Microphone Madness

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
wait for what?
This is the part where I did I.
No, you don't need a premise,we start talking.
I delete the part before youdon't do anything.
You never delete anything.
When it comes to, you didn'teven start the music.

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When it comes to a specialepisode, special episode Tony,
talk into the microphone.
I can't hear shit.
You know how many episodes Ilistened to in my lifetime that
we recorded?
That started with no, I'll gothrough all of this and I'll
delete.
Well, here's the thing.
When it comes to this, our ideaboard is a whiteboard and it was

(00:48):
in the basement and the floodsgot it.
What can we say?
Our insurance company gave us$100 for the ideas, but we've
lost all of them.
All we got was the $100.
So now we have no ideas.
So now we're just yelling intomicrophones until you guys tune
in.
I just think that this can beerased.

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And then, when we start havingsomething that sounds good,
don't erase it.
It's brilliant, just cut thetape, tape the tape back
together, press play.
Imagine having to record this.
Like, go ahead, like we have apodcast room and we've got this

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big ass reel, the reel in thecorner behind glass in the other
room because it's too loud andwe like there's an engineer back
there with fucking curly hairand a bald head who, like,
points at us and is like go, youguys go ahead and we record,
and then he gives us our tapeand that was our session and we
used it for this.

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What we're talking about nowComplete nonsense with no
objective.
You know what I need?
I need some more.
I forgot the name of thefucking instrument Cowbell,
cowbell, cowbell.
Yes, you knew it.
See, how do you know me now?
You know me that.
Well, jay Splains, man, jaySplains.

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I need more cowbell.
Hey, I got a fever.
The only remedy is more cowbell.
Do you seriously want to try oneof my clawtails?
Sure, give me one of your clawtails.
Well, they're in the fridge.
You have to get up and get them.
I got this right here.
Okay, I'll get them for you,but you gotta try it, cause
they're higher, like way higherpercentage.

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As you guys may or may not know, I am now an RVer is that what
I call myself now?
I mean, I mean, I feel likethis is an episode on its own.
I feel like there should bemusic ahead of time, like you
did the episode Hit the fuckingmusic you did the episode about

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getting the RVer Hit the music.
Hit the music Because now welook the most gay.
Fuck you ready.