Episode 9 - Jim Hart - Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show

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I got the whiskey. Let me have a drink of your whiskey.

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Better get out of here.
My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole.
Under hole.
I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get out of my studio.
No, hell no.
From the Ramona radio studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show.

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All right. Welcome to the Outlaw Country Show.
Travis Billy Ross brought to you by Outlaw BBQ because nobody wants to party with salads.
Give Dean up a call.
You know, get out some good old barbecue.
Hit him up. 8 5 8 3 5 4 7 7 1 2 for your best smoked meats.
Everybody loves meats.

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Nobody wants to party with salads.
So we've got with me today, as always, Sweet Curbs.
Hey, hey, sweet curbs. How you doing today?
Very well. Also with me, we've got Eric Goforth.
Hello. We do got a special guest.
But before I introduce the special guest, I want to tell you all this is the day.
Today is the day.
Are you guys ready? Because it doesn't affect me.
It kind of does affect you.

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Yeah, not in the same way it affects y'all.
It is not temporary, Eric.
Yeah, yeah, we we we figured it out.
Yeah, yeah, we figured that out.
So, yeah, yeah, it is not temporary.
All right. Today's the tattoo day, y'all.
We're getting the we're getting inked.
We're getting inked up today.
This is going to be my first tattoo.
So mine, too.

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Yeah, right.
I cannot believe after all these years,
my first tattoo, man, this is maybe the tattoo.
This is the day, man.
And I didn't lose. I didn't lose.
I didn't win. I didn't even told yourself.
Here's the thing.
Travis and I were having a discussion the other night and he was we were trying

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to practice, right, basically.
And I said to him, because he said you should you shouldn't have won this one,
basically.
And I said, Eric's the one that came up with this situation.
I did not say anything about tattoo and no one
came up with this all by his pretty little self.
I was really I was really taken aback by nobody.

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Everybody was trying pushing back so hard on this.
And I really pushed.
I'm like, no, no, let's make a big let's do this.
The guy that's never had a tattoo before ever.
Not only that, he thought they were temporary.
Yeah. Well, that's why.
That's why I didn't care.
Make it the size of a coaster.
Yeah.
Still that back just a little to my forehead.
So I rocked glass.

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It'll be gone by the morning.
It'll be gone in a couple of weeks.
Who cares? It'll be a fun story.
All right. So we're going to do this after we got a good good friend of ours with us.
Jim Hart's with us today.
We're going to talk to him for a little bit and then we're going to tattoo each
other. Son of a no, no, no, no, no, no.
We are not tattooing each other.
You're tattooing. I am tattooing y'all.

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And I might allow someone to tattoo the same on me.
All right. Well, we'll have to see how that plays out.
I'll do it.
If you've ever been to Julian and visited a winery called Vulcan Mountain Winery,
he's the guy that runs that place.
Jim, how are you doing?
Well, I don't run it all the time because if I don't mention my brother, he's going
to get mad at me. So it's a partnership.

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My brother and myself, we've had Vulcan Mountain for quite a few years.
Quite a few years. How long?
We bought it in 2015.
Oh, wow.
So, yeah, it was formerly Jay Jenkins Winery.
Jay Jenkins.
Yeah. Jim Jenkins was a good friend and his winery was for sale.
And unfortunately, he had cancer and passed away shortly after we bought it.
That's right next to that that Apple place, that Apple orchard.

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Apple Orchard. Roger Hedgecock's.
Roger Hedgecock.
The radio guy.
The radio guy. Yes.
Wow.
Our neighbor next door.
And then there's another winery down the road, Minguini.
And then there's another one behind us.
We have three little wineries right there on the on the corner there.
What's behind you?
Strom Sellers.
OK. Oh, I didn't.
OK. Yeah.
He does ciders and wine as well.

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Did you buy in the winery, get you into winemaking or were you a winemaker?
I've been making wine for many years.
Yeah. OK.
My family had Hart Winery and Temecula for my dad opened it in 1980.
And I was a winemaker there for
about 10 years.
And then I also made wine out of Milagro Farm for years out here in Ramona.
So Temecula, we know now is a big wine region in the 80s.

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Was was your dad one of the ones that like kind of established,
established that up and coming kind of thing?
He was. He was one of the pioneers.
We were the fourth, fourth or fifth winery, depending on who you ask.
He would say fifth
winery in Temecula. Now there's like 50 up there.
Oh, wow. So, yeah, there's a lot of wineries up in Temecula now.
Yeah. Yeah.
So so when did you actually start making wine yourself?

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Like, well,
I actually made wine as a little kid in the garage.
You know, we all get we all got the grapes.
My buddies would write a family.
It's like a South Carolina thing.
I was making moonshine since I was 12.
I was going to say, how old is a little kid?
Like eight, 13.
I think we were like 12.
And my my the neighbor kids and we had this little grapevine that grew up the

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street, we called the grapevine market.
And so I remember going up there with my
brothers, my younger brothers and a couple of their neighborhood kids.
And we got these grapes and we crushed them up and put them in a big peanut
butter jar and left them under the sink.
I don't think we intended to make wine, but it turned into wine.
OK, and we tasted it.
It was it was pretty gnarly.
But, you know, whatever.
This is Kirby getting drunk at three story all over again.

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So that was gin.
And I took a great nap for my granny.
Yes, credit credit.
It was it was it was all out of love.
So now I understand you're you're a you're like a wine
like grader or tester or wine judge.
I got quite a bit of judging.
Actually, my dad got into that.

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He was really well respected in the wine
business and judged all over Southern California.
And, you know, he invited me to judge.
And then once you get in this kind of like
wine judging fraternity, there you are.
And so I've judged in Riverside, L.A. County.
That's one of the that's actually one of the biggest ones in the state.
I judged the San Diego County several competitions and I used to judge in Mexico.

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There's a pretty good size international
wine competition that's held down in it's not every year.
So that was my favorite.
Yeah. They put you up down in a hotel and my Spanish isn't that good.
So I just nod and wave
but got to drink lots of good wine and killer food down in Baja.
Oh, yeah.
Guadalupe Valley.
I want to be.
It's if you haven't been down there, I highly recommend it.

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It's it's wonderful.
Oh, yeah.
Now, you guys became pretty good friends through music, though.
Oh, yeah.
Because you guys will go back and forth on music all the time.
Absolutely.
You're in there. Yeah.
All right.
So we've always, you know, pretty much every show.
My thing is, you know, who's who's your favorite?
Who's your favorite musician?
I know you like Townes Van Zandt.

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Yes. Yeah. Big time fan.
Yeah.
But for for country wise, for like outlaw country, who would be,
you know, they titled George not outlaw.
He's just they call him the king of country.
So who would your king title George straight king of countries?
But that's not my opinion.
I was listening earlier and I've changed it because I think we're talking about

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this in the patio, Pomo and my girlfriend owns Pomo Valley Winery.
And we were talking back and forth and I was kind of going with Johnny Cash.
But then I was and then I talked to Jen when I got home and I was like,
you know, the best concert I ever went to was Willie Nelson at the Hollywood Bowl
last year at his 90th birthday.
And it was just amazing. You went to that?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it was awesome.
So if you've ever been to the Hollywood Bowl for a concert, it's just crazy fun.

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It was like one of it was the best concert I ever went to.
I think it was partly because we had just a wonderful, strange, one of those bizarre,
perfect nights where everything goes right.
But but the music was just amazing and all the support Willie had and all his family.
It was just it was just an amazing show.
That's killer. So I think Willie can be up there.
Willie. Yeah.

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Yeah.
I don't disagree.
I think he's carried his own for a long time.
He's carried his own for a long time.
As we talked about, you know, his guitar and all that stuff.
But then I said Johnny Cash and I'm like, you know, that guy was around for so long
and he influenced so many different kinds of music.
And, you know, I mean, yeah, he pretty much did the rock ability.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that's kind of where I got into country is more from the rock ability side,

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because I was into like, I don't know if you've ever heard of the Blasters,
L.A., L.A., L.A. band that was kind of a rock ability band.
You ever heard of Eric Blaster?
Oh, man, you got to play.
You got to play some blasters sometime.
Oh, yeah, dude.
We'll look up some blasters.
It's Dave Alvin and his brother, Phil Alvin.
There was a it was a L.A. kind of a came out of the punk scene,

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but they're more rock ability. Oh, OK.
Yeah.
What the billet. Oh, I like I like it already.
We should listen to this. Let's hear it.
We're listening to this.
Hot air hangs like a dead man

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from a white oak tree.
People sitting on porches
thinking how things used to be.
Dark night.
It's a dark night.
Dark night.

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It's a dark night.

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The neighborhood was changing.
Strangers moving in.
A new boy fell for a local girl
when she made eyes with him.
She was young and pretty.
No stranger to other men.

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But windows were being locked at night
and old lines drawn again.
I thought these things didn't matter anymore.
I thought all that blood had been shed long ago.

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Dark night.
It's a dark night.
He took her to the Oscar.
He placed his love to her.

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They thought it was their secret,
but somehow knew the way they were.
He held her so close.
He asked about her dreams.
When a bullet from a passing car
made the youngest streamer.

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I thought these things didn't happen anymore.
I thought all that blood had been shed long ago.
Dark night.
It's a dark night.

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Dark night.
It's a dark night.

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Dark night.
It's a dark night.
Dark night.
It's a dark night.

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Dark night.
Living on the road, my friend,
was gonna keep you free and clean.
Now you wear your skin like iron

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and your breath's as hard as kerosene.
You weren't your mama's only boy,
but her favorite one it seems.
She began to cry when you said goodbye.
It sank into your dreams.

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Poncho was a bandit, boys.
His horse was fast as polished steel.
Or his gun outside his pants
for all the honest world to feel.
Poncho met his machinot
on the desert stand in Mexico.

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And nobody heard his dying words.
Oh, but that's the way it goes.
And all the federales say
they could have had him any day.
They only let him hang around.

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Out of kindness, I suppose.
Lefty, he can't sing the blues
all night long like he used to.
The dust that Poncho bit down south
ended up in Lefty's mouth.

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The day they laid poor Poncho low
Lefty split for Ohio
where he got the bread to go.
Oh, there ain't nobody no.
And all the federales say

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They only let him slip away.
Well, the poets tell how Poncho fell
and Lefty's living in a cheap hotel.

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The desert's quiet and Cleveland's cold.
So the story ends, we're told.
Poncho needs your prayers, it's true.
Save a few for Lefty, too.
He just did what he had to do.

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And now he's growing old.
A few great federales say
They only let him go so wrong.

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A few great federales say
They only let him go so wrong.

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The Willie Nilsen version, but I've always liked that.
The Willie Nilsen one has kind of like, I don't know,
it just doesn't have the same rhythm that the original does.
No, here's, this is the first time I ever heard of Towns Van Zandt
is Chloe was playing at Palmo and she sang it and she sings this version, I guess.
And you're like, oh, she sings the Towns Van Zandt version of the song.

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I really like it. And I went and looked him up and I had never heard of him.
He has some really great songs and great love songs.
Some people say he's the greatest songwriter of all time.
I don't know about that, but he's got some lyrics that are just really, really good.
I've tried to get Travis to learn some Towns songs.
Yeah, that's crazy. I was, you know, I was thinking of
Honey Van Zandt from Leonard Skidart.

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When you hear Van Zandt, right? That's what I think of.
No relation, though. No relation.
Not that I know. I don't think so.
Towns Van Zandt is from Texas, I believe.
And he's just one of those, you know,
bar room musicians that traveled around with his guitar.
And there's all kinds of Towns Van Zandt stories, but.
Very crazy. Yeah, that's cool, man.
Very cool. All right.
So you've been around the world.

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I've been around. Well, I've been around the world.
I've been. Yeah, I've been.
I've been to lots of places, many places among the globe,
among the globe, Italy and France and all over the US.
When you go to these other countries,
do you go to like the wineries and stuff and you like, oh, yeah, yeah, taste them out?
What's like the what's like the craziest trip you've been like?

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You know, when I one of the things with being a winemaker,
you get wind out your little wine geeked out.
So you just a lot of people want to go on these wine trips.
We went on a on a wine themed cruise a few years ago that was all over
the Mediterranean and in Italy and France.
It was just amazing.
And ended up in Italy and drove to the end of Italy in a rental car with my

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with my wife, who's now passed away a couple of years ago and and my brother
and his and his girlfriend.
And it was a it was fun.
But driving through Italy in a rental car.
So you went 11 days is about five days too long.
You driving through Italy, any kind of car is terrifying.
Like when I see Italy, I see a boot.
You went all the way from the top of the boot all the way down.

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We started with a car.
We started in Rome and we drove to the actually the heel of the boot.
The last city we were in was called Bari.
And it's right on the heel.
So, yeah.
And Italy gets like it changes.
The northern part of Italy is pretty prosperous.
But when you get down to the southern part of Italy, it's it's pretty gritty, man.
It's it's it's it's all mafioso.

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Yeah. Like what's the music like in Italy?
Do they play American music or is it all like the you know,
no, they play.
I mean, you hear American music wherever you go.
But I don't remember.
I don't remember there being music so much in Italy that I that I was into,
you know, that I that that stuck with me.
So they have like an American station on the radio, like where they play country.

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Or all I had was my sister in law or sort of my brother.
And she was the navigator.
So I just remember her voice in my ear, not the radio.
I was like, turn left here.
Great GPS.
You got to turn up this little alley and you had your sister in law the whole time.
What the hell?
No, that doesn't sound right.
But she she was a great navigator.

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She's probably going to listen to this.
I don't know.
No. What's her name?
God bless her.
Denise.
God bless Denise.
Good job, Denise.
You brought him back for us.
Good job.
She was she was a great navigator.
We wouldn't have got through Italy without her.
Yeah, nice.
Very cool, man. Very cool.
All right. You guys were talking about telling a story.
Something happened to you with some wine.

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Oh, did you?
When we started talking about the show, you said, tell some good wine stories.
What what's happened to you?
And I the best one was when when I was at heart, my family's winery,
it was the winemaker there and in the in the back of the winery,
we had six two thousand gallon tanks and all this was during harvest.

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When you're just going like crazy, it's working for three months in a row.
No weekends off, no days off just making wine.
You know, if you get to have a beer at the end of day,
that's lucky because you're just working and it's hot.
And the winery is super tight.
So I was moving some barrels around with the forklift and I
I backed into a 2000 gallon tank that was about three quarters of the way full.

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And they have these doors with these big ratcheting handles that you open and
forklift knocked the door open and I was just showered with with
about 1500 gallons of like a waterfall.
Really nice.
And I didn't know what to do.
So I was screaming for my 82 year old dad who was upstairs in his office.
Dad, come help me.
So he came out and we were able to shut the door on the tank.

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And not before I, you know, most of the wine went down the down the drain.
I was completely covered with with it was a nice straw to when you wring out your
shirt and get a straw.
I think I don't even know what same 2000 gallons of wine.
How big was it?
You said it was like 1500 gallons or something.
It was about 1500 gallons.
I think we saved about 200 gallons when it was all said and done at the bottom

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of the tank by the time we got the door shut.
And then I think I had to go to Target and buy some clothes to wear home because
I was completely red wine covered.
How many cases estimate is 1500 gallons of wine?
About 400 cases, four or 500 times 12.
Yeah, gosh darn.
So there's a lot of wine.
But then it was funny because we called our insurance guy and they said, well,

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was this wine irreplaceable?
Or like it sure was.
Right.
And they settled with us and they pay you all at once where if you sold the wine,
it'd be a bottle at a time.
So, oh, yeah, it didn't work out that badly.
So, man, I was never told to back into a tank again, but I wasn't.
Now, this is the end of the world.

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Sometimes when when times are lean, you're like, oh, maybe.
Well, I got to tell you, Jim, this is the first you're the first guest we've ever
had that has taken a wine bath before.
Oh, not like not on purpose.
You look so young.
The antioxidants for this.

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Oh, man.
Why?
Oh, man.
Heck, yeah.
All right.
So let's speak to that.
Let's think about some drinking songs and some funny drinking songs.
There's a song by Hank Williams Jr.
It's called.
Liquor to Liker, it takes a whole lot of liquor to Liker,
and that's why I drink all the time.

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I mean, the idea that there's a song like that.
You know, I mean, at some point people get inspired when we come back from this song.
And that can be taken so many ways to write.
It's almost like what do we hear that song last week?
I'm at home getting hammered.
Oh, my God.
That was the one I was thinking of when I was trying to think of a funny song.
Is that?

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Yeah, that was a couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, that was.
You know, at some point somebody sitting in their living room and it just comes out.
Man, it takes a lot of liquor to Liker.
Oh, wait, let me get my pen and paper.
Or they just hit us up on Facebook or
messaging, what was his name, is that a song that you guys different?
Let's check it out. All right, let's do it.

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It takes a whole lot of liquor to Liker.
That's why I drink all the time.
When I'm liquor to Liker just fine.
She won't tell me where to go.
Tell me what to do.
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew.
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think.

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It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink.
Well, she's such a pretty thing.
You think she's heaven sent.
She's the quarrelsome kind.

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Loves an argument.
She can yell all day.
She can scream all night.
I just sit there smiling as high as a kite.
That's why I'm drinking all the time.

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This drinking buddy of mine, he married a girl.
Said she was the meanest woman in the world.
I saw her pretty picture.
I said, man, you're poking fun.
Then the day I met her, I said, pour me one.

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But when I'm liquor to Liker just fine.
You may look down your nose at me.
Think I'm an old sorry son of a bee.
The only way I'm giving up my drinking glass
is if I can find a way to get her off my back.
Your wife's on the phone.

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Little brown jug upon my lips.
You're saving our love with every sip.
Every time I get sober, she drives me out of my mind.

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Hell, I love her.
Hey, honey.
I'm home.
Honey.

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Honey.
We came out west together with a common desire.

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The evil we had might have set the west closed on fire.
Two months later, that trouble of mine.
Oh, my baby moved out of living me behind.
But it's all right, cause it's midnight.
I got two more bottles of wine.

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The way you left sure turned my head around.
It seemed like overnight it just had to put me down.
But I ain't gonna let it bother me today.
I've been working and I'm too tired anyway.

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Well, I'm 1600 miles from the people I know.
I've been doing all I can but opportunity sure comes slow.

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Well, I'd be in the sun all day.
But I'm sweeping out a warehouse in West L.A.

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I'm 1600 miles from the people I know.
I've been doing all I can but opportunity sure comes slow.
Well, I'd be in the sun all day.
But I'm sweeping out a warehouse in West L.A.

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Yes, it's all right, cause it's midnight.
Yes, it's all right, cause it's midnight.

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All right.
We got Jim Hart with us from Bolkin Mountain Winery.
So, Jim, what do you think about Hank Williams, Sr.?
Love him. He's a classic.
And I don't argue with you that he may well be the king of country.
But you know what?
There's other people that have contributed big time, like we talked about a little earlier.

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But then there's the other Hanks as well, right?
The other Hanks.
We got Hank Williams, Jr., which is one of my favorites.
Hank Williams, Jr.
I'm going to tell you one of my favorite songs from Hank Williams, Jr.
would be Country Boy Can Survive.
I remember listening to that when I was about seven or eight years old.

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And you know what?
I was in second grade and my dad had a tape, the Hank Williams, Jr. tape,
with that song on it, Country Boy Can Survive.
And it was like, you know, in elementary school when you go to show and tell,
you know, you've got to show something and tell about it.
I wanted to bring that tape with me and my dad was like,

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uh, no, but you can take the cover of the tape and just take it with you,
but don't lose my fricking tape.
So I remember I went to school, second grade, and I showed and tell.
This is my favorite song.
It's called Country Boy Can Survive.
It's by Hank Williams, Jr.
But he didn't let you even have the tape so you could listen to it.

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He wouldn't go in there. No. He was like, no, he couldn't play for your classmates.
He couldn't play it.
And then one of my good friends, Jeremy, he was a second grade crazy.
He's like, oh, man, I love that song.
I love the part where he says, we don't give a damn because there was the cuss word in that song.
Oh, because you're in second grade.

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That was a second grade. And it was a bad word.
You're all taboo.
You're like such outlaws country.
You're sneaking a verse out of a damn.
But it's part of the song you like.
Because I get to sing it and I get to I get to say cuss word.
My dad didn't care.

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Part of the song.
We didn't get to say cuss words in my house.
No, no, dad, dad frown on that.
Yeah, I didn't cuss in front of my dad until I was like 23.
And it felt weird.
I think I was like I think I was like 40 something.
I accidentally cussed in front of my mom once.
Oh, yeah.
I never knew moms had superpowers until I saw my mom levitate across the living room.

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Whack.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No. Did you get one?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
No, I was I was staring at popcorn ceilings.
Yeah.
I've always had the potty mouth in my family.
My nephew told my sister we were at a stoplight and a guy ran it and a stop sign.
And my sister had the right away in the car.
Well, went through his stop sign and I said a few expletives.

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And my nephew goes, Mom,
why do we have an auntie that says bad words all the time?
Because I'm the only one in my family that says bad words.
Yeah.
He was like eight.
I'm the only one.
I will say, though, I think and I and I my girlfriend wouldn't agree with me because
she hates me cussing, but I think proper use of of expletives and cuss words is an art form.

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It really is. It really is.
It's poetic.
But I mean, you can't just be, you know, the kids in the pool.
Yeah. Cussing saying just because they can.
But the properly phrased sentence with the good cuss word.
Nuance. It's an art form.
Right. Yeah.
And it's and often it's the only word that truly says what you mean.
Exactly. Exactly.

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It's like this is the time and the place.
This is exactly what I'm trying to say.
Yes. And it's the only word there is.
Gaulderne.
Doesn't work.
Just darn it. It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
No, we all need a Gaulderne sometimes.
Holy schnikes.
Yeah.

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All right.
Hank three.
All right. Hank three.
I'm a bigger fan of the Hank three than the Hank two.
So they may be fighting words there.
But it's OK.
Yeah.
I think he's more along the lines of his of his grandfather than
than the in the you know, than the Hank two was.

(34:04):
And I can't get past the football thing with Hank Williams, too.
He just was there was just too much, you know, NFL Hank Williams to there.
Yeah. Got a little overdosed.
That overdose. Yeah.
That overdose. Are you ready for some football?
Are you ready for some football?
Yeah. There you go.
No. Yeah.
You know, what's funny about Hank three is that he actually his voice sounds a lot
like Hank senior does.

(34:25):
He's got that real high like like twangy kind of voice, you know.
Let's let's cue up a song.
Hank three.
One of my favorite ones by him.
Mississippi mud, which I love when you guys perform it.
I was requested.
Well, the problem is you always perform it early on in your set.
I always show up late.
So I asked for it.

(34:46):
He always says no.
You already played.
I'm like, no, we already did it.
I'm glad I'm not the only one when I request a song.
He says too late.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know. Because you guys show up to my show so late.
I know. He's like, next time show up on time.
Not my fault.
Here you go.
All right.

(35:17):
Yeah, just me and my fishing line raise a lot of hell and a holler sipping on that.

(35:41):
And I take my shot straight out of the jug.
And I like to get your girl in that Mississippi mud.
Well, it's a little party baby.
I'll call a few friends of mine.

(36:01):
Dance all night till the sun comes up and drink ourselves completely blind.
Then we'll rock on down the line.

(36:23):
And I like to do a little dance in that Mississippi mud.

(36:53):
Well, I was raised by an uncle alligator.

(37:16):
He taught me how to walk the line.
Used to deal cards from the bottom of the deck.
But a Tennessee woman took his line.
But he sure gave me some real good advice.

(37:39):
And I like to get your girl in that Mississippi mud.
Hey, I take my shot straight out of the jug.
And I like to do a little dance in that Mississippi mud.

(38:26):
You're the reason I'm riding around on recap tires.
And you're the reason I'm hanging our clothes outside on the walls.
And you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin'.
Overlooks ain't everything.

(38:47):
Money ain't everything.
But I love you just the same.
You're the reason I've changed a beer from soda pop.
And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

(39:09):
You're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin'.
I guess that we won't ever have everything we need.

(39:33):
Because when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed.
And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.
And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.
And you're the reason our kids are ugly little darlin'.

(39:57):
Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of paints?
Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair

(40:17):
and go put on a little makeup and get out of that house cold before something.
Well, let me tell you something, Conway.
Considering everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star.
Yeah, Ruth Bussey.
Thank you.
Besides that, all of our kids took half of your part of the family anyway.
Oh, they did, huh? What about the ones at the bar?

(40:39):
Oh, they did.
If you told me that you loved me, I would feel so proud.
If you let me hold you, honey, I'll holler out loud.
I'll have a lover, never, even if I can.
Oh, come to me, baby, I'm a one-woman man.

(41:01):
Oh, won't you let me, baby, just to kind of hang around?
I'll always love you, baby, just to kind of hang around.
I'll always love you, honey, and I'll never let you down.
I'll never love another, even if I can.

(41:33):
I'd climb the highest mountain if it reached up to the sky
To prove that I love you, I would jump off and fly
I'd even swim the ocean from shore to shore
To prove that I love you, just a little bit more

(41:54):

(42:15):
If you told me that you loved me, I would feel so proud
If you let me hold you, honey, I'd holler out loud

(42:37):

(43:15):
Couldn't wake him up.
Couldn't wake him up.
I've been there a couple of times.
God bless you, George Jones.
We all have.
We all have, Travis.
So that would be one of your favorites there, George Jones.
Yeah.
One of your favorites.
Probably one of mine, too.

(43:35):
I dig him.
Yeah, I like George Jones.
He wrote some great songs.
Yeah, he's a good writer.
I'm going to tell you, so my band does that song.
He stopped loving her today.
Doc, our bass player, calls it the Head in the Oven song.
It's very depressing.
The bass player calls it the Head in the Oven song.
The first time he ever played it, they were having rehearsal.

(43:56):
And Phillip is his name.
We all call him Doc.
He goes, damn, I want to put my head in the oven after listening to that song.
Wow.
Yeah, he doesn't like doing that song either.
And every time it's like, all right, we're going to do it.
Because I always say on the mic, I'm like, we're going to do the saddest song I know.

(44:18):
And he's like, oh, he's like, oh, here we go.
Where's the oven?
Can you relate to the song for some reason or?
No, it's just a sad song.
Like, you know, the guy, man, he stopped loving her today.
Well, because it's like I can think of a lot of songs.
No, but because it's not like a trick song.

(44:38):
It's not like, oh, he got over her today.
She died or he died.
Yeah, he stopped loving her. He died.
Yeah. They placed a rose on his grave.
He's not his door.
Placed a wreath. All right.
He kept the letter by his bed forever.
Like, maybe that is the saddest song ever.
Super sad. Oh, man.
Have you never listened to the real lyrics?
You know, I love a lot of these songs.
I can sing along.
I die.

(45:00):
Then he died.
Then he died.
That's when he stopped loving her, man.
So that's cool that he loved her.
I'm not laughing because it's not funny.
He loved her until the day he died.
And that's cool because, you know, they were married.
And that's how it should be.
If you're married.
I don't think they were married.
I think he was pining over her.
And she left him.

(45:21):
You think he was like a stalker or something?
No, I just think he was pining over her.
Like, he loved her forever.
And she went about her life.
Wait a minute. So I'm missing a piece.
So he's singing the song, but he died.
Yeah. So he's singing in his afterlife.
No, he's singing it about his friend that died.
OK.
Because it said she came to see him one last time.

(45:42):
We all knew.
We all wondered if she would.
Yeah. So they had seen each other in a long time.
He's singing about another couple.
Kind of like third person.
It was his good friend.
It was his good friend.
It's sad though.
Older, older guy, older gentleman.
Oh, I got you.
OK, OK.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right. It's time to be happy now.

(46:03):
Let's talk about happy songs.
Find a happier song.
All right.
Yeah. Good Lord.
We all just like said, let's turn the radio down.
Let's just head.
Let's all stand up and hug.
But you know what I will do?
I will stand up and cheers.
You all. Here's your glasses.
Jim, what do you got? Are you drinking tequila?
Actually, I was going to open some wine at some point.
Is anybody wants them?

(46:23):
Yeah. Open it up.
The bear shit in the woods.
Why not?
Where's the wine key?
All right. Actually, here's here's I want you to find me one.
We got wine keys and we've got tequila.
Is that tequila?
It looks like there is a lot of tequila over here.
I told them I told your lovely wife that tequila was my hard beverage of choice.

(46:44):
Oh, well, there you go.
Oh, I thought you were going to say your love language.
Well, here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to play another wine song.
OK, you're going to open up a glass.
We're going to come back.
Talk about a little wine.
Well, we'll see if you can what Kirby's ass and name that tune while we drink some wine and enjoy some wine.
I might concede to Kirby before we even do it because I've been listening to the show
and I frankly kind of Kirby's kind of a soldier.

(47:06):
Yeah.
Although when I came up and you were last time, no.
Yeah, I listened to the last last part that you recorded earlier this evening.
And I don't want to give anything away.
But it was a little humbling for the old curbs over here.
Yeah, I bowed out.
I got zero points.
That was last week.
That was John Hancock.

(47:27):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
To be fair, that was a very specific niche of music.
Well, he came in here talking about, you know, Southern rock versus our country.
And I'm an outlaw country guy.
And he's a Southern rock guy.
You both did very well.
Yeah, that's right.
New topic, new subject for your damn rap, sweet curbs.

(47:50):
So wait, I get to pick since I'm the guest, do I pick the genre for them?
Is that a new thing?
Are we is that a new thing?
We haven't we haven't put that in.
I think I would still.
I don't think we prohibited it.
You could put it would be an interesting to us.
We haven't prohibited it.
Yeah, I lost the last round, so I'm going to say a hard no on that.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, unless you say it's less, unless you say we have to name Justin Bieber songs

(48:13):
or something, I couldn't do that.
I could not.
No, thank you.
I don't think so.
I want to do 80s 80s East Coast punk.
No, I mean, I could do 80s West Coast punk.
I think I did pretty well.
No puns, just like 80s I could do.
All right, let me play a wine song.
You're going to crack open a bottle on this.

(48:34):
All right, get us a bottle.
We're going to come back to it and we'll start some laughs and having some funs.
All right.
I thought of it.
With fire in my veins, I laid down to rest, not caring if I live or die.

(48:55):
I woke up a-freezing with a rain pouring down so hard I can't open my eyes.
I've been chased from the yards with dogs at my heels, searching for shelter at times.
But there's nothing so hard for a man on the bum as the time between bottles of wine.

(49:19):
The time between bottles of wine.
Begging for pennies, just one sweet taste of the nectar that kills a man.
So sweet peace of mind, excuses my pride, just something to keep out the cold.

(49:40):
It's too late for me to start living again.
Good life is too far behind.
I never remember things that I had till the time between bottles of wine.

(50:07):
If mama could see me, she wouldn't believe I even resemble her son.
She worked all her life to make me a man, and she's proud of the job that she's done.
What one love created, another destroyed in a storm that's older than time.

(50:31):
A tale of a man who just can't stand the time between bottles of wine.

(50:56):
All right. Wine songs.
Winey songs, not really.
Speaking of wine songs, who wants some Vulcan Mountain Wine?
I would love some.
That was a good tequila shot.
What are we pouring, Jim?
This is our 2020 Carrignon.

(51:17):
So this is from an old vineyard in Palma Valley,
grown by this great farmer named Don Armstrong.
He's one of my favorite growers.
This is a 2000?
No, 2020.
I'm not just saying that because he's sitting here.
We are members at Vulcan Mountain, and this is one of my favorite wines.

(51:39):
Carrignon is kind of an obscure grape that used to grow widely in France.
It produces huge amounts of fruit.
If you go into history, back in early French history,
in early winemaking history in France,
there was a period of time when they made too much wine.
The reason they made too much wine, they dumped it out.

(52:03):
They dumped it down the streets because they couldn't sell it all.
The reason was they had too much Carrignon planted.
Carrignon used to be one of the most widely planted grapes in San Diego County.
This vineyard was actually planted for Ferrara Winery.
It used to be in Escondido.
It was the oldest winery in San Diego County,
although there's some dispute whether or not it was.

(52:25):
At one time, there were only two wineries left in San Diego,
one of them being Ferrara.
This fruit was planted for old Gaspar Ferrara.
Here's the Gaspar for Planton Carrignon.
Is this the only Carrignon right now in San Diego?
You're the only place I know that has it.
There's some other people making Carrignon.

(52:47):
I know Vesper Vineyards,
I don't think they're making much wine anymore,
but they made some.
I know there's some quite a bit sold up to Temecula.
There's people making small amounts, but we're the only ones that are...
We're probably one of the wines that we're best known for is this.
Man, that's good.

(53:07):
That's pretty good.
Oh, that's good.
This and the old vine, I would say, are my favorite two wines that you guys have.
I brought the old vine too, Curb, but we probably won't get to that,
so you can take it home.
Yes.
She's like, let's delay this, have a few more bottles.
Jim, you can come on the show anytime.
As long as you bring this.

(53:28):
As long as you bring this.
This is awesome.
All right, it's time for that tradition, friends.
Oh, here we go.
Hold on, I need my beer.
All right.

(53:48):
So for the longtime listeners, we all know what that is.
That's the intro to the Name That Tune segment.
All right.
Uh-oh.
We've got Jim Hart with us.
So we have Jim here.
We always ask our guests to come on and play Name That Tune a little bit.
So we had John Hancock on.
Yeah, last week.
Yeah, last week, and we were doing songs with Southern Rock and Outlaw Country.

(54:11):
So what theme?
I would stick, you know what, if I want to try to win,
maybe I'd go with like obscure punk music from the West Coast in the 80s.
I might do okay.
But I will freely admit that I'm going to lose this game.
If I get one right, I will be very surprised.

(54:36):
So we can just stick with your Outlaw theme.
I'm good with that because I might know something here and there.
Yeah.
You never know, you know.
You never do know.
You never do.
You never know either.
Sweet Curbs, I know one thing.
She kicks my ass every time.
Not Southern Rock.
Not Southern Rock.
I'm giving this away.

(54:56):
All right.
So let me break it down how this works.
So I'm going to start playing a song.
You can name the artist or the title, either one.
Right.
If you name one of them, you get five seconds to name the other part.
That'll give you two points.
If you don't name the other part, then somebody else can try to grab your second point.
Okay.
Any questions on that?
Hold on.
Oh, God.

(55:16):
Whiskey.
You got y'all.
All right.
I think I'm ready.
You did your pre-exercise stretches and all that stuff.
Yeah.
That's some good whiskey.
The calves are loose.
I did some squats and some kicks.
We're ready.
All right.
Here we go.
Johnny Cash.
Johnny Cash.
Walk the line.
So you both came in.

(55:39):
So I'm going to do one and one.
One and one.
All right.
Okay, you guys ready for the next one?
Yeah.
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, Marty Robbins.
I said El Paso.
Fuck you.
I already was talking.
No.
While you were saying down in the West Texas, I said El Paso.
It doesn't matter.

(56:00):
Marty Robbins.
I got it.
No.
I said El Paso first, dude.
No.
Okay.
I was already saying it.
All right.
Tie goes to the lady, right?
All right.
One of this is just watch them go at it.
It's just a kind of jam thing.
I didn't know you guys were so competitive.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

(56:20):
After the show, they always have to go out and hug it out.
It's like a...
Can we go race up and down the cul-de-sac?
You know what we're going to do?
We're driving home separately after this.
You know what we're going to do?
When we get home, we're going to give each other tattoos.
That already happened.
I saw those.
They're going to rebound.
I will in no way encourage that behavior, but you guys do you.

(56:42):
Tattoos aren't permanent.
We ready?
All right.
Next one.
Now here's a song that I recorded six or eight months ago that we'll run through for you.
Hope you'll enjoy hearing it again.
It's called I Love You More.
Well, I Love You More.
It's called I Love You More.
All right.
Nobody gets that.
Yeah.
Come on.
I said I Love You More.
You get another point if you know the artist.

(57:03):
No, that doesn't count.
We already got the title.
Who sings it though?
Jim Reaves.
I have no idea.
Okay.
That's funny.
Why would they do that?
Like, why would they open up a song saying here's what?
Yeah.
Anyway.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's go here.
Trellis for Sailor Red.

(57:24):
Oh, Oklahoma.
I love you more.
I love you more.
I love you more.
I love you more.
Oklahoma.
Right?
It's...
It is.
Oklahoma.
But who's...
King of the Road.
King of the Road.
King of the Road.
Bullshit.

(57:44):
All right, Kirby got five seconds.
Who do you think sings it?
I don't know who sings it.
It's open.
Anybody?
I have no idea.
I know the George Street version.
Or Randy Travis maybe.
I don't know.
Travis.
Roger Miller.
Roger Miller.
Son of a bitch.
There's a tip of my tongue.
I know, it's always on the tip of my tongue.
But I was drinking whiskey, so...

(58:05):
All right, now I remember when we did this song about six episodes ago
and I watched Kurt, the next song,
not the one playing now, King of the Road.
This next song, these two,
they almost crawled across the desk at each other.
It was awesome.
Should I step away from the table?
Yeah, I'll give you a replay.
You ready?
You're not in the line of fire.
Here we go.
All right, let's hear it.

(58:26):
I am alignment for the county.
Alignment for the county.
Closed.
That's not it.
And I drive the main road.
God dang it.

(58:46):
You remember this?
Dang, I do remember it.
That was weeks ago and I can't remember the name.
No, I do remember it.
It's not Millsap, is it?
No.
All right, go ahead.
All right, just tell us.
Wichita Lineman.
Wichita Lineman.
Who sings it?
Glenn Campbell.
Oh, I should have got that.
My parents loved Glenn Campbell when I was a kid.
So did Eric.

(59:07):
I used to watch.
Glenn Campbell had a TV show, the Glenn Campbell Show.
Gosh, I don't know.
He did.
Did he?
Yeah, he did.
Isn't that crazy?
I think they gave all of everybody a show back then for a couple of episodes.
I know.
When their music career is going down, it's like,
okay, we're going to give you a TV show now.
All right.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
How are we doing, Kirby?

(59:27):
Anybody getting any points?
Yeah, we got Travis one, Jim one, I have three.
Of course you do.
Wait, you're the one keeping scores.
Wait a minute.
This is recorded.
We can play back at any time.
We are all, we are love and faith here.
Here we go.
Yeah, where's Cassie?
This is Loretta Lynn.

(59:50):
You're not woman enough to take me in.
Did I get one?
You got one.
Well done.
All right.
Everybody good?
Here we go.
Let's go.
It's a good song.
I've got a tiger by the tail that's playing the scene.

(01:00:15):
I've got a tiger by the tail that's playing the scene.
Tiger by the tail.
Oh, come on.
By who?
No idea.
That's not Dwight Yoakam.
No.
Looks like I've got a tiger by the tail.
Is it Buck Owens?

(01:00:36):
I know this song.
Is it Buck Owens?
I got it.
Good job, babe.
It is Buck Owens.
That's why I thought it was Dwight Yoakam because they've done that one together.
Buck Owens, all right, I got it.
Sweet Curbs, Mark.
I got you.
Two to two to five.
Okay.
I won't say who has five.
I don't want to embarrass anyone.
How many points win?
We just go until we get tired.

(01:00:58):
Can we give it up?
Until they start fighting?
No, we go until I lose.
That's just how it works.
Until someone's sleeping on the couch.
In this world.
I don't want to sleep on the couch.
All right, here we go.
Is it Ronnie Millsap?

(01:01:22):
It's not Glen Campbell again, is it?
It's Glen Campbell.
Glen Campbell.
It's not about Glen Campbell.
There's a chorus coming up and that's the name of the song.
Ron Stoyne-Klepp.
Ron Stoyne-Klepp.
Ron Stoyne-Klepp.
Ron Stoyne-Klepp.
There you go.
Three to three to five.
Man, I've got to slow down on the whiskey because my brain doesn't work so good when

(01:01:49):
I get...
All right.
All right, you guys ready?
All right.
We've got time for about two, maybe three more.
Can we catch her?
I don't know.
Let's see.
Hot Rod Lincoln.
Johnny Cash.
It isn't Hot Rod Lincoln?
It's the one piece at a time.

(01:02:09):
You got your five seconds.
I did not have five seconds.
I counted.
You did not have five seconds.
One piece at a time.
One to one.
You better give me that.
You got one.
All right.
Whatever, I already knew it.
One piece at a time.
We're going to need Cassie back in here to mediate because obviously this isn't working.

(01:02:29):
We can't have an opponent keep score.
This is bullshit.
You bowed out last time.
I'm prepperty.
This is high comedy over here.
This is hilarious.
Here we go.
All right.
On to the board one.
Blue Bayou, Linda Ronstadt.

(01:02:52):
I said Linda Ronstadt.
Blue Bayou.
Linda Ronstadt, right?
I'll give Jim one.
I'll do one and one.
I don't think I was late.
That's all right.
Sure, I'll take it.
It's four to four to seven.
It's fine.
All right.
We're out of time.
We're going to have to do this.
This is our last one.
Let's see how this works.
It's just a tiebreaker for me.

(01:03:13):
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Second runner up.
It's a tiebreak for second runner up.
You won second prize in a beauty contest.
It sounds like La Bamba but weirder.
Oh, I know this song.
Toby Keith.
Kenny Chesney.
How Forever Feels.
Wow.

(01:03:34):
Sweet Curves, Kixrs again.
Nine to four.
I had to bow out.
What did it mean?
I had to bow out.
What did it mean?
It's like a tiebreaker for me.
How Forever Feels.
Wow.
I had to bow out on the last episode.
I had to redeem myself.
All good.
So just to say no shame to anyone, four to four to nine.

(01:03:59):
Hey Jim, we tied bro.
We tied.
Yes.
I didn't think I'd get any points on the board whatsoever.
Oh, you killed it.
We should have all the losers, all the second place come back on the same show.
Oh yeah, there you go.
And Curves has to sit in the back.
Yeah.
We are the first place losers.

(01:04:20):
A little tournament of champions thing or whatever.
Oh man.
Jim Hart, thank you so much for hanging out with us.
It was super fun.
On this beautiful Sunday.
All right.
So you got a song request you want to send us out with.
It's by a guy named Chris Knight.
Chris Knight.
This is a super morbid song, but I just love it.

(01:04:41):
It was one of the songs you hear it the first time and you're just like, where do I?
And you kept listening to it over and over.
The lyrics are amazing.
It's just one of those kind of story songs that it is outlaw, I think.
I think it's outlaw country.
I think you guys will like it.
I think Dirty from Confetti is going to be playing this and you can start.
He introduces, I guess when he does a show, he introduces his song by saying,
there's a song about a guy killed.

(01:05:03):
Let's check it out.
This is outlaw for sure.
Awesome.
We'll get that going.
Before we go, Vulcan Mountain Winery.
Vulcan Mountain Winery.
Tell us where we're at.
Where we can go.
What time?
We're two miles outside of Julian off of Wynola.
So if you come into Julian at the T intersection, when you come into town,
you just take a left and we're two miles outside of town.

(01:05:25):
I think we have great wine.
I'm a little biased since I'm, you know, I think I'll make it or make most of it.
Well, sounds like you've been doing it a little while.
Yeah, I've been doing a little while and we are members.
It's a beautiful place and we have great staff that makes everybody feel welcome.
And you know, and I hate to say this, the Julian merchants will hate me,
but there isn't really that much to do in Julian.
People go up there, they have lunch, they walk back and forth downtown,

(01:05:47):
and then they go, he drove all the way out to Julian.
What do we do now?
And then they find Vulcan and they...
Yeah, and then they meet Mel.
Yeah, and they meet Mel.
Yes.
Mel's awesome, by the way.
She is.
Mel is awesome.
I love that lady.
She's cool as shit.
Everybody loves...
People don't even know it's my winery.
Our winery.
My brother's my winery.
They think it's Mel's?

(01:06:08):
They think it's Mel's winery.
And yeah, so we have a wine...
We have wine compliarties and stuff and people show up and they're like,
who are you?
Hi, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming to my winery.
I thought Mel owned it.
But I can't say enough about Mel.
She's amazing.
She's kind of...
It's a perfect synergy.
Good wine, a beautiful place, and an awesome hostess that makes everybody feel welcome

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and loves everybody and everybody loves Mel.
Well, you got a perfect mix.
Everything's beautiful.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for coming by, man.
It was a lot of fun.
I appreciate it.
You going to come back again?
I'd love to.
I'd love to.
You want me?
Yeah, sure.
I bring wine, so you'll probably have me back.
I know.
That's why we're going to have you again.
You brought some amazing wine.
Definitely welcome back.

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Yeah, we're going to end up with three co-hosts and a sound engineer.
That's really what's going to happen.
Hey, thanks so much for letting me come on.
I was baiting Travis for a couple of weeks about this and I didn't think he'd really
do it, but here we are.
Oh, man, here we are, dude.
It was fun.
All right, Chris Knight, Down the River.
Here we go.
I was 18, my brother was 21.

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B 뚋 Nǐ Then if I changed up my life I wouldn't have let
my friends want aspire, I could be as talented as them too, but I got stuck in the forest
all of our own, just sitting around playing games all the time.

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I put the board in the water and I made the engine run
I loaded the ladder against the sinking sun
And my brother went to the beach
And he said, I'm gonna go to the beach

(01:08:15):
And he said, I'm gonna go to the beach
And my brother Walter was loaded his gun
And he went down the river

(01:08:43):
Damn pass the cold dogs
We were running our line
Hurts and grunts and boulders
Racing up behind
It was Wilson and his cousin
Had trouble on their mind

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They passed on by us
Probably going to pin their bikes
We headed up the river
With the fish we caught
But before we made the landing
I thought I heard a shot
Back down the river

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My brother Walter fell over the side
I couldn't find him
No matter how I tried
And I looked along the bank
I couldn't find where they had had

(01:10:15):
They drugged the river
They searched it up and down
Couldn't find his body
So they decided that he drowned
But I knew better
When Wilson bragged around town

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So one night I floated down
Right above Wilson's shack
I hid in the woods
Until I saw him walk out back
I put a bullet in his head
And dropped him in his tracks
So we went down the river

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Down below the trestle
Where the water runs slow
I chained him to an anvil
And then I let him go
And five years later
I ain't told the soul

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And I ain't done much fishing
I hardly wear the line
The death of my brother
Is still heavy on my mind
I've been thinking Wilson's cousin
Better find a place to hide
Cause I'm going down the river

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Yeah, I'm going down the river

(01:12:43):
I've been thinking Wilson's cousin
Better find a place to hide
Cause I'm going down the river
Down below the trestle
Where the water runs slow
I chained him to an anvil
And then I let him go

(01:13:05):
And five years later
I ain't told the soul

(01:13:41):
All right, we're back.

(01:14:04):
That was Jim Hart with us.
What a cool dude.
What a cool cat.
I know man.
I've been dreading this part.

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I've been both dreading it and it's kind of excited for it.
Are you guys ready for this?
Eric, you're a blank canvas.
I know it is crazy.
Well, I'm sad that I missed Jim, but here I am for the group punishment.
Yeah.
Welcome back, Cassie.
Yes, Cassie gets to come back for the second one.
Group punishment's welcome back.

(01:14:44):
Yeah, I get welcomed back for the punishment.
How does this go?
I always miss you for those first hours.
I know I got roped into getting one too and I won.
I don't know how that works.
We were mentioned having someone on for whiskey.
I think we've got somebody in mind, so maybe we'll have that.
Oh, we'll have to do that.
Yeah, we have to do that.
Yeah.
Somebody that does whiskey.
Somebody that makes whiskey.
We know a couple of whisky-meccas.

(01:15:05):
I know somebody that makes whiskey.
A couple of whisky-meccas.
I know some folks that make whiskey.
Speaking of whiskey.
Speaking of whiskey, cheers, y'all.
Gonna need this before the punishment.
Oh, yeah.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Whose fucking stupid idea was this?
Eric.
You know, I don't even know what episode.

(01:15:26):
This will be like, I think we're on episode nine or 10 or something like that.
Yeah, I lost track.
And for this whole entire time, Cassie and I, we just got to sat back and watch you guys
duke it out in the ring.
Now we're all participating.
Yeah.
And it was your idea that we participate.
Well, I have to say, I got to give it to Eric because once he found out they weren't temporary,

(01:15:48):
he didn't say no.
He was still all in.
This is not true.
Oh my God.
Where were we at when I told you that these are not temporary tattoos?
We were having some drinks at the barn, my friends.
Because he did not believe me.
And so I had to have backup.
He still refused to believe you because sweet curbs wouldn't lie to him.
No, he called me.
I wasn't there.

(01:16:09):
He called me or maybe I called him.
I don't know.
But he's I'm like, what are you doing?
He's like, I'm at the barn with Eric and Cassie.
We're trying to convince Eric.
These are not temporary because he said he wouldn't believe anybody but sweet curbs.
This is a real tattoo gun.
Thank you for having so much faith in me.
They are not temporary.
So that's the that's the guys.
Those vows, you know, that's the gun you got right there.
Can you hear that?

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Yeah, it's coming.
There's your there's you know what else it sounds like like a root canal.
Yeah, that's more like we could be doing dental work.
At least it doesn't smell like a dental office in here.
This I can guarantee you.
Oh, Jesus.
I mean, the drinking and the smoking and whatnot does not smell like the dentist.
All right.
A couple couple housekeeping things to take care of.

(01:16:51):
All right.
Yeah, we got to move some stuff around real quick.
We got to do a little rearranging.
And we should again acknowledge that none of this would be possible without outlaw barbecue.
Thank you.
Thank you, Dean.
Thank you, Dean.
Outlaw barbecue.
Nobody wants to party with salads.
We love our sponsor.
Yeah.
You know what?
For the rest of my life, Dean will walk up and go, I bought that.

(01:17:12):
You know what I mean?
I'd be like, let me see your tattoo.
And I go, I'll show it to him.
And he goes, I bought that.
Yeah, I'm going to have to thank him.
I mean, thanks, Dean.
He's going to be asking why we're not doing his logo.
Price goes up for that.
All right.
So here's what I propose.
We'll get a tattoo song going.
All right.
While the song's going, we need to do a little bit of rearranging in the studio.

(01:17:33):
I'll move a couple chairs around.
A little prep work.
A little prep work.
And then, yeah, let's see.
And you tattoo Travis.
I think that's the first shot, isn't it?
Yes.
And we will have pictures up on our Facebook page that should have gone on the air right
about now ish.

(01:17:54):
OK.
Or shortly right after the show ends that will also show what's been happening.
All right.
Yeah.
Maybe a couple of reels.
Yeah.
Got to let the friends know what's going on.
Yeah.
They're going to hit us.
About to get real, folks.
This was a really dumb idea.
God, I know, dude.
Yes.
We did bring our social media guru, Christina, in to assist us.

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Yes.
Thank you, Christina.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She handles all of her social media stuff.
Yeah, it's Ramona Roots.
So if you need social media expert, she's your girl.
Yes.
Yes.
Photography.
Thank you, Ramona Roots.
Reels.
Love you.
Appreciate you.
All right.
Let's go.
Should we Rochambeau on who goes first?

(01:18:35):
Oh, yeah.
All right.
How are we going to do that?
I figure you lost, Travis.
Oh, that's true.
You're the one that-
So I go first?
Sure.
You want me to go first?
Yeah, I'll do you first.
All right.
Yeah, you're a seasoned professional.
You're lucky.
You've been inked a lot.
She's only one finger into the whiskey.
Yeah.
That's why I have to do it now.
Oh, my God.
Oh, great.
Well, trust me, you don't want to be doing anything unless I've had at least-

(01:18:58):
So-
Especially when it comes to drawing fine lines.
Great.
So the new guy gets the drunk Kirby.
All right.
Before we set up, where am I tattooing you, babe?
Oh, where on my body?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm thinking maybe my- probably right here.
All right.
On your right shoulder there?
Right shoulder.
Right upper arm.
Yeah.

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Sounds good.
Right shoulder.
All right, Cassie, where are you going to get yours?
It'll be an ankle space.
An ankle.
It'll be an ankle space.
Same.
Same.
Eric?
Probably my back shoulder blade.
Back shoulder.
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
Okay.
That's better than you won't see it when you look in the mirror.
My tongue.
I want you to tattoo my tongue.
Your tongue.
Yeah.
You know I have a tattoo on my lip, right?
Yeah.
Well, I've heard you do.

(01:19:39):
Yeah.
I got that when I was 18.
Oh, yeah.
When you were making smart decisions in your life.
Oh, can I get mine on the inside of my lip?
Sure.
Will the stencil fit there?
No, that won't fit in there.
That's pretty handy.
You just freehand it.
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
All right.

(01:20:00):
All right.
Let's move some stuff around.
Let's get this going.
Let's get this going.
There's two black marks on that county road

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Where we drag raced our pickups and mustangs
And weathered all the sun and rain
And to this day up on that old pass
Even underneath the new paint
You can still see, Allie, will you marry me?
Take a ride in the morale

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And there ain't no doubt
It's your left that's marked on us
We sure left our mark on it
Let the world know we were here
With everything we did
We laid a lot of memories down
Like tattoos on this town

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There's still a road burn on that old branch
That hangs over the river
I still got the scar
Swinging out a little too far
There ain't a corner of this hattled ground
That we ain't left after cried on
It's where we loved, lived and learned

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Real wild stuff
It's everything we made of
We let the world know we were here

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Everywhere there we are
It hits me right in my heart

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We let the world know we were here

(01:22:51):

(01:23:15):
It was summer after my senior year

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We spent the whole week out on that pier
She said, boy, I think I'll love you
She said, I'll love you too
We ended up drunk at some old ink shop
She said, get my name
I said, hell, why not
She didn't have to work too hard to talk me into

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Mmm, a tattoo on the sunburn
Every time that song on the breeze blows in
I'm left laying right there
In a kickback jet black leather seat
The hum and the buzz and the sting

(01:24:22):
Of that needle faded away
But I guess some people never do
Losing you's the only thing worse
Than a tattoo on the sunburn
I held her on her hotel balcony

(01:24:43):
I remember wishing she would come back with me
Guess a boy can dream
But we both knew it wouldn't work
When I came to, she was already gone
Hammered down due west to Arkansas
And I laughed through the pain
And swore it didn't hurt

(01:25:07):
Mmm, a tattoo on the sunburn
I find myself laying right there

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...

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It's covered up with some new ink now
The rest of the world ain't got a clue about
The name of a girl that I ain't seen since that day
I don't think about her all the time
When they're stacking the chairs right before the tide
I can still hear her voice come crashing down with the wind

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I find myself laying right there

(01:26:44):
A tattoo on the sunburn
...
...
...

(01:27:22):
I could spray paint a love you on
That bridge around the sky
And I could swear when you say it to me
There's a good chance I could fly
And I might, it seems like, yeah
If it's gonna be any night, might as well be tonight
There's this thing that you do
You don't know that it does something to me, yeah
It's in the way that you sway

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That you talk, that you touch
That you kiss, that you breathe
That I need, you look at me, girl
You're shaking things up like you wouldn't believe
Crashing my comfort zones, head me free
It's a who-to-thought-never-dream kind of thing
Your name, your name
Sounds so good next to mine
Just saying
I think, I think

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I'm gonna put it in all my rhymes, baby
Cause with you, I'm gonna do
Quite a few things that I never thought I would do
Your name
Will be a good tattoo
Yeah
Ooh

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I'm getting all my skin, tie me up
Make it last against the time
Cause this is more than a picture
That fades off a first date Friday night
It's unerasable, un-must-take-able
Hey, everybody wants to know
Now I think I know
I'll wear it on my sleeve
I gotta let it show
Making it permanent
Cause I never wanna let you go

(01:28:48):
Just saying
I think, I think
I'm gonna put it in all my rhymes, baby
Your name

(01:29:09):
Ooh
Yeah
Ooh
All my life all I got is this one heart to give
All my life all this time I've been searching for this
Oh, and it looks like I found it

(01:29:30):
Yeah, I found it, found it, found it
Ooh
And I think, I think
I'm gonna put it in all my rhymes, yeah

(01:29:51):
Your name
Ooh
Ooh
Only you, baby
Only you, no
Only you, no

(01:30:13):
Only you
All right, holy crap, sweet curbs
I think you're more nervous than I am
It's true, I probably might be
Oh my god
You're gonna do great
All right, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, this is it
We're doing the tattoos right now
All right, so Travis, your first thought, right?
My first thought is, I hope this is a...

(01:30:35):
Kirby, how long have you been a professional tattoo artist?
First day
What time is it?
We've got everything, everything's sanitized, she's gloved up
I'm gloved, we got all the things we need
Travis' stencils
All right, I think we're good
And we're ready to rock
All right, here we go
Do it live
Now, if Travis starts crying, don't worry, I will have tissues here for him

(01:30:56):
Although he did leave his shades on, so
Might have to walk you through the tears and the pain
Oh, the gum's gone
She's on her way
Will you rip one of those off? Oh, you got it
Gonna do the play-by-play
Yeah, I think we need a little background music here
We'll do a little background music as we kind of do this here
Because I can't believe this is actually happening

(01:31:20):
And the tattooing has begun
Line work
The line work is working
The line work has begun
Oh, God, what are we doing?
There we go, we got some little background music
Yeah, all right, so Kirby's now working on
So we're doing the Ramona radio logo
And if you haven't seen it, it's two Rs back to back

(01:31:41):
And it's got a little circle that goes around it, kind of like a cattle brand
What are you doing in the circle now?
And she's now working on the bottom of the circle there
Boy, I don't know if we're gonna have enough time to get all of us in
This is intricate stuff
Well, I mean, I'm trying to do a semi-professional job

(01:32:02):
Yeah, of course, don't rush it
We run out of time, we'll just show everybody the results
It'll all happen
It's okay to scream into the mic, Travis
He's gritting his teeth
I think I'm gonna get him a stick and a bottle of whiskey
Isn't that what they used to do?
I got whiskey, I got the whiskey
It's not even that deep because I'm not a professional
You're doing a beautiful job

(01:32:26):
But if we do run out of time, I promise
We're all gonna get our tattoos
And you can come up and ask us to see our tattoos anytime you want
You know, Cassie, the issue is, what do we do to beat this next time?
Right, how do we one-up this?
Hmm
We're gonna have to put on our thinking caps
Yeah, we should save this for like an anniversary episode or something
I don't think there's anything that's gonna beat this

(01:32:49):
I don't know, my husband's pretty creative
And sometimes he surprises us at the last minute
As in the case of the group tattoo
Yeah, maybe I do Cassie's, I'll do Cassie's tattoo
Yeah?
No
No
You're doing great, Curbs

(01:33:12):
I am
So everybody who's not here, yes, there's a little nerve-wracked about it
But she's a professional now
We are well on our way
15 minutes of experience
Yep, there we go
Good
And you know what?
This is how we do it on Ramona Radio
I can see you getting better every 60 seconds
At La Country Show
Yeah, by the time we get to the double Rs, it'll look really good

(01:33:34):
So if we have experts in any other field that have 15 minutes of experience, we are glad to have you on
Oh my God
Are you almost done?
No
Not even close, huh?
Nope, I don't even have the circle done yet
Remember when I was talking about quarter sized?
That's what I said, like a half dollar
Yeah, Mr. Coaster over here
Oh, shoot

(01:33:56):
This is about a half size of a coaster
Yeah
It's like I can't even take responsibility for the size of the logo either
The one who's currently undergoing the torture
Now Travis, I'd love to hear at what point did you and Kirby decide it would be fun to order a tattoo gun?
Well, we were drinking a lot

(01:34:17):
Well, yeah, that's usually how it starts
She went online and she's looking at them, she's like, these are only $41
I was like, get out of here
Sure enough
She talked about it like a couple weeks ago and I was like, did you ever order that?
She's like, no, I was just kidding. I was like, oh
She's like, wait, should I order it?
I was like, go for it
Thank you

(01:34:40):
Gotta hack my friends' app
Now, you've already shown us that you and Kirby have been playing with us for a while
You guys did tic-tac-toe on each other and
Yeah
You've been writing each other's name all over your bodies
All the secret places
All the sweeters
And all day long
Fingers
God almighty

(01:35:04):
Actually, this isn't too bad
I've had ones that hurt a lot more than this one
Just like a little bad sunburn, a little scratch
I'm bringing my kitty cat out, she can finish it up
Just dip her paw in some ink and call her kitty name
There it goes, Curb, we gotta laugh out of her

(01:35:27):
She's been very intently concentrating
She's been very focused
Kirby's holding that thing like a baseball bat
So ladies and gentlemen, this is why you will have photographs and reels and other social media to help you through this
This segment

(01:35:49):
Oh, God almighty
Starting to sting a little bit?
A little bit, a little bit
Hey, you know, in the meantime, how fun was Thea's VIP show last week?
Dude, that was rad
Wasn't that fun?
That was cool
At San Diego?
Yeah, well she
Sunshine Distillery?
Yeah, well she had her own whiskey get revealed
Yeah
So it was the first time the whiskey made it to the public

(01:36:12):
Yeah
We had the debut of her new song
We had Outlaw BBQ
And Outlaw BBQ, of course
Right
And Outlaw BBQ, did what?
Nobody wants to party with salads
You gotta have the meat
Nobody wants to party with salads
I don't quite do it just the way they do TBR, so yeah
And now we've got her Ramona Home kickoff for her tour coming up here

(01:36:36):
Well, she's going on a whole tour all the way up the West Coast
Yeah
So if you check out them, you can go to Thea's website and she's got her tour schedule on her
Yeah
There you go
Okay
I'm impressed, Kerbs
You got your RR brother?
I can't really
Wait, is that an RR?
Is that an RL?
Yeah
Oh shit, that's right

(01:36:57):
It's RR not LR
I know, sorry
Are we now Lancaster Radio?
No
Lancaster
I mean
I feel like if you knew our logo you would know what it is, otherwise
Yeah
Okay, cool
I am impressed
Well, one down, three to go
I actually dig it, Sweet Kerbs is speaking
Yeah, she did a really good job
You guys are very kind, I'm sorry you have to live with that for the rest of your life because it's not temporary

(01:37:20):
No, that's permanent, but I'm cool with it
That's okay, Eric's is temporary, right?
The rest of us get to live with it forever
Yeah, I'll make sure Eric's is temporary
All right, who's next? Me
Yeah, you've got the temporary ink for me
Do you want me to do you next?
No, Cassie's next
Oh, Cassie's next, okay
Yes, you're all suited up
I'm gonna take this
No sense making you undo and then redo
Oh wait
No, he's tattooing now
She's passing the baton

(01:37:41):
Oh, Travis is taking over?
I'm gonna tattoo Cassie
I want someone to have a nice one
She's passing the baton
All right, so Travis is gonna take over on the tattooing here
All right, we're gonna go into some music here
We're gonna do a little chair shuffle here
Let Travis switch seats with Kirby
And Cassie will be up next

(01:38:17):
I've got bruises on my memory
I've got tear stains on my hands
In the mirror there's a vision

(01:38:42):
I'm a thousand miles from nowhere
And there's no place I wanna be
Time don't matter to me

(01:39:06):
And there's no place I wanna be

(01:39:48):

(01:40:26):
All right, we're doing a little check-in here
So we've got our seats rearranged
Next, a victim is on the...
I mean, customer is on the chair

(01:40:47):
Travis broke out as readers, so we know it's gonna be good
So Cassie's getting hers done
Travis is now running the gun
Kirby insisted that her reward was just punishing Travis, so...
He's gonna tattoo the rest of us
So how were you when you got your first tattoo, Kirby?

(01:41:08):
So I had always wanted tattoos, but my parents told me I had to be 18
So literally the week I turned 18, my dad took me to get my first tattoo
And what was it?
The four-leaf clover on my foot
Oh, there you go
You know what? I'm impressed that you waited
I think I made him...
Well, here's why I waited

(01:41:29):
Still, as a full-grown adult, when I came home with my nose pierced,
my dad fully came at my face with a pair of pliers
So I would have been in grave danger and trouble
I'm surprised he didn't come at you with a fishing hook
Right?
Yeah, I mean, you want a piercing?
Here, I'll give you a piercing, right?
But what's funny now is my mom and dad both have tattoos

(01:41:51):
That's wild
Yep
Yeah
Well, I think I told the story about, well, he's my oldest
Getting one when he was 17
And getting him to graduate was easy after that
I didn't threaten him, I threatened to sue whoever did that to him
Oh, there you go
Yes
So that's the other thing
And it was no small tattoo
This thing was half his...

(01:42:12):
Did it look good, though?
Yeah, it's really good
Because that was the thing, also, the fear of obviously being under 18
You can't go into a shop
So you have to trust someone in a garage or in a basement or in a bedroom
I think he had a friend who had a friend in a shop and they probably lied
And that's why my threat worked
I was always afraid they would turn out super janky
Yeah
Now look at me

(01:42:33):
He was too worried about getting some friend in trouble
But yeah, he got his shit together real quick
Right
Now how old were you, Cassie, when you got your first tattoo?
23
23, and what was it?
She is a fairy
With butterfly wings
That smudgy thing on your shoulder?
The smudgy thing on my shoulder that I haven't had touched up
And yeah, if you run into me, you can come and ask me about my barfing fairy

(01:42:58):
Because over the years, it has now blended into something that my friends...
That's funny
...see a barfing fairy
But you know what? That's part of the fun of tattoos
Like, who cares? It's a story, it's a place and time in your life
She needs to be touched up, for sure
You know, I've got a couple of janky tattoos, one really good one
So I'm really good with this homemade tattoo stuff

(01:43:19):
Because really, I've got, what?
One, two, three already and only one of them is any decent anymore
Right, right, right
So this is going to be pretty fantastic comparatively, honestly
This does not look like a barfing fairy
So I'm impressed
You're going to be able to tell what it is
Huh?
So you'll be able to tell what it is
Yeah, kind of impressed, actually, in seeing how this is coming along

(01:43:41):
And I'm not even biting a stick, so that's probably the whiskey talk
What do you think of the odds of getting...
So we have Christine here from Ramona Roots doing all of our picture shots and stuff
Is she up next?
I think so
What do you think the odds are of us getting her in the chair?
Well, let's ask her, here
She can't hear because she doesn't have a headset
But I'm going to put the mic up and she's going to answer the question
Can I talk now? Can I talk now?

(01:44:02):
I don't know, the odds are looking pretty good, but permanent?
I've learned I have to be very clear with you on what's happening
Yes
Permanent
I love you so much right now
Like the fact that you understand this about my husband in this very short time
I'm so impressed with you
Yeah, Christine is going to go home with a tattoo as well

(01:44:23):
Yeah, it's almost like she's your wife, she understands though
Like you have to be very clear
Or you might end up with a tattoo the size of a coaster
All right, well let's get back into the music here for a minute
And then we'll come back with a little status check
See how things are going
That sounds good, you know what's coming up?

(01:44:44):
Fourth of July
I love Fourth of July
Speaking of Fourth of July, I have a firework tattoo
Because my grandpa's birthday was Fourth of July
Your grandpa was born on the Fourth of July?
Sure was
They made a movie after that?
Yep
That's so cool
If Eric had a choice of a day to be born, that would have been it
Oh yeah, that's my holiday
Yeah
Yeah, I think it's the coolest holiday

(01:45:06):
It's a great holiday
I knew a guy once that was born on the Fourth of July and was there on D-Day
Oh wow
Storm the beaches of Normandy on D-Day
That's pretty cool
He was born on the Fourth of July, he was pretty cool
And obviously he made it back if you knew him, so that's awesome
Yeah, I don't know whatever happened to him, he was like 80 something when I knew him
I don't know if he's still around or not
Well sir, thank you for your service

(01:45:27):
Yeah, ain't that the truth
If you're out there, thank you for your service
All right, let's get back to the song here
And we'll come back and do a stats check here in just a few minutes

(01:46:02):
I can tell when you're lying
Just look at all those pretty little paws as you do
Oh I feel myself smiling
Soon as that voice kicks up in activity too
Oh it's really getting good now baby do you wanna bet

(01:46:23):
Am I telling you the truth or am I lying
I should have known it the first time you came rolling in a little too late
Looking like my old high school husband can't believe I made that mistake

(01:46:45):
You read the what, when, where, the why oh baby who
Now are you gonna sit there and lie or tell me the truth

(01:47:06):

(01:47:50):
Oh it doesn't take a genius or any machine
I got to know my heart is telling the truth
And that baby is there I guess we're through
Cause I can tell when you're lying

(01:48:12):

(01:48:36):

(01:49:07):
Alright we're back. Guess what y'all? I got a tattoo.
Sorry.
It's not great.
Sweet Curbs, I gotta be honest with you.
I'm pretty impressed with your tattoo abilities.
That's real sweet. Folks, when you see them ask them to see it.
You will not be impressed.
I'm impressed.
It does kind of look like I was in prison for a couple years but...

(01:49:29):
It's cell block B and we paid someone to try to distract the guard.
She used a pretty light hand on that.
Yeah, it's actually not too bad. I think it's probably gonna fade pretty soon.
Hopefully. No.
That just means we gotta do it again.
We'll do it again. We'll touch it up but this time it's with a single needle.
Just one single needle.
Do you wanna do stick and poke?

(01:49:50):
Stick and poke.
Yeah.
We're gonna find one of our island friends to come in and...
What's that called? Malakahori?
Oh yeah.
That's literally stick and poke where they tap it with like a thing.
Yeah, a little bamboo stick and all that stuff. It's pretty wild.
That's like a tribal thing. Traditional Hawaiian or Samoan thing.
It's pretty cool.
Pretty wild. Cassie, how do you think? What do you think about yours?

(01:50:12):
I'm loving it. Good job.
See, I did Cassie's so it's...
Yeah.
Looks pretty good.
After I saw Travis's I decided it wasn't best for me to continue.
Kirby, there's no stopping him now.
You know what? He's pretty good. I mean he's a very good artist as far as drawing and sketching.
I mean you can hone it in and definitely be good at it.

(01:50:35):
Yeah, a little practice. Good thing I got a girlfriend that will let me take care of it.
It's going to be the sweet perbs and TBR tattoo shop pretty soon here.
We're going to come back in a couple weeks and Kirby's just been your canvas for like a month.
If you see me with anything on my face, I need your help and I need you to advocate for me please.

(01:50:59):
You're going to need some code words or something.
Wait until all the guests find out that they get tattooed as part of their appearance on the show.
Have you guys come up with a safe word yet?
A safe word?
Yeah, you guys come up with a safe word?
Oh man, I think that's not a bad idea.
Mamaterk. That's the safe word.
Mamaterk.
Mamaterk.
I'm telling you, after watching his face while you were tattooing him, he might use the safe word first.

(01:51:23):
Yeah.
Well, we were at home the other night and we redid something we'd already done.
And I must have found my groove because I literally did two lines on him and he said, okay, I don't want to do this anymore.
I'm like, no, I don't want to finish this. I don't want to do it anymore.
I'm like, you have to.
He was clenching his jaw and I got mine done and I'm drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes over here.

(01:51:45):
I know, but yours was done by more of a professional.
You've also given results to a child.
Is that what it is?
The man who's been dreaming of being a tattoo artist longer.
That's really what it was.
I know.
Kirk's is going to have to tattoo me.
I've always liked drawing and sketching stuff. I've never thought about doing it on a...
It's funny practice. I'm not quite confident yet.
I mean, for tattoos, for God's sakes, I mean, when you can buy a tattoo gun for $40.

(01:52:10):
Well, and here's the difference.
Tattooing at your house, there's no pressure.
Like we're tattooing each other. It's stupid, but it's fun.
Yeah.
To tattoo your friends.
And then we had someone in the studio documenting it.
We did.
It's a whole different level of like, oh God, you're handshaking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She felt the pressure.
I feel like I needed a couple more shots of whiskey and it probably would have been a little bit smoother lines.

(01:52:35):
Yeah.
Well, I'm sorry you felt so much pressure, but honestly, I thought it was great.
Cool.
I thought it was great.
Yeah.
We are. We're just, you know, hanging out.
I'm totally cool with it.
It's just, every time I look at it, it just reminds me of us hanging out in the studio, having a good time.
So Eric and I have yet to been tattooed. Are you nervous, Eric?
Who's going to do it? Are you going to let me do it or are you going to have to speak up?

(01:52:58):
It's not temporary, honey.
Oh, you're definitely going to do it.
Yeah, I guess we'll also do it. No, not really.
This is his last reminder that it's not temporary.
Yeah. No, not really.
Eric's a blank canvas, too, guys.
I know. Eric's never had a tattoo. I can't believe you're going to let me do a tattoo on you, bro.
His very first tattoo.
He's never had a tattoo ever.
It can only get better from here, Eric.
There have been a lot of drinking nights, and some, many with Cassie, where I said, okay, let's go get a tattoo right now.

(01:53:24):
Yeah.
And even in those moments, she'd be like, what do you want to get? And I go, I don't know. Never mind. Let's just go back to the bar.
You were in the military, right?
Yeah.
That's a big thing. I know so many people in the military and they have a drunk story.
Like, we all went out and drank and got tattoos. That never came up for you?
Oh, a lot.
And then you just said, I don't know what I want?
It just never happened. Yeah, I mean, I think half of my, I mean, I only served in one unit, and I think more than half of the people in my unit.

(01:53:49):
At one point, everybody went to the tattoo, and I was a security police in the Air Force, so everybody got the skull with the blue beret on it, right?
That was like...
Your unit. Is that the symbol?
More than half of my unit. Well, the blue beret is what we wear.
Oh, yeah.
And everybody likes to put it on a skull on a tattoo. And then there's different variations with American flags and US Air Force and whatever.
Oh, I've been to lots of tattoo parties.

(01:54:12):
Sounds like you got a sketch to work on, Trav.
I was going to say, let me practice a little bit, bro, and I got you. I got you, man.
We'll catch you up several years later.
You're going to get my Ramona radio with the Air Force wings and...
And a blue beret.
And a blue beret.
And a blue beret.
A flying Ramona radio logo. I love it.
Oh, we can just keep adding on.
I could do that.
Yeah. Build on that.
It's a little bit of a bummer we're running out of time.

(01:54:33):
I know. I wish we could finish these, but...
It'd be fun to finish them on the radio, but when we get off the radio, we'll finish them up, and then we'll talk more about it on the next show.
And of course, all the pictures are up on Facebook.
Yeah.
So you'll be able to see...
Heck yeah.
...what we did, what we done did, what we've done did to ourselves.
How much time we got left? We got enough time for a song?
We got maybe about five minutes.

(01:54:54):
Let's do a couple songs.
What song do you want?
Let's do a couple songs.
Ah, let's do... You know what? Fourth of July, let's do...
Yeah, Fourth of July week.
Fourth of July is coming up?
Yeah.
Well, yeah. Miracle.
All right.
That's like the finale song of all the fireworks shows.
Right?
Even if you don't like country music, that's the song.
That's true.
That is very true.
I shouldn't say don't like, don't listen to.
Yeah.

(01:55:15):
All right. Let's get a little God bless the USA.
We'll come back and we'll say our goodnights.
All right.
And that'll be that.
Here's to America.
Obviously, no name that tune today.
No.
We ran out of time.
I don't think we have time for that, but we will do it on the next episode.
We're all going to have to recover.
We're getting a bye week since we had a hard penalty.
This is a big penalty.
Yeah.
This was kind of a big deal.
That's pretty funny.
All right.
Here you go.
There we go.

(01:55:36):
Lee Greenwood.
If tomorrow all the things were gone, I'd work for all my life.
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife.

(01:56:05):
Yes.
Happy family.
Med 있게.

(01:56:31):
You should all state that you are feeling lonely.
And I gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA

(01:56:53):
From the lakes of Minnesota
To the hills of Tennessee
Across the plains of Texas
From sea to shining sea
From Detroit down to Houston

(01:57:14):
And New York to LA
Well there's pride in every American heart
And it's time we stand and say
That I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free

(01:57:36):
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me
God bless the USA

(01:58:00):
And I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the men who died
Who gave that right to me

(01:58:22):
God bless the USA
USA

(01:59:08):
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

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USA
USA

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