Episode 13

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey. Better get out of here.

(00:06):
My name is Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio. No, hell no.
From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.

(00:33):
All right, man, what a glorious week. Happy Sunday. Welcome to the show.
It's another Sunday already. These weeks just keep flying by. These weeks just fly, dude.
I know, right? What year is this? Summer's half over now? Time flies when you're having fun.
Is it 2030 yet? What's going on? No.
Close. 2030.

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I don't know. We're at the end of July already and I don't even know how that happened.
Crazy, man. Welcome to Travis...Keevy.
Keevy. You had a month long punishment. Outlaw Country Show.
Almost done. I know. You've been very good at...you've been really rocking this for a few weeks.

(01:16):
I've been trying, dude. I've been trying a lot.
I like Travis Penelope Ross better. I feel like Keevy's meh.
Get out of here, Penelope. What's that nonsense?
We've had a couple of tattletailers, but we're looking for more.
We're looking for more. So tattletail, contact at RamonaRadio.com.
If you see him in public and he doesn't say Travis Keevy, you need to let us know.

(01:38):
Reach out on the social media. RamonaRadio needs to know. Or just tell Curbs she'll tattle on him.
There will be repercussions.
There's a lot of love between you and Kirby, but I guarantee you Kirby will be the first one to throw you on the bus.
She's absolutely throwing me on the bus. For something like this, 100%.
She's got a Class B license. She's a bus driver.
I mean, real life things. Anyone that knows me knows that's not true. I hate driving.

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And I think that's a Class C.
No, it's Class B. I think it's for buses.
It's a bus.
Class B is for bus?
No, I think it is C, but I think he was being silly.
I've had a Class A license for many, many, many years.
Class A?
Yeah.
What's the Class B? What does that mean?
Class B is a non-combined vehicle.

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Non-combined?
Yeah. So a commercial vehicle that carries more than, I don't know, so many people over a certain weight, but is not a trailer vehicle.
So like a semi-truck.
Or a bus.
Or a class A.
Or a bus.
Or a bus.
Or a bus.
So I was right. No, I don't know.
All right, I need some whiskey. Oh, we got Cassie with us today.

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Hello.
Thank you, Cassie, for sitting in with us again.
Surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise.
I don't know why they keep letting me back in here. We like you.
Oh, man.
Yeah, and then of course we've got Eric. Eric, go forth.
Oh, hello, friend.
Hi.
Hello, friend.
I got to get some whiskey real quick.

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It is gentleman Jack time.
You had like half an hour before the show to get your shit together.
I've been schmoozing, bro. I've been hanging out.
It's been a long Sunday.
I've been giving my girlfriend a back massage and all that kind of fun stuff.
Yeah, right.
I'd love to say that was true.
Wait, what? There's birds flying around.
No kind of back massage.

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All of a sudden there's birds flying around the studio.
Birds flying around the studio.
No, you're a musician and everything gets done on your time.
I know, man.
That's true.
We love our musicians.
I'm a happy musician, though.
I don't really have a whole timeline thing or anything.
I just do stuff for fun. Love it.
We'll do it live, you know?

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I don't know. I wonder if they're going to go.
Where's that live button? Press it.
We'll do it live.
Fuck it.
Yes.
Do it live.
I'll write it and we'll do it live.
That is happening.
That is my favorite little button that you have over there.
I've got to remember which one that is.
Thank you all. God bless you all.
Let's go lick the world.

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I've got a whole lot of them.
To be fair, there's a lot of material there.
There really is.
Seriously, man.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Every politician gives anybody all the material they ever want.
Honestly, on both sides of the aisle.

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It doesn't even matter.
It doesn't matter.
That's just funny.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
All right.
So songs.
We were talking about music earlier.
We were going off about songs that... Remember, you hear the song and it puts you in a spot
and a memory in your life.

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Right?
Like a song that you hear and you can smell and kind of taste everything that happened
at that point that reminds you of that moment that you listened and heard that song.
What's a song, Sweet Curbs, that does it for you?
For me, it's the song... I don't even know the name of the song, to be honest.

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It's by Big Mountain, though.
Big Mountain?
Big Mountain.
Big Mountain.
Is it country?
What kind of year are we in here?
Probably the 90s, early 90s.
Is it country or what kind of... I'd say it's kind of like reggae a little bit.
Really?
Maybe not.
I don't know.

(05:37):
Now making me think.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I do love me some reggae, but... How does it go?
What song?
Oh, you guys are going to make me sing.
Well, not sing.
Give me the gist.
Ooh, baby, I love your way.
Oh, I love your way.
That's Peter Frampton.
No, but Big Mountain sings it too.
Oh, the one that... Okay.
Oh, there's multiple versions.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
There it is.
It's reggae, yeah.
Okay.

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Yeah, I would say reggae.
Yeah, I would say reggae.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Anyways, this reminds me of being with my sister and my two little cousins.
My sister would drive us to the beach in Manhattan Beach, and we'd go to the beach, and then
we'd go get, because she said, taste Italian ice at 7-Eleven.
Italian ice.
Very cool.
Kind of want that right now.
I think UB40 really made that.
UB40 did it.

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Which is funny, because Kirby and I were talking before the show about songs that struck a
chord, and she goes, ooh, baby, I love your way.
I'm like, oh, by UB40.
She goes, no, by Big Mountain.
I'm all Peter Frampton.
Yeah, but I didn't know.
Now you're kind of curious, like, all right.
I will tell you, I did have a dog.

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His name was Pee Dee, short for Peter Frampton.
Oh, yeah?
Pee Dee?
Pee Dee.
Pee Dee.
Pee Dee.
Oh, I thought like Papa Delta.
No.
I'm like, Frampton starts with an F. Papa Echo Tango Echo.
Bada Bum.
Bada Bum.
Papa Echo Tango.
There it is, man.
I love these buttons, dude.
You got to tell me which one to switch.
There's a reason he keeps it.

(07:00):
I know he's way over there.
You're not touching these.
He changes them every week just so you don't know when you watch.
There's going to be a two-hour show of just Travis pushing buttons.
Just me pressing these purple and orange buttons.
I'm like, oh, I'm going to go to the beach.
I'm going to go to the beach.
You know, I have full control over your microphone, Travis.

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One of these days the punishment is you're going to have to do a whole show sounding
like this.
No.
Oh, my God.
What?
What is happening right now?
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Did someone bring helium balloons?
Are we doing the Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas edition you can do that to my voice that's good
I could do all kinds of shit to your voice

(07:49):
Okay, try to pull himself back together
Yeah, that was a macho man, oh my god, remember put that voice back on macho man
I just need to say snap into a slum Jim

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Country cruder voice that he does like all these deep voice, you know commercials and stuff like that
And the fact that I could make him sound like this is
We haven't played with our audience this way
They don't understand all of the power that thing that our sound guy actually

(08:49):
Know he's in control. We're at his mercy. Oh
My doctor
Hey, can you your story though, please? Oh, yeah, I want to be 40 so big mountain. That's it

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My
my sister is
Seven years older than me
so my cousins lived in Manhattan Beach and my sister would be like a nanny for them for the summer and my aunt would give
us her car and she would work and my sister would drive us all over Manhattan Beach and we'd go to the beach and
7-eleven to get
Italian ice and drive all around and listen to music. Did they call it Italian ice or was it a Serpi?

(09:42):
No, it's Italian ice like it's like in a little cup like with a little spoon. Yeah. Okay
Yum
Okay. Oh
Glad to hear my voice not acting like that thing again. That's ridiculous
I didn't want to talk

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All right, I'm back now
All right, Cassie, what about you
What would be a song that would bring you back? Like, you know, like I had there are so so many and
My problem is that I don't remember them until someone says them, right?
And then I'm like, oh my gosh that reminds me of or that was the thing

(10:23):
So well before the show and might steal your thunder here because you were talking about you're not gonna do it
Oh, you're doing it
No, you you planted the seed but yeah, yeah you get we both have a Steve Miller. Yeah memory evidently
I really do honestly like go with yours

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Tell us about I was 17 years old 17 and I
Moved out of my parents house and I moved in with my girlfriend
and I still went to school still went to high school didn't drop out didn't know any of that, but
she she really liked Steve Miller and
This song Steve Miller it was called it's called the Joker

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I remember living in this little trailer kind of thing with my girlfriend at the time and
Listening to this song like constantly like and I could taste
The ice cream that we used to eat because they were to peach ice cream homemade ice cream
Good stuff and I could taste the ice cream and I could hear the song and

(11:36):
Smell the trailer and you put yourself right in the living room of that trailer. Yeah, absolutely
Yeah, every time I hear this song. It reminds me when I was 17
This one there it is. Yeah, it's kind of cool song. Yeah, I don't care who you are
Which you love this is the song just saying like we should Miller was like quite essentially

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All right, we should just listen to this for a minute. Yeah, I want to hear it
Yeah, I'm gonna hear it
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doing you wrong doing you wrong

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Well, don't you hurt baby don't worry cuz I'm right here right here right here right here at home
Oh cuz I'm a picker I'm a grinner
Play my music in the Sun
I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my loving on the run

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You're the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your beaches want to shake your tree

(13:32):
Oh
Sure sure you good time
Play my music in the Sun

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I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker

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Oh
People keep talking about me, baby
Say I'm doing you wrong

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Well, don't you what don't worry no, don't worry mama
Cuz I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time

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Oh
Oh
Oh, what would you do if I sang out of tune would you stand up and walk out on me

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Oh, let me oh is that I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of key

(16:36):
Oh
No, no
How do I feel at the end of the day I'll tell no insane

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Oh
I need someone to love
Oh
Oh

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Baby
Oh
Oh

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I'm certain it happens all the time
Oh
I can't tell you but it's so
Oh

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Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

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Oh
Oh

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Oh
Man talk about an emotional outburst
Good old joe cocker
Do you remember that tv show sweet curbs? I do. It's a show that made it famous, right? Yeah wonder yours. Yeah wonder yours. Yeah
Kevin arnold
What was his name? Is that the kid? Oh the kid

(20:26):
And winnie cooper, but no is fred savage
Yeah
Yeah, but that was his character. Yeah. Oh man. I remember that song
My sister when she first was like driving
I thought she was just like a white freaking uh
Oldsmobile like old ass freaking beat up car

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She played that song. She loved that song. She just blasted tracy r aron tracy. Yeah
Yeah, and uh, we're going around like this corner one time like we're just cruising we had that blasting
and uh
She hit the paint
At the yellow veil of the road and all of a sudden she thought

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She got scared to death like we all get we all did we're
Too sharp, but that song was playing when that happened
crazy
Isn't that what how songs can take you to a very moment to a very specific moment? Yeah, I know for me. It's uh,
coat of many colors
Yeah by dolly parton
I think I I think it was like episode one or two. We talked a little bit about that. But yeah coat of many colors

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Yeah, you know, it's it's it's like um
I mean, I don't know how many people care about you know where I was at at the moment
But it's weird how songs do that like I can see my mom tapping on the wheel. You know what I mean?
Yeah, which she was on this little dot and b
210 pickup truck. Yeah, this pale blue
Thing up in washington. We're just cruising along and the song came along. You're like, oh, well, that's the song

(21:59):
Yeah, you know
A lot of songs do that man, like they'll just take you right back into where you remember hearing it like yeah
Good stuff. Good stuff. What's another what's another one song? So many curbs
You can think of that maybe we can listen to and uh, go back in memories
So we did big mountain. Let me think oh

(22:23):
Garth brooks
uh
shameless
My parents had that CD and my older brother
would get
down to this song and he was probably I mean this was in the
early 90s, maybe mid 90s, so he was
Like 13 he would just like oh he thought he was having a concert

(22:44):
Yeah, and I remember that being in my parents car listening to the garth brooks
I don't think it was a CD as an album like a wish I could play that for you. Yeah, we can't do that
That's uh, that's why I don't like garth brooks martha martha dukes
Sorry, that was my song
Well, what are you gonna do

(23:05):
Well, you know, there's always songs like uh, waylon jennings
You know he with the uh, the song good old boy
From the movie or the tv show dukes of hazard
I remember that man that brings me back like when I hear that song
That brings me back to when I was probably about six seven years old sitting on the living room floor
and uh

(23:26):
Watching that tv show dude like as a kid like just watching it like there was no remote controls
I was the remote control my dad say yeah go change the channel change channel
I'll be like, okay, what do I do? I'm click go that way put it on three and then go to the
But yeah, we lived in uh, we lived in a little

(23:46):
It's called chattaroi washington a little tiny trailer park and in like cable came to the trailer park for the first time
with your seven channels
Seven yeah, and we would sit down every night and figure out. Okay. What's what are we gonna watch for the night?
And come up this whole evening plan. Yeah
To watch what you want, you know, what's funny is we have like 300 channels now
And we sit around and go there's nothing on fucking tv. Nothing to watch. I don't even watch tv man

(24:10):
I don't even have a tv in my house. We do have a tv, but it's not plugged into anything
13 but only three of them worked
If you got really good you could put like between channel six and seven if you put it in the right spot
You'd get to check out the porn, you know, you get about to play
One of like the four channels that are available pick a little thing and then you could hold it in between and watch hbo

(24:35):
Well, you know what they used to do on the tv. I know i've got they used to they're a little about 30 years late
They used to fake blur it, you know, so the lines. Yeah, the flick it was all like lining
So you can still see you know boobs when it was like, uh the bad channels
That was a whole episode of friends showing joey and chandler for some reason
Their tv one day started playing blurry porn and they just wouldn't turn their tv off and they're like no we're gonna lose it

(25:03):
And then they would watch it and like they would turn their heads like
There's a boob blurry port is better than no porn
I guess if you're on a budget
Good lord. Well, you know what's funny today is like you can go online and just get whatever whatever it is you want to see
There it is. Yeah, it takes all the novelty out of it
Yeah, in in a way i'm pretty sure our children told us about all the good stuff

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They didn't tell us I just saw it on the router history
Not really, yeah, were you being bad were you being bad? No
No, you know what at the end of the day I prefer you do that than the real thing
So take as long a shower as you need
Yeah, all right now. All right

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All right, all right, you took that down a really dark road
Okay, here's my accidental I have an accidental porn story. Oh god what happened
So when I lived with my parents when I was young they had all the cable channels

(26:08):
And so it was like, I don't know nine o'clock at night. I was gonna go take a shower
and
I thought
the devil wars prada
Starring ann hathaway
Was coming on that's what I thought it said so I just left my tv on went took my shower came out
to two women
Having sex on a desk

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And I said don't remember this scene doing the prada. No, it's called the devil wears nada
I had slipped into that window of like cinemax and skinamax
And I just thought I read it wrong
And then I started turning my tv off the fact that you know, we call it skinamax
Is the funniest thing because of the reputation they did dude remember like all the crazy like after nine o'clock

(26:52):
You could not flip through any of those channels without seeing softcore. Yeah. Yeah
pornography movies right
That's gonna be a title my next uh, travis uh, next uh, kevie
Travis kevie billy badass bounce rock by the way, we have started getting people reporting you just so I know just so you know
I've heard man

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I'm gonna I I could tell you who the snitches are but then they would stop snitching
I know dude, the punishments are just just give me a drink and i'll fuck i'll drink. Oh, no
That's not a punishment. I think the punishment has to do with habaneros and jalapenos. Oh god. No, I can't do that
You lost I mean you won't do that
I have to do it out dude if I try one of those habanero peppers or whatever you eat dude

(27:37):
I'll die. You might that is the true statement today. You might tomorrow. We don't have any tums in this studio
So we okay. Oh, honey. I guarantee you I got cassey shopping list. We we need a little bit more gentleman jack and then tums
So we need to play some songs i'll get some i'll get some
And then tums I don't do so. Okay, so we need to play some songs. I'll get some ice gentleman jack and tums and some jalapeno peppers

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Yes, sounds good. Yes, we love it
Back through the years I go wondering once again
Back to the seasons of my youth
I recall a box of rags that someone gave us

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And how my mama put the rags to use
There were rags of many colors
But every piece was small and I didn't have a coat and it was a way down in the fall
Mama sold the rags together
So in every piece we loved she made my coat of many colors

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That I was so proud of
As she sold she told a story from the bible she had read
About a coat of many colors
Joseph wore and then she said
Perhaps this coat will bring you good luck and happiness and I just couldn't wait

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To wear it and mama blessed it with a kiss
My coat of many colors that my mama made for me
Made only from rags but I wore it so proudly
Although we had no money why was rich as I could be

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In my coat of many colors
My mama made for me
So with patches on my britches
And holes in both my shoes
I hurried off to school

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Just to find the others laughing
And making fun of me
My mama made for me
And oh I couldn't understand it
For I felt I was rich
And I told them of the love my mama sold in every stitch

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And I told them all the story
Mama told me while she sold
And how my coat of many colors
Was worth more than all their clothes
But they didn't understand it
And I tried to make them see
That one is only poor

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Only if they choose to be
Now I know we had no money
But I was rich as I could be
My mama made for me
Made just for me
Made just for me

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Just the good old boys
Never meaning no harm
They told you never saw them
In trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
Straight in the curves

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Yeah
Flat in the hills
Some days the mountain might get them
But the law never will
Making their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more

(31:47):
Than the law will invite
Woo
Music

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Making their way
The only way they know how
Yeah
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will invite
I'm a good old boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand

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They keep showing my hands
And not my face on TV
Music

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Dude, just a good old boy
What a fun song
That's, I'm telling you right now
That's my favorite song
Ever
Today
In the history of the world
In the history of my life
Today
Today
I get crazy good songs every day
Honestly
I love my life
Because I love to listen to music

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And just embrace and enjoy a song
You know like
Love it
It's my favorite song
Today
Today
This is what I'm doing
Tomorrow at my change
Did you ever see the Dukes of Hazzard movie
Yeah
With Johnny Knoxville
And yeah
Yeah
Did you like it
Yeah it was pretty good
Yeah
It kind of fell flat

(33:53):
I think
But I'm not sure
I don't know that you can ever
They kind of want to look crazy with it
But
Yeah
Well it was like
Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville
I know dude
Yeah well they tried to get
Stifler was
They tried to make it like
Dumber than like the show
There was dumb elements
But they dumbed it down
Like how do you even dumb down
Dukes of Hazzard
And they made you know

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Bow and you know
Yes they made them
They made them dumb
They made them dumb
I know they were very smart people
No they were cool
Good old country rednecks
You know what I mean
And they were very intelligent
In my opinion
From one redneck to another
I know dude
Dude

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Like what are they going to do
Like they
Running from the law always
Like someday the mountain might get them
But the law never will
Like come on dude
That's fucking cool
All right
That was real fun
Pour me a little bit of whiskey here
Because I need some whiskey after that
And then before that we had
Coda Many Colors
Which was my song
Oh yeah yeah
Yeah
Good song
Good song

(34:55):
Good song
I love you mom
Every time I hear that song
It reminds me of my mom
Oh sweet
Me and my mom
That's cool man
Cruising down the road
Yeah
And she'd pull out
You'd do those
Well some of us may remember
But they used to sell these like
You know 80 cassette tape briefcases
Oh yeah yeah
Yeah
My dad had like four of them
Yeah
And my mom would reach behind the seat

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Throw it on my lap
Open it up
Find me Dolly
I was like okay
Find the tape
Get the tape
Find the tape
It was all like red velvet inside
It was like all posh
Yeah
Dude yeah red velvet
Yeah my dad had those too
That flat red velvet
You can't scratch those cassette tapes now
Yeah
No
Those cassettes were like gold

(35:37):
You can scratch a CD
But you cannot scratch a cassette tape
All right
Right
But you can rewind it with a pencil
Too funny
Oh my god
All right
What were we talking about sweet curbs
With the
Songs that trigger a memory

(35:58):
Yeah songs that trigger
What's here?
What do you got?
Well I said Garth
We don't want to
Barth Mooks but we can't play him
Marth Gooks
But actually I do have a song
I don't even know who sings that
It's called Sentimental Journey
And my grandma was from Texas
And we would drive her motor home
Which ironically like Astro Kelly's
It's called Bessie

(36:18):
Old Bessie is what we called her
But they would always play that song
When we were driving to Texas
My grandparents
You don't know who sings it?
No
What is it called?
Sentimental Journey
Sentimental Journey
It's like an old sappy song
It's sweet
This is a cool song
Sound guy this guy
Alright Sentimental Journey

(36:38):
Man I love you dude
Well we always put Eric on the spot
Dude he's like
Oh he's over here typing like a madman
Why didn't you tell me about this?
Why didn't you say that?
Good times man
This is great
The Doris Day one?

(36:59):
Yeah
This one?
Okay
Oh I do like this
I love this style of music
I'm not gonna lie
I love this
This is like those songs that you're like
Yeah
You wanna get home?
Yeah
Lock the doors
This is great
I can smell my grandparents motor home
That's so funny
Oh yeah

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That's cool though
That's really cool
Sitting playing poker with my grandma
By the table by the window
As my grandpa drove
Yeah
So fun
Yeah this is great right here
I could sit and listen to that forever
You know who else I really like?
I know I'm you know
I like Outlaw Country and I like all stuff
I like music but
You know what I really do like?

(37:41):
That it's probably in an album
Albums that I could listen to
Without ever skipping or anything
Like Frank Sinatra
Sinatra
You almost said rewinding
We were talking about cassette tapes
No
Just a second ago
Frank Sinatra
Yeah I could listen to a whole album of Frank Sinatra

(38:02):
I've never really gotten into the Sinatra vibe
Yeah it's weird
I'm telling you it's crazy
The other artists of that era like I get
Yeah like Dean Martin
Dean Martin
Yeah you know those guys
The Rat Pack
Yeah
Or Sammy Davis Jr
Sammy Davis Jr
Like dude
Tony Bennett
Yeah Tony Bennett
Yeah
Yeah but the Sinatra thing I've tried

(38:23):
So I lived in Palm Springs for a long time
Yeah
And of course
A lot of Sinatra
That was Sinatra's town right?
I mean that's where he built all of his homes
Yeah
It was very very very Palm Springs
And it was all over
You couldn't go anywhere without hearing Sinatra
And maybe that's why
Maybe
Maybe that's like
I think so
I'm like
Yeah
What do you think of Cassie?
Yeah but Sinatra

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Like Frank Sinatra
Like yeah no
I'm dancing with my dad at a wedding
Yeah
Yeah
I've got cousins wedding or wedding whatever
Yeah I'm dancing with my dad at a wedding
That's Sinatra to me
Yeah
We should do a Name That Tune of movies
Movies
The songs
Oh yeah that would be a good one
Like immediately
Like soundtracks
Yeah
Like soundtracks

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Like good old
Jaws
Jaws
Yeah
It is Jaws
Okay no I think we've got a theme right?
Right
Okay so we'll come back to that for Name That Tune
Of course Sweet Curves knows this one
She's like this is Jaws Tartan
Yeah
The second I hear it
I'm trying to laugh
Yeah she's like
She hates sharks
Okay there's birds flying around the studio right now
Because Curvy's not very happy with our show

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She's kind of she's balled up in a corner over here
Hey the sound is fine as long as I don't have to see it
But it brings the visual
It does
It does it brings the visual
That movie dude Jaws
That's funny
I like that meme we're gonna need a bigger ship
A bigger boat
We're gonna need a bigger boat
We're gonna need a bigger boat

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Damn
Too funny
And you know they're remaking that
Are they?
Yeah
The actual movie Jaws?
Yeah
They are?
Yes Richard Dreyfus is gonna be it again
Oh god
It said The Rock
The Rock?
Oh my gosh
Yeah someone else
No they can't do that
It has to be absolutely 70s crap movie
Is the shark gonna be pink?

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God I love that
You're dumb
I don't know that's right
I don't even know where to go with that
I don't know
You're really good
All right
Oh Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters
We got that
Ghostbusters
Man
I don't care what you say
This is definitely a play along at home or on your drive to work

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This is cool man
I remember this movie dude
Right
Dinner Troy
The Marshmallow Man
Yeah and it doesn't matter what kind of music you listen to
The Marshmallow Man
Everybody will love this song
They're like this is cool
I ain't afraid of no ghost
And you know what I was terrified the entire time
No even if it was Marshmallow Missalyn man
It was the funniest funny movie but it wasn't scary

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Was it scary to you?
No
No
Yes
Although there was that one scene where they said the first thing that comes to your mind
Such a culture that it was like ghosts are like this whole nother level right
Like it was a super Christian environment and you're talking about ghosts and you're like
Oh man and you're talking about ghosts and now they're real and now

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Okay Marshmallow Man's supposed to be funny that's fucking terrifying
Pardon my language like so I have the Marshmallow Missalyn man
And he's the one that's hiding under my bed
Ain't cool
That is true
Oh my god
It's still scary
Okay we figured it out y'all
So Sweet Curves
Damn Acroids
Sharks
Cassie
Stay Puft Marshmallow

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And he's the Mishalyn man too
So I can't even go get tires on my car
He's not the Mishalyn man
It was the Stay Puft Marshmallow
He looked exactly like the Mishalyn man
He did I think the Mishalyn man
Mishalyn's got ribs
Turned it into that
Okay
I think that came later
They're identical except for the marshmallow
That's funny

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Mulan Rouge
Yeah
What is this?
Lady Marmalade
But what's it from?
Mulan Rouge
Lady Marmalade
I don't even know what that is
It's a movie
Never saw it
It's a fun movie
Never even heard of it
Nicole Kidman
Say it again
Mulan Rouge
Nicole Kidman's in that right?
Ewan McGregor, John Leguizamo

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It's a little sexy
It's a good movie
Oh really?
Is there boobs?
Yeah
Nah I'm just kidding
Well there's a lot of dancing and legs
It's about a famous place that's in Paris called the Mulan Rouge
It's like a dance club
Interesting
It's like the girls of the night hang out there and dance
And it's a musical
Yeah
There's a whole lot of almost boobs
Almost boobs?
Yeah
Okay

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Cool
It's PG-13
Did I?
Almost
Yeah
Okay
I did
Working like a dog
Yeah it was John Leguizamo
It was a movie but it was a TV show
No the movie was Hard Day's Night
You're right
Yeah
Hard Day's Night
Who was that?
The Beatles?

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Did you just ask me who sung that song?
Was it the Beatles?
It is the Beatles
Dude I'm not a big Beatles fan
So many people are yelling and throwing things
I'm just gonna tell y'all I'm not a Beatles fan
I'm not a Beatles fan either
But I know the Beatles
Yeah
No
Sorry
I thought it was the Monkees
I don't know
I like the Monkees
I always got them confused
Yeah I like the Monkees dude

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People say I'm a Monkeer
Yeah
Yeah
Oh Staying Alive, Saturday Night Fever
Saturday Night Fever
You got one babe
I got one
Oh god do you remember this movie?
I do my dad made me watch it a thousand times
What a lame movie dude
Dude this movie was the best
It was the best but look at that guy

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What was the sequel? I saw that one
Dude look at the movie now and watch it now
No wasn't there another one?
Ah Saturday Night Fever
Oh Saturday Night Fever is probably what you're thinking of
That was with the same dude right?
Yeah
John Travolta?
Yeah
I don't know
Oh god what was that one? He was the

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John Travolta was the cowboy
The urban cowboy
That's what it was
John Travolta played a cowboy?
Yeah urban cowboy and dude oh my god
You want to know my favorite John Travolta movie?
Grease
Nope
What?
Look Who's Talking
Those are the funniest movies
That was a good movie dude
Yeah those are fun movies

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I like that where the kids talk
No it's live action
That's right
It literally shows from like conception to the baby being born
Yeah that's right
And they had the
Kristi Alley
Yeah she was in that one
She was so funny
And the baby has a voice and like
That actually was a good movie with John Travolta
There's a whole bunch of them
One of the ones that he did
Look Who's Talking

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Look Who's Talking 2
Look Who's Talking Now and it's the dogs
That was with the animals
Yeah I remember that
Right?
Yeah so
That's when they got the little sister right?
Is it the same?
I think that was part two
Look Who's Talking 2
I think it was two
Or is it now?
But the third one was with the animals
First one is they have the first baby

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Yeah
Or she has a baby and then they
That's how she meets John Travolta
Second one they have a baby together
And dude it's funny he was a pilot in that movie
Yeah he was
And he's a real pilot in real life
Yeah he is
He's a very accomplished pilot
He has a son named Jet because he loves to fly
Oh yeah?
Yeah fun he has a
I'm going to say it's a 727
He has a Boeing a big big airline

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Oh yeah?
A Boeing?
Yeah and he contracted with Virgin I think
And so he actually has a Virgin Airlines 727 that he flies
Really?
Yeah
He flies it commercially like if you fly Virgin Airlines
John Travolta can be your pilot

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He's qualified
I thought he just flew his family around
Yeah he's qualified
He's actually a full line he's a line pilot on paper
So question
But it's not like he's going to go
Because they're not calling him up to take you
No no
Because you're a pilot as well
He's an incredible he's a fantastic pilot
Sweet curbs
Question
So is because we're talking about driver's license classes

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Like you can drive a car or a bus
Is it like that with planes the bigger they are
Like you can drive a two seater you can drive a Boeing
And there's different classifications
It is similar so you have to kind of break it down into two buckets
So there's the bucket that you earn the license to fly for a living
Okay so that'd be your baseline driver's license
That's commercial

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So well so yeah so you end up with your private pilot's license
And those are the people that you know fly their friends and family around
Okay
They can do that and then you get your single engine
And then you get what's called your commercial pilot's license
That's the first time you can actually be paid to be a pilot
And then the one above that is what's called an airline transport pilot
And that's like it's I always tell people it's kind of like getting a

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An associate's a bachelor's and a master's
Okay
It's kind of like that
Now in in aviation though we have to get a license for every type of plane we fly
Yeah
Not just yeah so we call those type ratings
Man they should have that for like cars
Like if you want to drive a jeep you have to take a test
Agreed I should never be able to drive that Sprinter van that's sitting out in the driveway

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I am not qualified
Wait this is a this is a this is a Chrysler minivan
I'm gonna have to take my test
Get be able to drive this
Right I'm qualified in sedans and SUVs
They don't give any license tests for anything for people that drive Priuses
I'm sorry I agree with you
I'm sorry they just drive they

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I think they do but you have to go 10 miles under the speed limit
Yep
And you gotta piss people off
In the left-hand lane
Yep in the left lane
And and your main thing is you gotta piss people off
But you have to you have to
Just make people angry
I like that's the question
Do you know how to
You get your renewal based on the number of complaints
That have come in that year
Right
I think that's how it works

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The more complaints you get the more little stars you get on your Prius license
Oh my god dude
Yeah anyway so that's how it works so yeah
That's cool man
I fly two I fly two different types of jets
But I have a type rating for each of those so you have to go to a special class get a special
Okay
Do you have to like renew that like a cup every couple years or?
Um so well it's weird the way they they phrase it once you have a license or a certificate is

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Technically what it's called once you have it you never lose it it's never expires
But in order to what they call exercise the privilege to use that certificate
You have to go through recurrent training or a flight review like private pilots they have to go through
Like once a pilot always a pilot
Yeah forever
Okay um but if but every two years you have to go back and get kind of like just it's just a

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Checkout so like somebody somebody sits with you yeah an instructor a flight instructor
Okay yeah you have to hire a flight instructor and they go with you every couple of years
You're doing instrument you have to do so many instrument approaches right so
Yeah it's fucking interesting man there's a lot of things you have to do to keep it's crazy
So like in the jet jet world that I fly in every six months I have to go through what they call

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Recurrent training yeah and so every six months I go away for a week and they go are you still good
How long does that take like a couple days it depends on the plane um so anywhere from three days
To sometimes a couple of weeks depending on depending on the type of plane yeah that's yeah
What he's doing right now he's mainly flying two different jets yeah so every six months each jet

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He has to do a week each jet of recurrent so for two weeks out of the year he's got to go do
Recurrent training in those two jets that he's type rated it wow yeah dude I I have much respect
For you dude I never even knew that about you yeah and there's a lot of nuances like the type of work
You do and stuff like that whether it's a six month or an annual recurrent or you know those types of

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Things and cfis to instructors they have to go through every two years we have to go through an
Online school to make sure that we learn the latest rules and stuff like that so yeah it's a lot of
It's a lot of so to answer your question does it does it ever expire the answers no but if you don't
Stay on top of the the training that's required it's as good as it's got to keep you can't use it right

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So yeah you know that's just like climbing towers you know like if somebody gets certified if I
Certify somebody to climb a tower I train them and teach them how to rescue to do everything
And their certification only lasts for a year right now for rescues like climbing is good for two years
Rescues are only good for one year so they have to come back to me you know after a year and practice

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And do the rescues you know and they get recertified like you know they certified to go out and climb
Towers and save somebody if somebody gets stuck on a tower so that's that's good you know it's good
It's a year I could have used your people when I was stuck at that tower
It was really just a telephone pole that I would climb as part of a team building thing

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I didn't want to jump off of like call Travis's people
I would have saved you. No I had a pull-on harness and a zipline and I'm still frozen
Oh my god. Did you end up doing it though? I did. Oh good. It took a minute.
That's probably yeah 30. Well dude let's let's go 20 minutes here. Let's get uh we've been talking a lot

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I ain't yeah. Dang dude you talk a lot Eric.
Dude let's just do some tunes what do you guys want to hear uh Cassie what would you like to hear?
Oh gosh. Sweet Curbs. Somebody what do we got? What about what would you like to hear host of the show?
What would I like to hear? Oh me? I'm like are we going out long country?
Wait me? I want to hear some David Allen co I like that. David Allen co. There you go.

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It was all. Yeah here we go. Theme song.
To keep from crying
You sometimes it seems so useless to remain
But you don't have to call me darling darling

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You never even called me by my name
You don't have to call me well and Jenny

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And you don't have to call me Charlie Price
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you're on my fighting side

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And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standing in the rain

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But you don't have to call me darling
Darling you never even called me by my name
Well I've heard my name a few times in your phone book

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Hello hello
And I've seen it on songs where I play
But the only time I know I'll hear David Allen co

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Is when Jesus has his final judgment day

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Darling you never even called me by my name
Well a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song

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And he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country and western song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama
Or trains or trucks or presents or getting drunk

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Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here
Well I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison

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And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pick up truck
She got run over by a damn old train

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Darling you never even called me
Well I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name

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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is older, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze

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Country roads take me home to the place
I belong, West Virginia mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

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All my memories gather round her
Minor's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

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I hear her voice in the morning hours she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
When driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home
Yesterday, yesterday, country roads

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Take me home to the place

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In a little cabaret in a south Texas border town

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Sat a boy and his guitar and the people came from all around
And all the girls from there to Austin
Were slipping away from home and putting jewelry in hauls
To take a trip, to go and listen
To the little dark-haired boy who played the Tennessee flat-top box and he would play

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Well, he couldn't write or wrangle and he never cared to make a dime
But give him his guitar and he'd be happy all the time
And all the girls from nine to ninety were snapping fingers, tapping toes
And begging him, don't stop, and hypnotized and fascinated

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By the little dark-haired boy who played the Tennessee flat-top box and he would play

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And then one day he was gone and no one ever saw him round
He'd vanished like the priest, they forgot him in the little town
But all the girls still dreamed about him and hung around the cabaret
Until the doors were locked and then one day on the hit parade

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Was a little dark-haired boy who played the Tennessee flat-top box and he would play

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And then one day he was gone and no one ever saw him round
And then one day on the hit parade

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Am I wrong to give my love to a married man?

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Am I wrong? I don't want to be around
Loving you is wrong
I don't want to be around
If it means living without you
If it means sleeping alone at night

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Loving you is wrong
Loving you is wrong
Well I just came back from the liquor store

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I bought you some pink champagne
It's early afternoon so why don't you
Come over and model these things
Oh I forgot to tell you
I stopped at that little lingerie shop in the mall
And the girl showed me this

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And the girl showed me that
And baby I bought them all
Now you can put on this garter belt
And wear this hot little dress
No it doesn't leave much to imagination
But it sure shows your assets

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I could fix us a drink
While you slip into these things
And I'll meet you in the bar at nine
Yeah you make me full of fantasy
I got a dirty mind
Yes it's true I got a dirty mind

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But I saw you enjoy it too
All those men giving you the eye
While you women are trying to keep us men
Turned on all the time
We hope you never quit cause we're enjoying it

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We got dirty minds
...
Now don't you tell me I'm a dirty devil

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Through and through
Sitting over there with your dress hiked up
All those legs and hose and shoes
Yeah I heard about your last party
So don't you be judging me
You jumped up on the table did the slow strip

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Why girl you're as bad as me
Yes it's true I got a dirty mind
But I saw you enjoy it too
All those men at the bar giving you the eye

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And any man that tells you that he doesn't
Honey he's telling you a lie
It's true it's true I'm as human as you
I got a dirty mind
I need a night of counseling to get my head off those things
I got a dirty, filthy, nasty, normal mind

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Oh my God dude. What a fun song.
Okay you've never heard that song before? I haven't. It's called Dirty Mind.
It's crazy. The Moulin Rouge. There's so many of these things.
Dude, such a fun song. The whole burlesque thing.
Yeah. A golden tone like this totally.

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I liked at the end of it that ba da da ba da da.
I got a dirty, filthy, nasty, normal mind.
I love that tune.
There was even that movie. It was Catherine Zeta-Jones and Renee Zellweger.
Do you know who I'm talking about? Chicago.
Chicago.
Sweet curbs. How do you know everything?

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Because I do like musicals as well. I love that movie.
I like it. She knows everything.
Yeah and it was Richard Gere right? Yeah. Oh my God that was fantastic.
John C. Reilly. But it had this little bit of sexy to it.
Like the song would have fit in there. Yeah because it was like they were 1920s flappers
that were in both of them were in jail for murder. Yeah.
And like the whole thing is. I didn't do it.

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Yeah. Richard Gere is a lawyer and they hire him to get him out of jail.
But there's a whole bunch of them in there and all of them are guilty except the one lady.
Spoiler alert. I won't tell you what happens but the one lady actually is innocent.
One. One.
Things don't go well for her and the rest of them. Yeah.
Man but pretty good. What a fun song though right?
I love it. I love it.
Hank Williams Jr. is called Dirty Mind.

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I love that. You know what? I was going to try to learn that song.
Yeah I think I'm going to learn it actually. Yeah.
I'm going to do it because I like that song a lot.
I mean you already know what you just have to learn to play it.
Yeah. That's a pretty crazy piano.
While we're playing it I'm watching you sing it. So like you know it.
You got Ian.
No I know Ian's got the ability to learn that on the piano.

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But that's like a like a what do you call it? Like a concert style playing of piano.
Yeah but you know what Ian's got that old school vibe too.
Yeah he's got it. So. He can totally do it.
Yeah. Yeah. I just got to show him that song dude.
We got to bring Ian on this show.
I like how we're talking about Newtons.

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We got to bring Ian on this show.
Oh dude yeah. I'm going to yeah. I'm going to hit him up and maybe we can have Ian.
For those that don't know and a lot of our audience probably does.
But like he is the most insane keyboardist and this.
Dude. Dirty. Look up Dirty Confetti. Look up our band. My band Dirty Confetti.

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And he's the young kid that's playing guitar and keys.
And the wildest thing though when he sings.
He sings too yeah.
We talked about this like I think off air a couple of times right.
Yep.
I say the child just because I'm old but he's not a child.
But he's like 22.
But he opens his mouth and he is like Joe Cocker reincarnated.

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Joe Cocker.
And it just blows your whole mind.
That's a great way to explain it.
To see.
Yeah.
This young kid that looks like he's a hippie child.
And he just opens up and his voice comes out of him.
Yeah he's super good man.
And just like watching him play like he gets into it.
And he's passionate.
And he's so talented.

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And it's funny because if you talk to him in person he's like not shy but like very reserved.
Very sweet.
I've met like.
He's on stage and he's like.
Yeah.
And his last name happens to be Ross.
I'm cool with that.
How many times have people asked you.
Oh that's right.
God dang it Sweet Curbs.
Caught again.
Another jalapeno for you.
My name is.
Well I'm just saying.

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My name is.
Okay so I win this one.
I think Kirby and I need another jalapeno.
Okay so I win this one Sweet Curbs you look.
That's fine.
Oh man.
Wait where's my whiskey at?
I do have to ask how many times have people asked if he's your son or your cousin or your

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nephew.
All the time.
All the time.
Enough times that I told them the name of their band duo when they play together should
be called No Relation.
Right.
Oh I love it.
Yeah we do.
We do some duos.
He sits in with me when I do my solo solo shows.
Not too often that I do that but like.
Once in a while.
You do the VFW from time to time.

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Oh yeah VFW.
Yeah.
We did a couple.
Yeah the bar.
We did the bar.
Not too long ago.
Yeah just he's a yeah cool kid man.
It's hard to you know catch him sometimes because he's you know doing his thing he's
working you know and yeah he's like making you know minimum wage young kid you know doing

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his thing.
It's like hey dude you can probably make more money playing music.
He's playing music.
We all had to come through that.
Gotta pay your dues.
Yeah dude yeah.
I will say he is very talented.
Yeah.
So we need to get him on the show.
Dude he's with us with Dirty Confetti like what was July in July right.
Yeah we're almost at the end of July now.

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So like.
No I would say let's go back like in June like Dirty Confetti did like 11 gigs in one
month.
Like how?
11 gigs yeah like private parties you know everywhere we play you know every Thursday
at Ramona Family Naturals like double time and on the weekends that's pretty good.
Yeah that's a lot.

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Yeah we did a lot of gigs and that you know the pay for that month was freaking killer.
He was like what?
He goes maybe I don't have to do minimum wage right.
It's funny his family probably told him you never make any money in music.
Oh no dude not even that.

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And then you told him and he's like mom and dad lie.
No let me tell you who his dad is.
He sits in with us sometimes his name is Andy.
Andy Ross.
He plays guitar.
Andy's incredible.
That dude's a legend.
They played at the barn a couple of weeks ago.
Oh yeah what is the name of the.
Gone Blonde.
Gone Blonde.
Yeah he's got the 80s cover band kind of thing going right.

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So when Ian can't make it to our shows I'm just like I hit up Andy.
Hey man you want to send it.
He's like yeah.
I love it.
He has such a good pattern.
I love that guy dude.
He's so supportive too.
Yeah dude their family there's such an amazing family.
Great people.
The Ross family you know.
The Ross.
The Rosses.
The Rosses are awesome.
The Rosses are awesome.
Kirby's got a band name now.

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No relation.
So I was sitting here thinking we did a couple of like movies and songs.
What about TV show songs that you're like they're the cool songs.
TV show?
Yeah.
You know that.
There's so many ridiculous ones here.
I never watched the show at all ever.
What is that?
Batman.
Yeah.
I got one.

(01:29:54):
Batman.
I got one.
Cassie.
Go ahead and give yourself a point.
I'm good.
I'm giving myself 10 points because I never get to play.
10 points.
Oh man.
Remember this jam right here?
It's just the music to this.
This is cool right?
Killer.
Yeah.
Now I went straight to my childhood.
Like pshh.

(01:30:15):
Da da.
What did you do?
I did a little bit of music.
We know you watched Dukes of Hazard.
What else did you watch growing up?
Batman.
That's the classic Batman.
It's cool.
Man watching TV shows like oh god I hate to even mention this right now.

(01:30:37):
No.
Sweet Curbs.
What?
I'm sure you watched it too.
What?
I'm sure we all did if you were my age and Cassie you probably did too.
So did you Eric.
Shut up.
I'm older than you so I've got like I've got litany of names.
I know the show.
What is it?
Okay are you ready?
Yeah.
If you say W.K.
R.P.
Do you remember?
God I fucking hate it.

(01:31:01):
90210.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
90210.
90210.
I did watch that.
There it is.
God I'm on it.
You probably watched 90210.
This was preceded by Melrose Place.
It's one of those songs that you hear that reminds you of something you know what I mean?

(01:31:24):
Not very good.
Yeah.
Again I'm a little bit older than you so like I start with like W.K.R.P.
Three's Company.
I can pull this stuff like crazy.
Do you remember that one?
Family Ties.
Remember that show where they got.
Booster.
He was like a superhero but he could fly but he couldn't fly.

(01:31:48):
What was this?
Yes.
The greatest American hero.
Yep.
Yeah.
He actually stumbled upon an outfit and he couldn't figure out how to make it work.
He never did figure out how to make that stupid thing work.
He couldn't land so he could get himself up in the air but he always crashed into something
because he couldn't figure out how to get them to get out.
It was always bad like oh god.

(01:32:11):
Yeah.
And then there's Fraggle Rock which I hear they're bringing back.
Fraggle Rock.
Fraggle Rock.
Fraggle Rock.
They're bringing it back.
There's a song.
They're bringing Fraggle Rock back.
I'm actually kind of cool about that.
Blow your cares away.
Fraggle Rock.
Down a Fraggle Rock.
How does it go sweetheart?
Red.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Yeah.

(01:32:32):
Like yeah I'm like 90210.
I was like preteen teenager right then but I have these memories of the sitcom.
Sommera where the whole family we might even have had a TV dinner that day.
Oh yeah.
Right.
When Family Ties was on or something.
Family Ties.
I remember that show.
Right.

(01:32:52):
I loved going to my grandparents house because they always had TV dinner and they had the
TV trays and we got to sit.
Oh yeah.
And it didn't even matter because I was so happy just to be eating in front of the TV.
I only got them if we had a babysitter.
Wheel of fortune.
Scoped.
Right.
If we had a babysitter we got a TV dinner.
Wheel of fortune.
I remember picking that out.
That is such a late 80s thing.
It was oh my gosh that was like oh my gosh I get to pick.

(01:33:14):
I want the one with the apples and cinnamon.
Well and then they came out with when I was little in the probably late 80s early 90s they
were called Kid Cuisine and they were like targeted to children.
My oldest son.
And either a brownie or the apples.
I will tell you so this was when my oldest son was about that age.

(01:33:34):
Oh.
Oh I'm aging myself so much because Kirby's like I remember when they came out for Kid
Cuisine.
I remember when I fed them to my child.
Let's hear it.
What do you got?
Well she's not quite 40 and he's like 31 so like.
Yeah they made him for a long time.
In the same era.

(01:33:54):
Yeah.
But yeah the brownie was good.
Man I just remember TV dinners like you'd microwave that thing and like if there was
like an apple pie in there or something that thing would be like the temperature of the
sun dude.
And outside of it boiling lava hot.
Middle frozen.
And you just eat middle frozen.
The center was frozen.

(01:34:15):
Because our TV dinners weren't microwavable.
They were in foil.
You had to put them in the oven.
Oh mine no mine were in the microwave.
I'm just looking at Travis across the studio going god damn screw you motherfucker.
So sorry I'm cursing but no the original TV dinners were foil and you had to put them

(01:34:41):
in the oven.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
At least my husband agrees with me over here.
Okay.
So you put them in the oven like how long did they take like an hour?
Half hour.
Half hour.
Which was still a lot easier than pulling everything out.
Yeah.
But it was you had your chicken and your.
You could always nuke them.
The dessert was like.
To do it right.
The radiation particles with cinnamon.
Here's another fun fact about me and Sweet Curbs.

(01:35:05):
We don't own a microwave either.
Really?
We have an oven.
We have a toaster oven.
We have an oven oven.
You know it's one of those things that even like today you use your microwave now to reheat
stuff or boil water.
Yeah.
Right?
We don't even have one.
You don't have one.
No.
So you use a kettle and you boil water.
Yeah we boil water.

(01:35:26):
I use the microwave way less now.
Like growing up it was some.
You know what happened to me?
I saw this video.
Because it was the convenience factor like again for the TV dinner you can have an entire
meal ready in three minutes.
Right.
And it used to be 30 minutes in the oven even the TV dinner.
I saw this thing where this guy he microwaved a bunch of water.

(01:35:46):
Like just normal water.
And he watered a plant with it and the plant died.
Like.
Well because you're not supposed to feed plants boiling water.
No it wasn't boiling it was just microwaved.
Boiled.
Oh it was just the radiation.
Yeah dude.
Not a fan of microwaved man.
I'm not sure this is.
I'm not sure this is a true story.
It no it really like.

(01:36:07):
I believe you but I believe you were feeding his plants boiling water.
Boil water in the microwave.
And then use that water to water the plant.
The plant won't live.
Like it's crazy dude.
It's wild.
I don't know.
It is kind of crazy.
I'm going.
No I am going to take this on as a challenge.
Try it.
Fact checker.
Let me know dude.
I have one of those plants that doesn't die.
I just saw a video of it.
Like I saw a YouTube video.

(01:36:27):
Like you can feed it once a week.
It might not be facts.
I'm going to try to feed it nothing but microwave water and we're going to see what happens
because this thing doesn't die.
See if yeah.
See if it.
It's not Twilight Zone.
What is happening?
Are we getting Twilight Zone?
Yeah.
Eric.
Speaking of television shows.
What's this?
We knew it was our water.
Where's my whiskey at?
It's Twilight Zone.

(01:36:48):
What is this?
I need whiskey.
Like speaking of television shows.
We all know that Twilight Zone.
Oh my god dude.
Yeah.
Do you remember that show?
It was called The Creep Show.
The Creep Show.
No.
It was a movie I think.
Was that like the guy that was peering in my window when I was 16?

(01:37:08):
It was Ted Danson was in it.
Leslie Nielsen was in it.
The Creep Show.
Never heard of it.
Do you not remember this?
It wasn't like that.
I believe you.
I believe you.
But Ted Danson was from Cheers.
Yeah.
Really.
Creepy.
It was in there.
Do you remember?
What was the movie?
Okay.
The Tales from the Crypt.
Yeah.

(01:37:29):
Oh yeah.
Okay.
You guys all remember that?
God dang it.
Don't look at me like you don't know who I am.
Absolutely.
Oh we know who you are.
Dude.
I remember that one episode of that dude, The Crypt Keeper.
He was playing a guitar.
He was the guy that looked like he was in a mummy.
He was playing a guitar and he had an ear as a pick.

(01:37:50):
And he's all, I'm playing by ear.
What happened dude?
It was one of those.
Tales from the Crypt.
Is this the intro?
Yeah, it's from Tales from the Crypt.
Oh yeah dude.
It was rad.
I used to like this show.
This reminds me.
This brings me back right here.
It was horror stories but they were campy and stupid and funny.

(01:38:12):
Yeah.
I wouldn't have been allowed to watch that.
The Crypt Keeper dude.
That was my hero.
How the hell was that guy my hero?
He was cool.
That's a stretch hero huh?
He was cool as shit dude.
So did you watch like Twilight Zone growing up?

(01:38:33):
Twilight Zone?
Yeah.
The movie?
Yeah.
No, the shows.
Oh yeah.
Oh god man.
The originals were my favorite.
I think we could do an entire episode on your favorite Twilight Zone episode.
The soldiers.
The toy soldiers.
For me it was the one where the weather got hot and they all died.
And then the opposite of that was when the weather got cold.

(01:38:55):
Like it was like either way like fuuuuuck.
Add another one to the list.
I've never seen an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Oh my god.
I've obviously heard about episodes and known about things.
You never watched the Twilight Zone?
No I mean I know what it is but I've never watched an episode of it.
So we all have a favorite episode.
So she's got three she's got to watch.
The Parrot Zoo.
For me.
The Parrot Zoo.
Oh Parrot Zoo.

(01:39:16):
No, parents.
Like mom and dad.
Oh okay.
What was that about?
The children got to go in to the zoo where all these parents are behind the glass.
And they got to choose their new parents when they didn't like their own.
And then their own would have to go behind the glass until new children chose them.
Oh wild.

(01:39:37):
Yes.
I remember that one.
You remember that one?
Yeah.
The parents.
Yep I remember that one.
I was like holy crap.
The one where the guy ends up I don't know how it happened but basically Armageddon had
happened.
He's in the planet and he's in this busted old this whole city is in shambles right?
And all he wants to do is read a book.
So he's just trying to look for a book and look for a book and he's like trying to find

(01:40:00):
these books.
As soon as he finds a book he accidentally steps on his glasses and breaks them.
I think I remember that one.
He has to spend the rest of his life with all the books that he because he's a book
lover.
That he ever wanted but he can't read them.
He has all the books he could ever want but he can't read it because there's nobody to
fix his glasses.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Was that really an episode or you were making that up?

(01:40:22):
It was.
It was.
Wasn't that famous like William Shatner meme there's someone on the wing?
Wasn't that a Twilight Zone?
Oh yeah that was in the Twilight Zone movie.
There's something on the wing.
Something.
That was Ace Venture.
Well I know but that's what but it's from that Twilight Zone.
Yes.
They making fun of it.
There's something.
The wing.
Something on the wing.

(01:40:42):
Something.
Alright.
Alright let's listen to some music man.
What are we doing?
What are we listening to?
What is this?
What is this?
This is like Bonanza.
It is Bonanza.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Bonanza.
Oh yeah sorry.
Alright we'll play a couple we'll let Bonanza roll and then we'll play some music here.

(01:41:08):
Yeah we can we can bleep stuff out too you know.
If we want to.
I think Travis is feeling the need to bleep.

(01:41:37):
I think he's feeling the need to bleep.

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Sweet Curves, do you want to dance to a band from Louisiana tonight?
Sure.
I'm doing some sweet shoulder moves.
She loves it.
It's fantastical.

(01:48:11):
I think Travis is the only one enjoying it right now.
I'm good, I was just thinking for a minute about my

(01:48:37):
music.
Go ahead.
All right.
We might have to have a Cassie and Eric episode
where we keep score for you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know two songs.
I know that.
So as long as you play them back to back.
You're going to have to let me take over that machine,
and then it's going to be between you two.
Ha ha ha ha.
I gotta see you guys go at it.

(01:48:59):
Yeah, he wins.
Kick him in the neck.
Ha ha ha.
Cassie.
And places like that.
No.
I thought we were just guessing songs.
Right?
Because it's like, wow, we're going violent.
No, we would never do that.
All right.
What are we doing for punishment for the loser this time?
What does the loser have to do, man?
We've already talked about Javoneros and jalapenos.

(01:49:22):
Jalapenos.
Jalapenos.
So.
We did a name change.
We did a name change.
I'm Travis.
Kiwi.
Kiwi.
I can't remember, dude.
Travis Kiwi.
Like the Ukraine.
Kyiv.
Ki.
Oh, Kyiv.
OK.
Yeah, Kyiv.
A month was a long punishment.
Man, I know.
OK.
So maybe only a week if it's something.

(01:49:44):
Let's do something simple.
Where you don't have to last a month.
OK, here's my proposal.
All right.
What do you got, Eric?
You're always coming up with these things.
He is.
And last time he came up with one, we got tattoos.
This is my life.
He's full of punishments.
I have a really good one, actually.
Do you?
What's that?
Oh, what do you got, Sweet Curbs?
OK.
Whoever wins gets to go to the Remona Food and Clothes Closet

(01:50:09):
with $5 and pick out, it can be the ugliest, whatever shirt,
and the other person has to wear it out for a date night.
Oh, there you go.
This is the Remona Food and Clothes Closet?
Yes.
Oh, I'm down to do this.
So if I lose, you have to pick me a shirt to wear.
And it can be just outrageous, whatever.
And if you lose, I get to pick you a shirt to wear.
I love this.
And you have to wear it out in public.

(01:50:30):
Out on date night.
I am so down to do this.
And dude, I support them so much.
It'll be a pamo night or a Thursday.
$5 limit.
You got $5.
$5 or a smoking cannon.
It's Food and Clothes Closet.
I think they're like $4.99.
Yeah.
So maybe $6 for tax.
Yeah.
We'll include the taxes.
We're going to do it.
We're going to shout out to them,

(01:50:51):
Remona Food and Clothes Closet.
Love them.
But you know what?
It's cool, because it's a good event.
Let's do it.
Fucking do it.
It's an amazing business.
And they do so much for Remona.
What are you trying to say?
For Remona.
God dang it, Sweet Curbs.
Why are you always taking the words out of my mouth?
Let's hear some songs.
I love you.
Are we ready?
Let's go.
Wait.
Where's my jack?
OK.

(01:51:12):
Gentlemen.
Jack.
Chance.
All right.
We ready?
Yes, sir.
Here we go.
All right.
Here we go.
["Heal Billy Rocks"]
It comes from Mississippi and down in Alabama.
Creeping like a killer all across the land.
Oh, stop it.
Deep in the delta on the Louisiana shore.
The people got to have it.

(01:51:32):
They want to hear it.
God dang it.
It's the Heal Billy Rocks.
Heal Billy Rocks.
Yeah, but I don't know who sings it.
Name is your buzzer.
That said no.
Well, no, because we got to the chorus.
I didn't hear you either.
Heal Billy Rocks.
You haven't heard Heal Billy Rocks by Marty Stewart.
Who is this?
Oh, Marty Stewart.
I know Marty Stewart.
Yeah.
OK.
That's actually pretty cool.
I can't believe I've never heard it.

(01:51:52):
Oh, it's a great song.
All right.
Ready?
0-0.
All right, 0-0.
Here we go.
Here we go.
["Heal Billy Rocks"]
You guys are killing me.
I ain't live forever.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Travis.
Randy Travis.
What does that mean?
How does that work?

(01:52:15):
OK, you're on the countdown for the name of the song.
Oh.
Oh, god, come on.
Anybody?
Something about Jack and Susan.
Nope.
Over to Travis.
I know it's Randy Travis, though.
All right.
Heroes and Friends.
Heroes and Friends.
You guys are killing me.
So you said you knew that.
Dude, this is a good song.
I can't believe I'm listening to this right now.

(01:52:36):
OK, we are 1-0, Travis.
That's a good-ass song.
I know.
All of a sudden, I just want to come and hear it.
I know.
I do.
I want to listen to it.
So it's Randy Travis, and it's called Heroes and Friends.
Heroes and Friends.
This was the title track to his duets album.
Oh, OK.
And on his duets album, he did duets

(01:52:58):
with the greatest people in music.
I mean, it was amazing.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Killer man.
All right.
Heck yeah.
Randy Travis.
Not the King of Country.
Not the King of Country.
All right, here we go.
That's true.
Kirby.
Go ahead.
Toby Keith, Strawberry Cowboy.
Come on.
2 to 1, Kirby.
I was sipping my whiskey when you called your name.

(01:53:21):
But it's fine.
Time your drinks better, I guess.
It's fine.
I'm just saying, you weren't surprised
the question was coming.
Yeah.
I said, here we go.
All right, here we go again.
Is that enough lead time?
You ready?
Ready.
OK.
OK, here we go.
John Anderson.
Travis.
Go ahead.
John Anderson.
Tequila Night.
Don't ask your own straight Tequila Night.

(01:53:43):
Said straight Tequila Night.
OK, I'm going to let this one slide.
But if you say it and then don't say it
and then say your name, technically you lost.
So Kirby, you better get out of here with that.
Maybe I'll give you a new nurse later.
You know what I mean?
Well, I don't think so.
It's not after you cheating.
Yeah.

(01:54:05):
You did not say your name first.
I said I'll give it to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm just saying.
I didn't say my name first.
She goes, well, I did say I'd give it to you.
You called my name out the last, I
think it was the last episode or episode a couple weeks ago.
She did, yeah.
She called out Travis, but that meant it went to you.
I know.
Well, he yelled his name too.
I think that's why he said it.
All right, you guys ready?

(01:54:26):
Yes.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Dwight Yoakam.
1,000 miles and over.
No matter man.
1,000 miles from nowhere.
There you go.
Dwight Yoakam.
The Baker's Field Band.
2 to 5 Travis Curly.
Again, dude.
Sweet Curly, I'll feed your butt again.
Are we ready?

(01:54:49):
Travis.
Go ahead.
Blake Shelton.
Oh, god damn it.
Kirby Alabama.
Yeah.
Fuck, I was thinking of the other song.
Song of the South.
No.
Back over to Travis.
He got five seconds.
I know this song.
God dang it.
All right, first to name it.

(01:55:10):
It's definitely Alabama.
That's true.
In my mama's kitchen.
In my mama's kitchen.
I got to do it for the chorus.
No, hold on.
What is it?
I know it too.
What do the chorus mean?
I'm going to blank it out just before the chorus comes.
Da da da da da da.
Who's like.
Born country.
Yes, but it's been too long.
It's been too long.
You didn't get to the chorus?

(01:55:31):
You didn't say born country?
I'm like, now what is this chord
keeper going to do now?
He didn't blank it out.
He didn't get there.
It was too long.
She's right.
I didn't get to the chorus.
No, I got two.
Four to five.
No, you missed that one.
No, I did not.
No, she got it.
She got it.
The rules are.
Are you serious?
I said it was open.
I didn't shut the song off.
And it did not get to the chorus.

(01:55:53):
Man.
We're moving on.
OK.
Here we go.
We're moving on.
The hell is this?
I have no idea.

(01:56:13):
Kirby got a little head cocked there.
Who is that?
I just have no idea.
That's why I was like, I thought I knew it and I don't.
Travis.
I would say White Oakum.
We should have played this earlier.
Who is this?
I know the voice.

(01:56:34):
Trace Atkins.
Trace Atkins.
OK.
That's the outlaw.
Yes, he is.
Last one, guys.
We're out of time.
It's going to have to be the last one.
Travis.
Go ahead.
George Jones.
What?
Over to Curbs.

(01:56:57):
Ronnie Millsup.
Smokey Mountain Rain.
God dang it.
Sweet Curbs.
Did you win?
What's the deal?
We are tied.
Oh, we're tied?
We got to do it.
No, no.
That means we get to pick each other out of shirt.
And we have to go on date night.
OK.
We got to do it together.
OK.
I like this resolution.
So you both have to wear a tacky shirt out.

(01:57:18):
We both got to do the tacky shirt.
And we'll wear it out.
I'll wear it out with you.
I love you, my friend.
I want lots of pictures.
Sweet Curbs.
So cool.
All right, so this is it.
We're out of time, my friend.
This is the end of time, right?
Yeah.
Man, happy Sunday, y'all.
It is not the end of time.
That sounds very bleak.
It is the end of our time.
It's the end of our time.
But man, I'm telling you, I've been drinking
a lot of whiskey today.

(01:57:39):
Hoo.
So it's our time down here.
Down here is our time.
That's the Goonies.
That's from that movie, The Goonies.
Love The Goonies.
Love The Goonies.
Say goodbye, Travis.
All right, you guys.
Gotta love you guys.
God bless you.
Miracle.
She's somewhere in the smoky mountain range.

(01:58:03):
I waved a diesel down outside a cafe.
You said that he was going as far as Gatlinburg.
I climbed up in the cab all wet and cold and lonely.
I wiped my eyes and told him about her.

(01:58:27):
I've got to find her.
Can you make these big wheels burn?
Smoky mountain range.
Keeps on falling.
I keep on calling her name.

(01:58:52):
I keep on saying, I can't go on hurting this way.
She's somewhere in the smoky mountain range.
I can't blame her for letting go.

(01:59:13):
A woman needs someone warm to hold.
I feel the rain running down my face.
I'll find her no matter what it takes.

(01:59:41):
Keeps on falling.

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