Managing Jealousy and Finding Balance in Marriage

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This episode explores the intriguing relationship between adult literature and personal dynamics within marriage. Through humorous anecdotes and engaging discussions, the hosts navigate themes of intimacy, balance, and communication, reminding us of the underlying emotions that can surface in everyday life. 

• Understanding the significance of personal space in relationships 
• Explore how adult literature affects emotional dynamics 
• The importance of balance in shared household responsibilities 
• Insights into navigating unconventional reading habits 
• Humor and real-life reflections on marriage and reading 
• The debate on preferences: reading vs. watching narratives 
• Engaging children in conversation about adult themes

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Top Shelf Stories with J Chris and Tony All right.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
So what was I saying about porno books?
I was trying to yeah, we got toget to the, so your wife's
reading.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
we got to get to the point of the story, though.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Got to get to the what.
The actual point of the story,though.
Got to get to the what?
The actual point of the story.
Well, the point of the story isI understand when she yells at
like what I just described acouple minutes ago, like her
getting mad about me being onthe phone, and then I look at
her and she's getting all moreexcited about reading a book
than actually, you know, payingattention to me.

(01:03):
So, like I feel like a littlegirl, I feel like a wife being
mad at a husband for not payingattention to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
That's why you need to crochet you guys hear crochet
and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
What the fuck's with the crochet?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
you don't even know how to crochet.
You're talking about fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm just saying I feel like these are weird
emotions for you to have.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
They are, but I'm looking at a different angle.
I'm looking, I'm putting myselfin my wife's shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It sounds like for the first time in your adult
life you've been gettingconsistent sex.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
So I just, I don't see, I just don't see the
downfall yeah, I think you lether read and get get the end of
the night, actually when hereyes are tired I mean with her
eyes, unless you're gonna getall these fucking bitch emotions
about her pretending you'resomebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I would say bitch, do you call?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
me a bitch here's.
Here's what I would say jaybitch.
Here's what I would say.
Jay, yeah, what?
On friday, instead of sittinghome watching your wife read,
come to a concert with me.
That'll happen.
So my wife also Trust me.
I would fucking love to.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Can you sneak me out a window?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
My wife is also very often very Just buy her new
books.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
She won't even know you're gone.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
My wife is often very busy doing other things.
This looks really good.
They don't involve me, so she'sdoing other things that don't
involve me.
She's doing other things thataren't of my?
Yeah, but when she's in the?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
fucking house reading a book.
She knows you're there or not.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
She's doing the things in the house.
She's on her computer listeningto a podcast or doing whatever
she's not gone.
Then I just decided in my brainthat some nights, rather than be
there also, I'll go do what Iwant to do.
I don't want to sit at homeread a book.
I don't want to go sit at homelisten to a podcast or work on
the computer, I want to go to aconcert.

(02:54):
So you should choose one night.
Hey hon, I noticed you've beenreally into this book.
Buy her like have Uber Eatsdelivered for her the food's
there, say hey hon, I'm gonnameet up with Chris.
I got dinner on the way.
I bought you a new porno book.
I got the oldest kid watchingthe youngest ones.

(03:17):
Tonight I'll be home around.
I'll be home around one o'clock.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
What happened, but that's the solution dude.
If you're like, if you're tiredof her doing something else.
I read the back of the book itseems amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, exactly, you have to make yourself
unavailable.
And then it's like oh wait,when Jay's here, I won't read,
because other nights he's goneand I can read.
And then it became likeautomatic creates this balance
where when you're there, it'smore apt that she will be like

(03:58):
ooh, jay's here.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I won't read tonight.
I don't know how to play mindgames like you do, Chris.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's not a mind game.
It's not a mind game.
It's just you choosing to dowhat you want.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
It's just being an adult and I don't know how to.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
You got to create voids.
It's like magnets dude.
You got to create a void for itto be filled and so, like a
flow of water, if you're therealready, the water is going to
continue flowing along its path.
But if you remove yourself allof a sudden, the water wants to
come into your lane and then youcome back into that lane and
then you work symbiotically andthen you have additional lanes

(04:33):
that again will go side to sideI think the additional lanes
he's talking about is more pornoyeah, I mean, if it's gonna
happen, you gotta let it happen.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I like it when I did like I said, when I read that
one paragraph I don't rememberit, so I gave the best.
I bet steaming schlong schlongdick the best interpretation I
could, but I remember her sayingto her this is pretty fucking
graphic and she's like chapter 4no way dude.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Her saying to her this is pretty fucking graphic,
and she's like you haven't seenchapter four.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And another funny thing is my son goes so she'll
leave her fucking.
Uh, oh no, he's finding herkindle like just laying on the
couch or something.
I tell, hey, pick that up andstart reading it to see what,
what, what does it say?
He'll start reading it andhe'll say the same shit.
Like you know, I don't fuckingremember the exact words, but

(05:29):
there's a penis and a vagina inthere somewhere.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
He passionately rips the tampon, string out with his
teeth.
I think Tony can write these.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yes, tony, that is probably what it's written.
I didn't get that far into thebook, but gross.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
He takes his painted schlong and pulls it in and out
rapidly.
It's painted.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why is it painted?
Because of this.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Because he ripped the tampon.
Yeah, get it.
You got to add it out.
You asked the question.
You didn't want the answer toson.
That's disgusting.
You got to learn what answersthe question can answer but on
the page it's hot as fuck.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's hot as fuck on the page who paints with blood.
You know, because they'll readthat and they'll be like why
doesn't he do that?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, you should do that too.
If it's happening in the book,it's happening everywhere.
Yeah, I'd use a fucking gloveand a fucking pair of pliers to
get the thing out what you needto do is write your own book and
replace it with one that shethinks is a good let's.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Let's write a uh, top shelf stories presents book yep
what's it about Clive and hisadventures in Spain?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's all.
That's the back.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, so do you guys' wives, read books?
No, really, I think, your wifebeing a teacher, she would be
somewhat apt to my wife won'teven read my texts.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
She's a researcher and a learner and she'll get out
and do new things.
But reading a smut book not itno.
I'm not saying she's notreading it much.
I'm saying reading in generalshe has gone into phases of
reading and had artists orwhatever authors that she's

(07:23):
liked and read a few of thebooks in a row, mostly like
thriller, crime stuff that she'sinto.
She'll read them.
She's, she has okay, that'sdifferent.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
My wife won't read those, she'll watch those.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh yeah, so your wife's learning how to kill you
and jay's wife's learning how tofuck her.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh, I often.
I will often come home fromwork and my wife will have
dinner made and I'll say whichplate is mine and she'll tell me
.
And then I'll say I'll ask herwhich plate is mine, and she'll
tell me.
And so then I will grab theother one I'm not sure, but

(08:02):
she's been cooking she's beentoo nice for about a year and a
half, maybe two years.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
My wife tells me my wife, when she makes a meal,
she's like you choose what plateyou want.
So I got a 50-50% chance ofdying.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Well, no, if she's letting you choose, then she's
pretty confident.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
One of us are dying tonight.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Well, she's not going to eat the one that she knows
is fucked up.
So that was my story AboutWives and Reading books and
having a fun time.
Chris, can you end the show?
Clear the show out please.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Sometimes stories are found In a book, and today's
Jay's schlong dong Penis Wasfound In a book.
And today's Jay's schlong dongpenis elong was found in a book,
and that book is stored on thetop shelf.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You're so good at this.
This is another top shelf story.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Beautiful.
Just end it there.
Don't even say another word,you sexy bitch.