February 12, 2025 • 63 mins
Ever wondered how a chance encounter with a rock legend might feel? Join us on a nostalgic ride as we share personal tales of our Led Zeppelin fandom, including the thrill of meeting icons like Robert Plant. These stories are woven with humorous anecdotes about reckless youthful decisions, the wisdom gained from them, and the serendipitous links between music and life milestones. We laugh, we reminisce, and we indulge in the joy of connecting with listeners who love music as much as we do.
Switching gears, we recount a fascinating golf course conversation that defies stereotypes and brings unexpected connections. This leads into our analysis of Super Bowl 59, where the Eagles' defense stole the show against the Chiefs. We speculate on NFL narratives and what might have been with different matchups.
We pose questions and answer them too, including the challenging question, Can Kline be replaced by poo?
Celebrating a major milestone of our 50th episode, we express heartfelt thanks to our listeners and muse about reaching the big 100. Our usual humor and anticipation shine through as we look forward to the exciting adventures yet to come in our podcast journey.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome to the Tuttle and Klein Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
If I say to you tomorrow take my hand, child,
come with me.
Oh wow, it's to a castle, Iwill take you.
Well, what's to be?
They say, would never be.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So we'd see a spent sail away.
Leave the day away up high inthe sky.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Little Zeppelin right there.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's a lot of Zeppelin and that sounded really
good.
I think you could go on tourwith the remaining members.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
He said members and I would never.
I wouldn't even be in the sameroom with those guys.
I would, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you would.
They're just people bro.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No man, that would freak me out.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, that would freak me out.
Yeah, I told you the storyabout how I was down.
I was in New Orleans, in theFrench Quarter, a few years ago
with my ex and there was wordaround that Robert Plant was, uh
, you know, in the Frenchquarter too.
Okay, and I, you know, I'm, I'mwalking around looking for him.
But I thought about it later.
(01:15):
I'm like I don't even know whatI fucking do.
If I saw him, I don't even knowwhat I do.
Really, I, I wouldn't, I would,I would probably just leave him
alone as a favor to him.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, you, you would.
You could say hi to him forsure.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I would just be like man, you guys provided the uh
soundtrack of my life.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, just do what, uh, do what I did with Billy
Gibbons at the IAH.
I saw him walking towards me.
He looked at me, I looked athim, he knew it.
Iah, I saw him walking towardsme.
He looked at me, I looked athim, he knew it.
I'm like thanks for all theentertainment.
What'd he say?
Just kept walking.
He said you're welcome, that'sit.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He said you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, and we both just kept walking in the
opposite direction.
I love it.
Yeah, that's all you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Damn, that's cool, see.
I would be afraid that RobertPlant would like piss off.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He'd say piss off.
What's wrong with that?
That would be awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I told you about in 87,when you know they were doing
the Now and Zen tour at DeerCreek and I threw my Houses of
the Holy t-shirt up on the stage.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I was just getting ready to say you should just
walk by him and go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I houses of the holy t-shirt up on the stage.
I was just getting ready to sayyou should just walk by him and
go.
I remember those days.
I remember those days, one ofthe greatest, but what?
Like a freeze frame moment inmy life.
It just stuck right there, Imean and the calf, I'll admit,
you know, I'm 18 years old, I'mdrunk and high as shit and and
trouble memory, you know, withmemory during that era.
But I remember that moment.
I remember the taste in mymouth, the colors, the light,
(02:53):
who was standing next to me, whowas standing in front of me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I remember it like If you're, if you're new to the
Tunnel and Klein show, whatwe're talking about is is Tim's
all time favorite band.
You know like let me put it toyou this way you know the love
you have for your first child.
Well, that's the love Tim hasfor Led Zeppelin, because, Led.
Zeppelin was his first find.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, well, you know, Led Zeppelin was born in
September of 68, same as me.
Boom, you know, they cametogether had their first uh
session, september of 68.
That's awesome there you go.
I mean, it was written in thestars, you know?
Yes, it was.
Um, I'm sorry, kev, we'rediverting like crazy right here
(03:35):
just because I come, I come andhum a tune.
Uh, coming on to this wonderfulpodcast, by the way, thank you
gotten a bunch of feedback inthe past week.
Have people stopping me justgoing?
That is a runaway freight trainpodcast.
We love it.
We absolutely love it.
And the first thing I ask allthe time is do you download it
or do you just press play?
(03:56):
Well, we just press play.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, not helping us.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, please do us a favor.
It's how they keep score, andPlease do us a favor.
It's how they keep score and itopens up opportunities for us.
If you're listening to thisright now, just real quick on
your platform, download theepisode.
It doesn't take up room on yourphone or jam it or clog it or
(04:19):
anything like that.
Just download the episode and,while you're there, give us a
rating.
That'd be great too and uh,we'd appreciate it.
But yeah, I, uh, yeah, it's uhpeople like uh what we're doing.
So I, I, I enjoy the feedback.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The quotes you've been putting up on the Instagram
uh posts.
Those are great quotes I loveto.
I love reading those.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, go to the Tuttle and Klein uh Instagram.
Um, I do a daily you know storyclip, something from the
podcast, and you know I getquotes.
I get people texting me and Iwhat I say, what they, what they
email or what they message theshow.
I mean all kinds of different.
Because I always ask, and thefirst, the first thing I'll ask
(05:01):
is is do you pull a press playor download?
Then I'll be like the firstthing I'll ask is do you press
play or download?
Then I'll be like hey, man,what do you think?
Of it yeah.
And a lot of people I guessdon't know that I'm.
You know you're going to use it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But they'll figure it out when I go.
Well, what's?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
your first name and last name.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There you go and they're like dude.
I just saw you for two secondswalking out of church, man.
I didn't know I was going to beaccosted like this.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Hey, you know, we're always in show prep mode.
Yep, always doing our thing,it's just automatic, but you
brought up a couple of differentthings that I'm staring at our
battle plan in my notes that wecould just jump right into.
If you don't mind, go ahead,okay.
Well, where do you want tostart?
You mentioned New Orleans.
The Super Bowl took place inNew Orleans.
(05:49):
I've got a be honest and a topthree.
Based on that, let's go.
Oh, you want to go on that?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, let's go.
So New Orleans.
Here's my be honest for you, behonest.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Be honest.
You talked about seeing RobertPlant, maybe on Bourbon Street,
because you have an affinity forthe ladies.
I want to throw this to youTimmy, be honest.
You're walking down BourbonStreet.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You see a woman you find attractive, you know
nothing about her.
You invite her back to yourhotel.
Um, it takes more than that now.
Okay, now, now, if you, if youget me, uh, you know, if you ask
me in, you know early 20s, yeah, I'd be like fuck.
(06:42):
Yeah, how hot is she?
Okay, all right, but now I, Idon't think I'm there, you know,
I, I think I think there needsto be a little bit of a you know
, um, unless it's like jessicaalbert or something like that
okay, but yeah, you, you knowher, though, because she's a
celebrity yeah, oh, yeah, yeahwell just talking about
(07:02):
josephine schmoe, off the top ofthe, off the bottom of the
street I don't think so because,um, I wouldn't feel comfortable
, you know I wouldn't be able toturn my back on them.
You just never know that's whereI was going yeah, you know,
robbery or kill, just killingyou, or something like that.
You know I, you know there'sall kinds of whacked out shit
out there well, you know why I'mbringing this up, don't you?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
know there's all kinds of whacked out shit out
there.
Well, you know why I'm bringingthis up, don't you?
No, the last thing, the lastthing I want to do is you know,
have some hot chick laying on mylaying on my hotel floor and I
snapped her fucking neck becauseshe tried to stab me or
something.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I see, all right, well, uh, kansas city Telemundo
reporter Aiden Manzano is dead.
Uh, because, because he met agirl on Bourbon Street and took
her back to his hotel and sheended up being a con artist and
a murderer, no shit.
So the authorities believe thatshe drugged him, killed him and
(07:54):
then took his phone and hiscredit cards and she used the
credit cards the very next day.
So that's kind of how theyfound her.
But yeah, he's dead at the ageof 39.
His wife two months ago died ina car crash.
So yeah, wow.
But yeah, apparently just mether on the street and they went
back and she's like she's acareer criminal.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I couldn't, yeah, I wouldn't See.
That's the thing is I?
I watch a lot of true crime.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I know, so do we.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And because of that, I, I mean, I, yeah, I, I have
there has to be some kind ofpre-screening, vetting,
conversational thing.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That happens, uh, you know, over days or so maybe
even over a couple hour coffee,you get a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
after a couple hour coffee, you get a pretty good
idea after a couple hours, if Isit down and have a coffee with
you and it's one on one where Ican look you in the eye.
Another thing is looking you inthe eyes, I can tell if
somebody's home or not bylooking them in the eyes.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's on the timing 20-something Timmy?
Yeah, probably so.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And I think of that, Kevin the positions that I put
myself in again, with myhigh-velocity adrenaline
activities, combined with theposition that I put myself in on
numerous occasions, I amshocked that I made it to 25
years old.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Well, I have a file on my computer that says I
should have died and all thedifferent stupid stuff that we
used to do growing up.
That we're lucky we're likeKeith Richards man.
We're lucky to be alive still.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh it's, it's, it's staggering, it's staggering and
it just makes me sick to mystomach because I have kids,
yeah, and I have a good idea ofwho they are.
They're really good kids,well-behaved, they have
parameters.
I've got to give their momscredit.
Erica and Kathy are phenomenalmothers, so they put guardrails
(10:05):
up life guardrails up on themreally well.
But you never 100% know.
You never 100% know whatthey're doing.
I mean, you know, I know thatyou know the ones over 21,.
You know Audrey and Joe.
I know they party a little bit.
Nothing excessive.
You know nothing like I did.
Nothing excessive, nothing likeI did, thank God.
(10:28):
I mean Kev.
There's no acid, no mushrooms,no weed.
There's none of that going on.
So I think I don't know ifthere is.
I mean I have no grounds to sayanything.
I really don't, because I didit myself.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, but like you said, man, your, your kids are
so, uh, they're so stable, dude,you know they're, they're, like
you said, great kids, all fourvery well behaved.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, and again, I um um, their, their moms, all the
heavy lifting, all the credit inthe world goes they did, did,
they did.
All heavy lifting.
You know I was very good, justlike with the radio show Kev,
I'm macro, dad, I'm macro.
You know I'm great atguidelines and I'm great at the
(11:18):
fireside chat pulling you out ofthe doldrums.
You know I'm great at that.
And you know, when I did spendtime, get a chance and I still
do get a chance to spend time,we have a lot of fun, oh sure,
and stuff.
But you know I'm more hit andrun.
Erica and Kathy, they do theheavy lifting and they do a
(11:43):
fantastic job.
Regardless of what happenedmaterialized between us
individually, personally, I willalways love, adore and be
appreciative of both of thosewomen for how they have taken
care of my children.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know you were talking about.
You know, I do know I don'tknow.
You know about your kids andstuff.
Well, trish did somethinginteresting yesterday and it is
astonishing how much AI knowsabout us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Tim, this is scary shit man.
Oh yeah, I'm very intrigued bythis.
What did she do?
She did like a mean tweetsthing with AI.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I asked ChatGPT to make up mean tweets about Tuttle
and Klein using everything AIknows about the two of you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
See how far, how far does AI know us?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Wait until you hear I just saved four of them.
Okay, she came up with like 12of them and I just cut it down
to the top four.
How brutal are they?
Oh my God, dude, I don't.
I guess they listen.
Ai listens to the show.
Here you go.
Uh Klein, trying to rein inTuttle's political rants and
conspiracy theories is liketrying to stop a train wreck
(12:55):
with a paper towel.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But this is AI generated, so they listen to our
podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I have no idea.
Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And let me just say this to the AI robots out there
yeah, conspiracy theories, theshit that all came true.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Here's another one.
If Klein had a dollar for everytime he had to stop Tuttle from
going off on a politicaltangent, he'd be able to hire a
full-time therapist.
Oh wait he already has one AIdude, so wait a minute.
(13:36):
So so these robots like listento every episode or something.
I don't know, but all Trish putin was Tuttle and Klein podcast
.
Uh, what do you know aboutTuttle and Klein?
OhPT, that's great Two more.
Can someone just get Todd tohost the show already?
At least he makes sense halfthe time.
Plus, we like him better andhe's funnier than both Tim and
Kevin.
Hashtag the Todd Show, Tim'sbrother, Todd, who was on with
(14:03):
us last week.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
This is my favorite one and the last one right here.
This is a mean tweet from chatGPT AI about us.
Tuttle's ex-wives andgirlfriends are probably getting
together for their own podcastabout the chaos that is Tuttle
Meanwhile clients over theremaking sure the audio levels are
perfect for each episode.
Meanwhile clients over thereare making sure the audio levels
are perfect for each episode,so true.
(14:32):
My God, is that nuts or what?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's crazy.
So basically, what you'resaying is somewhere out in the
ether or wherever.
Every word we're saying on thepodcast is being transcribed and
dissected and wow, I have tobelieve that, based on those
four mean tweets.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, and AI is funnier than I am.
The exact AI is funnier than Iam, the exact ai's funnier than
I am.
The new podcast should be toddand ai.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh my god, that's so funny I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's great stuff, yeah thank you, thank you hey,
uh, and I I'm kind of curious towhat ai is going to think of a
conversation I had with myneighbor.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You're talking a lot to your neighbors lately.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, it's crazy, kev , I've become kind of the wisdom
guy.
You know, you've always hadwisdom, but you know, now even
like strangers, like new people,like you know, I've heard that
you can maybe help me out withthis and I'm like what's your
name?
I mean, that's how that, yeah,that's how two or three people.
(15:52):
I just walk up to me and I'mjust, I'm just going to get my
mail, or you know what I'll dosometimes now, kev, is I'll put
a trade in and instead of justwatching it work or whatever,
I'll just go take a little walk.
And when I'm taking theselittle walks to, while my trade
plays out, you know my, my, uhfutures trade trip plays out, my
(16:12):
day trading.
Um, you know somebody else whostopped me it's happened twice
in the past two weeks, wow.
And one of them, um, I mean I,I, I, I like hardly knew this
dude at all.
I mean, it's just one of those.
You see him every so often.
You the upward head nod.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And he came to me with looking for a quote.
Unquote consultation.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
To charge him.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, I, I, although I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You know I'm thinking because, uh, um he, he grills
out some really good stuff.
You know, not only am I frontrow for the pool, but the grills
are over here.
All four of the communitygrills, gas grills.
So I know who in thisneighborhood is good, good grill
master, and this guy's one ofthem.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Dude, I can totally see you setting up like a lucy
from peanuts kissing booth oradvice $5.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Exactly.
But he comes up and he goes um,you know I, I've seen you, you
know I've seen very, uh, prettyyoung, uh ladies, you know,
coming in and out of your place.
You know, uh, and you know Ihave a son who you know is
dating someone, and I just kindof want to know what your
thoughts are on it.
(17:24):
His, his son, is datingsomebody that has like a, a nose
ring.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
And I was like, hey, okay, I have cause.
I've I've thought about this,I've gone through this, I've had
discussions about this and thisjust based on my evaluation and
you know what I've discoveredin regards to what you see when
you see piercings and rings andstuff like that.
And I'm going to go throughthem, kev.
(17:54):
And I just want a littledisclaimer out there.
This is not set in stone.
I mean, this is just theguideline.
Okay, I don't want anybodypissed off.
If you know you have a nosering and you don't like what I
off.
If you know you, you have anose ring and you don't like
what I have to say.
Or you have a thumb ring andyou don't like it, what I have
to say there's always exceptionsto the rule, always, always.
This isn't everybody, but forthe most for the most part, and
(18:16):
I told him this.
I said uh well, sir, you know,nose ring to to me.
What comes to mind is she'ssaying I have other piercings
and if we vibe, you'lldefinitely get to see them.
That's tame.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Nobody's going to take offenseto that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Let's move on to thumb ring.
Thumb ring.
I asked him.
I said, well, she'd have athumb ring and he goes.
Well, I didn't look at her, Iwas just so mesmerized by the
nose ring I didn't even look uh,you know for other stuff and I
said, well, thumb ring to me.
Is her saying hey, I don't liketo advertise and you may have
(19:02):
to do some hard work to getthere.
Advertise and you may have todo some hard work to get there,
but I do enjoy anal.
Oh my god, that's what a thumbring says, just based on a thumb
ring just based on collectivedata and information over the
years.
Now I know there's a lot ofwomen out there with a thumb
ring going.
Nobody's putting it in there.
I get it.
I'm just doing an overallgeneralization here.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, like an umbrella An umbrella Eyebrow
ring.
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
If she has an eyebrow ring.
These are the true freaks.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The true freaks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, these are the women who are saying hey, my
first base is two in the pinkand one in the stink, oh, my God
, jeez, and you will not have towait for a second date.
Wow Again, this is general.
I don't want to get any.
(19:59):
You know harsh feelings fromanybody with an eye ring going
no, no, no, you have to work forit.
You know harsh feelings fromanybody with an eye ring going
no, no, no, you have to work forit.
You know, yeah, I'm okay withwhat you said.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, I mean, you know, every once in a while you
find a unicorn.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Then he, you know, after I'mlaying those out, he's like,
well, you know what I'm saying,yeah, um.
Then he, you know, after I'mlaying those out, he's like,
well, you know, I, he was, hewas uh dating somebody before
that had the tongue ring.
What do you know about thetongue ring?
oh, I can't wait to hear thisone I said no, sir, I don't know
whether this happened and Idon't want you to judge his ex.
Uh, you know based on.
But a tongue ring says Imeasure my fellatio and
(20:48):
ass-eating sessions in hours,not minutes.
And kev also tongue ring yeah,no knows exactly how many licks
it takes to get the center of atootsie pop exactly all right
(21:15):
yeah, I have to ask this, youknow, is this based on personal
experience or is this based onjust a general knowledge?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
yes, okay, all right, there we go.
There's your answer.
There's your answer kev.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Just you know some personal experience in there,
thrown in with um, you know I, Imean I, I've always, you know
me, I, I, I always like to askquestions, oh yes, you do even
if, if I have nothing going onwith the woman or whatever, I'll
ask her questions, you know,based on you know.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Hey, I noticed you had a thumb right which I don't
know if we're done with thisparticular topic, but there is
something that you submitted onthe battle plan that I can't
wait to dig into.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You actually had a conversation with a trans woman
and asked questions?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Absolutely, why not?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I didn't know.
You could ask questions.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, no, no, I, I again, I go into, I I'll talk to
anybody, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh, so will I.
I have a natural curiosityabout almost everything, but at
what point do you talk to atrans person and they take
offense to your questions?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I have.
I I guess I can disarm themwith a smile or something like
that, because I I never havehave had any problems.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Great Billy Corgan lyric.
By the way, I just sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I had a chat with a trans woman.
She was about two stalls overon the driving range and I did a
double take, very hot, veryattractive.
And I walked behind her stalland was watching her hit and
right behind her stall was thebucket of water where you clean
(23:06):
your clubs.
And I just flat out said, hey,what are your pronouns?
Oh, and she kind of was takenback, seemed a little taken back
.
She goes well, how do you know?
How did you know?
And I was like, come on, you'reas tall as me, you have giant
(23:26):
hands and you're piping yourdriver 275, 280 every time.
And she laughed.
She laughed she goes, yeah,yeah, she goes, yeah, um, and we
had just started talking.
I was just talking, you know,having a conversation about golf
with her and, and, um, she,before we, before we were, uh,
(23:48):
before we kind of separated, shegoes, you know, I, I'm kind of
surprised how cool you are.
And I said what she said for aMAGA guy, you're very, very cool
.
I was like, well, how did youknow that?
And she said, well, you're,come and take it.
Golf towels, a dead giveaway.
Yeah, I, just, I just, you know, we wrapped it up.
(24:15):
We had a nice little talk.
I was like, hey, man, you knowthe thing that you're
propagandists that you listen to.
You know that what the thingsthat they say about us, people
like us, is incorrect.
We, we really don't care whatyou do, we don't we, absolutely
we just want to be left aloneand you know, we want, you know,
(24:37):
our families to be okay and,you know, have the freedom that
the constitution gives us andeverything.
I, we don't care.
I mean God blessed you.
I mean you, you made a move inyour life and you're, you're
comfortable now and you're happynow and you found love now with
with someone, and that'sfantastic.
Don't care, don't judge.
(24:57):
You know, all we care about iswe want to be left alone and the
constitution's the fucking lawof the land.
Don't trample on it.
That's all we care about.
Okay, yeah, and she said thatdoesn't sound unreasonable.
We're kind of the same way.
We want to be left alone.
I was like yeah.
I said yeah, most of us arecool, or okay, it's the powers
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that be that are trying todivide us with rhetoric.
You know.
I told her you would look at meand be like, well, this guy
probably hates me or I don'tlike him or whatever.
That's all based on the divideand conquer agenda that's out
there.
You know, I don't care what youdo I mean and what do you think
(25:44):
of me.
Are we cool?
And she goes god, I thinkyou're one of the nicest guys
I've I've talked to in a longtime.
I said good, tell your friendsand make sure they download
download the episode please.
I I think she may be actuallylistening because I, I, I did,
(26:05):
uh, that did come up, uh in theconversation.
So anissa anissa, if you're outthere, um, hey how you doing.
I'm glad you're here and thatwas a great conversation that we
had.
And damn does she hit a rightto left ball.
That is just right, you knowawesome little, perfect, little
draw, you know perfect there yougo.
(26:25):
You got another one for yourfoursome if you see a six two
anissa in the cinco ranch katierichmond area on a golf course
and she's wanting to play formoney, keep your fucking wallet
in your pocket you're going homelighter you're going home
lighter, she's going to own yourcar by the 17th hole.
(26:52):
Um, yeah, all right, let's, let, let's, let's get uh down to
brass tacks here.
Um Superbowl 59.
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Uh, you know what?
It was the third quarter.
The chiefs were down 34 tonothing and I turned to my wife
and I said do you realize, ifthis was Little League baseball,
that game would be over.
They would have mercy ruledthem.
That was that.
That was a beat down.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't remember a beat down like that and maybe
you can remember one since theBears 85, you know 86.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Super Bowl.
I do remember that one.
Yes, that was a massive, thatwas a shellacking.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
The defense, just completely annihilating them,
not even letting them cross the50-yard line until the fourth
quarter.
That is unbelievable, and I'm alittle angry at the NFL.
You were so into the agenda ofgetting Taylor Swift and and
Travis Kelsey to New Orleansthat you really blew the game,
(27:50):
because, I'll tell you thisright now, the Buffalo Bills,
baltimore Ravens and even theHouston Texans would have given
Philadelphia a better game thanthat you think, even with that
defense, the way they wereplaying, I have Philadelphia was
destined to win the Super Bowlthis year but it wouldn't have
been the shellacking like thatagainst Baltimore for sure, and
(28:11):
likely Buffalo and Houston.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That defense just made the Chiefs look amateur.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
The Chiefs all year were, you know, paper tiger man,
I mean, it was spit and gum man.
Uh, coupled with some very,very timely calls by the
referees to help boost them towhere they were.
I thought we were gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I thought we were gonna see a replay of that kind
of crap, with the very firstpenalty call against aj brown
yeah, not a push off.
But then the very next callwent against the Chiefs because
that was not a hit to the headby McDuffie.
It was not.
It should not have beenunnecessary roughness.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I agree.
But here's the thing Was itjust me, or did the Chiefs look
slow?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
They looked really slow on offense and on defense
they looked really slow onoffense and on defense it kevin
looked.
It just looked like to me thatthey had no desire.
I mean, it was a hunger thing.
It was a.
It was a hunger thing.
I think that they realizedearly on like we're gonna get
our ass kicked today and theydidn't want to put forth the
(29:21):
effort to fight through it.
They're they down to mentallyand it could have been
subconsciously.
It's like I already got tworings, man.
I don't want to go through thepain that it would take to even
make this a game.
I think they quit.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
So do you think we've seen the last of Travis Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, I don't think he's going out with that bad
taste in his mouth.
Okay, I don't think, I don'tthink he's going out with that
bad taste in his mouth.
Okay, I don't think he is.
That that's a tough.
That's a tough way to end it.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
However, he's got a lot of uh options.
I mean, you know he, he's gonna.
He's gonna be making movies.
You know he's one of those guysthat's going to follow the rock
, going to follow John Cena.
You know he's going to makemovies.
You know he's connected withTaylor Swift.
He's got his podcast is one ofthe best podcasts in the world,
one of the highest.
You know he's got a lot ofoptions and he may just be like
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I don't want to go through thebullshit, but I would be
surprised as a football player,cause he can still play the game
If he, if he lets that be histhe last memory of him just
completely being destroyed.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well, mahomes, after the game, said that he didn't
say anything about Travis Kelseycoming back.
He said that's his decision, ifhe wants to go through the
grind or not.
He still has a lot of footballleft in him.
It's just does he want to gothrough the grind?
I think that we have seen thelast of him.
He's going to go out the sameway that his brother went out
losing the Super Bowl, and oneof the main reasons that I say
(30:48):
this is because his girlfriendgot booed at the Super Bowl.
Got booed at the Super Bowl.
The NFL is not going tohighlight her as much next year
if he is in the league, sodoesn't have anything to prove
anymore yeah, that was, uh, thatwas crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Now, yeah, the the media won't let you see it
because they have their ownagendas, but taylor swift was
soundly booed from inside ofthat stadium when they put her
up on the screen and trump wascheered, cheered.
I I couldn't believe it and ofcourse you're never gonna see
that on our propaganda media butyou heard it though.
(31:29):
Oh yeah, did you see howquickly the camera got away from
it?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
when they flashed to him, they the cheer went up, a
massive cheer huge cheers andquickly the camera cut.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You know uh got it got out of there because you
know they get.
They got to maintain theirfucking bullshit.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
So but yeah, that was not a good game, not a good
game at all.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Very, very disappointing product on the
field.
I was and again, that's all Iwas thinking I was like you know
what, God, I would love to seewhat Lamar Jackson and and Derek
Henry would have done here.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well, if you believe the conspiracy theorists, you'll
get your opportunity next year,because Super Bowl 60 logo has
already been released and thebackground is purple and the
main color is also light blue.
So they're saying that look outfor a Detroit, baltimore, super
Bowl in.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Super Bowl 60.
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Well, we'll check and see if it is.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I think that that's the end and I kept again.
I hate to say this.
I think that's the next.
I guess narrative that the NFLwants and will push along is
getting Lamar Jackson off theschneid.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
OK.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I think that I think that they're, I think that
they're wanting him.
It would be good for theproduct to have him in the big
game.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, I think that's the best narrative and I like
your Detroit narrative, but Ialso like the Jaden Daniels
narrative.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That's not my narrative.
That's just what the conspiracytheorists are saying after the
release of the super bowl logo.
I don't see detroit making it.
You know, dan campbell said twoyears ago that your window of
opportunity is so small.
They lost their offensivecoordinator and their defensive
coordinator to head coachingpositions and other teams.
I just I don't see them makinga run and I'm not convinced that
golf is the guy no, I, I, I'm,you know, I they that this was
(33:26):
their window.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, I mean this, this was their window.
I I think uh washington isgonna load up and uh billy ain't
going anywhere.
Yeah, exactly so.
And I and got to tell you wefound out on Super Bowl Sunday
that Aaron Rodgers was flushedby the Jets.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And I think that there's some teams out there
that are just that one pieceaway.
They have good rosters, kind oflike what we saw with Tom Brady
in 2020 with the Buccaneers.
Uh-huh, in 2020 with theBuccaneers.
That that may, uh, may, be asurprise next year.
Um it, you know Aaron Rogers,cause he doesn't want to go out
that way either.
(34:09):
Right, I think he will come.
I'd be very surprised if hewalked away now.
I think.
I think that he will be.
Uh, yeah, he's licking hiswounds right now a little bit,
and I think this would be a good, a nice.
As we talked about last week,you know, or the week before,
you know, this is a nice littlereset reboot.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You got smacked in the face do you think um uh, the
the mvp should have gone to?
Uh, jalen hurts.
I mean, he had a great game,but what about?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
that there was two guys on the defense.
Josh sweat was the mvp of game.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, I think Kevin Burkhart was the MVP of that
game for having to carry TomBrady.
God, he's horrible.
Oh my God, dude.
You and I could have donebetter color commentary than
that.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, I want to give Tom the benefit of the doubt.
It was too much, too soon forhim.
Yeah, I mean, you got to give.
He is the goat and he's got thename and he's got the looks and
everything like that.
You got to give him a coupleyears to get his shit together
in the broadcast booth.
You do, you just do.
(35:13):
Yeah, I mean that.
That should have been uh, whowho's fox's other guy, is it?
Uh?
Greg olsen yeah, greg, ol Isn'tAikman, or is Aikman on a
different?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Aikman's on prime for Thursday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I would because I was thinking about that too is I
would love to have had Olson orAikman on this, or even Romo on
this game.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, we didn't learn anything from Tom Brady until
the game was already out ofreach, and then he's telling
stories about his days playing.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
But we didn't.
During the game, up until likethe fourth quarter, we got
nothing from him.
Well, kev, let me tell you thiseven though you say that about
tom brady um, outside of thephiladelphia eagles, he was the
biggest winner of the super bowlhow so?
Because, uh, it's gonna be awhile before people start
talking about Patrick Mahomesgoat shit yeah, yeah yeah, but
(36:09):
yeah, you know, brady didn't sayit.
You know or even allude to it.
You know because he's a classguy, but he's just like you guys
are way too quick to come at mewith that that Patrick Mahomes
stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Mahomes did, considering his offensive line
wasn't there.
He did have a decent game.
I mean, he was the highlight oftheir offense.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It was all during trash time.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It was Kev.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
He and Xavier Worthy anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
They pulled the.
He scored a touchdown on hisown.
You know, when it was 40 to six, they were pulling the starters
already.
Yeah.
So that that was trash time.
You know that, that that lastyou know 16 points was trash
time.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And yeah, great, great catch by worthy and all
that stuff and the bomb orwhatever, but that was against a
second string defensive backs,against, uh, uh, second string
defensive backs.
So, yeah, I, yeah, I, I, I, Ibet you believe me.
He boosted his, his stats.
Uh, because I was watching hisstats, you know, after every
series and I was like man, thisis a historic dump right here.
(37:15):
This is terrible in terms of he.
He is about to go down inhistory as the worst starting
quarterback in Super Bowlhistory.
You know worse than you knowthe Patriots 85, 86 quarterback.
You know worse.
This is terrible.
And then he got the trash timeboost.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, it was tough to watch.
It was really tough to watchand I'm not even a Chiefs fan,
I'm just I like good footballand that was just not good
football.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I got to ask Kev because you you know you got a
lot of family that are Chiefsfans how quiet was Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Well, it was just Trish and me watching the game
together.
And Tim, I'm going to be honestwith you, if I had a penny
penny which Trump's getting ridof the penny, by the way but if
I had a penny for every time, mywife said, fuck me, dude, I'd
be a billionaire.
It was every play man oh yeahoh yeah, every play.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Kevin, and that was without the blitz.
That was just four dudes.
No blitz at all that.
That was four dudes.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Blitz that was just four dudes.
No blitz at all.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
That was four dudes just pinning their ears back and
saying we own the night.
Yeah, that's what that was.
And, kev, I like it becausemost of them are third, fourth,
fifth-round picks.
Uh-huh, yeah, I love that.
That's a great story.
Now, you know, I'm gettingtexts from Audrey.
You know she's, this is aboring game.
(38:45):
I'm like, yeah, you're, you'regeneration, generation Z, you're
used to offensive shootoutslike a video game.
This is the kind of shit thatwe grew up on.
You know, yeah, where you knowa defense would just dig in and
say, uh-uh.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Well, and you heard it after the game defense wins
the championships, totally,absolutely, defense wins the
championships.
So you know, a good defense isgoing to shut down a good
offense.
We've seen it time and timeagain.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think that this season is a watermark season
because we'll have now a new era.
We'll have now a new era.
We are going to go from the youknow the shootout era, from the
you know the air raid era, tomore ball control, more running.
(39:35):
We saw that Look at thesuccessful teams this year all
had a running game and that setsyour quarterback up for success
.
Where they're not facing, youknow, heavy duty defensive
pressure, because it's eight inthe box man, they can.
They can do a play, action,pass and find somebody open with
some separation, you know.
So that does your quarterbacksome favor.
(39:56):
But you're also going to seemore of a concentration on
defense.
That's what we saw A lot of alot of.
You know it's a copycat league.
Of course it is.
So you know it's a copycatleague.
Of course it is.
So you know, this year youwatch the draft Everybody's
going to be looking fordefensive linemen, offensive
linemen, good running back.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Okay, so what sucked worse the game or halftime?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
God man, I don't want to again.
The last thing I want to do isbe the old guy at the bar.
But I and I love hip hop.
I mean, you know me, kev.
I mean I grew up on Ice-T, youknow Public Enemy.
I love Cool Moe D.
(40:48):
I mean I was a basketballplayer so I was injected into
the whole hip hop thing.
I love it.
But I just do not understandthat at all.
I walked away.
I just said, oh, I'm going totake a shower.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, it was unbelievably piss poor.
I couldn't understand a singleword Kendrick Lamar was saying.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't get it and you know I, I again.
The kids, they like him.
You know Audrey Jonas.
The kids, you know Dallas, theylike him.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Let me ask you this, okay, because you're a marketing
guy, who who's the targetaudience of the Super Bowl?
18 to 34 on TV, right, becauseif you look in the stands there
ain't no 18 to 34 in the stands.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Can't afford it well, no, 18 to 30, but that's not.
The halftime show is not forthem, it is for the tv audience
right, okay, so all right 18 to34.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
They might have hit a home run then with kendrick
lamar exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I mean, you know, but you, if you go to see, if you
go to uh like x and the socialmedia, I mean, and I sent you a,
a snap, yeah, of probably themost winning tweet on the night.
I don't know if you have thathere, kev, if you can post that,
but yeah, this is for alldisabled people everywhere,
(42:13):
thank you.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Well, I don't know if you saw this or not, but I read
it this morning.
It actually happened yesterday.
The NFL regrets their decisionto make Kendrick Lamar and they
have issued a letter of apologyto Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Why?
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Because everybody thought Lil Wayne should have
been the halftime entertainment,because he's from New Orleans
and that's where the game wasplayed, they did not ask Lil
Wayne to be a part of it.
And because the ratings and thefeedback about Kendrick Lamar's
performance is so horrible,they sent him a letter of
apology saying we should havereconsidered.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, I didn't even think of that.
I mean, I know there was a lotof new Orleans flavor.
I mean, you had Harry Connickjr Up there.
Yeah.
So how do you leave out littleWayne?
I know, I know, okay, I didn'teven think of that, kev.
I oh, okay, I didn't even thinkof that.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Kev, I didn't either, until I read it this morning.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I didn't even think of it, but that's how bad it was
that the NFL's apologizing.
Yeah Well, has Kendrick Lamarsaid anything?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
See again, and this is why we're going to do this
right now.
I mean, I'm very limited onwhat I know and what I hear
because I'm off the grid.
I check X slash Twitter everyso often, but I don't do any
social media and I don't watchthe propaganda news.
So what's going on in the world?
What did I miss over the pastweek that I probably should know
(43:36):
about?
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Well, we've already talked about a couple of
different things.
You know the Telemundo KCreporter who got murdered at the
Super Bowl.
Then we also just talked aboutthe NFL sending a letter of
apology to Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Here's something you know the name, luigi Mangione,
of course you do the guy whoshot the Health South or the the
United?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Health.
Yeah, ceo yeah.
Ceo.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Do you know how much he has raised on?
It's called Give Send Gocampaign and it's been set up by
the December 4th legalcommittee.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
He's raised $300,000 for his legal defense.
Oh man, I mean there's again.
There's anger out there, managainst healthcare
pharmaceuticals.
I mean there's anger.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
People got hurt, people have been hurt, man yeah
yeah, and he's going to acceptthe money, by the way.
Why wouldn't he?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What else is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Remember we talked about that asteroid a little
while ago.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, yeah, we're going to die in 2032, according
to your last report.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Well, the chances of that have increased.
According to scientists, itused to be a 1 in 83 chance.
Now it's a 1 in 79 chance.
They're still not saying thatit caused for alarm, though.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You know I was thinking about that after you
gave that report that we have,like, an asteroid that's
supposed to hit us in 2032.
Yeah, if the powers that be,you know the axis of evil, the
billionaires, and you know thepeople who hate the world and
hate humanity, if they had anopportunity, I think they would
steer us into that.
(45:18):
I think they're rooting for theasteroid.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Go asteroid go.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
You just get that feeling.
You know all these eugenicistswho want everybody dead because
you know we're a virus humanpopulation.
They'd be just like hey, isthere any way that we could move
Earth just a little bit, youknow, to the right?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, tilt it just a little more.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, we got some time to get it done, you know.
Oh yeah, I'm just saying whatelse is happening, kev.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Those are about the only interesting things that are
happening.
Most everything else is justpolitics.
It's you know about Trumptrying to get rid of the penny.
Also, you know the tariffs thatare being enacted and you told
us why the tariffs are beingenacted last week and I mean it
makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Why did it take Trump to do an executive order on a
penny?
Are these ass clowns thatmathematically challenged?
If it takes two cents to make aone-cent penny, why are you
making it?
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
You're losing money right out of the box.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yeah, not a good business decision.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
They just don't.
They don't give a fuck aboutmoney.
They're just like hey man, it'snot our money.
And if we really run low thefederal print, yeah, we'll just
print some more.
And fuck you.
Inflation it's which is just atax on us, it's another tax on
us.
Fuck you, we'll just print more, fuck you.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
The other thing, and this will get us into more Super
Bowl talk what ad do you thinkwon the Super Bowl according to
the ad meter?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Kev.
The one that got me was theGoogle Pics one where you know
the little girl growing up andhe's talking to the AI about his
job qualifications, and hedropped his little girl off up.
And he's talking to the AIabout his job qualifications,
and he dropped his job.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That was a great one, oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I was like oh, why did you do that?
Man, don't do that.
I was like cause it reminded meof when I dropped Audrey off at
Texas tech.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
And yeah, that was my personal favorite one.
What?
What are the uh analysts saying?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
uh.
Matt damon, david beckham,stella artois yeah that was a
great one.
My favorite one was seal sealspace on an actual seal.
When he that was hilarious dude.
It was for mountain dew, bajablast iast.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'm just wondering why it took so long to do that,
Aren't you, though?
I mean, Seal has been in theAmerican spotlight for 30 years
now, man.
Why did it take 30 years forsomebody to say you know what
would be really, reallyhilarious If we put Seal's face
(48:03):
on an actual seal?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
really hilarious if we put seal's face on an actual
seal and you, you were, you weremarketing.
As I mentioned before thoseadvertising meetings, that's
what they do.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
They sit around and they just start brainstorming
and throwing ideas out andsomebody says seal's face on a
seal and and boom, suddenly theroom, like you can feel a feel a
cold air in the room, go,that's it man.
Yeah, I love it when I do that.
When I, when I'm doing creativefor you know, idea or whatever
and I, I, I like, throw out anidea and then the room gets
(48:35):
quiet, they're like oh you know,I hate to tell him, but
tuttle's got this one again.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, that used to be a big feather in my cap and
whenever we would havebrainstorming sessions with uh,
the q morning zoo, with tuddlingthe client show, and we'd all
just sit around and throw ideasout.
And I'd throw ideas out and timwould say hey, you know what
claim.
There's no bad ideas in abrainstorm, except yours except,
except that one.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
I know, man, I was such a dick to you, I was such a
dick to everybody it was funnyI just I never took that
personal.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
all I was doing the whole time?
Well, some people did kev.
All I was doing for my whole 26year radio career was just
keeping my comedy knife sharp.
Take no prisoners I exactly.
None of it was ever personaland there was enough that I
jabbed myself, you know, tooffset some of it right where
you could see what I was doing.
I was very self-deprecating,yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
No bad ideas, klein, except yours.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Except yours.
That was terrible.
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 3 (49:40):
We got interns over here who are more creative.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Jesus Christ, I'll go to the bathroom and take a shit
and ask him for a better idea.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
That was one of the lines that he used.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, Client can't come in today.
He's not feeling well.
Well, that's okay, I'll go takea dump and put some headphones.
On the dump it's the kumarangzoo with tim tuttle and pile of
(50:16):
shit.
I know a lot of you're sayingright now there's no difference.
I'm so sorry am I laughing?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
I'm laughing.
You deserve better.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, that's cool, that's funny, that's funny now I
want, I want to offset this youdo uh, by by a little
self-deprecation.
You know, I know I was kind ofa dick for a couple minutes
there.
Uh, yeah, I I've been, um, mysister, tina has done some
unbelievable work, um, goingthrough the ancestry, our
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ancestry, particularly on thetitle side right now, right, and
I'm I've been contemplatingafter reading some of this, just
thinking about you know myancestors a lot over the past
few weeks.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Well, we found out that you're a descendant of
Aaron Burr.
Yes, and you're related to BillBurr, correct, which would now
make you related to Billy Corganfrom Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh, is he related to Bill Burr?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Apparently they're half brothers.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
No shit, how is that possible?
Speaker 3 (51:27):
share the same dad, so bill burr's dad was fucking
around he's pissed.
Uh, howie mandel on his podcastwas the one that brought this
up, with billy corgan as a guest, and apparently it's true wow,
did they do a dna test orsomething like that?
I don't know if Burr actuallywants to do a DNA test, but he
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has come out and said I am nonetoo pleased that this
information is out there becauseapparently I don't know if he
liked his dad or didn't like hisdad, but yeah, and he's like
you know.
And what narcissistic assholenames two kids William, bill,
billy.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's so crazy, you know.
I know Bill has, you know, hada rough upbringing.
His dad was pretty much a dickRight.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
But you know he had.
You know he loves his dad.
From what I've gotten from his,you know his fireside chats,
his podcast, and you know evensome of the standup.
I don't even know if his dad'saround anymore, though, either.
I'm not sure.
Um, I should know, since youknow his dad's my seventh cousin
or something, but that's, thatis uh.
(52:37):
Wow, that is a lot to uh tounpeel right there.
Cav, yeah, there's a lot there.
I mean, you're right, he namedBill.
What's the age difference?
They're about the same, youknow.
I know Bill Burr is threemonths older than me.
July of 68.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Billy Corrigan.
Is he old?
I think he's a little bit older, Not by much.
I think it is Wow, that's soclose yeah and then I mean sure,
bill burr's dad's a dick fordoing that or whatever.
But uh, yeah, if you're firing,uh, you know some, some shots,
(53:21):
and two of those shots becometop of the line entertainers,
there's got you.
There's something to be saidabout your jizz, man, exactly
yeah am I right?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
yes, sir, you're right.
So what are you finding outabout your ancestry?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
I, I I just I'm just from what I'm reading in terms
of, uh, you know the stories andeverything like that, because a
lot of it is, you know, notjust quantitative, like who they
are, it's like qualitative.
You know what they did andwhatever I I, I think that each
generation that I go back,they're twice as strong as the
(54:03):
previous one, or they are twiceas strong as the subsequent one.
You know, like, like my dad,world war ii vet at the age of
17.
You know pacific theater, youknow all that stuff.
Um, go back to his dad.
I mean his dad like built thefamily house and was a pillar of
(54:25):
the community of Milwaukee, thecity of Milwaukee, you know and
then his pressure there right.
Yeah, and then his dad beforehim he like migrated the family
from you know a farm in New Yorkto Wisconsin and began to build
the you know the total empireyou know.
And then his dad before him wasin the civil war, fighting in
(54:50):
the civil war, highly decorated.
So I'm just like, wow, man,these guys just get tougher
every generation that I go back.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Well, there's two thoughts to that.
Okay, and you as a parent wouldprobably go with this thought
is you go through hardships sothat the next generation doesn't
have to right.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, but you know, kev, that's all well and good,
if there was just a little bitmore there.
I mean me.
I get tired after running acouple hours of errands and I
have to take a nap.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well, that leads me to the second part of it is that
we have become soft.
We are a softer species thanwhat they previously were.
That's just a fact.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Totally mean absolutely.
I I always think of that.
You know, when I I Iconceptualize my dad graduated
high school early, just to be inworld war ii at 17.
He's in world war ii.
And if you would have told me,hey, you need to go fight a
world war when I was 17, I'dhave been like fuck you, dude,
(56:03):
I'm gonna go get high.
Are you crazy?
I'm not getting killed for thisshit right yeah yeah, they were
different breed man.
They were different breed like,like he, if you think about it,
my dad, he'd made the decision.
(56:25):
He was so pissed off from, youknow, the Japanese and the
Germans and shit like that, thatyou know, and that shit started
when all started, when my dadwas, what, 12, 13 years old.
All that shit started.
So he's growing up and he's ateenager and stuff like that,
(56:48):
like that.
You know, 13, 14, 15, just allpissed off, just like god.
They motherfuckers, you know,and you know he, my dad, was a
baller too, a great punter, agreat quarterback, you know.
Yes, they didn't have the facemasks back in his era at rufus
king high school, uh, but he waslike a baller.
But all he's thinking about isI just I want to kill some
fucking axes of evilmotherfuckers, you know, yeah,
(57:13):
and so he makes the decisionthat I'm gonna study extra hard
and take more of a workload andeven take some summer school so
I can only have three years ofhigh school and get the fuck out
of there so I can graduate andgo fight a war.
That's mind-boggling to me.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah, well, it happened a lot, you know, back
then.
And if it wasn't for him, wemight be speaking German.
You know, If it wasn't forpeople like your dad, like my
grandfather-in-law, we might bespeaking german bro yeah, I know
cap, but here's the thingthough.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
You know and we always hear that um my mom's
maiden name is schmidt.
I'd be cool mine's right yeah,we would be fine, we're okay.
The rest of you would be fucked.
If you're listening to ourvoices right now or watching
this on youtube and be like manI'm so glad that we won that war
(58:09):
, I'd hate yeah, I get it.
I get it, you know, because alot of you are probably in those
, I guess, crosshairs of hateand evil.
But, kevin, I would be, fine, Ilove bratwurst.
Yeah, good stuff, I love it.
Man, a warm beer, I don't givea shit.
(58:29):
Throw some crowd on that thing,throw some crowd on that, I
don't give a shit.
Obviously we're joking.
We hate, we hate fascism, andthere'd be nothing more fun than
to kill a Nazi back in theearly forties.
That would've been fun.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Hey, did you see what is actually happening in
Houston with the protests overthe highway?
Speaker 2 (58:54):
No, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Trish shows me these pictures and there's a bunch of
Hispanics that stand on theoverpass of, I mean, it's a
massive amount of protesting,deportations and all this kind
of stuff.
Then she shows me a picture ofwhite supremacists holding a
Nazi sign on overpass, you know,saying make America white again
(59:22):
.
And yeah, that's actuallyhappening.
I saw the picture.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Yeah, I would be willing to bet all of my net
worth that those two guys areeither FBI or CIA stirring shit
up.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Well, I wasn't even talking about that.
I'm just talking about onegroup is really really big and
the other group's two people.
Yeah, yeah, it's so different,man.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
But you know, since they're agents, they have backup
ready to come in and help themout.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
So if that's the case , what are they trying to do?
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Just stir it up, man.
Divide, divide, divide, divide,divide, divide.
Now that's their only.
That's the only thing they cando is divide, divide, divide.
They're freaking out right nowbecause they couldn't divide us
enough on November 5th.
You know, we came together andsaid enough of this bullshit.
They're freaking out now, butthat's the number one playbook
(01:00:21):
of the powers that be who havenefarious agendas for us is to
divide us.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
You know well, was america?
America wasn't white to beginwith, right?
No, it was indigenous, yeah.
So why are we making it whiteagain?
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
it was never white to begin with exactly dumbass and
nobody would do that, unlessit's an agent provocateur, you
know, unless it's.
I mean that shit is just soobvious false flag.
It makes it actually makes melaugh that they're that sloppy
now.
You know you better do betterwith your shenanigans.
(01:00:59):
Cia and fbi, do better.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
You know you've gotten really sloppy with the
shit lately so that was kind ofoff on a tangent, but it made me
think about that can't wait forthe ai to go through this one
and sift through it exactly howmany lists am I going to be on?
Both of us this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, you poor bastard, you're not even that
bad, but you guilty byassociation.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
That's right, yep.
One shoots and there's five inyou Guess what?
You're all five convicted.
Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
I could just see Kev you know he's getting strapped
down to the guillotine lookingup and going.
I had to be partners withTuttle huh.
Really, I could have done thatsolo morning show back in 1996.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
It wouldn't have been this fun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
All right, hey Kev, I got to wrap it up because I did
not get a setup yet, becauseFed Chairman Powell was doing a
congressional hearing for anhour, so the price action was
just basically barcoding up anddown in a tight range.
So I did not get a setup yet.
I got to try to make make somemoney, so I got to wrap up.
This has been a blast, as usual.
(01:02:14):
Yeah for sure.
And again, please download theepisode.
We ask that you download theepisode, subscribe to us, give
us a rating, check out atleCline Facebook.
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We also have Tuttle ClineInstagram and we appreciate you.
This is our 50th episode,actually 51st.
(01:02:36):
We had kind of a pilot episode,but I can't believe we have
done this many episodes so far.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
And we're halfway to 100, man, they say, when 100
hits.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
That's when you really start getting the
difference, really okay, I don'tknow, it's what they say.
They say 100 is the magicnumber.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
happens at 100 kev, no idea.
Do I finally get to put thefries down and be the assistant
manager?
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
yeah, later man that's it for this episode of
the tuttle and klein show.
See you, yeah, later man.
Welcome to the Tuttle and Klein Show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
If I say to you tomorrow take my hand, child,
come with me.
Oh wow, it's to a castle, Iwill take you.
Well, what's to be?
They say, would never be.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So we'd see a spent sail away.
Leave the day away up high inthe sky.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Little Zeppelin right there.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's a lot of Zeppelin and that sounded really
good.
I think you could go on tourwith the remaining members.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
He said members and I would never.
I wouldn't even be in the sameroom with those guys.
I would, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Yeah, you would.
They're just people bro.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No man, that would freak me out.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, that would freak me out.
Yeah, I told you the storyabout how I was down.
I was in New Orleans, in theFrench Quarter, a few years ago
with my ex and there was wordaround that Robert Plant was, uh
, you know, in the Frenchquarter too.
Okay, and I, you know, I'm, I'mwalking around looking for him.
But I thought about it later.
(01:15):
I'm like I don't even know whatI fucking do.
If I saw him, I don't even knowwhat I do.
Really, I, I wouldn't, I would,I would probably just leave him
alone as a favor to him.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, you, you would.
You could say hi to him forsure.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I would just be like man, you guys provided the uh
soundtrack of my life.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, just do what, uh, do what I did with Billy
Gibbons at the IAH.
I saw him walking towards me.
He looked at me, I looked athim, he knew it.
Iah, I saw him walking towardsme.
He looked at me, I looked athim, he knew it.
I'm like thanks for all theentertainment.
What'd he say?
Just kept walking.
He said you're welcome, that'sit.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He said you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, and we both just kept walking in the
opposite direction.
I love it.
Yeah, that's all you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Damn, that's cool, see.
I would be afraid that RobertPlant would like piss off.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
He'd say piss off.
What's wrong with that?
That would be awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I told you about in 87,when you know they were doing
the Now and Zen tour at DeerCreek and I threw my Houses of
the Holy t-shirt up on the stage.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I was just getting ready to say you should just
walk by him and go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I houses of the holy t-shirt up on the stage.
I was just getting ready to sayyou should just walk by him and
go.
I remember those days.
I remember those days, one ofthe greatest, but what?
Like a freeze frame moment inmy life.
It just stuck right there, Imean and the calf, I'll admit,
you know, I'm 18 years old, I'mdrunk and high as shit and and
trouble memory, you know, withmemory during that era.
But I remember that moment.
I remember the taste in mymouth, the colors, the light,
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who was standing next to me, whowas standing in front of me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I remember it like If you're, if you're new to the
Tunnel and Klein show, whatwe're talking about is is Tim's
all time favorite band.
You know like let me put it toyou this way you know the love
you have for your first child.
Well, that's the love Tim hasfor Led Zeppelin, because, Led.
Zeppelin was his first find.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, well, you know, Led Zeppelin was born in
September of 68, same as me.
Boom, you know, they cametogether had their first uh
session, september of 68.
That's awesome there you go.
I mean, it was written in thestars, you know?
Yes, it was.
Um, I'm sorry, kev, we'rediverting like crazy right here
(03:35):
just because I come, I come andhum a tune.
Uh, coming on to this wonderfulpodcast, by the way, thank you
gotten a bunch of feedback inthe past week.
Have people stopping me justgoing?
That is a runaway freight trainpodcast.
We love it.
We absolutely love it.
And the first thing I ask allthe time is do you download it
or do you just press play?
(03:56):
Well, we just press play.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, not helping us.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
No, please do us a favor.
It's how they keep score, andPlease do us a favor.
It's how they keep score and itopens up opportunities for us.
If you're listening to thisright now, just real quick on
your platform, download theepisode.
It doesn't take up room on yourphone or jam it or clog it or
(04:19):
anything like that.
Just download the episode and,while you're there, give us a
rating.
That'd be great too and uh,we'd appreciate it.
But yeah, I, uh, yeah, it's uhpeople like uh what we're doing.
So I, I, I enjoy the feedback.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
The quotes you've been putting up on the Instagram
uh posts.
Those are great quotes I loveto.
I love reading those.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, go to the Tuttle and Klein uh Instagram.
Um, I do a daily you know storyclip, something from the
podcast, and you know I getquotes.
I get people texting me and Iwhat I say, what they, what they
email or what they message theshow.
I mean all kinds of different.
Because I always ask, and thefirst, the first thing I'll ask
(05:01):
is is do you pull a press playor download?
Then I'll be like the firstthing I'll ask is do you press
play or download?
Then I'll be like hey, man,what do you think?
Of it yeah.
And a lot of people I guessdon't know that I'm.
You know you're going to use it.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
But they'll figure it out when I go.
Well, what's?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
your first name and last name.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There you go and they're like dude.
I just saw you for two secondswalking out of church, man.
I didn't know I was going to beaccosted like this.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Hey, you know, we're always in show prep mode.
Yep, always doing our thing,it's just automatic, but you
brought up a couple of differentthings that I'm staring at our
battle plan in my notes that wecould just jump right into.
If you don't mind, go ahead,okay.
Well, where do you want tostart?
You mentioned New Orleans.
The Super Bowl took place inNew Orleans.
(05:49):
I've got a be honest and a topthree.
Based on that, let's go.
Oh, you want to go on that?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, let's go.
So New Orleans.
Here's my be honest for you, behonest.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Be honest.
You talked about seeing RobertPlant, maybe on Bourbon Street,
because you have an affinity forthe ladies.
I want to throw this to youTimmy, be honest.
You're walking down BourbonStreet.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You see a woman you find attractive, you know
nothing about her.
You invite her back to yourhotel.
Um, it takes more than that now.
Okay, now, now, if you, if youget me, uh, you know, if you ask
me in, you know early 20s, yeah, I'd be like fuck.
(06:42):
Yeah, how hot is she?
Okay, all right, but now I, Idon't think I'm there, you know,
I, I think I think there needsto be a little bit of a you know
, um, unless it's like jessicaalbert or something like that
okay, but yeah, you, you knowher, though, because she's a
celebrity yeah, oh, yeah, yeahwell just talking about
(07:02):
josephine schmoe, off the top ofthe, off the bottom of the
street I don't think so because,um, I wouldn't feel comfortable
, you know I wouldn't be able toturn my back on them.
You just never know that's whereI was going yeah, you know,
robbery or kill, just killingyou, or something like that.
You know I, you know there'sall kinds of whacked out shit
out there well, you know why I'mbringing this up, don't you?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I you?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
know there's all kinds of whacked out shit out
there.
Well, you know why I'm bringingthis up, don't you?
No, the last thing, the lastthing I want to do is you know,
have some hot chick laying on mylaying on my hotel floor and I
snapped her fucking neck becauseshe tried to stab me or
something.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I see, all right, well, uh, kansas city Telemundo
reporter Aiden Manzano is dead.
Uh, because, because he met agirl on Bourbon Street and took
her back to his hotel and sheended up being a con artist and
a murderer, no shit.
So the authorities believe thatshe drugged him, killed him and
(07:54):
then took his phone and hiscredit cards and she used the
credit cards the very next day.
So that's kind of how theyfound her.
But yeah, he's dead at the ageof 39.
His wife two months ago died ina car crash.
So yeah, wow.
But yeah, apparently just mether on the street and they went
back and she's like she's acareer criminal.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I couldn't, yeah, I wouldn't See.
That's the thing is I?
I watch a lot of true crime.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
I know, so do we.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And because of that, I, I mean, I, yeah, I, I have
there has to be some kind ofpre-screening, vetting,
conversational thing.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That happens, uh, you know, over days or so maybe
even over a couple hour coffee,you get a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
after a couple hour coffee, you get a pretty good
idea after a couple hours, if Isit down and have a coffee with
you and it's one on one where Ican look you in the eye.
Another thing is looking you inthe eyes, I can tell if
somebody's home or not bylooking them in the eyes.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's on the timing 20-something Timmy?
Yeah, probably so.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
And I think of that, Kevin the positions that I put
myself in again, with myhigh-velocity adrenaline
activities, combined with theposition that I put myself in on
numerous occasions, I amshocked that I made it to 25
years old.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Well, I have a file on my computer that says I
should have died and all thedifferent stupid stuff that we
used to do growing up.
That we're lucky we're likeKeith Richards man.
We're lucky to be alive still.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh it's, it's, it's staggering, it's staggering and
it just makes me sick to mystomach because I have kids,
yeah, and I have a good idea ofwho they are.
They're really good kids,well-behaved, they have
parameters.
I've got to give their momscredit.
Erica and Kathy are phenomenalmothers, so they put guardrails
(10:05):
up life guardrails up on themreally well.
But you never 100% know.
You never 100% know whatthey're doing.
I mean, you know, I know thatyou know the ones over 21,.
You know Audrey and Joe.
I know they party a little bit.
Nothing excessive.
You know nothing like I did.
Nothing excessive, nothing likeI did, thank God.
(10:28):
I mean Kev.
There's no acid, no mushrooms,no weed.
There's none of that going on.
So I think I don't know ifthere is.
I mean I have no grounds to sayanything.
I really don't, because I didit myself.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Wow, but like you said, man, your, your kids are
so, uh, they're so stable, dude,you know they're, they're, like
you said, great kids, all fourvery well behaved.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, and again, I um um, their, their moms, all the
heavy lifting, all the credit inthe world goes they did, did,
they did.
All heavy lifting.
You know I was very good, justlike with the radio show Kev,
I'm macro, dad, I'm macro.
You know I'm great atguidelines and I'm great at the
(11:18):
fireside chat pulling you out ofthe doldrums.
You know I'm great at that.
And you know, when I did spendtime, get a chance and I still
do get a chance to spend time,we have a lot of fun, oh sure,
and stuff.
But you know I'm more hit andrun.
Erica and Kathy, they do theheavy lifting and they do a
(11:43):
fantastic job.
Regardless of what happenedmaterialized between us
individually, personally, I willalways love, adore and be
appreciative of both of thosewomen for how they have taken
care of my children.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know you were talking about.
You know, I do know I don'tknow.
You know about your kids andstuff.
Well, trish did somethinginteresting yesterday and it is
astonishing how much AI knowsabout us.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Tim, this is scary shit man.
Oh yeah, I'm very intrigued bythis.
What did she do?
She did like a mean tweetsthing with AI.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I asked ChatGPT to make up mean tweets about Tuttle
and Klein using everything AIknows about the two of you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
See how far, how far does AI know us?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Wait until you hear I just saved four of them.
Okay, she came up with like 12of them and I just cut it down
to the top four.
How brutal are they?
Oh my God, dude, I don't.
I guess they listen.
Ai listens to the show.
Here you go.
Uh Klein, trying to rein inTuttle's political rants and
conspiracy theories is liketrying to stop a train wreck
(12:55):
with a paper towel.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
But this is AI generated, so they listen to our
podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I have no idea.
Here's another one.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And let me just say this to the AI robots out there
yeah, conspiracy theories, theshit that all came true.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Here's another one.
If Klein had a dollar for everytime he had to stop Tuttle from
going off on a politicaltangent, he'd be able to hire a
full-time therapist.
Oh wait he already has one AIdude, so wait a minute.
(13:36):
So so these robots like listento every episode or something.
I don't know, but all Trish putin was Tuttle and Klein podcast
.
Uh, what do you know aboutTuttle and Klein?
OhPT, that's great Two more.
Can someone just get Todd tohost the show already?
At least he makes sense halfthe time.
Plus, we like him better andhe's funnier than both Tim and
Kevin.
Hashtag the Todd Show, Tim'sbrother, Todd, who was on with
(14:03):
us last week.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
This is my favorite one and the last one right here.
This is a mean tweet from chatGPT AI about us.
Tuttle's ex-wives andgirlfriends are probably getting
together for their own podcastabout the chaos that is Tuttle
Meanwhile clients over theremaking sure the audio levels are
perfect for each episode.
Meanwhile clients over thereare making sure the audio levels
are perfect for each episode,so true.
(14:32):
My God, is that nuts or what?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's crazy.
So basically, what you'resaying is somewhere out in the
ether or wherever.
Every word we're saying on thepodcast is being transcribed and
dissected and wow, I have tobelieve that, based on those
four mean tweets.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah, and AI is funnier than I am.
The exact AI is funnier than Iam, the exact ai's funnier than
I am.
The new podcast should be toddand ai.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh my god, that's so funny I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
That's great stuff, yeah thank you, thank you hey,
uh, and I I'm kind of curious towhat ai is going to think of a
conversation I had with myneighbor.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You're talking a lot to your neighbors lately.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, it's crazy, kev , I've become kind of the wisdom
guy.
You know, you've always hadwisdom, but you know, now even
like strangers, like new people,like you know, I've heard that
you can maybe help me out withthis and I'm like what's your
name?
I mean, that's how that, yeah,that's how two or three people.
(15:52):
I just walk up to me and I'mjust, I'm just going to get my
mail, or you know what I'll dosometimes now, kev, is I'll put
a trade in and instead of justwatching it work or whatever,
I'll just go take a little walk.
And when I'm taking theselittle walks to, while my trade
plays out, you know my, my, uhfutures trade trip plays out, my
(16:12):
day trading.
Um, you know somebody else whostopped me it's happened twice
in the past two weeks, wow.
And one of them, um, I mean I,I, I, I like hardly knew this
dude at all.
I mean, it's just one of those.
You see him every so often.
You the upward head nod.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And he came to me with looking for a quote.
Unquote consultation.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
To charge him.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, I, I, although I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (16:40):
You know I'm thinking because, uh, um he, he grills
out some really good stuff.
You know, not only am I frontrow for the pool, but the grills
are over here.
All four of the communitygrills, gas grills.
So I know who in thisneighborhood is good, good grill
master, and this guy's one ofthem.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Dude, I can totally see you setting up like a lucy
from peanuts kissing booth oradvice $5.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Exactly.
But he comes up and he goes um,you know I, I've seen you, you
know I've seen very, uh, prettyyoung, uh ladies, you know,
coming in and out of your place.
You know, uh, and you know Ihave a son who you know is
dating someone, and I just kindof want to know what your
thoughts are on it.
(17:24):
His, his son, is datingsomebody that has like a, a nose
ring.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
And I was like, hey, okay, I have cause.
I've I've thought about this,I've gone through this, I've had
discussions about this and thisjust based on my evaluation and
you know what I've discoveredin regards to what you see when
you see piercings and rings andstuff like that.
And I'm going to go throughthem, kev.
(17:54):
And I just want a littledisclaimer out there.
This is not set in stone.
I mean, this is just theguideline.
Okay, I don't want anybodypissed off.
If you know you have a nosering and you don't like what I
off.
If you know you, you have anose ring and you don't like
what I have to say.
Or you have a thumb ring andyou don't like it, what I have
to say there's always exceptionsto the rule, always, always.
This isn't everybody, but forthe most for the most part, and
(18:16):
I told him this.
I said uh well, sir, you know,nose ring to to me.
What comes to mind is she'ssaying I have other piercings
and if we vibe, you'lldefinitely get to see them.
That's tame.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
There's nothing wrong with that.
Nobody's going to take offenseto that.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Let's move on to thumb ring.
Thumb ring.
I asked him.
I said, well, she'd have athumb ring and he goes.
Well, I didn't look at her, Iwas just so mesmerized by the
nose ring I didn't even look uh,you know for other stuff and I
said, well, thumb ring to me.
Is her saying hey, I don't liketo advertise and you may have
(19:02):
to do some hard work to getthere.
Advertise and you may have todo some hard work to get there,
but I do enjoy anal.
Oh my god, that's what a thumbring says, just based on a thumb
ring just based on collectivedata and information over the
years.
Now I know there's a lot ofwomen out there with a thumb
ring going.
Nobody's putting it in there.
I get it.
I'm just doing an overallgeneralization here.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, like an umbrella An umbrella Eyebrow
ring.
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
If she has an eyebrow ring.
These are the true freaks.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The true freaks.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah, these are the women who are saying hey, my
first base is two in the pinkand one in the stink, oh, my God
, jeez, and you will not have towait for a second date.
Wow Again, this is general.
I don't want to get any.
(19:59):
You know harsh feelings fromanybody with an eye ring going
no, no, no, you have to work forit.
You know harsh feelings fromanybody with an eye ring going
no, no, no, you have to work forit.
You know, yeah, I'm okay withwhat you said.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, I mean, you know, every once in a while you
find a unicorn.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Then he, you know, after I'mlaying those out, he's like,
well, you know what I'm saying,yeah, um.
Then he, you know, after I'mlaying those out, he's like,
well, you know, I, he was, hewas uh dating somebody before
that had the tongue ring.
What do you know about thetongue ring?
oh, I can't wait to hear thisone I said no, sir, I don't know
whether this happened and Idon't want you to judge his ex.
Uh, you know based on.
But a tongue ring says Imeasure my fellatio and
(20:48):
ass-eating sessions in hours,not minutes.
And kev also tongue ring yeah,no knows exactly how many licks
it takes to get the center of atootsie pop exactly all right
(21:15):
yeah, I have to ask this, youknow, is this based on personal
experience or is this based onjust a general knowledge?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
yes, okay, all right, there we go.
There's your answer.
There's your answer kev.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Just you know some personal experience in there,
thrown in with um, you know I, Imean I, I've always, you know
me, I, I, I always like to askquestions, oh yes, you do even
if, if I have nothing going onwith the woman or whatever, I'll
ask her questions, you know,based on you know.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Hey, I noticed you had a thumb right which I don't
know if we're done with thisparticular topic, but there is
something that you submitted onthe battle plan that I can't
wait to dig into.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
You actually had a conversation with a trans woman
and asked questions?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Absolutely, why not?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I didn't know.
You could ask questions.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, no, no, I, I again, I go into, I I'll talk to
anybody, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Oh, so will I.
I have a natural curiosityabout almost everything, but at
what point do you talk to atrans person and they take
offense to your questions?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I have.
I I guess I can disarm themwith a smile or something like
that, because I I never havehave had any problems.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Great Billy Corgan lyric.
By the way, I just sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I had a chat with a trans woman.
She was about two stalls overon the driving range and I did a
double take, very hot, veryattractive.
And I walked behind her stalland was watching her hit and
right behind her stall was thebucket of water where you clean
(23:06):
your clubs.
And I just flat out said, hey,what are your pronouns?
Oh, and she kind of was takenback, seemed a little taken back
.
She goes well, how do you know?
How did you know?
And I was like, come on, you'reas tall as me, you have giant
(23:26):
hands and you're piping yourdriver 275, 280 every time.
And she laughed.
She laughed she goes, yeah,yeah, she goes, yeah, um, and we
had just started talking.
I was just talking, you know,having a conversation about golf
with her and, and, um, she,before we, before we were, uh,
(23:48):
before we kind of separated, shegoes, you know, I, I'm kind of
surprised how cool you are.
And I said what she said for aMAGA guy, you're very, very cool
.
I was like, well, how did youknow that?
And she said, well, you're,come and take it.
Golf towels, a dead giveaway.
Yeah, I, just, I just, you know, we wrapped it up.
(24:15):
We had a nice little talk.
I was like, hey, man, you knowthe thing that you're
propagandists that you listen to.
You know that what the thingsthat they say about us, people
like us, is incorrect.
We, we really don't care whatyou do, we don't we, absolutely
we just want to be left aloneand you know, we want, you know,
(24:37):
our families to be okay and,you know, have the freedom that
the constitution gives us andeverything.
I, we don't care.
I mean God blessed you.
I mean you, you made a move inyour life and you're, you're
comfortable now and you're happynow and you found love now with
with someone, and that'sfantastic.
Don't care, don't judge.
(24:57):
You know, all we care about iswe want to be left alone and the
constitution's the fucking lawof the land.
Don't trample on it.
That's all we care about.
Okay, yeah, and she said thatdoesn't sound unreasonable.
We're kind of the same way.
We want to be left alone.
I was like yeah.
I said yeah, most of us arecool, or okay, it's the powers
(25:23):
that be that are trying todivide us with rhetoric.
You know.
I told her you would look at meand be like, well, this guy
probably hates me or I don'tlike him or whatever.
That's all based on the divideand conquer agenda that's out
there.
You know, I don't care what youdo I mean and what do you think
(25:44):
of me.
Are we cool?
And she goes god, I thinkyou're one of the nicest guys
I've I've talked to in a longtime.
I said good, tell your friendsand make sure they download
download the episode please.
I I think she may be actuallylistening because I, I, I did,
(26:05):
uh, that did come up, uh in theconversation.
So anissa anissa, if you're outthere, um, hey how you doing.
I'm glad you're here and thatwas a great conversation that we
had.
And damn does she hit a rightto left ball.
That is just right, you knowawesome little, perfect, little
draw, you know perfect there yougo.
(26:25):
You got another one for yourfoursome if you see a six two
anissa in the cinco ranch katierichmond area on a golf course
and she's wanting to play formoney, keep your fucking wallet
in your pocket you're going homelighter you're going home
lighter, she's going to own yourcar by the 17th hole.
(26:52):
Um, yeah, all right, let's, let, let's, let's get uh down to
brass tacks here.
Um Superbowl 59.
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Uh, you know what?
It was the third quarter.
The chiefs were down 34 tonothing and I turned to my wife
and I said do you realize, ifthis was Little League baseball,
that game would be over.
They would have mercy ruledthem.
That was that.
That was a beat down.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I don't remember a beat down like that and maybe
you can remember one since theBears 85, you know 86.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Super Bowl.
I do remember that one.
Yes, that was a massive, thatwas a shellacking.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
The defense, just completely annihilating them,
not even letting them cross the50-yard line until the fourth
quarter.
That is unbelievable, and I'm alittle angry at the NFL.
You were so into the agenda ofgetting Taylor Swift and and
Travis Kelsey to New Orleansthat you really blew the game,
(27:50):
because, I'll tell you thisright now, the Buffalo Bills,
baltimore Ravens and even theHouston Texans would have given
Philadelphia a better game thanthat you think, even with that
defense, the way they wereplaying, I have Philadelphia was
destined to win the Super Bowlthis year but it wouldn't have
been the shellacking like thatagainst Baltimore for sure, and
(28:11):
likely Buffalo and Houston.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
That defense just made the Chiefs look amateur.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
The Chiefs all year were, you know, paper tiger man,
I mean, it was spit and gum man.
Uh, coupled with some very,very timely calls by the
referees to help boost them towhere they were.
I thought we were gonna.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I thought we were gonna see a replay of that kind
of crap, with the very firstpenalty call against aj brown
yeah, not a push off.
But then the very next callwent against the Chiefs because
that was not a hit to the headby McDuffie.
It was not.
It should not have beenunnecessary roughness.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
I agree.
But here's the thing Was itjust me, or did the Chiefs look
slow?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
They looked really slow on offense and on defense
they looked really slow onoffense and on defense it kevin
looked.
It just looked like to me thatthey had no desire.
I mean, it was a hunger thing.
It was a.
It was a hunger thing.
I think that they realizedearly on like we're gonna get
our ass kicked today and theydidn't want to put forth the
(29:21):
effort to fight through it.
They're they down to mentallyand it could have been
subconsciously.
It's like I already got tworings, man.
I don't want to go through thepain that it would take to even
make this a game.
I think they quit.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
So do you think we've seen the last of Travis Kelsey?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
No, I don't think he's going out with that bad
taste in his mouth.
Okay, I don't think, I don'tthink he's going out with that
bad taste in his mouth.
Okay, I don't think he is.
That that's a tough.
That's a tough way to end it.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
However, he's got a lot of uh options.
I mean, you know he, he's gonna.
He's gonna be making movies.
You know he's one of those guysthat's going to follow the rock
, going to follow John Cena.
You know he's going to makemovies.
You know he's connected withTaylor Swift.
He's got his podcast is one ofthe best podcasts in the world,
one of the highest.
You know he's got a lot ofoptions and he may just be like
(30:13):
I don't want to go through thebullshit, but I would be
surprised as a football player,cause he can still play the game
If he, if he lets that be histhe last memory of him just
completely being destroyed.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Well, mahomes, after the game, said that he didn't
say anything about Travis Kelseycoming back.
He said that's his decision, ifhe wants to go through the
grind or not.
He still has a lot of footballleft in him.
It's just does he want to gothrough the grind?
I think that we have seen thelast of him.
He's going to go out the sameway that his brother went out
losing the Super Bowl, and oneof the main reasons that I say
(30:48):
this is because his girlfriendgot booed at the Super Bowl.
Got booed at the Super Bowl.
The NFL is not going tohighlight her as much next year
if he is in the league, sodoesn't have anything to prove
anymore yeah, that was, uh, thatwas crazy.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Now, yeah, the the media won't let you see it
because they have their ownagendas, but taylor swift was
soundly booed from inside ofthat stadium when they put her
up on the screen and trump wascheered, cheered.
I I couldn't believe it and ofcourse you're never gonna see
that on our propaganda media butyou heard it though.
(31:29):
Oh yeah, did you see howquickly the camera got away from
it?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
when they flashed to him, they the cheer went up, a
massive cheer huge cheers andquickly the camera cut.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You know uh got it got out of there because you
know they get.
They got to maintain theirfucking bullshit.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
So but yeah, that was not a good game, not a good
game at all.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Very, very disappointing product on the
field.
I was and again, that's all Iwas thinking I was like you know
what, God, I would love to seewhat Lamar Jackson and and Derek
Henry would have done here.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well, if you believe the conspiracy theorists, you'll
get your opportunity next year,because Super Bowl 60 logo has
already been released and thebackground is purple and the
main color is also light blue.
So they're saying that look outfor a Detroit, baltimore, super
Bowl in.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Super Bowl 60.
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Well, we'll check and see if it is.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I think that that's the end and I kept again.
I hate to say this.
I think that's the next.
I guess narrative that the NFLwants and will push along is
getting Lamar Jackson off theschneid.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
OK.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I think that I think that they're, I think that
they're wanting him.
It would be good for theproduct to have him in the big
game.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, I think that's the best narrative and I like
your Detroit narrative, but Ialso like the Jaden Daniels
narrative.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That's not my narrative.
That's just what the conspiracytheorists are saying after the
release of the super bowl logo.
I don't see detroit making it.
You know, dan campbell said twoyears ago that your window of
opportunity is so small.
They lost their offensivecoordinator and their defensive
coordinator to head coachingpositions and other teams.
I just I don't see them makinga run and I'm not convinced that
golf is the guy no, I, I, I'm,you know, I they that this was
(33:26):
their window.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, I mean this, this was their window.
I I think uh washington isgonna load up and uh billy ain't
going anywhere.
Yeah, exactly so.
And I and got to tell you wefound out on Super Bowl Sunday
that Aaron Rodgers was flushedby the Jets.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And I think that there's some teams out there
that are just that one pieceaway.
They have good rosters, kind oflike what we saw with Tom Brady
in 2020 with the Buccaneers.
Uh-huh, in 2020 with theBuccaneers.
That that may, uh, may, be asurprise next year.
Um it, you know Aaron Rogers,cause he doesn't want to go out
that way either.
(34:09):
Right, I think he will come.
I'd be very surprised if hewalked away now.
I think.
I think that he will be.
Uh, yeah, he's licking hiswounds right now a little bit,
and I think this would be a good, a nice.
As we talked about last week,you know, or the week before,
you know, this is a nice littlereset reboot.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You got smacked in the face do you think um uh, the
the mvp should have gone to?
Uh, jalen hurts.
I mean, he had a great game,but what about?
Speaker 2 (34:37):
that there was two guys on the defense.
Josh sweat was the mvp of game.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well, I think Kevin Burkhart was the MVP of that
game for having to carry TomBrady.
God, he's horrible.
Oh my God, dude.
You and I could have donebetter color commentary than
that.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah, I want to give Tom the benefit of the doubt.
It was too much, too soon forhim.
Yeah, I mean, you got to give.
He is the goat and he's got thename and he's got the looks and
everything like that.
You got to give him a coupleyears to get his shit together
in the broadcast booth.
You do, you just do.
(35:13):
Yeah, I mean that.
That should have been uh, whowho's fox's other guy, is it?
Uh?
Greg olsen yeah, greg, ol Isn'tAikman, or is Aikman on a
different?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Aikman's on prime for Thursday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
I would because I was thinking about that too is I
would love to have had Olson orAikman on this, or even Romo on
this game.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, we didn't learn anything from Tom Brady until
the game was already out ofreach, and then he's telling
stories about his days playing.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
But we didn't.
During the game, up until likethe fourth quarter, we got
nothing from him.
Well, kev, let me tell you thiseven though you say that about
tom brady um, outside of thephiladelphia eagles, he was the
biggest winner of the super bowlhow so?
Because, uh, it's gonna be awhile before people start
talking about Patrick Mahomesgoat shit yeah, yeah yeah, but
(36:09):
yeah, you know, brady didn't sayit.
You know or even allude to it.
You know because he's a classguy, but he's just like you guys
are way too quick to come at mewith that that Patrick Mahomes
stuff.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Mahomes did, considering his offensive line
wasn't there.
He did have a decent game.
I mean, he was the highlight oftheir offense.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
It was all during trash time.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
It was Kev.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
He and Xavier Worthy anyway.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
They pulled the.
He scored a touchdown on hisown.
You know, when it was 40 to six, they were pulling the starters
already.
Yeah.
So that that was trash time.
You know that, that that lastyou know 16 points was trash
time.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And yeah, great, great catch by worthy and all
that stuff and the bomb orwhatever, but that was against a
second string defensive backs,against, uh, uh, second string
defensive backs.
So, yeah, I, yeah, I, I, I, Ibet you believe me.
He boosted his, his stats.
Uh, because I was watching hisstats, you know, after every
series and I was like man, thisis a historic dump right here.
(37:15):
This is terrible in terms of he.
He is about to go down inhistory as the worst starting
quarterback in Super Bowlhistory.
You know worse than you knowthe Patriots 85, 86 quarterback.
You know worse.
This is terrible.
And then he got the trash timeboost.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, it was tough to watch.
It was really tough to watchand I'm not even a Chiefs fan,
I'm just I like good footballand that was just not good
football.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I got to ask Kev because you you know you got a
lot of family that are Chiefsfans how quiet was Sunday night.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Well, it was just Trish and me watching the game
together.
And Tim, I'm going to be honestwith you, if I had a penny
penny which Trump's getting ridof the penny, by the way but if
I had a penny for every time, mywife said, fuck me, dude, I'd
be a billionaire.
It was every play man oh yeahoh yeah, every play.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Kevin, and that was without the blitz.
That was just four dudes.
No blitz at all that.
That was four dudes.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Blitz that was just four dudes.
No blitz at all.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
That was four dudes just pinning their ears back and
saying we own the night.
Yeah, that's what that was.
And, kev, I like it becausemost of them are third, fourth,
fifth-round picks.
Uh-huh, yeah, I love that.
That's a great story.
Now, you know, I'm gettingtexts from Audrey.
You know she's, this is aboring game.
(38:45):
I'm like, yeah, you're, you'regeneration, generation Z, you're
used to offensive shootoutslike a video game.
This is the kind of shit thatwe grew up on.
You know, yeah, where you knowa defense would just dig in and
say, uh-uh.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Well, and you heard it after the game defense wins
the championships, totally,absolutely, defense wins the
championships.
So you know, a good defense isgoing to shut down a good
offense.
We've seen it time and timeagain.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I think that this season is a watermark season
because we'll have now a new era.
We'll have now a new era.
We are going to go from the youknow the shootout era, from the
you know the air raid era, tomore ball control, more running.
(39:35):
We saw that Look at thesuccessful teams this year all
had a running game and that setsyour quarterback up for success
.
Where they're not facing, youknow, heavy duty defensive
pressure, because it's eight inthe box man, they can.
They can do a play, action,pass and find somebody open with
some separation, you know.
So that does your quarterbacksome favor.
(39:56):
But you're also going to seemore of a concentration on
defense.
That's what we saw A lot of alot of.
You know it's a copycat league.
Of course it is.
So you know it's a copycatleague.
Of course it is.
So you know, this year youwatch the draft Everybody's
going to be looking fordefensive linemen, offensive
linemen, good running back.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Okay, so what sucked worse the game or halftime?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
God man, I don't want to again.
The last thing I want to do isbe the old guy at the bar.
But I and I love hip hop.
I mean, you know me, kev.
I mean I grew up on Ice-T, youknow Public Enemy.
I love Cool Moe D.
(40:48):
I mean I was a basketballplayer so I was injected into
the whole hip hop thing.
I love it.
But I just do not understandthat at all.
I walked away.
I just said, oh, I'm going totake a shower.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, it was unbelievably piss poor.
I couldn't understand a singleword Kendrick Lamar was saying.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't get it and you know I, I again.
The kids, they like him.
You know Audrey Jonas.
The kids, you know Dallas, theylike him.
I don't understand it.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Let me ask you this, okay, because you're a marketing
guy, who who's the targetaudience of the Super Bowl?
18 to 34 on TV, right, becauseif you look in the stands there
ain't no 18 to 34 in the stands.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Can't afford it well, no, 18 to 30, but that's not.
The halftime show is not forthem, it is for the tv audience
right, okay, so all right 18 to34.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
They might have hit a home run then with kendrick
lamar exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
I mean, you know, but you, if you go to see, if you
go to uh like x and the socialmedia, I mean, and I sent you a,
a snap, yeah, of probably themost winning tweet on the night.
I don't know if you have thathere, kev, if you can post that,
but yeah, this is for alldisabled people everywhere,
(42:13):
thank you.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Well, I don't know if you saw this or not, but I read
it this morning.
It actually happened yesterday.
The NFL regrets their decisionto make Kendrick Lamar and they
have issued a letter of apologyto Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Why?
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Because everybody thought Lil Wayne should have
been the halftime entertainment,because he's from New Orleans
and that's where the game wasplayed, they did not ask Lil
Wayne to be a part of it.
And because the ratings and thefeedback about Kendrick Lamar's
performance is so horrible,they sent him a letter of
apology saying we should havereconsidered.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, I didn't even think of that.
I mean, I know there was a lotof new Orleans flavor.
I mean, you had Harry Connickjr Up there.
Yeah.
So how do you leave out littleWayne?
I know, I know, okay, I didn'teven think of that, kev.
I oh, okay, I didn't even thinkof that.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Kev, I didn't either, until I read it this morning.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I didn't even think of it, but that's how bad it was
that the NFL's apologizing.
Yeah Well, has Kendrick Lamarsaid anything?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
No.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
See again, and this is why we're going to do this
right now.
I mean, I'm very limited onwhat I know and what I hear
because I'm off the grid.
I check X slash Twitter everyso often, but I don't do any
social media and I don't watchthe propaganda news.
So what's going on in the world?
What did I miss over the pastweek that I probably should know
(43:36):
about?
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Well, we've already talked about a couple of
different things.
You know the Telemundo KCreporter who got murdered at the
Super Bowl.
Then we also just talked aboutthe NFL sending a letter of
apology to Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Here's something you know the name, luigi Mangione,
of course you do the guy whoshot the Health South or the the
United?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Health.
Yeah, ceo yeah.
Ceo.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Do you know how much he has raised on?
It's called Give Send Gocampaign and it's been set up by
the December 4th legalcommittee.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
He's raised $300,000 for his legal defense.
Oh man, I mean there's again.
There's anger out there, managainst healthcare
pharmaceuticals.
I mean there's anger.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
People got hurt, people have been hurt, man yeah
yeah, and he's going to acceptthe money, by the way.
Why wouldn't he?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
What else is he going to do?
Speaker 3 (44:37):
Remember we talked about that asteroid a little
while ago.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Yeah, yeah, we're going to die in 2032, according
to your last report.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Well, the chances of that have increased.
According to scientists, itused to be a 1 in 83 chance.
Now it's a 1 in 79 chance.
They're still not saying thatit caused for alarm, though.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
You know I was thinking about that after you
gave that report that we have,like, an asteroid that's
supposed to hit us in 2032.
Yeah, if the powers that be,you know the axis of evil, the
billionaires, and you know thepeople who hate the world and
hate humanity, if they had anopportunity, I think they would
steer us into that.
(45:18):
I think they're rooting for theasteroid.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Go asteroid go.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
You just get that feeling.
You know all these eugenicistswho want everybody dead because
you know we're a virus humanpopulation.
They'd be just like hey, isthere any way that we could move
Earth just a little bit, youknow, to the right?
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, tilt it just a little more.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, we got some time to get it done, you know.
Oh yeah, I'm just saying whatelse is happening, kev.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Those are about the only interesting things that are
happening.
Most everything else is justpolitics.
It's you know about Trumptrying to get rid of the penny.
Also, you know the tariffs thatare being enacted and you told
us why the tariffs are beingenacted last week and I mean it
makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Why did it take Trump to do an executive order on a
penny?
Are these ass clowns thatmathematically challenged?
If it takes two cents to make aone-cent penny, why are you
making it?
Speaker 3 (46:23):
Right.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
You're losing money right out of the box.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yeah, not a good business decision.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
They just don't.
They don't give a fuck aboutmoney.
They're just like hey man, it'snot our money.
And if we really run low thefederal print, yeah, we'll just
print some more.
And fuck you.
Inflation it's which is just atax on us, it's another tax on
us.
Fuck you, we'll just print more, fuck you.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
The other thing, and this will get us into more Super
Bowl talk what ad do you thinkwon the Super Bowl according to
the ad meter?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Kev.
The one that got me was theGoogle Pics one where you know
the little girl growing up andhe's talking to the AI about his
job qualifications, and hedropped his little girl off up.
And he's talking to the AIabout his job qualifications,
and he dropped his job.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
That was a great one, oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
I was like oh, why did you do that?
Man, don't do that.
I was like cause it reminded meof when I dropped Audrey off at
Texas tech.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
And yeah, that was my personal favorite one.
What?
What are the uh analysts saying?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
uh.
Matt damon, david beckham,stella artois yeah that was a
great one.
My favorite one was seal sealspace on an actual seal.
When he that was hilarious dude.
It was for mountain dew, bajablast iast.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
I'm just wondering why it took so long to do that,
Aren't you, though?
I mean, Seal has been in theAmerican spotlight for 30 years
now, man.
Why did it take 30 years forsomebody to say you know what
would be really, reallyhilarious If we put Seal's face
(48:03):
on an actual seal?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
really hilarious if we put seal's face on an actual
seal and you, you were, you weremarketing.
As I mentioned before thoseadvertising meetings, that's
what they do.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
They sit around and they just start brainstorming
and throwing ideas out andsomebody says seal's face on a
seal and and boom, suddenly theroom, like you can feel a feel a
cold air in the room, go,that's it man.
Yeah, I love it when I do that.
When I, when I'm doing creativefor you know, idea or whatever
and I, I, I like, throw out anidea and then the room gets
(48:35):
quiet, they're like oh you know,I hate to tell him, but
tuttle's got this one again.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, that used to be a big feather in my cap and
whenever we would havebrainstorming sessions with uh,
the q morning zoo, with tuddlingthe client show, and we'd all
just sit around and throw ideasout.
And I'd throw ideas out and timwould say hey, you know what
claim.
There's no bad ideas in abrainstorm, except yours except,
except that one.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
I know, man, I was such a dick to you, I was such a
dick to everybody it was funnyI just I never took that
personal.
Speaker 3 (49:10):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
all I was doing the whole time?
Well, some people did kev.
All I was doing for my whole 26year radio career was just
keeping my comedy knife sharp.
Take no prisoners I exactly.
None of it was ever personaland there was enough that I
jabbed myself, you know, tooffset some of it right where
you could see what I was doing.
I was very self-deprecating,yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
No bad ideas, klein, except yours.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Except yours.
That was terrible.
What the fuck was that?
Speaker 3 (49:40):
We got interns over here who are more creative.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
Jesus Christ, I'll go to the bathroom and take a shit
and ask him for a better idea.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
That was one of the lines that he used.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, Client can't come in today.
He's not feeling well.
Well, that's okay, I'll go takea dump and put some headphones.
On the dump it's the kumarangzoo with tim tuttle and pile of
(50:16):
shit.
I know a lot of you're sayingright now there's no difference.
I'm so sorry am I laughing?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
I'm laughing.
You deserve better.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
No, that's cool, that's funny, that's funny now I
want, I want to offset this youdo uh, by by a little
self-deprecation.
You know, I know I was kind ofa dick for a couple minutes
there.
Uh, yeah, I I've been, um, mysister, tina has done some
unbelievable work, um, goingthrough the ancestry, our
(50:56):
ancestry, particularly on thetitle side right now, right, and
I'm I've been contemplatingafter reading some of this, just
thinking about you know myancestors a lot over the past
few weeks.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Well, we found out that you're a descendant of
Aaron Burr.
Yes, and you're related to BillBurr, correct, which would now
make you related to Billy Corganfrom Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Oh, is he related to Bill Burr?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Apparently they're half brothers.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
No shit, how is that possible?
Speaker 3 (51:27):
share the same dad, so bill burr's dad was fucking
around he's pissed.
Uh, howie mandel on his podcastwas the one that brought this
up, with billy corgan as a guest, and apparently it's true wow,
did they do a dna test orsomething like that?
I don't know if Burr actuallywants to do a DNA test, but he
(51:48):
has come out and said I am nonetoo pleased that this
information is out there becauseapparently I don't know if he
liked his dad or didn't like hisdad, but yeah, and he's like
you know.
And what narcissistic assholenames two kids William, bill,
billy.
That's so crazy.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
That's so crazy, you know.
I know Bill has, you know, hada rough upbringing.
His dad was pretty much a dickRight.
Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
But you know he had.
You know he loves his dad.
From what I've gotten from his,you know his fireside chats,
his podcast, and you know evensome of the standup.
I don't even know if his dad'saround anymore, though, either.
I'm not sure.
Um, I should know, since youknow his dad's my seventh cousin
or something, but that's, thatis uh.
(52:37):
Wow, that is a lot to uh tounpeel right there.
Cav, yeah, there's a lot there.
I mean, you're right, he namedBill.
What's the age difference?
They're about the same, youknow.
I know Bill Burr is threemonths older than me.
July of 68.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Billy Corrigan.
Is he old?
I think he's a little bit older, Not by much.
I think it is Wow, that's soclose yeah and then I mean sure,
bill burr's dad's a dick fordoing that or whatever.
But uh, yeah, if you're firing,uh, you know some, some shots,
(53:21):
and two of those shots becometop of the line entertainers,
there's got you.
There's something to be saidabout your jizz, man, exactly
yeah am I right?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
yes, sir, you're right.
So what are you finding outabout your ancestry?
Speaker 2 (53:42):
I, I I just I'm just from what I'm reading in terms
of, uh, you know the stories andeverything like that, because a
lot of it is, you know, notjust quantitative, like who they
are, it's like qualitative.
You know what they did andwhatever I I, I think that each
generation that I go back,they're twice as strong as the
(54:03):
previous one, or they are twiceas strong as the subsequent one.
You know, like, like my dad,world war ii vet at the age of
17.
You know pacific theater, youknow all that stuff.
Um, go back to his dad.
I mean his dad like built thefamily house and was a pillar of
(54:25):
the community of Milwaukee, thecity of Milwaukee, you know and
then his pressure there right.
Yeah, and then his dad beforehim he like migrated the family
from you know a farm in New Yorkto Wisconsin and began to build
the you know the total empireyou know.
And then his dad before him wasin the civil war, fighting in
(54:50):
the civil war, highly decorated.
So I'm just like, wow, man,these guys just get tougher
every generation that I go back.
Speaker 3 (54:59):
Well, there's two thoughts to that.
Okay, and you as a parent wouldprobably go with this thought
is you go through hardships sothat the next generation doesn't
have to right.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yeah, but you know, kev, that's all well and good,
if there was just a little bitmore there.
I mean me.
I get tired after running acouple hours of errands and I
have to take a nap.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well, that leads me to the second part of it is that
we have become soft.
We are a softer species thanwhat they previously were.
That's just a fact.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Totally mean absolutely.
I I always think of that.
You know, when I I Iconceptualize my dad graduated
high school early, just to be inworld war ii at 17.
He's in world war ii.
And if you would have told me,hey, you need to go fight a
world war when I was 17, I'dhave been like fuck you, dude,
(56:03):
I'm gonna go get high.
Are you crazy?
I'm not getting killed for thisshit right yeah yeah, they were
different breed man.
They were different breed like,like he, if you think about it,
my dad, he'd made the decision.
(56:25):
He was so pissed off from, youknow, the Japanese and the
Germans and shit like that, thatyou know, and that shit started
when all started, when my dadwas, what, 12, 13 years old.
All that shit started.
So he's growing up and he's ateenager and stuff like that,
(56:48):
like that.
You know, 13, 14, 15, just allpissed off, just like god.
They motherfuckers, you know,and you know he, my dad, was a
baller too, a great punter, agreat quarterback, you know.
Yes, they didn't have the facemasks back in his era at rufus
king high school, uh, but he waslike a baller.
But all he's thinking about isI just I want to kill some
fucking axes of evilmotherfuckers, you know, yeah,
(57:13):
and so he makes the decisionthat I'm gonna study extra hard
and take more of a workload andeven take some summer school so
I can only have three years ofhigh school and get the fuck out
of there so I can graduate andgo fight a war.
That's mind-boggling to me.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah, well, it happened a lot, you know, back
then.
And if it wasn't for him, wemight be speaking German.
You know, If it wasn't forpeople like your dad, like my
grandfather-in-law, we might bespeaking german bro yeah, I know
cap, but here's the thingthough.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
You know and we always hear that um my mom's
maiden name is schmidt.
I'd be cool mine's right yeah,we would be fine, we're okay.
The rest of you would be fucked.
If you're listening to ourvoices right now or watching
this on youtube and be like manI'm so glad that we won that war
(58:09):
, I'd hate yeah, I get it.
I get it, you know, because alot of you are probably in those
, I guess, crosshairs of hateand evil.
But, kevin, I would be, fine, Ilove bratwurst.
Yeah, good stuff, I love it.
Man, a warm beer, I don't givea shit.
(58:29):
Throw some crowd on that thing,throw some crowd on that, I
don't give a shit.
Obviously we're joking.
We hate, we hate fascism, andthere'd be nothing more fun than
to kill a Nazi back in theearly forties.
That would've been fun.
Speaker 3 (58:48):
Hey, did you see what is actually happening in
Houston with the protests overthe highway?
Speaker 2 (58:54):
No, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Trish shows me these pictures and there's a bunch of
Hispanics that stand on theoverpass of, I mean, it's a
massive amount of protesting,deportations and all this kind
of stuff.
Then she shows me a picture ofwhite supremacists holding a
Nazi sign on overpass, you know,saying make America white again
(59:22):
.
And yeah, that's actuallyhappening.
I saw the picture.
Speaker 2 (59:27):
Yeah, I would be willing to bet all of my net
worth that those two guys areeither FBI or CIA stirring shit
up.
Speaker 3 (59:38):
Well, I wasn't even talking about that.
I'm just talking about onegroup is really really big and
the other group's two people.
Yeah, yeah, it's so different,man.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
But you know, since they're agents, they have backup
ready to come in and help themout.
Speaker 3 (59:57):
So if that's the case , what are they trying to do?
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Just stir it up, man.
Divide, divide, divide, divide,divide, divide.
Now that's their only.
That's the only thing they cando is divide, divide, divide.
They're freaking out right nowbecause they couldn't divide us
enough on November 5th.
You know, we came together andsaid enough of this bullshit.
They're freaking out now, butthat's the number one playbook
(01:00:21):
of the powers that be who havenefarious agendas for us is to
divide us.
Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
You know well, was america?
America wasn't white to beginwith, right?
No, it was indigenous, yeah.
So why are we making it whiteagain?
Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
it was never white to begin with exactly dumbass and
nobody would do that, unlessit's an agent provocateur, you
know, unless it's.
I mean that shit is just soobvious false flag.
It makes it actually makes melaugh that they're that sloppy
now.
You know you better do betterwith your shenanigans.
(01:00:59):
Cia and fbi, do better.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
You know you've gotten really sloppy with the
shit lately so that was kind ofoff on a tangent, but it made me
think about that can't wait forthe ai to go through this one
and sift through it exactly howmany lists am I going to be on?
Both of us this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Yeah, you poor bastard, you're not even that
bad, but you guilty byassociation.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
That's right, yep.
One shoots and there's five inyou Guess what?
You're all five convicted.
Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
I could just see Kev you know he's getting strapped
down to the guillotine lookingup and going.
I had to be partners withTuttle huh.
Really, I could have done thatsolo morning show back in 1996.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
It wouldn't have been this fun.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
All right, hey Kev, I got to wrap it up because I did
not get a setup yet, becauseFed Chairman Powell was doing a
congressional hearing for anhour, so the price action was
just basically barcoding up anddown in a tight range.
So I did not get a setup yet.
I got to try to make make somemoney, so I got to wrap up.
This has been a blast, as usual.
(01:02:14):
Yeah for sure.
And again, please download theepisode.
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This is our 50th episode,actually 51st.
(01:02:36):
We had kind of a pilot episode,but I can't believe we have
done this many episodes so far.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
And we're halfway to 100, man, they say, when 100
hits.
Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
That's when you really start getting the
difference, really okay, I don'tknow, it's what they say.
They say 100 is the magicnumber.
Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
happens at 100 kev, no idea.
Do I finally get to put thefries down and be the assistant
manager?
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
yeah, later man that's it for this episode of
the tuttle and klein show.
See you, yeah, later man.
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