Lords:
* Stevie
* Avery
Topics:
* A tour of silly medieval musical instruments
* The House of David, the baseball cult who all looked like oldtimey barbers.
* Arguing with Winston about how needing to pee works
* Avery's Non Mammalian Milk Corner
* Ode on the Mammoth Cheese Weighing over 7,000 Pounds
* https://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/content/ode-mammoth-cheese-weighing-over-7000-pounds
Microtopics:
* Why the show works like that.
* Asking people if they understand what's going on.
* Spy software.
* Exactly the kind of game you don't want to explain.
* Someone who has a sense of humor and thinks something is funny.
* A hat you can put on your frog.
* Why frogs are so damn popular.
* The game with the magnifying glass.
* Whether the recorder is a real instrument or a crappy toy for babies.
* Just how thicc this bass recorder is
* The supercomputer that's also a couch.
* Talking to your mom on the phone for 45 minutes because she can't stop listing medieval instruments.
* Recorders that are double recorders.
* Michael Fassbender teaching his clone how to play the flute.
* Eating a pair of garden shears.
* An umbrella handle that was given growth hormones that sounds kind of like a stylophone.
* An instrument that is curved so that you can play it on horseback without bonking the horse.
* The sackbut.
* A selfie stick but for a trombone.
* Sausage bassoons.
* Unholy Rackett.
* How long how many strings look it up?
* Insufflation tubes and dudelsacks..
* Versatile, like the Pogues.
* Bears riding unicycles but not very well.
* Overblowing.
* Jim the Overblower.
* Bringing up bugles to someone who works hospice.
* How many songs you can play on a bugle.
* Not wanting to play Beatles Rock Band because you with at BevMo.
* A photo of an early 20th century cult/baseball team that looks like a modern-day metal band.
* Not being able to make it to the majors so you settle for House of Dave.
* Someone who's never played Blaseball trying to explain Blaseball.
* Amusement parks started by cults.
* A pretty good way to end a baseball league.
* Additional amusement.
* Preserving tiny railways built by a baseball cult.
* A busy man who has no time to pee.
* Peristalsis.
* Persons currently experiencing hubris.
* What happens to your knowledge when you're not actively thinking about it.
* When you can truly say you know the capital of the United States.
* Waking up needing to pee and trying to fall back to sleep so that you forget you need to pee.
* Having a dream about urinals overflowing.
* Cutting nature at its joints.
* Preparing for Topicking.
* Whether the Jejune Institute made money.
* When Sacky Meets Butty.
* Signing a contract in someone else's blood.
* Yet another non-mammalian milk.
* Jacked, yoked, ripped and swole spiders.
* Imagery that's only unsettling because you don't regularly drink spider milk.
* Vestigial web butts.
* Sympathy for the young.
* Putting on a spider silk dress and never being able to take it off.
* A communal spider butthole web.
* Blinded by the milk, wrapped up in a douche.
* The first boutique New York restaurant to serve spider milk pancakes.
* Cutting out all the parts where people say something dumb.
* Drum Pants. (It turns your pants into a drum set.)
* We have seen the a Queen of Cheese.
* The worst rhyme scheme.
* A poem that screams 5th grade.
* Why does this web site have line numbers?
* Are you a bad enough dude to save the president's cheese?
* A poetic technique that can be really cool (but not in this poem)
* Confusing this mammoth cheese with another mammoth cheese.
* The most mammalian of all mammals.
* My Mother Milked a Million Mostly Male Mammoths.
* A huge ice cream tub carried by four ponies.
* 35 tons of milk
* Extremely fake beards.
* A thing people once said to sell chicken.