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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's the perfect start today new radio TJ Andgans show.
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yes, thank you, and good morning, Good morning TJ and
Riggin's radio family. Huh hey mm hmmm hmm. So Rob
is not here this morning. He's usually in the background,
you know, piddling around and doing things. And so since
he's not here, let's talk about him. Yeah, no, because
(00:38):
he'll come back and he'll be editing things and then
he'll hear us talking crap about him and all that.
So we'll just set up a conference call for later. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well, I think it's safe to say Rob's been very
open and honest on Extra Extra Funny lately. So if
you're not a subscriber, make sure you subscribe because Rob's
had some big changes in his life. I don't think
he would be upset with me saying that, but he
kind of talks about what he's been dealing with in
Extra Extra Funny every day.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
So yeah, it's what we call rich and compelling. It is,
but he only feels comfortable talking about it on Extra
Extra Funny because you know, it's a smaller group of people.
It's an elite bunch, is what that is.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Or in the nest exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, So what are you wearing, lindsay what does that shirt? Say?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
That's right, I have seen that. I love that. Every
time you wear it, I think about it.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Thank you. It's the softest sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Every time you wear that, I mean to say something
about it.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, so great, it's just great.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Are you an? Are you do you go to Aspen
a bit with your husband?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
No? No, no, I just thought the sweatshirt was very comfortable.
It's a target.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We He has a work retreat at Aspen like every
three or four years or whatever, and yeah, we turned
it down this past year.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
I'm so sorry we did.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
He did that.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I actually can't remember off the top. I guess he
had a conflicting work thing. But when he told me,
I literally almost cried because it's the boogiest it's one
of so wait, it's one of his clients. So they
invite him and me and it's the boogiest event. People
that go are like, you don't want to miss it.
(02:41):
You literally get a Louis Vuitton on your bed when
you arrived to keep and he turned it down, and
you would have thought, I mean, the world was ending.
He's like, calm down, I have something that I have
to do.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
What do you don't remember what it was? Was it
just like playing golf with the bros? Because that would
have been hilarious. Yes, it would have been the best.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
No, it was it was like a war. It was
another work thing because a lot of times he won't
turn down a client deal because he needs those deals
just to live. But he you know, it must have
been another work thing. I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's like, you know, Chad and Derek and I have
been wanting to play Sawgrass forever. Babe.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
There is a Derek too, and a Chad that's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Of course, of course, of course saw Kyle's and Chad's
and Brandon's. Todd's.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I love that Todd's wife is not gonna let him go.
She could be such a It's like, is that your
wife or your mom? Bro started acting like as your wife,
not your mom. You're going, dude, You're going.
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Speaker 3 (04:37):
Jody was volunteering at a golf tournament yesterday for our
friends at the Temple team. Yeah, the charity golf tournament
and their son's name who is deceased. And she was
volunteering for that yesterday. And I volunteered to stay home. No,
(05:01):
I'm just kidding. Uh yeah. I went out there for
a little bit. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It was great?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
The weather was nice, right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Mm hm uh. And you know me, I love golf.
I can't good enough of it. And I was so
disappointed I couldn't play in the tournament.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You know, if you invested just like one month, you'd
be so good at it.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, I know, I know it would be Why why not?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It's something you can play when you're retired, and you
can you and Jody can enjoy together. I know a
lot of people do that.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, they do. This is not my It's not
my thing. I see myself when I retire well, and
I really can't see myself being able to retire honestly,
But if I were to go back to playing some
kind of a sport as a hobby, I could see
myself playing softball. Yeah, a lot, a lot quicker than
(06:02):
I could golf, because I think I could still kill
it in softball. Yeah, you know, like your dad plays
in that retirement village, you know, for the team. Yeah, yeah,
you know what, I'm old enough now, I could live
in one of those retirement villages. Yeah, it's fifty five
and up right, it's.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Fifty five and up. Yeah, So you'd definitely be like
the youngest guy on the team. But they're looking for
those guys like they are incredibly competitive.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
They want you on their team.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
M h yeah, i'd be jacking it.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
That's the home run derby champion of Winfield, Louisiana in
nineteen whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, well it was two years in a row. I
competed two years, and I want it two years whatever.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
They'd start calling you youngster. We want the youngsters ten
years younger. He could beat us around the lights or
whatever you say.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, but that also be the one with the young
wife because she hadn't you know, she hasn't reached that
age yet you know she ain't number fifty four. Oh
there's a little young trophy wife.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, I think you can. Can you can you move
in if one of them's younger?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, h yep, but.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
It's gonna be the talk of the neighborhood that. Oh
he look at this little little thing he got coming
in here with him.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
They've been married thirty one years. Yeah, the year and
a half younger than he is. But still, yep, she
had she's not of age for the retirement community.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Yet she's not of age. You think she's a gold digger.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Chutting around your little trophy wife?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Do they have any of those in your parents' neighborhood? Riggan?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Yeah, we know a guy that he was divorced and
then he picked up a like a twenty five year
old girlfriend was living with him. Oh yeah, he was sixty.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
But that's what joy. It brings some joy about.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
That, Okay, she said, brings so much your microphone cut
out there. Yeah, because the other women can have something
to keep them entertained.
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Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yes, and good morning, good morning to all.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I can't stop thinking about how TJ admitted on Extra
Extra Funny the other day that he used to go
into an old country buffet, like a you know, regular
buffet restaurant and dip rolls into a pudding. He would
drag a roll through, putting what vanilla pudding?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, yeah, because usually chocolate pudding is too bitter for anything.
I know. I'm not a big fan. I mean chocolate
pudding as much.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
And Lindsay's right behind, She's like, that sounds delicious, and
I'm the fattest person on the show, and that sounds
too fat for even me. Like, I just can't see
myself doing that, but I admire you for it.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's basically it's basically a Southern style eclaire.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, my favorite would be banana. Yeah, oh you know
what else would be good? A lemon, h but.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Banana and vanilla those bit. But they didn't have banana
at the place that I used to go that would
have that. But yeah, it was just like making you
know how the claire has those the flaky type of dough.
This is just a Southern style declaire with a really
soft yeast roll and pudding.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, when you say it like that, it actually makes
a lot more sense. It just sounds reasonable. But I
love that you're willing to admit it because a lot
of people have habits that they keep to themselves. And
the most obvious example to me is when me and
my brother used to share a room, before he would
get in bed at night, he would rub the bottoms
of his feet together like a cricket and he would
(10:48):
then he would get into bed and he would say,
well's because I'm getting the dirt off my feet before
I get into bed.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
That makes so much sense to me. I've never heard
you say that. Yeah, that Nick I get that.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
He did it every And then my sister in law said,
do you guys know the weird thing he does before bed?
And I go, I've known it since I was a
little kid. He rubs his feet together, right, And she goes.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, I get. I mean I would do that if
I had some on my feet.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Sure. Well there's a Reddit thread people are saying, what's
the weirdest private habit that you will take to the
grave unless you're on Reddit right here, and people started
sharing the weird habits that they have that they never
want to reveal. One person said they sit on top
of their refrigerator just to see how their their house
looks from a different angle.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Like an elf.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Like elfhow Michelle, Yeah, They said they took off all
the cereal boxes. You about once a month, they removed
the cereal boxes and hop up there just to see
what it looks like from that ad perspective.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Those are people that would have cereal boxes on top
of their fridge. Sorry, I had to say, it had
to be said.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
One woman complained about her boyfriend. She said, when he
gets cold, he tucks his ear lobes into his ear
canal and holds them there. She said, that's true, and
I wish I didn't know that about them.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I can't do that because mine are attached. Dang it.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I've never heard anything like that.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
I know. Do you have any weird habits like that,
Tej that you just you've had them for a really
long time and if people see you do them, it
looks weird.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
No. No, I don't do anything weird that would be
considered weird.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah. I picture the same for Lindsay for some reason.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
I mean, if I do do something that's weird, I
don't think it's weird, and I would tell you.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
But you both revealed that you like to eat chicken
nuggets and hot dog buns the other day. That's kind
of weird.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
I pretty much out myself for everything, so I don't
feel like anything's a secret you do.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I mean there are. I mean everybody has stuff
that they do, you know, the things that they eat
that would be considered a little out of the ordinary,
but just behavior like like you know, being a cricket
before you go to bed. Now, I don't have any
of those.
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As our dearly departed friend Ace would say, this is
what the Internet has made for. This is what the
Internet should be. They've taken to the Internet and they've asked,
if you were hired to eliminate one piece from checks mix,
(14:00):
which one has to go?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Oh, I know that one, and that's.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Super easy for me. And usually when I say this,
everybody's like, what that's the best part. But that little
rye cracker thing to me, that that's gotta go, the
rye cracker or that that just like burnt rye chip
or whatever it is, any of that that's gotta go.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
That's the best part.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah. Mine would be the stick, the breadstick thing.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Well, that one came in at number one, the mini breadstick. Yeah,
but I love that.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
Well it's got really no flavor.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's got no flavor.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
The rye chip is my favorite.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yep, me too.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
They made a whole bag of them.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Did you say that, No, it did.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Yeah, they made a whole bag of them.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Lindsay, that's not like you though. Southerners are not supposed
to like rye bread and rye things.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
That's yeah, I love rye bread. I don't know why,
Oh my God, always have.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And you're going to say, is that you love a
Ruben sandwich?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I love? I do? I do? I do?
Speaker 4 (15:09):
You do?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You can't tell people, and this is one of my well,
you can't tell Southerners you like Ruben sandwiches.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I do though, But I mean, I'm
surprised that people don't say the pretzel.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's the pretzel, that's the answer. That's the only Well,
the breadstick and the pretzel. There's two different kinds of pretzels.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
That take one of the pretzels, and they say, it
doesn't matter which one. You just got too many pretzels.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Too many pretzels make give them? Give us all checks?
Uh and and the ride chips. I'd be fine with
that combination.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Do y'all prefer the cheesy checks mix the cheese one,
I'll go either way. What I like the cheese one better?
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I like that it has like cheese it's in it,
you know, like kind of cheese it type crackers. But
I like the original flavor of the checks mix better.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
The bold is good.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Is it good? And then there are other people on
here who are obviously you know you've insulted them by
saying take the rye chip out of it. Then says
the the square pretzel is the one that needs to
come out the square.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Part to be specific. Yeah, it doesn't matter to me
whichever pretzel. But if I wanted pretzels, I would just
buy a bag of pretzels.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Like exactly, yes, And if they put those mustard flavored
pretzels in there, that would be good. Now you're one
of a mustard.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Now you're onto something. Those honey mustard and onion pretzels
or whatever that Snyder's makes. That's put those in there.
Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I like those honey braid pretzels.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Them.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
We call those beach pretzels because the only time we
ever had them was when we go on vacation to
the beach.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, I eat him out of a ziploc bag.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
And they don't stand a chance with Jody's teeth. No,
she just gets right through.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
The just like like a Beaver.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Nothing actually stands a chance. That's true.
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Speaker 3 (17:54):
Nobody loves uh drama and gossip more than Riggins. He
just he just wants to enjoy it from afar. He
doesn't want to be close to it at all. Is
that fair to say?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Uh? Yeah, I definitely don't want to be near it
or involved at.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
All, because I know whenever you saw this video, you
tripped out. This is a video that has gone viral
and it's from close to where you live. Lindsay, this
is going on in your neighborhood, your your little suburb.
Oh so we'll just play the audio and take it
(18:33):
from there.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Listen.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
If your name is Mandy and you live in the
Ballantine area in Charlotte, North Carolina, and you're dating Steven,
you need to run, girl. I've got some pertinent information
in my DMS with some evidence that you can only see.
Message me to see this. But keep it moving, Mandy.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Keep moving, Mandy, Mandy, if you're with Stan, Uh.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
What could that be?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I have an idea?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How could this guy? What? What do you think it is? Riggins?
Do you think that because I don't think this, but
I think Riggins, that you think that Stephen is gay
and he doesn't need to be messing with Mandy.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
No, I wasn't thinking that at all.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh well, thank god, neither was I.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, I was thinking that.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
He's a good think he's more bisexual. But something's going on.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It's Stephen d m this guy. He's slid into his DMS.
And you know then the guy studied up on this
guy and saw, oh, he's dating Mandy.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yep, Okay, So does is this guy trying? You think?
We don't know, We're just this is all just allege
what we're coming up with based on the information that
we have. Do y'all think that this guy uh wants
Stephen and his sham of a relationship with Mandy is
(20:10):
in the way.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Absolutely, he's trying to be a saboteur for Stephen and
Mandy so that he can have Stephen for.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Himself, allegedly, allegedly, hypothetically, hypothetically all of that.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I think maybe he's just trying to help his sister out,
because I mean, maybe he does like Stephen, but I
do think he's trying to look out for her too.
That's why he's like because he's he is in jeopardy
of losing Stephen at this point.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Well, uh, that's if he's even gay. He may not
even be gay. We've just we've just assumed all of
this stuff or medical alleged situation.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Or this guy's at a gay bar and sees Stephen
and and then looks up his info and sees that
he's with Mandy, and that's how it happened. I don't know.
I could come up with a couple of scenarios.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But what are the DMS to which he referenced?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Okay, I think they saw each other at a bar,
he slid into his DMS and then that's how it
all happened, Okay or no, I'm kidding a thousand different ways.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, so I wonder if Mandy has heard about this.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
I don't know, the video blew up. I mean, it's
got thousands and thousands of you. So I'm sure somebody's
gonna tell her.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, and then Mandy is such an uncommon name, and Steven,
he may be making the whole thing of just just
to create internet drama.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
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Speaker 3 (22:31):
All right, hopefully everybody's getting settled into the new the
new time situation with the falling back and all of
that stuff, because people will use that as an excuse
for bad behavior for months. So how this time change
(22:51):
has got me messed up? Yeah? It's December, that's that
time change was two months ago? What's wrong with you?
But there is coming up on cold and flu season?
You know when when does that start? Cold and flu season?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Oh it's it's begun.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
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those little Petri dishes you have, his children bring in
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Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yeah, a lot of wives say that. As soon as
they say that they're sick, their husband said, I know
what you mean. I've been sick and I'm getting sick.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Why do guys do that?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
I think it is well, obviously women think that that's
the only reason they do that is because they're selfish
and babies and everything. But I think it's kind of
the way a man shows that he may have empathy.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's like, yeah, I know it's bad because I've been
feeling it. I know what you're going through. I'm you
know whatever, that kind of thing. But then again, I
always try to give the men the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You sure are. Wow, that's that is some take you
just gave right there. That's their way of showing empathy.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Right, and they don't know how to put it into words.
But you know, I do that because it goes the
other way so often and so maliciously. It's like everything
that a man does, they just get demonized for it,
and they're just because they're sorry and they're no good
and you know, all this stuff, and that's not true.
So I always try to find a reason that men
(24:59):
could be doing what they're doing innocently, where you know,
it's not just you know, some sort of fodder for
you know, for fake massogyny, fake accusations of missogyny.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Yeah, look at that. How long, how we've turned this
into a.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, poor men, poor men. The men do have it
just way harder than women. In twenty twenty five in
the US America, I tell you.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
What, it's tough to be a man.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You know, it is god I mean, sarcastic, but it
is okay. Well, you just don't realize how tough it
is on your husband, Lindsay, because he's probably not running
around being a squeaky wheel asking for Greece.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh squeaky, squeaky, I hear him from it from up here, squreaking.
Oh wait, he's going down the roads.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
How much does he criticize you?
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Never?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
How much do you criticize him?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Never?
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Now trending, Now, trending, now trending.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Don't forget tonight is the Mega Million's jackpot. It's eight
hundred million dollars. So that jackpot continues to grow. And
I think they said the cash value is like four
hundred million, so you're gonna take You're gonna take some
losses there, but eight hundred million. Four hundred million is
still a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
That's cash and after taxes and all of that. Or
is that just the cash value you take half of
it and then and then then they're gonna take the
taxes out of and you'll end up with about one
hundred grand.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
I think, so, oh my goodness. That turns it bad
real quick, it does it?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Does eight hundred million the cash value like three three
hundred and fifty or four hundred or something like that.
But yeah, TJ is right, they take it. They take
a huge chunk of that money, so eight for Yeah,
don't don't spend it too early in your head if
you decide to play mega millions with that drawing tonight,
Today's National Candy Day. Seems a little weird that it's
a couple of days after Halloween, doesn't it.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah? M hm, so sick of candy?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I was gonna ask. I know, I'm sure you're probably
over the candy, Lindsay, TJ. I'm sure. Is Jody still
chowing down on candy?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Well, I mean it's part of her daily life, so yeah,
doesn't doesn't matter whether it's Halloween or not.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Have you seen the candy intake go up? Does it
go up slightly around Halloween? Or is it pretty much
the same?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
It's the same. Yeah, it's the same. It's always at
at emergency.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Level highest point.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
And Lindsay, did you like take some off the top
of your kids haul when when they came back to
back to the house. Oh?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah, anything they don't like I take, And even if
they do like it. I take it, but they don't
get a lot of candy. I don't let them have
a lot of candy because they're psychopaths.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Anyway, Yeah, I get that. Does your husband Kylie candy?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
No, he's not a candy. He's not a sweet eater,
which kind of drives me mad. But what can you
do with those people?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You know?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
He doesn't want to do split sees with you or
anything like that.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Never, I have to throw it in the trash if
I want to split seas?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
So why would you even marry a guy who doesn't
gossip with you about other people and doesn't eat sweets?
I have nothing in comme.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
I think he tricked me when we were dating, because
he'd be like, do you want to get dessert? Like
we'd be at a write yet like yeah, take a
bite and be like that's really good. But I didn't
realize I was eating the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
He's like, you want to get dessert? Speaking of desserts,
you know who's had too many of them? Have you
seen how much weight that Hannah has gained lately? Girl?
He made you think he was a gossiper and a
dessert either.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I know, And then look now nothing Yeah, it's actually
detrimental to your health that he's not doing splits he's
with you, because that means you're just eating more and
that's it's not good for you.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Oh, I make sure I throw some of it away
or give it to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's sort.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yeah, it's good thinking. And then Kim Kardashian in the
news because NASA has responded to her saying that she
doesn't believe we went to the moon. The Secretary of
Transportation Sean Duffy said, no, Kim, we actually did go
to the moon. We've gone a couple of times and
we're going back, so but she's sticking to her guns.
She doesn't believe we went to the moon.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You know what. The problem I have with that is
what why would he even respond to Kim Kardashian? And
I know they've asked him what do you think of this?
And he should probably just say I don't care.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
That's the right answer, but who does. We've got more
coming up next.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
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Speaker 4 (31:09):
Oh yeah, hope, yeah, oh yeah. You know. I see
a lot of people on TikTok, mostly women. They take
a video of their dog and they go, I'm so sad.
I just thought about my dog getting older and now
I'm crying. Now, I don't I've never seen a guy
do that, but I see a lot of women do that.
(31:29):
I look at always getting gray. Now I'm thinking about
him getting older, and I'm literally sobbing. It's like, oh, man,
you're really putting some unnecessary pressure on yourself to feel sad.
You know, you should be thankful that your dog's getting
older and that he's surviving, and you're just looking to
wallow kind of in sadness. And I'm just not doing that.
(31:51):
I've got actual things to be sad about. My dog
thriving is not one of them. However, when he does,
my dog does die, I'm going to be inconsolable.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, but it's not something you post about. Sure, did
I cry many times thinking about my dog's dining. Absolutely,
But to myself, I don't post it for the world.
There's some things you just keep to yourself.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, I think I agree with you. And I've never
had a breakup so bad that I was sitting around
sobbing for days. But I know what happens to people. Again,
I think it's mostly women. But there's a CEO in India.
He's the CEO of a dating company and he got
this email from one of his employees who is a
gen Z woman. I'm going to post it here on
(32:36):
the screen if you want to check it out. His
name is Jazz Vere and this is the email that
he got from his gen Z employee. Hello, sir, I
recently had a breakup and I haven't been able to
focus on work. I need a short break. I'm working
from home today, so I'd like to take leave from
the twenty eighth to the eighth. So they're referencing October
twenty eighth through the eighth of November. And he said
(32:58):
it was an immediate approval. What That's what he said
on social media. I got that email and I immediately
approved it. Now a lot of people are reacting saying, well,
this is not a good sign for that employee. That
means they're disposable. If you're able to, you know, dismiss them.
That quickly. It's not a good thing.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
I've never had a job where it's even if my
dog had an emergency at my last job, they'd be
like tough.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I think that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I wonder if he would have reacted the same way
if it had been a man.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
It's a fabulous question.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I think so he probably am sadly.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Well, you would not if somebody says I need to
take this for whatever reason, it's a mental health thing.
I'm really struggling, you would give them that time off,
wouldn't you.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
It depends on what it is about, which about what
they are struggling. You know they're struggling because their plants died, okay,
or because you know something else that I think is stupid.
Then no, I would say you need to be at work, okay.
(34:12):
So what is stupid? A breakup is stupid. A breakup
is going to take you out of work for as
long as that? I mean, that was what ten days?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
That was crazy?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
That's successive?
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Okay, a day or two?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, you would not approve that, Lindsay, No, as many
bad breakups as you've had.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
That, I've had to go to work and cry, like
in the bathroom because I've been so upset, but yet
I still carried on and did my duties. Yes, no,
you're not getting You're fired actually for even asking out
of here, get out of my face.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Have you spent many work days in the bathroom crying?
Speaker 5 (34:56):
I mean I've spent at least one. I mean I
know for sure. Yeah, it's it's hard, but you deal
with it and you go about your day. You're an adult.
He's not worth it. Get out of here. You're not
worth it either.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
This is the G and Riggins Show. GJ. Riggins and
Lindsey want to thank you for listening. Let's go. This
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Speaker 3 (35:36):
So I know that you Riggins, you you're very sensitive
to people. Well you think are judging you by what
you buy at the store. You know, when the lady
was checking you out and asked if you were having
a picnic because you had nothing but beer and snack,
foods and stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Well, you know, it upset me.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Are you that way, Lindsay, are you, you know, kind
of self conscious about stuff? That you're buying at the
store that people will be judging you.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I think it depends. Maybe I've never had that situation. No,
if someone's like, oh, are you having a picnic, I'm like,
oh my god, I am bush.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
I'm just going to eat this stuff myself. Yeah, because
there is a I guess a grocery chain in Texas
and people were complaining about it because of their self
checkout the way it works. So this is a woman
who videoed herself using one of the self checkout lanes.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Listen, touch the item to purchase, enter your donuts quantity,
and touch the enter button.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
One.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Place your donuts in the bank.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
God, yeah, that's outing her for buying donuts.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Place your apple. Yeah, make your donut.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
Hey, Fatty, put the donut in the bag. I mean
it's so loud.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
So that was you Riggins.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Yeah, I'm just trying to check out. You're already making
me do all the work of like typing in a
number for a donut in the bakery section on the screen,
and then you're gonna announce it to the to the
entire store. Yeah, just lower the volume.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah, I've never seen one though that announces what the
product is I hear them sometimes they're so loud, and
I figure that that's for old people, you know, to
be able to hear what they say. I think it
would say two dollars ninety nine cents, please please the
item in the bag, and it's so loud, and it
(37:48):
just you know, I don't like loud noises, so that
bothers me. But it wouldn't bother me if it if
it shouted out whatever I was buying. But you know,
for me, it would probably be sitting there one preparation
h h in the bag.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
I think it does that when you buy a baked
good like a single, not like you know, because it's
happened to me before. How many quantity of donuts And
I'm like, buying the kids donuts. It doesn't bother me,
but I see how somebody would.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Be self conscious buying the kids donuts.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Okay, well you got me.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I bought myself five donuts buying the kids. Tabasco and
slim gems.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
And hear wine, make sure quantity of slim gems in
the basket. I'll be like, shut up, archer farms, healthy ones,
not slim gems.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
That would not bother me at all because I'm looking
at like, Okay, well if I'm if I'm having to
be self conscious about buying donuts, then I shouldn't be
a chunk of bunk. Well you know, you know so well,
they're not mine, I square, officer, they're not mine. They
(39:14):
they're they're holding my family hostage, and they say they'll
kill them if I don't come buy them donuts. And
I couldn't contact the police. But they're not for me,
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Speaker 6 (40:03):
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Speaker 3 (40:15):
I'm meant to ask you, how glad are you that
you don't have to be in the same room physically
with Lindsey all during that time that her kids had
that hand foot in mouth disease thing.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Oh my god, it's like she had the play. I
don't even know anybody that gets hand foot in mouth anymore.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Kids. It runs rampant in school. But yeah, adults don't
usually get it, but I have heard stories. My neighbor
had it as an adult twice and said it was
the worst thing she's ever had.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
What would you do, Riggins?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
As long as long as she doesn't bring any more
renaissance diseases with her, I'd be fine working in the
same But the problem is she doesn't. She brings in
like blackfoot or whatever it's called, hand foot and mouth
mad pals.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
But I mean, seriously, though, Riggins, what would you do
if you woke up one morning and you had sores
inside your mouth and between your fingers and between your
toes and on it, and you knew that you got
it because Lindsay was a carrier.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
Oh, I'd kill her. I would kill her with my
hands until she was dead.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
I don't know you would give me the handfoot mouth
some way.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
I'd be so upset.
Speaker 5 (41:36):
I don't think you can be a carrier. But if
you could, yeah, you wouldn't. You would kill me.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah. It's not that I don't love her, but I
don't want to get sick. Listen, I'm not in the
best of health. I can't. I can't be getting sick.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Same you never go to the doctor. You don't go
to the doctor for a regular checkup or anything, Riggins,
you just go if you're really sick.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
No, I I go for a yearly physical. Oh you do,
but yeah, like getting colds and flus and stuff like that. No,
I don't go to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:05):
No.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
And as a matter of fact, I just saw a
commercial for the new day Quill and Niquill. It's called
Intense Flu and I saw that and I was like,
that stuff looks awesome. I bet it works great.
Speaker 5 (42:18):
Yeah. I'm at the doctor a lot more than you
would ever imagine. If you had kids, you'd be at
the doctor too. And it sucks.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah yeah, I mean I mean just on him.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Never gone to the doctor for anything.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
No, Now you know what it is. My brother had
cancer when he was a kid, So I feel like
God took out all, like put it all on him,
so he's going to make me healthy. And you know,
I look at my brother as a weaker person now
because of it.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
You're the weakest link.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Yeah. Did they teach you that in Catholic school before
you started the public school?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Listen, that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, did you ever get the I just finished this show.
I told you I was watching this show. It's a
Canadian comedy and it was all about these kids that
went to a Catholic school And did you ever get
the strap on your hands? Riggains? Did they are the nuns?
(43:18):
Ever do that where they would hit your hand with
a strap? It was spank in your butt?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
There was no hitting, but they were like weird punishments.
Like I knew kids that had to kneel on pencils
and stuff like that, or like put their nose on
the top board and you know that kind of thing.
But no, there was no spanking or strapping or anything
like that.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Oh yeah, their nose on the chalkboard.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah, Like they draw a circle on the board and they'd.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Have to like, yeah, put your nose in it and
stand there until the teacher told you you could pull
away and you couldn't look behind you or anything.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
That'd be terrible.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Go in the coke closet. I remember some kid had
to go in the coke closet for like an hour.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Yeah. All of the teachers at my school had paddles
with holes drilled in it, so you know it could
be more wind less, wind resistant. Yes, yep, they beat us.
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Speaker 4 (44:49):
Thank you so much. And these are some of the
top trending topics. Target is launching their Black Black Friday
sale early. It starts on the sixth this year, so
it's running from the sixth through December twenty fourth, So
you get more almost two months of Black Friday sales
at Target. Kind of defeating the purpose of a Black
Friday sale, isn't.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
It kind Yeah, they shouldn't even call it Black Friday sale.
They should call it pre Black Friday sale.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, or a winter sale or something like that.
Speaker 5 (45:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Is Target still the most used app on your phone? Lindsay?
Speaker 5 (45:24):
Uh? Amazon and then Target?
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Okay? I knew you had mentioned that the other day,
and I thought, oh my gosh, what is she buying
over there at Target?
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Everything? Everything? It's an addiction. Target's an addiction. And it's
also across the street from my house, so it's very
easy access, you know.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
Yeah. I've heard so many women describe their perfect day
as getting up with their husband, going to get coffee
from Starbucks and then going to Target, and that just
seems like a nightmare to me.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Seems like a great day if he's buying everything.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Yeah, okay, maybe that's the caveat that he has to
be buying everything.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Yeah, we're not just going to Brown's, like you're gonna
treat me to a Target day and money?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
But isn't there a Starbucks in Target?
Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
Even better? Even better? It's me excited Yeah, Elon Musk
is in the news. He announced that the Tesla Roadster,
the next car from Tesla, will be revealed before the
end of the year, and he said this product launch
will be the most unforgettable product launch ever and I
(46:32):
don't even know if it's gonna be good or bad yet.
So a lot of people believe that when he reveals
this latest car, it's gonna be able to fly.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
It's gonna be a flying car.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
That's what they're saying anyway. And he said he wants
to get it out before the end of the year,
so we're obviously approaching that pretty quickly. And when Elon
Musk says he wants to do something, he usually does it,
regardless of how odd it is. So a lot of
people seem to think that we're pretty close to flying cars. Now,
would you drive a flying car?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (47:03):
I I think that if you're going to be in
a flying car, you should have to be a licensed pilot, right,
if that thing is in the air, you need to
be a licensed pilot certified the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
Okay, So against against barbers and hairstylists having to get licenses,
but for eating a license to.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Fly, right, because if you don't have a license to fly,
and there's not somebody that tests you on that, then
you could hurt the general public. That's completely innocent, you know,
crash into a grocery store, parking lot or something and
kill a bunch of people. Sure, but if you just
mess up somebody's hair, then you know they there should
(47:52):
be consequences, but not, you know, not because the government
told them it was okay to do it.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah, I'm sorry, hair mess up as a national offense
to me? Okay, alert the authorities.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 5 (48:09):
Can you imagine like a normal carsick person such as
myself in a flying car, could just picture how much
dram I mean, that would take.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
It's actually a really good point, lindsay, I didn't think
about that little car sick people. So somebody has gone
viral for a shocking interview. They did, but it may
play a role here on the TJ and Riggins Show.
We'll find out. Coming up next, more.
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(49:29):
Shelton's ex wife, right, mm hmm yeah, okay, And I
don't know much about Miranda Lambert. Is she kind of
like a like a bad a real like Gretchen Wilson
kind of country woman.
Speaker 3 (49:42):
She tries to act like that, she tries to act
like a tough woman. She's crazy.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
Okay, you say she's crazy? What what about her is crazy?
I don't I don't know any.
Speaker 3 (49:52):
Remember wasn't she the one in the Vegas show that
stopped down the entire show and called out those women
for taking a picture during her per formance? Yes, you
know stuff like that. Okay, so maybe a hot head,
short temper kind of person. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4 (50:09):
Well, she was on the Joe Rogan podcast and he
asked her about her tour rider and she said, well,
it's only two things. It's Cheetos and Teeto's, And she
said she doesn't really drink anymore. When when he asked
her about it, she goes, well, I don't really drink anymore.
It's not like I had a problem, but I'm not
drinking a whole lot. But if somebody on their rider
(50:30):
had Cheetos and Teeto's, you would assume they're drinkers, right.
Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, yeah, And I would also assume that they're debutants.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
She knows.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
I have part of me thinks she's just reciting that
because she thinks it makes her sound, you know, kind
of edgy and cool. But if she really does just
need Cheetos and Tito's, I kind of liked that. I
would want that artist performed at my venue. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
But yeah, she is a like has always come across
as I'm a bad a.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah didn't she didn't?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
She is she one that did gunpowder and lead, Yes,
and this ain't your Mama's crazy, right, those types of
songs that you're talking about fight and then being tough.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
And whatever, doude do the same people that like a
tough country girl, like like let's say Kelsey Bellerini or
or Maren Morris, Like, do they overlap it all or
is that like one artist that has like real hardcore fans,
like kind of raunchy kind of fans.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
I don't know. I think that they cross over because
many women who are on the you know, top hits
of country music. Now, yeah, Laney Wilson's obviously the top,
and she gets both because she's feminine and pretty and all.
But she's still a tough girl making on her own
(51:53):
and being a you know, I mean when you live
in a in a travel trailer parked in somebody's parking lot,
trying to make it in life by yourself at eighteen
years old, you get known as a tough girl in
the industry when you make it. So she gets both.
Miranda Lambert probably gets both. Those other ones. I don't
(52:16):
think they'll get the tough chicks.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, you know who was living in the travel trailer lane.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Wilson, Landy Wilson, that's little little town Louisiana and headed
out parked that thing in a friend of her dad's
parking lot.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Dang.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Do you guys go to a Landy Wilson show?
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Okay, yeah, all right, so do you and you like
her not just because she's from Louisiana, but you actually
like her music.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, she's good. Okay, she's good. She's a real deal man.
She ain't fake, she ain't fake. Make them Yankee country singers.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh yeah.
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Speaker 3 (53:32):
You don't know this because it's been going on behind
the scenes, But Riggins, have you noticed that just within
the last thirty minutes, Lindsey has been displaying what we
could maybe call multiple mommy personality disorder? Yeah, because you
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know Lindsey being in her home and you only have
one of your kids there now right? The other one
went to school? Right, So your son, Brooks, three year
old is there. Just a few minutes ago he did
something and she goes, did you hear that? And clanging boxes?
I'm like, where did you get that box? And he
told me? And then boys boys are just so much different.
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Just now, he came to the door during the break
and he goes, Mommy, are you finished? And then she
said almost, I'm almost finished. And then she turns away and.
Speaker 4 (54:29):
Goes, sweet boys, sweet thing.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
He well, and this is how he just flips just
what's the word. I just melt with him like I'll
give him anything and every just because he's so he
knows what he does to me. He tricks me. Yeah,
the wool over my eyes? Is that what I'm trying
to say?
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Uh? You know, he manipulates you.
Speaker 5 (54:54):
He manipulates me, But he doesn't really. He's three and
he's just so sweet.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
And why other times are you talking about how much
he's driving you crazy?
Speaker 5 (55:04):
Because he drives me crazy. It's such a love love
like frustrated relationship. Different than my daughter. He's just got
some hold over me. I don't know something about him
being a boy and he makes me so angry and
I'm like, what are you doing like something your bogger?
Like what ooh?
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I wonder if it's that with little boys. The bad
stuff they do makes you so crazy that when they
do something sweet, you're like, so you're so thankful for it.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
And oh, that could be it.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Melts my heart. See, you can be sweet, you can
be so sweet.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
That could be it. That could be it. Because my
oldest and she's a girl obviously, so it's she's always
been sweet. It's just her personality. So she never tricks me,
you know, he's he surprises me at times with her.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
You know what to expect, which would be different if
she were mean all the time. At least you know
what to expect with him. He's up and down, up
and down. So I'm just waiting on the next five
minutes to see where your mood is with him, what
he does.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
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Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yes, yes, good mar name Riggins. You know my little
friend Jenny listens to our show. On the you know,
when it's reposted podcasts, and since she's such a routine person,
she listens to it at the same time and if
it doesn't last the exact same amount of time every day,
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then something's thrown off and she wants to know what's
going on. She has a complaint and it's directed at you. Okay,
she says that you don't talk enough. She's she's the
biggest Riggins fan, like, probably as big of a Riggins
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fan as your mom is. And I think that she
would be completely happy with the whole show turning into
nothing but you talking. And then she if you just
did a Riggins podcast every day that lasted four hours
or whatever it does, that would that would probably be
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fine with her.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
So it's actually a compliment compliment.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
To him, yeah, an insult to you.
Speaker 4 (58:11):
And me lyndsay, oh yeah, well, yeah, well, I don't
want to do a four hour podcast of just me.
I don't even want. Well, I talk plenty, I talk
plenty on the show.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
But I say he talks way too much.
Speaker 5 (58:26):
He has a whole segment every every hour.
Speaker 4 (58:30):
I know. Yeah, well that I am. I am flattered
by that. But there might be some sort of like
Midwest connection there, Like she's from Nebraska, my family's from Chicago.
There might be something some of that there.
Speaker 3 (58:41):
But she thinks you're the funniest person ever.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
Really. Yeah, all right, well I'm gonna I'm gonna steal
your friend. How about that? Me and Jenny bff's forever.
Speaker 3 (58:54):
Yeah, if she thought that she could get you out
of the house enough, she would have already made that trade.
Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Yeah, she's tried a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (59:05):
Like I'm not leaving.
Speaker 3 (59:09):
I'll say things that he don't want to hang out
with you, well meeting us, but I mean, you know,
I'll always say that just a aggravator, sure, leave him alone.
He doesn't, he doesn't want to.
Speaker 4 (59:22):
No, you know what, we have a friendly relationship over
text and we DM a lot. So I I like
Jenny very much and I'm very flattered by that. But yeah,
I talk plenty please.
Speaker 5 (59:31):
Mm hmm, well, such a good compliment though.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
Yeah. What did she say about Lindsay? Does she like Lindsay?
Speaker 9 (59:38):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (59:38):
No, not at all, And then again, nobody does.
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Okay, the most important stories in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
This is now trending. On the t J and Regan Show, Lindsay.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Had to bolt using her kids as an excuse again.
Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
So whatever, see you, Lindsey, take care, wash your hair.
We'll see you when we see you. She does use
those kids as an excuse, but I would probably do
the same thing if I had kids.
Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yeah, all moms do that, do they? Hilton excuse for
eighteen years? Yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
The way you said that was so good. Well, maybe
I'll revisit that topic later. But this is now trending.
This is where we cover some of the stories in
the news that you need to know about. First story
is pretty scary out of Malaysia. A man that worked
at a logging company was trampled to death by an elephant.
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And it turns out he was just at his job
and then this elephant, the head of the pack, came
over trampled him. They brought him inside to give him care,
and the elephant came back a few hours later and
dragged him out and then trampled him to death. What Yeah,
they say elephants are like they get they get revenge.
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
On people they do.
Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Yeah, which I did not know. But I don't know
what this guy did to the elephants. But that one
was really upset with him.
Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
That's why I don't have one. You can't trust them.
You really get crazy. Elephants are crazy. They're not good pets.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
How would you fight off an elephant? You're from Louisiana,
you know how to take down a large game. What
is it more? Is it smarter to just run from
an elephant or try to head it, you know, face
it head on.
Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
If I don't have a rifle, I would run, And
I think I could outrun an elephant, especially if I can.
If I can, you know, cut back and forth and
you know, juke and juke in and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
This man played Louisiana high school football. He can bob
and weave with the best of them. He would get
around that elephant.
Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah, but they are faster than you would think. Yeah,
hunting there, they can run faster than you think.
Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
It's terrible. So elephant's trending today because that horrible story
out of Malaysia. And then Amy Poehler is in the news.
She said, the best kind of hosts for Saturday Night
Live are athletes, not because they're super funny, but they
like being coached.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah, and she said, and they come in, you know,
as a blank slate. They don't have their own way
of doing things.
Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
I'm sure that's exactly what she said. They enjoy, they
want to learn, and if they don't do well, they
just say, oh, you know what, it's not my thing.
But if they do great, they say, thank you for
helping me through this.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
M hm.
Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Pretty surprising answer that athletes make the best hosts for SNL. Now,
does anybody watch SNL anymore? Maybe not, but it is
in the news this week. Some woman is getting a
divorce from her husband for the silliest reason ever. I'm
going to tell you the story.
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Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
It is crazy, and there's a crazy story in the news.
A woman went viral on TikTok because she's getting a
divorce from her husband. Super sad. But she's forty six,
he's forty eight. They had been having some troubles and
they decide it's like one last ditch effort to save
the marriage. They go on an anniversary trip to Turks
and k which I've heard is fantastic, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
M M, I've been Oh have you really mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
Okay. So they're looking to like sort of like one
last try at this thing. And what happened is they
go out to eat. They're having a great time, they're
even sharing some moments of intimacy. But they go to dinner.
They get dessert, and they get two slices of cheesecake
and they just bring it back to the room. He
eats his entire slice of cheesecake. She takes one bite
(01:04:25):
of hers and says, you know, it's just too rich.
I'm not interested. I'm gonna save it for tomorrow. She
puts it in the little hotel fridge. She wakes up
in the morning and she goes, where's my cheesecake? And
he goes, oh, it's right in there, and he points
to the fridge and all that's left is like two
bites of this cheesecake. And now she's divorcing him. She said,
when I saw that last piece of cheesecake, I realized
(01:04:48):
I was not okay with crumbs. And that's what it
felt like I was living with in the marriage. Yew
is it really? It's obviously not about the cheesecake, is it?
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
But you you know how many snowflakes it takes the
cave in the roof, Brother Riggins, how about yeah, one,
it's that last little snowflake that makes it all come down.
But that goes back to I mean, that's the That
is a great illustration of my analogy I came up
with years ago about the milk and the coffee. If
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he takes the last little bit of milk and puts
it in his coffee before she has a chance to
make her coffee, then that's not the guy for her.
He doesn't put her before himself.
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Is that something that you can work past? Or is
that an immediate sort of death sentence for the relationship.
Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Well, listen, if if I knew that we were on
a retreat, to save our marriage, and she had been
complaining that I'm selfish. The last thing I would do
is go eat something of hers that she had that
she was going to eat the next day. So he
obviously can control himself. He's just that selfish.
Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Yeah, and yeah, Okay, that's a that's a great analysis
of that situation. He's a jerk and she's realizing it now. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
And he doesn't put her first even when they're supposed
to be fixing their marriage. That has trouble because he
doesn't put her first. Yeah, he eats her cheesecake. Yeah,
how good? Always grounds for divorce eating somebody's cheesecake.
Speaker 6 (01:06:31):
More TJ and Riggins coming up. Riggins and Lindsey want
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Riggins Show.