191. Carbonated Cream Of Mushroom Latte

Lords: * Chris * Wacy Topics: * Crafting little guys * Negotiating how to play Zelda together * Cream of mushroom latte * ChatGPT wrote a poem about zelda * Climbing real rocks Microtopics: * The Marble Hornets/Slender Man oeuvre. * Copying and pasting a video. * Sharing a movie you liked with a friend over IM by copying and pasting the title. * The turnip in Breath of the Wild. * Attempting and failing to enjoy wood carving. * Stabbing the Korok until it is less fuzzy. * A Snapchat filter that makes it look like you're made of felt. * Losing your needle-felted Lorax and getting upset. * Kirby eating Halo. * Hobbies that double as fidget toys. * Carving a stick into a squirrel. * Finding polymer clay out in the woods. * Naturally-occurring fission reactors. * Nature with really good graphic design. * Sharing a Zelda save with your life partner and learning a lot about each other. * Finding every turnip. * Learning spoilers at an interesting space. * The huge thing. * Target's 30-day return policy. * What Switch games support local wireless multiplayer. * Playing halfway through a video game before you figure out the most of the systems. * Stirring until the lumps go away. * Kombucha milk. * An incredibly cheap gas. * The Sus Engineering DIY carbonation guide. * Cream of Cow Latte. * Target getting out the UV light to detect traces of cream of mushroom soup on the espresso machine you're trying to return. * Frothy oily coffees. * Inventing a culinary taxonomy in which mushrooms and cheese are both fruit. * Sweet cheese and savory fruit. * Sweet cheesus! * Making a yes or no answer incredibly long. * Rewriting each paragraph until it ends with a word on a line by itself. * Rapping about Zelda in 1980s. * Finding plot holes in this poem about the Legend of Zelda. * Using video games to ignore that you're on a plane for six hours. * Horror poems. * "A Crow Looked at Me" by Mt. Eerie. * Knowing why someone wrote an album but not why people listen to it. * Bad Two-Sentence Horror. * Whether Poe's The Raven counts as horror. * Businesses named after the thing that the building they're in used to be used for. * Berkeley Bowl's produce section. * Climbing a boulder that is not labeled with its difficulty level. * Difficulty inflation at the climbing gym. * How rocks are shaped. * A lump that you pinch with your whole hand. * Reading about a weird thing in Harry Potter and not knowing if it's weird because it's a magical kingdom or if that's how England does things. * What camping is like in England. * Taking a four year old to a parkour gym. * Being a kid and looking forward to finally growing tall enough to skate on the power lines. * A table full of rock obstacle courses. * The standards body that certifies what playground equipment is safe to install. * Old Enough. * Achieving the Milk Task. * Not teaching children cursive. * Having a name because your mom liked it.