March 28, 2025 • 17 mins
This episode dives into a hilarious and chaotic night in Las Vegas, where a lost phone leads to a comical ransom attempt. The adventures share the laughter and camaraderie of friends navigating drunken mischief, revealing the unpredictable nature of fun in Sin City.
• Tales of drunk antics and unforgettable moments
• A frantic search for a lost phone in a casino
• The amusing phone ransom twist that unfolds
• Unexpected tension and comedy in the phone negotiations
• The value of friendship amidst chaos and laughter
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
top shelf stories with jay, chris and tony.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Once upon a time.
I was waiting for you to sayanything.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm sitting in a Las Vegas casino.
My brother next to me, my friendon the other side of me, my
brother on the other end of thetable, two brothers, two
brothers with me and I'm sittingthere playing and my wife and
my friend's wife are out out inthese streets, out in vegas,
(00:56):
just getting hammered.
Okay, just they come up andthey're in that hammered state
where they're still happy, wherenobody's crying.
Yet it's my favorite part yougot criers as drunks.
Well, there's three stages.
Well, there's, there's actually, like my wife's, not a crying
(01:17):
drunk, apparently the other girlis I definitely couldn't see
your wife crying yeah peaked itshead out later.
But uh, my wife's a very happydrunk, and then at a certain
point something happens to hereyes stamps, they get cross-eyed
and she passes out one of themstarts.
(01:37):
One of them starts trying tolook around the back of her head
for a minute.
That's when I know it's beentoo much.
It's called.
It's called glass eye and thenat a certain point she looks me
dead in my face, doesn't matterwhere we are, who we're with,
who's listening, could be a kidpresent, doesn't matter.
She just looks at me with thewith, with the fire in her eyes,
(02:02):
and goes I'm gonna suck yourdick.
And then I'm like, okay, I'mclean and puke.
That's what I know.
It's.
It's too late.
That's hilarious.
It's too late.
I could have saved her 10minutes earlier, but now it's
too late so she's a liar, drunkliar you know, she's never been
(02:22):
drunk and told me she was gonnasuck my dick, and actually
sucked it what a tease do youjust remember this?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
when she's drunk just remember the same.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And then she's like oh, I'm sorry, I didn't actually
suck it, no, she she went bythe time she says it she has no
memory of being anywhere and soshe never remembered.
You ever said hey, rememberwhen you said it's just the next
morning.
She's like what happened totuesday, you know you.
You're like hey, you owe me like1600, dick sucks for all the
(02:54):
times you were drunk no, it'sonly happened like three times
oh, you made it sound like she'sonly got past the point of no
return.
But on this particular timewe're sitting we're actually
sitting at a mississippi studtable.
Everybody's raking into cash,except me story of my life and
uh, we see these two drunk whitegirls walking up and we know
(03:17):
it's ours and they are fuckinghammered.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're causing a scene everywhere they walk
hammered.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We see them from afar , walking toward us down the
aisle, stopping to randomlydance to no music, holding each
other's hands, skipping to andfro it's really quite the deal,
sure and she walks up to thetable and she says I heard
there's a bar somewhere in thiscasino that has cheap martinis.
(03:50):
And the bartender points themin the opposite direction and
they go.
We're going on our merry way.
So about five minutes latermine comes back to me.
She says hey, I lost my phone.
Oh no, and I said well, lasttime I remember you having your
(04:12):
phone was when you were at theother bar and you were texting
me that there's a guy beingsuper creepy by you, but you
think you can handle it.
Oh, no, by you, but you thinkyou can handle it.
(04:34):
And I texted you.
I texted you back and I got noresponse.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So I would be led to believe he's not in your phone
that it's at that bar, or hestole it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So her and her friend , you know, prance away.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Whatever the fuck they're doing, they're still
happy at this bar, at thiscasino, a different bar at the
casino no, so so this, thiscasino, it's former formerly
bally's.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's currently the horseshoe.
And if you go right out thefront door there's this little
kind of bizarre area.
It's like little shops and youknow you need some tchotchkes or
a picture of you fucking greenscreened in front of the
Bellagio or whatever.
There's all these little shopsout there and there's a little
(05:21):
bar out there and that's wherethey were drinking and the
casino bar is the one with thecheap martinis.
So they were heading towardthat way.
When I say cheap martinis,we're talking under $20 for a
singular drink.
So they're trying to head overto this place and I tell them I
think you left it at that lastbar because you didn't respond
(05:41):
to my last text and it's got tobe out there.
So she calls that bar andthey're like we'll check the
lost and found and call you backand we're like this is like a
little nine-seat outdoor bar.
I'm like ain't, nobody got thisfucking phone Right.
So she goes in between the twobars.
(06:02):
I did go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go check thatbathroom, like all right, good
I've.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you had the iphone , you could just find my phone I
don't want that shit on myphone well, you could, you, you
have that you have that, but goon chris.
You just call chris up.
You'll be like, hey, this ishow you do to find your phone.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You have that but uh, she goes prancing away looking
for it and she can't find itanywhere.
So she goes back to the bar andwhile she's on her way back to
the first bar to go look forherself if she dropped it
underground or something thatbar calls me, and they go.
We checked the lost and foundno sign of this phone it's nice
(06:43):
of them to call back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm like all right more than you should expect yeah
.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So all the guys are talking and they're like, yeah,
she must have left it in thebathroom.
So I decide to start callingthe phone over and over and over
sure because when I call it, itcomes up on the screen as hubby
and not like whatever you know.
Joe Smith or whatever or just arandom number?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Bitch comes up as bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So I come up as hubby .
So if it is a good Samaritan.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You would answer hubby.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So I call over and over and over and a chick
answers, answers and she goes.
I'm not your wife, but I foundthis phone in the bathroom
sitting on top of the toiletpaper holder in the bathroom at
the horseshoe casino, and I said.
I said that's where I am.
(07:36):
I said where are you?
I'll come get it and I take off.
She was about 15 feet from me.
Well, really fit 15 Vegas feet.
So like a city block it's like acity block away and, uh, I
grabbed the phone from her andthen I got the phone on me.
(08:01):
I walked back to the table.
All the guys are like, oh shit,you found it already.
And guys are like, oh shit, youfound it already.
And I'm like, yeah, piece ofcake, and I'm sitting there
waiting for her to come backfrom this fuel bar.
You know the bar outside thecasino.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I see her friend, who she's with who's?
You know the friend I'm playingcards with wife who's sitting
next to me, and it starts.
It starts ringing her name, samstarts ringing, sam's calling,
sam's calling.
So I answer the phone and Ijust go.
I got your phone.
I want $100 for it back.
(08:43):
And then, sam, she doesn'trecognize my voice because she's
fucking hammer drunk.
And she goes Michelle, someguy's got your phone and he
wants $100.
And Michelle's like tell himwe'll pay it.
And she goes, we'll pay it.
(09:06):
And I'm like you're goddamnright.
And she goes where do you wantto meet?
And now here I'm thinking thisis going to be hilarious, right,
because we're at this tablethat is directly in front of the
gigantic cashier station.
Sure, okay, they know this.
(09:28):
They were just by us, thiscashier's right there.
They know where this is.
And I said I'm standing next toa card table in front of the
cashier at the Horseshoe Casinoin Las Vegas, nevada, and they
go, we're in the Horseshoe.
(09:49):
And I said, good, find thecashier booth.
And I hung up.
Okay, they call me back aminute later and I said are you
by the cashier booth?
I know damn well they're not.
Yeah, I know what I'm lookingfor and they're like we cannot
(10:10):
find the cashier booth and Isaid you better ask somebody.
And I hung up again everybodyat the table's fucking cracking
up.
The dealer can't even fuckingthe dealer can't even deal out
the cards right now.
Then they call back and they go.
I don't know who you are, butI'm in the horseshoe casino.
(10:34):
I cannot find the cashier.
Can you tell me where it is?
I said if you want this fuckingphone back, you'll get my $100
and you'll figure out where thegoddamn cashier booth is.
And I hung up.
I don't believe this story.
So they call back again andthey're like where is the
(10:59):
cashier booth?
And I said it's in the middleof the casino.
I said find somebody with aname tag on and ask them.
They'll point you to where itis.
I said it's right by all thecard tables.
Now that should have sparkedsomething off in their head,
going my husband's at the cartables, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
But they would have no idea that you would have the
phone.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Right and why isn't Michelle grabbing the phone by?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
this point when they're talking about her phone,
because it's Sam's phonethey're calling from.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So Sam's not giving Michelle the phone Right.
And Sam said all right, girl,deal with this guy, it's your
phone.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So at this point they should be calling me, or sam
should be calling her husbandsaying, hey, the guy who has
michelle's phone is right by allthe card tables.
You guys are on the card tablejust go get it, we don't have to
pay this phone.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Give him a hundred dollars don't even give him a
hundred bucks.
Fuck that guy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You're a bunch of guys and and uh, I hang up on
her again and they call back andsam, and sam is yelling at me
now going why are you holdingthis phone for ransom?
And I said, because I'm broke Ineed a hundred dollars.
And I happen to have this phone.
(12:14):
And I hang up again.
Everybody at the like,everybody, they're like laughing
and cheering as I'm tormentingthese women in the background.
So so not only are theylistening to me be super direct,
mildly rude and extorting themfor money, but they're also
(12:37):
hearing 10 people laughinghysterically in the background
at this.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
How far away are they from you?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
At this point.
I can see them on the other endof the casino walking in
circles.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You can see them.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They have no idea.
Oh, this is great, and Sam goesand Sam says to me she goes,
she goes.
Well, we're right by the frontentrance and everybody at the
table because now they're onspeakerphone.
Everybody at the table islooking at them and you can see
them down there just lookingaround.
The cashier's booth is 40 feetlong and it's made out of gold.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I've been to this casino, I know of this.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And they're going.
We cannot find the cashier'sbooth, sam goes, I'll give you
300 if you come to us.
And I said.
I said, look, lady, the ball'sin my court and I hung up again
and oh, you got 300 bucks, lady.
It's 300 to get your phone nowand so now, now I get like my
(13:44):
eighth phone call from them andI can see their.
They are walking closer and anduh, now it's michelle on the
phone and she's screaming.
Where I can hear her yellingwith my ear and the phone on the
other ear and there's like ayou know like a quarter second
(14:08):
delay.
So it's kind of fucked up andechoey in my head and she goes
give me back my fucking phone,you fucking piece of shit and
she's, she's fucking yelling andI'm laughing so fucking speaker
for everyone around you tohear it.
I'm laughing so fucking hard onthe inside, but on the outside
(14:33):
I go.
I said something along thelines of you got two minutes to
find the cashier booth, or I'mthrowing this phone in a fucking
garbage can, or I'm killing thephone and I hang up again.
So my wife starts walkingtoward me now at a fucking pace
(14:56):
and she's walking at this paceand coming directly up to me to
get me to have her back and togo get this fucking phone back
from this fucking asshole that'sgot her phone and as she's
walking toward me, she's callingit.
I'm holding her phone just inthe air.
I'm not looking at her, I'm notpaying her any attention, but
(15:19):
I'm just holding it in the airwhile I'm still playing my game.
No phones at the table so Ican't set it down.
I'm just holding it so she cansee her cover, sure, while she's
walking toward me and she goes,somebody's got my fucking phone
and I'm like, yeah, it's me andshe's like you mother she's
like you, mother, she's like howcould you do that to us?
(15:42):
And I said how can you notrecognize my voice on the phone?
Ryan's laughter in thebackground, like you had all the
clues.
Unbelievable dude and can youbelieve, after all, that she
didn't give me my hundreddollars?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
what are you looking for?
Good one, jay we gotta tell youwhat the fuck you're talking
about a point at the board, thatmeans cue the music.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Motherfucker.
You could tell the story wascoming to an end.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That was great, so yeah, anyway, you didn't get
your hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I didn't get my hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think she's hit me up for a payment plan I think
you, she owes you three becauseyou brought it to her I think so
that actually sounded like askit from a movie like that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Was that perfect?
It could have been on a movielike you did a great job
explaining that like you soundedlike you took your time to
figure out how you're going topresent this to us well, I just
told the true story thathappened to me last week.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That was listen I tried.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Really the highlight of my trip listen, I tried, I
tried telling true stories allthe time and they end up
sounding like bullshit.
That was amazing, tony,congratulations.
Thank you, tony.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Thank you Great.
See you guys next time.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Hit us up on the internets.
top shelf stories with jay, chris and tony.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Once upon a time.
I was waiting for you to sayanything.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm sitting in a Las Vegas casino.
My brother next to me, my friendon the other side of me, my
brother on the other end of thetable, two brothers, two
brothers with me and I'm sittingthere playing and my wife and
my friend's wife are out out inthese streets, out in vegas,
(00:56):
just getting hammered.
Okay, just they come up andthey're in that hammered state
where they're still happy, wherenobody's crying.
Yet it's my favorite part yougot criers as drunks.
Well, there's three stages.
Well, there's, there's actually, like my wife's, not a crying
(01:17):
drunk, apparently the other girlis I definitely couldn't see
your wife crying yeah peaked itshead out later.
But uh, my wife's a very happydrunk, and then at a certain
point something happens to hereyes stamps, they get cross-eyed
and she passes out one of themstarts.
(01:37):
One of them starts trying tolook around the back of her head
for a minute.
That's when I know it's beentoo much.
It's called.
It's called glass eye and thenat a certain point she looks me
dead in my face, doesn't matterwhere we are, who we're with,
who's listening, could be a kidpresent, doesn't matter.
She just looks at me with thewith, with the fire in her eyes,
(02:02):
and goes I'm gonna suck yourdick.
And then I'm like, okay, I'mclean and puke.
That's what I know.
It's.
It's too late.
That's hilarious.
It's too late.
I could have saved her 10minutes earlier, but now it's
too late so she's a liar, drunkliar you know, she's never been
(02:22):
drunk and told me she was gonnasuck my dick, and actually
sucked it what a tease do youjust remember this?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
when she's drunk just remember the same.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And then she's like oh, I'm sorry, I didn't actually
suck it, no, she she went bythe time she says it she has no
memory of being anywhere and soshe never remembered.
You ever said hey, rememberwhen you said it's just the next
morning.
She's like what happened totuesday, you know you.
You're like hey, you owe me like1600, dick sucks for all the
(02:54):
times you were drunk no, it'sonly happened like three times
oh, you made it sound like she'sonly got past the point of no
return.
But on this particular timewe're sitting we're actually
sitting at a mississippi studtable.
Everybody's raking into cash,except me story of my life and
uh, we see these two drunk whitegirls walking up and we know
(03:17):
it's ours and they are fuckinghammered.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They're causing a scene everywhere they walk
hammered.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We see them from afar , walking toward us down the
aisle, stopping to randomlydance to no music, holding each
other's hands, skipping to andfro it's really quite the deal,
sure and she walks up to thetable and she says I heard
there's a bar somewhere in thiscasino that has cheap martinis.
(03:50):
And the bartender points themin the opposite direction and
they go.
We're going on our merry way.
So about five minutes latermine comes back to me.
She says hey, I lost my phone.
Oh no, and I said well, lasttime I remember you having your
(04:12):
phone was when you were at theother bar and you were texting
me that there's a guy beingsuper creepy by you, but you
think you can handle it.
Oh, no, by you, but you thinkyou can handle it.
(04:34):
And I texted you.
I texted you back and I got noresponse.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So I would be led to believe he's not in your phone
that it's at that bar, or hestole it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So her and her friend , you know, prance away.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Whatever the fuck they're doing, they're still
happy at this bar, at thiscasino, a different bar at the
casino no, so so this, thiscasino, it's former formerly
bally's.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's currently the horseshoe.
And if you go right out thefront door there's this little
kind of bizarre area.
It's like little shops and youknow you need some tchotchkes or
a picture of you fucking greenscreened in front of the
Bellagio or whatever.
There's all these little shopsout there and there's a little
(05:21):
bar out there and that's wherethey were drinking and the
casino bar is the one with thecheap martinis.
So they were heading towardthat way.
When I say cheap martinis,we're talking under $20 for a
singular drink.
So they're trying to head overto this place and I tell them I
think you left it at that lastbar because you didn't respond
(05:41):
to my last text and it's got tobe out there.
So she calls that bar andthey're like we'll check the
lost and found and call you backand we're like this is like a
little nine-seat outdoor bar.
I'm like ain't, nobody got thisfucking phone Right.
So she goes in between the twobars.
(06:02):
I did go to the bathroom.
I'm gonna go check thatbathroom, like all right, good
I've.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you had the iphone , you could just find my phone I
don't want that shit on myphone well, you could, you, you
have that you have that, but goon chris.
You just call chris up.
You'll be like, hey, this ishow you do to find your phone.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
You have that but uh, she goes prancing away looking
for it and she can't find itanywhere.
So she goes back to the bar andwhile she's on her way back to
the first bar to go look forherself if she dropped it
underground or something thatbar calls me, and they go.
We checked the lost and foundno sign of this phone it's nice
(06:43):
of them to call back.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm like all right more than you should expect yeah
.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So all the guys are talking and they're like, yeah,
she must have left it in thebathroom.
So I decide to start callingthe phone over and over and over
sure because when I call it, itcomes up on the screen as hubby
and not like whatever you know.
Joe Smith or whatever or just arandom number?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Bitch comes up as bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So I come up as hubby .
So if it is a good Samaritan.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You would answer hubby.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So I call over and over and over and a chick
answers, answers and she goes.
I'm not your wife, but I foundthis phone in the bathroom
sitting on top of the toiletpaper holder in the bathroom at
the horseshoe casino, and I said.
I said that's where I am.
(07:36):
I said where are you?
I'll come get it and I take off.
She was about 15 feet from me.
Well, really fit 15 Vegas feet.
So like a city block it's like acity block away and, uh, I
grabbed the phone from her andthen I got the phone on me.
(08:01):
I walked back to the table.
All the guys are like, oh shit,you found it already.
And guys are like, oh shit, youfound it already.
And I'm like, yeah, piece ofcake, and I'm sitting there
waiting for her to come backfrom this fuel bar.
You know the bar outside thecasino.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I see her friend, who she's with who's?
You know the friend I'm playingcards with wife who's sitting
next to me, and it starts.
It starts ringing her name, samstarts ringing, sam's calling,
sam's calling.
So I answer the phone and Ijust go.
I got your phone.
I want $100 for it back.
(08:43):
And then, sam, she doesn'trecognize my voice because she's
fucking hammer drunk.
And she goes Michelle, someguy's got your phone and he
wants $100.
And Michelle's like tell himwe'll pay it.
And she goes, we'll pay it.
(09:06):
And I'm like you're goddamnright.
And she goes where do you wantto meet?
And now here I'm thinking thisis going to be hilarious, right,
because we're at this tablethat is directly in front of the
gigantic cashier station.
Sure, okay, they know this.
(09:28):
They were just by us, thiscashier's right there.
They know where this is.
And I said I'm standing next toa card table in front of the
cashier at the Horseshoe Casinoin Las Vegas, nevada, and they
go, we're in the Horseshoe.
(09:49):
And I said, good, find thecashier booth.
And I hung up.
Okay, they call me back aminute later and I said are you
by the cashier booth?
I know damn well they're not.
Yeah, I know what I'm lookingfor and they're like we cannot
(10:10):
find the cashier booth and Isaid you better ask somebody.
And I hung up again everybodyat the table's fucking cracking
up.
The dealer can't even fuckingthe dealer can't even deal out
the cards right now.
Then they call back and they go.
I don't know who you are, butI'm in the horseshoe casino.
(10:34):
I cannot find the cashier.
Can you tell me where it is?
I said if you want this fuckingphone back, you'll get my $100
and you'll figure out where thegoddamn cashier booth is.
And I hung up.
I don't believe this story.
So they call back again andthey're like where is the
(10:59):
cashier booth?
And I said it's in the middleof the casino.
I said find somebody with aname tag on and ask them.
They'll point you to where itis.
I said it's right by all thecard tables.
Now that should have sparkedsomething off in their head,
going my husband's at the cartables, yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
But they would have no idea that you would have the
phone.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Right and why isn't Michelle grabbing the phone by?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
this point when they're talking about her phone,
because it's Sam's phonethey're calling from.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
So Sam's not giving Michelle the phone Right.
And Sam said all right, girl,deal with this guy, it's your
phone.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So at this point they should be calling me, or sam
should be calling her husbandsaying, hey, the guy who has
michelle's phone is right by allthe card tables.
You guys are on the card tablejust go get it, we don't have to
pay this phone.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Give him a hundred dollars don't even give him a
hundred bucks.
Fuck that guy.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You're a bunch of guys and and uh, I hang up on
her again and they call back andsam, and sam is yelling at me
now going why are you holdingthis phone for ransom?
And I said, because I'm broke Ineed a hundred dollars.
And I happen to have this phone.
(12:14):
And I hang up again.
Everybody at the like,everybody, they're like laughing
and cheering as I'm tormentingthese women in the background.
So so not only are theylistening to me be super direct,
mildly rude and extorting themfor money, but they're also
(12:37):
hearing 10 people laughinghysterically in the background
at this.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
How far away are they from you?
Speaker 2 (12:44):
At this point.
I can see them on the other endof the casino walking in
circles.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You can see them.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They have no idea.
Oh, this is great, and Sam goesand Sam says to me she goes,
she goes.
Well, we're right by the frontentrance and everybody at the
table because now they're onspeakerphone.
Everybody at the table islooking at them and you can see
them down there just lookingaround.
The cashier's booth is 40 feetlong and it's made out of gold.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I've been to this casino, I know of this.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
And they're going.
We cannot find the cashier'sbooth, sam goes, I'll give you
300 if you come to us.
And I said.
I said, look, lady, the ball'sin my court and I hung up again
and oh, you got 300 bucks, lady.
It's 300 to get your phone nowand so now, now I get like my
(13:44):
eighth phone call from them andI can see their.
They are walking closer and anduh, now it's michelle on the
phone and she's screaming.
Where I can hear her yellingwith my ear and the phone on the
other ear and there's like ayou know like a quarter second
(14:08):
delay.
So it's kind of fucked up andechoey in my head and she goes
give me back my fucking phone,you fucking piece of shit and
she's, she's fucking yelling andI'm laughing so fucking speaker
for everyone around you tohear it.
I'm laughing so fucking hard onthe inside, but on the outside
(14:33):
I go.
I said something along thelines of you got two minutes to
find the cashier booth, or I'mthrowing this phone in a fucking
garbage can, or I'm killing thephone and I hang up again.
So my wife starts walkingtoward me now at a fucking pace
(14:56):
and she's walking at this paceand coming directly up to me to
get me to have her back and togo get this fucking phone back
from this fucking asshole that'sgot her phone and as she's
walking toward me, she's callingit.
I'm holding her phone just inthe air.
I'm not looking at her, I'm notpaying her any attention, but
(15:19):
I'm just holding it in the airwhile I'm still playing my game.
No phones at the table so Ican't set it down.
I'm just holding it so she cansee her cover, sure, while she's
walking toward me and she goes,somebody's got my fucking phone
and I'm like, yeah, it's me andshe's like you mother she's
like you, mother, she's like howcould you do that to us?
(15:42):
And I said how can you notrecognize my voice on the phone?
Ryan's laughter in thebackground, like you had all the
clues.
Unbelievable dude and can youbelieve, after all, that she
didn't give me my hundreddollars?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
what are you looking for?
Good one, jay we gotta tell youwhat the fuck you're talking
about a point at the board, thatmeans cue the music.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Motherfucker.
You could tell the story wascoming to an end.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
That was great, so yeah, anyway, you didn't get
your hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I didn't get my hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I think she's hit me up for a payment plan I think
you, she owes you three becauseyou brought it to her I think so
that actually sounded like askit from a movie like that.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Was that perfect?
It could have been on a movielike you did a great job
explaining that like you soundedlike you took your time to
figure out how you're going topresent this to us well, I just
told the true story thathappened to me last week.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
That was listen I tried.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Really the highlight of my trip listen, I tried, I
tried telling true stories allthe time and they end up
sounding like bullshit.
That was amazing, tony,congratulations.
Thank you, tony.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Thank you Great.
See you guys next time.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Hit us up on the internets.
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