April 21, 2024 • 43 mins
In this episode of Top-Shelf Hijynx, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Medusa as they dive into the art of tattooing. PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her journey of rediscovering tattooing in 2024, highlighting the stark differences between the equipment of the 1990s and today. Medusa adds a flavorful twist to the conversation by introducing PAHMOANAH BULITZ to the latest ketchup crazes, including Cheetos Ketchup and Heinz glitter ketchup.
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All right, are you happy or sad?
(00:02):
Which way? Oh, I guess.
Oh, you're happy and you are?
Come on, a bullet.
I guess I'm happy.
Oh, I'm always happy, bitch.
I am Baroque Medusa.
This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clink clinkin', bitches.
Good day or good afternoon, Bestie.
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Good afternoon, Bestie.
Happy Sunday.
It's nice today.
How about over there?
You know what?
The sun is kind of peeking out through the clouds here and there.
Yay!
Time to get a bikini on and go get some sun rays.
That's right. I did that earlier.
That's why I'm like, you want to record later
(00:44):
so I can get my tan on?
But I'm sure the skies are all blue and the sun is out.
Yeah, yesterday it took forever for the sun to come out, excuse me.
But it finally did like in the late afternoon.
So there is that.
Hang on, we over here, it's you think they just fool you.
(01:07):
The weather falls you here.
It's like, hey, guess what's going to be a whopping high of 72 today.
Yay!
And then the next day it's fucking raining.
That's how it was like a couple of weeks ago here.
It was weird, but whatever.
I don't know.
We'll see what this week comes with the weather, I guess.
(01:27):
Seriously, I just need some damn sun.
I just need to move.
I can't stand this day. I need sun.
I need sun.
Have you been in your hot tub?
Actually, today was going to be the day where I was going to do
my little whole purge where I empty it completely out and clean it
and pressure wash around it and all that stuff.
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But have I lifted a finger?
No.
Oh, question then.
So do you have a pull guy come to check the pH balance and do all that stuff
that pull people do or you do that on your own probably?
No, Medusa, I do it on my own.
Oh, well, I'd like to give Matt thanks to YouTube videos.
(02:11):
Well, there you go. Good.
I was wondering, I never thought to ask you that.
Yeah, I have a bunch of those pH strips and
probably once at least once a week, especially in the winter, when I'm not
necessarily using it as often, I'll put the little strip in there and then
you just wait till the little colors line up and you see if it needs more
(02:32):
more bromine or shock or.
So it's easy to, I guess, maintain?
Pretty much.
Like once you get the hang of what it needs and all the chemicals and
OK, all that stuff, it's a man's job.
No, it's just.
Yeah, it's pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
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And you know, like, logistics of what it needs.
Well, and I'm sure it's easier to handle than fucking an actual pool.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, there would be no way.
I tried to have a few.
Pool guys, I guess you could say.
Come on, like.
Do that. But yeah, they're like, this is so easy.
(03:15):
Why you don't need to pay us 50 bucks a week to come out?
Well, at least they, I guess, hooked you up.
Yeah, like, OK, thank you.
So but I can't wait to get in that because, honestly, I was thinking to myself
that I am late, late, late to the summer party of 2024.
(03:36):
I have not tried to work out or tone up or anything in the months to prepare
for swimsuit weather.
Oh, OK.
And usually I do that every year.
I'm just kind of thinking, especially like after the holidays, when you just grub
and eat and your diet is doesn't exist.
(04:00):
I usually think to myself, OK, now it's time to start the regimen, start
picking up the pace.
Get that.
Welcome.
I thought you worked out every day or whatever.
I do. But it's not to the.
I think it's just to like stay alive.
Like, you know, when they say you just got to keep moving to keep moving.
Yeah. It's one of those things I just make sure that.
(04:20):
Yeah, I could run from a dog if I was checking my mail.
And it's chasing me or something.
Like, at least let me get a block or two.
But got it.
Yeah, I'm not.
I kind of fell out of that whole.
Well, yeah, I kind of fell into a rut mentally and I just kind of gave up.
But it does help you when you work out, you get the door is going and,
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you know, you just focus.
So so the other day, I'm just like, I'm going to at least I can start
with the yoga again, because I'm a big yogi.
I I like I'm not good.
I can't stand on my head and do all that shit.
I still have a yoga block and.
Everything, but I was just doing the basic yoga poses and I realized
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that my core and my center gravity is completely to shit.
I don't know.
It's just horrible.
I can't even just do like the warrior pose for a minute.
Oh, OK.
You don't really.
Yeah, I don't do yoga.
You know, I do weights.
Yeah.
See, well, I don't know.
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I'm not coordinated like that.
I'm like, give me a dumbbell.
Give me a Olympic bar and let's go.
Yeah, I wasn't big in the yoga either.
But I realized that when I don't even bust a sweat and I'm doing
like the most beginner type stances, it still feels like I got hit
(05:50):
by a bus the next day.
I'm just like, what the fuck did I do?
It'll get better if you stay consistent with it.
Yeah, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm just going to make an appointment to this yoga club.
It's commercial that I keep seeing and it's Sonabello.
Or, yeah, you see these girls and it's like,
my tummy kind of looks like that.
And one visit.
(06:10):
What's Sonabello?
Over here, I guess it's something where they like they freeze.
Like you're you're.
I don't want to say I guess that if that's the proper.
It's do that.
Well, if you start eating right and you don't even have to work out,
everybody thinks they need to lose weight.
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They just if you start eating right, then you won't you'll drop the weight.
Well, I just think I just have I'm like a skinny fat.
I just have that like I just need a tone up and it's just that.
And yoga is not going to do that for you.
I know I got yoga will help, but you need to start lifting weights.
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And it's like, what am I supposed to do? Sit ups.
I think this my muscles are like damage or something from children or something.
I don't know.
It's just that like that little tire just right there.
It's like my my belly button.
It's fast.
It's fat. It's not muscle.
It's fat. So you just got to melt that shit.
(07:12):
Are you eating protein? I know you're not.
Um, I eat mush in the morning that the overnight oats.
Oh, God, fuck that shit.
Start eating eggs and or at least a protein bar or protein shake.
You need protein. OK, I do have protein bars.
OK, well, start there because I know you're busy in the morning.
Otherwise, I'd tell you to like make your breakfast in the morning.
(07:35):
But I know you're trying to get out the door with going to work
and taking your son to school. So yeah, it's just so horrible.
I just need to get into a routine again.
I just kind of threw my routine out the door.
So just get back into it.
It'll be all good.
There you go. Yeah. So.
I don't know.
And then I was also thinking to myself,
(07:58):
um, so I have a couple of friends that keep hitting me up about
tattoo work and OK, I kind of just threw it or pushed them to the side.
No, I'm not going to do all that.
I don't do that shit no more. I I don't.
And I got into this little mode
of probably about two weeks ago where I decided to entertain the idea of what if.
(08:24):
What if I just kind of did it?
It's something that I enjoy. It's art. Right.
And I just have to, you know, take the steps again.
What the hell do I need? What's expired?
All my shit is just in a tote.
And, yeah, you know, that ink isn't good anymore and stuff like I haven't even
(08:44):
looked at it.
So did you check out what you need to do?
I guess to get, I guess, certified?
I'm assuming it's a certification you need, right?
Oh, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, for sure.
It's just like a food handler's license.
You can't flip a burger or do anything unless you're got it.
So yeah, I've looked into that, but I was almost thinking like,
(09:05):
I only have like a couple of people and I already know
the ins and outs and how to be.
But would it be legal to do it in my garage?
No, but it's just two people.
Yeah, I don't know.
So I call that like just backyard, you know, tattoos, even though it's not right.
But OK, we'll have a question when you're done.
(09:27):
Go ahead. OK, so how do you?
This is a dumb question.
Like when like say you're a brand new tattoo artist,
how do you practice tattooing on?
You can't practice tattooing on somebody.
So do you practice tattooing on something else or?
Yeah, so well, when I many moons ago, when I started,
(09:48):
yeah, of course, you're just like live flash and you just you're a kid.
You have. Right. You can do that.
But for the most part, what we would do was there's like pigs feet.
You know, those pigs feet in the. Oh, in the jar.
Yeah. OK.
Pickle pigs feet. You could. Yeah.
You could use that or the ears.
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You just let them kind of not dry out.
But but at least you're not ruining somebody for life.
So you're just OK.
You kind of do it on that.
We used to practice on things like fruit.
OK. Different things like that.
But I do know that as I got more like not professionally, professionally,
(10:35):
but I guess professionally would be the word into it.
Into it.
You could there's this like fake skin and.
Yeah, so you can just practice.
But that works if but do it's called fake skin or what they call.
Yeah. Yeah. It's it's.
And it comes like I think you could even buy them on Amazon.
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It's just this synthetic plastic.
It's kind of resembles the dermis of the skin and like.
Yeah, you could practice on that.
But the caveat with that is if you just make it flat and it's like you're just
drawing on your body isn't flat like muscles not right.
So it's very flexible and you can wrap it around an object or put.
(11:20):
And practice. Yeah.
Oh, that is so cool. Yeah.
OK, I never thought I never thought about this until he's brought it up right now.
So I was always wondering, I guess, but didn't know who to ask, I guess.
Yeah, when starts. Yeah, that is so cool.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It is actually really cool.
It's really cool.
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So what are they wanting you to what were the your friends thinking about
getting inked on them?
Well, I had just two and they've been bothering me for a minute.
But I was just like, I'm not and I'm not going to entertain that unless
because I'm not trying to just get like, oh, I'm certified hang my license
and right be able to just go into a tattoo shop.
(12:03):
And read a book.
I don't have a talent teller.
I haven't.
I mean, it's been fucking years since I've did anything.
So you should think about it.
You you you you you could have your own show because I can't stand Kat Von D.
I would totally watch you because you are so entertaining on this podcast.
You'd be better like in person on a reality show tattooing people.
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I know that would be awesome.
You could be my assistant.
I could do the recording or whatever.
I'll just record you.
Yeah, I was just.
Yeah.
So one of my friends was just.
Long time family member is.
Uh huh.
Passed away and I know.
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Oh yeah.
It's 13 years.
I know I love dogs and dogs do become a part of your family or pets in general.
So I wanted the dog's paw print because there's a lot of pain and yeah,
just the name of the dog on the forearm.
And yeah, so.
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He sent me the the print and just so I can draw it up through whatever.
And hopefully do that.
And then another.
I don't want to say client or another person that I'm going to be.
Another person that I know that is requesting work is she.
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I don't like this one, but it comes.
It comes with the gig.
Right.
He wants a hummingbird, but on the top of her foot.
How and.
Okay.
Hi.
That's doable.
I'm assuming what?
Two by two inch three.
Like how big of a hummingbird?
Like I don't know.
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It can't be that big.
Right.
Yeah, she's got like fucking size 20 or 15 feet.
Like she's an NBA player.
Yeah.
It's like, but do you want to cover them the whole top of your fucking foot?
Because that's one is going to hurt.
And yeah, people just kind of don't understand.
And.
And she's like, just work your magic.
I just want to have him.
Well, listen, it doesn't really work that way either.
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Right.
Because it really does.
Yeah.
What if I fucking draw a hummingbird on like a flower?
Like, is it in flight mode?
Do you want one just like, I don't know.
It's just, there's so many other things.
I have to get a little bit more from you.
I just, and I'm not going to waste my time doing a plethora of what ifs or how
(14:38):
about this?
Just draw one and that's it.
Exactly.
And then you can just tell me, Oh, I don't, what if she doesn't want a flower?
You want to flower on the top of your fucking foot or.
I don't know.
I'm trying to get a little frustrated because, you know,
I do, I'm trying to work on my whole.
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We'll start, I guess with the dog or the dog.
I'm sorry.
The paw print with the, the pup's name that I guess would be easier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that one I already coded.
And I was like, totally.
And you just want black ink.
Right.
And I was like, I'm going to have to do this.
I'm going to do this.
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I'm going to get a new machine.
I'm going to get a new machine.
Amazing.
Great.
Let's, we can totally do this.
So I do realize that I needed a new machine.
And I go online and I'm looking.
Let's see where, what, what, what's out there.
I need to buy one.
I need to get one shipped.
I already have the autoclave, the ultrasonic cleaners,
(15:41):
all that stuff for.
I don't have to put any needles in the machine.
I'll just toss them and I don't.
Like always just be whatever,
but it's just the fact of sterilizing the whole machine and all that.
Yeah.
Whatever.
So I'm thinking if I'm looking, there's so many.
I've been out of the game and not even.
(16:02):
Up to date with the whole tattoo art world.
There's just so many of these, like rotary tattoo machine guns.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm assuming that's for the makeup.
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Yeah.
For like eyebrows, cause microblading and all that.
Yeah.
(16:23):
I think it's called microblading.
Yeah.
I would assume.
And I don't know any tattoo artists that uses a rotary tattoo
machine gun for.
I don't know.
So I'm thinking it's more for like the lip liner, the eyeliner,
the.
The lip liner, the lip liner.
The lip liner.
The lip liner.
I don't know.
(16:44):
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, but yeah, there is a fucking shitload of those.
You should maybe, well, I don't know.
You know how down here at the Pomona Fairplex, like every other.
Or not every.
Well, maybe every six months or every once a year,
they have like the tattoo expo.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure they have that maybe in Portland.
Oh, they do.
They have it here.
But it's not as.
Great.
(17:05):
It's more of just.
You can get a tattoo.
They're not selling stuff.
I guess.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And all that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I know LA.
Fairgrounds and stuff was my spot.
Yeah.
So it's insane.
And I'm thinking, I'm like, hell no, am I,
(17:26):
am I really old school?
Well, I don't care.
Cause I use the pedal.
I'm going to call you sailor Pomona.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm old school.
I'm going to use the pedal.
I, I, I don't know any other way.
I don't, I've never used a rotary tattoo machine as,
but it seems pretty cool, but I don't think.
Did you check it out on YouTube maybe just to see what it's about?
(17:47):
No, because I know once I really.
Go.
Put dip my toe into this idea of let's, let's begin.
Let's do this.
Then I'm going to go all out.
So I'm trying to just.
Wait it out. Cause I'll fall down that rabbit hole and it'll just,
I'll just be consumed of, okay, I'm going to do this.
(18:08):
And it's just going to take up every ounce of my free time.
Cause I'll just dedicate.
Like what's new.
Yeah.
Do that.
And then you'll be like the hottest thing and fucking suburb with
all the John Deere tractors.
You'll be like, come on a bullet.
Right.
That's me.
Yep.
I know how to do this.
I'm going to go to the,
I'm going to do this.
(18:29):
That's me.
Yep.
I know.
I, it could be, I know, but that's my little like, hmm,
I'm going to do it.
And you know, do it.
I say do it.
I did.
And I built a cart.
I was like, well, I'm probably going to do this.
I'm going to do.
Okay.
So you are doing this.
Yes.
Well, I just wanted to see how much of my funds would I really
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need and how much do I want to go into it?
That's like a thousand.
That's a really big difference.
And I think even if I wanted to go,
which is balls out and get into it and just started up again,
like legitimately, whatever.
I still need all these items.
So whatever.
Okay.
And I'm kind of getting up there.
(19:11):
I'm like, Tom.
Sorry.
Almost up to like a thousand and that's just to do a couple of
tattoos.
In my garage.
So.
But I don't know.
It's not like it's a waste of money, right?
Right and really quick. I'm sorry if everybody's hearing a fucking car alarm
But I have my window open cuz it's fucking hot and I don't know whose car alarm is going off
(19:33):
But it's really fucking annoying, so I apologize
All right, we're vulnerable. Yeah, well at least it's not a homeboy who can't back up. Oh
My god, he did that the other day, but at least it didn't take five minutes
What is he driving a company vehicle? He's you know, he's driving one of those Amazon trucks like it's that those big vans
(19:56):
It's like a camping van, but I'm can't back it into the fucking driveway for shit
Camping van. Yeah, it's well. It's not my neighbor and my neighbor has like a visitor that I guess is visiting
In a camping van. I'm just like pro can you just fucking go camp somewhere else? Oh?
(20:17):
It's making of neighbors that the picture you sent me of the skeleton like really
Yeah
Okay, what was the last photo? I sent you it was I want to say was like three weeks ago
And you put a caption on that. I don't remember what it was, but I was just like this guy needs to fucking stop
Oh, I need to send you the most recent now if I sent that one about two three weeks ago
(20:43):
And I said oh spring is here or something. I think I think that's what you probably did. Okay. Yeah, it was just like a flower
They put like a flowery lay. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's worse now
If you know he should have put a cross behind the skeleton when it was fucking you do it that would have been a fucking thorn crown
(21:06):
That you know what I'd have been like, okay now you're cool. Yeah
I was like all those berry bushes that I keep telling you to fucking get rid of make a right crown see
Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. I'm like what but the next holiday is what Memorial Day. I want to say so yeah do it for Memorial Day
Yeah, that was yeah
That was yeah, I'm as well. Shit
(21:29):
God bless the dead. I don't fucking know but what ever so I come home from
picking up my son
at karate and okay, I
It's so weird that I never catch
Them doing the decorations. It's just like right. It's like they do it just magically appear
(21:50):
Yeah, they do it in like five minutes and then they like run inside or some weird shit. That's how I fit it feels
But I come I come home
This motherfucking skeleton not only did they have that stupid the flowers around this it's like an 18 foot plus skeleton
right put
Like a when you're going what is it the floaty devices if you have like a little duck or something and it's a
(22:16):
Inner tube in water, but it looks like a duck or a flask go like he put that around the skeleton. Yes
Yes, okay. I need that picture. I know I'm going is it still like that? Yeah
Fucking Christ. Yeah, and then they have that other little skeleton
And that's the one that's just hanging and that one also has like water
(22:42):
gear
Little ducky device around its waist. Oh my fucking God gosh. Yeah, wait hold up
Let me see if I can take a picture while we record. Oh and they put a super soker gun in
His hand
I'm surprised that wasn't stolen. I'm fucking take that I know he has cameras, but there's got to be wait
(23:04):
I'm surprised somebody hasn't figured out how to take that super soker, you know, I I
Don't know I ended up seeing the girlfriend or whoever the the the lady of the house
I thought he was gay
No, I well, no, apparently not but
Who knows or maybe it's the roommate. I don't know but I saw the gal and she
(23:30):
was putting
Like sprinkling little like petals fake
I don't know around their stupid yard that looks like garbage and I asked her I said, oh, so this uh,
This is a year round thing then, huh?
Like I because I have been out here since you moved in yeah, and I don't know
(23:51):
I mean, I still drive and I see a couple houses that they still have their Christmas lights on
They don't turn them on but it's still on their house. Yeah, and I was just thinking, okay
I guess, um, October is approaching us quickly. So you don't
I
I don't know
I might as well just keep them up. Yeah, I'll just keep this guy up, right? Like
(24:14):
Oh
It's just so what'd she say? Oh, she's like, yeah, but they're very festive
Okay, that's what festive and air quotes. Do you want to know what festive
You know what festive? I can fist in your throat. Like there you go. I'm a throat
You're like, but I'm a I'm a new person now. So I'm not gonna do it out loud. I'm just gonna do it in my head internally
(24:38):
Yeah, you know it's festive
Purple and black like your face. Oh my oh my god
After I'm done with you
Swollen yeah
That's pretty festive
Is that bloat? No Pomona bullets knocked me the fuck out. Yeah
sugar plum
(24:59):
There you go. Okay. She took a plum. I'm color. That's her. You know what? That's her new. That's her new nickname
I don't even know her name. I'm gonna call her sugar plum next time I see her
my god damn
Fucking card alarm outside is driving me nuts
Hey, okay. Oh, so I know I didn't have tooth. I didn't have much for today, but I have two things that I need to ask you
(25:20):
Um, they're not the get to know my bestie. I don't actually I don't have anything for that today
Well, that's good. That means we know each other
Hey, are you on that? See positivity now. I know your feelings on ketchup is abysmal and like in the trash like mine is but um
(25:41):
Two things about ketchup the first one is cheetos
Has ketchup flavored cheetos
Oh god debuting in canada as of two weeks ago
Like oh, I
Yeah, thank you
Like the only cheetos I like is flaming hot
Yeah, let's start there. But um, who came up with that shit?
(26:05):
Disgusting and I'm assuming you would agree with me on that because like what the fuck I would
Absolutely
agree
I don't you would that's why you're my bestie
so
It's funny that I was listening to um
a radio
Excuse me a radio station and it's like a morning radio show here in organ and they were talking about condiments
(26:31):
And they were just asking each other. Hey
Do are you a ranch type of person? There's people out there that just ranch on their pizza crumb everything ranch ranch
Ranch just makes whatever better their french fries. They're
Whatever so
They were talking about ranch and then they were talking about the worst
(26:53):
And the highest content of sugar condiments and the most like healthy ones and what type of condiment
Do you even have a condiment?
And are you a ranch person? Do you?
Me? Um, not really. I I guess when it comes to wings it has to be blue cheese. Yeah, but uh ranch dressing
I guess every now and then it's okay, but I don't go religiously like oh, I need to put that in my shopping cart for salad this week
(27:20):
That's not me. Yeah, what about you? No, I'm not I'm not the one where I'm in the drive-thru and I'm getting
Uh a burger and fries and I'm asking for fucking ranch. I yeah, I I'm not I don't do that either
I'm not that one. Yeah, I
It depends if I'm at a restaurant. They bring an appetizer out and there's ranch and there's
Onion rings and whatever I might I might dip a mozzarella stick in it. I don't know right
(27:46):
I mean if they bring it out, but I'm not gonna go asking for it. Yeah, I'm not I'm not a big ranch person
I don't mind it, but I don't go out of my way. So the next one was barbecue sauce
Okay, I guess people tend to dip their french fries and barbecue sauce as an alternative or put it in the hamburgers or
(28:07):
Whatever, are you big on barbecue barbecue? Um
I guess if it's a bacon burger or not a barbecue bacon burger maybe
But I wouldn't go asking for barbecue sauce and if it's barbecue sauce like if I go to dickies barbecue or I guess loose
Seals it needs to be the spicy one right like regular um barbecue sauce is just boring to me
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Yeah, I I'm not really big like I'm not gonna get chicken strips or chicken nuggets and
I need barbecue sauce if it came with it, I guess but
Right, I'm good or ranch. So same. Okay. So then they were saying ketchup
So ketchup and I can't stand ketchup, but they were saying no what it was the highest
(28:54):
out there with the most sugar and yeah, because they have to deflect the taste of vinegar
Yeah, and it's included in barbecue sauce most barbecue sauces have right and so it's all this sugar and they were saying no wonder why
Everybody's wanting it. Well children want ketchup on everything
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Oh, I didn't even think about it that way
I guess you're right. Oh wow. Yeah
Huh, yeah, they want ketchup. I remember I had some sugar. Yeah, exactly
It's like just giving them rice krispies plain rice krispies for cereal and they throw a shit ton of sugar on it and
Scrape it up at the bottom the bowl with each scoop
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Yeah, or threaded wheat like our parents used to give me. Yeah, hell no. Where's the sugar bitch? Yeah
I hated that or cheerios and they would say oh my god. I know even the honey nut cheerios
I'm just like growing up. I'm like this is boring. Yeah
I want I want to
I want some tricks
(29:56):
Right. Oh and speaking of remember when we were doing the I guess we were asking about cereals
Um, and I remembered um, you asked me what I used to buy my daughter and I didn't remember
Yeah, talk to my daughter. She's like you would buy me lucky charms and I would only eat the charms and I'm like, oh
Oh, good. I forget that
So case and point your your point being that yeah kids are addicted to sugar most definitely
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Yeah, and we give it to them
Right willingly like here shut up
Yeah, you want you want ketchup on this hot dog you want ketchup on your burger you want ketchup on your fries
Why would you want relish when you can have ketchup and it's just straight sugar? Yep
Go for it eat it
Why aren't you ready for bed yet? Right? I love you Pomona bullets
(30:43):
Simmer down bitch. I know serve a day. I'll send me down now. Sum it down
Oh geez. Okay. One more thing on ketchup then so ketchup flavored Cheetos disgusting and now Heinz
Heinz company that I guess I don't know if they are are they the original I guess ketchup
Catsup inventors. I don't know. Maybe they are maybe they're not
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They now have glittered glittered
Ketchup glitter glitter ketchup and it's edible. So it's obviously
Not real glitter, but it's modified so it's edible. So how disgusting is that so it's like pepper
But it ketchup flakes and you just kind of I guess I don't know it's actually legit glitter
(31:26):
But it's not like the glitter that you would put in a arts and crafts
I will find it and I will post it. All right, I guess I'll put it in the show notes
I need to find it again. It was on Instagram. I'm like, are you fucking kidding you?
Are you fucking kidding you but anything to sell fucking to the kids and to make money, right?
I'm for sure. That's why they had to get rid of a clothes is the
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Jeff was camel Joe cooler. Oh Joe camel. Yeah
That's right
How to get rid of them and speaking of if if it's cat glitter ketchup ketchup glitter whatever the fuck you want to call it
Um, I wonder if it comes out in your poop like that like is your poop glitter? Like are you shitting glitter?
(32:10):
Like I guess that the unicorns do or whatever the fuck you know, I'm talking about
If I'm saying that correctly, what does that be great? Is this parsley though? Is it right?
Uh, yeah, I want to say it does I'll look it up right now
But um, I will send you the link and if I find the link I will put it in the show notes
So everybody can see what the fuck I'm talking about because I just don't understand people at all
(32:34):
I don't either
I don't either
Oh my gosh
Do you have any did you have another thing lined up?
a topic
Sorry, I found it and it the volume went on so I'm sorry if the volume went on while you were talking
But I will send it. I will send you the I will send it to everybody. Oh my god. They're in different colors, too
(32:56):
What?
Okay, I'm gonna send this one to you right now. I'll put it in the show notes. This one's blue
ketchup with glitter and then the one that I originally saw the um on the news was um
Regular color ketchup, which is fucking red
And um glitter
So wait, I wait, I don't think I get that. I'm waiting for the picture or what?
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Yeah, I'm sending it to you right. I just sent it to you so you should be receiving it
I
See it's instagram
I know I know you're not on instagram, but it's um, it's on there
Oh, so that's what that was gonna be my question
Is it legit ketchup with glitter flakes in it or I thought it was like pepper or salt something like
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That's what it looks like isn't that disgusting my goodness what?
And and they wonder why our kids eat glue
You know what glue is probably healthy elmer's glue is probably healthier than this shit
Fuck
Horrible
What is going on?
Yeah, that's uh glitter catch our hind's glitter ketchup is disgusting
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Is that coming out to the states?
Uh, I think so
I want to say yeah
Wow
Right
I was uh, oh
Goodness gracious. Okay, so are you big with like on the AI?
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News or what they have out there on the internet about the whole AI culture and how?
Um, you know what I've been watch or not watching
I've been a fan of AI since that twilight zone, but like AI's come a long fucking way
And I'm really impressed with what they're doing and I know people are gonna be like what the fuck is your problem?
(34:46):
But you know what I'm down for AI
It's insane and the reason why I was asking is because in like
Where I work
Um, there's cameras of course. It's a store. It's whatever but when you're walking down an aisle
you'll just see the camera and it zooms in on your face and there's a
A square a yellow square that is big and then it goes smaller smaller smaller
(35:07):
And it just keeps doing that to your face when you walk down the aisle
And why is it taking pictures of you down the aisle though because it's supposedly
Trying to see how long is somebody standing in an aisle with nobody helping or assisting and then everybody
Yeah, so low house that that's so cool, but it's kind of scary. I know and they also know
(35:32):
Just it remembers you and it'll know
I don't know. It's just weird. It'll just yeah, so I just kind of found it intriguing
But also a little like wow, I I barely I'm not even on instagram. So
I don't know right, but no, I thought you just meant AI for like, um
(35:54):
Like chat gpt you can ask it questions and it'll kick back the answers or um, like if you um, like
Instagram AI like if I post a story I can curtail it to um, I'll say put me in a put me in a
Like if I'm in a bikini because I've been doing that I'll put myself in bikini
And then I'm like I'll put me in a Miami beach resort and it'll put me there
(36:18):
So it looks like I'm actually there and it looks legit
That type of AI. Yeah, but but not like the robots. Well in my face
Yeah, it's kind well, it's a camera. I guess but yeah, it's it's insane, but I
read up on a story that I um came across
Actually in yahoo news and they were saying how they're going to hold the first AI
(36:44):
beauty pageant that is called miss miss AI
And it just made me think that half of the
Commercials or what movies whatever you see it. It's a lot of AI. There is not a real
Right human they just make it look like that. Um
And I came across
(37:04):
They're gonna do a miss AI the first AI beauty pageant and then they were talking about somebody named Emily
uh, Pellegrini
I don't know who that is. She's a she has an Instagram account model or something, but apparently she's AI
It's an oh, she's AI. She's not real somebody created her
(37:26):
And they made her so smart in this and that and she just has a perfect body. She's 23. They made this gal
Which is absolutely fake, but looks absolutely real. She has so many followers and she makes the the
creator of this account is unknown
And
wants to remain that way
(37:48):
But is making over 10 g's a month from the followers
And NFL players were thinking she was real and trying to hit her off. Yeah
That's hilarious. I'm serious. I I knew it. I was like there's no way. That's great. So I gts and I was like holy smokes
She does look real, but I think she's a real
(38:10):
She does look real, but what's her name? I'm gonna look her up really quick. It's Emily
uh, Pellegrini, so uh last name is P e l l e
G r i
Let's see
Emily Pellegrini. Oh
There's only one post. Oh, yeah, because they everybody's upset because she the creators took it down and said they took it down
(38:34):
More content to come
Wow
Haters. Yeah, but if you read about it, it's the whoever
Oh, I see your pictures. I'm looking at the images. Okay
Huh
Jokes on you it's called clickbait
Right
It's so insane. I just it just shocked me that
(38:58):
Whoa. Yeah, I guess
Well, yeah, there's just and then an ai
Beauty pageant. Wow. That's nice
I guess
How do they now my question is like the ai like whoever created this they have the ai software like do it
I'm looking at this chick. I'm I guess the ai Emily Pellegrini. So
(39:20):
He typed into I guess the system like have her look like this. Yes, I mean
That is so fucking genius to do. Yeah, I never thought to do that and had her
Um, wait, I have something
That I let me see my note
That's our
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Okay, it says that
Um, she's a 23 year old virtual influencer designed to be
The epitome of an average man's dream girl
She's not just an ordinary social media personality. She is a creation of artificial intelligence
Intelligence living in Los Angeles and boasts an impressive following of over
(40:06):
213,000 on her instagram
Well, I'm about to lick her up again. See how many she has on her instagram right now
Oh, so she has 280,000 people following her. No shit
Yeah
And she's fake
Sucker born there's a sucker born every minute. Well, it's so smart to do though
(40:32):
Like this digital creator who if this digital creator, he's probably I'm assuming it's a guy
Um, or whatever gender I guess if you're listening, which I know you're not but dude
You could have fucking did this shit and then fucking had an only fans for her and fucking made bank
And I know you said he was already making bank on instagram. Mm-hmm
(40:52):
It said something well online. I just said something about 10,000 a month
Oh, well shit
You know, she's actually kind of fucking hot. I know
And she looks real
She does look real
And even her hair her hair looks really fucking real. I'm looking so blowing in the wind. I'm like, damn, dude
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Her hair is healthy as fuck
No, there's no good. I should be I should be an AI model and then my hair will be healthy all the time
Exactly we can be 23 forever
Oh, this is crazy
I'm just like, I don't know and speaking of when we go offline. I need a we need a face time. I gotta give you a story
(41:39):
Okay, you will never believe. Okay
Well, yeah, um
That's all I have for today for me. I don't oh and happy birthday to our man Nate Diaz. Yes
Yes, I love that. Did you see the guys? I did I send you where he was at the presser with um the mas de vol or
(42:04):
Yes about the fight
And the fans just went crazy. I just love that all the he is his following and of course me and you are part of that
following but
Fucking love him. I know he was just so yeah
Oh my gosh, I wish they could just multiply him a million times
right
(42:25):
All right, do you have any parting words for um listeners?
I just hope everybody has a great work week coming up if you work and if you don't
I don't enjoy the weather if you have good weather and if not just
Yeah, just take it easy
There you go. And my request if you buy the glitter ketchup by Heinz
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Please let us know if you shit glitter
Yes, please and I will put in the show notes
I will actually find the link for not the instagram link. Well, that's the only thing I can find
That's what I'll put
Otherwise, I will look up Heinz and see if there's an actual web link on their website for glitter ketchup
Yes
(43:07):
All right, and on that note we are out. Peace. Peace
All right, are you happy or sad?
(00:02):
Which way? Oh, I guess.
Oh, you're happy and you are?
Come on, a bullet.
I guess I'm happy.
Oh, I'm always happy, bitch.
I am Baroque Medusa.
This is Top Shelf Hi-Jinks and we clink clinkin', bitches.
Good day or good afternoon, Bestie.
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Good afternoon, Bestie.
Happy Sunday.
It's nice today.
How about over there?
You know what?
The sun is kind of peeking out through the clouds here and there.
Yay!
Time to get a bikini on and go get some sun rays.
That's right. I did that earlier.
That's why I'm like, you want to record later
(00:44):
so I can get my tan on?
But I'm sure the skies are all blue and the sun is out.
Yeah, yesterday it took forever for the sun to come out, excuse me.
But it finally did like in the late afternoon.
So there is that.
Hang on, we over here, it's you think they just fool you.
(01:07):
The weather falls you here.
It's like, hey, guess what's going to be a whopping high of 72 today.
Yay!
And then the next day it's fucking raining.
That's how it was like a couple of weeks ago here.
It was weird, but whatever.
I don't know.
We'll see what this week comes with the weather, I guess.
(01:27):
Seriously, I just need some damn sun.
I just need to move.
I can't stand this day. I need sun.
I need sun.
Have you been in your hot tub?
Actually, today was going to be the day where I was going to do
my little whole purge where I empty it completely out and clean it
and pressure wash around it and all that stuff.
(01:50):
But have I lifted a finger?
No.
Oh, question then.
So do you have a pull guy come to check the pH balance and do all that stuff
that pull people do or you do that on your own probably?
No, Medusa, I do it on my own.
Oh, well, I'd like to give Matt thanks to YouTube videos.
(02:11):
Well, there you go. Good.
I was wondering, I never thought to ask you that.
Yeah, I have a bunch of those pH strips and
probably once at least once a week, especially in the winter, when I'm not
necessarily using it as often, I'll put the little strip in there and then
you just wait till the little colors line up and you see if it needs more
(02:32):
more bromine or shock or.
So it's easy to, I guess, maintain?
Pretty much.
Like once you get the hang of what it needs and all the chemicals and
OK, all that stuff, it's a man's job.
No, it's just.
Yeah, it's pretty easy once you get the hang of it.
(02:55):
And you know, like, logistics of what it needs.
Well, and I'm sure it's easier to handle than fucking an actual pool.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, there would be no way.
I tried to have a few.
Pool guys, I guess you could say.
Come on, like.
Do that. But yeah, they're like, this is so easy.
(03:15):
Why you don't need to pay us 50 bucks a week to come out?
Well, at least they, I guess, hooked you up.
Yeah, like, OK, thank you.
So but I can't wait to get in that because, honestly, I was thinking to myself
that I am late, late, late to the summer party of 2024.
(03:36):
I have not tried to work out or tone up or anything in the months to prepare
for swimsuit weather.
Oh, OK.
And usually I do that every year.
I'm just kind of thinking, especially like after the holidays, when you just grub
and eat and your diet is doesn't exist.
(04:00):
I usually think to myself, OK, now it's time to start the regimen, start
picking up the pace.
Get that.
Welcome.
I thought you worked out every day or whatever.
I do. But it's not to the.
I think it's just to like stay alive.
Like, you know, when they say you just got to keep moving to keep moving.
Yeah. It's one of those things I just make sure that.
(04:20):
Yeah, I could run from a dog if I was checking my mail.
And it's chasing me or something.
Like, at least let me get a block or two.
But got it.
Yeah, I'm not.
I kind of fell out of that whole.
Well, yeah, I kind of fell into a rut mentally and I just kind of gave up.
But it does help you when you work out, you get the door is going and,
(04:44):
you know, you just focus.
So so the other day, I'm just like, I'm going to at least I can start
with the yoga again, because I'm a big yogi.
I I like I'm not good.
I can't stand on my head and do all that shit.
I still have a yoga block and.
Everything, but I was just doing the basic yoga poses and I realized
(05:07):
that my core and my center gravity is completely to shit.
I don't know.
It's just horrible.
I can't even just do like the warrior pose for a minute.
Oh, OK.
You don't really.
Yeah, I don't do yoga.
You know, I do weights.
Yeah.
See, well, I don't know.
(05:29):
I'm not coordinated like that.
I'm like, give me a dumbbell.
Give me a Olympic bar and let's go.
Yeah, I wasn't big in the yoga either.
But I realized that when I don't even bust a sweat and I'm doing
like the most beginner type stances, it still feels like I got hit
(05:50):
by a bus the next day.
I'm just like, what the fuck did I do?
It'll get better if you stay consistent with it.
Yeah, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm just going to make an appointment to this yoga club.
It's commercial that I keep seeing and it's Sonabello.
Or, yeah, you see these girls and it's like,
my tummy kind of looks like that.
And one visit.
(06:10):
What's Sonabello?
Over here, I guess it's something where they like they freeze.
Like you're you're.
I don't want to say I guess that if that's the proper.
It's do that.
Well, if you start eating right and you don't even have to work out,
everybody thinks they need to lose weight.
(06:31):
They just if you start eating right, then you won't you'll drop the weight.
Well, I just think I just have I'm like a skinny fat.
I just have that like I just need a tone up and it's just that.
And yoga is not going to do that for you.
I know I got yoga will help, but you need to start lifting weights.
(06:52):
And it's like, what am I supposed to do? Sit ups.
I think this my muscles are like damage or something from children or something.
I don't know.
It's just that like that little tire just right there.
It's like my my belly button.
It's fast.
It's fat. It's not muscle.
It's fat. So you just got to melt that shit.
(07:12):
Are you eating protein? I know you're not.
Um, I eat mush in the morning that the overnight oats.
Oh, God, fuck that shit.
Start eating eggs and or at least a protein bar or protein shake.
You need protein. OK, I do have protein bars.
OK, well, start there because I know you're busy in the morning.
Otherwise, I'd tell you to like make your breakfast in the morning.
(07:35):
But I know you're trying to get out the door with going to work
and taking your son to school. So yeah, it's just so horrible.
I just need to get into a routine again.
I just kind of threw my routine out the door.
So just get back into it.
It'll be all good.
There you go. Yeah. So.
I don't know.
And then I was also thinking to myself,
(07:58):
um, so I have a couple of friends that keep hitting me up about
tattoo work and OK, I kind of just threw it or pushed them to the side.
No, I'm not going to do all that.
I don't do that shit no more. I I don't.
And I got into this little mode
of probably about two weeks ago where I decided to entertain the idea of what if.
(08:24):
What if I just kind of did it?
It's something that I enjoy. It's art. Right.
And I just have to, you know, take the steps again.
What the hell do I need? What's expired?
All my shit is just in a tote.
And, yeah, you know, that ink isn't good anymore and stuff like I haven't even
(08:44):
looked at it.
So did you check out what you need to do?
I guess to get, I guess, certified?
I'm assuming it's a certification you need, right?
Oh, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, for sure.
It's just like a food handler's license.
You can't flip a burger or do anything unless you're got it.
So yeah, I've looked into that, but I was almost thinking like,
(09:05):
I only have like a couple of people and I already know
the ins and outs and how to be.
But would it be legal to do it in my garage?
No, but it's just two people.
Yeah, I don't know.
So I call that like just backyard, you know, tattoos, even though it's not right.
But OK, we'll have a question when you're done.
(09:27):
Go ahead. OK, so how do you?
This is a dumb question.
Like when like say you're a brand new tattoo artist,
how do you practice tattooing on?
You can't practice tattooing on somebody.
So do you practice tattooing on something else or?
Yeah, so well, when I many moons ago, when I started,
(09:48):
yeah, of course, you're just like live flash and you just you're a kid.
You have. Right. You can do that.
But for the most part, what we would do was there's like pigs feet.
You know, those pigs feet in the. Oh, in the jar.
Yeah. OK.
Pickle pigs feet. You could. Yeah.
You could use that or the ears.
(10:09):
You just let them kind of not dry out.
But but at least you're not ruining somebody for life.
So you're just OK.
You kind of do it on that.
We used to practice on things like fruit.
OK. Different things like that.
But I do know that as I got more like not professionally, professionally,
(10:35):
but I guess professionally would be the word into it.
Into it.
You could there's this like fake skin and.
Yeah, so you can just practice.
But that works if but do it's called fake skin or what they call.
Yeah. Yeah. It's it's.
And it comes like I think you could even buy them on Amazon.
(10:56):
It's just this synthetic plastic.
It's kind of resembles the dermis of the skin and like.
Yeah, you could practice on that.
But the caveat with that is if you just make it flat and it's like you're just
drawing on your body isn't flat like muscles not right.
So it's very flexible and you can wrap it around an object or put.
(11:20):
And practice. Yeah.
Oh, that is so cool. Yeah.
OK, I never thought I never thought about this until he's brought it up right now.
So I was always wondering, I guess, but didn't know who to ask, I guess.
Yeah, when starts. Yeah, that is so cool.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
It is actually really cool.
It's really cool.
(11:41):
So what are they wanting you to what were the your friends thinking about
getting inked on them?
Well, I had just two and they've been bothering me for a minute.
But I was just like, I'm not and I'm not going to entertain that unless
because I'm not trying to just get like, oh, I'm certified hang my license
and right be able to just go into a tattoo shop.
(12:03):
And read a book.
I don't have a talent teller.
I haven't.
I mean, it's been fucking years since I've did anything.
So you should think about it.
You you you you you could have your own show because I can't stand Kat Von D.
I would totally watch you because you are so entertaining on this podcast.
You'd be better like in person on a reality show tattooing people.
(12:26):
I know that would be awesome.
You could be my assistant.
I could do the recording or whatever.
I'll just record you.
Yeah, I was just.
Yeah.
So one of my friends was just.
Long time family member is.
Uh huh.
Passed away and I know.
(12:48):
Oh yeah.
It's 13 years.
I know I love dogs and dogs do become a part of your family or pets in general.
So I wanted the dog's paw print because there's a lot of pain and yeah,
just the name of the dog on the forearm.
And yeah, so.
(13:10):
He sent me the the print and just so I can draw it up through whatever.
And hopefully do that.
And then another.
I don't want to say client or another person that I'm going to be.
Another person that I know that is requesting work is she.
(13:32):
I don't like this one, but it comes.
It comes with the gig.
Right.
He wants a hummingbird, but on the top of her foot.
How and.
Okay.
Hi.
That's doable.
I'm assuming what?
Two by two inch three.
Like how big of a hummingbird?
Like I don't know.
(13:52):
It can't be that big.
Right.
Yeah, she's got like fucking size 20 or 15 feet.
Like she's an NBA player.
Yeah.
It's like, but do you want to cover them the whole top of your fucking foot?
Because that's one is going to hurt.
And yeah, people just kind of don't understand.
And.
And she's like, just work your magic.
I just want to have him.
Well, listen, it doesn't really work that way either.
(14:15):
Right.
Because it really does.
Yeah.
What if I fucking draw a hummingbird on like a flower?
Like, is it in flight mode?
Do you want one just like, I don't know.
It's just, there's so many other things.
I have to get a little bit more from you.
I just, and I'm not going to waste my time doing a plethora of what ifs or how
(14:38):
about this?
Just draw one and that's it.
Exactly.
And then you can just tell me, Oh, I don't, what if she doesn't want a flower?
You want to flower on the top of your fucking foot or.
I don't know.
I'm trying to get a little frustrated because, you know,
I do, I'm trying to work on my whole.
(14:59):
We'll start, I guess with the dog or the dog.
I'm sorry.
The paw print with the, the pup's name that I guess would be easier.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that one I already coded.
And I was like, totally.
And you just want black ink.
Right.
And I was like, I'm going to have to do this.
I'm going to do this.
(15:20):
I'm going to get a new machine.
I'm going to get a new machine.
Amazing.
Great.
Let's, we can totally do this.
So I do realize that I needed a new machine.
And I go online and I'm looking.
Let's see where, what, what, what's out there.
I need to buy one.
I need to get one shipped.
I already have the autoclave, the ultrasonic cleaners,
(15:41):
all that stuff for.
I don't have to put any needles in the machine.
I'll just toss them and I don't.
Like always just be whatever,
but it's just the fact of sterilizing the whole machine and all that.
Yeah.
Whatever.
So I'm thinking if I'm looking, there's so many.
I've been out of the game and not even.
(16:02):
Up to date with the whole tattoo art world.
There's just so many of these, like rotary tattoo machine guns.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm assuming that's for the makeup.
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Yeah.
For like eyebrows, cause microblading and all that.
Yeah.
(16:23):
I think it's called microblading.
Yeah.
I would assume.
And I don't know any tattoo artists that uses a rotary tattoo
machine gun for.
I don't know.
So I'm thinking it's more for like the lip liner, the eyeliner,
the.
The lip liner, the lip liner.
The lip liner.
The lip liner.
I don't know.
(16:44):
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, but yeah, there is a fucking shitload of those.
You should maybe, well, I don't know.
You know how down here at the Pomona Fairplex, like every other.
Or not every.
Well, maybe every six months or every once a year,
they have like the tattoo expo.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure they have that maybe in Portland.
Oh, they do.
They have it here.
But it's not as.
Great.
(17:05):
It's more of just.
You can get a tattoo.
They're not selling stuff.
I guess.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And all that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I know LA.
Fairgrounds and stuff was my spot.
Yeah.
So it's insane.
And I'm thinking, I'm like, hell no, am I,
(17:26):
am I really old school?
Well, I don't care.
Cause I use the pedal.
I'm going to call you sailor Pomona.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm old school.
I'm going to use the pedal.
I, I, I don't know any other way.
I don't, I've never used a rotary tattoo machine as,
but it seems pretty cool, but I don't think.
Did you check it out on YouTube maybe just to see what it's about?
(17:47):
No, because I know once I really.
Go.
Put dip my toe into this idea of let's, let's begin.
Let's do this.
Then I'm going to go all out.
So I'm trying to just.
Wait it out. Cause I'll fall down that rabbit hole and it'll just,
I'll just be consumed of, okay, I'm going to do this.
(18:08):
And it's just going to take up every ounce of my free time.
Cause I'll just dedicate.
Like what's new.
Yeah.
Do that.
And then you'll be like the hottest thing and fucking suburb with
all the John Deere tractors.
You'll be like, come on a bullet.
Right.
That's me.
Yep.
I know how to do this.
I'm going to go to the,
I'm going to do this.
(18:29):
That's me.
Yep.
I know.
I, it could be, I know, but that's my little like, hmm,
I'm going to do it.
And you know, do it.
I say do it.
I did.
And I built a cart.
I was like, well, I'm probably going to do this.
I'm going to do.
Okay.
So you are doing this.
Yes.
Well, I just wanted to see how much of my funds would I really
(18:50):
need and how much do I want to go into it?
That's like a thousand.
That's a really big difference.
And I think even if I wanted to go,
which is balls out and get into it and just started up again,
like legitimately, whatever.
I still need all these items.
So whatever.
Okay.
And I'm kind of getting up there.
(19:11):
I'm like, Tom.
Sorry.
Almost up to like a thousand and that's just to do a couple of
tattoos.
In my garage.
So.
But I don't know.
It's not like it's a waste of money, right?
Right and really quick. I'm sorry if everybody's hearing a fucking car alarm
But I have my window open cuz it's fucking hot and I don't know whose car alarm is going off
(19:33):
But it's really fucking annoying, so I apologize
All right, we're vulnerable. Yeah, well at least it's not a homeboy who can't back up. Oh
My god, he did that the other day, but at least it didn't take five minutes
What is he driving a company vehicle? He's you know, he's driving one of those Amazon trucks like it's that those big vans
(19:56):
It's like a camping van, but I'm can't back it into the fucking driveway for shit
Camping van. Yeah, it's well. It's not my neighbor and my neighbor has like a visitor that I guess is visiting
In a camping van. I'm just like pro can you just fucking go camp somewhere else? Oh?
(20:17):
It's making of neighbors that the picture you sent me of the skeleton like really
Yeah
Okay, what was the last photo? I sent you it was I want to say was like three weeks ago
And you put a caption on that. I don't remember what it was, but I was just like this guy needs to fucking stop
Oh, I need to send you the most recent now if I sent that one about two three weeks ago
(20:43):
And I said oh spring is here or something. I think I think that's what you probably did. Okay. Yeah, it was just like a flower
They put like a flowery lay. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's worse now
If you know he should have put a cross behind the skeleton when it was fucking you do it that would have been a fucking thorn crown
(21:06):
That you know what I'd have been like, okay now you're cool. Yeah
I was like all those berry bushes that I keep telling you to fucking get rid of make a right crown see
Yeah, yeah, oh my gosh. I'm like what but the next holiday is what Memorial Day. I want to say so yeah do it for Memorial Day
Yeah, that was yeah
That was yeah, I'm as well. Shit
(21:29):
God bless the dead. I don't fucking know but what ever so I come home from
picking up my son
at karate and okay, I
It's so weird that I never catch
Them doing the decorations. It's just like right. It's like they do it just magically appear
(21:50):
Yeah, they do it in like five minutes and then they like run inside or some weird shit. That's how I fit it feels
But I come I come home
This motherfucking skeleton not only did they have that stupid the flowers around this it's like an 18 foot plus skeleton
right put
Like a when you're going what is it the floaty devices if you have like a little duck or something and it's a
(22:16):
Inner tube in water, but it looks like a duck or a flask go like he put that around the skeleton. Yes
Yes, okay. I need that picture. I know I'm going is it still like that? Yeah
Fucking Christ. Yeah, and then they have that other little skeleton
And that's the one that's just hanging and that one also has like water
(22:42):
gear
Little ducky device around its waist. Oh my fucking God gosh. Yeah, wait hold up
Let me see if I can take a picture while we record. Oh and they put a super soker gun in
His hand
I'm surprised that wasn't stolen. I'm fucking take that I know he has cameras, but there's got to be wait
(23:04):
I'm surprised somebody hasn't figured out how to take that super soker, you know, I I
Don't know I ended up seeing the girlfriend or whoever the the the lady of the house
I thought he was gay
No, I well, no, apparently not but
Who knows or maybe it's the roommate. I don't know but I saw the gal and she
(23:30):
was putting
Like sprinkling little like petals fake
I don't know around their stupid yard that looks like garbage and I asked her I said, oh, so this uh,
This is a year round thing then, huh?
Like I because I have been out here since you moved in yeah, and I don't know
(23:51):
I mean, I still drive and I see a couple houses that they still have their Christmas lights on
They don't turn them on but it's still on their house. Yeah, and I was just thinking, okay
I guess, um, October is approaching us quickly. So you don't
I
I don't know
I might as well just keep them up. Yeah, I'll just keep this guy up, right? Like
(24:14):
Oh
It's just so what'd she say? Oh, she's like, yeah, but they're very festive
Okay, that's what festive and air quotes. Do you want to know what festive
You know what festive? I can fist in your throat. Like there you go. I'm a throat
You're like, but I'm a I'm a new person now. So I'm not gonna do it out loud. I'm just gonna do it in my head internally
(24:38):
Yeah, you know it's festive
Purple and black like your face. Oh my oh my god
After I'm done with you
Swollen yeah
That's pretty festive
Is that bloat? No Pomona bullets knocked me the fuck out. Yeah
sugar plum
(24:59):
There you go. Okay. She took a plum. I'm color. That's her. You know what? That's her new. That's her new nickname
I don't even know her name. I'm gonna call her sugar plum next time I see her
my god damn
Fucking card alarm outside is driving me nuts
Hey, okay. Oh, so I know I didn't have tooth. I didn't have much for today, but I have two things that I need to ask you
(25:20):
Um, they're not the get to know my bestie. I don't actually I don't have anything for that today
Well, that's good. That means we know each other
Hey, are you on that? See positivity now. I know your feelings on ketchup is abysmal and like in the trash like mine is but um
(25:41):
Two things about ketchup the first one is cheetos
Has ketchup flavored cheetos
Oh god debuting in canada as of two weeks ago
Like oh, I
Yeah, thank you
Like the only cheetos I like is flaming hot
Yeah, let's start there. But um, who came up with that shit?
(26:05):
Disgusting and I'm assuming you would agree with me on that because like what the fuck I would
Absolutely
agree
I don't you would that's why you're my bestie
so
It's funny that I was listening to um
a radio
Excuse me a radio station and it's like a morning radio show here in organ and they were talking about condiments
(26:31):
And they were just asking each other. Hey
Do are you a ranch type of person? There's people out there that just ranch on their pizza crumb everything ranch ranch
Ranch just makes whatever better their french fries. They're
Whatever so
They were talking about ranch and then they were talking about the worst
(26:53):
And the highest content of sugar condiments and the most like healthy ones and what type of condiment
Do you even have a condiment?
And are you a ranch person? Do you?
Me? Um, not really. I I guess when it comes to wings it has to be blue cheese. Yeah, but uh ranch dressing
I guess every now and then it's okay, but I don't go religiously like oh, I need to put that in my shopping cart for salad this week
(27:20):
That's not me. Yeah, what about you? No, I'm not I'm not the one where I'm in the drive-thru and I'm getting
Uh a burger and fries and I'm asking for fucking ranch. I yeah, I I'm not I don't do that either
I'm not that one. Yeah, I
It depends if I'm at a restaurant. They bring an appetizer out and there's ranch and there's
Onion rings and whatever I might I might dip a mozzarella stick in it. I don't know right
(27:46):
I mean if they bring it out, but I'm not gonna go asking for it. Yeah, I'm not I'm not a big ranch person
I don't mind it, but I don't go out of my way. So the next one was barbecue sauce
Okay, I guess people tend to dip their french fries and barbecue sauce as an alternative or put it in the hamburgers or
(28:07):
Whatever, are you big on barbecue barbecue? Um
I guess if it's a bacon burger or not a barbecue bacon burger maybe
But I wouldn't go asking for barbecue sauce and if it's barbecue sauce like if I go to dickies barbecue or I guess loose
Seals it needs to be the spicy one right like regular um barbecue sauce is just boring to me
(28:28):
Yeah, I I'm not really big like I'm not gonna get chicken strips or chicken nuggets and
I need barbecue sauce if it came with it, I guess but
Right, I'm good or ranch. So same. Okay. So then they were saying ketchup
So ketchup and I can't stand ketchup, but they were saying no what it was the highest
(28:54):
out there with the most sugar and yeah, because they have to deflect the taste of vinegar
Yeah, and it's included in barbecue sauce most barbecue sauces have right and so it's all this sugar and they were saying no wonder why
Everybody's wanting it. Well children want ketchup on everything
(29:15):
Oh, I didn't even think about it that way
I guess you're right. Oh wow. Yeah
Huh, yeah, they want ketchup. I remember I had some sugar. Yeah, exactly
It's like just giving them rice krispies plain rice krispies for cereal and they throw a shit ton of sugar on it and
Scrape it up at the bottom the bowl with each scoop
(29:36):
Yeah, or threaded wheat like our parents used to give me. Yeah, hell no. Where's the sugar bitch? Yeah
I hated that or cheerios and they would say oh my god. I know even the honey nut cheerios
I'm just like growing up. I'm like this is boring. Yeah
I want I want to
I want some tricks
(29:56):
Right. Oh and speaking of remember when we were doing the I guess we were asking about cereals
Um, and I remembered um, you asked me what I used to buy my daughter and I didn't remember
Yeah, talk to my daughter. She's like you would buy me lucky charms and I would only eat the charms and I'm like, oh
Oh, good. I forget that
So case and point your your point being that yeah kids are addicted to sugar most definitely
(30:18):
Yeah, and we give it to them
Right willingly like here shut up
Yeah, you want you want ketchup on this hot dog you want ketchup on your burger you want ketchup on your fries
Why would you want relish when you can have ketchup and it's just straight sugar? Yep
Go for it eat it
Why aren't you ready for bed yet? Right? I love you Pomona bullets
(30:43):
Simmer down bitch. I know serve a day. I'll send me down now. Sum it down
Oh geez. Okay. One more thing on ketchup then so ketchup flavored Cheetos disgusting and now Heinz
Heinz company that I guess I don't know if they are are they the original I guess ketchup
Catsup inventors. I don't know. Maybe they are maybe they're not
(31:03):
They now have glittered glittered
Ketchup glitter glitter ketchup and it's edible. So it's obviously
Not real glitter, but it's modified so it's edible. So how disgusting is that so it's like pepper
But it ketchup flakes and you just kind of I guess I don't know it's actually legit glitter
(31:26):
But it's not like the glitter that you would put in a arts and crafts
I will find it and I will post it. All right, I guess I'll put it in the show notes
I need to find it again. It was on Instagram. I'm like, are you fucking kidding you?
Are you fucking kidding you but anything to sell fucking to the kids and to make money, right?
I'm for sure. That's why they had to get rid of a clothes is the
(31:47):
Jeff was camel Joe cooler. Oh Joe camel. Yeah
That's right
How to get rid of them and speaking of if if it's cat glitter ketchup ketchup glitter whatever the fuck you want to call it
Um, I wonder if it comes out in your poop like that like is your poop glitter? Like are you shitting glitter?
(32:10):
Like I guess that the unicorns do or whatever the fuck you know, I'm talking about
If I'm saying that correctly, what does that be great? Is this parsley though? Is it right?
Uh, yeah, I want to say it does I'll look it up right now
But um, I will send you the link and if I find the link I will put it in the show notes
So everybody can see what the fuck I'm talking about because I just don't understand people at all
(32:34):
I don't either
I don't either
Oh my gosh
Do you have any did you have another thing lined up?
a topic
Sorry, I found it and it the volume went on so I'm sorry if the volume went on while you were talking
But I will send it. I will send you the I will send it to everybody. Oh my god. They're in different colors, too
(32:56):
What?
Okay, I'm gonna send this one to you right now. I'll put it in the show notes. This one's blue
ketchup with glitter and then the one that I originally saw the um on the news was um
Regular color ketchup, which is fucking red
And um glitter
So wait, I wait, I don't think I get that. I'm waiting for the picture or what?
(33:20):
Yeah, I'm sending it to you right. I just sent it to you so you should be receiving it
I
See it's instagram
I know I know you're not on instagram, but it's um, it's on there
Oh, so that's what that was gonna be my question
Is it legit ketchup with glitter flakes in it or I thought it was like pepper or salt something like
(33:40):
That's what it looks like isn't that disgusting my goodness what?
And and they wonder why our kids eat glue
You know what glue is probably healthy elmer's glue is probably healthier than this shit
Fuck
Horrible
What is going on?
Yeah, that's uh glitter catch our hind's glitter ketchup is disgusting
(34:05):
Is that coming out to the states?
Uh, I think so
I want to say yeah
Wow
Right
I was uh, oh
Goodness gracious. Okay, so are you big with like on the AI?
(34:25):
News or what they have out there on the internet about the whole AI culture and how?
Um, you know what I've been watch or not watching
I've been a fan of AI since that twilight zone, but like AI's come a long fucking way
And I'm really impressed with what they're doing and I know people are gonna be like what the fuck is your problem?
(34:46):
But you know what I'm down for AI
It's insane and the reason why I was asking is because in like
Where I work
Um, there's cameras of course. It's a store. It's whatever but when you're walking down an aisle
you'll just see the camera and it zooms in on your face and there's a
A square a yellow square that is big and then it goes smaller smaller smaller
(35:07):
And it just keeps doing that to your face when you walk down the aisle
And why is it taking pictures of you down the aisle though because it's supposedly
Trying to see how long is somebody standing in an aisle with nobody helping or assisting and then everybody
Yeah, so low house that that's so cool, but it's kind of scary. I know and they also know
(35:32):
Just it remembers you and it'll know
I don't know. It's just weird. It'll just yeah, so I just kind of found it intriguing
But also a little like wow, I I barely I'm not even on instagram. So
I don't know right, but no, I thought you just meant AI for like, um
(35:54):
Like chat gpt you can ask it questions and it'll kick back the answers or um, like if you um, like
Instagram AI like if I post a story I can curtail it to um, I'll say put me in a put me in a
Like if I'm in a bikini because I've been doing that I'll put myself in bikini
And then I'm like I'll put me in a Miami beach resort and it'll put me there
(36:18):
So it looks like I'm actually there and it looks legit
That type of AI. Yeah, but but not like the robots. Well in my face
Yeah, it's kind well, it's a camera. I guess but yeah, it's it's insane, but I
read up on a story that I um came across
Actually in yahoo news and they were saying how they're going to hold the first AI
(36:44):
beauty pageant that is called miss miss AI
And it just made me think that half of the
Commercials or what movies whatever you see it. It's a lot of AI. There is not a real
Right human they just make it look like that. Um
And I came across
(37:04):
They're gonna do a miss AI the first AI beauty pageant and then they were talking about somebody named Emily
uh, Pellegrini
I don't know who that is. She's a she has an Instagram account model or something, but apparently she's AI
It's an oh, she's AI. She's not real somebody created her
(37:26):
And they made her so smart in this and that and she just has a perfect body. She's 23. They made this gal
Which is absolutely fake, but looks absolutely real. She has so many followers and she makes the the
creator of this account is unknown
And
wants to remain that way
(37:48):
But is making over 10 g's a month from the followers
And NFL players were thinking she was real and trying to hit her off. Yeah
That's hilarious. I'm serious. I I knew it. I was like there's no way. That's great. So I gts and I was like holy smokes
She does look real, but I think she's a real
(38:10):
She does look real, but what's her name? I'm gonna look her up really quick. It's Emily
uh, Pellegrini, so uh last name is P e l l e
G r i
Let's see
Emily Pellegrini. Oh
There's only one post. Oh, yeah, because they everybody's upset because she the creators took it down and said they took it down
(38:34):
More content to come
Wow
Haters. Yeah, but if you read about it, it's the whoever
Oh, I see your pictures. I'm looking at the images. Okay
Huh
Jokes on you it's called clickbait
Right
It's so insane. I just it just shocked me that
(38:58):
Whoa. Yeah, I guess
Well, yeah, there's just and then an ai
Beauty pageant. Wow. That's nice
I guess
How do they now my question is like the ai like whoever created this they have the ai software like do it
I'm looking at this chick. I'm I guess the ai Emily Pellegrini. So
(39:20):
He typed into I guess the system like have her look like this. Yes, I mean
That is so fucking genius to do. Yeah, I never thought to do that and had her
Um, wait, I have something
That I let me see my note
That's our
(39:41):
Okay, it says that
Um, she's a 23 year old virtual influencer designed to be
The epitome of an average man's dream girl
She's not just an ordinary social media personality. She is a creation of artificial intelligence
Intelligence living in Los Angeles and boasts an impressive following of over
(40:06):
213,000 on her instagram
Well, I'm about to lick her up again. See how many she has on her instagram right now
Oh, so she has 280,000 people following her. No shit
Yeah
And she's fake
Sucker born there's a sucker born every minute. Well, it's so smart to do though
(40:32):
Like this digital creator who if this digital creator, he's probably I'm assuming it's a guy
Um, or whatever gender I guess if you're listening, which I know you're not but dude
You could have fucking did this shit and then fucking had an only fans for her and fucking made bank
And I know you said he was already making bank on instagram. Mm-hmm
(40:52):
It said something well online. I just said something about 10,000 a month
Oh, well shit
You know, she's actually kind of fucking hot. I know
And she looks real
She does look real
And even her hair her hair looks really fucking real. I'm looking so blowing in the wind. I'm like, damn, dude
(41:13):
Her hair is healthy as fuck
No, there's no good. I should be I should be an AI model and then my hair will be healthy all the time
Exactly we can be 23 forever
Oh, this is crazy
I'm just like, I don't know and speaking of when we go offline. I need a we need a face time. I gotta give you a story
(41:39):
Okay, you will never believe. Okay
Well, yeah, um
That's all I have for today for me. I don't oh and happy birthday to our man Nate Diaz. Yes
Yes, I love that. Did you see the guys? I did I send you where he was at the presser with um the mas de vol or
(42:04):
Yes about the fight
And the fans just went crazy. I just love that all the he is his following and of course me and you are part of that
following but
Fucking love him. I know he was just so yeah
Oh my gosh, I wish they could just multiply him a million times
right
(42:25):
All right, do you have any parting words for um listeners?
I just hope everybody has a great work week coming up if you work and if you don't
I don't enjoy the weather if you have good weather and if not just
Yeah, just take it easy
There you go. And my request if you buy the glitter ketchup by Heinz
(42:47):
Please let us know if you shit glitter
Yes, please and I will put in the show notes
I will actually find the link for not the instagram link. Well, that's the only thing I can find
That's what I'll put
Otherwise, I will look up Heinz and see if there's an actual web link on their website for glitter ketchup
Yes
(43:07):
All right, and on that note we are out. Peace. Peace
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