October 1, 2025 • 29 mins
We explore the unexpected health consequences following years of pandemic precautions and debate whether our immune systems are now paying the price for extended isolation.
• J shares how his son experienced a 15-day fever, culminating in an ambulance ride to the hospital
• Both strep throat and influenza diagnoses led to nearly a month of illness for J's son
• The entire household except for J's father-in-law has been repeatedly sick all year
• Theory that pandemic precautions may have weakened immune systems by limiting exposure to everyday germs
• Debate about whether processed foods with preservatives might offer some immune protection
• Discussion about intergenerational differences in immunity and germ exposure
• Humorous tangent about children's bathroom habits and the infamous "clean poop"
• Question whether some people naturally have stronger immune systems regardless of behavior
Let us know if you've experienced more severe or frequent illness this past year! Share your sickness stories and immunity theories with us.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Top Shelf Stories with J, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
About the food we eat .
Now I'm talking about the foodyou eat.
If it's so bad that you eatshit that makes you immune to
sickness, you can't get sick I'mbasically, I eat plastic on the
inside.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I eat beans, okay I eat all different colors.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Types sizes you eat, you don't eat.
Types sizes you eat.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You're going to sit here and chastise me because my
main source of protein isn'tbeans, just because my wife
didn't decide to become avegetarian and force me into it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
My wife didn't try or become a vegetarian.
Covid made her a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So now you got to suffer with your fucking
all-bean diet made her avegetarian, so now you gotta
suffer.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, because she orders the fucking meals to go,
the ones that send to your house, and you gotta follow
instructions and 30 minute meals.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
She's seen some Facebook ad that was a
bean-based diet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Meal time, meal lime, no, all this shit.
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll do anything for 100 bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, we're on the fucking.
All right, I need some rugsmade, all right.
Here's what I'm offering.
I'm offering you my wife for aday.
What During the summer?
To come in here and just dowhat she does.
She organizes shit like a madwoman and facilitates all that
kind of shit.
The first thing he thought Iwanted to do though is, let her
(01:53):
pick out some scrap carpet andhave one of your guys, or
whatever, turn them into rugs.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So you want to trade my rugs for your wife's labor?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I think that it would be mutual beneficial.
I think she'd enjoy coming hereand finessing all the mess
that's in the warehouse From allthe threadings and all the
things.
She just does this shit reallygood.
So when you started to say andthen we need rugs and you have
the equipment and spare likefucking scraps of shit when you
(02:27):
started to say that you wouldtrade your wife Tony was smiling
.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then when you went to cleaning, he didn't care
anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So basically my rugs.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Are you going to force her to be agreeable with
whatever I ask?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She's her own person.
I'm not sure I can hire her out, to be honest with you, but I'm
trying it off here.
I think she'd go for it and,yeah, I think she'd be agreeable
.
I think she'd be agreeable.
She's pretty agreeable.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Can we wrap her up in a rug and then pull it really
hard and make her fly out of it?
She?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
doesn't mind even cleaning bathrooms.
I would imagine, like for anexchange of goods.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Tony's like I got motherfucking dudes that come
here all the time and do stupidshit like that.
Why would I need your wife?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Finally somebody trying to trade something other
than crack.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, Wait, you got crack too.
Every once in a while somebodywalks in from the alley.
Hey, I'll clean your trash binsfor crack.
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Y'all got any crack in there, I'll do anything for
some crack.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Let me get five dollars for some crack.
How much does crack cost?
Because I I heard it's gettingcheaper, is it?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
yeah, interesting because inflation inflation goes
up.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Illicit drug take, drug trade.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Prices go down because there's more people
dealing drugs more people die tomake more money drugs from.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think the problem is is uh crack is no longer like
, uh like, as popular as it was,and crack kills like supply and
demand right.
Okay, it's like everybody wantsto fight and all heroin, so
there's crack, like you know.
Give me 20, I'll give you somecrack and then nobody wants it,
(04:06):
you're like, they're like, howabout 1750?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
because so they out.
They out here, like, give metwenty dollars, I'll give you
some crack, and they're going.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But give me fifteen dollars, I'll give you some
crack and I think right now youcould probably you know you got
the right hookup you couldprobably get a rock for about
eight bucks.
I don't have any idea yeah, no,that's what I heard I don't
have that hookup.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I watched, I got this new addiction.
It's called uh, this television.
I mean I watched it twice, butit's probably more tv than I've
watched in a long time is.
I turned it on and it's uh, uh,cop, cop cams, like uh, all
their cop cams or dash cams andtheir shoulder cams or whatever,
I talked about this, the firstepisode on uh three dimes ever.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's called what is?
Are you talking about body cam,Body cam?
Yeah, you talked about body cam, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So I watched when this lady was going wild out on
the road and they showed the guydo the spike strips and they
cut her down on the spike stripsRight and she kept driving.
She ended up crashing or theyteed her off on the road and
they all surround her likefreeze, freeze, freeze and she's
got her windows up and they'relike unlock the door, unlock the
door, stop reaching, stopreaching.
And she comes out fromunderneath their seat.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a crack pipe she smoked crack right in front of
the fucking guy.
Well, you know she's gettingarrested.
She wants to be high or she'sgonna get tasered.
She's like, oh yeah, they tookthat girl down.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They had to like bust in her window and they took her
down that's crazy that you saythat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, it was the first.
Yeah, it's an old show.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know.
It's the first time in a longtime.
I sat down.
I was like, well, I guess, Iguess I'll turn on the TV.
And I just started looking.
I found it and then I went backto it.
You didn't watch TV at all, notreally dude.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Alright, so let's get into our episode.
Our episode this week is aboutsickness and how COVID has
changed the life of everyone inthe United States.
No, I'm not doing thisEspecially with new skis.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm not doing it.
Why?
Because I'm not doing it.
I don't want to talk about thattrash.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not talking about COVID at all.
It's a fathom sound in my brain.
That was a great intro foreverything I'm going to speak of
now.
I'll just not listen.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's trash.
I didn't agree to this.
My name is Chris.
I did not agree to talk aboutthis trash.
We went.
Is chris?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I did not agree to talk about this trash.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We went what five years, without talking about
this trash.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm not talking about .
I'm not talking about.
Stop saying this stupid thing.
Are you call it something else?
You hate that word.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't, okay, I don't actually care that much.
Go on, I'm, I'm off mygrandstand.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like I'm talking to like are you, are you
okay here?
Don't ask me, you're one way,and then you're the next way, a
second later.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The tasteless pepperonis.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We just ate with the Christmas hat.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
All right, so here's the thing.
Okay, so this year has been theworst year for being sick for
me and I ever experienced in mylife of being alive for over 40
years.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Do you look sick?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
now, do you think it has?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
anything to do with the fact that you have two cats.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's called toxoplasma.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, here's the thing is.
I don't disagree, it could notbe a fact, but I mean, the cats
are not outside cats, they'reinside cats.
They never go outside.
So if they're getting sick,they're getting sick from
something inside the house.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
so I maybe not, I don't know no, you might be
getting sick from somethinginside the house, and I think it
was about a year and a half totwo years ago here when you just
got two new animals into yourhome did you have any new kids
in the bathroom for six straightmonths?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
you do have a new roommate though do you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I have my father-in-law,so you've been sick, sorry, no,
so here's the thing.
Okay, so this year actually notthis year, the past year, past
year especially has been theworst fucking sickness that I've
experienced, not only myselfbut my family, in my entire life
(08:08):
.
So, first off, my kid got sick,my youngest kid, and he had a
fever for 15 fucking days and,in my recollection, if you have
a fever more than five days,you're supposed to be
hospitalized, especially when itgoes above a certain degree.
His first temperature that I,when he first got sick, his
(08:30):
first temperature that wasrecorded I'm not sure if I have
the best temperature thermometergauges that you can have, but
it was 105.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's wrong, I know it probably was, he would be
dead, I think.
Well, it depends on how longyou have it was 105.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you?
That's wrong.
I know it probably would bedead.
I think no.
Well, it depends on how longyou have really no my little
guys had a bunch of 105s.
Yeah, he probably has a badkilometer too.
I mean, did you put up his butt?
Because?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
that's how you get the perfect yeah, always up his
butt, sure you do.
Sometimes he's like what?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
15, right, how old is he?
Well, he's gonna be 16, okay.
So uh did you do that inbetween when he paused his uh,
he's playing a game online orsomething like you.
Take a second, give me of yourass.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah anyway, yeah to the 15 year old.
Can you hold your nuts?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
so I can get this shave your ass a little bit so I
can fit this in there a littleeasier no, my little guy's four
no.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And where else are you gonna put a thermometer on
that kid I?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
don't know, I don't know your kid so no, uh, he's
infrared.
So this is.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
This is where it's not we, we need, we need
something that actually works.
This is your covid issuedinfrared camera this is where it
started.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You do have to buy a new one, like every three weeks,
so it's fucking ridiculous itstarted with the 105 fever and
then I bring him to the uh, thedoctor immediately.
His doctor's appointment wasalready scheduled for that day.
We went to the doctor and hestarted to faint Like literally.
He turned pale, turned white.
As I was checking him in, as Iwas saying his age.
(10:08):
He starts to faint like fallover, and then I have like six
nurses, whatever come near meand take him to the hospital.
The fucking ambulance came,took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
From the doctor's office.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, from the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That doesn't seem like a very good use of
resources.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It doesn't seem like you got a very good doctor.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Well, you know what Is this the one next to Tony's
total down there on 27th.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So he yeah, he gave sperm afterwards.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I guess kids at that age can also really valuable
when they're under supervaluable I mean you get like the
primo quality young sperm,you're gonna fight, I mean dude
it sells like you can, baton,age now my brain to a dragon, my
brain instantly went to like isthat legal?
Can you do that?
Yeah well, you gotta ship it tochina if they'll buy anything.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
My mind is blown.
If they do it themselves,everything is legal, like is is
there a lawsuit anywhere that wecould document?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
yeah, according to the law, you can't milk your
child.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, that's an actual written law, unless they're
milkable.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is fucked.
Keep going.
This is fucked up.
So hospital.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You know hospitals go .
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're there for six hours before you even get any
fucking one coming after theambulance yeah, they fucking
skip it through stoplights.
No shit, we're to get there.
Yeah, do you want to ride withus?
Or are we gonna get going?
Yeah, it took, and then youwait, they fucking skip it
through stoplights.
No shit, we're to get there.
Yeah, do you want to ride withus?
We're going to get going.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, it took.
Then you wait, oh it's waiting.
The whole day was waiting.
Anyway, to make a long storyshort, is this sickness he had?
He had strep throat testedpositive for strep throat with
the swab.
Also, he had some type of aninfluenza.
I think was a or b.
I couldn't one of them, youknow, I think is worse than the
(12:07):
other.
He had one of those two, but hehad both and then it lasted for
fucking 15 fucking days.
That is, that was just hisfucking uh um fever lasted 15
days, not his.
His sickness lasted almost amonth.
Okay, you hear my fucking voiceright now.
You're sick.
Does not sound right, does itNot at all?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Because I'm sick and I've been this way for two weeks
and see you talk all this shitabout the kind of food that we
eat when we have dinner heretogether.
You're the one on beans for a.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I explained this to you in the beginning of food
that we eat when we have dinnerhere together.
You're the one on beans for a.
I explained this to you in thebeginning of the podcast and
you're the one who's always sick.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Didn't I explain this to you?
Maybe you need fucking protein,did I?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
not explain Like real protein.
I explained this to you in thebeginning of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You get you either start eating meat or start
sucking dick.
It's the only way you're goingto get better.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I need to start eating flaccid food with plastic
and fucking Preservatives bro.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It preserves your insides.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Everybody knows that.
All these chemicals in there.
I'm like 30% nitrates I willget natural diseases that you
can't get because you're partrobot.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, because I eat food product.
It's different.
No, you're part robot.
Yeah, because I eat foodproduct.
It's different.
No, you eat food plastic.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Built different Literally.
You don't even take it out ofthe, you don't even take it out
of the plastic.
Tony, sometimes, sometimes, Ijust melt it in the microwave.
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It shrinks it all in.
It's like chicken skin man.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's like don't worry about taking it out of the
package, Put it in the microwave, It'll come out ready to eat
immediately.
You don't even need a plate.
You could eat the plate.
It tastes just like Okay.
So kid's been sick forever, andthen I think the rest of our
family gets sick.
You're not calling into work.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
You don't have to cough while you're talking.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm trying not to really to be honest, I'm so sick
.
And then just recently my otherson.
He's had a fever for the lastsix days.
Nothing came up from thedoctors no strep, no influenza,
(14:25):
just the common virus.
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I think that's a doctor's way of copping out of
having to do doctor work.
They look at your kid andthey're like that's a virus,
there's nothing we can really dofor it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I looked at the charts.
The nurses were in and I lookedat the charts and yeah, we're
not quite sure what's wrong withyour kid?
I'm gonna write a prescriptionfor this stuff my buddy told me
I get a hundred bucks when Iwrite prescriptions, for I want
you to take them twice a day andno athletic sports for three
(15:00):
weeks.
What that's not in the writing,that has never heard of that
before and no athletic sportsfor three weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What that is not in the writing.
That has never heard of thatbefore.
No, son of a bitch.
Now I'm starting to cough morebecause I'm talking about it.
You see, maybe that's mental,maybe it is mental.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's coming.
The calls are coming fromwithin the home.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So last week my mother had a birthday party.
On Saturday my brother wentthere.
He said this is Dan's actualwords.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Why Do tell me why?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, this is actual words that I told Dan.
I'm like Dan, you got every,because there was not only my
family but other people that gotsick too.
I'm like Dan, you got Danbrother is my brother's name.
Dan you got everyone sick whenyou went to mom's birthday party
.
He's like, uh-uh, I was sickwhen I went there.
(16:00):
I was coughing all over.
I'm like, yeah, that's how youget people fucking sick.
He's like, no, I was alreadysick.
I didn't know how to explain tohim.
That is how you start asickness and you were trying to
get me to hire this guy.
No, I just said that, if youwanted to, you know a grunt to
walk around your place and cleanit up, dan doesn't understand
(16:23):
that you have to be sick tostart to get somebody else sick,
dan doesn't understand that youhave to be sick to start to get
somebody else sick.
So after the last week Saturday, my wife still is now sick.
She slept for two days.
Won't eat any meat, that's forsure.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Won't even eat beans now.
Well, I better get sick now,because I don't want to be sick
in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right now it's just a little lingering cough, don't
worry.
Don't worry, child, you're fine.
But to me, all this shit thatI'm coming, I'm breaking this
shit down for you guys, is thefact that this had to do with, I
think, all the shit's comingback from the covid shit, where
everyone took every precautionnot to get sick and now that
(17:12):
everyone's starting to fuckingblow boogers on the fucking
walls because they don't careanymore, again back to normal.
Uh, all the shit's multipliedtenfold because now that's not
true.
I took no precaution duringcovid uh, you didn't, but uh, 98
percent of the world did.
Yeah, I wasn't sick ever, okay.
(17:33):
So, tony, tell me about thisthough 98 of the world taking
precautions, masks, not standingnext to someone you're telling
me.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I work for the two percenters because none of my
customers wore masks.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Tony, you got sick.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I went on hundreds of estimates and worked every day
during COVID.
I did too In people's houses.
I never got sick.
You got sick?
Well, I did get sick, but Ididn't know it.
Well, god damn it, I had totake a test to travel.
And they're like, oh shit, yougot COVID and I'm like huh hey
that's something.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You're a fucking robot or something.
You're not even real.
That's why, Like you werepretending like you had a sore
neck I think you were out ofbattery.
You were charging yourselfright over there.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
No charger.
I do only got 38% thoughSolar-powered charger that's
dangerously low.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
My question to both of you and Chris.
You don't have to answerbecause you don't want to even
hear it.
Does that even resonate withyou?
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, people yeah, they limited themselves from
getting germs, so then now theycan't fight any viruses.
So that makes sense.
But I think it's more like Isaid, I think your house is
getting it.
It's going to be the next housenext.
You probably got me or Tonysick now, and then we'll spread
(18:59):
it in our households.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I've been on antibiotics for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know if that means anything for me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They say after 24 hours on antibiotics, you're on.
I don't know if that meansanything for me.
They say, after 24 hours onantibiotics, you're un.
I don't really care,uncontagious, uncontagious.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What's the word for that?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
There you go.
Thank you, contagious.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is your kid better now?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, the one is still sick.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What about her dad that's there?
Does he get sick?
That dude can is still sick.
What about her dad that's there?
Does he get sick that?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
dude can't get sick.
Exactly, he has Tony's blood.
He does not get sick.
He had surgery to fix a hip.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So yeah, he's out there taking the bus and you
guys are just bringing you guysin the sicknesses from the bus
all the journeys.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I watched that guy eat a whole jar of peanut butter
with just his fingers, that'sfine.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I watched him open a can of tuna with a hammer After
cleaning a bucket of mud thathas been sitting there for two
weeks.
Then started to eat the peanutbutter without washing his hands
.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That dude does not get sick.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm looking at him like he's doing better than you
guys are in that little house.
Hell to hell, you got going.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, I have another.
The cat's sneezing too.
I have two other sons.
One is not sick and the otherone never comes out of his room.
So I definitely the oldest onedoesn't come out of his room, no
, he just plays video games allday long.
So I know he's not going to getsick.
But the youngest one, whichalways gets sick, never hasn't.
So I don't want to jinx shitand knock on some wood for me,
(20:33):
guys, because that's a fuckingdeath of me.
When that kid gets sick it isthe death.
But I know anyone listeningright now can relate to my
theory about being sick and thefucking how bad it is now.
This past year, I don't reallythink it's bad I think a lot of
people are gonna relate to that.
I don't think you guys are.
(20:54):
I don't know why.
Maybe you guys just havefucking immune systems that can
destroy robotic technology I gota four-year-old.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
he brings something home at least once a month.
He's sick with something Runnynose.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, I don't chain my kids to a wall and then send
them in the room all day.
I let them play, yeah, butthey're not going to school,
right?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, they're not going to gymnastics class.
Are you kidding?
The Bucks games, the Brewersgames, no, no, no so you're
saying I don't do shit with mykids.
No, well, I'm saying, you guyshave the virus within you and
you have been trading it witheach other.
But, you're also what.
(21:40):
I'm saying it backs up yourtheory about how your lack of
exposure to germs yeah, familiarto where they forced everyone
to wear masks.
You are masking yourselves bynot, but the old man, he's got
shit, he's going out, you're not.
I mean you got it when you goout and do shit.
I don't know why he doesn't getsick, cause he doesn't.
(22:01):
He's gone out and got he'sdoing.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
he rides the bus, man I walk up to him and he's
sleeping on the couch Fuckingspit in his face.
I just want to see if this shitwill happen.
It doesn't, he still doesn'tget sick.
I share, actually.
I give him my leftover fuckingsmokes all the time when I feel
like they start to taste alittle burnty.
You know the disposable onesI'm like here you go, you can
have that one.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
He and like here you go, you can have that one.
He'll smoke it for a week later.
It's the new shorts man.
It's the new.
Yeah, you pull it out of thefucking.
Let me get shorts on your5,000th date it's true, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'll hit you up in like two weeks.
Dude, I can smell it burningand he's still smoking it.
I'm like tim.
I think that thing is done.
It smells like burnt wax.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
He's disassembling it , dipping it in water.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
The funny part is you're fucking accurate.
You're so right.
I hear him banging it on the Iknow him, listen.
One of the days he was smokingit it wouldn't stop powering up
and you hear it go and he wouldpound it on the table as hard as
he could to stop it and then hewould start smoking it again.
(23:12):
And when it would do that, itwould continue to and not stop
lighting up.
He would pound it again, yeah,and then start smoking it again,
just on the verge of explosionThrow that fucker away.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Dude, I don't know.
Know, I just think and don'ttake this the wrong way, jay I
just think I don't take anythingthe wrong way.
I just think people are builtwith different immune systems
like we're all doing shit allthe time.
My kids always got a littlesniffle.
Nobody in my house ever getssick from it.
My 11 year old's never sickmichelle's 6 000 square foot
(23:50):
house.
I have a house that everyonecan see everyone well, I'll tell
you, your family's not gettingsick from out riding.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Everyone's playing catching I'll tell you that
right now everyone's playingcatching baseball.
You throw a ball and it's allright, immediately catch it, no,
okay, fine, you're right I justeverybody's immune system's
different.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
My family has a different immune system, but
even even we try to record everythursday and how many thursdays
have been in this year so farand this year yeah what like 15,
15 thursdays you've called inmore than seven of them no,
called in sick for two, you orthe kid was sick.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, two, just two, just two yeah just two, I feel
like it's much, much more wellwhenever you say something, you
multiply it by like eight, Ithink sometimes.
So yeah, so yeah, you might beright.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I earn up a lot of immunes because my kid goes to
school and my wife's a schoolteacher, so I get a lot of light
.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And you have a girl, they don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, they're made of powdered sugar and cream puff
flavoring.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
When you have a boy, they fucking, they eat dirt,
they lick dogs assholes.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I went to go take a piss and I see the big fat shit
in the toilet and no toiletpaper.
I got questions when I see thatshit no, toilet paper at all,
no toilet paper and I go.
Logan, did you poop?
He's like I went to the otherbathroom to wipe my ass, he's
like yeah, yeah, I just poopedand I'm like why is there no
toilet paper in here?
(25:32):
He goes oh, dad is a clean poopyeah, I've heard that I know
there's no such thing as a cleanpoop.
A clean poop means you're gonnahave an itchy butt.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's what that means he doesn't white, he
doesn't look at the wipe, hejust you know it feels fine.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, he's like let's go, let it go.
I got a feeling that one didn'tleave anything behind.
It felt strong.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, now I think about this.
A blind person has to wipetheir ass.
How do they know if it's cleanfriction, okay.
So I think your son just didnot have friction, right?
So he's like acting like ablind person.
I'm fine, I'm good to go.
I don't need a wipe.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
He should have flushed though but like who
justifies that decision?
That's funny, though as hell.
I don't know that I've evershit and been like I think I
could get away without wipingwait what you don't?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
you have bidets everywhere, only two, so he just
sprayed his ass a little bit no, he, he went in the simpleton
bathroom, the one for guests.
That's kind of funny though Imean I could.
I imagine your youngest doingthat, dad, don't worry, did you
(26:43):
have to chop it up so youwouldn't flush?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
no, it wasn't that big.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
My, that's the other one that's oh my god.
Why is that?
You know what?
I think it's because kids areyounger.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're, they're um, it's the plastic, the plastic in
the food and all that shit mydad.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
okay, this is what I say.
If you would ever go to my, uh,if you ever go to my party, to
my house, never go there when mydad's cooking a hamburger.
Okay, because what he does whenthe kid shits too bad and it
doesn't flush down the toilet,he'll take a spatula and chop it
up, chop it up and then flushit.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And then put the spatula back into the utensil
drawer to use for later.
Great, Great Jay.
So whenever you guys come toour house for hamburgers, he
needs to have.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You need to get your own man a shitshula.
Remember what is that?
A shit spatula that keeps likein the garage next to the you
hang it right from the side ofthe toilet.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I think he has both.
That was dirty at the time sohe had to use the real spatula.
It's terrible.
So you guys want to come overfor burgers?
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I ain't going to get sick.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So that's kind of what I wanted to speak of, and I
got it off my chest and I feela little bit better Not better
physically, but emotionally.
Yes, I feel a good, better.
So listen to our show.
Please give us a response, giveus a like and let us know how
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sick you really got.
Yeah, obviously, no one elsegets sick but me.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
If you've, ever been sick.
What's the one in a millionchance that you'd meet the one
soulmate in this world who has aweak immune system, just like
you?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
One in a million it happens.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Who has the worst immune system?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
She's shorter than him too.
How, I don't know, she isAlright, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
How I don't know.
She is All right.
That's our show.
Fuck you guys.
We'll be right back.
Top Shelf Stories with J, chris and Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
About the food we eat .
Now I'm talking about the foodyou eat.
If it's so bad that you eatshit that makes you immune to
sickness, you can't get sick I'mbasically, I eat plastic on the
inside.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, I eat beans, okay I eat all different colors.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Types sizes you eat, you don't eat.
Types sizes you eat.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
You're going to sit here and chastise me because my
main source of protein isn'tbeans, just because my wife
didn't decide to become avegetarian and force me into it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
My wife didn't try or become a vegetarian.
Covid made her a vegetarian.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
So now you got to suffer with your fucking
all-bean diet made her avegetarian, so now you gotta
suffer.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, because she orders the fucking meals to go,
the ones that send to your house, and you gotta follow
instructions and 30 minute meals.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
She's seen some Facebook ad that was a
bean-based diet.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Meal time, meal lime, no, all this shit.
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'll do anything for 100 bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, we're on the fucking.
All right, I need some rugsmade, all right.
Here's what I'm offering.
I'm offering you my wife for aday.
What During the summer?
To come in here and just dowhat she does.
She organizes shit like a madwoman and facilitates all that
kind of shit.
The first thing he thought Iwanted to do though is, let her
(01:53):
pick out some scrap carpet andhave one of your guys, or
whatever, turn them into rugs.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So you want to trade my rugs for your wife's labor?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, I think that it would be mutual beneficial.
I think she'd enjoy coming hereand finessing all the mess
that's in the warehouse From allthe threadings and all the
things.
She just does this shit reallygood.
So when you started to say andthen we need rugs and you have
the equipment and spare likefucking scraps of shit when you
(02:27):
started to say that you wouldtrade your wife Tony was smiling
.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And then when you went to cleaning, he didn't care
anymore.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So basically my rugs.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Are you going to force her to be agreeable with
whatever I ask?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
She's her own person.
I'm not sure I can hire her out, to be honest with you, but I'm
trying it off here.
I think she'd go for it and,yeah, I think she'd be agreeable
.
I think she'd be agreeable.
She's pretty agreeable.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Can we wrap her up in a rug and then pull it really
hard and make her fly out of it?
She?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
doesn't mind even cleaning bathrooms.
I would imagine, like for anexchange of goods.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Tony's like I got motherfucking dudes that come
here all the time and do stupidshit like that.
Why would I need your wife?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Finally somebody trying to trade something other
than crack.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, Wait, you got crack too.
Every once in a while somebodywalks in from the alley.
Hey, I'll clean your trash binsfor crack.
Yep.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Y'all got any crack in there, I'll do anything for
some crack.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Let me get five dollars for some crack.
How much does crack cost?
Because I I heard it's gettingcheaper, is it?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
yeah, interesting because inflation inflation goes
up.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Illicit drug take, drug trade.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Prices go down because there's more people
dealing drugs more people die tomake more money drugs from.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think the problem is is uh crack is no longer like
, uh like, as popular as it was,and crack kills like supply and
demand right.
Okay, it's like everybody wantsto fight and all heroin, so
there's crack, like you know.
Give me 20, I'll give you somecrack and then nobody wants it,
(04:06):
you're like, they're like, howabout 1750?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
because so they out.
They out here, like, give metwenty dollars, I'll give you
some crack, and they're going.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But give me fifteen dollars, I'll give you some
crack and I think right now youcould probably you know you got
the right hookup you couldprobably get a rock for about
eight bucks.
I don't have any idea yeah, no,that's what I heard I don't
have that hookup.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I watched, I got this new addiction.
It's called uh, this television.
I mean I watched it twice, butit's probably more tv than I've
watched in a long time is.
I turned it on and it's uh, uh,cop, cop cams, like uh, all
their cop cams or dash cams andtheir shoulder cams or whatever,
I talked about this, the firstepisode on uh three dimes ever.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It's called what is?
Are you talking about body cam,Body cam?
Yeah, you talked about body cam, yes.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So I watched when this lady was going wild out on
the road and they showed the guydo the spike strips and they
cut her down on the spike stripsRight and she kept driving.
She ended up crashing or theyteed her off on the road and
they all surround her likefreeze, freeze, freeze and she's
got her windows up and they'relike unlock the door, unlock the
door, stop reaching, stopreaching.
And she comes out fromunderneath their seat.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's a crack pipe she smoked crack right in front of
the fucking guy.
Well, you know she's gettingarrested.
She wants to be high or she'sgonna get tasered.
She's like, oh yeah, they tookthat girl down.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
They had to like bust in her window and they took her
down that's crazy that you saythat.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, it was the first.
Yeah, it's an old show.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I don't know.
It's the first time in a longtime.
I sat down.
I was like, well, I guess, Iguess I'll turn on the TV.
And I just started looking.
I found it and then I went backto it.
You didn't watch TV at all, notreally dude.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Alright, so let's get into our episode.
Our episode this week is aboutsickness and how COVID has
changed the life of everyone inthe United States.
No, I'm not doing thisEspecially with new skis.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I'm not doing it.
Why?
Because I'm not doing it.
I don't want to talk about thattrash.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm not talking about COVID at all.
It's a fathom sound in my brain.
That was a great intro foreverything I'm going to speak of
now.
I'll just not listen.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's trash.
I didn't agree to this.
My name is Chris.
I did not agree to talk aboutthis trash.
We went.
Is chris?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I did not agree to talk about this trash.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
We went what five years, without talking about
this trash.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm not talking about .
I'm not talking about.
Stop saying this stupid thing.
Are you call it something else?
You hate that word.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't, okay, I don't actually care that much.
Go on, I'm, I'm off mygrandstand.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like I'm talking to like are you, are you
okay here?
Don't ask me, you're one way,and then you're the next way, a
second later.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
The tasteless pepperonis.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
We just ate with the Christmas hat.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
All right, so here's the thing.
Okay, so this year has been theworst year for being sick for
me and I ever experienced in mylife of being alive for over 40
years.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Do you look sick?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
now, do you think it has?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
anything to do with the fact that you have two cats.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
That's called toxoplasma.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Well, here's the thing is.
I don't disagree, it could notbe a fact, but I mean, the cats
are not outside cats, they'reinside cats.
They never go outside.
So if they're getting sick,they're getting sick from
something inside the house.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
so I maybe not, I don't know no, you might be
getting sick from somethinginside the house, and I think it
was about a year and a half totwo years ago here when you just
got two new animals into yourhome did you have any new kids
in the bathroom for six straightmonths?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
you do have a new roommate though do you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I have my father-in-law,so you've been sick, sorry, no,
so here's the thing.
Okay, so this year actually notthis year, the past year, past
year especially has been theworst fucking sickness that I've
experienced, not only myselfbut my family, in my entire life
(08:08):
.
So, first off, my kid got sick,my youngest kid, and he had a
fever for 15 fucking days and,in my recollection, if you have
a fever more than five days,you're supposed to be
hospitalized, especially when itgoes above a certain degree.
His first temperature that I,when he first got sick, his
(08:30):
first temperature that wasrecorded I'm not sure if I have
the best temperature thermometergauges that you can have, but
it was 105.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's wrong, I know it probably was, he would be
dead, I think.
Well, it depends on how longyou have it was 105.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Do you?
That's wrong.
I know it probably would bedead.
I think no.
Well, it depends on how longyou have really no my little
guys had a bunch of 105s.
Yeah, he probably has a badkilometer too.
I mean, did you put up his butt?
Because?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
that's how you get the perfect yeah, always up his
butt, sure you do.
Sometimes he's like what?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
15, right, how old is he?
Well, he's gonna be 16, okay.
So uh did you do that inbetween when he paused his uh,
he's playing a game online orsomething like you.
Take a second, give me of yourass.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah anyway, yeah to the 15 year old.
Can you hold your nuts?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
so I can get this shave your ass a little bit so I
can fit this in there a littleeasier no, my little guy's four
no.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And where else are you gonna put a thermometer on
that kid I?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
don't know, I don't know your kid so no, uh, he's
infrared.
So this is.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
This is where it's not we, we need, we need
something that actually works.
This is your covid issuedinfrared camera this is where it
started.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
You do have to buy a new one, like every three weeks,
so it's fucking ridiculous itstarted with the 105 fever and
then I bring him to the uh, thedoctor immediately.
His doctor's appointment wasalready scheduled for that day.
We went to the doctor and hestarted to faint Like literally.
He turned pale, turned white.
As I was checking him in, as Iwas saying his age.
(10:08):
He starts to faint like fallover, and then I have like six
nurses, whatever come near meand take him to the hospital.
The fucking ambulance came,took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
From the doctor's office.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yes, from the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
That doesn't seem like a very good use of
resources.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
It doesn't seem like you got a very good doctor.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Well, you know what Is this the one next to Tony's
total down there on 27th.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
So he yeah, he gave sperm afterwards.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I guess kids at that age can also really valuable
when they're under supervaluable I mean you get like the
primo quality young sperm,you're gonna fight, I mean dude
it sells like you can, baton,age now my brain to a dragon, my
brain instantly went to like isthat legal?
Can you do that?
Yeah well, you gotta ship it tochina if they'll buy anything.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
My mind is blown.
If they do it themselves,everything is legal, like is is
there a lawsuit anywhere that wecould document?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
yeah, according to the law, you can't milk your
child.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, that's an actual written law, unless they're
milkable.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is fucked.
Keep going.
This is fucked up.
So hospital.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You know hospitals go .
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're there for six hours before you even get any
fucking one coming after theambulance yeah, they fucking
skip it through stoplights.
No shit, we're to get there.
Yeah, do you want to ride withus?
Or are we gonna get going?
Yeah, it took, and then youwait, they fucking skip it
through stoplights.
No shit, we're to get there.
Yeah, do you want to ride withus?
We're going to get going.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, it took.
Then you wait, oh it's waiting.
The whole day was waiting.
Anyway, to make a long storyshort, is this sickness he had?
He had strep throat testedpositive for strep throat with
the swab.
Also, he had some type of aninfluenza.
I think was a or b.
I couldn't one of them, youknow, I think is worse than the
(12:07):
other.
He had one of those two, but hehad both and then it lasted for
fucking 15 fucking days.
That is, that was just hisfucking uh um fever lasted 15
days, not his.
His sickness lasted almost amonth.
Okay, you hear my fucking voiceright now.
You're sick.
Does not sound right, does itNot at all?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Because I'm sick and I've been this way for two weeks
and see you talk all this shitabout the kind of food that we
eat when we have dinner heretogether.
You're the one on beans for a.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I explained this to you in the beginning of food
that we eat when we have dinnerhere together.
You're the one on beans for a.
I explained this to you in thebeginning of the podcast and
you're the one who's always sick.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Didn't I explain this to you?
Maybe you need fucking protein,did I?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
not explain Like real protein.
I explained this to you in thebeginning of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
You get you either start eating meat or start
sucking dick.
It's the only way you're goingto get better.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I need to start eating flaccid food with plastic
and fucking Preservatives bro.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
It preserves your insides.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Everybody knows that.
All these chemicals in there.
I'm like 30% nitrates I willget natural diseases that you
can't get because you're partrobot.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, because I eat food product.
It's different.
No, you're part robot.
Yeah, because I eat foodproduct.
It's different.
No, you eat food plastic.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Built different Literally.
You don't even take it out ofthe, you don't even take it out
of the plastic.
Tony, sometimes, sometimes, Ijust melt it in the microwave.
I don't even know.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
It shrinks it all in.
It's like chicken skin man.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's like don't worry about taking it out of the
package, Put it in the microwave, It'll come out ready to eat
immediately.
You don't even need a plate.
You could eat the plate.
It tastes just like Okay.
So kid's been sick forever, andthen I think the rest of our
family gets sick.
You're not calling into work.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
You don't have to cough while you're talking.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'm trying not to really to be honest, I'm so sick
.
And then just recently my otherson.
He's had a fever for the lastsix days.
Nothing came up from thedoctors no strep, no influenza,
(14:25):
just the common virus.
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I think that's a doctor's way of copping out of
having to do doctor work.
They look at your kid andthey're like that's a virus,
there's nothing we can really dofor it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I looked at the charts.
The nurses were in and I lookedat the charts and yeah, we're
not quite sure what's wrong withyour kid?
I'm gonna write a prescriptionfor this stuff my buddy told me
I get a hundred bucks when Iwrite prescriptions, for I want
you to take them twice a day andno athletic sports for three
(15:00):
weeks.
What that's not in the writing,that has never heard of that
before and no athletic sportsfor three weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
What that is not in the writing.
That has never heard of thatbefore.
No, son of a bitch.
Now I'm starting to cough morebecause I'm talking about it.
You see, maybe that's mental,maybe it is mental.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's coming.
The calls are coming fromwithin the home.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
So last week my mother had a birthday party.
On Saturday my brother wentthere.
He said this is Dan's actualwords.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Why Do tell me why?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, this is actual words that I told Dan.
I'm like Dan, you got every,because there was not only my
family but other people that gotsick too.
I'm like Dan, you got Danbrother is my brother's name.
Dan you got everyone sick whenyou went to mom's birthday party
.
He's like, uh-uh, I was sickwhen I went there.
(16:00):
I was coughing all over.
I'm like, yeah, that's how youget people fucking sick.
He's like, no, I was alreadysick.
I didn't know how to explain tohim.
That is how you start asickness and you were trying to
get me to hire this guy.
No, I just said that, if youwanted to, you know a grunt to
walk around your place and cleanit up, dan doesn't understand
(16:23):
that you have to be sick tostart to get somebody else sick,
dan doesn't understand that youhave to be sick to start to get
somebody else sick.
So after the last week Saturday, my wife still is now sick.
She slept for two days.
Won't eat any meat, that's forsure.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Won't even eat beans now.
Well, I better get sick now,because I don't want to be sick
in two weeks.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right now it's just a little lingering cough, don't
worry.
Don't worry, child, you're fine.
But to me, all this shit thatI'm coming, I'm breaking this
shit down for you guys, is thefact that this had to do with, I
think, all the shit's comingback from the covid shit, where
everyone took every precautionnot to get sick and now that
(17:12):
everyone's starting to fuckingblow boogers on the fucking
walls because they don't careanymore, again back to normal.
Uh, all the shit's multipliedtenfold because now that's not
true.
I took no precaution duringcovid uh, you didn't, but uh, 98
percent of the world did.
Yeah, I wasn't sick ever, okay.
(17:33):
So, tony, tell me about thisthough 98 of the world taking
precautions, masks, not standingnext to someone you're telling
me.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I work for the two percenters because none of my
customers wore masks.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Tony, you got sick.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I went on hundreds of estimates and worked every day
during COVID.
I did too In people's houses.
I never got sick.
You got sick?
Well, I did get sick, but Ididn't know it.
Well, god damn it, I had totake a test to travel.
And they're like, oh shit, yougot COVID and I'm like huh hey
that's something.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You're a fucking robot or something.
You're not even real.
That's why, Like you werepretending like you had a sore
neck I think you were out ofbattery.
You were charging yourselfright over there.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
No charger.
I do only got 38% thoughSolar-powered charger that's
dangerously low.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
My question to both of you and Chris.
You don't have to answerbecause you don't want to even
hear it.
Does that even resonate withyou?
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, people yeah, they limited themselves from
getting germs, so then now theycan't fight any viruses.
So that makes sense.
But I think it's more like Isaid, I think your house is
getting it.
It's going to be the next housenext.
You probably got me or Tonysick now, and then we'll spread
(18:59):
it in our households.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I've been on antibiotics for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know if that means anything for me.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They say after 24 hours on antibiotics, you're on.
I don't know if that meansanything for me.
They say, after 24 hours onantibiotics, you're un.
I don't really care,uncontagious, uncontagious.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
What's the word for that?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
There you go.
Thank you, contagious.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Is your kid better now?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, the one is still sick.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
What about her dad that's there?
Does he get sick?
That dude can is still sick.
What about her dad that's there?
Does he get sick that?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
dude can't get sick.
Exactly, he has Tony's blood.
He does not get sick.
He had surgery to fix a hip.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
So yeah, he's out there taking the bus and you
guys are just bringing you guysin the sicknesses from the bus
all the journeys.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I watched that guy eat a whole jar of peanut butter
with just his fingers, that'sfine.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I watched him open a can of tuna with a hammer After
cleaning a bucket of mud thathas been sitting there for two
weeks.
Then started to eat the peanutbutter without washing his hands
.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
That dude does not get sick.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm looking at him like he's doing better than you
guys are in that little house.
Hell to hell, you got going.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Well, I have another.
The cat's sneezing too.
I have two other sons.
One is not sick and the otherone never comes out of his room.
So I definitely the oldest onedoesn't come out of his room, no
, he just plays video games allday long.
So I know he's not going to getsick.
But the youngest one, whichalways gets sick, never hasn't.
So I don't want to jinx shitand knock on some wood for me,
(20:33):
guys, because that's a fuckingdeath of me.
When that kid gets sick it isthe death.
But I know anyone listeningright now can relate to my
theory about being sick and thefucking how bad it is now.
This past year, I don't reallythink it's bad I think a lot of
people are gonna relate to that.
I don't think you guys are.
(20:54):
I don't know why.
Maybe you guys just havefucking immune systems that can
destroy robotic technology I gota four-year-old.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
he brings something home at least once a month.
He's sick with something Runnynose.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, I don't chain my kids to a wall and then send
them in the room all day.
I let them play, yeah, butthey're not going to school,
right?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
No, they're not going to gymnastics class.
Are you kidding?
The Bucks games, the Brewersgames, no, no, no so you're
saying I don't do shit with mykids.
No, well, I'm saying, you guyshave the virus within you and
you have been trading it witheach other.
But, you're also what.
(21:40):
I'm saying it backs up yourtheory about how your lack of
exposure to germs yeah, familiarto where they forced everyone
to wear masks.
You are masking yourselves bynot, but the old man, he's got
shit, he's going out, you're not.
I mean you got it when you goout and do shit.
I don't know why he doesn't getsick, cause he doesn't.
(22:01):
He's gone out and got he'sdoing.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
he rides the bus, man I walk up to him and he's
sleeping on the couch Fuckingspit in his face.
I just want to see if this shitwill happen.
It doesn't, he still doesn'tget sick.
I share, actually.
I give him my leftover fuckingsmokes all the time when I feel
like they start to taste alittle burnty.
You know the disposable onesI'm like here you go, you can
have that one.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
He and like here you go, you can have that one.
He'll smoke it for a week later.
It's the new shorts man.
It's the new.
Yeah, you pull it out of thefucking.
Let me get shorts on your5,000th date it's true, dude.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I'll hit you up in like two weeks.
Dude, I can smell it burningand he's still smoking it.
I'm like tim.
I think that thing is done.
It smells like burnt wax.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
He's disassembling it , dipping it in water.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
The funny part is you're fucking accurate.
You're so right.
I hear him banging it on the Iknow him, listen.
One of the days he was smokingit it wouldn't stop powering up
and you hear it go and he wouldpound it on the table as hard as
he could to stop it and then hewould start smoking it again.
(23:12):
And when it would do that, itwould continue to and not stop
lighting up.
He would pound it again, yeah,and then start smoking it again,
just on the verge of explosionThrow that fucker away.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Dude, I don't know.
Know, I just think and don'ttake this the wrong way, jay I
just think I don't take anythingthe wrong way.
I just think people are builtwith different immune systems
like we're all doing shit allthe time.
My kids always got a littlesniffle.
Nobody in my house ever getssick from it.
My 11 year old's never sickmichelle's 6 000 square foot
(23:50):
house.
I have a house that everyonecan see everyone well, I'll tell
you, your family's not gettingsick from out riding.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Everyone's playing catching I'll tell you that
right now everyone's playingcatching baseball.
You throw a ball and it's allright, immediately catch it, no,
okay, fine, you're right I justeverybody's immune system's
different.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
My family has a different immune system, but
even even we try to record everythursday and how many thursdays
have been in this year so farand this year yeah what like 15,
15 thursdays you've called inmore than seven of them no,
called in sick for two, you orthe kid was sick.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, two, just two, just two yeah just two, I feel
like it's much, much more wellwhenever you say something, you
multiply it by like eight, Ithink sometimes.
So yeah, so yeah, you might beright.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I earn up a lot of immunes because my kid goes to
school and my wife's a schoolteacher, so I get a lot of light
.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And you have a girl, they don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, they're made of powdered sugar and cream puff
flavoring.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
When you have a boy, they fucking, they eat dirt,
they lick dogs assholes.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I went to go take a piss and I see the big fat shit
in the toilet and no toiletpaper.
I got questions when I see thatshit no, toilet paper at all,
no toilet paper and I go.
Logan, did you poop?
He's like I went to the otherbathroom to wipe my ass, he's
like yeah, yeah, I just poopedand I'm like why is there no
toilet paper in here?
(25:32):
He goes oh, dad is a clean poopyeah, I've heard that I know
there's no such thing as a cleanpoop.
A clean poop means you're gonnahave an itchy butt.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's what that means he doesn't white, he
doesn't look at the wipe, hejust you know it feels fine.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
No, he's like let's go, let it go.
I got a feeling that one didn'tleave anything behind.
It felt strong.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Okay, now I think about this.
A blind person has to wipetheir ass.
How do they know if it's cleanfriction, okay.
So I think your son just didnot have friction, right?
So he's like acting like ablind person.
I'm fine, I'm good to go.
I don't need a wipe.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
He should have flushed though but like who
justifies that decision?
That's funny, though as hell.
I don't know that I've evershit and been like I think I
could get away without wipingwait what you don't?
Speaker 2 (26:23):
you have bidets everywhere, only two, so he just
sprayed his ass a little bit no, he, he went in the simpleton
bathroom, the one for guests.
That's kind of funny though Imean I could.
I imagine your youngest doingthat, dad, don't worry, did you
(26:43):
have to chop it up so youwouldn't flush?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
no, it wasn't that big.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
My, that's the other one that's oh my god.
Why is that?
You know what?
I think it's because kids areyounger.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're, they're um, it's the plastic, the plastic in
the food and all that shit mydad.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
okay, this is what I say.
If you would ever go to my, uh,if you ever go to my party, to
my house, never go there when mydad's cooking a hamburger.
Okay, because what he does whenthe kid shits too bad and it
doesn't flush down the toilet,he'll take a spatula and chop it
up, chop it up and then flushit.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And then put the spatula back into the utensil
drawer to use for later.
Great, Great Jay.
So whenever you guys come toour house for hamburgers, he
needs to have.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You need to get your own man a shitshula.
Remember what is that?
A shit spatula that keeps likein the garage next to the you
hang it right from the side ofthe toilet.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
I think he has both.
That was dirty at the time sohe had to use the real spatula.
It's terrible.
So you guys want to come overfor burgers?
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I ain't going to get sick.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So that's kind of what I wanted to speak of, and I
got it off my chest and I feela little bit better Not better
physically, but emotionally.
Yes, I feel a good, better.
So listen to our show.
Please give us a response, giveus a like and let us know how
(28:21):
sick you really got.
Yeah, obviously, no one elsegets sick but me.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
If you've, ever been sick.
What's the one in a millionchance that you'd meet the one
soulmate in this world who has aweak immune system, just like
you?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
One in a million it happens.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Who has the worst immune system?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
She's shorter than him too.
How, I don't know, she isAlright, that's.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
How I don't know.
She is All right.
That's our show.
Fuck you guys.
We'll be right back.
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