Episode 18: Amber Jones

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.

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Better get out of here.
My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here.
I tried to be fun for her.
Get out of my studio.
I'm just kidding.
No, hell no.

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From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
Alright.
Happy Sunday everybody.
We're here, Ramona radio, outlaw country show.
With me as always, sweet curbs.
Hey hey.
And always, always also, never forget, never forget, Eric Goffo.

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Hi Travis.
Hi.
Hi Kirby.
Hello.
What's happening?
Oh my god dude, so we've got the coolest, probably the most badass chick guest today
on our show.
She's rad.
She's pretty rad.
Miss Amber Jones.
Miss Amber Jones is, she's the H-L-I-C over at Josie's Hideout.
What is H-L-I-C?
Hot Lady in Charge.
Oh Hot Lady.
Oh.

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Hey guys.
I'm just great to be here.
Wait, I've known her for a week now?
Yeah, we've been friends for a week.
I've known you for what, probably like a year now?
We've been playing together.
No, longer than that.
Over a year?
Probably like two or three years.
Four years.

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Yeah at least.
I'm so fat.
I know when I am drinking.
Good going there.
She just started so this is not promising.
It's been four years, holy shit.
Yeah, you've been playing out there like you were one of our first.
Dang.
Steady.
Yes, because we met Laura before COVID and that's how we found out that Amber was plugged
in at the Hideout.
I know, funny story.
We met your mom, Laura Brownwood, and she's actually, amazingly enough, good friends with

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my stepmom.
Oh wow.
Like they're like good friends.
They've been friends a long time.
Oh really?
Yeah.
And she's a Ross?
That's wild.
Well no, she's not a Ross.
Her sister.
Oh okay.
Wow.
Yeah, so I remember that.
She said you guys should go out to Josie's and play out there.
And we're like yeah, let's go check it out.
I've been there before.
Before it was Josie's, it used to be called the Hideout.
Just the Hideout.
Yeah, that's a cool spot.

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I gotta tell you, my favorite place to play.
That's the coolest stage.
Bestagia, backdrop, American flag.
American flag.
Yeah, if you haven't been to Josie's Hideout, go check it out.
It's a badass bar.
Baka bar.
Baka bar.
And we have the best music.
Yeah, the best music, because Dirty Confetti plays there.
Ha.
No.
So tell us a little bit about yourself, Amber.
Well, a little bit about myself.

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This is outlaw country, so let's just, you know, I thought about what I'd share.
Like, do I set up my street cred for outlawness?
Or, so I'll just tell you this.
Well, you got the Willie Nelson shirt on.
So you're 90% of the way there.
Digging the shirt.
And you all know this because you're friends with my mom, but she's gonna love.
I married a single dad, so I didn't name the first kid.

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My firstborn is Ace Jones.
Ace Jones.
Very country, right there.
Yeah, you can already tell I have a gambling and drinking problem.
Don't we all?
And then I thought, like, I had another boy come in.
Two years later, I'm like, how do you top Ace?
And I was looking at a Johnny Cash tape.
Cash Jones, right?
Cash Jones.
Oh, that's awesome.
And then five years later, whoops, we have another boy.

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Okay, I've got an Ace and a Cash.
And I was listening to a Waylon Jennings song, Shooter's Theme, which is a great song because
it's all about, you know, being a grownup, always staying childlike and enjoying life
and being like in the moment.
And I'm like, Shooter.
So now I have an Ace, Cash, and Shooter.
Ace, Cash, and Shooter.
Jones.
That's like Jones.

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That's awesome.
And they play football.
They're in sports and stuff.
Cash Jones in the infield.
That's right.
2020 and 2022.
Go Bulldogs.
I just, it just dawned on me.
My son played football and now I know where the Cash, he was, that kid can play.
He can.
He played quarterback, right?
He was the running back.
Running back, yes.
And he was a hell of a running back.

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He was.
Number 23.
Took it over from Sean.
Oh, now I forgot Sean's last name.
But they were great running backs.
And then Ace was a wide receiver.
So yeah.
Very cool.
We got strong Ramona roots here.
Right on.
That's awesome.
God bless Ramona.
Very American, very, very outlaw names.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do any of them play music or anything?
Shooter liked to play with the local musicians for a while.
Actually, my oldest plays guitar and his wife is an incredible piano player.

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So I'm a huge fan of his.
And he's an incredible piano player.
So.
They live in Ramona.
They're up in Julian.
Oh, really?
Just had a baby.
Congratulations.
Very cool.
Very cool.
So do you ride Harley's?
Did You Not List podcast.
I did commit on that one that I was going to learn.
But no, we're dirt bike people.
So I knew nothing about the motorcycle community when I got involved.

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Long story short, hired me on to do like events.
I never really got around to that.
And that was in 2019.
And then March of 20 or February of 2020.
Well, we all know what was coming down the pipeline.
And that's how I became part ownership of the place is we're like, what do we do?
I said, let's keep it open.
Let's plant a flag and stay open.
Right on.

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And we did.
And turned it into a club.
No, no.
It's our constitutional right to stay open.
So I believe in the Constitution.
That's what a lot of the restaurants in town were doing.
We're like, we're not a restaurant anymore.
We're just a club.
We're a private club.
One of my favorite things about Josie's, though, is if you go right when they open, everyone
comes outside, they raise the flag and they play the national anthem.

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And it's so cool.
They do the Pledge of Allegiance, too.
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, we go back and forth.
But yeah, and in most events that we do, we will do like a special 11 o'clock national
anthem out on the main stage, the main stage, not the main stage in Ramona, but the main
stage at Josie's hideout.
The best stage.
The main stage.
The best.
The flag stage.
All right, so obviously you're in the outlaw country.

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What's your who's your go?
Well, you know, I thought about this a lot.
I am a huge John Prine fan.
I think he describes the micro moments of life.
You know, some of the other outlaw country, it's like I've always kind of been outlaw.
I want to live that.
It's appealed to me.
But John Prine just he just describes like everyday life in such a poetic way.

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Detailed stories.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny, too.
And that's why I love being in this musical community until I met you and went out and
started listening to music.
I had no idea who John Prine was.
And someone sang Chloe's band, what her and Alec Big Door Prize.
What is that song?
I loved it.
She don't like her.
It's already.

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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And then I found out he wrote Angel from Montgomery, which is an amazing song.
I like John Prine, too.
Yeah.
The storyteller, Tom T. Hall.
Yeah.
And then I found out he wrote the classics, Waylon, Hank, Merle, Merle, Waylon.
Yeah.
The outlaws, the true outlaws.
And Willie, I see like Willie got a shirt.
I got a shirt on.
I've seen him a few times.
I've seen Johnny Cash.

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I never know.
I'm really I've seen Willie.
I haven't seen Johnny Cash or any of the others.
No, I got to catch Hank Williams Jr. a couple of years ago down at V.A. House.
That's awesome.
And I got to catch David Allen Coat.
Oh, me too.
Yeah.
At the main stage here in Ramona.
I was there.
I was in the booth on the left.
Oh, yeah.
I was I was right there.
I was like three feet away from him.
I was like, oh, did you sit with us?
I don't think so.

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Travis and Travis like sweat on me.
Yeah, no, that was like that was like he doesn't remember much about that.
No, that was like 2017.
That was I definitely.
I was there.
Yeah.
But I definitely didn't know you then because I wasn't really I mean, I was playing but
not very much.
That was before Dirty Confetti.
That was when we were in that band chasing the sun.
I have a picture of somebody came and sat with us because we had some extra seats at
our booth.

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Albert Lewis was with us, you know, him from his music and somebody wanted to be close
and in our booth.
It was awesome.
Love David Allen Coat.
He's been with me to I've been that was like my bucket list.
I wanted to catch him before he's getting done.
Yeah.
And I caught Hank Williams Jr. couple years after that.
Does Hank Williams Jr. still tour?
No, he only does one show or 12 shows a year.
OK, so once a month, he'll play some more.

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But he plays at VA House.
I was one that he did.
It was a pretty good show.
It's pretty cool the way he does it.
Like he'll play like the full band, like for like, I don't know, like an hour or so or
whatever.
And then the band will go off the stage and he'll just sit there by himself with an acoustic
guitar.
Oh, wow.
And he'll have like the medleys of like a bunch of songs.
Like, it's crazy.
That's what kind of what David Allen Coat does.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He just kind of mixes songs together and it's not really one steady song.
He'll just kind of blend them in.
I was pretty impressed with that.
How he can remember like how to, you know, it's a transition.
Yeah.
And they do like flawless transitions.
It's like crazy.
I think it'd be fun to hang out with the Williams family.
Yeah.
All of them.
Yeah.
They're all still alive.
And like Holly Williams.
Have you heard her voice?
Oh, yeah.

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Amazing.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan of the younger one.
What's his name?
I love Hank Three.
The other one, Sam, Sam Williams, the younger, younger one.
Yeah, he's got really a kind of a higher, higher uppity kind of voice.
But shoot, let's listen to some.
What would you like to listen to, Amber?
The Pilgrim by Chris Christopherson or John Prine.
The Pilgrim?
I just threw that one.

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Throw you off your game.
The Pilgrim by Chris Christopherson.
All right.
Here we go.
I am an old woman named after my mother.
My old man is another child that's grown old.

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His dreams were lightning.
Thunder were desire.
This old house would have burnt down a long time ago.
Make me an angel that flies from Montgomery.

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Make me a poster of an old rodeo.
Just give me one thing that I can hold on to.
To believe in this living is just a hard way to go.

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When I was a young girl, well, I had me a cowboy.
I learned much to look at, just a free-rambling man.
But that was a long time, and no matter how I tried,

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the years just flow by like a broken down dam.

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When I see flies in the kitchen, I can hear them there buzzing.

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And I ain't done nothing since I woke up today.
How the hell can a person go to work in the morning
and come home in the evening and have nothing to say?

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I remember the year that Clayton Delaney died.
They said for the last two weeks that he suffered and cried.

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It made a big impression on me, although I was a barefoot kid.
They said he got religion at the end, and I'm glad that he did.
Clayton was the best guitar picker in our town.

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I thought he was a hero, and I used to follow Clayton around.
I often wondered why Clayton, who seemed so good to me,
never took his guitar and made it down in Tennessee.

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Well, Daddy said he drank a lot, but I could never understand.
I knew he used to pick up in Ohio with a five-piece band.
Clayton used to tell me, son, you better put that old guitar away.

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There ain't no money in it, it'll lead you to an early grave.
I guess if I'd admit it, Clayton taught me how to drink booze.
I can see him half-stoned, picking up the lovesick blues.

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When Clayton died, I made him a promise I was gonna carry on somehow.
I'd give a hundred dollars if he could only see me now.

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Nobody ever knew it, but I went out in the woods and I cried.
I know there's a lot of big creatures that know a lot more than I do,
but it could be that the good Lord likes a little pickin' too.

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When I was a young kid, my papa said to me,
you better get off your ass and go make a right living.
Hard work and hard times, you can count on all that.
You're gonna fall off your horse, you're gonna knock yourself flat.

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You're gonna raise up a family, you're gonna raise up your kids.
You're gonna marry the one you love and wander warden the hell to death.
And the winds are gonna blow and the oak trees will crack.
And the sound of your soul will come whistlin' back.

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But you can't praise the Lord, cause you got it real good.
This ain't an easy life that's gonna knock you all around.
You better get back up, you better brush yourself right off.
You better try a little harder, cause there's no place to get off.

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La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la.
You better watch out for pills, the pain hurts but it don't kill.
You might drink to forget, but you find it's hard to quit.

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You better work on true love, you better work on yourself.
You're gonna work so damn hard that you forget about all else.
Gonna be the things you did, you wish you never had done.
There's a few times you gotta stay when you wish you could run.

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Gonna be a knockin' at your doors and a bangin' on your floors.
And a grindin' on your mind so much you just can't take no more.
But you can't praise the Lord, cause you got it real good.
This ain't an easy life that's gonna knock you all around.

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You better get back up, you better brush yourself right off.
You better try a little harder, cause there's no place to get off.
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la.

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And there ain't no excuse for lyin'. You either move or you die.
Live good or you die tryin'. My girl, there ain't time for crying.
And there ain't no excuse for lyin'. You either move or you die.
Live good or you die tryin' My boy, there ain't no time for cryin'.

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Fuck off or cry
La la la

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All right, we're back. We're hanging out with Amber Jones, Josie's hideout. Let me give
a shout out to a sponsor. Good old Dean. Amber, have you happen to have any Deans at a barbecue
yet?
I know, but my mouth is watering after that podcast with them.
Oh man. Okay.
I need to get on the text list.
You're going to definitely have to try that. He does all kinds of stuff.

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So good. And most of his meat is like stuff that he's gone out to Texas and brought back
himself. So good.
He's a hunter.
Dead deer hanging from the bundle.
He's a hunter, man. And this stuff is so good.
He's the guy you'll see driving through town with four hogs strapped to the front of his
truck.
Right.
Only in Ramona.

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Well, it's like the gym I used to go to was in the same parking lot as Bisher's. And I
can't tell you how many times we'd go for a run and we'd come back and there's just
a big truck coming in with just a cow hanging from the top, like going into the parking
lot to be processed. And we're like, hmm.
Well, if you ever want to do any events or anything like that, give him a call. 8 5 8
3 5 4 7 7 1 2 and book your event. He does all kinds of stuff. Wedding divorces, all

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kinds of, you know, you have a barbecue, you have a party at your house. You don't want
to party with salads. You got to have the meat. So and he's got it.
No good story started with. Well, I had a salad last night.
Well, we started out with me and my besties were having a salad.
That's the best part about his merch. Nobody makes friends with salad.

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I've gotten stopped. I wore that to the airport. I was flying to Texas and like two or three
people were like, oh my God, I like your sweatshirt. That's funny.
Carnivore. Yeah. Oh my God. All of us carnivores out there. No. All right. So tell us a little
bit about Josie's. How did how did that come to be from the hideout to Josie's hideout?

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OK. Well, originally, the hideout used to be like an like a mark, like kind of a general
store and Henshaw Lake Henshaw used to come all the way up to that circle lane or, you
know, circle right there at the front. If you haven't seen really the lake was that
big. The lake used to be. Yeah. Oh, wow. And you could like fish from there. You buy your
bake and you know, some whiskey and from like the little loop right from the little loop.

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It used to. Whoa. Allegedly. I don't know. Allegedly. Allegedly. I don't want to get
sued. Yeah. Just kidding. Google Earth. Don't go back that far. I don't think it goes back
that far. Yeah. So I mean, and then I mean, I don't have all the facts, but who wants
to let the truth get in the way of a good story? So and then it was turned into a bar.

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And at what point? I'm not really sure. And then about gosh, it's been seven years now.
It was purchased partner and he turned he did all the remodeling and it reopened in
2019. It takes a while to do anything in California, but we got a full liquor license. So it had
been a biker bar. It was very rough and tumble sort of thing. And we spicked and spanned

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it up and reopened September 11th, 2019. And then it kind of it just kind of it was just
kind of limping along and when lockdown started pipeline is when I got really involved and
we decided like, hey, let's plan our flag and let's let people decide whether they want
to come. It's all about personal choice. Yeah. It's America. Build it and they will come.

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Open it and they will come. And they did a lot of people. A lot of people. Yeah. Yeah.
Like I said, that's what people wanted, though. Like no one wanted to stay home. They wanted
somewhere where they could go and do something fun. And yeah, yeah, it was amazing. I mean,
people would show up from L.A. and they would walk in the door and they hadn't seen a face
in forever. And here we all are. We're like, hi, welcome. And people would like literally

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be sobbing. They would be like, I saw that. I saw you guys on Facebook. I saw you on Instagram.
And they would just we'd give them hugs. Come here. Let's bring it. Bring it. Yeah. You
know, we might be running out of food, but I got a hug for you. So it was. Yeah, I do
appreciate that a lot. So, yeah, like I said, I had been to the hideout before they didn't
have like that backstage or anything. It was just like that little restaurant, just the

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restaurant area or the bar area now. But I remember going out there, riding out with
my dad, just going there to get food and then leaving. Like it wasn't anything fun or no
music. Yeah, we added the stage and the music. Yeah. I mean, I get a book bands and I am
so lucky with the incredible talent that we have within San Diego and the support that

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we've gotten from the music community like Craig Fisher from Farm Truck. He sat down
one day. He's like, OK, this person, this person, that person. You guys started playing
out there and just, you know, people like to play out there. It's a great stage and
the crowd's great. It's really good. I love the crowd because it's awesome. Like you'll
get like a group of bikers coming in and they all sit and hang out, have a good time. And

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then it's like weird because they're like they'll leave. And then like two seconds later,
another group will come. So it's like almost like a revolving crowd. Like you're playing
for somebody new. So if you like repeat a song or something, nobody will know. Yeah,
we don't ever repeat songs, but you know, I know bands that do that sometimes. And I
love when the when we get them. I mean, obviously you want to play some of the classics of the
outlaw country or whatever your genre is. But I love it when people debut like originals.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's huge because I come, you know, I love live music. I love
going to it. And you know, when you hear that for the first time, that's OK. I love it.
So how does it work with the rides that you guys sponsor? You guys sponsor the rides like
you got a ride coming up, the autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean, our community is the

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biker community. If you don't know it, it is one of the biggest givebacks. They are always
lending a hand. So for the past three years, we've only hosted we only host one ourselves.
Like we're the location. So if anyone wants to do a fundraiser or anything like that,
they're welcome to come out and we'll hope, you know, we'll be the location. So we started
right out to the hideout for autism. And three years ago, the year Rocky is really the brain

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child. She's our manager out there. And she's amazing. If you haven't heard. Yeah, Rocky.
Love you, Rocky. And her son is on the spectrum. And so when we started thinking about, well,
what can we do in our community? And it started off just a couple of local schools. And we
decided to create we went to the teachers and said, hey, what do you need? And they
said, sensory bags. And I'm not the expert on this. So into that too far. But the first

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year we raised enough money and the numbers we had were like 67 kids. So we made 67 amazing
sensory bags. All of our nonprofit work goes through the American Legion up in Julian post
468. So yeah, so everything's like 305 or 519. It's a nonprofit. Yeah. And so they're
big part of our community. So everything goes through that. And the local community just

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steps up and gives us prizes and raffle items and auction items. And last year we did 147
bags. Oh my gosh. And this year there's a request for tags. Wow. Which is scary. Holy
cow. Yeah. And when is this? September 14. Okay. It's gonna be awesome. It is family
friendly. So everyone in Ramona is invited. Julian Warner Springs. Well, that's the other

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thing. It's not just San Isabel or people in that community. It kind of is far reaching
now. Oh, yeah. So we donate to Ramona's one school in Ramona, Julian Elementary and Warner
Springs. Yeah. So and we've got great, you know, a local guy here in Ramona does jumpy
houses speak Spanish, but pure Co. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he donates the jumpy house every

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year, which is awesome. We got like a meat pack from Don's Market. Great. So really lots
of stuff for kids. So it is a very kid friendly. Sarah Jade's playing playing. Okay. You know,
her last name is Ross or is she Ross too? Yeah. Yeah, we were hanging out at Poma one
time and she was playing there and her whole family was there and they're all Ross's. So

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I was there and Ian was there too. Oh my gosh. And Ian and his dad was there and his cousin
was there. So there was like a family. There was a whole room of Ross's almost shits about
to go down. I know. I always thought I had a common last name. I guess not as common
as Ross. Probably second only to Jones Jones. That's I mean, that's weird. I've never been

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in a room with so many Ross's that where we weren't actually, you know, family or anything.
Allegedly somewhere you know, as we all go back somewhere. It's Scottish. So I don't
know. One of your great, great, second, great, third, great, fifth great grandfathers was
a Mormon probably and just like, oh, spread, spread, spread his seed. I don't know. And

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they're all musicians. I know. Maybe you are really related because that's weird. Yeah,
we are. I didn't even think about that. We're all musicians. You know, it's cool. My last
name is go forth and you know, it's notorious about go force across the country. I've never
heard of. I was going to say people always think you're my dad was a plumber. There's
a go forth in town. Who's a plumber. Yeah. Yeah. As you came to Josie, not Josie's,

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I'm sorry. You came to heroes and did your whole little like spiel before we knew you.
And you're like, no, I am not related to the plumbers. There's no affiliation. This is
not an ad read. Yeah. Right. So what are what other rides are coming up? So our next we

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have back to back ride. So actually September 21st in collaboration with Tulane life, we
are doing a ride out to the hideout for military appreciation. Okay. Big part of our community
out there is active duty and veterans. So we wanted to do something for that community.
And it's really an awareness event. So if you're in the military, retired or are active,

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we're going to have nonprofits. We have quite a few that have signed up. We have the recon
sniper foundation. We have warriors choice. We have war fighter made. We have seal future
foundation. We have some smaller ones that do amazing things. So it's, it's really a
lot of awareness, like what services are out there. And these are kind of the smaller ones.
I call it actionable recovery. So that just do cool shit like war, war fighter, like they

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make off road vehicles for like the bottom 1000. If you're catastrophically injured,
they're going to put you in a vehicle and you're going to do adrenaline. Oh, that's
so cool. I've written quads on the bottom 1000. I've never seen the races or anything
like that. But I have friends that have houses in San Felipe and we would go and ride around.
Look at you, sweet curbs. I didn't know that about you. Oh, you did not. Oh, well, look

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at that. I know something new every day. I didn't know you were a badass. Let me tell
you how bad ass I am because I flipped over the top of my quad, but I had a good time.
But she got up and left, got up and brushed it up and got right back. I did. My shirt
got caught on a handlebar. I got a big rip in it. Oh man. All right. So let's play some
songs. What do we got coming up? Do we got anything on the queue or what we do? Well,

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you mentioned Sarah Jade. Oh yeah. So I got to do a little Sarah Jade search her new song
singing woman. Pretty cool. And then you mentioned Holly Williams. Yeah. So why not? Let's go
to the ladies section. Let's go to the ladies.

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Sing it up. And raise a glass. Let it loose and shake your sass. A girl wants more than

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a diamond ring. Sorry boys, we're chasing bigger things. Singing woman. Singing woman.
Singing woman. Singing woman. Singing woman. Singing woman. We're right here baby.

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Hey, hey, sing like a lady Hey, hey, make her man go crazy
Hey, hey, sing like a woman, one more time

(32:26):
Hey, hey, sing it like a lady
Hey, hey, make them all go crazy
Hey, hey, sing it like a woman
Bow down tight when I step on the scene
He's your problem now, you can take him, Jolene
I'm running this race with stilettos on

(32:49):
One hell of a girl, queen, takes your phone
Sing it with me
Woman, sing a woman
Woman, sing a woman

(33:10):
Woman, sing a woman
Woman, sing a woman
Here I am, a small town girl

(33:31):
But one day I'm gonna rock your world
I'm gonna rock your world
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(33:57):
Why are you drinking like the night is young?
Yeah, why are you drinking like the night is young?
The kids are in the bed and the day is long done

(34:21):
So why are you drinking like the night is young?
Why are you screaming like I don't have ears?
Yeah, why are you screaming like I don't have ears?
Baby, I can hear you loud and clear

(34:43):
So why are you screaming like I don't have ears?
Yeah, why are you cheating on a woman like this?
Yeah, why are you cheating on a woman like this?
I raise your babies and I kiss your lips

(35:05):
So why are you cheating on a woman like this?
Yeah

(35:35):
Well, why are you leaving like we don't exist?
Yeah, why are you leaving like we don't exist?
Packing your bags and I pinch my fist
So why are you leaving like we don't exist?

(35:58):
Now I'm here drinking like the night is young
Hey, I'm here drinking like the night is young
Mama took the kids and the money's all gone
So why am I drinking like the night is young?

(36:20):
Oh, we don't die drinking like the night is young
Yeah

(36:50):
Yeah
Yeah

(37:34):
Yeah

(38:04):
Yeah
I grew up in a really small town called Canyonville, Oregon
And it was like a like one straight and it didn't have a stoplight or anything
And every Memorial Day and every Labor Day this big biker group club would roll into town
And, you know, I was a kid and bikers are coming the whole town with board up the windows

(38:31):
The bikers.
The bikers.
Man, they got a bad rap.
Okay, I mean, I was a kid, so.
Yeah.
The big bad bikers.
The big bad bikers, yeah.
Yeah, and so there's two bars in town,
and we had a natural food store,
kind of like Ramona Family Naturals,
which is why I love that place so much.
We had this health food store, natural food store,
and next to it were the two bars,

(38:51):
and one of them I don't remember the name,
the other was pit, and we lived on top of the store.
Snake Pit?
The Snake Pit.
Oh my God, what a biker bar.
Oh yeah.
I was so excited when I turned 21,
I'm like, I'm going back to Cannyville,
and I'm gonna get drunk at the Snake Pit.
Ha ha ha.
Bucket list.
Nice.
But I remember these bikers rolling to town,
and it was like, so I'd watch out the window,

(39:12):
yeah, twice a year.
So cool.
Yeah, so I was like, someday.
One day, yeah.
One day.
I wanna be part of that group.
Yeah, yeah.
And now here you are, look at this.
Yeah.
I want people to fear me.
Just come full circle.
No, it's cool.
Yeah.
It was just, I just remember, like,
I don't know if they were doing wheelies,
or it was just loud, but I was just like, that's cool.
Actually, can I ask a question about wheelies?

(39:33):
Yeah.
So in front of Josie's, there's that stretch of road,
right in front of Josie's.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Rumor has it, rumor has it, you won't find it on any maps.
Nobody does anything crazy on that road.
Yeah.
Well, they do, which is cool.
Like, and like, nobody, it's okay?
Like, is that road?

(39:53):
Well, this is not my property.
So whatever happens, happens.
The road is public domain.
Public domain.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I don't know who it is.
I like, that's all right.
It's a good show.
They put on a good show sometimes, they're fun.
We have the most, yeah, we have the most amazing people
that come in there, and you're just like, do that.
Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Yeah.

(40:14):
I went to that, I used to go to this motorcycle show
every year up in Anaheim, I can't remember the name of it,
but they have like, really exotic, like, bikes,
people built stuff.
And I used to go there with my dad every year,
until the frigging pandemic, and they,
outside of that, in their little parking lot area,
they would have like, the trick stuff,
where they would like, do burnouts, and like,
donuts, and wheelies, and all kinds of cool stuff.
That was badass.

(40:35):
Batman, I loved going that night.
Do you ever do any of that, babe?
No, I would probably kill myself if I did that.
It's a sport, yeah, it's serious.
I risk my life enough with my day job, I don't wanna,
you know, it's like a numbers game.
You do too many crazy things eventually,
you're gonna get fucked up.
I already got so many notches,
I can't risk it in another way.
I know, right?

(40:57):
So what year did you come back to California?
Or to California?
Well, yeah, I graduated high school there,
graduated college, spent some time up in Alaska.
I was doing this outdoor recreation,
come through right out, well, a bunch of things happened.
But I, there's an arrest in there,
because I know that's one of the questions.
Yes, I've been to jail.
Oh, you have?
Yeah, I have. Okay, me, okay,

(41:17):
so just me and you have. Yeah, yeah.
Fuck, fist bump, way over there.
Boom. Boom.
Boom.
Yeah, yeah.
You got street cred.
That one's to your, yeah, yeah,
your biker street cred.
Yeah, that's all.
Yeah, I've been to jail.
Yeah, I've been there a couple of times.
Well, I got a tattoo that looks like I've been to prison,
but I've never been to prison.
I did that, and I've never been to prison either.

(41:37):
But it looks like I have.
That was done in Cell Block B.
Cell Block Studio, Ramona Radio.
We played, we paid someone to watch the guard.
It was with a...
Allegedly.
It was with shampoo and carbon.
Pencil shavings.
A little bit of coffee grinds.
A little coffee grinds.

(41:58):
Pencil shavings in there.
And one needle.
And a little hooch.
And a piece of thread.
Yeah. Toilet hooch.
And some toilet wine.
Yeah.
No, what do they call jail hooch?
Pruneau.
Pruneau.
Pruneau.
I got that from my prison documentaries.
Oh, man.
So, Amber, you're not a drinker anymore.
I'm not, no.

(42:18):
10 months.
Yeah, 10 months of sobriety.
You know, congratulations.
Good for you.
That's commendable.
I've actually taken...
Not easy.
No, it's not.
I've done it too.
I took a year off drinking one weekend.
A year for what?
No, I'm just kidding.
I did take a whole year off of drinking.
I think it was in 2007 or eight.
No, it was 2008.
But yeah, I took a whole year off drinking.

(42:38):
Didn't drink for a whole year.
I actually had a bottle of champagne
on the New Years of 2008.
And I said, I didn't drink it.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm not gonna drink it until the next year.
And then the next year I'll open it and drink.
And that's what I did.
Pretty cool.
Then you picked champagne.
I would've called it whiskey.
Well, no, okay, let me...
Tequila.
Don't get me wrong.
I drank the champagne, but I also had,
you know, obviously whiskey.
I thought there was gonna be a one-eyed Cindy story
in there somewhere.

(42:59):
One-eyed Cindy.
And that's the fourth time I went to jail.
No.
No.
No.
Cindy had two eyes.
She has one now and Tom's went to jail.
No.
Oh, so you used to drink.
What was your go-to drink when you were...
Tequila.
Tequila.
It's the only alcohol that's an upper.

(43:19):
Yeah.
It's just for you.
It doesn't turn into sugar, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like straight tequila margaritas or like...
Straight tequila.
Straight tequila.
Or durin.
Like on the rocks?
No, neat.
Just neat?
Wow.
Yeah.
It was either tequila neat or whiskey neat.
Is there such a thing as a tequila martini?
No.
California sober.
Do you wanna drink tequila and olive juice?
That doesn't sound like it would go well.

(43:41):
I worked at a martini bar that did martini.
They did like 17 different martinis.
But not tequila.
But they did one, yeah.
Maybe you can put anything in a martini glass.
Well, I guess.
I guess that's true.
In a martini glass, yeah.
But a true, okay.
So funny story.
I got a fake ID when I was like 17.
Like a real one.
That's the first time you went to...
No, I'm just kidding.
One of the good ones.

(44:02):
I think the, what is it?
The not time limit or what is it?
The...
Statue of limitations.
Statue of limitations is up in this one.
So I lived in Oregon and my best friend
was seven years older.
So I wanted a fake ID.
And so I went to the DMV.
Went to the DMV.
I had all of her stuff.
I had a picture of her kid and me in the wallet.
Like I was ready.
And I'm showing the old lady next to me

(44:22):
and I'm telling her this whole story
how my kid dropped my license behind the truck.
And I'm like...
You gotta lay down a backstory.
Yeah, a huge backstory.
Like I, and she was so sweet.
I was overthinking it all.
And so I got a driver's, an Oregon driver's license.
And my friend had a divorce.
So I got it married name and then she got her maiden name.
Thank you.

(44:42):
So we would go out together.
We had the same address, same height, everything.
And we were the same height.
Then we'd be like, yeah, it's crazy.
We're roommates.
We had the same birthday and everything.
So I had this fake ID.
And I went off to college and I'm like,
okay, I'm gonna be a real drinker.
I'm gonna be serious about this.
So I found an old man bar.
Nice.
And I'm like, I'm gonna learn to drink three martinis

(45:03):
because I'm gonna go to these college parties
and I gotta keep up and if I'm gonna go...
You gotta look seasoned.
Yeah, like I know what I'm doing.
I don't wanna look chump.
I'm like, I'm gonna get to the point
where I can drink three martinis during lunch.
Cause that's a thing.
Oh God.
Yeah.
Right, I saw that in the movie once.
Is that a thing?
Martini lunch, yeah.
Well, it was in my world.
Three martinis.
It took me about three months

(45:24):
and I got to be buddies with these old guys.
We played Liar's Poker and now I'm hanging out
with the old guys in this college town
instead of going out with people my own age
and listening to great music.
And they were my buddies and I got up to three martinis.
No, that's awesome though.
I took my drinking seriously.
Do you ever have though,
and I don't know if you would know this

(45:45):
cause you're not behind the bar,
people that come into Joe's season
just ask for like off the wall,
like we're a biker bar.
No, we don't have that kind of things.
I mean, we rarely, we call those cage people.
Cage people.
Cage people.
Cage people.
And we're like, La Jolla is that way.
Right.
This is a biker bar.

(46:06):
Here's your whiskey and it's neat.
And we got a whiskey.
And you want a crouton.
We'll open the bottle or the can.
That's what we do.
A crouton.
Don't embarrass yourself.
If we had a water crouton.
Yeah.
I think of a martini shake and not stirred.
So if you go back through our Instagram,
we do a whole little skit of people ordering,
you know, I'll have a yellow belly.

(46:26):
I mean a Coors original.
Oh my God.
Is that like a slang name?
People think they're all,
oh, they were like, I'll have a yellow jacket.
That's a Coors original.
What the fuck is a yellow jacket?
That's funny.
You got a new bartender,
they're like, you're looking at yellow jacket.
Where the fuck are yellow jackets?
It's a Coors original.
I'm gonna try that next time we go to like
some random bar.

(46:48):
Let me do a yellow jacket.
I'm from Rocky from now on, that's all I'm ordering.
Yeah.
I'll just take you on.
Oh no, the worst is I'll have a blue dolphin.
You mean that water?
Blue dolphin?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
What's the point?
I don't know!
I don't know what the point of people
making exotic names for sub water.
They feel like they sound in the know

(47:10):
and you couldn't sound farther from the know.
See that was me with my fake ID.
I was gonna say this really ties back to you
learning how to drink.
Somebody Googled, how do you ask for water at a bar?
Call it a blue dolphin.
Ha ha ha!
What I went with, gin martinis for lunch.
Ha ha ha!
Three of them.
Oh you were doing gin martinis.
Gin martinis!
Those are my favorite.
Yeah.
What kind of gins?

(47:30):
That's not lightweight stuff.
No, it was not.
No, I was serious about my drinking.
I don't do anything halfway.
Nobody!
I don't half pass anything.
She's an overachiever on every level.
Yeah.
On every level.
If I'm gonna drink, I'm drinking.
Ha ha ha!
No, so that's my martini of choice is gin
and I usually do the Beefeater gin.
It's 90 instead of the 80 proof.

(47:52):
It's a little bit higher.
I love a vodka martini.
I gin, and maybe I just haven't found the right gin.
Feel like I'm chewing on a juniper twig.
Well that's what it is, juniper.
Well I understand that but.
I didn't like them.
I just did it because like I was cool.
That's what you had to do.
Yeah.
That's what the old guys drank, right?
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, I'm drinking a martini.
It made me seem like I was actually a drinker.

(48:13):
Ha ha ha!
I didn't have a fake ID.
I knew how to drink gin.
Ha ha ha!
They're like, she's in, she's ordering gin.
Oh shit, she's ordering gin.
She's at least 25.
Oh yeah, yeah.
She's 57.
You don't need to check her ID, she ordered a gin.
Ha ha ha!
That reminds me of.
She ordered something with gin in it.
There was an episode of Ren and Stimpy
and they sent Homer, it was a fake varicose vein kit.

(48:35):
Ha ha ha!
The guy went to the, like.
He went to a rated R movie and they're like,
sir, you're 12 and he like pulled up his thing
and had his varicose veins.
Ha ha ha!
And they're like, I'm sorry, sir.
My mistake, come right in.
Ha ha ha!
Oh.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

(48:55):
Fake varicose veins.
Yes!
Only I would have had that.
Ha ha ha!
Fake varicose veins.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god, that's hilarious.
All right, so next round of music.
What would you like to listen to, Amber?
Let's ask you, because we ask everyone.
King of country, queen of country.
Oh yeah.
You know, that is such a subjective question.

(49:16):
It's hard.
It's a hard one.
Because I really think that the king or queen is right,
so it's what gets you in the heart.
Personalized to the individual.
Yeah, so personalized.
Because I mean, like, if you think about, like,
high school football, you have the king.
Well, it'd probably be John, Johnny and June.
Because they're the most like,
that's acceptable.
Oh, like the duet style.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, I see.
I like what you did there.
You paired them up.
But I mean, if you're really.

(49:37):
Like Kenny and Dolly.
What about Conway and Loretta?
Yeah, or.
Tammy and.
Jesse and.
Was it Tammy Wynette and George Jones?
No, who was Tammy Wynette?
I don't think Tammy Wynette dueted with anybody, did she?
She did.
I mean, she may have had some duets.
But I'm sure they would call her like that.
Jones dueted with, you know,
at least with somebody in his career.
Well, I think Jesse and Waylon would really be the outlaw.

(49:58):
Jesse and Waylon?
Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's who I would vote for.
But I think Johnny and June would probably win.
George Jones.
On popularity.
She did a lot with George Jones and Kirby.
Because more people know him.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right, she's George Jones.
Wow, yeah, that is true.
Most people know Johnny Cash.
Or Loretta Lennon Conway.
Not really.
I think Johnny Cash is more, because he's more.

(50:20):
Well, I'm just saying duets.
He was more of like the rockabilly.
So that like, you know, when he died in 2002
or somewhere around there.
It was 2002, because my ace walked around saying,
Johnny Cash is dead.
Yeah.
See, and how old was he?
He was like two.
Two.
And he was born in 2001.
Oh, see, like that's what I'm saying.
He's devastated.
The younger group really liked George, or Johnny Cash.

(50:44):
And I think, you know, that would be more relative
to more groups, like old people liked him,
young people liked him.
I think you're right.
For the King and Queen, as the duo, you're right.
Johnny and June.
Yeah, Johnny and June, I agree.
Would you think there's a present day,
like there's no one who really collaborates
like that anymore, I feel like.
I'm not really a fan of like the newer, newer country,
unless it's like somebody like Cody Jinx or.

(51:06):
I think all the new duos now are,
like they'll all do it with everybody.
They'll do it with everybody.
And it's just a big mix around.
But it's not a.
Whoever big country star, there's not like a Johnny and June
or a George and Tammy or a Conway and Loretta,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, there really is anything like that right now, huh?
No, where they do it consistently.
Yeah.
And they're kind of known for it, yeah.
They'll do like a show or an album or something,

(51:28):
and then that's it, they don't do anything else.
Like today, in today's music.
Well, it should be Travis and Kirby.
Start it.
Only one of us sings though.
Oh, I've heard you sing.
Not well.
There's a video out there of you singing.
There's a video out there and there's also a radio show.
Oh, I have the video.
It was at Reds, and again, it's not well.
She sang Saved by the Bell on one of our last episodes.
I lost a bet.

(51:50):
I didn't volunteer to sing it.
I was gonna have to do DuckTales, but I won't.
Ooh.
I think someone wrote a song about Johnny and June.
Love Like Johnny and June, I think.
Oh yeah.
That is, but I just remember, I was like, that's what.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
I'll tell you what.
Willie's duets with everyone.
Yeah, Willie has.
Willie, one of my favorite ones with Willie was.

(52:12):
Heidi Neufeld.
Oh my God, it's right here.
With Toby Keith.
And they did Beer for My Horse.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was great.
We do that one.
My band does that one.
That's always a good request.
You guys gotta learn I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie again.
Oh, I know, we got that request the last time
we played at Josie's.
Yeah, of course.
Dude was like, you gotta stick, I don't know.
All right, play it.
We're gonna learn it.
We'll do it.
["Smokey Bar"]

(53:01):
["Smokey Bar"]

(53:31):
["Smokey Bar"]

(54:01):
["Smokey Bar"]

(54:31):
["Smokey Bar"]

(55:01):
["Smokey Bar"]

(55:31):
["Smokey Bar"]
["Smokey Bar"]

(55:59):
Oh, there's something about a man in black
makes me wanna buy a Cadillac, throw the top back
and roll down to Jackson Town.
I wanna be there on the stage with you.
You and I could be the next rage to hear the crowd roar.

(56:20):
Make them want more.
Kick the footlights out.
I wanna love like Johnny and Jude.
Rings of fire burning with you, I wanna walk the line.
Walk the line, till the end of time.
I wanna love, love you that much.

(56:42):
Cash it all in, give it all up.
And when you're gone, I wanna go too.
Like Johnny and Jude.
I wanna hold you baby right or wrong.

(57:02):
Build a world around a country song.
Pray a sweet prayer, follow you there.
I'm down in history.

(57:26):

(57:53):
More than life itself, no one else.
Kissing this promise, they don't make love like that anymore.
It's not too much to be asking for.

(58:16):

(58:38):
When we're gone, there'll be no tears to cry.
Only memories of our lives.

(59:00):
They'll remember, remember our love like that.

(59:30):
Like, sorry, not actually.
And they wrote quads.
Travis is like, we're gonna have to sit down and talk tonight.
I'm learning all about you and you shit about sweet curbs today.
That was their names.
Johnny and Jude.
It's like that couple that we hang out with at Reds and Bama, Bill and Hillary.
Oh yeah, their names are Bill and Hillary.

(59:51):
He didn't believe me, he's like, that's not their names.
And they own a pig ranch.
Yes, that's their name.
Super nice people.
I was gonna say, they are, I don't know about the other one.
They're super nice people.
Well, you know what's really cool about doing this radio show is we get to meet and hang out with really cool, interesting people.
And Amber Jones, the H-L-I-C over at Josie's.

(01:00:12):
What does that mean again?
What is it? Tell me the letters.
Hot lady in charge.
I said tell me the letters, I didn't tell you what it means, sorry.
She is.
My sister's childhood best friend was named Amber Jones.
That's how I remember.
Yeah, Amber Jones.
And it's a real name.
And it's a real name, it's not a fake, it's not an alias.
You're not in witness protection are you?
No, that's Josie.
That's her maiden name though, that's her married name, yes.

(01:00:35):
Yeah, my maiden name is Amber Brownwood.
Oh yes, Laura Brownwood.
It's a descriptive sentence.
Did we tell you about the first time we met your mom?
Yeah.
We did?
It wasn't on air.
Not on air, yeah.
Oh God.
All right, so we're hanging out over at Pamo.
You tell the story, sweet curve.
So the first time we met Laura, we were hanging out on the patio at Pamo and she challenged

(01:00:57):
our friend Craig Busque to a arm wrestling contest.
Craig won, sorry, I love you Laura.
But then she made Travis feel her thigh.
How was it babe?
She's like, I'm this year old lady and have you ever seen a thigh this hard or whatever?
And I was like, I just met her and she's like, feel it.
I'm like, oh.

(01:01:18):
Well, Travis started like right above her knee and Laura was like, no.
Up here, feel it.
Full thigh.
And that's when I knew I love this lady.
She's awesome.
We do love Laura.
She's the best.
And she's just like the happiest, like positive.
Yeah.
Is she still living on a boat?
No.
No, not anymore.
She's been on a boat for a while?
She did?
For how long?

(01:01:39):
Long time.
I mean, when the kids were little, so it was pretty awesome.
They got to go have sleepovers.
It was called like boaty or something, right?
Like what was the name of it?
Beachy.
Beachy.
Yeah, I think the ace named it.
Beachy.
That's awesome.
Was it like a sailboat?
Like a motorboat?
No, yeah, it was a mini.
A little mini yacht.
So it was very fun.
The kids loved it.
How fun.
It's really cool.
Sure, I suppose like throwback pictures of them like in the waterway, like paddle boarding

(01:02:01):
and stuff.
And jumping off the top.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good times.
But that's fun.
My grandparents lived in Huntington Harbor growing up and we would like swim off the
dock and go on my grandpa's boat.
And now I'm here.
Are you?
Wow.
A recent grandma.
A recent three month, three, three, three week old.
Well.
Three weeks.
You don't look a day over, Ann.
I saw that picture the other day.
It's cute.
It's cute.

(01:02:22):
His little thing.
He's like, I mean, I'm biased.
That's a handsome baby.
He's cute.
You don't look a day over, Auntie.
Don't steal my thing, Travis.
You said it.
Nobody heard you though.
The microphone heard me.
The microphone did.
It might have heard you.
Oh man.
All right.
So Josie's hideout open seven days a week, two days a week, three days a week.
Well, unless it's a holiday, so Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we will be open Labor Day and we
have a three day holiday.
So we're going to be open Labor Day.

(01:02:42):
And we have live music.
Tomorrow.
Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
This weekend.
Yeah.
So we have, who do we have?
We have Desert Crossing on Monday, Halo Effect on Sunday.
I'm going backwards.
And Saturday is a great band.
Well, by the time this airs, by the time this airs, it's over.
So Monday is Desert Crossing.

(01:03:03):
Monday is Desert Crossing.
So tomorrow is Desert Crossing.
Friday's no music though, just open.
Just open, yeah.
Tomorrow we're going to be open Labor Day.
Tomorrow I'm going to be hosting Red Whites and Brews, the Dealers Choice thing tomorrow.
And the theme is once Labor Day.
So the theme of the song is about work.

(01:03:23):
Take this job and shove it.
Ba ba ba ba mine working.
He hasn't thought about it yet.
Amber, thank you so much for hanging out with us on this beautiful Sunday.
We appreciate you coming out and telling us your stories.
I'm getting to know you yeah, I didn't get to play them the music game though. I was like you want to do

(01:03:50):
Really bad at it, but oh she threw that she just threw down the challenge Kirby
I'm a gauntlet. Yeah, she threw down the challenge well. You're the guest so pick your decades 40s through
2000 country
What works best for you? Oh gosh? Let's do the 70s 70s countries
All right, I know everyone's name

(01:04:13):
Obligatory they've got to do the obligatory walk in the
Your name is the buzzer so you say hamburger, okay?
You can say song or artist okay, and then you have five seconds to say the counterpart to either song or artist
If you can't it's up for grabs okay?

(01:04:36):
All right, yeah
All right, so if you win yeah, well you win you don't get nothing
But you threw down the challenge so so you have
When you get bragging rights, I like the name that tune people are like I want to I want to play this
I know everybody wants to take on a lot of not a lot of people have beaten sweet curbs not well 70s is not my

(01:05:00):
Well, let's find out niche, but I see we don't know mine either
We have Chloe Lu on here, and she chose the 90s big mistake the sweet curbs was broke our scoreboard
She broke the scoreboard. Yeah, well. I don't mean this in a
Condescending way, but I was born in 1985 the songs of the 90s were my like that's what I grew up
I'm like that's what I listen to all right you ready

(01:05:23):
I'm ready
Here we go
Yeah, what you can't see is Cassie with her scoreboard
Good call Josie

(01:05:48):
Five seconds
I
Can't believe you guys don't go ahead cash. Oh my god turn here Kirby
Amber Jesse it is Lynn Anderson Lynn and how can I unlove you?

(01:06:12):
Only when there's an I know is Rose Garden. It's a good song. I know all these songs
Oh, you're not playing
See it hit be cheating the whole time
Good break the scoreboard all right you guys ready to try again. Oh
Like dedicate this song to my partner soul partner mr.. Duck song better known as a sir Douglas quintet from San Antonio wherever you are brother

(01:06:40):
Kirby waste a day's waste a night there you go five seconds. I don't know who sings it though
I have Charlie pride
No any guesses
Freddy Fender Freddy Fender

(01:07:00):
All right you guys ready, yeah, you guys don't get this we're just gonna we're gonna shut the whole damn studio down
Have you ever been awakened
By the crowing of a rooster
While the night's dew is
Killing me five seconds seems to break the more you don't recognize the voice it's Charlie pride

(01:07:35):
Oh, yeah, it's for the title. Oh
That's usually how this game goes I always get to do
I didn't say my name. I'm sorry you've known the rules since the beginning my fault
I was getting nervous cuz I'm like you guys all know Charlie pride. I blame myself here. We get ready for the next one

(01:08:03):
Kirby Kirby delta
Don Tandy Tucker.
Great idea that one.
Oh man.
Baby a fading rose from days gone by.
Crying out loud.
All right.
Are you guys ready?
Proceed.
And did I.
Here.
So throwback all the way to episode one.
Oh, I know this song.

(01:08:24):
I've been walking these streets so long.
Singing the same old song.
Five seconds.
Come on.
And whip a crack in these dirty sidewalks of Rome.
Glenn Campbell.
Rhinestone Cowboy.
Rhinestone Cowboy.
Apparently I have no idea about this.

(01:08:44):
Lineman for the County was the other one.
That's always Glenn Campbell that we don't get.
I always forget.
This song comes up at every show.
I always forget about Glenn Campbell.
I know.
Rhinestone Cowboy.
Got it.
All right, here we go.
3 o'clock in the morning.
And it looks like it's going to be another sleepy night.

(01:09:06):
Amber, come on.
Amber?
Carrie Carpenter?
Ah, jeez.
I don't know.
Wondering what I can do.
I feel like I got to give you guys hints.
The longest hair in country music.
Kirby.
Crystal Gale.
God, Kirby.
Crystal Gale.
I forgot to say my name again.
Brown Amber.
Why you make my brown eyes blue?

(01:09:27):
No.
Crystal Gale.
I'll be sure it's me that's in love.
Kirby gets one.
Oh, man.
We're crying out loud.
Travis?
I'm kicking my own ass here.
We're going to take the outlier.
We need those buttons back.
No, those buttons were trash.
We're going to have to take the outlaw country show away
from you.

(01:09:47):
This was a good run, bud.
Travis and I are just looking at Kirby, like, what is it?
Talking to my slave.
Buddy already said it.
I have the Crystal Gale, but I forgot to say my name.
No, you got Crystal Gale when he said longest hair in country.
Travis.
David Allen Coe.
You never called him by my name.
Amber.
All right, he said it.

(01:10:08):
The only solace I find is that it's an automated generator,
so Eric's not picking.
But really, just hit next.
So I got two on that one.
Here we go.
Ready?
Yeah.
Are you ready, Amber?
I apparently am not, but yeah, let's go for it.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Jolene, Dolly Parton.

(01:10:29):
Bam!
I beat you on that, sweet girl.
Good job.
Dang.
This song never gets old.
No.
Ever.
All right.
Hold on, don't change it yet.
The only thing I don't like about this song
is people take it so serious, like, why would she stay with her?
I'm like, it's a fucking song.
It's a great song.

(01:10:50):
I saw this meme.
It was Dolly Parton in a nightgown,
sexy looking thing.
And it says, what in the hell is Jolene bringing?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Dolly Parton on The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Come on.
Come on.
When I was a kid, I would rewind that tape over and over again.
Same.
I'm like, Dolly playing a madam in a whorehouse?

(01:11:13):
Come on.
We've got time for about two more.
All right.
Yeah.
["Mama Was a Lady"]
This guy's going to recognize the boys.
Yes.
["Mama Was a Lady"]
Travis.

(01:11:33):
Go ahead.
Loretta Lynn.
["Mama Was a Lady"]
Oh.
Oh, I know it, but I can't think of the name.
Give her five seconds.
Kirby.
Go ahead.
Is it Tanya Tucker?
It is.
Five seconds for the title.
I don't know the song.
["Mama Was a Lady"]
Amber.
Go ahead.
Oh, no.
Never mind.
I was going to say Mama Tried, but that's not right.

(01:11:55):
The Man That Turned My Mama On.
Never would have guessed that.
I recognize the boys.
There's one more.
What's the score, Cassie?
All right, Amber's got one.
Kirby's got five.
You got four.
And Travis got four.
All right.
["Mama Was a Lady"]

(01:12:16):
["Mama Was a Lady"]
["Mama Was a Lady"]
["Mama Was a Lady"]
I left the four lane highway, took a blacktop, seven miles.
Travis.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Travis.
You said it first.

(01:12:37):
Amber.
George Jones.
No.
Marty Robbins.
All right, I'll give you guys five more seconds.
["Mama Was a Lady"]
["Mama Was a Lady"]
["Mama Was a Lady"]
Jesus.
You guys are killing me.
Who?
Murl Haggard.
That's Murl?
Oh, my god.
God damn.
Yeah, I should.
["Mama Was a Lady"]

(01:12:58):
Wow, we just lost points on that.
We lost points.
We should lose points for not doing Murl.
Yeah, if you couldn't get Murl.
We're taking your outlaw country card away.
Your membership card.
I knew that voice sounded from it.
We're going to take Amber's expired fake ID
and your country card, throw them out.
We vote.
They're out.

(01:13:19):
All right.
All right, one more.
We got to.
No, that's it.
That's it?
Oh, sweet curbs won.
Again.
God damn it.
Oh, jeez.
I just wanted to see the master at work.
I know.
It's brutal, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Every time, she's, I don't know.
It's not fair.
I'm going to study for next time.
Doesn't matter the decade.

(01:13:39):
That's only like six decades.
Like you can put those playlists on and just on the way to work.
I know, just constantly run them all through.
Just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He's going to wake up in the middle of the night going,
it's Murl Haggard.
It's Murl Haggard.
No, I literally listen to outlaw country on my Pandora.
And when it plays, I will be like, say whatever song.

(01:13:59):
And then I try to look at my radio to see if I'm right.
I blame the gym.
Oh my god.
It's a gym.
All right.
Amber, thank you so much for being on our show,
the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
Thank you.
We appreciate you.
And we will see you.
I'm probably going to try to make it out
to one of those rides, either the autism one
or the military one, one of the ones.

(01:14:21):
And I think you're playing again the end of the month,
September 29th, I think.
Yeah.
Dirty Confetti.
Dirty Confetti will be out there.
Thanks for having me.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
It was fun hanging out with you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.

(01:14:49):
I've always got a smiling face Anytime and anyplace
And every time they ask me why I just smile and say
You've got to kiss an angel good morning And let her know you think about her when

(01:15:13):
you're gone
Kiss an angel good morning And love her like the devil when you get back home
Well people may try to guess The secret of a happiness
But some of them never learn It's a simple thing

(01:15:36):
The secret I'm speaking of Is a woman and a man in love
And the answer is in this song that I always sing
You've got to kiss an angel good morning And let her know you think about her when you're

(01:16:01):
gone
Kiss an angel good morning And let her know you think about her when you're gone

(01:16:46):
All my exes live in Texas And Texas is a place I dearly love to be
But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

(01:17:15):
Rosanna's down in Texarkana Wanted me to push her bread
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene She forgot I hung the moon
And Allison's in Galveston Somehow lost her sanity

(01:17:37):
And Temple's who now lives in Temple's Got the love looking for me

(01:17:59):
But all my exes live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

(01:18:28):
I remember that old free old river Where I learned to swim
But it brings to mind another time Where I wore my welcome band
My transcendental meditation I go there each night

(01:18:51):
But I always come back to myself Long before daylight

(01:19:13):
But all my exes live in Texas And therefore I reside in Tennessee
Some folks think I'm hiding It's been rumored that I died

(01:19:36):
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee
Why'd you come in here looking like that In your cowboy boots and your painted old jeans
All wrecked out like a cowboy's dream Why'd you come in here looking like that

(01:20:00):
In your high heel boots and your painted old jeans
In your high heel boots and your painted old jeans

(01:20:24):
Why'd you come in here looking like that In your high heel boots and your painted old jeans
When you could stop traffic in a gunny sack While you're almost giving me a heart attack
When you watch right in here looking like that

(01:20:49):
I just can't stand it To see him on the town
He's out so dancing With every girl around
I'm a soft-hearted woman He's a hard-headed man
And he's gonna make me feel just as bad as he can
He's got himself a mean streak I have for my wife

(01:21:10):
And now he's dancing on this heart of mine
Why'd you come in here looking like that In your high heel boots and your painted old jeans

(01:21:37):
Why'd you come in here looking like that In your cowboy boots and your painted old jeans
Why'd you come in here looking like that When you could stop traffic in a gunny sack
While you're almost giving me a heart attack When you watch right in here looking like that

(01:21:58):
Why'd you come in here looking like that Why'd you come in here looking like that
We won't do it live. Oh my God.
Okay, so none of us knew the name of that song.
Yep, no.

(01:22:20):
This is why Kirby won.
Here's the thing, I knew enough to win though.
That's true.
Five to four is pretty close.
Close doesn't count.
Hand grenades and whatever.
Horseshoes.
Horseshoes, that's what it is.
Horseshoes and hand grenades, that's the only time it counts.
It's good to be here after having kept that score.
Man, Cassie, we got you back.
So good to see you.
Sorry we missed you last week because we got hijacked.

(01:22:42):
Hey, you know what?
I can't believe that was so full.
There's no one better to get hijacked by though.
No, yeah.
I agree.
The girl will be wearing a shirt very soon that says-
Yeah, we gotta get her shirt made.
I refused to leave the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Yes.
Yeah, that's that one.
I'm the bitch that decided I wasn't leaving.
We gotta work on the verbiage.

(01:23:04):
There's a couple varieties.
Take a vote.
But I will say I was not shocked to come in at scorekeeping and yeah, there goes Kirby.
Breaking the scoreboard.
I know.
Cassie had to sharpen her pencil again.
She had to sharpen her pencil.
She had to flip the page of the freaking scoreboard.
I had to go to the back of the classroom and put my pencil in and turn that thing.
We gotta do 2000s now because-

(01:23:25):
Yeah, 2000s, yeah, I'll lose to that.
I don't think there's any outlaw country music from 2000 to now.
Is there?
Cody Jinks.
Cody Jinks.
I'm like, we've got a couple of-
Matt Mason.
There's a handful.
And there's a lot more coming up now than there were 10, 15 years ago.
No, I don't think Banda Heathens would be considered outlaw country.

(01:23:48):
I mean, they got that good song.
They got that one.
That one good song, Hurricane.
The one, oh, the good one that you play.
Yeah.
The guy with the tattoos, I always forget his name.
Oh, uh-
Jelly Roll.
Thank you.
Sounds like he should be a rapper.
I mean, I like his music.
Not rap, not outlaw.
I wouldn't consider that outlaw country though.
Okay, I'm back to Kimmy Bitter.
I'm going local.

(01:24:11):
Yay, Kimmy Bitter.
I'm new here, so-
That was so fun getting to know Amber.
Yeah, man.
Amber's awesome.
I'm telling you, that's one of the most badass chicks we've had on this show.
I'm here every day.
I'm just kidding.
Sweet Curbs, you're pretty badass, but-
Curbs is freaking badass, man.
I don't run a biker bar though.
She wins.
No, she wins, for sure.

(01:24:33):
Heck yeah.
So how have you been in cast?
We haven't seen you in, it feels like, months.
It hasn't been months, but no.
Couple weeks.
Yeah.
No, I've been digging listening to the show, all the guests that you guys have had.
Oh, yeah.
It's been fun.
So you guys were on a trip to, you guys were out in Cabo?
Oh gosh.
Cabo?
Yeah, I guess we did.
I was like, which trip?
We've been a little jaunty.

(01:24:54):
So I saw a picture of you holding a giant beer.
A giant beer.
That was from our Germany trip.
Oh, that was from Germany, okay.
Yeah.
It was like bigger than my head, I think.
I was going to say the stamp on the glass said, what did it say, HB?
Yeah, Hofbrauch House.
I thought it stood for huge beer.
You know what, I think maybe that's what it should stand for.

(01:25:17):
Huge ass beer.
Huge ass beer.
It would say Hab.
It would be HAB.
Yeah, that was in a beer carton.
Eric took that photo.
Well, there is actually a story behind that.
We had had some beers and some pretzels, you know, it was summertime in Germany.
And he said he was done.
I said, okay, I'm going to get one more.
He goes, I'll go get it.
He came back with two more.

(01:25:38):
And they were like three times the size of the first one we had.
Have you seen the video of the girl in Germany?
I clearly have to brush up on my German.
She carries like, it's on YouTube.
Yeah, it's not nine.
That was SchizR.
Isn't that —
Oktoberfest, is that something?
Yeah.
She literally has like 12 beer glasses, those big ones.

(01:26:00):
Isn't it insane?
And she like maneuvers them all around, and then she stacks them up?
And then she stacks them up, yes.
And she is probably 90 pounds if she's a pound.
Yeah.
And it has her body weight and beer and stacks them all up and her leader hose and her little
outfit.
Yeah, that is actually at the actual Hofbra house.
But I it blows my mind how these little girls can carry that much.

(01:26:22):
It's like 150 pounds of beer.
I had to ask them for a wagon.
They were they were they were drink.
Eric, that little girl could carry 12 of them.
You couldn't carry two.
I had to ask for a wagon.
I'm impressed with myself when I carry three wine glasses like and I got a triangle in
my fingers.
That Kirby knows exactly what this is.

(01:26:43):
I do because every so often you hit it wrong and the one glass falls over and you're like
that can't be it.
They like try to jigsaw puzzle each other.
They like interlock.
They're like 1520 of these giant and then in the glass.
It's not even just the beer.
It's not like a pint.
Yeah, they're like big old mugs.
Big mugs.
Huge mugs.
I couldn't carry like two of mugs empty.

(01:27:05):
Big ass beers bag.
I'm like, I just get a straw till it's halfway gone because I can't even lift it.
Anyway, it's good to be back.
All right.
So here in the United States, we do 12 ounce curls.
This is a 12 ounce beer.
That's not too bad.
I can do that.
There's 12 there's 16.
I don't know.
I've got a four ounce whiskey here.

(01:27:26):
So yeah, how was the was there like live music a lot out there?
You know, we didn't run into that a whole lot.
No, there was so much history and so much.
There were so many things to do that we I don't think we even made the time to go look
for.
Oh, that's well, there's some street performers and stuff, which is always fun.
Oh, yeah.
And some buskers.
That was in Newmark, Dirt, Oberplatz.

(01:27:48):
That's my German.
Bless you.
Bless you.
That's my German.
Did you just sneeze?
I did.
Yeah.
There was actually a street performer that we stopped to watch and he was really good.
I know.
Cool.
I think the the music scene in the streets is very different there than it would be even
in downtown San Diego or New Orleans or anything like that.

(01:28:08):
Yeah, it's always weird to think about like other countries and do they have like, you
know, their style of music?
Like when you think of like Irish or Ireland, you think of like Irish music, you know, are
they playing Irish music on the side of the street in Ireland or are they playing like
Hank Williams, Jr.?
I think a little of both.
No, they're playing Irish music with girls in clogs and tab shoes doing Michael Flatley,

(01:28:30):
Lord of the Dance.
Right?
Yeah.
No, no.
I mean, in my head anyway.
I know.
I love that.
I love that for you.
Well, they do that in like the deep tourist area for sure.
There you go.
Yeah.
You got to get your knee to do one of these things.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You got to get your knee going.
You can't see me in the studio, but.
Kirby is.
I won't be able to walk tomorrow.
Yeah, this is all you can find in Germany everywhere.
Really?
No.

(01:28:51):
Oh, OK.
I was going to say.
I've never been.
You know what though?
On some level, you kind of wish.
It's true.
It's actually a little disappointing because you go there thinking you're going to find
stuff like that.
Yeah.

(01:29:11):
You know, German polka everywhere.
But it's like American music like Merle Haggard.
Now, at Oktoberfest you will, right?
Absolutely, right?
Well, yeah.
It's kind of the big events where they bring back.
In here, like Oktoberfest, you hear that kind of thing.
You're the.
What was that in Home Alone when she hitched a ride with John Candy and he was the polka
king?

(01:29:31):
Yeah.
That's right.
That was so good.
Oh, my gosh.
I saw a meme not too long ago.
I was like, this is the master polka king.
If you don't know who this is, then you don't know polka.
It was John Candy.
And John Candy.
Oh, I miss that guy.
Oh, good old Uncle Buck.
And apparently he was like such a nice guy.
We watched a documentary on him during covid and absolutely without exception, not anyone

(01:29:56):
had anything negative to say.
Like he was the nicest.
Like he did a movie with Debbie Reynolds after Debbie Reynolds heyday.
And he John Candy had like the big dressing room trailer, whatever.
And Debbie Reynolds had like this little like not anything fancy party.
And he said, absolutely not.
I'll take yours.
You get mine.

(01:30:17):
You're Debbie Reynolds.
Like what a class.
He was just like the nicest man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, that guy.
There are German there are country artists in Germany, though.
And there's actually a couple of big ones.
Well, which I thought was interesting.
Germany actually has kind of this love affair with do they sing in English or this is one
of their big ones.

(01:30:37):
It's very throaty.
I don't know if you can hear me in English.
Germany's got kind of a big love affair with the old west American.
Well, who's who's the bass player for Sun Valley String Band?

(01:30:58):
Martin.
Mr. Martin.
Martin.
He's from Switzerland.
He's from Switzerland.
Yeah.
And he tells us there is a large I don't want to say underground, but there's this very,
very niche country scene that's in Europe.
And I think I mentioned there's an entire town in Germany called Pullman City, and it
is dedicated to old west.

(01:31:18):
Yeah, because the glamorization of I mean, like, like, John Wayne.
Yeah, niche in the sense that it's the town is old west or just the music and how it has
turned into kind of a German amusement park.
It's an attraction.
So it's like American old west.
Yes, American old west.

(01:31:39):
It'd be like going to a movie set, right?
They've converted this whole town into an old west like tombstone.
Yes.
Or how we go to a ghost town.
Right.
And there's saloon girls walking around.
That's not how we live day to day.
But yeah, they've there's there's this fascination since the old west movies.
And Germany specifically is in love with it as well.

(01:32:01):
Never been.
Maybe one day I'll go.
I think I had the courage to wear a cowboy hat over there.
Yeah, right.
Cowboy hat.
Who's the fuck is this guy?
A whole sample hat.
Next trip, I'm taking my whole sample.
I'm going to do it.
I know.
We should go.
Ramona Radial is going to book you some European tours for Dirty Confetti and just let you
just go get full on outlaw.

(01:32:22):
Full on outlaw.
I really honestly think if we put the word out, you would be it would be so many people
because it's so authentically genuine American.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We did have a plan that didn't work with our schedule, unfortunately, was to go to Pullman
City and at every bar we stopped at, we were just going to drop off coasters and stickers

(01:32:43):
and CDs for right coasters.
Do I promote and promote and for that's Ramona radio.
Ramona radio.
Maybe a little Dirty Confetti.
How was it like in Italy?
Did they have groups like in areas in Italy?

(01:33:03):
Did they have country music or anything like that?
Or was it all like Italian?
No, they so the biggest thing I can remember when we were in Italy is when we stayed in
Tuscany, they had a giant joust tournament and they called it as a joustra, but it was
like a medieval joust tournament.
And it was it reminded me of Harry Potter because all the people from the different

(01:33:24):
cities would hang their flags out the mirror and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, the city that we were staying in, which was a red so in Tuscany won the joust for
that thing.
Oh, that's a festival.
Yes.
So they literally we were having dinner at our villa and we could hear the music.
So we all went down and they have like a beer garden.
They had a giant thing, but it wasn't country music.

(01:33:46):
It was like kind of like the music of the town.
No, it wasn't even Italian music.
It reminded me of like, like EDC, like electronic, like that.
That was kind of like dancing vibe there.
You know, like this 2016.
Like rave style kind of music.
Yeah, but people loved it.
And this is why my son loves living in Europe right now.
Yeah, but there definitely wasn't country.

(01:34:09):
That'd be an interesting concept, an Italian country band.
Look it, you've got your next gig.
That's the morning.
That's the morning.
OK, yeah.
Now you're going to do a country version of some classic.

(01:34:30):
It's going to be either blasphemous or it's going to be fabulous.
One of the two.
Blasphemy.
Yeah, that could go either way.
I don't know.
Interesting to think about though.
Good thought.
What about what like a have you ever heard a band called Gypsy Kings?
I love the Gypsy Kings.
I saw I well, I had tickets to see them in Barcelona.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I have to pronounce it correctly.

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Barcelona.
Barcelona.
It's not Barcelona.
Did you ever hear the version of Hotel California that they did?
I'm not sure that I did.
Eric, you've got to look that one up.
But I love the Gypsy Kings.
Gypsy Kings.
Yes.
That's very cool.
Let's listen to this actually.
So where are they from though?
Spain I think.
OK.
Oh, Barcelona, sorry.
Yeah.
It is very cool.

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Oh, dude, they made it big.
Yeah.
We'll check this out.
Let's listen.
Yeah, let's check it out.
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la idea de mecan te vi por en la noche ella estaba a la entrada y la campana ya sonar
y me dijo ya venimos de estos podos del cielo ellas en una vela y nuestra de camino
soy voz de coriador y yo entendí que me hicieron he venido del california such a lovely place

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such a lovely place
he venido del california such a lovely place
such a lovely place

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Such a lovely place, such a lovely place
I've come from California
In the mirror, on the roof, champagne on the ice

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And she said, we are all prisoners
The four leaders take their naps
Attack the beast with their knives
But they manage to kill him
My last memory, Korean from the door
I saw you on the road where you had come from

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In the
In the
You know what I heard a story about that band I don't know if it's true or not but one of my friends

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He's a guacamole, good friend of mine. He said that he had seen him in a concert or something like that and the guy that comes out and that plays the lead guitar
His guitar is shaped like a like a giant willy if you will
A giant willy
A giant wiener
I raised boys we used the actual words

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Come on there might be kids listening to this
Because willy is better than
Maybe it's bassist
There was an SNL
Remember from Saturday Night Live
The guy who played on oh man I hate it when I have a really cool idea and I can't make it come out

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But somebody that was trying to explain
Who was the actor? Will Ferrell? Mike Myers?
Yes, in Austin Powers
There's a giant wiener
Get your wieners here
He's like holy crap Johnson

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Get on this
But he had a skit on SNL for a while where he played this little kid who you remember maybe you don't remember there's this skit from the 70s
Yes and his mom would tether him to the jungle gym
Different skit but there were so many good ones
But there was this Saturday morning skit about this kid everything he drew on paper came to life
And he did a little spinoff on that and he was this little kid in a bathtub and he would tell stories from the bathtub

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And he would always say are you looking at my bits and pieces?
That was the whole point of what I was trying to say
No I do not remember that
That almost sounds Monty Python-ish
I do remember the one what was his name? The talk show and he would always say I'm for Clempt talk amongst yourselves

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Don't you remember? Yes I do
The only one I remember is he was talking about a thigh master is neither a thigh nor a master I'm getting for Clempt
Talk amongst yourselves
I remember that word
And he had this big blonde waging glasses
Oh my god I am going to say one day we should do an entire episode on Monty Python

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I don't like spam
What is your favourite colour?
I will get some coconuts we can clang them together
Spam spam spam spam bacon spam
Spam spam spam egg and spam
Spam spam spam spam spam spam bacon spam spam spam spam

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Oh lobster sabadoo I'll prevent you
Lobster sabadoo
Bring out your dad
Like okay I'm sorry to our listeners if you don't know Monty Python go watch all of them
Life of Brian
Life of Brian was one yeah
Come back and we'll do an entire episode once you've caught up

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Who was that like John Cleese?
Oh god
She's talking about named people again
That's how I win a name tattoo and I know the names and the art attached to them
I always sit in the back going oh I know that guy I know that guy
She's got a digital memory

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It's bullshit
You know what's crazy about what is it like in Europe when it comes to smoking cigarettes
The answer is yes
Everybody smokes
You can't smoke anywhere in the United States like in any restaurant or bar
I wouldn't say everybody there's been a shift so like in the UK it's way different than in Germany, France, Italy
I'll speak to Germany and Italy specifically because those are recent

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But yeah probably 25% of the population you still go if you nothing's really inside anymore
But outdoor cafes that's a smoking zone
When I was in Italy literally everybody smokes but that was 2016
And Germany is unique because Bavaria is different from the rest of the Germany
The rest of the Germany that's good Cass

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The rest of the Germany's
Yeah so like if you're in Berlin etc there are still maybe pubs you can go to and smoke inside
Bavaria is a little more well they call it conservative but they they've banned things a little more so you go outside
That's what was crazy when we were in Florida a couple weeks ago like we were in this bar and we're sitting at the bar

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We're just chilling drinking and I saw an ashtray on the bar and I'm like we're smoking here
Look at that
America, America! Anyway so we saw an ashtray and I'm like wait can we smoke in here?
He's like oh yeah man
I'm like fuck yeah
But I will say the difference is from Florida to like Southern California
In Florida at least where we were in Miami most of the places were open like the front door was open

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Yeah open air
It wasn't like a closed restaurant
But they leave it up to the proprietor
What's the biggest difference? I mean Las Vegas right is a different thing Texas Florida and you go other places
Yeah I remember a couple years ago I was in Texas Austin or somewhere around anywhere anyway Texas and I was in an Applebee's
And there was an ashtray sitting at the bar

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Yeah did they ask you smoking or not? I can't remember the last time somebody asked me
I know but you're like smoking or not smoking
I hate to interrupt this little fun thing we're gonna play a song you guys gotta think about a punishment
We're gonna come back and do this whole name that tune thing
We're gonna do it again just me and Sneaky
Well yeah against our guest
I know that was against our guest we curves

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Alright so who gets to pick the year?
The loser that would be you Travis
Oh I get to pick the year? Yeah you last week
I'm gonna do 80's
80's country? Yeah I'll do 80's
Alright we're gonna do 80's music but not normal kind of 80's
Let's listen to some music and determine the
Wake me up before you go
Oh my god that's so funny that you just said that because that damn song I'm never gonna dance again

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That shit has been stuck in my head all day and I don't know why
The way I dance with you should have known better than to cheat a friend
She might have already just done her punishment
So you know it's funny I was at work
Oh hold on oh I thought we were gonna cut to a song
I was at work
I was at work today and I was whistling that song for some reason
And Austin the guy I work with, Gerbs
His work boyfriend

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I'm never gonna dance again
I'm like damn I'm a good whistler if you could understand that
Fun fact about Gerbs
He is German by bloodline
Only song you can sing in German is happy birthday and he sang it one time for Travis's birthday
As we were talking about Germany
Freaking Gerbs
I love this
Alright we'll be right back

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I swear I first saw Mary
On that roadside picking blackberries
That summer I turned a corner in my soul
Down that red dirt road

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Her daddy didn't like me much
In my shackled up GTO
I'd sneak out in the middle of the night
Throw rocks at her bedroom window
We'd turn out to headlights
And drop by the moonlight

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Talk about what the future might hold
Down that red dirt road
Is where I drank my first beer
Is where I found Jesus
Where I wrecked my first car
I tore it all to pieces

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I learned the path to heaven
Full of sinners and believers
Learned that happiness on earth
Ain't just for high achievers
I learned how come no
There's life at both ends
That red dirt road

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I went out into the world
And I came back again
I lost Mary
Oh I got her back again
Driving home at night
Feels like I found a long lost friend

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Is where I drank my first beer
Is where I found Jesus
Where I wrecked my first car
I tore it all to pieces

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I learned the path to heaven
Full of sinners and believers
Learned that happiness on earth
Ain't just for high achievers
I've come to know
I've come to know

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That red dirt road

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I lost Mary
I lost Mary

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I lost Mary
I lost Mary

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I lost Mary
I lost Mary
Okay, so you're gonna read it and probably mispronounce it too and then yeah, I guarantee you at least half our listeners do
Carla next time I see you let us know if we messed up. Okay apologies Carla. All right. Are we ready to do this?

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All right, let's do it. Okay, everybody understands what's happening. We don't need to explain the rules anymore
We got everybody understands. It's just me and if you're listening for the first time you'll figure it out. We got one less sweet curbs
Oh, and this isn't the broken one. Thank you. Okay. Here we go. Are we ready ready?

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Travis go ahead ready Travis
Deeper than the holler there you go. Oh Travis is pulling ahead early
Next song next song Kirby's getting warmed up. Here we go

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Five more seconds
Kirby Cumberland Road Church on Cumberland Road. Yeah
Got five seconds for the artist
Shannon off. That's it. We have a tie
All right, here we go

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Her no good. No, sorry. Ah, she did say hold over to Travis five seconds
Five more seconds
Travis go ahead cry cry cry
Five seconds that it's a cover song. It's Johnny Cash cover song, but it's not Johnny Cash

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Yeah, it's up no got a guess Kirby Marty Stewart Marty Stewart
Travis is ahead three to two when I said my name I thought it was
John Michael Montgomery
Then I realized I was not babies. That's funny. Here we go

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Travis go ahead
Eagles
Oh, you know the song huh know the song five more seconds single bars and good time lovers
Kirby go ahead looking for love know the artist Don Williams

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Five seconds
Johnny Lee
So we have a tie three three. All right, here we go

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Walk away
Five seconds with my blessing Travis go ahead burn got some
Once more seconds let me
Ricky Ben Shelton, man, I'll leave this world loving you. There we go

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Travis go ahead. Thank you. I'm just doing your country boy cancer
The man has pulled ahead
I think I took Spanish in high school

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Five seconds
Travis go ahead
Carpenter they play this every fucking time and we never get it timber. I'm going down Kirby timber
All right, what are the next one we got time for about two more? All right, do more Travis go ahead

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David Allen co-wrote. I'm just a bit that's fine seven. Here we go. Travis go ahead
Five seconds
I don't know any guesses Kirby. I do. Hold on. Give me five seconds

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Don't tell me come on I can know it
Because time's up
Okay, we're at eight to three
Three
Yeah, we're out of time

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Here's your Spanish phrase, okay, so you're gonna say it in Spanish
Yes, perfect it and then you're gonna wait Eric's gonna say it or it's gonna know the computers gonna play. Okay. Hang on
I'm typing it in
Ice cubes now, but I got mine. All right

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Thanks, isn't here. So I have to repeat it
We might should have had tequila for this one. Oops, we got to kill the music first. Here we go
All right. So here's here's your phrase Kirby. Okay ready? Yep
Me nombre is Kirby green y finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune. My name is Kirby green and I lost at name that tune close
You have to say it in Spanish. Oh, you're supposed to say it

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Okay, here we go. Me nombre is Kirby green y finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune
It's very long. I mean number is Kirby green
I'm gonna give you one more ready. Yes, me nombre is Kirby green y finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune
I still can't know

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Please remain seated with your hands and feet inside the vehicle
I'm gonna give you one more
Ready? Yes, me nombre is Kirby green y finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune. I still can't know
Me nombre is Kirby green y finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune. Please remain seated with your hands and feet inside the vehicle
Venamino Venamino sin senteros por favor something like that

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That's it that's it that was it that's it you have to try to say it but you did you I can't
Why? Okay. Hold on just play the second part cuz I can wait play it again. Okay. Hold on
I gotta get rid of that. Me nombre is Kirby green. I got that part. Okay, pull that out. Here we go
Finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune one more time. Finalmente perdi el trasero and named that tune

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Vierde, ven, soven, soven. Final.
That's it.
That was very fast.
I think he's got it on triple speed. The whole takeaway here is you've learned one new word.
I lost my ass. Trasero. Trasero.
That's your ass.
I'm gonna need some tutorials, some tutoring.

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Next one we'll do in German. I don't know.
Alright Travis. Say goodnight.
Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. Cassie, Eric, sweet curbs. You guys have a great rest of your week.
So good to have Amber on tonight.
Yeah, it was awesome to have Amber. Josie's tied out.
Don't forget to go over there at some point in your lifetime because it's an awesome place.
But in the meantime, you guys have a good night or good afternoon if you're listening to this in the morning on Monday.

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And drive safe, make good choices, God bless you, and we'll get you next time.

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