Two Guys, No Script

Temu starts as a joke and somehow turns into a life plan. We’re talking cheap tools, delayed deliveries, the Temu Farmland grind for “free” stuff, and the slippery slope from buying a $5 screwdriver set to dreaming about jet boats, mini trucks, and a whole fleet of weird little vehicles parked on a property you probably should have used for a house.

Remy joins us and brings the kind of relationship story yo...

We show up tired, slightly annoyed, and determined to record anyway, and that’s exactly how this one turns into a perfect Two Guys Off Script mess. The night starts with schedule guilt and jobsite heat, then swings into the important stuff: dinner plans, rediscovering seafood, and why a tuna sandwich can still be elite even if everyone makes fun of it.

From there we take a hard left into Temu, because nothing says &ldq...

Your week can be “too busy” even when it’s only one night of plans, and we feel that hard as we pick up the mic after missing a week. The recording starts a little chaotic, then quickly turns into the kind of real-life catch-up that makes hanging out feel like a full agenda: motorcycles, money, work schedules, and the constant math of what you can fit into a normal week. 

We get into a Harley-Davidson ...

A cold pasta salad gets called spaghetti, salsa becomes “sauce,” and somehow that’s only the beginning of our first guest episode with Gavin. We’re back in full small-town comedy podcast mode, where the best stories come from long workdays, bad lighting, and friends who will absolutely narrate your worst moment for the rest of your life.

We bounce from workplace stories and rainy-day gear that looks r...

A lifeguard’s whistle, a truck in a ditch, and a tornado watch outside the basement window. That’s the kind of night we’re bringing you, and somehow it still turns into a conversation about marriage, kids, and building a house like we’re responsible adults.

We start with the simple stuff: how the week’s been, what we’re doing this weekend, and why a casino trip sounds fun until you remembe...

Sweat, smoke, and bad decisions make great conversation, and we prove it again by jumping from summertime suffering straight into listener questions we cannot ignore. We talk smooth bore vs fog pattern from a firefighter’s point of view, then get weirdly practical about hot-weather comfort: swamp ass, toe jam, chafing, foot stink, and what actually helps when you have to work in the heat. Yes, we say the quiet parts out loud,...

A poster falls off the wall, the AC barely works, and somehow that turns into a full debate about Harleys, pontoon boats, and what it actually takes to keep a small podcast alive. We’re talking shop like we always do, starting with the real-life chaos of filming a DIY video podcast and why the simplest setup tasks can eat the whole night. If you’ve ever tried to build something, fix something, or just keep a project mov...

You ever put off something small like a dentist appointment, then build it up in your head until it feels like a financial disaster? We start there, comparing notes on cavities, dental insurance, and the weird relief of learning that “years later” doesn’t always mean “you’re doomed.” From teeth to basic self-maintenance, we keep it practical and honest, because real life is expensive enough witho...

One bad decision at work can follow you for weeks, but the worst part is your buddy will remember it forever and bring it up on a microphone. We roll straight from a long shift into a raw, unedited hang where the “how was your day” turns into tool talk and haircut roasting.

The stories bounce through our world: jobsite injuries and instant karma, the weird stuff you find around cars, and the pranks that end up on...

Watching a podcast change in real time is half the fun and we found that out at 5 a.m. while testing our first video podcast setup. You’ll hear us joke about the new “studio” feel, argue about who actually shows up on time, and admit that being seen on camera is a whole different kind of pressure than audio.

From there, it’s a straight shot into real-life blue-collar problems: turkey season conflicts,...

We talk through our first run of podcast shirts and what we’re testing with a $5 supporter tier giveaway, because making an independent comedy podcast costs real money and we’re trying to grow it the smart way. Then we get into the big-screen obsession: measuring TVs with outstretched arms in Walmart, the chaos of delivery, and the dream of going even bigger. We also share what we want to do next with the show, includin...