Episode 16: Tracy Weinzapfel

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.

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Better get out of here. My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's
under hole. Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here. Get out of my studio.
No, hell no. From the Ramona radio studios, it's the

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Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
Alright, we're back. Happy Sunday everybody. I hope you
all had a great week. I got sweet curbs with me as always.
Hey, hey. So, I gotta say something about your hair.
What's about it? Looks really nice today. Oh, thanks. Yeah.
She's looking all adorable today, isn't she? Oh, I like
that. Your hair looks pretty good today too, babe. Yeah, it's

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all. Get a room. It's all mixed around. Oh, wait. Who is
that? We have a very special guest with us today, y'all.
You're not gonna believe who we actually managed. I feel like
that's Tracy's catchphrase to us. Get a room. Get a room. She
said it more than once. We have Tracy Wine's Apple with us
today hanging out. How are you doing Tracy? I'm doing great.
Thank you for the invite. Yeah, thanks for coming and hanging

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out with us on this beautiful Sunday. Sunday evening. It's
nice to be. Nice to be with you guys. I gotta tell you
something. There's something that we've never told you
before. Your nickname used to be. Oh, Tracy Tracy double went
down to Georgia Wines Apple. That's the ten step. The ten
step. Thank you. You danced the ten step to that. The ten

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step. We did not even know you yet or barely and it was at
Ramona Ranch. And you were so excited. You came running up
and you're like, can you play the devil down to Georgia and
Travis is like, we're missing a few instruments for that one.
That's the ten step. I, okay, I might have had a cocktail or
two. Maybe. Well, it was at the winery. So, I'm certain,

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certain you were drinking wine that day. I love that song.
Thank you for the invite guys and thank you for the nickname.
Heck yeah. Tracy Devil went down to Georgia Wines Apple. I've
never told you that before. No, you haven't. Good stuff. Oh,
we also have Eric Goforth, of course. He always almost
forgets about me every time. I know. Sorry, dude. 20 minutes
into the show. He's like, oh shit, there's that guy too.

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Well, I just did this to him. She's throwing birds around the
studio. Eric's got a good radio voice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
Eric, you gotta go.
So, Tracy, you have a art show. You do a lot of art. You do a
lot of paintings. Actually, I have a bunch of glasses that I

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purchased from you. There's ones that we still haven't gotten,
but we have a few. It's fine. I still get to that. We still
need those. You got it. They're on order and we won't even
talk about what they are. They're just cool glasses. And
yes, I am a local artist. Tracy Wines Apple Studios and thank
you so much because you guys are big supporters of mine. Heck
yeah. I love watching your live videos. Those are cool. Yes. I

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stumbled upon those a couple of weeks ago and I'm like, this is
mesmerizing. Yeah. They are. They're mesmerizing. Thank you.
I just watch them and I'm like, that is the coolest thing. I
know and I watch them and I can't I can't not comment. I've
never seen them. I mean, I've never seen them even come up in
my feed and we're friends. Is it a separate channel? So, I
mostly do it on my page, Tracy Wines Apple Studios. I don't

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usually do it on my private Facebook page. Okay, that's why.
Yeah. Now, I have to subscribe. That's nice. Thank you. Thank
you guys. I follow you on that page. Yeah, you are one of my
biggest shout outs that I always give. I'm like, Travis
Billy Ross. Hi. Thank you. Heck yeah. I love watching that
stuff. Yeah. Every Wednesday, I do that. So, how did the whole

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art thing start? Give it. Give us your give us your auto
biography. I was born a poor girl. Give us your full word.
Once upon a time, I had a paintbrush. Born a poor girl in
Michigan. I was born in Michigan and I am I was artistic
growing up and then one day, I said to my dad, I'm gonna go to

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school and become an artist and my dad goes, that's a great
idea. What I think you should do is go get a degree that you
can fall back on. That's not they normally say that, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Sounds that sounds good, sweetheart.
What are you gonna what what about when that doesn't work?
Yeah. Yeah. And I got two acceptance letters on the same
day. Everybody wants to know how I decided to go from either

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U of M or Michigan State. My dad was over my shoulders when I
got the acceptance letters and he goes, if you go to U of M,
you can live at home. Next day, I accepted at Michigan State.
Sorry, dad. Sorry. I love my parents, just to be clear. But
yeah, and I planned on going into architecture because it

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could be like art related and then neglected to figure out
that Michigan State did not have an architecture program, but I
accepted it anyway. I wanted to move away. But yeah. So did you
choose a fallback degree or did you just own it? I'm actually
very proud to say that I was one of two graduating females and

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I have two degrees. One is in building construction management
and the other is in finance. And so I found like a business
thing that I could do also, like I love construction. I love
estimating. I loved doing all the drawings and all the
renderings and all of the stuff that went along with doing that.
And it was funny because I put art on hold. But getting that

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degree, you had to do renderings and models. And I was so good
at that. And my models were like three dimensional back in the
day. It wasn't like what we have now. And I absolutely loved it
and probably is now the biggest advice I give to kids. I go
speak at schools and I always use that advice that my parents
gave me. Get a business degree, get a marketing degree because

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art is a wonderful business. But that term starving artist is
something I never wanted to be. So I do encourage and yes, you
can go into art history and all that fun stuff. I do own my
business now and I love it. But I probably do more business than
I do more art. Yeah, probably. Well, this is a dumb question,

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but what do you love more? Oh, so here's the thing about me. I
feel like I'm right and left brained. I love working
construction. I work with mostly all men and I love I'm no
nonsense. I probably could give the best dirty jokes. We got an
hour Tracy. I don't want to swear because we'll let you

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think about the best of the best ones. We're going to listen to
the music here in a little bit and I'm gonna let you think
about a dirty joke. I want to hear it. I love that guys like
can hand it to me and I hand it right back. I am that side of
my business, but I also love my I'm known for whimsical
flowers and happy art and everybody thinks I'm always

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happy. No, that's not if you have to get into an estimating
room with me, I might surprise you. So I love both sides of
it. Yeah, interesting. I've only seen one side and that's
don't make her mad is what she said, but I definitely would
not want to ever piss you off because Tracy don't go your
ass. Good. I didn't know if I could swear on this show. Oh

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yeah. Yeah, you can swear on this. Travis and I are on the
show. If there was no swearing, we wouldn't have a show. This
is the outlaw country show. Yeah, I really don't take any
**** at work and it's just a bottom line thing that's always
I've been proud of, but also I respect and work with so many
amazing people, but what do I love more? I love art 10 times
more. It's I love being creative. I love music anything

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having to do with the arts is everything that fills my soul
and when I come home at night and work my business, most
people, you know go to work and they work eight to five. Well,
I wake up at seven o'clock in the morning or no, I wake up at
five thirty, but I am starting work at seven o'clock and then
I go do a day job and then I come home and I work from
probably no less whether it's painting business marketing

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social media. I am doing my own creative business probably
from five thirty to nine o'clock and then even in my
downtime, I'm drawing so I don't know how to explain it, but
that's I live a creative life. We have a very similar
lifestyle. I have a day job as well and then after work, I
play music. I'm an artist as well and it's pretty cool. I
prefer the music part of it though. I do too. Yeah and and

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my whole goal and you know, we'll talk about it, but my
whole goal is always been kind of to own run operate my own
business and I am doing it and I'm so dang proud of it.
Having fun. That's awesome. Yeah. Heck yeah. Well, let's
you want to listen to some tunes. Love it. What would you
like to listen to? I know what we should listen to. I know
we're starting with let's do Devil Went Down to Georgia.

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The devil went down to Georgia. He was looking for a soul to
steal. He was in a bind because he was way behind and he was
willing to make a deal when he came across this young man
sewing on the fiddle and playing it hot and the devil jumped
up on a hickory stump and said, boy, let me tell you what I
guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too and if
you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you

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played pretty good fiddle boy, but give the devil his due. I
bet a fiddle of gold against your soul because I think I'm
better than you. The boy said my name's Johnny and it might be
a sin, but I'll take your bet. You're gonna regret cuz I'm
the best as ever been. Johnny, you're rising up your bowl and
play your fiddle hard. Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and
the devil deals the cards and if you win, you get this shiny

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fiddle made of gold, but if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The devil opened up his case and he said, I'll start this
show and fire flew from his fingertips as he rossed up his
bow and he pulled the bow across the strings and it made

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an evil hiss and then a band of demons joined in and it
sounded something like this.

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When the devil finished, Johnny said, well, you're pretty
good, old son, but sit down in that chair right there and let
me show you how it's done.

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The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been
beat and he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's
feet. Johnny said, devil, just come on back if you ever wanna
try again. I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm
the best as ever been. He played fire on the mountain, run,

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boy, run. Devil's in the house of the rising sun. The chicken
breath and the freaking out door.

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She talks about the future like she's flipping through a
magazine. Finds the beauty in the thrown away and broken
things. Gets excited about all my crazy dreams.

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God, every sunset that she's ever seen memorized saves him
from a rainy day or stormy night. Sky is brighter looking
through her eyes.
I don't remember

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like before she came
into the picture.
Brought the beauty
I was missing with her.
Showed me colors
I ain't never seen.
She took chances
with every wall I built
she saw a canvas.

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I thank God every day
for how he made her.
My life was black and white
but she's the painter.
She reminds me that
it ain't too late
to start again.
Fine is good,
but you need some blue

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every now and then.
How do I live so long
without her reckless touch?
I don't remember
into the picture.
Brought the beauty

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Showed me colors
I ain't never seen.
She took chances
she saw a canvas.

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I don't remember
into the picture.
Brought the beauty
Showed me colors
I ain't never seen.
She took chances

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she saw a canvas.
She's the painter.

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Alright, we're back.
Tracy Wynzapfel,
give us some story
about that song.
That's one of your
favorite songs.
Oh my God.
Eric just played that
and it was all lit up.
I actually love that song.
I love Cody Johnson
and I was at his concert
before that had been released
and he played it.
And I think I was screaming
to the stadium,
this is my song.

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I do believe he is married
and he did not write that
about me but if you're an artist.
It's just the four of us
in the room.
You're the painter.
It's okay.
You can fantasize with us.
It's alright.
It's all good.
We encourage it.
I was super excited
when Eric played it.
I was like,
that's my song.
Thank you.

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Of course.
I love that song.
That was a good song.
That was Cody Johnson.
Yes.
Yeah, heck yeah.
So I got something.
I have a video of you,
Tracy Wynzapfel.
Careful.
I have a video of you singing
on stage with Mike Mosley.
I don't think I ever
sent that video to you.
Thank you.
But we're going to have
to share it now on social media

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so that people can...
Well, what was she singing?
What was the song
you were singing?
I don't think I'd ever heard it.
Okay, to be clear,
I go live every Wednesday night.
And if I have to listen back,
anything having to do with me,
I don't.
I have people who listen and edit.
But yes, I did sing
with Michael Mosley

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a couple times now.
Oh yeah?
And we sang at Smoking Cannon.
The song is Michelle Wright,
Take It Like a Man.
Okay.
And how that started was,
I do free live demos every Wednesday.
I was telling Eric Kirby here
that every Wednesday night,

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I paint live.
And it is literally like sometimes
watching paint dry because
there's paint drying.
So I have to be entertaining
and have stories.
And I never realized that sometimes
I break out in song because
most of the time when I'm creating
by myself, I'm always
listening to music.
And so also my dad is a singer.

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And he used to embarrass
the heck out of me.
We would just be walking down the aisle
in, I don't know, Kmart back in the day.
And he would just break out in
Over the Rainbow, Garth Brooks,
all the, but he just randomly sings.
He's a tenor.
And I used to be like,
Dad, you're embarrassing me.
This is terrible.
But now I've realized I do it

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and I do it when I'm painting.
And Michael had been listening
and watching me paint.
And he said, you have a good voice.
And that is how it started.
And so I started going to his house
on Tuesday and more like vocal coaching.
But it was more like us just sitting
and being friends.
And he made it like a comfortable.
I think being an artist or being creative
is super vulnerable.

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For sure.
Yeah.
And I mean, like you have to like,
you have to trust the people
that are around you to know that
they're not going to like
you're not going to like the
balls.
What is this?
You saw what you sing for us right now.
Why not?
I'm not painting.
Not painting.
But you've had a couple of vodka.

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You know, you have a couple of drinks.
Ruppelman.
Ruppelman.
What's a Ruppelman?
Wait, we got to talk about that.
What do you I see you have a glass.
Here it is.
I'm going to leave it on.
Tracey's signature drink.
I bet you she breaks out any second.
Go ahead.
Keep talking to her.
She'll just break it out in a second.
There it is.
You guys are killing me.

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She's resistant hard.
If I knew the song, I'd sing it with you, Tracey.
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
It's called,
Take It Like a Man.
I don't think I've ever heard it.
Boy meets girl, it's a delicate thing.
So much time spent wondering
if what you see
is what you get.
Take it like a man,

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steady and strong,
not a lot of fuss in carrying on.
OK.
That was awesome.
That was rad.
I thought that was the radio.
I didn't realize that was you.
No, I didn't even realize he was playing it without the lyrics
because I would have started from the beginning.
Sorry, Michael.
He really is a good vocal coach.
You sounded great.

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Yeah, baby.
You know, we got another, we got another what?
Actually, we have another two hours here, Tracey.
Nothing like putting me on the spot, Eric.
That's what we do here.
Hey, I was very impressed.
I was impressed, too.
I for real thought that was the actual song.
I didn't know you were singing.
Can I make that as a request for one of our songs?
Yeah, we can do that.
We can make that a request.

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So what are you drinking over there, Tracey?
I see you got a glass.
I do.
So my drink of choice, if you know me,
is something that maybe most of you drank in the 80s.
Or if you were 16 and that's all you could find in your parents' liquor cabinet.
Zima?
Mad Dog 20.
Zima?
Zima.

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What a mean group of people.
Boad Strawberry Hill.
Oh, I drink that, too.
Oh, I remember that Boons Farm.
Oh my God.
I love it that one day my mom goes, do you want this vodka?
We're never going to drink it.
And my brother and I looked at one another.
I'm like, oh my gosh, she has no idea that's straight water.
We've refilled that thing seven times.

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That's funny.
Sure, mom.
That's dear mother.
She probably had three drinks and was like, this isn't working.
Do you guys want this?
I don't know.
Yeah, she's like, I don't know about this vodka.
This vodka sucks.
Really easy to drink, but not.
It's not a good mixer.
Yeah.
It's not a good mixer.
So my little drink of choice, well, obviously I love our local wineries.

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Plug, plug, plug.
Plug, plug.
But if I get, I like rumple mints.
No tequila.
Tequila, Tracy, no good.
No.
No.
You got bad tequila stories?
She's got good tequila stories.
Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
That was my next question.
What's the drunkest or what was the drunkest you've ever been on tequila?

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I'm just assuming that right now.
19 years old in San Diego on spring break, uh, went, I could hear that, went down to Mexico
and tequila should never come up through your nose.
It's a rule.
Yeah.
I agree with that one.

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I wouldn't think that had to be written down, but it should be, I guess.
So, yeah.
Well, because then you forever smell it.
Oh yeah.
And when your friends say, Oh, this one's so good, it's smooth, it's no, no.
I'm not a, I've never been super drunk on tequila, but I don't like it.
I'll drink margaritas all day.
Yeah.
I have a Hernandez hideaway story too, that had to do with margaritas where I thought

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I could drink tequila and I was saving money and ordered a pitcher of tequila.
Well, I ordered a pitcher of margaritas and I wasn't, I was,
Oh, that was very thrifty of you.
Was it like one of those big fish bowl style?
Did it come out your nose though?
And you're okay.
Pretty much the next day I said, Oh my God, where did I leave my dignity last night?

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Yeah, no, I'm not a tequila person and I know everybody loves it and it's smooth
and it's this and it's that and you could go, no, it's not my thing.
Yeah.
I'll take their word for it too on the same way.
Oh really?
I feel like I just makes me go to sleep.
Honestly, I'm not really a tequila guy either.
Like I'm a whiskey guy myself.
I'm actually stunned because normally when I'm with anybody, they all say tequila,

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tequila, tequila, vodka, soda, girl vodka, actually rum, spiced rum is my drink.
Rum.
You like the Malibu rum?
Tito's to be specific.
Sailor Jerry's.
Sailor Jerry's.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Rumple mints.
Just rumple mints.
I'd never heard of rumple mints until tonight.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm like, what is that?

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Is that like, what is it like, wine?
It's like 90 proof.
Because she brought the bottle.
Let's see.
Is it?
It's 100 proof.
Oh God.
That's 100 proof?
Oh my God.
I like how it says with imported flavor.
It's not the vodka that was imported.
The flavor was imported.
The flavor was imported by someone else.
It says 100 proof, crafted with imported flavor.
I feel like I'm going to share this with my audience.

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Little elves in Germany make that flavor and they import it.
Okay, it's a peppermint schnapps liquor, 50%.
Yes.
Tracy.
And to be clear, if your stomach-
Tracy, this bottle's half gone already.
We're only 20 minutes into the show.
I had one.
I had one.
Does it fix a tummy ache?
I'm not sharing this with my audience.

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No, if you ever have a stomach ache too, they recommend peppermint.
I'm not choking.
I will say to my friends, like, oh here, your stomach is upset.
Here you go.
Here's a little shot.
That's two birds, one stone.
Thank you.
You're going to get a little bit of a
drink, right?
Then you take a nap.
Eric.
It's all right.
Don't judge me.

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I tell you.
Who's judging?
Nobody's judging.
Nobody's judging.
I think it's bad ass.
We've got to get Eric a little sipper of it.
You're drinking something stronger than what I'm drinking.
I'm feeling a little-
Just a little sipper.
We call that a sipper.
A sipper?
Craig calls it a nipper.
A nipper.
A nipper.
A nipper.
A nipper, but this is a sipper.
Just a wee little nipper.
A sipper.
Well, that's good stuff.
So you're double-fisting it right now.
I was just given to me, so I thought I would not offend the host.

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Very polite.
Never.
I'm from Michigan.
Midwest girls.
It's steak, potatoes, and never leave alcohol behind in your cup.
Or don't play games with them either.
They're real competitive.
Travis and I learned this the hard way.
Are they competitive?
Yeah.
Okay, so story-
We had a poker night.
Story time.
And here comes Tracy, totally sharking all of us.

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We were playing Texas Hold'em, and she brings out this-
Oh, is she one of those that opens it up?
Is it good that I have two A's?
Yes, all of the hands, all of the possible things you could have.
Listen, I can't help but think-
And then she's like, you can't do that?
How do you know?
You got a cheat sheet in front of you.
What are you talking about?
I just had a reminder of where the hands were.

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I am a rule follower, and Texas Hold'em is her middle name.
And she did win that night, actually.
You know what was really funny is that I invited her to the Texas Hold'em night.
We're playing poker for fun.
It's not anything crazy.
And she's like, oh, I don't think I know how to play.
Okay, to be clear-
I was like, oh, okay, well, we'll show you how to play.
I'm sorry, Travis.
And she gets there, and she's like, sharking everybody.

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Good thing it was only a $20 buy-in.
Okay, but to be fair, when you say we're playing poker for fun,
and there's money involved, that's a whole- no, that's not fun.
That's not fun.
We're now playing for money.
I'm from Michigan.
I will sell each one of you at this table out in a second for that $70 pot in the middle.
Tracy walks in, she goes, when's it starting?

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Start the game.
She pulled out her plastic green visor cap.
She's like, she's ready.
I'm like, holy shit, Tracy.
Just kidding, she doesn't smoke.
Are we almost done with this interview?
Because I have to leave.
Okay, to be clear, when you are from the Midwest, this is what you do well, okay?
You drink, you play cards, and there's another activity, and you have many children.

(27:07):
When it's the snowy days?
Yes.
That goes along with drinking, I think.
I have to be clear that-
A lot of October babies.
From the Midwest.
And we take our cards very seriously.
So yes, I knew how to play going in, but I needed the little sheet to remind me that my-
What was on the little sheet?
Just the, you know, the lay out of the hands.

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Hand combinations.
It wasn't like a cheat sheet.
Oh, what hand can be in another hand?
Yes, yeah, and I just needed a reminder, because all of my kids were raised on Texas Hold'em,
which is so embarrassing.
This is not making this story any better.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, the best was when my son, I think he was like in fifth grade, and his Xbox broke,

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and we all went to Michigan for vacation, and my aunt didn't have any chips.
And so they laid out various pastas for all of the denominations of the chips, and my son actually won.
And when he went back to school, they said, what did you do over the summer?
And he won the money to buy his new Xbox through poker.
And I was like, oh my God.

(28:12):
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, you really played for money.
I thought you were like-
Remember when we did dreidel with Eminem's, actually.
I thought you were like, no money, just pasta.
So like the rigatoni was worth a quarter, the penne's a dollar.
Well, my aunt just said, oh my goodness.
Frozen raviolis are five.
Yeah, my aunt was like, oh, the poker chips are in the cabin.

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And we're all like, so we came over here to stare at one another?
And then the rule was the first person out had to be the bartender.
This is so sad.
So even if my son went out, I was like, oh, gal, dear Lord.
But he didn't go out. He won.
Your drink's easy.
Just pour the rum.
I was going to say a holder.
I want to say.
No, I was going to say.

(28:54):
That's another Midwest thing.
By the way, all of-
We've got eight-year-old bartenders.
Only if they lose at Texas Hold'em first.
Yeah, they have to lose at Texas Hold'em.
I love my family so much.
I love you guys.
We'll take a break here.
Thank you.
And then we'll let you get your composure there.
Yeah, right.
All right, let's listen to Take It Like a Man.
There you go.

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Let's do that.
Take it.

(29:47):
Well, we ain't the other sometimes.
I just don't want to quit.
One wants a maid.
One needs his mother.
They either want space or they want to smother me.
My poor heart needs somebody who
can take it like a man.

(30:09):
Steady and strong.
Not a lot of fuss I'm carrying on
True to a promise I can write in stone
Take it like a man who knows about love
Every little thing that a girl dreams of
Someone wise enough to understand

(30:31):
If you want this woman's heart
Take it like a man
I met somebody the other night
Started thinking he was Mr. Right Wrong
I might have never known

(30:53):
If a friend hadn't brought it to my attention
He's got a wife before God to mention
Girl, leave that fool alone
I keep hoping and telling myself
Somewhere there's one good one left

(31:14):
Cause my poor heart needs somebody who
Can take it like a man
Steady and strong

(31:37):
Take it like a man

(32:15):
Take it like a man
Steady and strong

(32:41):
Take it like a man
Take it like a man
Honey, if you want my heart
You gotta take it like a man

(33:03):
Take it like a man
She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Marguerite is at the holiday inn
Oh, have mercy, my only thought
Was tequila makes your clothes fall off

(33:25):
I told her put an egg in the bowl
Tequila makes your clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron

(33:46):
Her closet's missing half the things she bought
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off
She's out of her shoes
Losing her ring in her drain
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

(34:10):
Drop her contact down the sink
Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth

(34:48):
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi hunts
Gentle old shooters full of smearin' off
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

(35:09):
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
She don't mean nothing, she's just having fun

(35:34):
Tomorrow she'll say oh and have I done
Friends will joke about the stuff she lost
All tequila makes her clothes fall off

(36:23):

(36:48):

(37:10):
She'll start by kicking out of her bathroom stall
Is that what you call it?
Whiskey salad?
No, an outlaw salad.
Outlaw salad.
Yeah.
Five water croutons and whiskey of your choice.
I am learning so much tonight.
This is also an educational show, Trace.
Oh, I love this.

(37:30):
Whiskey is an outlaw salad.
What would a rumple mint and ice be?
Oh, minty.
Like a winter salad?
Yeah, it's like Santa Claus.
Christmas salad.
Christmas salad.
It's a Christmas salad.
Yes.
I'm not going to eat that.
I'm not going to.
Christmas salad.
Sweet Curbs, are you having some of that too?
All right.
I am.

(37:50):
I got to try this.
Let me get a little sip of that.
I mean, it gives you fresh breath and settles your stomach.
It tastes like you ate a peppermint.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
You know what it tastes like?
You know when you go to a restaurant and they give you one of those mints, those red and
white mints?
Like a butter mint?
No.
Andre.
Andre the mint from-
No, yeah.
It's a peppermint.
The Andes.
The Andes.
Yeah.

(38:11):
This, I don't know if it would be weird or it would be really good.
Like chocolate syrup because I feel like it would taste like a York peppermint patty.
Oh, I think we might have to try it sometime.
Well, wow.
We got some chocolate syrup in there.
Let's just do a little experiment.
I mean, for the people, I feel like we have to let them know.
I also make a good espresso martini.
I know.
I've had-
Oh, that's true.

(38:31):
We've had that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Espresso martini.
That was one of those poker nights you whipped our asses at.
Also, I have to say, Tracy invited us for dinner.
We're going to put the show out just as a public service announcement.
Hosting Pwner Night, episode 16 of the TBR Show.
I'm so sorry.
This is what came out.
Public service announcement.

(38:52):
Yeah.
If you or I love to have a gambling problem.
Or a rumple mint problem.
It's not a problem.
Sorry.
It sounds like a winning problem.
I said she did win that night, so it paid off.
Okay.
She won twice.
She lost four friends, but she made $80.

(39:13):
Okay.
Sorry.
I was ahead.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my goodness.
That's hilarious.
All right.
So you were born, you said you were born in Michigan.
Born and raised.
Born and raised.
When did you move to California?
May 4th, 1992.
That's my birthday.
May the 4th be with you.
May the 4th.

(39:34):
Wow.
Yeah.
Pick today my girlfriend.
1992.
I took spring break out here and then I went.
Okay.
This is good.
Speaking of music.
Did you move to Ramona or did you move to California first?
I moved to Lakeside actually first.
But I went spring break out here.

(39:55):
Speaking of music, I'm from Detroit, so I like your Bob Seger's classic rock and roll.
Kid Rock.
Kid Rock.
Oh, Eminem.
I'm a Kid Rock.
Yes.
All the usuals.
And I went back for my spring break and my girlfriend, my best friend, Julie said, what

(40:16):
are you listening to?
And it was Garth Brooks, Rope in the Wind.
I'm like, I love the CD.
And she goes, what is this?
And I'm like, I'm moving to California.
And she didn't believe me.
And that was April.
And I got on the phone and I bought a one way ticket to San Diego, California.
With nowhere to stay or anything?
I had friends.
I had friends and it was like 50 bucks a month and stayed in Lake.

(40:42):
I rented a room in my friend's house in Lakeside.
Still friends with them to this day.
And went cross country with my nine UPS boxes and country music.
But I love like Nat King Cole.
And then all of a sudden country just came into my world and it hit me over the head.

(41:04):
I love.
I love dancing.
I love country music.
I'm crazy for country, especially the oldies.
Yeah.
What's your favorite like older?
Oh my God, like Teddy Bear.
Like I love anything talking country.
That is Teddy Bear.
I've not even ever heard of that.
Have you?
Teddy Bear.
Yeah.

(41:24):
Come on.
It's the CB radio.
He's talking.
Who is it?
Who sings it?
Come on.
Is that Lou Reed?
Is it the same guy that does the convoy?
Jerry Reed.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
And I could.
This one.
This one.
Is that my right?
Oh, OK.
Right here.
Ah, you like it.
Who does sing it?
Do you know?
I don't.

(41:45):
Red Sovine.
I was on the outskirts of a little southern town.
Oh yeah.
This is in that one song.
It's in that one song.
It's in Red Sovine.
The old CB was firing away on channel one nine.
I think it's maybe David Owen Cole's song.
When there came a little boy's voice.
This guy's all about truck driving.
You're thinking about Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Jimmy Depp.
Yeah.
Jimmy Deen.

(42:06):
The guy where he cut his ear off?
No.
They sang this guy's name.
What is his name, the singer?
Red Sovine.
Red Sovine.
Oh, OK.
Patsy Cline.
We'll have to play a little bit.
Yeah.
We'll play that on the next break for sure.
I want to hear that.
Patsy Cline.
Yeah.
It just became just a nut for country music.
And I'm just one of those people, too.
Like, you don't want to be in an elevator with me playing trivia, music trivia, because

(42:30):
I got you.
Oh god.
Here we go with.
She's so competitive. She's gonna kick her ass this week. Eric don't
His hands around the soundboard
Okay, hold on. I got this game
Do you hear that Kirby?
She's she's through death. She threw it down
I love sounds like we got so I would be scared

(42:56):
So to answer your question I bought a one-way ticket and I moved out here and
So thankful. I eventually ended up in Ramona in
1995 well
Same house. I love it. Mm-hmm raised all three of my kids in the same house. Wow all in Ramona all in Ramona
1995 are you gonna miss it? Don't even say you graduated from like

(43:20):
I graduated high school in 1995. You're not that much older than me Tracy. I started middle school in 1995
I see now see I
Was in my third year in the Air Force in 95

(43:45):
Yes, am I all my kids were born in the military hospital were they
Pregnant twice three kids. Oh, yeah the math you have twins. I do
I'd figure that out
I've only had a couple of
I get a point for that at least one

(44:07):
Now you're but you're leaving Ramona soon I am so sad
It had to have been something amazing I
Went on vacation instead of buying a lousy t-shirt. I bought a house
Yes, North Carolina
I am I'm from South Carolina South Carolina. You are there rivalry there?

(44:30):
Wait a minute. No, I didn't know that
Well, I'm really from here, but I moved there in 91, South Carolina and lived there until
98 so in high school out there graduated high school out there in a little town called Aiken
I was Aiken to get out
No, so

(44:51):
I mean I wanted to I wanted to have fun and
Started getting into a little bit of trouble out there, but with the law
So you run it from the law then I had mentioned something about that
I think a couple shows ago been to jail a couple times, but had to get out of that
So I came back to California in 98. I think it was 1998. Yeah, we're excited ever since am I excited?
I am I really am excited. Are you one of those that love new chapters like the the unknown?

(45:17):
The the unknown the well kind of or you like this is a big we seem like a free spirit Tracy
I love that y'all think that I am one of those people who have probably been driving the same car forever
I've lived in the same house since
1995 I love my friends. I love everything but I am

(45:39):
My kids have just graduated. Oh, my last two just graduated from college the timing presented itself
I was on vacation. My parents will be living ten minutes for me
I don't want this time to escape from me spending time with my parents and being close to them
I'll be ten minutes from them 20 minutes from my brother. I've never been able I'm the only one who really lives out here

(46:04):
Most of my family still lives in Michigan, Florida
North Carolina
Texas so I've never had the opportunity
Last Friday my brother called and said hey, what are you doing? And I said nothing
He goes, oh can you want to go out to lunch? And I was like, huh?
And he goes, yeah, I'll pick you up in about ten minutes and I go
Oh my god, like we can do this
And and so I'm really excited to embrace the next chapter. Also, I bought a house that

(46:31):
Has about a 750 square foot already pre-made ready-to-go workshop studio
I run a laser business that I do a lot of woodworking and it has outlets and
I didn't even notice if the house has a kitchen
I'm sure it does
You're like looking I just want the garage. Rumor has it my mom said there's a kitchen

(46:53):
But I'm looking forward to like expanding my business and this is the first time I'm rolling the dice on me like rolling
I'm not living it for a husband. I'm not living. I mean, I love my kids
I love my family. I love everything. I love Ramona. I love my friends
This is the hardest thing I'll ever probably do is leave this many friends

(47:14):
But I'm rolling the dice on me my business and and looking forward to being close to my family
Feels like a homecoming?
Yeah, and I put my house up for sale and I thought oh man
I thought about the little pitter-patter of feet and the history in my house
And my art studio and I have a big workshop in my garage

(47:37):
But like the first time that I go wait a minute
I'm just gonna be able to rebuild this all and I'm looking around because I love Ramona radio
Eric's set up here. So I'm making notes looking at his equipment
Making my lives in my paint lessons and also just being able to expand and
I'm excited for my kids. I'm excited for my family, but I want to be my dad's an amazing woodworker

(48:03):
I'm looking forward to like calling my dad and going let's let's get together on something. So
Excited for you. Yeah, that's really cool. But I love you guys all I'll be back. Yeah. All right. Let's get some tunes in here
Yeah, let's catch up with you a little bit more. I was on the outskirts of a little southern town

(48:31):
Trying to reach my destination before the sun went down
The old cb was blaring away on channel one nine
When there came a little boy's voice on the radio line
And he said breaker one nine. Is anyone there? Come on back truckers and talk to teddy bear
Well, I keyed the mic and I said you got it teddy bear

(48:53):
And the little boy's voice came back on the air
Appreciate the break who we got on that end
I told him my handle and then he began
Now I'm not supposed to bother you fellas out there
Mom says you're busy and for me to stay off there
But you see I get lonely and it helps to talk

(49:13):
Because that's about all I can do
I'm crippled and I can't walk
I came back and told him to fire up that mic
And I talked to him as long as he liked
This was my dad's radio the little boy said
But I guess it's mine and mom's now

(49:34):
Because my daddy's dead
Dad had a wreck about a month ago
He was trying to get home in the blinding snow
Mom asked to work now to make ends meet
And i'm not much help with my two crippled feet
She says not to worry that we'll make it all right

(49:55):
But I hear her crying sometimes late at night
You know, there's one thing I want more than anything
else to see oh I know you guys are too busy to bother with me
But you see my dad used to take me for rides when he was home
But I guess that's all over now since my daddy's gone

(50:19):
Not one breaker came on the old cb
As that little crippled boy
Talked with me
I told him I was going to get home
Talked with me I tried hard to swallow a lump just wouldn't stay down
As I thought about my boy back in greenville town

(50:41):
Dad was going to take mom and me with him later on this year
Well, I remember him saying someday this old truck will be yours teddy bear
But I know I'll never get to ride an 18 wheeler again
But this old base will keep me in touch with all my trucker friends
Teddy bear is going to back on out now and leave me alone

(51:03):
Because it's about time for mom to come home
But you give me a shout when you're passing through
And I'll sure be happy to come back to you
Well, I came back and I said before you go 10 10 what's your home 20 little cb friend
Well, he gave me his address and I didn't once hesitate

(51:24):
Because this hot load of freight is just gonna have to wait
I turned that truck around on a dime
And headed straight for Jackson street 229
And as I rounded the corner
Oh, I got one heck of a shock
18 wheelers were lined up for three city blocks
Well, I guess every driver from miles around had caught teddy bears in the middle of the road

(51:49):
And caught teddy bears caught
And that little cripple boy was having a ball
For as fast as one driver would carry him in another would carry him to his truck and take off again
Well, you better believe I took my turn at riding teddy bear
And then I carried him back in and put him down in his chair

(52:09):
And buddy if I never live to see happiness again
I want you to know I saw it that day in the face of that little man
We took up a collection for him before his mama got home
And each driver said goodbye
And then they were all gone
He shook my hand with a mile long grin

(52:30):
And said so long trucker. I'll catch you again
Yeah, I hit that interstate with tears in my eyes
And I turned on the radio and I got another surprise
Yes breaker one nine came a voice on the air
Just one word of thanks for mama teddy bear
We wish each and every one a special prayer for you

(52:54):
Because you just made my little boy's dream come true
I'll sign off now before I start to cry
May god ride with you 10-4
And goodbye

(53:16):
On a warm summer's evening
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns staring
Out the window at the darkness
The boredom overtook us
And he began to speak he said son i've made a life

(53:39):
out of reading people's faces
And knowing what the cards were by the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind my saying
I can see you're out of aces for a taste of your whiskey
I'll give you some advice
So I handed him my bottle

(54:01):
And he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his face lost all expression
Said if you're gonna play the game boy
You gotta learn to play it right
Cause you got to know when to hold up

(54:23):
Know when to fold up
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sitting at the table
There'll be time enough to count
When the dealing's done

(54:46):
Every gambler knows
That the secret to surviving
Is knowing what to throw away
And knowing what to keep
Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for
Is to die in your sleep

(55:07):
And when he finished speaking
He turned back toward the window
Crushed out a cigarette
And faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness
The gambler he broke even
But in his final words I found
An ace that I could keep

(55:28):
Cause you got to know when to hold up
Cause you never count your money

(55:49):
You got to know when to hold up
When the holding's done
Know when to hold up
Cause you never count your money

(56:12):
You got to know when to hold up
You never count your money

(57:00):
Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the sky
Or the clouds
You are right
Way to go, Curbs
How did you know that? You were way too young for that
I was a fan of Scooby Doo though
He was Shaggy, I knew that too
Was he? Casey Kasem was Shaggy?
I didn't know that
I didn't know that
And like the original Scooby Doo

(57:22):
Way to go
The feet on the ground thing I learned cause he was on an episode of
Saved by the Bell
Oh my god, I remember that
When you wake up in the morning
Eric, don't worry, we don't have to know that show
You have to know Saved by the Bell
I did have a daughter
I didn't want to say Saved by the Bell
My kids
Screech

(57:44):
Zach Morris
A.C. Slater
Kelly Kapowski
Lisa Turtle
Jesse Spano
Mr. Belding
You must have really watched that show
Honest to goodness
I'll be 40 in February
If you are 37 to 40
years old and you weren't obsessed with Saved by the Bell

(58:06):
There's something wrong with you
It only ran for like 3
seasons and it became like a cult
And it was a Saturday morning thing they put on
to compete with cartoons, it wasn't even on
in the evening
Oh, nobody messed with my cartoons
What a cheesy show, I did like cartoons when I was a kid though
What was your favorite cartoon? Bugs Bunny
Yeah, I liked
What was that? It was always on after school

(58:28):
DuckTales
Oh, I like DuckTales
Life is like a hurricane
In the near
Duckberg
Did you ever watch, or did your kids watch
The Gummy Bears? And they had like this
potion that would make them dance? That sounds like
something that's legal in California
Gummy Bears
Running here and there and everywhere

(58:50):
I don't
know if that stuff's legal
Life is like a hurricane
In the
Duckberg
These ass-names use airplanes
It's all Duckberg
Might solve a
mystery
Or rewrite history
DuckTales

(59:12):
Woo!
I've been in
DuckTales
My tails are
DuckTales
Oh man, that reminds me
That reminds me when I was a kid
That was so much fun
What is the alcohol content in this
Rumpelmint again? Because I don't think I've ever
sang or participated in the music

(59:34):
And I only had a sip of that stuff, are you sure
it's just alcohol?
It makes you music savvy
I'm going to have to start
drinking that at my shows
I want to hear you cover that song at the next
show I know, yeah, I would like to
request that
I want to see how you look back at your band and go
What is that one song you guys go eeby eeby eeby
song? Oh yeah, eeby eeby

(59:56):
Drisco, woo!
Alright guys, we're doing a real serious one here
DuckTales
And then we'll do Rescue Rangers
Chachachachapandales
Rescue Rangers
Oh my god
I wanted to hear more from Kirby but I didn't
realize it was all
There it is

(01:00:22):
Oh my god
Are you going to sing Kirby?
I only know the chachachapandale part
Uh oh, okay
We gotta let it wind up
Chachachapandales
Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers

(01:00:44):
Alright, we've had everybody sing on this show
except Eric
Oh no, I did the ooh ooh
He's singing
This is amazing, I am impressed
by Eric
At the break
when he was playing the gambler
I'm like, come on
I know, that was perfect, we were just talking about that
Smoking acid, Texas Holder

(01:01:06):
Yes
I'm going to do a theme decade wise
What do you think?
60s, 70s, 80s, 90s
Do not say 60s, Travis
I'm going to punch you
I was born
50s
I'm going to punch you
I can punch you before you, I can reach
Okay, so

(01:01:28):
I am definitely countries
Country, always
I will say, I'm usually
70s or 90s
70s or 90s
I love the 70s
70s country?
Alright
You're going to play with us Tracy
What are we doing?
We're going to name that tune

(01:01:50):
We've got to give her the rules
I got something
Oh, I didn't know
this was a real question
Alright, so here's the deal
You challenged us
to name that tune inadvertently earlier
You said you were a music savant
You know it all
I heard you

(01:02:12):
I think it was pretty close
I implied it
Now, Kirby is one of the heaviest hitters in music trivia
Nobody's beaten her, except for John Hancock
Michael Dean Goodrich beat me
And he did once
I've beaten you more than once, you better get out of here
Okay, so maybe twice, that's four times out of 15
He wasn't even born in the 70s
I won last week and it was 70s
Okay

(01:02:34):
So here's how it works
I'm going to start playing a song
If you know the song title or the artist
You have to say Tracy
That rings you in
Oh, I can't say the artist
Then you get five seconds
To give me the song title or the artist
If you get one, you get five more seconds
To get the other one for the bonus point
Does that make sense?

(01:02:56):
Yeah, there's a lot of rules, but I got it
But, say it's Devil Went Down to Georgia
Right, I have to say Tracy
You have a five second penalty where we can steal it before you can guess again
Okay
That's where I screw up all the time as I forget to say my name
Alright, we're going to 70s here
70s, are you ready?
Assume the position
Scorekeeper
She's got her stretchin' done

(01:03:18):
Hold on, I gotta take a drink real quick
Before we do this, let's go ahead and do a cheers
Cheers to you Tracy
Salantro
We don't say cheers anymore
Alright
Alright, you ready?
Alright, here we go
In completely random order

(01:03:48):
Alright, we'll give her five seconds
Travis
Dolly Parton
Wrong button
There you go
Five more seconds
Nobody
Donna Fargo

(01:04:10):
I don't even know who that is
I'm going to be honest, I don't know who
No
What's the name of the song?
You don't have to apologize to me
There were a lot of songs that came out in the 70s
Donna Fargo
You were always there
Alright, you ready?
It's weird
We'll try the next one

(01:04:32):
Oh, Donna, Tracy
Go ahead
Linda Ronstadt
Oh
Alright, you want to say it again?
You can go again
Who sings it?

(01:04:54):
Get it
I'm just going to guess
Travis, go ahead
No, Kirby
Emily Harers
Alright, y'all got it wrong now
It is Crystal Gale
Yes
Making my brown eyes blue, huh?
Talking in your sleep
What it said that dreams

(01:05:16):
This is a good song
Alright, you ready?
Ready
I've been cheated
Kirby
When Will I Be Loved
When will I be loved
I'll give it up right now, I don't know the name of this singer
Anybody?
I've been pulled down

(01:05:38):
Five seconds
I've been pulled down
Linda Ronstadt
Oh, dang it
Could I go back to my prior answer?
So unfair, we had that on eight track
And by the way, can I just say
how calm Kirby was
Kirby
She's well practiced

(01:06:00):
I mean, I don't even know what that was
She's training for the Olympics, you know they're replacing
break dancing next year
Name that tune
Literally is not allowed
I'm sorry, Kirby for the answer
Next time it's Kirby
Alright, here we go
Travis, John Denver

(01:06:22):
It is?
There you go
Did you see how calm I was, Tracy?
Normally he's like
Can you hear me?
I'm so impressed
Alright, ready for the next one?

(01:06:44):
Hey, actually before we move on
We learned a trivia fact about this song
A few episodes, who's the girl who's singing in the background?
Oh, son of a gun
That's right
She does, she's got like
Listen to her
You can hear the woman, right?
Yeah, I learned so much about him at Red Rocks
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah

(01:07:10):
Oh my gosh
Kirby's consulting the Oracle
Alright, you guys ready for the next one?
Most people don't even remember the background
Taffy Nivert
That's right, Taffy Nivert
She was a lead singer in another band
Oh, anyway
You would know her
Oh, and actually, I don't know if we said this last time
But I know Danoff and Taffy Nivert

(01:07:32):
Of Starland Vocal, who also co-wrote the song
Oh, there you go
You learn something new every day
Tracy?
Is that very interesting?
It is very, I am
I'm sorry I'm ready for the next question
She's like a bull
I don't like where that momentum going
I'm losing, and this is not my normal
I don't come from behind, I'm normally ahead

(01:07:54):
Let's see if we can fix it, here we go
Tracy, go ahead
Is the right all in?
It is

(01:08:16):
Five seconds for the title
It's Cole Miner's Daughter
No, okay
Travis, go ahead
I can't take it no more
I don't know
Alright, out of my head
And back in my bed
Out of my head, back in my bed
But I knew her voice
There you go

(01:08:38):
Oh yeah
Alright, here we go
Kirby
Rose Garden
Uh huh
Oh
It's not Lynn Anderson
It is Lynn Anderson
Garden
Alright, ready for the next one?
Yep

(01:09:12):
Tracy?
Go ahead
I'm guessing
Travis
Go ahead
Until the next teardrop falls
What?
Kirby, you gotta guess on the song
These Days
Dang it
Alright, Travis and I are tied

(01:09:34):
Tracy has won
You can tie it up
We got time for two more
Here we go
Travis, go ahead
Burn Godson
Tracy
Loretta Lane
Cole Miner
Sorry, you tied it
No, it's Tracy

(01:09:56):
Don't be sorry
Butcher Holler
Alright, one more and that's the winner
We're tied 3-3-3
What? Wow, that's kinda cool
Here we go
Kirby

(01:10:18):
Dolly Parton, here you go again
Here I go again
Good lord, Tracy, you scared me
Curse
His name that tone
Tracy Winesapple, thank you so much for hanging out with us on this show
Thank you guys
So how do we find you on social media?

(01:10:40):
You got your Facebook
Your art page
Tracy Winesapple Art?
So Facebook, Tracy Winesapple Studios
I bet you can all spell that
Wait, Tracy Winesapple Studios
Tracy Winesapple Studios
Are you gonna get one of those vanity things like ArtisFun.com?
Don't worry if you just look up any part of Tracy and Apple Wine

(01:11:04):
I'd probably turn it up
And at T.W. Studios on Instagram
Perfect
And you have a show every Wednesdays?
Every Wednesday I'm on my YouTube channel, I'm on Facebook
And I do live free art demos
Even beginners, everybody who just wants to be creative
I love it

(01:11:26):
And just for art, we were kinda blown away with this
We were like, this girl's got 30,000 people that adore her
That's pretty cool
Is it 37,000?
38,000 followers?
That's awesome
That's pretty impressive
I didn't start yesterday
So how long has it been, like the show?

(01:11:48):
Well, I've owned my own bit
Well, probably 2008
Oh wow, okay
Well thanks for hanging out, we have so much fun with you
You gonna come back?
If you ask me
You've been asked
So go do your thing in North Carolina
When you come back to visit
And when you come back and go, well
I don't have anything to do tonight

(01:12:10):
I miss Travis, Eric and Kirby
I guess I'll go home
You guys, anytime I'm back in Ramona
I'll give you a heads up
And I appreciate all of you
I'm married to the good life

(01:12:34):
I said I'd be a good wife
When I put on this ring
I drive a new Mercedes
Play Guinness with the ladies
And buy all the finer things
But all that don't mean nothing
When you can't get a good night's loving
Oh, Little Rock

(01:12:56):
Think I'm gonna have to slip you off
Take a chance tonight in a typhoon night
There's more to life than what I got
Oh, Little Rock
You know this heart of mine just can't be bought
I'm gonna find someone who really cares a lot

(01:13:17):
When I slip off this Little Rock
Well, the longer if you miss me
He doesn't even kiss me
When he comes home at night
He never calls me honey
But he sure loves his money
And I'm the one who pays the price

(01:13:39):
When he finds this ring he'll see
He keeps everything but me
Oh, Little Rock

(01:14:01):
Oh, Little Rock
Oh, Little Rock

(01:14:43):
Oh, Little Rock

(01:15:08):
Oh, yeah
Little Rock
Yeah
...
You may think that I'm talking foolish

(01:15:30):
You've heard that I'm wild and I'm free
You may wonder how I can promise you now
This love that I feel for you always will be
But you're not just time that I'm killing

(01:15:52):
I'm no longer one of those guys
As sure as I live
This love that I give is gonna be yours
Until the day that I die
Oh, baby, I'm gonna love you forever

(01:16:13):
Forever and ever, amen
As long as old men
Sit and talk about the weather
As long as old women
Sit and talk about old men
If you wonder how long I'll be faithful
I'll be happy to tell you again

(01:16:38):
I'm gonna love you forever and ever
...

(01:17:00):
They say time takes its toll on the body
Makes a young girl's brown hair turn gray
Well, honey, I don't care
I ain't in love with your hair
And if it all fell out
Well, I'd love you anyway

(01:17:21):
They say time can play tricks on memories
Make people forget things they knew
Well, it's easy to see
It's happening to me
I've already forgotten every woman but you

(01:17:42):
Oh, darling, I'm gonna love you forever
As long as old men
Sit and talk about the weather
As long as old women
Sit and talk about old men

(01:18:03):
If you wonder how long I'll be faithful
Just listen to how this song ends

(01:18:28):
Forever and ever, forever and ever
He said I'll love you till I die

(01:18:50):
She told him you'll forget in time
As the years went slowly by
She still prayed upon his mind
He kept her picture on his wall

(01:19:17):
Went half crazy now and then
But he still loved her through it all
Hoping she'd come back again

(01:19:39):
Kept some letters by his bed
And in 1962
He had underlined in red

(01:20:00):
Every single I love you
I went to see him just today
Oh, but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up to go away

(01:20:26):
First time I'd seen him smiling you
He stopped loving her today
They placed a wreath upon his door
And soon they'll carry him away

(01:20:53):
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You know, she came to see him one last time
Oh, and we all wondered if she would

(01:21:18):
And it kept running through my mind
This time he's over her for good
They placed a wreath upon his door

(01:21:40):
And soon they'll carry him away

(01:22:47):
I'm going to miss her when she goes to North Carolina
I'm bummed because I just got to know her recently
And it's like, you know, look, we can be friends
And she's like, see you bitch
She's all peace out bitches
She's like, yeah, that's what I still do
You know, it's so crazy doing the show with all these new people that I've known for a while

(01:23:10):
But never really like set and talked to for, you know, like an hour or whatever
It's really cool
And I always miss all the cool kids
I know. So back with us, we've got Cassie with us
Cassie, how are you doing?
Hey, hey, I'm back
Yeah. How was your week?
Oh, you know what? Tomorrow it starts all over again
I see you said
We're having some whiskey

(01:23:32):
I see you got three fingers whiskey in your cup there
So it's getting better
It's a generous pour today
That was a Travis three finger pour
She said two and Travis said oops
I know, I didn't know
I was like, yeah, it's kind of leaked out
It's one of those bigger bottles of gentlemen Jack Daniels. So it's got the bigger hole opening
Spouts
The spout is a big mouth

(01:23:53):
It's got a big mouth now
So it just poured out very nicely, very nice and easy
So you're welcome. You got three fingers of whiskey
Appreciate it. Need that today
Gentlemen Jack. Yeah, me too
So Eric went and bought these splurged
So for our next
We are highfalutin
Yeah, so we got these little cool buzzers
We don't have a video, but we need to take pictures of this
We will

(01:24:14):
We got your little game buzzers
Yeah, we got a little game
Because for the longest time
There was a point where I loved watching you and Kirby almost throw at each other
Over the table
We would never
We had to have a conversation
We leave it at the studio, okay
Whatever happens when we go out
What happens in the studio stays in the studio
For a happy couple and a happy relationship

(01:24:36):
We hold hands
Put on the show
Put on the good show
As long as the birds are
And then we get home and someone sleeps on the couch
The birds following you at home
Now we leave them here in the studio
They're over there in the little
In the corner right now
I might keep one in my pocket
Yeah, I was like
I don't think they're like they're locked up
So me and sweet curbs
So we had a good week
We went to her last week

(01:24:58):
We had a trip to Horta
We went down to Miami
And then drove down to Key West for two days
Did you go to the furthest point in the
We did
Got our picture and everything
90 miles from Cuba
The southernmost spot right
The southernmost spot 90 miles to Cuba
In the continental United States
Yep, it was a great time
And right before we were taking those pictures

(01:25:19):
It started pouring down rain
And it was going crazy
And my phone was doing weird stuff
Because it got wet
It was just taking like random pictures of stuff
That's a great clush
Are you sure it was your phone?
You've been drinking a little bit
Maybe, I don't know
It was good
And then we go to this one bar up in Key West

(01:25:40):
It's a three story bar
And if you've ever been there
You might know what bar I'm talking about
But first floor is a normal bar
Second floor is kind of a normal bar
Third floor
Nude bar
Go up there, walk up, step in
There's a bunch of naked people in there
Things we don't have in Ramona
Yes
So we literally walked in
Now is this clothing optional or is it required?
No, no, no, we kept solely clothed

(01:26:02):
So it was hot, right?
So I go up there
And at first we didn't see the naked people
Because we were just walking in like
This is like a normal bar
You can't speak for yourself
I noticed right away there's a naked lady
But asked naked lady just living her best life
That's why she wasn't talking to me
She was busiest
But I sat down and I ordered a drink
And I was like, hot man
I was able to take my shirt off everywhere

(01:26:23):
All over Florida
So I was like, is it alright if I take my shirt off?
He's like, dude, you can get totally butt ass naked if you want
Just let me know, we'll give you a towel to sit on
Yeah, just let me know
I'll give you a towel you can sit on
I'm like, what the f***
And then
You thought he was messing with you
Yeah, and then sure enough
Did he bring you a towel?
No, I didn't get naked
We declined
We declined
So I look over and right in the middle of the bar

(01:26:45):
It was up on the roof, right?
No pool, but in a pool lounger
Yeah, just butt ass naked
When we were downloading from your trip
I totally thought there was a pool there
No
Oh my
It looked like an Italian leather sofa
Just laid out on a fricking lawn chair
That lady looked lovely
The naked dude in the corner looked like a leather handbag
That had been left in the sun for about four years

(01:27:08):
I know
Dude, okay
First of all, I had been drinking a little bit
And I have the mental maturity of like a 14 year old boy
So I look out of my peripheral vision
And I see this very tanned older gentleman
Just drinking a beer, butt ass naked
And I kept telling Travis

(01:27:29):
Look
Look, I did, I said look over there
Like he's like
Guess what I said, because I'm mature like a 14 year old boy
His wiener's out, like look over there
I'm like
I'm like
I don't want to look
I'm like I'm good
I don't need to look over there
She's like no, look
I'm like
We have a one drink window and we have to leave
Because our maturity can't handle it
Our look commits us to absolutely believing you

(01:27:50):
You said it, I believe it's true
She's like, his wiener's out
I'm like cool, I don't want to
But what I do appreciate is I had my phone out when we went up there
Oh yeah
And the bartender was very nice about it
But he's like you have to put all your phones in your purse or your pockets
They can't be out at the bar and then we realized
Why?
Of course
Yeah, no cell phones at the bar
You have to keep them in your pocket or in your purse or whatever
Or you got to pay their OnlyFans commission

(01:28:12):
Yeah
Oh no, that was a fun vacation
I have not been on vacation in I don't know how long
And that was definitely a well deserved vacation
That's not true
We've been on vacations
We've just been on family vacations
Where it's like regimented
This was a vacation that we got to do what we wanted to do

(01:28:33):
Exactly, that's a vacation
When you go on a family thing
Visiting family
Like we went to Texas for a wedding
Like okay, that's, it's not working but it's not a vacation
Sorry Travis' cousin and family
I mean I love my cousins
We went to the wedding, it was good
It's a different, it's a different vibe
It is, it's a different vibe
We didn't have, here was the deal
Like we didn't have any plans
Like we didn't plan to do anything

(01:28:55):
Like we just went there and we're like we're going to do whatever
So when we went to the Keys, Key West
We literally walked down the main road
What was the name of that road?
Deval Street
Deval Street
So we're walking down the road
And we're like alright
This place looks cool
Let's stop here
So we walk in, have one drink
Come out
We just yeah, we'd walk all the way down
Yeah we'd walk
And it was really cool
A lot of music, right

(01:29:16):
A lot of music
Like a lot of the places had live music
And yeah we just walked in
Whatever
Oh this place looks interesting
Let's go in there
Go in there, have one drink
We did go to a place
It was cool
John Hancock was on the show
And I was talking to him one night
And he was telling
He gave me a list of places
But we made it to this place
It's called Sloppy Joe's
And they're known for their Sloppy Joe's
But it's just like this
Like bar restaurant
Yeah
That was a good time

(01:29:37):
We did go there
Yep
They had musicians in there playing
On the big stage
It was awesome
Nice
So you guys feel all refreshed?
Ready to start again?
I'm ready to do more shows
All charged up
All charged up
Big question, did you have key lime pie?
Key lime pie
So
The frozen one especially this time of year
I did order a slice from

(01:29:58):
Actually
So let me go back
We were only supposed to stay one night
But the gentleman we went with
As a friend of ours
He invited us
He has a condo
He is older than us
But he's a way better drinker than us
Because he would get up every morning
At 7 o'clock in the morning
So we stayed the night
He got up at 7 o'clock
And started walking down Deval Street again
And came back at like time to check out
And we're still in bed

(01:30:19):
And he's like
I got a proposal
I've already had a Bloody Mary
And I've had this
He was our driver
He's like we could go home
Or we could stay another night
So we stayed another night
Good plan
You know you're not on any schedule
Yeah we weren't on a schedule
We were just going to stay there one night
And then we were like
Yeah it's great
Let's stay another night
We drank the whole day again
Found this super yummy Italian restaurant

(01:30:42):
That was like
I don't know if authentic is the right word
But like homemade pasta
Like all the noodles were homemade
Everything was super yummy
Drank a bottle of wine
Got a piece of key lime pie to take home
Never ate it
Sat in the fridge at the hotel
And then I put it in Travis's backpack
And then we never got to eat it
Oh no
Got back it was not key lime pie anymore
It was something else
But here's the other thing about the keys

(01:31:04):
Key lime run
Both of the hotels we stayed at were adults only
Like not nude or anything like that
But just 18 and over
No kids
Yeah so all the pool stayed open 24 hours
And it's so hot
Like we literally sat in the pool
Until like 2 o'clock in the morning
Meeting people
Like we met a lady from Germany
Oh I love that
And her brother a lady from the Netherlands
And just hung out and sat in the pool

(01:31:26):
Oh I love that
It was so fun
Yeah it was a good time
What a great time
Yeah
Well shoot since we're speaking about Florida
What are some good songs about
What do we got Florida, Georgia line
It's a little north of where you all were
Let's get a couple songs in here
Yeah let's get a couple songs in here

(01:31:55):
Well I was thumbing from Montgomery
I had my guitar on my back
When a stranger stopped beside me in an antique Cadillac
He was dressed like 1950
Half drunk and hollow eyed
He said it's a long walk to Nashville
Would you like to ride with me

(01:32:23):
When I sat down in the front seat
He turned on the radio
And them sad old songs coming out of them speakers
Was solid country gold
Then I noticed the stranger was Ghost White Pear
When he asked me for a light
And I knew there was something strange about this ride

(01:32:45):
He said Drifter can you make folks cry when you play and sing
Have you paid your dues
Can you mow the blues
Can you bend down guitar strings
He said boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside
If you're big star bound let me warn you it's a long hard ride

(01:33:14):
Then he cried just south of Nashville
And he turned that car around
He said this is where you get off boy
Cause I'm going back to Alabama
As I stepped out of that Cadillac
I said Mr. Many Thanks
He said you don't have to call me Mr. Mr.
The whole world called me Hank

(01:33:37):

(01:34:00):

(01:34:23):
You know you got a lot of competition out there now son
It ain't like it was in the 50s when I was here
I mean you got Waylon Jennings, Waylon Nelson, Guy Clark, Billy Joe Schaeffer, David Allen Cole

(01:34:44):
You even got my son
Well I guess it was back in 63 when eating my cooking got the better of me
So I asked this little girl I was going with to be my wife
Well she said she would so I said I'd do
But I'd have said I wouldn't if I'd have just knew how saying I'd do was gonna screw up all of my life

(01:35:09):
Well the first few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good times
We had cause I'm reminded every month when I sent her the child support
Well it wasn't too long till the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised that they had come home and found my suitcase sitting out on the porch
Well I tried to get in she changed the lock

(01:35:30):
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox that said
Goodbye truckie my turn it will be in touch
So I decided right then and there I was gonna do what's right
Give her her fair share
But brother I didn't know her sale was gonna be that much
She got the gold mine I got the share
They split it right down the middle and then they give her the better half

(01:35:55):
Well it all sounds sort of funny but it hurts too much to laugh
Now listen you ain't heard nothing yet
Why they give her the color television set then they give her the house the kids and both of the cars
See well then they start talking about child support alimony and the cost of the court

(01:36:20):
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was
I'm telling you they have made a mistake cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides everything I ever had worth taking they've already took
While she's living like a queen on alimony I'm working two shifts eating baloney
Asking myself why didn't you just learn how to cook

(01:36:41):
They give her the gold mine they give me the share
They said they're splitting it all down the middle but she got the better half
Well it all sounds mighty funny but it hurts too much to laugh

(01:37:16):
Well she got the gold mine I got the share
They split it all down the middle and then they give her the better half
Well I guess it all sounds funny but it hurts too much to laugh

(01:37:40):
But I don't have to worry about tolling the bill for anymore
I let my wife coat it I'm gonna be carrying food stamps you get it Judge?
I'm gonna be just ha ha ha that's not funny huh
I'm just a court

(01:38:08):
Midnight and I'm waiting on the 1205
Hope one day it'll take me just a little farther down the line
Moonlight you're just a heartache in disguise
Won't you keep my heart from breaking if it's only for a very short time

(01:38:30):
Playing with the queen of hearts knowing that it really smarts
Well your her ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you
Laying out another night night thinking about a life of pride
Cause that's what I'll have to do to keep me away from you

(01:38:54):
Honey you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody telling everybody what you have done
Baby no one makes you sad
But when they're handing out the heartaches you know you're about to have it soon

(01:39:17):

(01:39:54):
Lovers I know you've had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers and tell them that's the only one
Lovers they know just what I'm going through
And it's so hard to be a lover when you say you only end it for fun

(01:40:16):

(01:40:39):
Playing with the queen of hearts

(01:41:05):
Alright, Queen of Hearts. You know who I really like who does a version of that song? Chloe Lu.
Oh, yeah, she does a great person. Yeah. Yeah. She does a really good job
What do you call her Travis has nicknames for everybody Chloe Lewski Chloe?

(01:41:28):
We're gonna have her on the show one day. Yeah, she's so busy
Should be a great guest. Yeah, it's always really busy
She's a little silly that song kind of applies to our last guest Tracy ones F. Oh now that she's out of the studio
She's no she's like the queen of sunflowers. This is not what she paints all the time daisies a lot of flowers
I was what is her like? Yeah main art form. Is it painting?

(01:41:50):
It's painting and she does a lot of like flowers floral stuff glass. Yeah, she's like
Wine glasses glasses. We have a bunch. We have quite a few we have like a Christmas set
We have some floral ones. We have fun little shot glasses
They're like different color like polka dots and stuff grapes. I should know that I've seen her show a few times
But I don't think I caught on but like that's her thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she'll go out to the wineries like when they have

(01:42:12):
What do you call it? Like not farmers market, but like they're better than their fair. Yeah
Is she at the sipping shop that's coming up that I don't know she has been in the past
She has been yeah, I don't know with everything we heard going on that she's got I don't know if she's gonna be there
Yeah, yeah. Hey, did you guys hear the news what the news we got a new sponsor?
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(01:42:32):
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(01:42:57):
Yeah, like as a normal like that's where you go to get your groceries and I'm I'm digging it. Yeah
I love it man all organic and she can sell almonds in bulk. Oh, I heard you're set on almonds for a while though
Do you guys hear that story?
Yes, just recently I decided to kick candy as my I had a really bad candy addiction

(01:43:20):
And so I said I'm gonna stop the candy and I'm gonna switch to almonds because I like almonds. I like almonds
Yeah
So I thought I would subscribe to a delivery service that would send me almonds and the first time I ordered it was 25 pounds
And Cassie's like you're out of your mind you you're there go bad before you have a chance to eat 25 almonds
I'm like try me I could do it. I almost did it but I couldn't because they deliver another 25 pounds a month

(01:43:48):
We I tell you I'm done and now you send me
Autoship because you know, he's gonna eat 25 pounds of almonds every month
No, I asked him. I'm like do the math on this
I'm gonna do almost a pound of almonds a day. Yeah, how and of almonds a day. It's a lot of almonds
Yeah, how many almonds would be in a pound?
So then no the worst part was I finally listened to my wife

(01:44:09):
Like I should have done the first time and I said well update my subscription to every two months that I can handle
Well as soon as I did it it restarted my delivery cycle. So they sent me another 25 pounds. So
All of a sudden in two days. I had 50 pounds of all he's almost done with the first 25 pounds
We're going on month number two and a half

(01:44:30):
And I have 50 pounds of unopened almonds. Yeah
How to make almond milk guys, yeah, I was gonna say you should find the nipples on those things
Yeah, I got a rose because these these are also like not roasted not salted so you could do slithered almond

(01:44:53):
Salad there's a desert. Oh, no, actually, that's a lot of Victoria over at Ramona family naturals has the perfect answer
She's like a knucklehead come by I'll say as many almonds as you want in bulk. I'm like, oh
That's easier every week
Grab them when you need them
I slipped her a tip

(01:45:18):
Thanks Victoria, yeah, love you Victoria. Thank you
Yeah, I said from now on every time we say her name she gets chimes. Oh, yeah. She loves that. Yeah, Victoria Bradley
Yeah
Man so it man interesting week anything interesting you did Eric you were flying. Yeah, I've been flying

(01:45:41):
I needed it. You did a trip to Vegas not too long ago. Yeah, fine. Anybody interesting. No, no
Yeah, that was exciting. He had a wake up super early. He was home by 1030
I know that is weird. Yeah, when you do what I do
I woke up at 4 a.m
And when I got did my whole job came back swung through McDonald's for lunch and they were still serving breakfast
I'm like, yeah

(01:46:03):
No
Like people have never heard of it's like it's like the biggest
Controversy, okay. So I know we have listeners that are McDonald's fans and those that aren't the
That spectrum my husband does like McDonald's. Let's it's not a controversy. It's just it's McDonald's like I eat McDonald's

(01:46:24):
It is I don't understand like the urgency to get there. It's not in brand new thing
We've never heard of it's McDonald's and the line was around someone posted a picture literally around the things
So if you don't get off the hill some of us have an addiction
All right, I'm just saying what's your go-to order at McDonald's? What's my go-to order?
I had to change it recently because I realized I was lunch. Yeah, is the McRib on the special? Yeah, that's true

(01:46:47):
I mean, I don't know
I used to be really bad and I've had to trim it back
But typically when I would go through there on any given day, it was the two cheeseburger meal plus a filet of fish
Oh, yeah, and then the fries my mom was
I do not yeah, my dad loves the filet of fish
Do you know it's crazy, you know
When the filet of fish goes crazy is during Lent any place that sells fish

(01:47:11):
Like I had a friend that was Catholic and she was like my family goes to McDonald's like four times a week during land
Because it's or Fridays maybe yeah, that's what communities. Yeah, just just
But that's during that time. It's not every Friday. Yeah, I have a special history with the filet of fish
McDonald's was my very first job in high school. Okay. Okay, and
I was always on the front counter and I got tired of being on the front counter

(01:47:33):
I want to be where all the cool guys were in the back cooking on lettuce. Yeah
Well, if you want to move back into the back
They usually start off in the fry station and then you know you move up to filet of fish
That was your next step right before you got to the big leagues the burgers, you know

(01:47:55):
Yeah, yeah, it was like the triple if they're gonna pay 250 an hour to move
Yeah, yeah, it was yeah, I think back then what was minimum wage it was about two two. Yeah, it was about two dollars
Two dollars fifty cents, whatever
But anyway, so you can customize if you want right can say I want to fillet a fish
You'd be surprised how many people say want to fillet a fish without the tartar sauce, but I was such a machine
They trained me so well to make 12 fillet a fish

(01:48:17):
That I only could I made 12 with tartar sauce and they came back and said no we need one without I'm like
Oh my gosh, I was a machine. I made 12 more with their tartar sauce and then they started yelling at me
And they know we need one
We know tartar sauce. Is that like standard practice you make 12 11?
It's actually nine
I think it was three six nine so it's nine and nine and but they make you bake them

(01:48:40):
You know you take a whole sleeve of buns
It goes into the steamer you fry the fish and then you put the bottom buns down you put the fish on and you're so
Quick with the gun right they had this little looks like a cock gun. Yeah. Yeah
Damn, I would knock out nine put the top on hand it out and they go. Hey dip shit
We now we know we have the same customer. We know we have we have 22

(01:49:09):
Yes, I got fired I ended up back up on the front again. I never I
Rarely, I don't even remember the last time I went to McDonald's, but I when I would go back
Well, they closed three years ago, so I do remember the last time we went to McDonald's
Just because of the trauma response is when we're driving home from the animal hospital
When Titan was in we dropped him off in Escondido
Oh, that was like the only thing open on the way home, and we were starving our dog almost died

(01:49:32):
Thank God he's fine
But we had to take him to the animal hospital in Escondido and leave him there
And it was like 10 11 o'clock at night
And we'd been dealing with this all day for like literally from 8 o'clock in the morning till 10 o'clock at night
Yeah, and we're so hungry, and there's nothing open and we went to the one by North County North County Fair Mall
I know that one well
Yeah, that says go to drive through between here and the Carl's better
And I think we both did get the double cheeseburger meal. I usually get the number one whatever that is the big

(01:49:58):
Whatever it is the number one. I like I like the Big Mac, but I love I hate getting out of my car
I'm not gonna big Mac in my car so
Half the time I can't keep I can't keep a simple cheeseburger from not ending up on my shirt
I know Big Mac's get pretty messy. Yeah
Oh here we go all right, we get to use our new thing we have

(01:50:26):
Yeah, I thought I would treat you guys actually you know I really debated over this because I one of the things we got an extra
sponsor
Thanks, thanks Victoria
For letting us for let us buy
She got sick of Travis trying to say his own name that was $25.00. Well spent. Thank you Victoria

(01:50:49):
All right, so we got these little buttons here we all right
So yeah, you don't have to yell your name out okay as your top buzzer when I got mine says so go ahead and tap on
Them to wake them up, so just tap on them to wake them up. I get turned blue. Okay. Oh no
It's red all right
That's all you have to do must be red now when I when I when I can actually make them turn green and that means
You can now guess so I can buy
Okay, oh, that's too loud in the mic just leave it on the table

(01:51:13):
Actually, I think I can I think I can actually oh yeah, I can hit the button
Okay, see we're gonna figure these out, and then I can start over again in your green
Okay, so it's pretty simple so now you just have to smack the buzzer if you think you know hit the buzzer
Okay, and it won't let you buzz back in again. Oh if you're out of time if you're out of time, okay?
You got five seconds five seconds

(01:51:34):
No, I got control now
Yeah
Yeah
No
Reward for for Kirby last time and then we got to figure out what's gonna happen this time as well
He still hasn't actually built his obligation. Yeah, we do know that we have a a beard dying coming up
Maybe I'll die in the same color as this little button here

(01:51:58):
We keep getting kind of extravagant we might need to pull it in for a week or two while we recover from our vacations
I know I had get back into it. Who was our last loser? That would be Travis
Yeah
Five buddy again, buddy you lost them all so it doesn't really matter who it was he lost loser

(01:52:18):
So you you get to pick the genre before they went on vacation?
I get to pick you know what we haven't done. Let's do 80s 80s country all right 80s
We're going 80s because we did 70s with Tracy. We did we did 70s last week. Yeah, okay? All right here
We go are we going our way through the decades making our way through the day and we're gonna the 20s some point
Wait, what is the are we not doing one this week then what was last week's beard dying was when beard dying was last week?

(01:52:42):
Yeah, no that was the week that was before did we do one last week all right here
I have a quick suggestion we can knock it out tonight, right?
Okay, because we did a little segment earlier of you singing to your favorite cartoon, okay
So if you lose I'm gonna bring it on and you're karaoke in your favorite cartoon show for as a kid tonight
Okay, thanks. I buy the belt because I know all the words to that one. Okay, okay? Yeah, so you lose so loser is doing karaoke

(01:53:09):
I'll do the rest rescue rangers
With me because it's funny okay, because I'm probably gonna lose so all right now and the beard dying for those that know us
Personally in person Travis has a real-life day job, and he can't have a beard colored all the time
So we're gonna pick a weekend and put some temporary color on that for all of his shows for the weekend

(01:53:34):
Yes, maybe it may be in the past tense by the time
I'll do I'll do a show with it. No you got to go all weekend all weekend. We've already made the compromise
All right, all right, that is the compromise
You got to go all weekend. I want to hear something ducktales. Let's get to work. Let's go. Are you guys ready ready?

(01:53:56):
Travis Randy Travis it is Randy Travis forever and ever amen there you go
All right, yes
Yes

(01:54:17):
Kirby 18 wheels
Kathy Matea it is Kathy Matea and we are in a time. All right, here we go
Oh shit Willie Nelson

(01:54:43):
All of a sudden I have one too many
Too many buttons, I think maybe now we may have we may have to pull back the whole buzzer thing
I don't know. We'll see. Let's see how this goes. Who's next? Here we go. Let's
Hit the next button there we go

(01:55:11):
I don't know but it's pretty sleepy. I know I was just thinking yeah, I'll give a five more seconds here. I'm gonna bump in
On your face and I'm about right now I
Will give you a hint it was in a very famous movie but not by this artist
No, no, is it what we've already bowed out is that that you left that love and feeling?

(01:55:33):
No, I was like I was gonna say it was like it was it from Top Gun. This is no this is from beaches
Oh beaches. Oh, this is way beneath my wings
Never would have guessed by Gary Morris
Never would have guessed like not this artist, but I'm picking up on it. Yeah. Well, all right
I don't know that we have to hear that song again. No, that was terrible. I mean, I'm sorry Gary Morris was lovely

(01:55:55):
Go ahead George straight Travis. That was Travis. It is George straight. I wish you still are you look so good in love
That's true. All right
No, you look so good
I thought it was just so good. Come on. So you question me?
So I gotta

(01:56:15):
It's definitely not by the king of country. All right, how many more songs do we have?
I'm still ready. We need to flip it back green. I got you. There we go
We got time for about three more. Okay. We are at six to two. All right, plenty of time goodness
Travis
Waylon Jennings good old boy. Come on now. I can't even be mad because it's odd like it's not as a random drawback

(01:56:42):
Alright Bayside wake up
The Kirby wake up this morning here we go

(01:57:04):
When you ask
Give five more seconds
Travis and rabbit
I got five seconds to listen for
John Denver some days or diamonds

(01:57:25):
You know who his voice reminds me of right now in that song Craig Fisher, oh does it yeah it did
Martina McBride. Oh
Yeah, you go ahead. Who is it? It's not Martina McBride
Who is it? Alison Krauss and Keith Bentley when you say nothing at all?
I will give it to you. It is because they do a do what one when you say nothing. Oh, that's true. Okay

(01:57:46):
All right, it's a four buzzer thing ain't working
Yeah beat the fool
No!
I'm trying!
Nobody's buzzers are working.
I love the rainy nights, Eddie Ravage!
No, bullshit!

(01:58:06):
I hit this 17 times!
I pressed this way before you did.
No, I will show you.
No, I'm through these buttons.
I am watching.
Our executive producer over here forgot to reset them.
I forgot to reset them.
Because I watched Eddie Ravage.
Eddie Ravage loved the rainy nights.
Come on!
Okay, that was a wash.
That was our producer's fault.
I was supposed to win on that one.
That's not fair, that could have caught me up.
It could have.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.

(01:58:27):
That's not fair.
That was my fault.
It absolutely was Eric's fault.
Hold on, let me take a drink before you pick a glitch.
I need a drink after that one too.
I watch y'all and I'm like your buzzers aren't changing so nobody's saying anything.
That was 100% my fault.
I said Travis.
I went back to the old school.
I'm like, Travis!

(01:58:47):
The tech isn't working.
The tech isn't working.
I was really excited about these buzzers and I was like, I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
But we're going to run these buzzers now.
Yeah, I'm not so excited about them anymore.
I may have to take over the buzzer control.
Sometimes you have to try.
Actually.
That's reset?
Not this show.

(01:59:08):
Okay, here we go.
Okay here we go.
Alright.
I may have to take it over next time.

(01:59:32):
Kirby
Shackles and Chains
Travis
Travis.
Oh, Timber and Bone Loaf.
There you go.
Timber and Bone Loaf.
He's already winning, I've lost.
It's like 12 to four, it's fine.
Alright, let's get that karaoke going.
Alright, you ready?
Look at there, ladies and gentlemen, I finally won one.
Alright, we try.
It's nine to four.

(01:59:53):
It looks like 80s is your era, babe.
Wow.
I know, that's weird.
I never would have thought 80s.
Who'da thought?
I'll be a gracious winner and say
congratulations on your win tonight.
Thanks, Sweet Crips.
And by the way, your hair looks amazing.
What are we doing, Rescue Rangers?
No, we gotta do Save By The Bell.
It's only in all the words, too.
Oh, Save By The Bell, okay.
I was gonna do Duck Tales of Fowl Rock.
You were gonna do ducks.
Hold on, let me cleanse my pile here.

(02:00:17):
Do you need some whiskey for that?
You good with the seltzer?
No, I'm good.
Good, are you still drinking the rumble, man?
Alright, how well do you know the song?
I mean, I need the guy singing behind me
because I'm shit with musical timing.
It's not about the lyrics.
It's actual timing.
She's gonna sing a long song.
So sing a long song.
Alright, here we go.
Kirby, your punishment.
Here we go.

(02:00:37):
Here we go.
Here we go.
I wake up in the morning and the lock is out of one
and I don't think I'll ever make it on time.
Time I grab my books and I give myself a look
at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by.
It's all right, cause I'm saved by the bell.

(02:00:58):
The teacher popped a test, I know I'm in a mess
and the dog ate all my homework last night.
Oh, in my chair she would know that I'm there
if I could hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright.
It's all right, saved by the bell.

(02:01:19):
That was pretty damn rad.
That's pretty good.
I'm impressed.
Cause I'm guaranteeing you it's been a minute
since you've watched an episode.
Yes.
It's all right, cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's all right, cause I'm saved by the,
it's all right, cause I'm saved by the bell.

(02:01:40):
Oh my god.
Wow.
Thank you, if you would like to send me
a musical contract offer, please contact Ramona Radio.
Right.
Curbs is ready for that record contract.
Sweet Curbs, that was pretty good.
I'm pretty impressed.
We're gonna have to sing again.
Also, I said musical, wouldn't be like a recording contract
without a musical contract, sorry.

(02:02:02):
All right, say goodbye.
All right, we wanna give a shout out
to Dean Outlaw BBQ.
Thank you so much my friend Victoria
from Ramona Family Naturals, we love you guys.
God bless you, have a good rest of your week.
Goodnight.

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