192. The Prime Number Shitting Bear

Lords * CisHetKayfaber * Charlie Topics: * Umbrellas, siphons, and other physical things that seem like hacky bullshit but actually work * Articulating the shape of your internal cause-and-effect network and applying it as a learning superpower (futurevision) * I'm not sure what archipelago.gg is but if I read this paragraph aloud maybe we can figure it out together * https://archipelago.gg/ * A copypasta from this page: * https://www.followchain.org/best-copypastas/#3 * Why is a skill less valued the more we love it? Shouldn't it be the opposite? Is this arguable? Microtopics: * Supporting someone's video game dream in Denmark. * Escaping from idle games. * Video games drawing the screen as often as they can. * The pauses getting longer and longer whenever the bear needs to shit a new prime number. * The prime number shitting bear getting constipated. * How to calculate prime numbers faster. * Math stuff. * A choo choo train of thought. * Meditation apps that play ads while you're in the middle of meditating. * The thing where you put your mouth on the tube and then have to spit out the gas or you get neurological damage. * Creating a low pressure system by sucking on a tube. * Whether umbrellas make sense. * Umbrella side-drip. * How bicycles stay upright. * Does a bicycle on a treadmill stay upright? * Pattern recognition. * Seeing a situation you recognize and understanding what's going to happen. * Predicting where someone's sentence is going to end up. * Putting your water glass in a zone where it's going to get knocked over. * The shape of your mind's cause and effect network. * Seeing scenes from the future, like in Law and Order. * Predicting the future so that you can be a more efficient organism. * Mashing air molecules at you. * Speaking a language that your coworkers don't. * Applying FutureVision to your creative process. * Nonlinear creative processes. * One unique large musical story where nothing repeats. * A physical task you are doing inside your head. * The pet that is closest to having a kid. * Importing a portal gun into Tears of the Kingdom. * Finding the hookshot in Metroid and your friend then bring able to use it in Link to the Past. * How to know what your friends want. * All the bad ways an idea could be implemented * Surprise boomerangs. * Archipelago's Release System. * The era of couch co-op games. * A multiplayer season where everybody picks a different game. * Doing the oration. * Who the colored lights in your keyboard are for. * Polygonal dudes with long hair head banging in the background. * Weirdly modern music. * Fifteen years of everything else. * Rhythm games vs. music games. * Living in a society. * Devaluing the skills you love. * Listening to a song and really appreciating its use of rests. * How note lengths and rests work in tracker music. * Stopping a note without starting a new one. * Running experiments to determine exactly when a note should stop. * The micro decisions of things that people don't think about or care about. * A bird named Mabel. * A bird figuring out how to enjoy music. * A tepid delicate series of notes. * Attractivision.