Episode 7

Kirby makes good on her loss last week; Celebrating DADS; I don't like their music, but I respect them as artists...

Episode Transcript

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.

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Better get out of here.
My name's Kin and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole?
I know you don't agree but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio.
No, hell no.

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From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.
Alright, welcome to the Outlaw Country Show.
I'm Travis Billy Ross.
Today's a very special day to you gentlemen out there.
I want to say Happy Father's Day.
From the bottom of my wee little arse, Happy Father's Day.

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Oh, she remembered.
Yes, Happy Father's Day.
Sweet Curves lost the bet.
Your wee little arse.
We get two hours of her wee little arse.
Yeah.
So for those that just tuned in last week, Kirby lost it, named that tune.
And so the wager was she has to start every segment.

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Okay, so I don't have to say it every time I talk, just at the beginning of every...
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Every time we come back from a break or something like that.
This one's out of the way.
The first thing out of your mouth needs to be my wee little arse.
Alright.
Alright, so just a disclaimer on this show today, because it is such a special day,
we might veer off some of the Outlaw Country stuff and do songs about dads.

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I think it's a fine idea.
Yeah, it's a fine idea.
It's a good day.
Sweet Curves, tell us a story about your dad.
Well, one of my favorite memories of being a little kid with my dad is at night when I would go to sleep,
I had one of those nets.
It was like a hammock on my wall.
I'd hook to the wall and had all my stuffed animals in it.

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And at night when I would go to sleep, my dad would take all my stuffed animals
and tuck them all in around me like a little cocoon.
I got a funny story about my dad.
So, I don't know, I must have been about 16 years old.
We lived in South Carolina.
We had actually moved there, I was probably less than that, might have been like 15.
But we had walked outside, because when we moved to South Carolina,

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before we bought, my mom and dad bought that house out there,
we lived here in California in Lakeside.
And back then they used to smoke in the house, just like any other 80s kids' parents did.
Everybody did.
Anyway.
You moved the picture frame and it's still wide underneath and you thought your walls were yellow.
Did you have the orange shag, the avocado shag, or the gold shag?

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You know, so we had the yellow shag.
And you know, like the paneling wall?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we had that in the house in Lakeside.
Of course.
Yeah.
And you know that brown couch that had the flowers and stuff on it?
You got it.
We had that.
I swear to God, it's funny.
Anyway, so my dad was walking outside.
I was sitting on the front porch.

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And my dad came out and he opens the door, he steps out, closes the door.
Right as he's closing the door, he drops to the ground.
He's freaking out.
He's like, rawr!
He's like shaking his head.
And I'm like, look at him, I'm like, what the hell?
And he drops down to the ground and he starts flailing around on the ground.
I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Scared me a little bit.
I was like, dad, what the?
He's like, rawr!

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There was a bug flu in his ear.
Oh, no.
A bug flu.
And he's like, oh, God.
And he's like just smacking his head, smacking his head.
I was like, oh, my God.
So he stood up and he runs into the kitchen and he puts his head under the sink.
And he's trying to flush water in his ear.
And he's shaking his head.
My sister, freaking out.

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She calls my mom.
She was like, mom, dad's freaking out.
A bug flew in his ear.
What do we do?
What do we do?
So my mom was at work.
And she was like, just take him to the emergency room.
So my sister, she just had her permit.
And so my sister had to drive, obviously.
So they get him into the car.

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We have to drive him to the emergency room.
They get him in there.
And the whole way there, my dad is just freaking out, just freaking out, shaking his head, going crazy.
And we get to the emergency room and he gets in there.
They pull him in.
They pour like oil, mineral oil into his ear.
And then the doctor was able to pull out the little bug.
Oh, my gosh.
And it was like one of those little palmetto bugs.
They look like little flying cockroaches.

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Oh, yeah.
They call them palmetto bugs in South Korea.
I don't know what they're really called.
But anyway, I pulled him out and the doctor says, yep, bug was going for the light.
My dad looked at the doctor.
He's just like, you asshole.
It was funny.
It was pretty funny.

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Anyway, I think I want to dedicate a song to my dad.
This is a song by a guy named Kat Stevens.
It's called Father and Son.

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It's not time to make a change.
Just relax.
Take it easy.
You're still young.
That's your fault.
There's so much you have to know.
Find a girl, settle down.
If you want, you can marry.

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Look at me.
I am old but unhappy.
I was once like you are now.
And I know that it's not easy to be calm.
When you found something going on.

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But take your time.
Think a lot.
Think of everything you've got.
For you will still be here tomorrow.
But your dreams may not.
How can I try to explain?

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When I do, he turns away again.
It's always been the same.
Same old story.
From the moment I could talk.
I was ordered to listen.
Now there's a way.
And I know that I have to go away.

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I know I have to go.

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It's not time to make a change.
Just sit down.

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Take it slowly.
You're still young.
That's your fault.
There's so much you have to go through.
Find a girl.
Settle down.
If you want, you can marry.
Look at me.
I am old but unhappy.

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All the times that I've cried.
Keeping all the things I knew inside.
It's hard.
But it's harder to ignore it.
If they were right, I'd agree.
But it's them they know, not me.
Now there's a way.

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And I know that I have to go away.
I know I have to go.
I got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye.

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Fighting wars against the rules and it didn't matter why.
When dad got home I told that story just like I'd rehearsed.
Then stood there on those trembling knees and waited for the worst.
He said let me tell you a secret about a father's love.

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A secret that my daddy said was just between us.
He said daddies don't just love their children every now and then.
It's a love without end, amen.
It's a love without end, amen.

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When I became a father in the spring of 81.
There was no doubt that stubborn boy was just like my father's son.
When I thought my patience had been tested to the end.
I took my daddy's secret and I passed it on to him.

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I said let me tell you a secret about a father's love.
A secret that my daddy said was just between us.
He said daddies don't just love their children every now and then.
It's a love without end, amen.

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It's a love without end, amen.
Last night I dreamed I'd died and stood outside those pearly gates.
Suddenly I realized there must be some mistake.

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They know half the things I've done they'll never let me in.
Then somewhere from the other side I heard these words again.
They said let me tell you a secret about a father's love.
A secret that my daddy said was just between us.

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You see daddies don't just love their children every now and then.
It's a love without end, amen.
It's a love without end, amen.

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All right, we're back.
Oh man, what a good song.
That was a Cat Stevens song, father and son.
That last song you heard was by not the king of country George Strait.
Since you won last time.
Right.
He's going to say that.
I won last time so I don't have to say anything about George Strait.

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Like I said, I don't have anything against George Strait.
I just don't think he's the king of country.
Anyway, I am the world's worst host because I forgot to mention who I have in the studio with me today.
I've got Sweet Curbs as always.
Hello from my wee little arse.
Excuse me.
I've got the...
If you hear that, that will be whiskey going over the lips.

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She got it.
So far so good.
We've got Cassie Goforth.
How are you doing, Cassie?
I'm doing good.
Doing good.
And then we've also got Eric.
Yay.
Eric Goforth.
Excuse me.
Running the sound, running the music.
He's the guy that's...
He pushes all the buttons.
Pushing all the buttons, doing all the crazy stuff.
Making the magic.
He's the mad scientist in the room.
Keeping us on track and moving forward.

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I've actually never heard him referred to as that, but it's quite appropriate.
The mad scientist?
Yes.
He is, man.
He's the mad scientist.
I think that's so fitting.
Yeah.
I'm going to start walking around with that Einstein here.
It's like...
I've seen you in the morning.
Well, yeah.
Well, there's that too.
Back in my day, we used to just call you a nerd.

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Freaking nerd.
You know what it says?
The geeks shall inherit the earth.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, nerds rule, right?
Do you remember that movie, Revenge of the Nerds?
Yes.
That was a great movie.
I remember watching that movie when I was a kid.
Actually, I watched it with my dad.
That was great.

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That was one of the first movies I ever watched where it showed boobies.
That's why it's so well-agreed.
Such a grown-up boobies.
It's well-agreed into my head.
That's Eric's favorite word.
My dad let me watch it.
My dad actually let me watch that movie because it was so funny.

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I was like, oh my God, there's boobies in this movie.
Well, we were just talking the other day at the winery about movies that your parents let you watch as kids that people my age that have kids would never let their kids watch.
I remember watching 16 Candles in the Breakfast Club when I was not old enough.
Mine were pretty strict about that, but I can't say that I didn't have aunts and uncles that maybe would take us to the theater.

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Every now and then that happens.
My brother and I were really good at strategically placing photographs in the living room so we could sit at the dining room table and watch the reflection and watch the movie.
Genius.
Yeah.
Miss Cassie.
Yes.

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Any interesting stories you go on you would like to share.
Oh my goodness.
About your daddy.
He would call me Dinkums.
That's so funny.
My dad called my little brother his nickname all growing up was Dink.
Oh really?
Well, I was I got to be very I was born large.
I was 815 when I was born, so I wasn't tiny when I was born, but I didn't grow.

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So by the time I was two, like they were having me tested for all kinds of stuff.
So my nickname was Dinkums.
Obviously there was no problem.
Five foot eight.
My sister's six foot.
We're all good.
But yes.
So my nickname for my dad was Dinkums.
Know that I guess the funniest story I don't know.
We were on a road trip.

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We were going to a family reunion back in our Missouri.
Yeah.
Back in Missouri to Lake of the Ozarks and my father knowing my fondness for sharks.
Called it the Lake of the Ozarks for the entire week long journey on the way there.
So needless to say, we get there and all the kids are jumping in the lake and swimming.

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And here's Cassie standing on the dock.
You're like these kids don't know what's in there.
This is Lake of the Ozarks guys.
And of course, so my father came in and gave me a little shove.
Pushed you in the water.
Pushed me in the water.
Yes.
No sharks in the Lake of the Ozarks.
Had a fun week after that.
That probably would have gave you a heart attack.

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Oh yeah.
Well to piggyback on that for sharks.
Travis, what's my most irrational fear in the world?
Sharks.
Can't look at them on TV.
Can't read books.
So this year for Christmas, we opened all of our gifts and my dad goes, wait, I got one more gift for you.
And it's in a little bag the size of like a cup, like that tiny little box.

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I'm like, what is this?
And I open it and it's a cardboard little kids book with a plush shark on the top of it.
And the name of the book is How to Hug a Shark.
Oh my goodness.
And it's like an instructional manual.
Did you read it?
No, it's still in the bag on my dresser.
She goes nope, not reading it.
She's like I want to look at the cupboard.
Did it have a big shark on the cover?

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No, it just said how to hug a shark and then the little plush shark like stuck on top of the book that came with it.
You know what you should do, sweetheart?
How many tattoos you got? You probably can't even count.
Well, I count this as one.
So ten maybe.
You should get a shark tattoo.
I would do that.
I've said I would do that, but it has to be somewhere I can't see it.
Yeah.
This may have to be an upcoming.
Yes.

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It's time to overcome.
It's time to overcome.
Shark tattoo.
Oh my God, that's funny.
So you know what we did?
We bought a tattoo gun.
Forty one dollars on Amazon.
Oh, high quality.
Delivered to my friend Dory.
You know, you guys have been telling this story for the last couple of weeks or so to those on the inside.
Right.
And the best thing is, is you guys leave out just enough detail that you sit back.

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Oh, yeah.
We just sit around and draw on each other.
You should see everybody's eyes go like saucers.
Like what?
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah.
I think, you know, maybe at the at the end of this show today, the there may be a tattoo punishment.
Yeah, I'm coming up with a pretty good idea here.

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I don't know if there's whiskey for that.
At that point, I want my husband to play because he has no tattoos.
Oh, OK.
I don't have one.
Eric, I know a guy.
If you if you wanted to get one, what would you get?
That is the hardest question.
And the reason?
No.
And the reason why is like, I'm not opposed to him.
Like, I've always wanted to get one.

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I just can't really honestly think of something.
I'm like, that is that important that it has to has to be on me.
I don't know.
Maybe you're thinking about it too hard.
Yeah, well, I'm a firm believer.
As long as it's not derogatory or hate driven or offensive, get whatever you want.
It doesn't matter what it is, if it's something you like.
That being said, I do agree that to me, 90 percent of my tattoos have personal meaning.

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I have some random ones that I went into shop and I was like, that's fine.
Go ahead.
But most of them have really personal meaning.
Yeah. So I've never really thought of any.
I couldn't really come up with anything that.
If we play tic tac toe on your knee, would that feel personal?
You guys can play with each other.
Yeah, that's not dirty.
Tic tac toe on your knee.
Tic tac toe on your knee.

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Hey, that's a song.
Hey, I hear the lyrics.
Nick, Nick, Patty, why give the dog a bone?
Is this is it on your knee or on your knees?
Oh, that's that was a different story.
That was that's a different story.
That took a turn.
It's all about where you put the emphasis.
Cassie, what song would you like to dedicate to your papa?

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Oh, goodness.
Let's say I loved her first by Heartland.
Look at the two of you dancing that way.

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Lost in the moment and each other's face.
So much in love, you're alone in this place.
Like there's nobody else in the world.
I was enough for her not long ago.

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I was her number one.
She told me so.
And she still means the world to me.
Just so you know.
So be careful when you hold my girl.
Time changes everything.
Life must go on.
I'm not gonna stand in your way.

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I loved her first.
I held her first.
And a place in my heart will always be hers.
From the first breath she breathed.
When she first smiled at me.
I knew the love of a father runs deep.

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And I prayed that she'd find you someday.
But it's still hard to give her away.
I loved her first.
How could that beautiful woman with you.

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Be the same freckle-faced kid that I knew.
The one that I read all those fairy tales to.
And tucked into bed all those nights.
And I knew the first time I saw you with her.
It was only a matter of time.

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I loved her first.
I held her first.
And a place in my heart will always be hers.
From the first breath she breathed.
When she first smiled at me.
I knew the love of a father runs deep.

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And I prayed that she'd find you someday.
But it's still hard to give her away.
I loved her first.
From the first breath she breathed.

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When she first smiled at me.
I knew the love of a father runs deep.
Someday you might know what I'm going through.
When a miracle smiles up at you.
I loved her first.

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Ooh.

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When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new.
It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.
My mama used to wonder if she'd ever meet someone.
Who wouldn't find out about me and then turn around and run.

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I met the man I called my dad when I was five years old.
He took my mom out to a movie.
And for once I got to go.
A few months later I remember lying there in bed.
I overheard him pop the question.

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And I prayed that she'd say yes.
And then all of a sudden.
Oh it seems so strange to me how we went.
Something's missing to family.
Looking back all I can say about all the things he did for me.

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I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be.
I met the girl that's now my wife about three years ago.
We had the perfect marriage but we wanted something more.

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Now here I stand surrounded by our family and friends.
Crowded round the nursery window as they bring the baby in.
And now all of a sudden.
Oh it seems so strange to me how we gone.

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Something's missing to family.
Looking through the glass I think about the man standing next to me.
I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be.

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Looking back all I can say about all the things he did for me.
I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be.

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I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be.
Because he didn't have to be.
He didn't have to be.

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I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be.
He didn't have to be.

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He didn't have to be.
All right we're back.
That was a great song.
Who did that one?
That was Heartland.
The first one I dedicated.

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And then that second song was one of yours.
Brad Paisley.
He didn't have to be.
Brad Paisley.
Nice song.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I think you're going to have to sing that song to my dad.
He didn't have to be, but he was an amazing dad.
My parents got married when I was five.

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Oh yeah.
So he's your stepdad.
Well he's my dad.
Dad.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm going to use stepdad or dad.
But he was the best.
You don't have to be, you don't have to be blood.
To be your dad.
Shout out to all the step dads who actually.
True.
I have a lot of my favorite memories about my dad.
I just thought of this.
I don't know why.
When I was probably between four and six, my dad had me absolutely convinced I could

(28:28):
unlock their car by wiggling my nose like bewitched.
And so I would stand on the passenger side.
And now I know he just turned the key and it opened.
But I was like convinced, like wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Unlock the car.
Oh my goodness.
He's lucky I didn't have like a crime spree just walking up to cars like.
Right.
Trying to get in.
That's funny because my dad did the same thing, right?

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So my dad used to do a lot of work out of town.
So he'd like get a lot of rental cars and stuff.
And he got this rental car.
It was like a Cadillac or something.
And it had a volume knob on the steering wheel.
Right.
You know, turn up the.
Turn it down.
Right.
And it also had the radio on.
And I had never knew.
But I just thought you just had to turn it on the radio.
So he would.
He says, watch this.
I have magical power.

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So he would like point at the radio and spin his finger.
Oh, that's funny.
And it would volume up.
And they watched.
I could turn it down.
He'd spin his finger the other way and it would volume down.
I'm like, what?
I'm like, let me try it.
And then I did it with my finger and he volumed it up.
He's a scene.
Now go the other way.
That's awesome.
I have a good memory of Travis's dad.

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What's that?
When Travis and I.
Oh, we weren't first together.
Maybe we've been together like a year.
We went on a motorcycle ride with his dad and his son.
And his dad, I call it the Cadillac of motorcycles.
It's like this super nice, like comfy, like decked out Harley.
But it has like a sound system in it.
And so every time we would stop, you could hear his dad's music.

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And it was, I remember the first time we're sitting there and all
I hear is baby, come back.
Any kind of poor can see.
I'm like, where's that coming from?
I was like, that's my dad's bike.
He's jamming a yacht rock radio.
Right.
My dad's driving a street glide with like, you know, full friggin
Vance and Heinz exhaust.
Like it's a bad ass bike.
And all you hear is baby, come back.

(30:16):
So funny.
He's all jamming to his yacht rock radio.
That's funny.
You'd expect like some Steppenwolf or something coming out of that.
Born to be wild, I don't know.
We need fewer funny stories here.
We're coming through this crud in this town and I'm just going to cough
every time we start laughing.
My apologies to everybody listening.
I used to do that to our youngest boy.
We'd be pulling the RV and you could put your hand strategically over the

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steering wheel.
And on the left hand side is the cruise control where you can bump it up
and bump it down by one mile per hour.
And I used to just tell our youngest one, I'm like, all you got to do is
ask the truck to go faster.
And he would yell at my dashboard, go faster.
And it would just the speedometer.
That's funny.
Oh yeah.
Oh man.
I'm sure we all remember back in the eighties, mom and dad driving and dad

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driving, smoking cigarettes, us act.
I had three sisters, so we're all in the back seat.
Yeah, there's five of us total.
There's five of you guys went four of us total.
How many siblings do you have?
I have two.
So there was three of us.
But three of you.
Yeah.
But my brother was much bigger than we were.
So he was.
You remember dad's hand reaching back all the time.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
Smacking, trying to smack something.

(31:24):
Trying not to get burned by the cherry on a cigarette.
Yeah.
Oh man.
We're always back there trying to avoid it like dodging it like.
We part like the Red Sea where I like against the doors.
We all became very close as soon as that hand reached back.
Yes, exactly.
Oh man.
Eric.
Yes.
Any interesting stories?

(31:45):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't know my real dad all that well growing up.
I didn't really get to know him until I was an adult.
But every summer I'd go and hang out with him and he was a good old boy.
Right.
Backwoods good old boy.
Where's he from?
At the time he lived up in Seattle.
He's passed away now, but he lived up in a little small town, Gorscht, Washington.
So those that from Gorscht, I know where you're at.

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But as a kid, he used to take me shooting and he gave me a little 22 rifle and we'd go
plank cans or something like that.
And one time it was funny.
He was dating a girl at the time.
I don't remember her name and he gave her the 22 and he would have her try to shoot these cans.
Well, he was hiding in the behind the truck in front of the bumper and he had a big 12 gauge pump.
And every time she pulled that little 22, he pulled the pull that 12 gauge boom.

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Six cans would all fall down and she would scream.
She goes, why is mine louder than everybody else's?
And he was laughing so hard.
He had to put it down.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah.
He was a good old boy.
He made me laugh.
He made me laugh a lot.
I miss him.
Yeah.
He passed away.
Gosh.
It was coming up on about a year before we met.
Yeah.

(32:52):
Ten or twelve years ago now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So when I was when I was a kid, I don't even really know the story.
I only know the story because my mom told me the story.
So you know those things that you can go to like you go sit through like a seminar thing
and then they give you like this free gift.
Oh, yes.
Right.
It was like a time thing or something like that.
Right.

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So my mom was telling me this story about my dad.
This giveaway thing was a boat.
Right.
So my dad was like reading this thing and it was like, oh, come sit through this hour
long seminar, blah, blah, blah, and you get a free boat.
And my dad literally thought that it was like a boat.
Right.
Like he went and got a tow hitch on his truck and stalled and everything.

(33:35):
He's ready to go.
Oh, he's like he didn't even go in.
Yeah.
Well, no, it was like a free thing.
You go sit through this hour long.
Did he look at the amount of people in there and be like, they're giving away 27 boats
today?
No, they didn't have Internet back then.
Right.
They just had come through this, you know, this hour long thing or whatever and, you
know, sit through it.

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And then at the end, doesn't matter if you buy the time share or not, you still get the
boat.
So he like was all excited.
He sat through this fricking whole hour long seminar, him and my mom.
And he's looking around and say, where are the boat?
Where's the boat?
They come out with this little box.
It was a raft.
Oh, that's funny.
One of those little two person inflatable.

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I thought you were going to say it was like a boat in a bottle, like a little thing for
like your desk or something.
That would be funny too.
Did it at least have the foot pump with it?
I don't even know.
It was in a little box.
My mom.
Oh, he was pissed.
My mom was cracking up, man.
Just like, you idiot.
That's funny.
That's hilarious.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, yeah.

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Good times.
Eric, what song would you like to dedicate to your pops?
You know, my dad was such a goofball at nine years old.
He was goofy.
He thought this was the funniest song and he would just blare it and sing it.
And, you know, as I get older, I go, oh, this kind of song's a little kind of a little weird
out there.
But I had this song memorized by the time I was eight years old and it's the rodeo song

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by Gary Lee in the showdown.
You know this song?
Yeah, I love that song.
Yeah.
So it's a little out there, but it reminds me of my dad.
All right.
Let's take a listen.
Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck.
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

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And it's a hell of a lot of left and a hell of a lot of right.
Come on, you fucking let me get you right, step right.
Get off stage, you goddamn poop, you know.
You piss me off.
You fucking jerk.
Get all my nerves.
Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand.
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

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And it's a hell of a lot of left and a hell of a lot of right.
Come on, you fucking let me get you right, step right.
Get off stage, you goddamn poop, you know.
You piss me off.
You fucking jerk.
Get all my nerves.

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Well, it's 40 below and I ain't got a truck and I don't give a fuck
because I'm off to the rodeo.
And it's a hell of a lot of left and a hell of a lot of right.
Come on, you fucking let me get you right, step right.
Get off stage, you goddamn poop, you know.
You piss me off.
You fucking jerk.
Get all my nerves.

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Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand.
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
And it's a hell of a lot of left and a hell of a lot of right.
Come on, you fucking let me get you right, step right.
Get off stage, you goddamn poop, you know.
You piss me off.
You fucking jerk.
Get all my nerves.

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I remember Danny's hands folded silently in prayer
and reaching out to call me when I had a nightmare.
You could read quite a story in the calluses and lines.
Years of work and worry had left their mark behind.

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I remember Danny's hands, how they held my mom in tight
and patted my back for something done right.
There are things that I've forgotten that I loved about the man
but I'll always remember the love in Daddy's hands.

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Daddy's hands were soft and kind when I was crying.
Daddy's hands were hard to steal when I didn't roll.
Daddy's hands weren't always gentle but I've come to understand
there was always love in Daddy's hands.

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I remember Daddy's hands working till they bled,
sacrificed themselves just to keep us all fit.
If I could do things over, I'd live my life again

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and never take for granted the love in Daddy's hands.
Daddy's hands were soft and kind when I was crying.
Daddy's hands were hard to steal when I didn't roll.
Daddy's hands weren't always gentle but I've come to understand

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there was always love in Daddy's hands.
Daddy's hands were soft and kind when I was crying.
Daddy's hands were hard to steal when I didn't roll.

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Daddy's hands weren't always gentle but I've come to understand
there was always love in Daddy's hands.
Charlie's gotta go watch, don't seem like a whole lot.

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After 30 years of driving up and down the interstate.
But Charlie's had a good life and Charlie's got a good wife.
And after tonight she'll no longer be counting the days.
Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses,

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ten more miles on his four day run.
A few more songs from the all night radio.
Then he'll spend the rest of his life with the one that he loves.

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He'll buy a Winnebago, set out to find America.
He'll do a lot of catching up a little at a time.
With pieces of the old dream, they're gonna light the old flame.

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Doing what they please, leaving every other reason behind.
Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses,
ten more miles on his four day run.
A few more songs from the all night radio.

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Then he'll spend the rest of his life with the one that he loves.
Eighteen wheels and a dozen roses,

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ten more miles on his four day run.
A few more songs from the all night radio.
Then he'll spend the rest of his life with the one that he loves.

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Daddy, what's that mean?

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That little turtle and the rabbit.
He sat me in that seat, showed me the wheel and how to grab it.
He said I'll work the pedals.
If you climb up on my knee, I'll take you with me.

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A few years down the road, packing a cooler and a sandwich.
Clinging to his leg, as he could tell I couldn't stand.
He said go hug your mama and I'll go grab my keys.
I'll take you with me.
If it was up to me, we'd do everything together.

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And when you're young like that, you think those days last forever.
Didn't know back then how much those words would mean.
I'll take you with me.

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I remember one time me and him was turning wrenches.
Kept a couple colds tucked away for when we fixed.
He said let's sneak out back.
Said mama doesn't see, I'll take you with me.
If it was up to me, we'd do everything together.

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And when you're young like that, you think those days last forever.
Didn't know back then how much those words would mean.
I'll take you with me.

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Got a youngin' of my own, he's too young to understand it.
When he gets a little older, watching the stage where I'm standing.
He knows it's about him.
When he hears me sing, I'll take you with me.
If it was up to me, we'd do everything together.

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And when you're young like that, those days they don't last forever.
So if I get a chance, I get you best believe, I'll take you with me.
I'll take you with me.

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I'll take you with me.
Alright we're back.
You know what Father's Day reminds me of?
Barbecue.
It's true.
It's like the Father's Day holiday.
It is kind of.
That's what I like about Father's Day, barbecuing, barbecuing, speaking of barbecuing,

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Outlaw Barbecue.
Nobody likes to party with salads.
They gotta have the meat.
And Dean from Outlaw Barbecue's got it for ya, give him a call today, 858-354-7712.
He does private events, parties, divorces.
I tell you what I had that potato salad side this oh yeah, and the coleslaw

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Wow good stuff. Oh my favorite. I think of the side
Yeah, that's pop pies us now now that was last I was my wee little arse had the enchiladas
Oh, that's right, and they were delicious and shallot
Man what do you all think about this weather right now?
Boy summer came on with it's coming on

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Inchance it seems like it was like cool and all the sudden just a blistering right now because I am
Yeah, we went from a basically 70s to 90s in like a week. Yep
It'll cool back to the 80s midweek here. I think somebody turned a switch man. Dang. Good love sticky open to the furnace for sure
Yeah, we so we wanted to dedicate this first hour of

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this
Gracious day to fathers father's days out there. Thank God for fathers. Yeah, man
Yeah, amen to dads man. We need you cheers dad. Cheers. Cheers dad. Cheers. Raise them up
Street fighter reference I remember one time so
When I was a kid when Mario Brothers 2 came out remember that video game Mario Brothers 2

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Not the first one not Mario Brothers, but the second one my number two the sequel
Was it was it the second or was it Mario world? I remember and we rented it. We didn't even buy it
We had rented it and it was like the first game that my dad played with me on on video games
And my dad was supposed to fly out
It was it was a Friday. No. No, it was a Sunday, right?

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It was a Sunday evening and my dad was supposed to fly out that night and he got so stuck into that game that video
Okay, he missed his flight. No, he's like, ah, how many reschedule? I'm gonna fly out tomorrow
He we were living in Lakeside at the time and
He changed his flight for Monday because he had to fly back to South Carolina. He's like, ah, he's like screw it

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We're gonna beat this game
He sat and played the video game with me for like until like three in the morning
Did you beat it? Yeah, we did we ended up beat everybody beat Mario to not everybody. When did Kirby come into the Mario world?
I don't know. Let's ask a professional sweet curves. I have no idea. I can consult the world. Oh, I

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Would love it if you know, I love it if she looked real well
Well, sweet curves is consulting the Oracle. I think we do have a faux pas in this segment. Oh, no, I said my wee little
Arse defensive she was I
Said our wee little arse had brisket enchiladas. Yeah

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Yeah, don't worry sweet curves I got your back
Stop stop don't have her back. Don't ever it's funnier when I do
Also Kirby was never on Mario my bad
He was a game in itself Kirby's dreamland in 1992
It was the goal of the journey was to recover stolen food from King Dede

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King Dede Dede Dede Dede so Dede Dede Dede Dede
Say that again, what was it? How's it? Kirby is a big eater who entails anything and everyone
Same Kirby. Yeah, I think she just sent Morse code

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Ships gonna pull up here in a minute
There's no dashes
You know, that's funny you mentioned more namesake weed I'd know more about the game I do I'm a nerd to Eric
So don't yeah, I was just joking with you
I have this thing on my office of my wall from my office my board and it's got a whole thing of how to

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Do how to read Morse code? Yeah
I'm learning it. I know Morse code. Yeah, yeah like full-on. Yeah. Yeah
I think you're in the military though. That's you got a lot. It has nothing to do with military. I was I'm still am an amateur radio operator
Oh, yeah, okay back when I got my license in order to move up to the next license
You had done you had to know Morse code really? Yeah, no, I don't follow up with it that much these days

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But yeah, I think they did away with it. I don't know offhand but yeah in order to get my advanced license
It's interesting had to learn Morse code. So I have a you know, I don't know this but I have a
degree in computer and electronics and engineering
I did not know myself. Yeah, I went to ITT Tech. Oh, there you go
Anyway, uh, it was so I learned binary like zero zero zero zero zero zero one one

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Yeah, no, I mean I know I know binary but it's all Greek to me I don't know any of it
Yeah, but it's interesting how one more code is kind of like that. It's on off. It's it's it's like two questions
Yes, or no, it was the original digital. Yeah, you know, I mean, it's wild. All right
I can hear radio knobs turning off already

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It's Father's Day, I think the fathers are totally geeking out with oh maybe
All right, so what are the songs we got on that list there Eric
We got a couple songs here for dads. So let's let's close out this hour with a couple more dad songs
And then we come back. We're going to turn you loose. Yeah, we're going to turn you after this

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after this section here
Bada-bing-bada-boom
Oh
We were poor when I was young I don't remember ever going hungry daddy make sure

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We didn't do without
I went to school with some of these fellas. They had money and I was jealous
I didn't know then what I know now
Daddy say you can't judge a book by looking at the cover. It's bossy inside. It really matters

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Daddy never was
Cadillac
He said some things just glitter and shine
Taught us that love
Was the one thing money couldn't buy. Daddy never was

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The Cadillac kind
I left home right out of high school got me a big car thought it was real cool cruising around
your neighborhood
I'd see daddy after church on Sunday. They'll have to go riding with me someday just said no

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I never understood
Oh
He asked me how I bought it I told him on credit daddy just smiled I'll never forget it
Daddy never was
The Cadillac kind
He said some things

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Just glitter and shine
Taught us that love
Was the one thing money couldn't buy. Daddy never was
The Cadillac kind
It took a while for now I've grown
Settled down with kids of my own. The more I give them the more they want

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Daddy left his last November. I don't remember him ever looking better. I was a kid
Looking better all laid out in his Sunday best
I'm sure instead of all that attention all he'd have wanted was a few words mentioned a simple man

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simply laid to rest
As they drove him away in that big Cadillac with a tear in my eye I had to laugh
Yeah, daddy never was
He said something just glitter and shine just this once

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I hope daddy
Right daddy never was the Cadillac kind I know my daddy never was
The Cadillac kind

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Driving through town just my boy and me with a happy meal in his booster seat
Knowing that he couldn't have the toy till his nuggets were gone
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hidden my brakes and mumbled under my breath his fries went a flying and his orange drink covered his lap

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Well in my four-year-old set of four-letter word it started with s and I was concerned
So I said son now where'd you learn to talk like that
He said I've been watching you that ain't that cool I'm your buckaroo I wanna be like you and eat all my food

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And grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camel pants yeah we're just alike hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do

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So I've been watching
You
We got back home and I went to the barn I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said lord please help me help my stupid self

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Then this side of bed time later that night turning on my son scooby-doo night light
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees
He closed his little eyes folded his little hands spoke to god like he was talking to a friend

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And I said son now where'd you learn to pray like that
He said I've been watching you that ain't that cool I'm your buckaroo I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

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We like fixing things and holding mama's hand yeah we're just alike hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do so I've been watching you
You

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And he said but when I'm big I'll still know what to do
Cause I've been watching you that ain't that cool I'm your buckaroo I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

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I think I'll be strong Superman we'll be just like hey won't we dad
When I can do everything you do cause I've been watching you
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

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I'll fall
guitar solo
guitar solo
guitar solo
guitar solo

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guitar solo
guitar solo
guitar solo
guitar solo
All he could think about was

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I'm too young for this
I've got my whole life ahead
Hell, I'm just a kid myself
How am I gonna raise one?
guitar solo

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All he could see were his dreams
going up in smoke
So much for ditching this town
out on the coast
Oh well
Those plans are long gone
And he said

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There goes my life
There goes my future
My everything, mine as well
Kiss it all goodbye
There goes my life

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guitar solo
A couple years of up all night
and a few thousand diapers late
And that mistake he thought he made
Covers up the refrigerator
Oh yeah
He loves that little girl

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guitar solo
Mama's waiting to tuck her in
As she fumbles up those stairs
She smiles back at him
Dragging that teddy bear sleep tight
Blurring my eyes and bouncing her

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And he smiles
There goes my life
There goes my future
My everything, I love you
Daddy goodnight

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There goes my life
She had that Honda loaded down
With Abercrombie clothes
and fifteen pairs of shoes
On his American Express
He checked the old slender hood
Said she good to go

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She hugged him both
And headed off to the west coast
guitar solo
And he cried
There goes my life

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There goes my future
My everything, I love you
Baby goodnight
guitar solo
There goes my life

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guitar solo
There goes my life
Baby goodnight

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Baby goodnight
There goes my life
guitar solo

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guitar solo
All right, we're back.
Happy Father's Day, everybody.
Before we close out this Father's Day episode,
we're going to do one more Father's Day song
by a local guy named Lefty Martin.
It's a Lefty Martin band,
and it's a song called
Who's Gonna Teach Him.

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This is a great song.
Great song for Father's Day.
And it's brand new.
And he's a local guy.
This is the debut release.
The world premiere, right here.
World premiere, right now.
Travis Billy Ross' outlaw country show.
Congratulations.
guitar solo

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His mama, she's an angel
She taught him to tie his shoes
She taught him to pray to Jesus
Every time he got confused
She taught him to be gentle
And she taught him to be kind

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And she taught him to be proud
To be the only son of mine
Who's gonna teach him only hard work
Makes a life to be proud of
Who's gonna teach him to be faithful
To the woman that he loves

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Who's gonna teach him to bring hell down
When the devil's at the door
Those are things a little boy needs a daddy for
guitar solo

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He's gonna grow so fast
And find a girlfriend of his own
He'll know to treat her like a lady
Every time that they're all alone
One day he'll have a family
And maybe have a son

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I hope he's learned a thing or two
From the stupid things I've done
So I'm gonna teach him only hard work
Makes a life to be proud of
And I'm gonna teach him to be faithful
To the woman that he loves

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And I'm gonna teach him to bring hell down
When the devil's at the door
Those are things my little boy needs a daddy for
He's gonna mess it up and lose his way
He's gonna make his own mistakes and struggle

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Just doing the best he can
He's gonna take his boy right by his side
For every flaw and every stride
And show him what it means to be a man
He's gonna teach him only hard work

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Makes a life to be proud of
And he's gonna teach him to be faithful
To the woman that he loves
He's gonna teach him to bring hell down
When the devil's at the door
Those are things my little boy needs a daddy for

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He'll know the things this little boy needs a daddy for

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Alright, who's gonna teach him?
That was a great song.
Lefty Martin Band.
Lefty Martin Band.
He said they pushed to get it out by Father's Day, but he's so proud of it.
He should be. That's a great song.
That's a great song. I'm actually pretty proud to have showcased it on the Travis Bailey Ross Outlaw Country Show.
True dat.

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True dat. Father's Day.
Alright, so we're talking about this topic earlier today.
It's artists or musicians that you admire, but don't really like.
Only on the Travis Bailey Ross Outlaw Country Show.
I love the idea.
You know what, we did such a nice, sweet curse tower.

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I'm watching for the birds.
Alright. Oh no.
There's the birds.
You know what that means.
You forgot.
You forgot your sweet little arse curvy.
And the birds are flying.
Just like that.
Did I forget though?
Sweet Curbs, I'll drink with you.
Give me your glass. Cheers.

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There we go.
Did I forget though?
She forgot my sweet little arse.
Alright, so anyway, you lost. I'm just kidding.
You still have to go home with me. We haven't really decided who lost yet.
Don't worry, you got a chance later on to win like you normally do.

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I can't even believe I won that time.
Have you won twice now, total?
Yes, because you won one and then you won the one when I resigned.
Oh yeah, yeah. But no, John Hancock won.
I think I thought there was one before we had anything on the line.
And then, no.
So rare for him to win. He can't even remember.

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You know what it is, it's like 110 degrees in the studio right now.
Yes.
I am sweaty.
No, anyway.
That whiskey's not helping you.
Well, there's ice in it, so that's pretty cool.
If I hold the glass up to my head, that feels really good.
Alright, so you had a question.
Music, artists that you admire, you admire.

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Not admire, but respect and appreciate.
But don't really like.
I guess that's a good way to put it.
Yeah, that's a better way to put it.
I don't want to be rude.
Like you can hear, you can appreciate their artistic talent.
Right.
But it's not your go-to.
But it's not, you know, you're just like, meh.
Yeah, but if it's listen or walk the plank, you'll walk the plank.
Yeah.
That bad?

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You're like, meh.
That bad?
Yeah. I've got a few artists I could think of.
I don't think there's any of them I'm going to walk the plank for.
No, I don't think so.
No, admire, but don't really like.
I would have to say Garth Brooks.
Yeah, that's a good one.
He's made a great career for himself.
I don't agree with a lot of his stuff.
I mean, he's one of the highest paid entertainers ever.

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I do think it's kind of BS that you can't play any of his songs.
Like that's weird.
Oh, his licensing.
Yeah.
Are we even allowed to say Garth Brooks?
Like, we're going to get sued for saying Garth Brooks?
No, no.
I don't think so.
Barth Brooks.
Barth Brooks.
Barth Brooks.
Yes.
Brooks of the Garth.
Like we do Tube of the Year.

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Arthgay, Ooksbray.
Here we go.
So that's yours?
Yeah.
I'd like to say Garth Brooks.
I don't necessarily have artists.
I have genres of music.
I don't particularly like rap or techno, electronic music.
But there's plenty of people that.
But let me ask you.
I mean, that's a broad scope.

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Like there's, let's just say rap in general.
OK, so let's say.
There's a lot of rap artists.
You're like, OK, that's not even talent.
But then you're going to find a few of these sit back and go, OK, I can appreciate the talent.
I'm still not going to listen to it.
That's true.
So OK, I don't know a lot about rap, so I can't say rap.
But I'll say his name is Steve Aoki, and he's a big like festival rave DJ.

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And he's amazing.
But I would never go pay to see him because that's not my.
He's a DJ.
Kind of music.
Yeah, well, I have a thing with the DJ thing, too.
I don't get it.
I can get it on my phone.
But I know my kids know they go to see DJs.
And he's a gimmick.
Like he throws cake like he's known for like throwing cake in the crowd at these festivals.
And my youngest, especially my oldest as well.

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They go to these raves and they will go to pay to see a DJ.
That's crazy.
They pay a lot.
They get a lot of people pay a lot.
Yeah.
And then they get a lot of celebrity status.
Yeah.
Just like a lot of artists do.
That's insane.
All right.
So you're talking about rap and Eminem.
Yeah, Eminem.
I like Eminem.
Well, I happen to know that's one of Travis's.

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Yeah, I mean, in the late, late 90s.
I mean, when he first came out, I remember he was pretty huge.
And I'd listen to a couple of them.
And he got weird.
And he started singing about killing his wife and weird stuff.
And that was kind of a, I don't know if I liked it.
Yeah.
All right.
Here's an unpopular one.
And everyone loves this guy right now.

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And he's he's talented.
I appreciate everything he's doing for people and, you know, kids and all the stuff that
he does.
But Jelly Roll, not my favorite.
Yeah, I'm not getting the whole Jelly Roll.
I'm not picking up what Jelly Roll is putting down either.
Jelly Roll.
I don't even think I know what this is.
Yeah.
If you heard some of his songs, you would know him.
What is that?
He's been in the top ten charts for a while now on the country music.

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But like the thing about Jelly Roll is he had a rough start to life.
He overcame addiction and got his child back and all of this stuff.
And so he's like a rags to riches kind of humble beginnings to triumph kind of story.
Which I can appreciate.
Which I love.
And I think that's very cool.
I just not my type of music, I guess.
Yeah.

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Yeah.
I think he's a what John Hancock.
Somebody saved me.
That's the name of that song.
Yeah, John Hancock called it.
It's not pop country.
What's a bro country?
Bro country.
Bro country.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like the top of the bro country charts right now.
He's he's holding really like he's he's big.
I'm going to have to go look this up.
Jelly Roll would be like.
I may have heard it.

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It's just country post Malone.
He's got like the face tattoos and the.
OK.
OK.
Yeah.
He's he did.
He was fighting a lot of addiction and all that stuff.
He actually was just in.
I think he was in like a meeting with like Congress or the Senate or something like that
where he was talking about addiction.
And I love that he's I do like this.
He's this big, big man, like a teddy bear looking dude with a beard and his wife looks

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like a playmate.
Like she's blonde.
Her name's Bunny.
Yeah.
But she's like this blonde, beautiful, little petite little thing.
And they've been together like 15 years.
This is a Jelly Roll song.
Yeah, I've heard this.
Oh, I have.
I need a favor.
And you know what?
Lyrically, that's pretty.
It's pretty.
It's good.
I do.

(01:16:47):
I guess I like that.
I didn't know that that was Joe.
I like.
Yeah, I actually really like that song.
Pretty good.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, sweet curbs.
I respect him.
I just don't listen to him.
Right.
Right.
Right.
That I can appreciate that I can understand.
Yeah.
Need a favor.
That that's actually when I first heard that song, I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the
next song.

(01:17:10):
I'm like, oh, that's kind of deep.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Very deep.
I think that's a lot of people.
Right.
Yeah.
Talk to God when I need a favor.
Right.
But who doesn't fit into that category?
Right.
Right.
It's funny.
All right.
So other.
So mine was Garth Brooks.
Yours was Jelly Roll.
Yeah.

(01:17:31):
Cassie.
A lot of people are going to hate me.
Oh, oh, God.
Celine Dion.
Get out of here.
I love Celine Dion.
Yeah.
I don't.
I don't hate her.
I just I'm not going to go and buy the album.
I'm not going to.
Oh, I have a couple.
Go to a show on purpose.
There's songs that come on that everybody knows, but it's just not my cup of tea.

(01:17:56):
I would.
So I do own Celine Dion CDs, but I wouldn't pay to go see her in concert.
And I can't watch her on TV because she's super awkward.
And it's like almost like, you know, you get like secondhand embarrassment, like because
she says like the weirdest like things.
Like she's so over the top.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, like, you know, you're over the top when they parody you on Saturday Night Live.

(01:18:19):
And that lady, Anna Gasteyer, used to do her on Saturday Night Live.
And she would always say, I'm the greatest singer in the world.
She's just kooky.
But I think she's amazing.
Loved how she would talk about her relationship with her husband and all of that.
Like she was super young and she had this amazing voice.
She was 12 when they met and he was 38.

(01:18:40):
Crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah.
That's always been one of those weird things.
But like what was that piano?
But they truly.
Yeah, they seem to be.
Jerry Lewis.
Jerry Lee Lewis.
Right.
Not only wasn't she young, wasn't she his cousin?
Oh, Jerry Lee Lewis.
Yeah, she was like his cousin or second cousin.
Well, they're Canadian.
Oh, so it doesn't count.

(01:19:01):
We're going to tangent here.
They used the metric system so she was actually like 25.
We're going to take a sidebar here.
We're going to start talking about all kinds of inappropriate relationships.
But no.
Yeah.
Eric, what's yours?
I can literally draw a line.
I can literally pull a name out of a hat from anybody in the 80s and that's probably going

(01:19:26):
to be the case.
Anybody?
Yeah.
Including Prince and Michael Jackson, Madonna.
Okay, I guess.
Okay.
I'm going to pull out another one.
Madonna.
I'm going to pull out another one.
There's always one.
Madonna though.
I don't like Madonna at all.
Nope.
Never did.
Never did.
She's an odd lady.
I mean, when I was a young boy, I thought she was very pretty.
I was sixth grade.

(01:19:48):
I had to get the cassette, right?
But it was like a virgin.
So yeah, not allowed.
You know what?
I think that's a good point.
I think if I go back and I think through artists, it's those that think they have to, at least
from my perception, create controversy for the sake of creating controversy.
You know what I'm saying?

(01:20:09):
It didn't really, I don't know.
I guess it's just.
And that was Madonna for sure though.
I'm just saying don't pull Michael Jackson and Prince out of your hat from the eighties.
Well, that's true.
Like you said about the controversy.
I like Prince.
I will say Michael Jackson.
I don't listen to him.
I respect him as an artist and what he did.
I could agree with that.
If there was a time when.
But if he was still alive, I wouldn't go pay to go see them.

(01:20:33):
I don't own any music by Michael Jackson, but I respect what he did and the legacy that
he's left for sure.
Right.
So that's what I feel.
What you said about controversy.
What you said about controversy was Eminem.
I feel like that's all he did.
Just try to make controversy.
Like everything.
It was controversy for the sake of making controversy.
Him coming out as a rap artist was controversial because he was a white guy.

(01:20:58):
Well, because he was the first white rapper since like vanilla ice, but he wasn't rapping
about, you know.
But that's vanilla ice.
Right.
Yeah.
He was singing real crazy stuff.
Yeah.
He was doing some controversial stuff and he didn't care.
But he was jumping into a different genre of rap and he overcame that.

(01:21:19):
So that was kind of cool.
But I do.
I have a funniest story about Eminem.
My cousin and I were traveling in Ireland at the time.
We're doing this road trip and this song keeps coming on the radio we had never heard before.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
And we think this is one of those funny Irish thing.
Came home and it was everywhere.
Oh, yeah.

(01:21:40):
Everywhere.
It felt like it started in Europe.
When I was, that was the first time I had heard it was when we were road tripping around Ireland.
It was just coincidence.
It was coincidence.
I'm sure it had been out here for a year.
But yeah.
I mean, it must have been, it was global, I would imagine.
Yeah.
Okay.
So on the flip side of that, let's say what's an artist that you love that most people would be like, meh.

(01:22:04):
Oh, that's a good one.
You're one of the odd ducks that you just totally dig them.
Yeah.
I mean, it could even be like a one hit wonder.
Where are they?
Whatever.
But yeah.
Milli Vanilli.
Your first concert?
Yeah.
Hey, I could still, if I stumble upon a Milli Vanilli song, I'll still stop and listen to it.

(01:22:25):
Yeah.
You know, speaking of controversy.
Even for the time, which is weird, because even for the time Milli Vanilli was out, it was still corny.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No.
You know that.
You know that song Charlie Daniels does called Long Haired Country Boy?
Yes.
That seems like a little controversial kind of song back in the day.
Oh, it was.

(01:22:46):
Long Haired Country Boy.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
He was making a statement.
Yeah.
So with your question, what you were talking about, you know, the flip side.
Yeah.
Who do you like that was not.
I want to know the answer now, Kirby.
We're going to get to the answer, but we're going to listen to a couple of songs so we get a couple minutes to ponder.
Well, I don't know if you want to play these on Outlaw Radio, mine would be the Spice Girls, because that's what I grew up on when I came out when I was like, is it eighth grade?

(01:23:11):
I've got a couple, but they are not Outlaw Country either.
So this is going to be a fun segment.
Spice Girls.
We'll be diverting from Outlaw Country.
If you want to be my lover.
Got to get with my friends.
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
Kirby and I are going to have our own little sing along.
I have the Spice World movie.

(01:23:33):
Okay, who was your favorite?
Ginger, obviously.
I like Sporty.
And you couldn't choose the same one sometimes.
Remember that one, this video.
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to really, really want to sing.
Get out of here.
Shut it off.

(01:23:54):
Okay.
Kirby's about to do one of those stand up, throw your chair back, hit the wall.
Yeah.
You know what, one thing about that video, remember, I don't know which one it was, but they had a tongue ring.
Scary Spice.
Scary Spice.
Oh shit, cause it was scary.
That was the one that, that's when tongue rings really started.
People started getting tongue rings.
Was it?
It was.
I remember like the video, I was playing pool in South Carolina at this pool hall.

(01:24:17):
And they had, we used to play pool there all the time.
The video would be on the TVs all over this pool hall.
And I remember seeing that.
I was like, does she have a, is that a ring in her tongue?
Is it like, you have a tongue ring, don't you, Sweet Curves?
Yep.
I'm all don't you, I should know.
I was going to say, I'll say, well.
He knows.
Oh, that sounded dirty.

(01:24:39):
I didn't mean it like that.
He knows.
He knows.
No, but I don't even like it anymore.
That's why the jewelry is clear.
I just don't take it out because I've had it since I was 18.
So 20 years and it feels like I'm missing a tooth.
When I take it out, it's the weirdest thing.
All right.
Let's play some outlaw country for God's sake.

(01:25:01):
Get rid of that freaking Spice Girls stuff.
They could do a crossover album.
You don't know.
Hey, Beyonce did it.
Hey, Beyonce did it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:25:26):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:25:57):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:26:28):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:26:58):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:27:29):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:28:10):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:28:38):
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.
I'm not good at it.

(01:29:12):
My baby makes me proud.
Lord, don't she make me proud.
She never makes a scene by hanging all over me in a crowd.

(01:29:36):
People like to talk.
But when they turn out the lights, I know she'll be breathing with me.

(01:29:57):
When we get behind closed doors, then she lets her hair hang down.
And she makes me glad that I'm a man.
Oh, no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

(01:30:34):
My baby makes me smile. Lord, don't she make me smile.
She's never far away or too tired to say I want you.

(01:30:57):
She's always a lady just like a lady should be.
But when they turn out the lights, she's still a baby to me.

(01:31:18):
Because when we get behind closed doors, then she lets her hair hang down.
And she makes me glad that I'm a man.
Oh, no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.

(01:31:47):
Behind closed doors.
He's bound and down, loaded up and truckin'.
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?

(01:32:08):
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch the bandit run.
Keep your foot hard on the pedal, some devil mind him break.
Let it all hang out, cause we got a run to make.
The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana.

(01:32:29):
And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes.
He's bound and down, loaded up and truckin'.
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch the bandit run.

(01:33:12):
He's bound and down, loaded up and truckin'.

(01:33:40):
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch the bandit run.
Old Smokey's got them ears on, he's not on your trail.
He ain't gonna rest till you're in jail.
So you've got to dodge him, you've got to duck him.

(01:34:02):
You've got to keep that diesel truckin'.
Just put that hammer down and give it hell.
He's bound and down, loaded up and truckin'.
Are we gonna do what they say can't be done?
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch the bandit run.

(01:34:45):
I hear people talkin' bad about the way they have to live here in this country.
Harpin' on the wars we fight, gripin' about the way things ought to be.
I don't mind them switchin' sides and standin' up for things they believe in.

(01:35:08):
When they're runnin' down our country, man, they're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down a way of life our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it, let this song that I'm singin' be a warnin'.

(01:35:36):
When they're runnin' down our country, horse, you're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
I read about some squirty guy who claims that he just don't believe in fightin'.

(01:36:01):
And I wonder just how long the rest of us can count on bein' free.
They love our milk and honey, but they preach about some other way of livin'.
And when they're runnin' down our country, man, they're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

(01:36:24):
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down a way of life our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it, let this song that I'm singin' be a warnin'.
When they're runnin' down our country, man, they're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

(01:36:51):
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.
Runnin' down a way of life our fightin' men have fought and died to keep.
If you don't love it, leave it, let this song that I'm singin' be a warnin'.
When they're runnin' down our country, horse, you're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

(01:37:19):
They're walkin' on the fightin' side of me.

(01:37:49):
My wee little Lars thinks he's pretty funny.
I'm gonna hit that horn.
See, it was so corny though.
Anybody could do that.
How many guts?
I mean, he even did videos.
What was that song by Michael Jackson?
Eat It.
Eat It.
He even made that whole...
Have you guys heard of, he's like the country version of Weird Al Yankovitch, and his name's Cletus T. Judd.

(01:38:15):
And he always says, no relation, but he did...
The three I can think of, the Trace Atkins song, Every Light in the House is On, Every Beer in the House is Gone,
Shania Twain, Any Man or Mine, and he sings If Shania Was Mine.
And the best one was, the chorus of the song is, they have a love bigger than the Beatles, but his song is She's Got a Butt Bigger Than a Beetle.

(01:38:39):
Like a car.
I haven't heard these.
No? Oh, they're so funny, but yeah, he's like the country Weird Al.
Cletus T. Judd.
That's funny. Cletus T. Judd.
She has a hard time sitting on the throne.
Hamburgers, hot dogs, cheese fries and cold sauce.
I have heard this before.

(01:39:01):
Yum, yum, yum. Love sausage links, H. Diet drinks.
Takes a both seats and a two seater car.
I've heard Dr. Ced lay off the bread, but he didn't say nothing about a Snickers bar.
She drinks sweet milk by the gallon and she'd never eat a salad or a lean quosine.

(01:39:27):
Then she'll lay spread out on the hammock after she's done her damage at the dairy.
I guess there's a market.
She's got a butt bigger than the Beatles.
Folks make fun cause she's overgrown.
Her own shit.
All right. I guess we do have our own version of Weird Al, don't we?

(01:39:48):
I guess so.
I guess we do.
Cletus T. Judd.
What's his name? Jeff Foxworthy.
Oh yeah.
He did a whole album of all those funny songs he did back in the 90s.
We had the Redneck Days of Christmas was our answering machine.
Oh, that's funny.
And literally you called our house and we didn't answer and it was Jeff Foxworthy and it's,
Oh, looks like somebody's just been done to the Walmart.

(01:40:11):
And it goes into the song.
Some people liked it.
Some people did not.
That's funny.
All right.
So Cletus T. Judd, he's our Weird Al.
The best is he always would say his name and he'd be like, no relation.
Like people would think he was related to the Judds.
Oh wow.
Just in case.
Just in case.
What's the other guy?
The comedian guy.
Atkins.

(01:40:32):
Atkins?
Rodney Atkins?
Rodney Atkins.
He's funny.
Titties and beer.
That's funny.
He always did those live shows and he played the guitar.
Oh, is it time?
It is that time.
All right, Sweet Curves.
All right.
This is where you get back your, claim your whatever you want to call it.

(01:40:55):
I'm going to try my best.
So you don't have to say my wee little arts anymore.
What's the punishment?
You know, I'm a little bummed she only forgot once.
That's pretty good.
That's impressive.
That is impressive, Sweet Curves.
Cheers.
I can attest.
She didn't even have hints or she didn't have it written down in front of her.
That's pretty cool.

(01:41:16):
I think it's all right.
So I'll take my punishment like a champ every time.
Good.
All right.
So unless it's next weekend, I lose and I might not be here.
I've come up with a punishment.
All right.
What are the stakes?
Lay them on me.
This is going to be so big.
We're not even going to mention it in the first hour because I want you to see you guys
just sweat and be nervous that the second hour is coming because this is going to be

(01:41:39):
a big one.
You ready?
All right.
What is it?
All right.
The loser or the winner.
How should I phrase this?
The winner.
Yes.
The winner.
The winner.
Not the loser.
The winner gets free reign of a tattoo gun for an hour.
An hour?
An hour.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to come back after break.
Oh, for the second half.
Yeah.
For the second hour.

(01:42:00):
Yeah.
So the winner of tonight gets to put a tattoo on any of us.
Or all of us.
Oh.
Fair.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Did you just commit to getting a tattoo then?
He did.
Eric's getting a tattoo.
I think he did.
I did.
Well, unless you win.
Where's that bum, bum, bum button?

(01:42:21):
But he doesn't play.
It's all in your hands.
Well, I guess.
No, but if you win, he said it's the winner's choice.
So if I win and I say, Eric, let me see that ankle.
No matter what, Eric, you're getting a tattoo?
That's what it sounds like.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Really?
Yeah.
We don't play, so.
Holy crap.
OK.
But the winner gets to tattoo all of the other three of us.
All right.

(01:42:42):
Tune in next week.
The winner gets to tattoo everybody.
Holy shit.
We're going to get.
Oh, man.
We will have photographic evidence.
Yeah.
We'll put it up on our Facebook.
We will.
We will.
We'll put it up on our Facebook as the show's going.
All right.
And so.
I'm sorry, Mom.
We will have photographic evidence.
Yes.
We will have photographic evidence.
I can't believe I just said that.
Oh, my God.
Eric's going to get a tattoo.
Cassie, you have a couple of tattoos.

(01:43:05):
Oh, yeah.
In fact, I have one that needs fixing real bad.
OK.
That'll be the first one.
Yeah.
All right.
Does everybody understand exactly what the stakes are?
OK.
Yes.
The winner gets to go ballistic with a tattoo gun.
OK.
I don't like the phrase ballistic in tattoo gun.
In the same sentence.
I'm committed.
I mean, we're in it now.

(01:43:25):
Don't worry.
I'll be like if I win, I won't go crazy with the tattoo with the tattoo gun.
Sweet curbs.
Well, any of our personal friends are going to be looking for us on Monday.
If I drink too much that next if I drink too much next show.
Oh, yeah.
It's going to be a sober show.
I just call it memories.
That ain't fun.
That ain't fun.
Oh, man.

(01:43:46):
Well, you guys have you guys will have an entire week to think about it.
But just off the cuff right now, Travis.
All right.
So if you had if you won tonight, what tattoo would you give each of us?
So what's the parameters like how big of a tattoo?
I don't think we can hide.
Yes, size matters.
I think the size matters.
Spoken like a man.
Yes, it does matter.
The ladies over here say size matters.

(01:44:09):
What do you think, like the size of like a half dollar or like the size of like a quarter or?
I'm like.
Something small.
Like a pea.
A pea.
Get out of here.
That'd be like a dot.
I think that's good with me.
A quarter.
A quarter.
The size of a quarter.
I think I think I think it should fit in the bottom of your whiskey glass.
That's the diameter.
That's the max.
That's not small.
Oh, that's a big.

(01:44:30):
I know I'm looking.
I'm like, yeah, that's a big.
You should be able to cover.
He's all fun and games.
So it comes time to get his tattoo drawn on him.
He hasn't had one yet because I don't know what that entails.
You've never had one, dude.
Oh, my God.
No.
OK, let's do the size of a quarter.
I think that should be.
I think that's fair.
He did.
A quarter.
He tattooed his son last night in our living room in our kitchen, actually.

(01:44:51):
Yeah.
OK.
My son.
I gave my son a tattoo last night.
I love that.
All right.
A quarter.
Did he?
I did.
Yeah.
No, did he love it?
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's given it to him when we first got the gun and then part of it faded and he liked
it.
So he's like, oh, he's cool with that.
He's like, dad, can you fix this?
It's kind of fading.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Awesome.
All right.

(01:45:12):
Half dollar.
Half dollar.
OK.
You're going big.
Yeah, that's pretty.
Well, no, because here's the thing.
He's going to go, I would draw a really cool airplane.
I'm imagining an airplane the size of a quarter.
I'm like, it's a smudge.
Oh, why do you think he's going to give you an airplane?
I'm planting seeds here.
Wait, do we tattoo whatever we want or whatever you want?
Whatever you want.
Oh, I just thought of something amazing.

(01:45:33):
All right.
So go ahead, Kirby.
Everyone gets.
Oh, it's not any.
Oh, it's on the back of your computer.
The Ramona radio logo.
That's what it is.
That's the tattoo.
There you go.
RR?
Yeah.
OK.
I can make that the size of a half dollar.
It's doable.
That's if I win, though.
Sweet Curbs, are you able to do that if you win?
We'll find out if I win.
Oh, shit.
OK.
All right.

(01:45:53):
Let's play this game.
I didn't make this.
Let's play this game.
I didn't make this wager.
For.
Out of all the people that made this wager.
For everyone's benefit, you might not want to win this one.
Victim of circumstance.
To keep my body pure, I might just have to.
Oh, jeez.
We're going to get.
And you're in charge of the music.
I'm just the scorekeeper.
Even if I win, I'm going to give myself that same tattoo.

(01:46:17):
Just to be cool with it.
OK.
I don't want to be left out.
Typical TBR.
YOLO.
I mean, if y'all get out, I'm going to get in.
You are such a nice guy.
Oh, no.
It's FOMO.
It's YOLO.
Just so you know, if I won.
I'll probably win, so you'll get one.
Just so you know, if I won, I wouldn't tattoo myself.
I would laugh.
And laugh.
I'd laugh at you guys.

(01:46:38):
And laugh.
Yeah.
And laugh.
All right.
You guys ready?
Hold on.
Let me get some more whiskey.
Hold on.
Give me one second.
You got a reef.
You got it.
Clank that.
Clank that ice.
All right.
Cheers, sweet curves.
Cheers.
All right.
Tink, tink.
Here we go.
Here's the tattoos.
Here we go.

(01:46:59):
May the best woman win.
All right.
Here comes the first song.
You ready?
All right.
Here we go.
Blue by Eulon Ronstadt.
God dang it.
All right.
Cassie, you keeping score?
I am.
Here's another one.
I'm going to give myself that same tattoo.
I'm just the scorekeeper.
I'm just the scorekeeper.
I'm just the scorekeeper.
Here's the next one.
David Alco.
David Alco.
I'm going to give it to him.
You never call me by my name.

(01:47:20):
Pete from the United States.
That was it.
All right.
All right.
Here's the next one.
Livin' on Tulsa time.
I'll give you.
Waylon Jennings.
Don Williams.
There you go.
Don Williams.
We are time.
We are time.
We are time.
All right.
Next show.

(01:47:47):
We do need a better like a ring in system because we do shout it out at the same time
sometimes.
I would have called that one a tie.
Producer man over here.
All right.
Next show.
We're getting a buzzer system.
It came to my reality right here faster.
Maybe because he's sitting on your right.
Here we go.
I'm going to give it to him.

(01:48:11):
Willa Nelson.
Isn't it called in the twilight?
I don't know.
Blue eyes cry in the rain.
No, but he already lost.
You don't get a point.
He already lost.
No, because you guessed and you were wrong.
So I went back to him.
I guess right.
So I win.

(01:48:31):
All right.
You guessed wrong.
Three to five.
Well, Jennings, mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
I'm on it.
There we go.
Cardi Carter.

(01:48:52):
What the hell?
It's Rose Garden.
Oh, it's Rose and cash.
Seven to eight.
There you go.
Five to seven.
I know this song.

(01:49:19):
Reba McIntyre.
Little Rock.
There you go.
And we are tied.
All right, here we go.
Kathy Matea.
Terrible with Lady.
Shackles and Chains.

(01:49:41):
I'll give you that.
That is in the title.
No idea.
I'm going to go with Lady.
I'm going to go with Lady.
I'm going to go with Lady.
I'm going to go with Lady.
I'm going to go with Lady.
I'll give you that.
That is in the title.

(01:50:03):
No idea.
Pam Tillis.
I don't know.
Patty Loveless.
Literally said every other 90s female singer except Patty Loveless.
What's the name of it?
Chains.
You said shackles and chains.
Chains is in it.
I'll take that.
I'm going to go with Lady.

(01:50:25):
Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans on Mel McDaniels.
10 to 7.
Well done.
Anne Murray.

(01:50:48):
Tennessee Waltz.
I could have this dance for the rest of my life.
The rest of my life.
You know what?
I'm going to give you that.
Could I have this dance?
Yes.
I'll give you that.
That's pretty.
I'm terrible with the girl singers.
12 to 7.
I just got Mel McDaniels.
Come on.
Get with it.
She's fucking kicking my ass.

(01:51:09):
Yeah.
12 to 7, my friend.
Here we go.
George Strait.
So Good in Love.
You look so good in love.
There you go.
That's 14 to 7.
She's got to be twofold.
It's doubled.
There's no way I can win.
Well, looks like we're all good.
We've got like 12 to 6 left.
You better get out of here.
We've still got some time.
Randy Travis.
Right hand, wrong finger.

(01:51:32):
You know what?
I'm going to go with Lady.
Randy Travis.
Right hand or wrong hand?
On the other hand?

(01:51:54):
I don't know the name of it.
If I Told You So?
That is correct.
Alright, 14-9.
Hank Williams Jr.
All my writer friends are coming over tonight.
I actually don't play this one sweet curve so you can't say that I'm cheating.

(01:52:18):
No, she's looking at Eric with the evil eye. I think birds are going to start flying here in a minute.
Here we go.
Confederate Railroad.
No?
Adam, Brooks and Dunn.
Boots Goombuggy.
I was going to say.

(01:52:40):
I had five seconds to get the fuck out of here.
16-11. Kirby.
Bullshit. How many more songs we got?
We got about five more minutes.
Alright.
So, two more?
Hank Williams.
Cold Heart.
Cold Heart.
Oh.
I love this song by the way.

(01:53:02):
Good song.
Alright, ready?
Well, that was the name of the song.
Martin Rock?
No, I don't know this. There's a new artist that covers this.
Do I get to guess?

(01:53:24):
You just said that.
They didn't pick it up. There Stands the Glass.
Good girl.
Oh wait, your plan?
No.
I just had to wrap it.
It started playing. Nobody guessed it.
Web Pierce.
He says, well, there's the title of the song.
And nobody still guessed it.

(01:53:46):
So that one is a no-pointer.
Alright.
Chattahoochee, Alan Jackson.
First CD I ever owned.
18 to 13. Kirby.

(01:54:10):
It's not Eddie Rabbit.
It is Eddie Rabbit.
Oh shit.
You know, I let this song come up
about every other show and you guys still can't get to this.
I got the singer.
That's true.

(01:54:36):
You can't get to the chorus.
No, that's not fair.
Oh no, let it get to the chorus.
I know the stars.
But I did get Eddie Rabbit, right?
That's fair.
That's a long intro to a song.

(01:54:58):
I know, right?
Every Which Way Valous.
I got it.
Oh, come on.
Okay, we are at 18 to 14.
And we are low on time.
We are low on time.

(01:55:20):
Alright.
A couple more.
Jimmy Buffett.
I have no idea.
I know you guys both know this song.

(01:55:44):
Is that Buck Owens?
Roger Miller.
Stop guessing.
You have to move on.
I'm going to start yelling names out.
Hang on, we have to get to the chorus here.
Nobody is getting a point on this.
Is anybody going to San Antonio?

(01:56:06):
Or Phoenix?
No points to be had.
Marty Robbins?
You still don't know who it is?
Charlie Pryde.
Alright, one more.
I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner, soul partner.
Mr. Duck Sound, better known as Sir Douglas Quintet.
From San Antonio.
Waste of Days and Waste of Knives.

(01:56:34):
Alright, you guys tied on that.
Who sings it though?
I don't know.
So tied, so they each got a point on that.
No, we're tied right now?
No, but we tied on that song.
Freddie Fender.
Oh, I did know that.
We've only got time for one more.

(01:56:56):
Alright, last song.
This is the last song.
Here we go.
Ah, some lady, I don't know.
It's some lady, I don't know.
It's not Dolly Parton.
It's not, it's not, what's the other lady?
She's a fraud, Brian.

(01:57:22):
Alright, we're going to skip that.
It's Crystal Gale, Talkin' In Your Sleep.
Here's our last song.
Alright.
Living on the road.
Poncho and Lefty.

(01:57:44):
Willie Nelson.
Towns Van Zandt.
Alright.
And with that, ladies and gentlemen, it is 21-15 Kirby.
Start thinking about the tattoos you like, folks.
It looks like we're getting tattoos done by Sweet Curbs.
Kirby's going to be our tattoo artist.
You better warm up and practice on that gun, Sweet Curbs.
We got that second skin at home, I got it.
Good God.

(01:58:06):
Alright, Laura, help us.
I didn't make the vet.
And I didn't hear anything about it had to be any kind of quality, so.
No, it doesn't matter.
Alright.
If you all want a good one, you should have let me win, Sweet Curbs, but it's okay.
Alright, well, that's going to end it, y'all.
Happy Father's Day out there to all you gentlemen out there.
Happy Father's Day.

(01:58:28):
Even the step dads out there, happy Father's Day.
We're going to call them step dads.
Enjoy your barbecues.
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
God bless you.
Enjoy the rest of your week, by the way, if you're listening to this on Monday.
Drive safe.
And we'll see y'all, or you'll hear us, next week.
God bless.

(01:59:14):
The dust that Pancho bit down south Ended up in Lefty's mouth
The day they laid poor Pancho low Lefty split for Ohio
Where he got the bread to go All that ain't nobody knows

(01:59:40):
And all the fed are all they say They could have had him any day
But they won't let him slip away Out of kindness, I suppose