that I don't. But she'll start speaking after
I'm already watching a video or something on my phone
or reading something that I may be about to save
for my other job, my other show, and then she'll say, well,
I guess I'll talk to you when you got time.
I'm like, just give me a sec.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
She's a tyrant. You got to get rid of her.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
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Speaker 4 (35:51):
Hi, Ai, welcome, Welcome, lady and gentlemen's. Okay, I need
to hear the rest of this story, because Lindsay was
just telling us about some sort of an emergency vehicle
speeding through her neighborhood the other day that she forgot
to tell us about.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
Right.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
First of all, are you okay?

Speaker 8 (36:09):
I'm good, okay, barely bay. So I start a little walk,
you know, in my neighborhood. I'm like, I got an
hour before I get the kids, so I'm going to
start a walk. So I get to my neighbor's house,
and all of a sudden, I see a firefight of
a fire truck speeding down the street, down my road

(36:32):
to my cul de sac where I live. So of
course what do I do. I turn around and I
start walking back back to my house to see what's
going on because I can't miss this, you know. And
then I get a text from a neighbor that is
literally eight houses down. Girl, I see you, and you

(36:53):
need to tell me what's going on. I'm like, gotcha, girl, gotcha?
So I go back to my yard because the fire
truck is directly in front of my house at the
house directly in front, So I'm like.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Okay, what am I going to do?

Speaker 8 (37:08):
So I see the firefighters get out, there's like five
of them, and they run in.

Speaker 6 (37:12):
So what do I do?

Speaker 8 (37:14):
I started doing landscaping because what else is there to do?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
You know?

Speaker 6 (37:17):
So I'm like, I'm like picking up leaves? What can
I do out here? You know?

Speaker 8 (37:24):
And this takes twenty They're in there twenty minutes. So
I'm like kicking the soccer ball era acting like I'm
moving stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I'm like, you didn't want to just be standing there
staring like like one of those piece.

Speaker 6 (37:38):
I can't do that.

Speaker 8 (37:39):
I'm not that girl, you know, right, And so then
the firefighters come out and they go in their car
and I.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Have like a like a.

Speaker 8 (37:49):
Big armful of leaves that I'm just standing there, and
I hear Lindsey, Lindsey glad it, and I went and
I dropped the leaves.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
The head firefighter used to be our trainer.

Speaker 8 (38:04):
For the for the Bobcats when I danced, and I went.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
And I just my face dropped turned bright right, and.

Speaker 8 (38:12):
I went he walks across to my yard and he's like,
why you acting like you're doing landscaping?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
And I went, I know, I didn't know what to do.
I am bright, I'm the color of my sweatshirt.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
And we talk and he's like, guys, remember the AS
and TJ Shirw Remember that show.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
She was on that show.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
And they're all like, oh, Lindsey. And at this point,
I am on tears are running down my face. He said,
next time, just why you snooping? Why you snooping?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
And just in your yard you can stand out there
and look wherever you want to live.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
He was just messing with me with an armful of leaves.
He's like, okay, well she really knows what she's doing
out here.

Speaker 8 (38:56):
Yeah, armful of a literally no bag or nothing. Just
oh my god, guys. I was so embarrassed. I've never
been more embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
What was going on? Somebody in there had a heart attack.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
It was alarm, one of those CO two or whatever
alarms that it was a faulty alarm.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
No big deal. But but they had to break into
her house.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Oh yeah, crazy, Yeah, didn't you get them to show
you how to do that?

Speaker 6 (39:23):
I was like what's your secrets?

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I'm getting there next time. Yeah. Oh my god, you've
turned into that old nosey neighborly.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
GJ.

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Speaker 4 (40:22):
Hey look, I started doing something new. My radio show
at night, my political and cultural show is preempted a
lot this time of year because of college football games
and college basketball games and so forth, So whenever that happens,
I still do a podcast and it's a it's a

(40:44):
different than the radio show because it's you know, a
completely different format. So if you want to check that out,
I would appreciate it. You can go to Tjriggins dot
com or TJ Ritchie dot com like and subscribe to
all of the stuff. And if you don't, if you
don't care, anything about it. Fine, I'm not not throwing

(41:07):
eggs at you do need to be caed, just saying
you like that kind of stuff. Then it's up there.
So here is the difference between losing a truckload of
research monkeys in Mississippi and a truckload of research monkeys
in California. So last week this, you know, it's a

(41:30):
whole big controversy. These these monkeys in a truck. There
was a truck acts a crash released all these lab
monkeys into the woods in Mississippi. They were supposedly headed
for Two Lane University. Well, they captured some of them.
They started saying that that the monkeys were diseased with

(41:51):
herpes and all kinds of stuff. So one of the
deputies on the scene shot several of them. I mean,
that wouldn't happen in California. Said, oh they're and then
come to find out they say that they didn't have
any diseases. So then there are three or four on
the loose. Then they captured two of those, and then

(42:16):
a mother in Mississippi, a mother of five, saw one
in her yard and she shot it because she said
she was protecting her five children. And she doesn't care
whether is known to have diseases or not. You got

(42:38):
a wild monkey on the run in your yard, and
you got five kids in the house. You got to
protect your children. So she put the monkey down.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
What she did, she had to put the monkey down.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
And so that leaves one. There's still one loose monkey. Yep,
one monkey on the loose. But it does take but
one to terrorize an entire area.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
That's right, And there's and there's so much line going, like,
once the real truth of this story comes out, it's
gonna be amazing because it's somebody's lying, we just don't
know who yet. And it sounds like everybody's.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Lying because no one wants to take accountability.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
They're like, which is odd for people from Mississippi and Louisiana, right, weird?

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Would you have reacted the same way that mother did?
Would you just, without question just go out there and
shoot it?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah? Yeah, because I mean these are exotic things in
there's no telling what it could do.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I mean even if if I knew for sure that
it didn't have any diseases or anything, I would still
because it can attack people. It's a wild animal, and
it's scared, and it could attack people and it's the
survival of the fittest. But the article didn't say anything
about her face and charges or anything like that, so
hopefully they won't. They won't try to mess with Earle
in that way. Yeah, one monkey down, I mean one

(44:05):
monkey left.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Thank you for joining us. This is TJ and Riggins.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Hey, it's TJ. Trigger warning. I'm about to talk about
my political show. If you like hearing about politics and
our culture from a conservative point of view, then you
will really like my show because I bring my unique
observations and humor to it. It's the TJ Richie Show.
I've already been called quote the realist host out there
end quote, which prompted me to now call myself TJ

(44:33):
the Realist Richie. Hear it, watch it, like it, and
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Speaker 3 (44:45):
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Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yes it is. Yes, it is. The most trusted man
in news, mister Riggan.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
That's what they say. That's what they say. Jessica Simpson
is in the news because she's marking eight years of
sobriety over the weekend. She posted on Instagram said, this
is the eighth anniversary, I am now choosing faith and
hope instead of hiding my problems with alcohol and paraphrasing,
but that's essentially what she's saying. And it sounds like
she has a new relationship with God and that's sort

(45:24):
of leading her life and she is no longer drinking.
And she said it was a problem back in twenty seventeen,
and I remember a story coming out then that something
had happened. I forget what it was, something about like
she had admitted maybe picking up her kids while having
a cocktail or something like that from school, do I am?
I remembering that right.

Speaker 8 (45:44):
In pills as well, And I know I'm not making
that up. It was something prescription, but she had it
was getting carried away.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yeah, So I loved that she's sort of being open
and honest. I don't know that I would have the
bravery to do that, considering how popular she goes. Yeah,
but I've been sober eight years and I'm just continuing
the ride.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
And it's in her book.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
I think she wrote a book, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Wasn't her dad a preacher when she first started in
show business? I remember correctly yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Joe mm hmm, Joe, Yeah, I think he was.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
He ended up not being so pastor like from what
I remember right.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
I've heard some stories out there in the tabloids certainly,
and her ex husband Nicola che has made some sort
of odd comments about his relationship with Joe Simpson previously.
But this is good for Jessica. You like Jessica Simpson,
don't you?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
T J?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 7 (46:40):
I do.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
And I'm one of the few people that thinks that
she's pretty.

Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yeah, no one thinks hot.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Take from TJ. And then a Krispy Kreme is struggling,
but they've just introduced five new donuts that are permanent
menu additions. So I'm just going to run through these
really quickly. These are going to be on the permanent
menu New York Cheese Cake and Oreo Cookies and cream donut,
an original glazed cake donut, Apple cinnamon apple filled, and

(47:11):
an original glazed cream filled donut. So those are all
permanent additions. What do you think about.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Those original glazed cream filled if it's the custard kind
of cream, yeah, not the white cream.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Not the icing type.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
Yeah, And I think that is what it is. It's
that white icing, but it's still the it's still the
donut with the hole in the middle, so I don't
know how they get that cream in there.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
But the original all the way me too.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I like the original glaze and the original chocolate iced
and with other types of donuts, I like those other
filled and cut and you know, all those different things.
But Krispy Kreme, just the plane and the chocolate are
the best. Mainly, Krispy Kreme misses you, TJ. They want
you back. That's probably why they're struggling in sales is

(47:59):
because you haven't been in a while.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
You're like, help, help.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
I think maybe they're struggling in sales because they are
They are more expensive than a steak dinner at a
five star restaurant.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
That's it could be that as well. And then the
Dodgers are the top trending topic. They are back to
back World Series champions. Game seven went into eleven innings
on Saturday night, defeating the Toronto Blue Jays, and they
were all celebrating, you know, throwing beer and champagne on
each other. You ever been in a celebration like that, TJ,
where they throw beer and champagne on you.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
No, And I hate that they wear goggles now. They
always did it without goggles before and they would say, oh,
it burns, but now they just look like goofballs they do.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
It's got a great story about my dad coming up next.

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Yes you want a way to start the week with
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Speaker 7 (49:30):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I'm sorry, That's who I'm listening to in my head here.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
So on Friday, after the show, my dad came up
to my house and he was like, I want to
go on a walk. I was like, okay, where you
want to go walk? So right after the show was ever,
he came up and I grabbed the dog and we
went out to this nice park by the lake and
we walked I don't know, probably four miles or so,
and we're having a great conversation. I love my dad,

(49:57):
I love both my parents. But my dad is he
is kind of not cold, but he's not a wrap
you up in his arms kind of guy. He doesn't
really think deeply about emotions and things like that. He's
a guy from the Midwest who's close to seventy, so
you can kind of picture what he is like. But

(50:18):
we're going on this walk and we're having a great
conversation about God and faith and how to live life
in a christ like way. It's a really great conversation
that I don't have often with my dad. So we're
walking around and it's great, and the weather's perfect. It's
fifty degrees and sunny, and we're both wearing hoodies and shorts.

(50:40):
It's just a perfect day. And we're going to go
get lunch after that. So we're talking about God and
things like that, and I said, Dad, you know what,
you can see God everywhere. I mean, look at this.
And we're looking at the sun shining through the canopy
of the trees next to the lake and it's beautiful.
I said, Dad, just look at that, and he goes, yeah,
it's the sun. Gets the Sunbry, it's the sun.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
I know what it is.

Speaker 5 (51:05):
It's a ball of gas that lights the world. I
understand what it so the poor guy, he just doesn't
think deeply.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
He's a surface level.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
He's kind of surface level, and that's been difficult for
me to sort of navigate, like he's not interested in
sort of I don't know, yeah, and I don't know
that I am either. But if he's comfortable staying there,
I just got to sort of stay there with him,
I think. Is what I learned on Friday.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Why are you Why are you talking like that? Yeah,
it's the sun. Yeah, I know, God made it. It's
a miracle, a miracle.

Speaker 6 (51:44):
Yay.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
So I guess it was my mistake, but we were
having such a great conversation. I thought it lended itself
well for the statement, but to him it was not.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You just had to go ahead and ruin it by
put it into words like you're an author or something,
you're writing something for a contest.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Yeah, what are you gonna cry?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Now?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Well, it gets even better because afterwards I'm telling him
this and he goes, yeah, it's the sun. More importantly,
where are we going for lunch?

Speaker 7 (52:21):
After this?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
There's a there's a great sports bar right here at
the corner, and goes, good do they have cold beer. Yeah, probably,
and he goes, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you something
about myself. Here's the thing. I'd rather have a beer
at eleven AM than a beer at eleven pm. What
do you think about that? I'm a day drinker. I

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think there's another word for that. It's called alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Well, and also that's where I get it. We're so
much like that.

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Speaker 4 (53:28):
So tech d Rob is with us this morning. Then
you say that you did something fun for Halloween, some
kind of a mystery theater something.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
It was a murder mystery party.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Okay, and.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Did you wear a costume?

Speaker 10 (53:46):
I did?

Speaker 11 (53:49):
It was so my character was a It said it
was a man slash bat officer. So I went with
batman adjacent is what I called it.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Okay, I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
What do you mean.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Say what your character was supposed to be.

Speaker 11 (54:08):
Man slash bat officer. So I went with batman because
that's what that's what it sounded like to me based
on what that said.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
So it's a part man part bat police officer.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Is what it was essentially.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Yes, so they're not real things, I gotcha. Well, it's
a it's a game.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
What you meant he was supposed to be the professor
or you know, like in a game of clue. Okay,
all right, what happened?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Right?

Speaker 5 (54:37):
What?

Speaker 4 (54:37):
What type of a deal is it? Like you you
just get the stories out of a book or is
it a game board game?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
It is?

Speaker 11 (54:45):
It is a game, so like there's cards that give
clues and then at the end you have to make
your deductions and decide.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
Who the murderer was.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Okay, did you I was the murderer.

Speaker 11 (54:56):
And I didn't know it until.

Speaker 7 (54:59):
Well do you not know?

Speaker 11 (55:02):
Because it's part of the game.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
You're just not supposed to because you're supposed to be
able to play as well.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Okay, did you guess yourself?

Speaker 6 (55:08):
I did?

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Okay, did they tell you to do that? They say,
why don't you go guess yourself?

Speaker 6 (55:15):
I guess yourself.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Was it a team effort or everybody individually going against
everybody else?

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Everybody going against everybody else?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And where was it? Where did y'all do it?

Speaker 11 (55:28):
Who's out at my friend's house in South Carolina?

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Okay, well that sounds fun, I mean not to any
of us, but yeah, I know it sounds like your
kind of thing. And I did something completely different Saturday night,
which was what uh?

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Played played other games with my friend.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Two game nights in a row.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Yeah, just only one of them though, required costumes, right yeah?

Speaker 8 (55:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
So wait what real quickly?

Speaker 11 (55:58):
What was there?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Your Batman?

Speaker 11 (55:59):
As my head's too big for a Batman mask, so
I kind of I kind of got a like a
like a a shawl type thing and made it like
an apocalypse kind of Batman.

Speaker 7 (56:10):
But I did put black on mysk.

Speaker 6 (56:11):
You lost me? You've lost me?

Speaker 4 (56:12):
Okay, it's great.

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Speaker 4 (56:55):
I almost just said, uh, the man who helped get
me through college has got But then I remembered I
didn't get through college. Nobody helped me get through college
because I didn't get through it. The man that helped
me get through several nights, days and nights before I

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dropped out of college. Maybe that's the way I can
put it. But he is the man credited with inventing
the frozen burrito. Yeaheen fifty six, he's passed away. Oh no,
now it says the frozen burrito. He did not invent
the burrito, because I would figure the inventor of the

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burrito would have a name a little more Hispanic sounding
than Dwayne Roberts. Yeah, because this fella's name was Dwayne
Roberts Dayne. Yeah, he was eighty eight when he died.
So but again, the frozen burrito, the burrita.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Is it really an invention? Though he just threw he
took the burrito and put it in the freezer. I
don't know that he invented that. Seems like an inventor, yeah,
but I guess it's got to be.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
You know, he's the one who created the way to
manufacture it, and doesn't it have to have certain preservatives
in it if you're going to freeze it like that
and then be able to just be you know, thrown
in the oven and then thrown in the microwave later
on in years. Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 8 (58:30):
I picture a guy named Dwayne just kind of stumbling
upon that, like, Man, I can't finish this, throw it
in the freezer.

Speaker 6 (58:36):
Ah, you're right, man.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Throwing the man. I hate to waste this.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Yeah, brain, you're gonna go into the record books.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Bruh.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
You know what I figure happened is that back in
nineteen fifty six, you couldn't get authentic Mexican cuisine as
easily as you can in twenty twenty five. So he
would probably go across town or somewhere out of town
and get this great authentic Mexican food and then want

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it at home. So he would take a bunch of
it home and freeze it. And then that sparked the
idea to mass produce the frozen burrito.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
You know, his wife hated that. She was like, you
are ridiculous bringing burritos home. Just go back. She hated that,
it's like they're not even.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Good, Dwayne, you are going to turn into a burrito
eating so many of those things taking up all my
space in the Freezer.

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Welcome to a Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Happy Monday, everybody. It's an exciting week for one. Country
singer Riley Green was just named by People magazine as
the hottest country star. So, uh, I guess they do
sexiest man Alive. And now they're just building upon that
to get more juice out of it. So they're naming
the sexiest country start, they're naming the sexiest forty year old,

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the sexiest guy with tattoos. They've got, They've got all kinds.
But Riley Green. Does that make sense? I don't. I
don't know a thing about Riley Green.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
He is the one that you just mentioned his name
and whether women like his music or not. They'll start woo,
you know, doing all that kind of trollop behavior. Yeah,
that's me, including my wife.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Really, so what what what makes him so? What makes
him so sexy?

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
He's just a good looking guy. He's uh, he's rugged looking,
he's in shape. He's just he's just a good looking dude.
They say that though when he shaved his beard, he's
not as good looking.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
Really he was.

Speaker 8 (01:01:28):
I like it better with the beard, but yeah, tall,
dark and handsome. You know, it's stereotypical.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
Yeah, and then all he talks about is country music
and duck hunting, all obsessed with duck hunting.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Wait, I don't love but I'll let it slide for him,
you know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Are you are? So? Riley Green's sexiest country singer alive
in twenty twenty five. Congratulations are in order for Ammy
Amy Slayton. She's won half of the thousand pounds sisters.
She just got married over the week end in a
haunted house. She said, I always wanted to get proposed
to in a haunted house, and I always wanted to

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get married in a haunted house. So they sealed the deal.
Or she and her fiance of a year over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Did she get out of her legal trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Is that over?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
No, Well, she pled guilty to drug possession of a
Schedule one in Schedule two last year when she was
at a zoo in Tennessee and they found drugs in
her car, but they dropped the child in dangerment in
child abuse charges as part of the plea agreement. So, yeah,
she went to the zoo with some drugs and she
also got a no trespass order, so she got banned

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from the zoo. You know, I mean, you know how
bad things have to be for you to get a
no trespass order at a zoo.

Speaker 8 (01:02:45):
Yeah, and then when the child gets older, you know,
your mom's ban from that zoo. She can't even go
on our field trip.

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
Good point. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
Embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Yeah, So she's trying to turn things around by getting married.
Congratulations to Amy. So my neighbor popped over last night
and he brought with him something unusual. I'll tell you
about an.

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Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
All right, so we always look forward to Riggins stories
about his eccentric neighbor.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Yeah, and this is a I'm gonna try to really
quickly abbreviate this story because there was a lot that happened.
So you know, I had three Harry lesbians living behind me,
and I don't say that. Their Wi Fi name was
three Harry Lesbians and they all lived in a house together. Well,
two of the lesbians that were married have moved leaving

(01:04:06):
one Harry Lesbian. I don't know if she's still Harry,
but I just assumed you. So, anyway, they're all from
South Africa, did I Did I mention that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
And they're white ladies, so like being a lesbian in
South Africa that seems like a tough gig. I don't
know a thing about South Africa, but I bet that's tough.
So anyway, they're in America now. Two of them have
moved out, one of them still there. My neighbor comes over,
knocks on the door. He goes, Hey, what are you
having for dinner tonight? And I was like, oh, I'm
just gonna make some pasta and he goes, look at
this and he opens up a tray and inside is

(01:04:37):
a roll of sausage and it's raw. I can tell
it's raw. And I said, oh, what's that and he goes, oh,
these are South African sausages. And I went, I've never
heard of that, but I've got spaghetti like on the
stove already. You know what I'm gonna pass. He's like,

(01:04:59):
you know, well, I'm gonna make and hot dogs too.
I was like, you know what, I'm just gonna He goes, well,
if you don't want it now, i'll make you a plate.
So today, at some point, I'm assuming I'm gonna get
some South African sausages, which sounds like a euphemism but
it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
And were they sausage links?

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
It was in a roll like looks like a cinnamon,
but like a roll like yeh, kind of like a cinnamon,
but like it was all in a roll in like
a metal you know, serving dish. And I don't know
if anything about it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
You're like South African, You're like googling what.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Yeah, it may be good, but I mean I would
want to know how it got here, right, you know
who who? Who made it originally?

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Is it from the Hairy Lesbian?

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Like there's a lot of questions, a lot of moving
parts in this story. But I mean I was grateful.
I'm always grateful when somebody wants to bring over food
and that guy's gonna go on my Mount Rush. More
of great neighbors, Like, he's just always the guy if
I have a need a light bulb, but I can
knock on his door. If I need something done with
my car, he can do that. He's just a great neighbor.
I love him.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
You always need a good neighbor like that, you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
Really do, especially people ones that are handy, And I
like being that person in my neighborhood totally.

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
Yeah, you know that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
He can fix anything.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
More.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
TJ and Riggins coming up. GJ.

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Riggins and Lindsey want to thank you for listening. This
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