Behind Closed Doors: The Inconsistent Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
nice good 30, 30 seconds of silence will be great
for the audio podcast.
People will be like um hello,hello, exactly.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We'll make them wonder hello, you've reached.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
You've reached vaguely inconsistent, consistent
.
How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Consistence.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Vaginally incontinent .

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yes, that's how I am Did you have softball tonight.
I did not.
How is it not weekly?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is there another team ?
I just didn't do it today.
I went to a concert last nightup north and then was out late
and then was, like you know, Ididn't want to feel rushed.
Getting back I said I'm goingto pass this week who did you
see?
Above and beyond.
They're like EDM.

(01:03):
I knew it, that was my firstthought too, what's up north
mean.
It's Ridgefield, so it's northof Vancouver, so it's about 45
minutes away, or so Not kidding,we went over this already.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, I was like how is that only 45?
Oh yeah, we had thisconversation so, but yeah, and
the venue's nice.
Oh, is that only 45?
Oh yeah, we had thisconversation.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
So, but yeah, and the venue's nice it's.
You know, we, a couple of myfriends had.
They have a big giant RV withlike a party deck on top of it.
There's only like 26 of them ofthis vintage that had ever been
made.
And so there's a casino about 10minutes away from the

(01:47):
amphitheater, so we all metthere, pre-gamed and then went
over to the show, and the showdidn't get done until right at
11 o'clock last night.
So by the time we got back tothe RV it was already 1230.
We got back into a little moretrouble, and so I ended up
crashing on the couch in the RV,which was cool.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It took 90 minutes to get from the venue to the RV.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The parking is awful.
There's only a couple of roadsthat go in and out of it.
So we even did an Uber becausewe didn't want anyone driving,
because, you know, everybody wasPre-game, yeah, pre-game.
And so we took a Lyft.
So the Lyft that we took therewe got the guy's number and
called him when we were done,Said, hey, can you come pick us

(02:32):
up?
And he was like, yeah, sure,but it took him half hour to get
from where he was at to pick usup and then to deal with all
the traffic and everything.
But thankfully it was a lotless by the time he got to us
because a lot of the traffic haddissipated.
But right, but no, it was areally good show.
So wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
So how does, how does that work, in the sense of you
got his number, so you I guessyou avoid using the lift app?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Correct, we just paid him cash afterwards.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay so then we yeah I don't, I don't
lift the.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Rubers.
We knew the car fit all five ofus and all that kind of stuff.
Sometimes even the XLs are alittle.
They're like, oh, you can fitmore on the L-side.
You're like, no, okay, maybe ifthey're all jack-sized it's
wise, three children maybe.

(03:23):
The guy was fine to have hisnumber.
Now, if I need to lift anyother time and I don't feel like
dealing with all the the liftbullshit, I have his number so I
can just be like hey, dude like.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
he'll be like nah, it's surge pricing, son, you got
to hook a brother up a littlemore.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, the surge pricing on the way back for the
12-minute ride or whatever, itwas going to be $160 for the
five of us to get back, so wegave him $100.
So he still made out all right.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'd be curious what he would have made.
Yeah, I was going to take mostof that anyways, right, so he's
going to.
That's like sending a privatemessage to your eBay seller Like
so Yep, do you mind pullingthis down?
And I'll give you Is that yournew season Raiders cup Jack?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yes, they gave us new cups yesterday.
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Eric.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Allen.
Eric Allen.
I don't know if they'll keep itgoing during the season, but
we'll see.
But it was fun to get back in.
Yeah the souvenir cup.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, alright.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because yesterday was your guys' first home game,
right?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Pre-season, pre-season, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Shit.
I think it's the only one.
I was going to say, because theBroncos, I think, only have one
, yeah, we don't have anothergame until the Chargers, the
yeah, we don't have another gameuntil the Chargers, the 15th or
16th.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Monday Night Football Okay, yeah, 15th or 16th,
whatever, it is One homepreseason game this year.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It was cool, though it was fun to be back for real
football.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
No fights.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah Well, you know, ashton Gentry looked all right,
so I don't know, I think he'llbe all right, he looked all
right.
We gave him the ball a fewtimes, yeah.
I saw some.
Gino had a nice pass to Brock,so hopefully that keeps going.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
That'll be a theme all year.
Yeah, but Jenty everybody'slike, because obviously I
watched a lot of college andwatched him in college.
It was like he's playingagainst high school teams.
Of course he's going to lookgood.
Put him in the NFL and see whathappens.
And game one.
What happened what?
3-4 carries, 0 yards, and thennow this game.

(05:39):
I was just looking at it.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
What did it say?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
And then this game.
It was like what eight carries,32 yards, or something like
that blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Where'd it go?
He was right there.
Ashton janty proved he coulddeliver hits and absorb them at
the nfl level, rushing for abruising 33 yards and a
touchdown on seven carries aheadof time for friday night, and
then no matter when they figureit out two weeks ahead of time.
What would be the two games youwant to go to Like?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
we'll see.
I know right Crap.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't see Lou all year until December and I see
him for three freaking footballgames in a row.
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I saw him in July.
We'll see him again for fivemonths.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
But when?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I do.
It'll be three times in fourweeks.
That's funny.
Oh gosh, oh man.
So how was the week?
My week was busy.
It was just tiring and busy.
I had to walk propertyliterally instead of just
drive-thru properties.
Once a year I do this for treeinspections and, oh my God, I

(06:52):
hit one property, only hit halfof it and it took me like four
hours and it's 90, 95 degreesoutside and it was.
It was miserable.
That was like Monday andTuesday between that,
inspections and meeting vendors.
That was terrible.
Wednesday finally got a breakand get back to the office, and
Thursday back at it.
It was just in the meetings.
On top of that, luckily I hadFriday off, so that's what I was

(07:15):
going to go to Colorado Springscomic con, but then I was like
65 bucks for a Friday ticket.
You are out of your damn mind.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, After you said that, I went and looked at like
the panels.
I'm like, okay, well, maybe hecan do something, but I'm like
none of these panels are weak asfuck, Tim Yep that's what I was
thinking too.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I was like I can make it work.
And then I also thought aboutSunday.
Right, I was like, well, fridaywas only $3 to $9.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
That's what I thought right, nope and.
I was like all right, no, I'lljust go, maybe Sunday and just
find something to do then, Right?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
No, it was actually $70.
On Sunday More yeah, it was $5more and a three-day badge was
$145.
A three-day badge that I paidfor in Denver was $100.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah, no, fan Expo is bigger than Colorado Springs,
exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
It was like you guys, don't get me wrong, they did
have a good lineup.
I mean, if you were going forautographs okay fine, but I was
only going for one.
At that point, I was like youknow what I hope to see you in
LA in 2017.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
If we had our celebration passes in hand,
totally would have been worth it.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's different,
absolutely different.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We could have cleaned up on those.
They had a good lineup, whoknows?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
when those will show up hopefully soon.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think what's going to happen.
Like I told you guys, you knowhow they emailed me back from
two months ago and said ifthey're gonna have the store
open opening soon, I thinkthey're gonna put those badges
on the store oh, I'm sure theywill yeah and then ours are
gonna come with the regular,because the only way you even
knew about buying them was ifyou walked up and asked there

(08:47):
was no signage or anythinganywhere that at all.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
No marketing like I don't know what you're talking
about bro, yeah, let me talk tomy manager.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
And then the manager would be like okay, let me take
you to the secret a couplepeople knew.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
But here's the thing it sold out, that's true.
So enough word of mouth wentaround that they sold out and
people on Sunday could not order.
That's true, but again, itstill makes no sense.
It's like that should be orderas many as you want and we will
print as many as we need.
That is the dumbest thing.
So I think that's what's goingto happen when, like I said,

(09:19):
they didn't say when they're,they just said soon, um, I'm not
sure you know the only thing Ireally I'm trying to think of
jack that, the comment you madeyou got to get the hoodie.
Yeah, I got to get the vadershirt.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
The they gave me a medium instead of xl, so other
than that, I honestly can'tthink of too much that I that I
didn't get there was that wasn'tthere the pin like that wasn't
there.
Yeah, that I was like we misseda revenge of the sith pin well,
there was the tri logo too,that somebody wanted right that

(09:55):
was a shirt, though the pin Igot no, no, but the shirt there,
wasn't there somebody in ourgroup wanted the tri logo.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, that's a good point so something else to keep
an eye out for.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
But I'm trying to think of, like I can't think of
anything else that I've.
Really.
That shirt was really allthat's it, unless it's like
that'll be some FOMO shit.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You're like you know what?
That was cool.
Let me order it now.
That's what I'm thinking, I'mtrying to, I'm not about to walk
up there for $1,500.
Let me, uh, I can order alittle bit.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I remember what it was.
It was.
It was old girls.
Um, revenge of the Sith hoodie,Uh and the uh, that purple and
gray with the flower, I can'tthose two, uh, after seeing them
, it, after seeing them, it waslike, okay, that's actually
really good, those would be mythings.

(10:49):
If it's available, I wonder ifit's going to be open for
everybody.
Is there a way to know?
Like, oh, I guess they have ouraccount information.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Generally they do, we get first dibs.
That's what happened withEurope last time.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
The pass holders got dibs and then by the time it
opened up for everyone else.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
The pass holders got dibs and then by the time it
opened up for everyone else, thepass sets were gone.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was like I don't want anything, then Fuck you
Europe.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, again, that's the dumbest thing, I don't
understand how you just printwhat you need, because those
were nice passes until the Japanpasses came out.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, yeah, we'll have to have a.
We'll have to have acelebration, pass battle royal
at some point where we take allthe different pass sets and we
have them go against each otherLike a freaking tournament

(11:43):
bracket.
Yeah, yeah.
And then Jack can show us Hisframed photo of all of his, or
his framed Picture, or framedMontage of all of his autographs
.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I almost have Two sets complete.
I need to do.
Well, I have one set.
I have Celebration 3 complete,I think.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
There's one.
You were only one away from, Ithought.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, the one that you just got me with Finn that
set.
What year was that?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Was that 2017 Orlando ?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Well, it's whichever one cameout right after or right before.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
That would have been episode 8.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
It would have been after 7.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Right, so that would have been 17 then.
No, chicago was 19.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
It might have been Chicago.
It might, could have been.
I know.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I took a picture of it Because 15 was 7, episode 7.
So, 17 would have been episode8, and it would have been.
It would have been oh no,Orlando 17.
Orlando 17.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Orlando 17.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
All right, all right.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Not bad for not having been and have no interest
in going In the summer.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's where Empire's gonna be.
Lou, he's gonna have to.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dude, I know right they're gonna do that shit, just
the best way.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well, the only reason that they wouldn't is if?
Well, no, they will, BecauseLucas' museum too.
There's one down there too uhwell, they'll no, sorry, they'll
have it in la because of museum, right, I would explain well,
that's why 27, we figured 30,though yeah, but for 30, for 25

(13:39):
years, it'll be in orlando, justto piss lou off.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
He'll be in shorts and tank tops, bro, it'll be
hilarious Look if they do itearly enough in the spring, late
enough in the spring, earlyenough in the summer, it won't
be that bad.
Like I can talk.
I mean I did live in New Jersey.
You know I was by the water.
Okinawa, you know I was on anisland.
So it's like I haven't done itbefore.
It's Is he in Okinawa?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yes, they're both by water.
I was in Okinawa, new Jersey,guys, same thing, literally it's
almost the same thing.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
What's their Latin longitude, are they?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
even close enough to the equator One has smog.
Yeah, there's not a lot of smog.
It was just dirty.
I mean it's more of a cow farts.
A lot of people forget NewJersey.
Not a lot of smog, it was justdirty, I mean it's more of a cow
farts.
You know, a lot of peopleforget Jersey's a lot of like
dairy cows there, yeah, and BonJovi and Redman and Bon Jovi
Redman's from Jersey.
Man, I would have lost that bet.
Brick City, sorry, but yeah, soagain it's like wait what is it

(14:46):
April?
1, 2, 3?
1, 2, 3, 4 or whatever in 27?
If they do that for Orlando,I'd be fine.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
They've always done Orlando in like August, though
that's my thing.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
For whatever reason, they always yeah.
For whatever reason they pickthat dumbass shit.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, the problem is you probably have to book it
really early, because I'mguessing everybody has that
opinion, right, the problem isgetting anywhere, getting into a
lot of places, I think a lot ofplaces which are kind of
destination for conventions andstuff, and I'm not talking about
like fan conventions, I'mtalking about like business
conventions, right, like gettingthem in at the first half of

(15:20):
the year or the first few monthsof the year means that they can
roll out whatever they're doingfor a year type of thing, right
?
So I'm guessing it's it's harderto book time at certain places
like Orlando that are verypopular for those you know,
business conventions and thattype of thing because it's easy
for them to to just, oh guys,it's Disney, come on, um and

(15:43):
Anaheim is.
It's easy for them to just, ohguys, it's Disney, come on and
Anaheim is.
I'm surprised they're not doingit at Anaheim, but I'm guessing
it's probably a size thing.
They probably expect yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, for the 50th of Star Wars.
You gotta get the biggest oneyou can get.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I thought Anaheim was bigger than LA Convention
Center.
I don't think so.
I remember that Anaheim wasbigger than LA Convention Center
.
I don't think so.
I remember that was the backand forth On the socials when
people were like, no, it's thissquare footage.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I was going to look it up.
I got it.
I'm on it.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm your Oracle.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, ned over there, I'm a hacker man.
What'd you think about weapons,lou?
Did you like it?

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I did.
No, it's funny.
It's one of these movies whereI enjoyed it a lot.
Don't need to watch it again,but I found a little bit of it
predictable like I won't spoilit here at all, but part of it
was a little bit predictable.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Just the how was not right uh, that dude and it
became a comedy that last 20minutes dude I told I leaned
over to my wife I'm like they'remaking this funny because some
fucked up shit's about to happen.
And then some fucked up shithappened.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Oh, yeah, dude, yeah, dude I was just like.
I'm laughing, and then I wasn'tlaughing.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I was like, oh OK, all right, twitch a little bit,
but man, it was cool and it madesense, because I had to think
about it for a while.
I was like why did this parthappen over here?
And it's fine.
And over here I'm like, oh,because of the way.
Okay, okay, I get it now, butit's almost like I don't know.

(17:36):
I wanted A little bit more.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I wanted the follow up and Does it leave itself
available To a sequel?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Because I thought I read something that said they're
going to do a prequel, does itleave itself available to a
sequel?
Because I thought I readsomething that said they're
going to do a prequel.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I did read something that said they're going to do a
prequel.
They can do a prequel.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
They can do a prequel pretty easily, no problem.
Yeah, they can do that.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Sorry, I spoke out.
I was thinking about it whilesaying it and I immediately went
sequel.
But I remember seeing somethingwhere they said they already
greenlit a prequel yeah, aprequel would work, a sequel not
so much if what they could dowas like in the prequel.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
If they want to add like a post credit scene to
follow up on the original, surethey could do something for
three minutes, but it's honestlynot really no, and if they, if
they explain a little bit morein the prequel, that would go a
long way too, like they wouldfor the situation that's going
on.
Like, how is that allowed to goon?
I would like to learn how thatis a thing.

(18:39):
So uh, that would be kind ofcool.
I'd be all right with that, butI don't think a sequel.
I mean, if they're going to doa sequel, do a comic book.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
You know something.
I don't know, it was not ahappy ending at all, so I don't
need to go on.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Was it though?
I don't know.
I don't know if I would call itnot a happy ending.
It wasn't.
I mean, you got five characters.
One of them kind of had a headgame One, yeah, it could be zero
.
It wasn't Glass half full.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
This is true All right or glass 20% full, in this
case All right, who's bigger?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well, so I found a list of all the biggest US
convention centers, but then Irealized that the article's from
2012.
So this probably has changedslightly, just because oh, yeah,
not so much Anaheim, and LA,though, so they list the number.
As far as biggest sizeinformation, this article says

(19:41):
all their information came fromWikipedia.
So again, it's all Right.
There's going to be people inthe comments that are going to
go wait a second.
So, as of 2012, the largestconvention center in the United
States is McCormick Place inChicago, with 2,760,000 square
foot of space.
Number two is the Orange CountyConvention Center in Orlando,

(20:04):
with 2,100,000 square feet oftotal space.
Number three is the Las VegasConvention Center with 2 million
square feet of space.
I did see another article thatsaid that the 2018, because the
article that I saw was in 2018,in 2018, las Vegas hosted 44 of

(20:26):
the top 200 conventions in theworld, so now we also have the
hotels to cover it too, yeah soso, going on down um san, number
18 is san diego conventioncenter with 615 000 square feet,
but I think they've expandedsince then, right?
I thought they did somethingfor one of the.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
No, their expansion has been using the other hotels.
So, they have all the extrasquare footage because of that,
not because of their conventioncenter is actually big.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
So I'm going to bounce down to Anaheim and Los
Angeles and then I'm going to doa surprising one that I didn't
even know.
So 27 is Anaheim ConventionCenter with 800,000 square feet.
28 is Los Angeles ConventionCenter with 720,000 feet.
So Anaheim is technicallybigger.
Wildly Oregon Convention Centeris 22nd with 255,000 square

(21:22):
feet.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
So it's a.
It's a hell of a drop, though,for five places.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah.
Or one million square foottotal area.
Yeah, so it's.
It sounds like we need to cometo.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Vegas.
Some badass badge art LikeVegas.
Star Wars Fucking awesome Onplaying cards.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Oh, that'd be cool.
That actually would be prettycool.
Ace, king, queen, joker or Jack, rather, and then it would be
one of the Star Wars charactersand then go from there.
That would be pretty tight.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
So yeah, so yeah.
I would have lost that bet,because I would have thought
that los angeles was definitelybigger just because the area
it's in, it makes yeah to me itmakes more sense because it's
older, I would have expandedmore, yeah it has it's, it's an
it's in a more industrial areathat I think it would be easier
for them to expand.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
But to be fair, that was 2012.
They could have expanded thenand they could be expanding now
with the olymp, all that stuffcoming, so I mean that was 13
years ago.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
So they expand some breakfast, because I'm bringing
you donuts every morning.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Man, that was some bullshit.
How is it on?
A Starbucks is closed in theweekend, downtown, I get it,
it's a business district, so,but you got to know that there's
conventions in town and peopleare in hotels business districts
, but you got to know thatthere's conventions in town and
people are in those hotels.
The fact that only Yoshinoyawas open was just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Can I get that breakfast teriyaki bowl?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Man, ain't no joke.
Can I get some?
It's Yoshinoya.
Can I get some I don't knowsome raw-ish eggs with some
ketchup?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
That was my thing you had a gallbladder, though it
would have been okay.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Stop scramble.
I have to do it on the way backto the hotel.
As long as it's a 20-minutewalk or less, I'll be all right,
Else I'm going to fit in rightwith them.
California bums, thissidewalk's about to be my
bathroom.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
He walks over and he's like hey, bro, where you
guys take your shit at Right.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Just so you know it's going to be real wet.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, so a little bit more info for the Los Angeles
Convention Center Currently720,000 square feet of
exhibition space and 147,000square feet of meeting rooms.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
So I guess you should include that, because that's oh
yeah, but it's important.
Yeah, but then the panels aregoing to be but then in the kind
of the AI compilation.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
A major expansion project is under, where it is
significantly increased thecenter's capacity.
The expansion will add 190,000square feet of exhibit space,
including a 98,000 square footmultiurpose room at the top
floor and 55,000 square feet ofnew meeting rooms.
This will bring the totalexhibit space to over 1 million
square feet.

(24:14):
Yeah, but yeah, they're doingit because I think they need to
for and after the Olympics,which is going to host fencing,
taekwondo, table tennis, judo,wrestling and other related
events, no shock there.
Motherfucking.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Olympics.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Hell yes.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Almost there.
What does it say for AnaheimWinter?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Olympics.
I need to watch my curler hellyeah, fuck canada.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
So this article or this compilation says that the
anaheim convention center is aone has 1.8 million square feet
of function space, including 813000 square feet of exhibit hall
space, 1 million square feet ofexhibit hall space, 1 million
square feet of flexible exhibitspace and 81,000 square feet
dedicated to breakout andmeeting areas.
It has a 200,000 square footmain exhibit hall and multiple

(25:13):
versatile ballrooms, but nothingabout any upgrades.
I guess it did an upgrade a$190 million expansion in 2017.
So nothing on the board forthem.
Again, it depends on whatyou're counting and how you spin
it Right.
Yep.
Yeah, we count all the hallwaysthat you're going to be stuck in

(25:35):
for hours.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, winter Olympics .
God, I want to say it's earlyFebruary next year.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, because then two years after that will be the
LA Summer Olympics.
Right, yeah, it's alternate.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
But I know it's Italy and I think it's February, but
whatever, it's February andMarch and it's like the first
half, it's the first weekthrough the third week, right 5
through 25, or something likethat February 6th through the
22nd.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
There you go and, yep , it's in Italy, milano, cortana
, ooh, cortana, or Cortina.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
What's the matter with you, stupid-o?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Are we going to get like Mario?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Silencio Bruno.
No, let's have Disney do it andthere'll be a fucking Luca
Little fish dude.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Interesting.
I would be curious Like youwould think that their mascot
would already be out by now.
It might be.
I just don't know what it isBecause Japan for their World
Expo?
They had theirs a year ahead oftime.
So I got to think the Olympicshas theirs or Italy has chosen
theirs.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
By now it's less than six months from now.
You got to start printingt-shirts.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Uh-huh, it's like man , oh man, that's a time
difference, I'm going to have tobe up late.
Man, oh man, that's a timedifference, I'm going to have to
be up late.
Mm-hmm, if I want live actionanyway versus oh, everything's
spoiled, now let's watch it.
At least you can watch it at1.5 speed at that point.
There's that and honestly, withthe streaming with Peacock

(27:18):
although F you Peacock, I justgot my renewal because I pay it
by the year to save money and Ijust got my renewal because I
pay it by the year to save moneyand they went up $30 from
$79.99 to $109.99 for my renewal.
I'm like I'm going to have to dothe thing where I cancel so
they can say wait, wait, wait,wait, don't leave, we'll do it.
For half of that.
It'll be $94 instead of man,it's like.

(27:42):
Or is there a new account thingto do?
I'm like, okay, let me cancelthis one, use my other email and
different credit card, it'slike.
But it's not even that lot,right?
It's like nine bucks a monthwhen all said and done, but
still.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Principle of the matter.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
It really is.
And then you have ESPN.
Sorry, assets.
You see that.
Okay, so ESPN bought whateverNFL and they're going to have a
lot of their media and stufflike that, right, but ESPN not
ESPN Plus, that garbage edition.
They're going to have their ownstreaming so you can actually
watch just ESPN without cableand just do it properly $30 a

(28:19):
month.
Oh no, sir, that's what I waslike.
Nah, I'm going to pass on that.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm not paying $30 for streaming service back to
the legal nfl streams, I guessuh, man, I don't even.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I don't even enjoy a light well, not that I use it,
because I basically do it for myparents, but I don't even enjoy
the, uh, the netflix that I pay12 bucks for, whatever the hell
it is.
I honestly don't even know whatI pay for netflix.
I'm not sure so many of themFucking baller.
Yeah, I was like whatever, Okay, let's see Netflix.
Oh, never mind, it's Disneyplus Hulu that I paid the big

(28:52):
one.
That one is 22 a month.
Yeah, I know, right, with Hulurolling in there next year.
Prime is 10 bucks a month.
Netflix is eight bucks a month,but I do yearly for Paramount
and Peacock Paramount andPeacock Paramount, even with a
yearly $120 a year, $10 a month.
And then Peacock, after taxes,was, like I said, $88.

(29:15):
And now it's $110 plus tax.
It's terrible.
How much do I like that bird somuch?
There's Twisted Metal.
I watched that.
I watched Twisted Metal.
I watched that.
I watched Twisted Metal.
Is there enough that I watch onPeacock that I?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
care.
Wife watches Days of Our Liveson there, so I'm not getting rid
of that.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I watched the last season of Traitors on there.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
I don't even know that show.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
It's from the UK, it's like Werewolves.
You remember the game that youwould play?
Well, probably not you, louJack probably did With you, know
, when you were at like summercamp or like out camping, and
you're around.
I know, see, I lost Lou.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Basically like it was one.
It's one of those, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Let me go back to my phone.
Y'all go ahead with this.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
No woods, yeah.
Yeah, let me go back to myphone.
Y'all go ahead with this.
Um.
No, I mean it's just, it's oneof those games that doesn't
require any, um any stuff.
Right, you could just do a groupof people and basically you
have the group of people.
You tap a couple people tobecome werewolves or traitors,
and then those people, everynight, you know you have a day,
everyone puts their head down.
Then the werewolves get to puttheir head up.
They get to pick somebody tokill.

(30:33):
There's, you know, you givepeople that have, you know,
certain abilities and that typeof thing.
Um, and then the goal of thetownspeople is to root out all
of the werewolves before all thetownspeople are killed.
Right, okay, okay, um, and thenvice versa, right, it's up to
the werewolves to kill.
So it's a pretty simple gameand they kind of translated it

(30:54):
over to uh, it's been on the uk,I think it's been in eight or
nine seasons, and then they justhave a us one.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
That's in coming up on season four eight or nine
seasons, so like 15 episodes gotit yeah, well, I haven't
watched the uk one.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Uh, my friends that I was.
I watched season three of theus.
One said that it's better, likethe host is better on the uk
one.
She's way more personable.
But, um, they brought me inwhen they started watching the
us season three of the usversion.
So I was like, okay, like thenwe did, we made it our friday
night thing because it wouldcome out on Thursday morning, I

(31:29):
think.
So then I'd go over Fridaynight, we'd have dinner, pizza
or whatever, and then watch it.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
So that's on Peacock.
That was a really long ramblingstory.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
for yes, there's one thing I do watch on Peacock.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
So Twisted Metal Law Order.
We watched two out of three ofthose Days of Our.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Lives, I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.
I don't know what you'retalking about Dang woman.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Dang Alexa's like added a new reminder for Days of
Our Lives no.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I mean we catch some movies on there too, like Monkey
Man's on there.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Drop is on there.
You guys see, superman hit.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Wait, wait, back up what's Drop.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
The one where that chick goes on a date and
somebody like airdrops her ohokay, that message you gotta
kill your blind date.
Yeah, okay, we watched PokerFace.
That was pretty good, Bothseasons.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
That's a TV show, right.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Are you guys caught up onTwisted Metal or are you waiting
until?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
the season's over.
I'll wait until it's over.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
The tournament just started.
I didn't watch this week'sepisode, yet what?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
do you think of it?
What do you think of TwistedMetal on the whole?
I like it honestly.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I like season one a lot.
Honestly, it's For not havingplayed the game or anything like
that.
I enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
In this season it keeps that going With more blood
and violence.
Sweet Tooth is always cool.
He was a fun character.
I don't mind Mackie Falcon andall that shit.
I have no problems with hisacting.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Even was it Party of Five Girl, she's not in there.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Yeah, they explained that.
So what happened?
She has like a group of peopleand they're all called Raven.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
I mean it's episode one.
Spoilers Lou Basically like theseason starts in this.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
They got rid of her after one season.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
But hey, she got replaced with Madison, with a Y,
but it's not where you think itis.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, so I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Wait, wait.
But seriously, was there acontract issue, or is this?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
part of the game I have no idea.
I didn't even know she wasn'tin it.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Episode one he walks into the room and she's like hey
, and he's like um, and then shelike flips a board around and
it has like a half a dozenpictures and she's like we're
all, we're all raven, we're allraven so just stop, stop
thinking about it, it's fine, Imean terrence howard, it works.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
It works for iron man too, man, so he's not here I am
, deal with it.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yep, it worked for Iron man 2, man.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
He's not here, I am Deal with it.
That's fair, had they?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
known they were going to.
It doesn't hurt anything.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't mind Madison.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
With a Y, but not where you think it is.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Not where you think it is.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You have to say the whole thing, you can't just say
Madison that is true, though saythe whole name the best side
character in the MCU yep she'sthe anchor.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
I need to see her in an upcoming one.
She needs to be with Wong.
They need to be married at thispoint, something that needs to
happen and not in some bullshitSecret Wars, alternate Earth,
4720 or some crap.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
No, Actually, Doomsday is just all 500
Madisons from all the differentuniverses all coming together.
And that's how they defeat DoomYep, and that's how they defeat
Doom.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
They just annoy the shit out of him.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
He's like fuck it.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Dammit, what was the show they were watching, where
she kept spoiling it for him?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
or he kept spoiling it.
For her.
It was something or Gilmoregirls party of five, something
like that, I thought it was somechicken show.
Yeah, oh you know what Was it?
The great American, britishbake-off?
No, I don't think so.
All right, that's what you caneven.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
How do you, how do you look that up?
What show were Madison with the?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
right, you can Google that.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Exactly?
How do you look that up?
What show were Madison with theride?
You can Google that.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That would be funny actually you put it on there.
What show did Wong in an awfulwatch with Matt?
Yeah, that was in Cheeho thisis us, this is us, this is us,
oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
But they, she said originally.
It said they had an earlierinteraction where Madison
initially spoiled the Sopranosfor Wong Sopranos and then they
watched this Is Us.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
That was at the end, though.
Yeah, during they were watchingSopranos and they finished that
, and then this Is Us was thesecond one they started watching
again.
Yeah, that was the one with thedude from Heroes.
This Is Us show.
I never watched that show.
This is how Wongers and Ibecame best friends Must have
been an ABC show Disney.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
This Is Us, I believe yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Y'all got any.
Duke, I guess you Tuesday movie.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Did not do a tuesday movie.
I mean where I finding atuesday?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
movie is weapons.
Oh, come on now.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Weapons would have been worth it well, but I'm just
saying like in general, likestuff, nothing overall yeah,
yeah, uh, but there's a mysterymovie, so superman hit digital
uh last this past week I watchedit in uh 4k again.
It's a really good movie.
I really like it.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's okay.
I saw it twice.
It was okay.
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I still buy physical, so I'm waiting, you should.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
As long as media keeps freaking, censoring crap,
meaning more episodes of South.
Park got pulled.
Yeah, as long as they keepdoing crap like that, you almost
have to have physical media.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, my friend, one of my video game friends posted
a chart in our Discord serverabout the amount of pirating
that's happening.
And because of all the shitthat you were just talking about
, lou, the fucking nickel anddiming and all that kind of
stuff, that piracy has gonethrough the roof Like it's way
back.

(37:51):
It's right back to where it was, you know, 15 years ago, when
it started, yeah, when all thiswas starting.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I can't blame anyof them, it's just it's crap
Like, although I do have aquestion.
I get my new computereventually, or have the one that
I have talked through with Duke.
I'm probably going to get one,but I'm curious.
They pulled these episodesright from South Park If I
logged in from a differentcountry.
Are they there?

(38:17):
I'd be curious about that.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It depends why they pulled it.
Yeah, I mean, it would dependon if it was a.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Especially with the South Park episodes, since they
offend the Muslims or whatever.
They would probably just pullit from everywhere because
they're a worldwide people.
If they ever aired it at all inother countries, yeah, but I
mean a lot of them are.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I would say, like outside of South Park, that the
majority of the shows or movies,because of the way the
licensing deals, thedistribution works, like just
because it's not here in the usdoesn't necessarily mean you
won't be able to go to like theuk, because the uk will have
different a differentdistribution licensing setup for
yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I mean, all the, all the people on youtube who are
pushing nord vpn or the otherone I can't remember who it is
but, uh, the two VPN, uh, uh,people, that's what they say.
Right, it's like you don't haveit here, but log in as this
person and your Netflix librarydoubles and stuff like that.
Okay, that's cool, I'm okaywith that.
I'm curious, though and thenthere a database, like if I go

(39:25):
and type in this movie, it'slike it's not on Netflix here,
but if you log in NetflixIreland, then you're fine.
Is that even a thing I'd hope?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
it'd be a thing, everything's on the internet,
though you would think.
You don't have to, but my ballsare on the internet, I mean
I'll just text it to you but youcan find my balls on the
internet.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
You can definitely find mine.
Jack's about to get the highestcivilian award because big
balls.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
There you go.
My penis may not be big, but myballs are.
Let's see.
Juggle these.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I think we went to go see Ninja Turtles the 35th
anniversary.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I was going to ask you about that.
I was like, hey, did you go tothe 35th anniversary?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
I was like yes, I did .

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It ends in four days.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
That shit still holds up.
That is still a veryentertaining movie.
I'm always like I don't thinkI've ever seen it.
I'm like I don't think I'veever seen it.
What and you married her Forreal, though.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
How about the kids?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
I know Otis has seen it, since she loved Turtles when
she was little.
I don't think little one hadseen it though, but yeah, I'm
sure the Otis has seen it.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
That was so funny.
It was probably Friday nightwhen I was trying to figure out
what came out, what got releasedin the theater, and then it was
like what I'm going to watch,potentially on Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I saw that it was out .
I'm like I wonder if Jack'sgoing to watch this.
Like my money is on a yes.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I was waiting all week.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm like, hell yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, that's funny.
I think my Tuesday movie goingto be Nobody 2.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
There were no kids in there except for the ones I
brought, it was all a bunch of40-year-old dudes.
And turtles yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
That's expected, because I was going to say I
imagine if I went and watched itit'd be the same man.
Maybe I'll do that instead.
It's still going to be in thereon Tuesday, so maybe I'll do
that instead, and then I'llwatch Nobody 2 next week I know
I'm not watching Freaky orFriday I might watch Godzilla 1
if I'm bored but, it's not awhole lot, you know there's just

(41:38):
like Duke was saying there'snot a whole lot of choices.
I'm scrolling through now andit's like let me make sure
Turtles is still there onTuesday Yep 7 o'clock.
I don't even have a meeting,but if I did I'd be able to make
it in theory.
Let me check and see if ticketsare available.
Only four seats taken, nice $5.

(42:02):
Doesn't count as a $5 moviethough.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It's probably a Fathom thing or something it's a
special anniversary, one that'sright, I still got a couple
free tickets that I have.
Yeah, use one of your freetickets.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yep, yep, yep.
Well, two of them.
Oh yeah, Because somebody wouldhave a fit if I don't take her
Spoiled ass.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Lou, I did put a couple links.
I'm not sure how well they areupdated.
Again, this is just me doingsome searches, so I put some
links in chat, in the studiochat, for if you can find out
what countries, it'll show youwhat countries from the
different streaming platforms agiven show or movie is showing

(42:42):
up in.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Okay, gotcha, I see it yeah there's not a lot coming
out, hang on.
Has this chat thing always beenhere?
Yeah, there's an op, no, no,not to chat itself.
There's an option here just youand duke, just you and jack,
like, if I just I don't talkshit.
Yeah, I don't remember seeingthat before.
I've seen the chat.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
But I've never seen the option to do we could have
been talking shit the whole time.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
The whole time Shut up Jack.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Shut up, don't tell him.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Like that's new, because all the previous chats
you guys were dropping, whereDuke was dropping YouTube videos
and links and all that thisoption was not there, so kudos
to them for improving themselves.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, I don't see even going to the movies coming
soon on cinemark.
I'm like meh, like caughtstealing looks entertaining, but
I don't think I would pay tosee it.
Which one is that?

Speaker 2 (43:34):
uh, austin butler and doctor who oh yeah, I'd
probably watch that, but you'reright, I don't know if I'd pay
for it, though I'll see it whenit would 100 be a um prime when
it's on prime.
Yeah, yeah well it's.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
it's also 100% a $5 movie, right?
If somebody else came along andsaid, hey, I want to watch this
, I'd be like, okay, we'll do iton Tuesday, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I'm with you on that one all the way.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
We are going to go watch K-Pop Demon Hunters next
weekend.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Did you finally find some tickets?
Because that seemed to be aproblem.
How about that show Quick?
Did you finally find sometickets?
Because that?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
seemed to be a problem I bought that show quick
, because when I originallybought them there were only two
showings, one for $140 and onefor like $600 something.
But yeah, once they releasedthose tickets, they put out a
bunch more.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Now they have, so it's just the Netflix show and
the theater.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah, but it's a sing-along event, so I think
they're going to turn thecaptions on, so everybody can
party.
Yeah, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I did enjoy that with Beauty and the Beast Five
action.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
And then I did get tickets to watch Hamilton in the
theater, which, yes, is just aDisney Plus one, but it's
Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Is that the original crew?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Yeah, I was like why would you do?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Okay, I can see that Wait wait crew.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
I was like why would you do?
Okay, I can see yeah is wait,wait.
So this is the one that was out10 years ago, not the dude.
This is.
They brought the cast back likefive years or a few years ago.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I mean it's whenever they recorded it?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
yeah, but it's the one that they have on disney
plus now, yeah okay, so it'sjust for the experience to be
with all the other hamilton fans.
Yeah, and you, you're awarethey're all going to sing right.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
That's fine, I'll sing it too.
I can sing all three hours ofthat show.
Not me.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
I think the next movie I might be interested in
going to see would maybe be theLong Walk, and that's not coming
out until the 12th.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
That'll be a Tuesday movie also, but wait.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
September.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Damn, that's a month away.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
It has the young guy from Sinners, and then Philip
Seymour Hoffman's kid.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
It's just very interesting to me that they have
to watch.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I didn't read the book, so I'm not spoiled on that
one.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't know what's going to happen, so by not
reading the book.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I feel like I'm okay watching that.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
And then what Tron's in October Him.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Something November.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Him might be interesting.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Is it the sequel to Her?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
No, it's Joaquin Phoenix getting hit.
That's a lost opportunity.
Joaquin Phoenix getting hit inthe head with a football.
It's like a Jordan Peele horrormovie.
I don't know, dude, thetrailers look pretty interesting
.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I swear I saw that one.
Was it on your list?
I remember seeing that trailer.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I think we had a trailer conversation about it.
Oh, alright.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
I remember seeing whether the theater or whether
from Duke.
I remember seeing that Jordanpill, huh Uh, horror.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
What's the difference between Spider-Man two and
Spider-Man 2.1?
Because they're doing adirector's cut.
Okay, so they're doing aFandango for Spider-Man 2.1 on
September 27th.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Wait, yeah, it's a director's cut Toby.
Okay, I was going to say are wetalking like across the
universe?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I remember that was a big deal when the DVD came out.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
There's a director's cut.
Yeah, what's different, ifanything?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I don't know, it's a good five, ten, fifteen minutes
longer.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
It adds stuff to it.
That's quite a bit of stuff.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
What is that For?
Being the best one out of thattrilogy?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
that is September 27th.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Doc Ock, yeah, end of September.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
That's the one that Mary Jane dies right no.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
No, mary Jane doesn't die in any of those.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh, that was the Andrew Garfield one.
And it wasn't Mary Jane either,or it was.
That was Gwen Stacy, bro, gwen,okay, gwen.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, just like the comics, the whole neck-snapping
thing.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Tron comes out October 10th.
Roofman is October 10th.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Which Roofman.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
That's the one.
Channing Tatum is a thief.
Oh, where he lives in Toys R Us, yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
See, see, okay, okay.
I saw that trailer duringWeapons or before whatever it
was, the week before duringNaked Gun and I'm all like I
don't know if I could true story.
I don't want to go read whathappens, but I'm going to be mad
if he gets caught Like I'm onhis side.
Turn his life around and allthat.
I remember the highlights wherethey were like, hey, this new

(48:07):
story.
I'm like, oh, I remember that Idon't remember what happened.
Now I'm torn between go findout what happened so I'm not
pissed when I go watch it in thetheater, or just play it out
and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I don't know what I want to do, then read up on it
afterwards to see what they gotwrong.
Good fortune the Keanu ReevesGuardian Angel movie is October
17th October 17th.
We got a month before.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
When's Predator come out?
What about Predator?
Is that November, november, Ithought?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I could be dead by then.
I think the Smashing Machine isgoing to be really good, but
the Brock's prosthetics aresuper off-putting to me.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh my god, yeah, but I think it's one of those ones.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
you know it's the one you cry at the end because
everything's all emotional andshit.
But then, like, yeah, I'm like,uh, he looks weird.
I don't know.
I don't know.
See, now Jack knows about thechat and now all he's doing
throughout the entire show isjust just so people who?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
you didn't hear me.
You said the smashing machine.
I said that's what I call mycock I thought it was big balls.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Wait a second.
You said you had a little dick,but big balls what's?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
happening.
That's why it's a smash machine.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
It looks like it's been smashed he's, he put it in
a smashing machine.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Let's just say, when I teabag you, it's pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
You're suffocated, buddy.
You won't touch pain, butyou're done for.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Predator Badlands is November 7th, the same day as
the Running man.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I still have to go back and watch that animated I
was going to ask for you guys.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I totally spaced it.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I remembered it around Comic-Con but I forgot,
so I'll add that to my list.
I've been too busy watchingGood Life Marty on season 2,
like episode 4.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Oh, so you got the twist then.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So you got the twist and it made it worth it, right?
You're like, oh, this totallymakes sense now.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
I mean yeah, I mean it's all.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Because you were like , oh, this is bullshit.
And both Jack and I were like,just wait until the end of the
season.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You know what?
Here's what's funny About thefirst couple episodes in.
I was all like maybe they're inhell.
Actually I'm like no, that'd bedumb.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
And then they're like hey, we're in hell and you're
like god damn it.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
But I hope it.
I'm curious.
I just got to the episode Ijust finished, the episode where
Michael finally gave up ontrial 170 or something and he
wants to recruit the four ofthem to work with him against
the girl.
So that's how the episode ended.
So that's where I'll pick it uptomorrow.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Isn't that, sabine?
Yes, she's one of the demons.
Sabine is the main.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
The voice of Sabine.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Was she the real good , eleanor?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yes, yes, yeah, she was Eleanor.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
The Indian-looking lady.
Indian-looking girl.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Oh, I didn't know, she was Sabine.
That's crazy.
Sikar, tia Sikar.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Oh, right on.
But I will admit I've enjoyedthat show.
I mean I was surprised there'sonly 13-episode season for
season one.
I don't know if two and threeand four are that, but when it
got to the end of the season I'mlike okay, because you know how
it pops up the next episode.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It was like uh season two episode two episode.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait.
What the hell we're back tofucking.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I think it was a mid-season show, so you know
they're like maybe, maybe not oh, one of those.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
yeah, we'll see if it picks up.
We'll start this in January andthen see if it holds.
Yeah, okay, got it.
So are the other seasons shortas well?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I don't remember.
It's been a long time I wasabout to look it up.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I was like let me ask the question first before I go
look it up, Because I'm likeJack on that, where you get into
somebody and they're likeGoogle, that shit.
I'm like that takes away fromthe conversation.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Every season, except for season four, is 13 episodes
and season four is 14 episodes.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
And it premiered on September 19th 2016.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Oh, so it wasn't even a mid-season, they just wanted
it to be 13 episodes.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, they just did a half.
Well, it makes sense, though,and maybe they weren't sure how
it was going to do so, like,look, we'll buy 13 and we'll see
how it goes.
But I guess they were like, hey, 13 works, makes big people
want it.
You're like, oh, I missed, Icame up to September, because
that's where most of theirdollars are.
Right, it's September and May,so that makes sense.

(52:45):
He's at finales and premieres.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
And Janet, I think, is my favorite television
character of all time.
Janet is awesome.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Janet is awesome.
I tell you what I finally, butafter watching this now
absolutely understood what EarlGould meant when she's like his
character is way different inthe acolyte than he was in Good
Life.
I'm like what?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
are you talking?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
about Bortles Right Like a Jacksonville Jaguar to
this guy, but I'm all like no,he has a twin brother or
something.
There's no way he is doing bothroles.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Because, holy shit, he's in another show.
I watched Nine PerfectStrangers and he's like right in
the middle of both of thosecharacters in that show.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Jason Mendoza, damn.
All of the characters from theGood Place are great.
That's why it's pretty amazingthat Janet stands out so much,
head and shoulders aboveeverybody else on that show.
Yeah, I just keep gettingeverything.
Even though she blips in.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, yeah yeah, all gold keeps looking at me, and
for whatever reason, when chididoes one of his ocd things, I'm
just like what?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
just wait, just wait, my friend, because we we dig
deep into that and she's gonnabe like are you feeling seen yet
son.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Do you remember signing your life away for them
to make a show about you?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Because, oh man, I'll at least make a decision.
I will go through all theoptions and outcomes.
I still do that, but I'll atleast eventually make a decision
.
Dude the episode.
I don't know if it was the endof season one or start season
two, but when his buddy made himthe best man and gave him a
test run it was like I'm sorry Iruined it.

(54:38):
I'm like, yeah, it's not foranother month.
I'm like smart dude, smart,that was pretty good.
But yeah, I'm enjoying thatshow a lot.
And then now she's re-watchingFlash.
She's on season one, episodefive.
I said, get to me.
When the season ends with theirdaughter shows up like season
four or something, I was likeI'll jump in then and I'll

(54:59):
finish the show, because I neverfinished it.
So it's like, all right, Idon't need to re-watch the first
three seasons, but I'll jump in.
I mean, you are missing KillerFrost.
No, no, no, oh, I am missingthat.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
No, you know what?
Eventually they split them.
So then you get Cailin andKiller Frost at the same time.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Wow, that's cool.
My only question is going to belike do I just not even bother
with the crossovers or justwatch the crossovers you?
Do I just not even bother withthe crossovers or just watch the
crossovers?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Watch these four or five episodes Do.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I just watch the Flash, or do I just go ahead and
watch Arrow, go ahead and watchLeague of.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
I don't think they were doing crossovers.
By the time you catch up.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I only got to see one crossover, maybe two.
I know I missed two crossovers.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I'm pretty sure Arrow was over by the time his
daughter showed up.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
No, it wasn't when that season happened.
When the daughter showed up,Arrow had just gone to prison
and I did not watch the prisonseason.
Then the season after that wasonly a half season, so I missed
one and a half of Arrow and thenfive of freaking Flash.
So there's probably twocrossovers that I missed.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Two, four, six, seven .
According to the fandom pagefor the Arrowverse episodes,
there were seven crossoverepisodes that happened.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
No, that's different, though, unless they
specifically mean crossover withall four shows.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Well, I think they're just talking about crossovers
period, right?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah, no, no, no.
I need specifically the fourshows.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So the first one, they say, is like Flash versus
Arrow, but those were the onlytwo shows that were happening at
the time, right, yeah, I'm notcounting those.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
So then, heroes Join Forces.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It was a setup for Legends of Tomorrow, so Team.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Flash.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Team Arrow joined forces.
But then they also introducedthe Legends of Tomorrow, so then
that show spun off onto its ownthing.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
So after that, the Invasion which the third episode
event, which was an alien race,called.
The dominators invade earth andthe earth one heroes call for
help from super that one.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
But then they brought supergirl in, yeah, and then
supergirl spun off.
At that point I'm only talkingabout the four show crisis on
earth x that elseworlds crisison earth armageddon so those are
the four that they said every.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I think once they did the, the final one with
Supergirl, then it becameeverybody coming together for
all the other four.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Although, if that's the case, maybe I saw two of
those, but I don't think soBecause Arrow wouldn't have been
around for all of them.
Yeah, because he died or didthat new job After that season
is when Arrow went to prison,and then there was a crossover
then and then the 13 finaleseason.
I think there was a crossoverthen.

(57:54):
So if they did two more afterthat, arrow wouldn't have been a
part of it.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Or would he have been ?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Spoilers, then all right, but either way.
Point is I have a feeling I'mgoing to just go watch those
individual episodes of thoseshows to get the story, and then
I'll go back eventually andfinish Arrow and go back.
I'm not saying she's super girl, fuck off.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
What if I tell you Alex died and there's no more
lesbians?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
No, that would piss me off even more.
She never should have been alesbian in the first place.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
She can be a lesbian.
She just can't be like hi, I'mAlex, I'm a lesbian.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
No, she can't even be a lesbian because she was not
in season one.
They changed it to fit theirwoke agenda.
So because of that, just likeJimmy, everything changed to fit
their goddamn agendas.
And that nope, not doing it.
So Supergirl will not get myviews, except for the crossover,
because that's where I get thestory.
Not get my views except for thecrossover, because that's where
I get the story.
They did it right with theirquote-unquote lesbian in what
was the one, the League ofExtraordinary Heroes, whatever

(58:54):
it was called.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
That will get it right.
No, fuck it, it's all about thegunverse.
Now that's my only Superman.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Creature Commandos Peacemaker.
We got Peacemaker coming outthis week too.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I did a rewatch of that last week.
That's why Superman got droppedon digital, because God wanted
as many people to watch itbefore Peacemaker came out.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
No, it's going to be weekly.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Lou Damn it.
I might have to watch that onethough.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Peacemaker.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, there's some.
I enjoyed that so much thefirst time around that I might
just go ahead and watch that oneweekly.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I've been listening to the Peacemaker podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They're going over season one, right.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yeah, it's James Gunn , Steve Agee and Jennifer
Holland.
It's those three every episode.
Then they have guests.
They had Robert Patrick onthere, they had the girl that
plays Adebayo on there, oh, hisdad yeah.
And they just go over eachepisode.
Then James Gunn highlights themusic what's canon, what isn't

(59:56):
canon?
It's actually a pretty goodpodcast.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
It's all canon or it's bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
No, he said it's not.
I think they mentioned Batmiteand he's like well, because
Batman doesn't exist, yetBatmite can't exist, and then
the Justice League is not coming, which isn't true because he
was in Creature.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Commandos.
Oh yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
That's true.
Batman was in CreatureCommandos, so Mm-hmm.
Sure was.
He does exist, we just don'tknow who he is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
He's just not Robert Pattinson.
When does that movie come out?
Are we in post-production?

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
No, Gunn just approved the script and they're
supposed to start at thebeginning of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Wait, wait, wait.
That's part of his universe.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
No, no, it's its own thing, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
It's why he's going to prove this?
Oh, because he's the whole.
He's still the boss, he's stillthe whatever this last episode
was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Um, they got into pooping your pants.
So, jen holland, she convincedhim to tell the story and he
he's like I'm the goddamn CEO ofDC Movies and you're having me
tell a story about shitting mypants.
He was getting ready for hiscolonoscopy.
So he drank that shit.

(01:01:15):
And he's like, yeah, whatever,I'm just laying in bed and
reading this comic book.
He's like I need to go potty,it's fine, I'll finish my comic.
He's like nah, nope, nope, nah,no, nope, nope, he's hauling
ass running to the bathroom hetrips over this box of like
promotion.
Shit does like a cartwheel,just spray shit everywhere and
he's like.
He's like.

(01:01:37):
I wanted to curse her out, butit was my fucking box that I
left there oh my god, that is sofunny and he's like speaking of
speaking of which dude did youshit your pants?
yet?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
I was gonna say you were waiting until you had time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
You've had time for the last month I've called twice
and they haven't had a scheduleready, so that's my problem is
I'm trying, but when I call, ifthey, like I said, it doesn't
make any sense to me how theydon't, how they can't the way
that they know, they that theyknow that stuff is just really
bizarre to me, like it's hardfor me to wrap my head around

(01:02:12):
that, because to me you shouldjust have standardized like okay
, we're at this week, we're atthese two facilities next week,
we're at these two facilitiesthe week after that, and then
just keep that cycle.
But I guess it's just very fluid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Where's the button?

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Yeah, you're undoing your buttons, Jack, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Right, isn't there a sound for that?
That is the sound for that.
And then it sounds like youjust poured a pitcher into some
water, of water into some otherwater.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
That's basically how it is.
At the end You're uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
At the end.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
The jokes don't end, no, ever.
Yeah, I don't know why hewasn't sitting on the shitter
just reading his comic book,because you cannot trust.
Once you take all the like whenyou're in the final run of it
and you're finishing the bigbottle and you've taken the
Ducalax and the Laxatives.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Take the goddamn comic book to the bathroom with
you.
How is this hard?

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah right, I don't trust my ass normally, so if I
feel a burble and I'm runningI'm already proactively running
I'm not like, ah, it's fine, youknow what?
I'm going to finish thispodcast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
It'll be fine, oh no, oh God, I've had that on the
road for whatever reason with mygallbladder and it's like
where's the closest Walmarttarget?
I'm about to give somebody jobsecurity.
I just wanted to check to seeif apple pie still had that same
effect.
It does Target you're my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
We've narrowed it down to being the apple pie.
You still can't eat apple pie.
Merry Christmas apple pie.
Fuck you Right, but I have toeat it because it smells so good
.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
So, american man, let me be home.
I don't care about the rules.
I'll go to IHOP, get over EasyEggs to go and eat that
breakfast at home.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
On the toilet because you already know it'll be about
10-15 minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
It only takes about 15-20 minutes.
So I'm still good, I can eat it, enjoy it for a bit, and then I
make sure it's like oh, I'vegot to read this article.
Nope, nope, I know what'scoming.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I've got to read.
Oh wait, send to my phone.
Send to my phone, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Just slide it over here we go, we're good, I got 30
minutes worth of articles.
Yep, I've been there 30 minutesanyway even if.
I the game's fault man, thegame's cheap and I won't leave
until I beat the game.
Can't leave on a losing note.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
That's why Lou can't have a bidet.
He just has the stream on atthe end, just wasting water, his
water bill doubles Lou, how doyou have a $350 water bill?
Well, it's a cheap fucking game, that's why you gotta sit on
the toilet longer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Some bullshit.
That bouncing ball hit thatbrick and they started going
down instead of up.
Man, I wasted my brick stream.
I have 72 balls in that brickstream and no bullshit my
butthole's clean, though it's soclean, very clean, right it's
so clean, I started it lookslike.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
It looks like one of those walls that had graffiti
all over it and then they comethrough and clean it off and it
just just like it looks clean.
But you're like there'ssomething wrong here.
It doesn't look right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yeah, my farts are sparkling, oh my God.
But yeah, I mean I have done it,though there's been a couple
times where, like you know what,I just want this, and, to be
fair, not every time, it's onlyevery once in a while.
With the gallbladder, it's likeI had something with I think it

(01:05:52):
was apple pie or something likecobbler or whatever, and I was
waiting.
I was waiting and, don't get mewrong I had a little bit of the
bubbly guts, just a tad, just askosh, but it was like went
away.
Oh okay, I mean, obviously Idon't think I recovered, but it
was just.
Maybe I didn't have enough, Ididn't eat enough and it was
fine.
So the one I miss the most,it's really the over-easy eggs.

(01:06:14):
When I go to breakfast, I wantthe yolk all over my hash browns
, you know, and I can't do it,Can't risk it.
So, like I said, unless I knowI'm doing IHOP breakfast or
dinner and I know I'm going tofinish eating and go home, then
I can risk it, because ifsomething happens, great, I'm
covered.
If it doesn't happen, great, itworked out.
You won't do it on a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
It is not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
You'd be running like one of those kids.
The theater would not, thetheater would not.
No, that would not go well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Bro, when that chick came out of the house with the
scissors.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Well, yeah, I don't know.
I think Tuesday will be TurtlesMonday I have a meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
If for nothing else Partners in Crime For real
T-U-R-T-L-E.
Powers.
Except for when they sayRaphael's the leader.
I'm like, sir, have you neverwatched an intro?

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
to your life For real .

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Nobody bothered to correct this, raphael, is 100%
the outsider.
You don't even want to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
For real.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
We're pretty close to your crossover.
Your Hello Kitty Turtles.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Oh, 9-11, right, Yep, me too, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
That was so funny.
After like less than 24 hourshe had like 7.
That was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
after like Less than 24 hours he had like I realized
that it had been probably Yearssince I'd been inside a
McDonald's.
It was really weird.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Usually this is the drive-thru.
Who goes inside?
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
I go inside when I want like refills.
Like I'm not doing inspections,I'm thirsty, so I'll go inside.
But yeah, going in there, andthere was another guy.
Like I'm not doing inspections,I'm thirsty, so I'll go inside
then.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But uh, yeah, going in there, and there was another
guy like in there and he waslike even being more Awkward
than I was, which was cool.
And then the manager cause thenwe're like both Kind of
hovering cause there's no, theyhave all the machines down, so
you do everything there's neveranybody in the Lobby, so both of
us are just kind of Standingaround and he comes up.
He's like can I help you withsomething?

(01:08:28):
I go, hey, like my friend isdoing the hello kitty turtle
thing do you have somebody elseright after that.
Well, yeah, it's true, I'mactually asking for a friend and
the guy's like, yeah, let me goget the box, and I went, okay,
so then he brought it out andthe other guy's like, oh good,
because that's what I was gonnato ask about too.
I'm like you, fucking asshole,I got dibs bitch.
I asked, and then man.

(01:08:50):
I just walked up and said hey,then the manager was telling us
that I guess the one before waslike Hello Kitty and Dragon Ball
Z, which I guess was hugelypopular.
But he's like we might have afew of those in the back and
then the other guy got allexcited and was like hey, can
you go look?
And he's like did they?
Yeah, he said they were gone sothey must have put them.
He goes.
What ends up happening is whenthey're assembling the boxes, so

(01:09:12):
they have like the giant stacksat the end where the bags and
stuff are.
He's like what they'll do isthey'll do a giant stack and
they'll fold them and thenthey'll just drop a toy in each
one.
So that's why I ended up withfour, because I bought three,
but then he grabbed the box offthe stack and there was one
already in there, so that's whyI ended up with the bonus one,
which I'm fine with.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
They're bigger than I was expecting.
Honestly, I was expectingalmost durable sized and then, I
saw them in the little casethat.
Jack probably asked the managerto buy or should have, but I
was like, whoa, that's a decentsize.
I was not expecting that.
But you know what, Maybe Idon't know because after this I

(01:09:56):
haven't eaten dinner yet.
So as soon as this is over, theonly thing that's open is
Wendy's and McDonald's.
So maybe I'll check with him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Finish it out.
Get him the last two For 85cents.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
That's what I told your ex yesterday.
We were talking about it.
I'm like, yeah, I sent Louafter it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
She's like oh, so you have them all then I'm like
almost that's funny Dog with abone man Dog with a bone Sick
him, sick him, sick him Lou outhere chasing cars with cases of
Hello Kitty turtle toys in them100% Hell every time I Back when

(01:10:40):
it was more into it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
whatever is collectible like that's a target
truck.
I don't who robs a target truck.
I probably get away with that.
Nobody's expecting that no gamestop, especially with magic now
, because it turns out some ofthe more pricier magic cards are
cheaper at game stop.
I was not expecting that theyhave these, these fancy

(01:11:03):
collector pack things.
Uh, just's more rare.
They're $45 normally at thestores, they're $28 at GameStop.
I'm like, oh, I'll just buythem here then.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
GameStop knows how to stay in business.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Doing it for me.
I'll tell you that much.
I'll do pre-orders for thestuff that's coming out the
Spider-Man in September andAvatar in November.
For Magic, I pre-ordered onAmazon just because there's no
guarantee that stores are goingto get them.
There are rumors that thestores are being allocated so
badly that they may only haveproduct to do the tournaments

(01:11:37):
and not actually sell.
I was like, let me just goahead and buy a box here and
then be done with it.
Then GameStop usually doesn'tdo that, you have to go
physically.
So I'm like, all right, I'vealready started my map so I know
where all the differentGameStops are to make the most
efficient route.
So I can go to this one whenthey open, because some of them
open at 10.
Some open at 11 or 11 and 12,whatever.
So I'm like, okay, all the onesthat open at 10 go here, here,

(01:11:58):
here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
And then that put me around.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
This one opens not as Walmart Bruh Target actually
it's Target 120th and Washington.
So yeah, so yeah, I'm trying tomaximize the efficiency of my
route.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
That was Jack and I for many, many, many Sundays.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Saturday I was going to say why a particular day,
what was going on.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
We just hung out on Sundays.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Oh, just the day you hung out.
It's just coincidence, for whenyou guys were I assume three
and three quarter and shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I got off work at like seven in the morning on
Sunday, so I'd go and take a napat Jack's house like on the
couch until he got up like nineand then we'd roll out and we
had our route that we took forall the the mall toys or S's.
So KB toys, toys or S's targetsWalmart's.
Um.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I've got my target route, that one.
It's actually my visor, so Iknow which.
I just put it all on the uh uhGPS and just put them all in.
Well, you know the whole ad,stop, ad, stop, ad stop.
I haven't done it for Walmartyet, because it's so hit or miss
.
The Walmarts are so spread outout here that it's just usually
if I'm around like, oh, I'mgoing to go here, so I'll hit
the Walmart that's over here,like my inspection days, for

(01:13:16):
example.
Right, oh, I have inspectionsover by this property.
Oh, there's two Walmarts I'mgoing to pass.
That's usually what I do.
That's why I found all thestuff the last couple of weeks
that Little Miss spoiled-assprincess, one For real, huh.
Well, you too, fucker.
Let's see what do I have forthe package.

(01:13:37):
Let's see Three Star Warsadorbs, different adorbs.
Two, three, three McDonald'stoys.
That one's Duke's, his TaylorSwift lanyard.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Wait, that didn't get left, that didn't get left at
Jack Russell?

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
No, because it was an old girl's bag.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Small stuff didn't get gone through.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Yeah, that didn't get gone through.
She went through her stuff.
She's like oh, I have this asDuke's.
I'm like, okay.
And then the Boo let's Partyset, which I found now seven of
One for you, one for Sap andthen five extra to throw online
to help pay for all the shitthat I've been buying.
It's fun, though.

(01:14:28):
I enjoy the hunt.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Are we happy that we finally got a point where there
was no good Roosevelt's or noRoosevelt's that we were over
the moon about?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Uh, yeah, I'm not mad about it.
I will probably get the OogieBoogie one though.
Yeah, just because it'sexclusive.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I um I didn't really care for that movie, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
I'm not going to lie, I'll definitely grab it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I was about to ask that you haven't been in a
minute.
Labor Day, that's still aminute.
At that point it would be 6-7weeks since you went.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
For real Football.
Right, you're not missing agame, no.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Well, I was going to say Last year, just rushed back.
As long as it's an afternoongame, right, you're not missing
a game.
Well, I was going to say lastyear, just rushed back and it
was fine, long as it's anafternoon game, which it usually
always is because it's a WestCoast game.
What you need is Monday NightFootball Sunday Night Football,
so you don't have to worry aboutit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
For real Thursday?
No, not.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Thursday no, then he misses.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Then he misses a game the Raiders on Thursday this
year, I think are away games.
They are.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Yeah, so he gets to go to that one.
Yeah, so I can go to every game.
So I mean, depending on whatthose TBD games are I guess All
10 this year.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Oh, that reminds me, is your boy all happy that we're
not coming in, so he gets toget the Chicago tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
on dude, I just be busy all fucking week.
I'm sure he will be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I also think our change in schedule is good.
I think it'll be a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I mean I don't mind it.
I kind of like the idea ofwatching and it doesn't even
have to be just this one,because it's Pittsburgh,
pittsburgh, minnesota.
If there's like a morning andwe're up and we're all watching
football, just freaking log andsay, hey guys, what?
Are you doing?
watching the game.
I'm watching Red Zone.
Well then, fucking log on.
You know it'll be one of thosetype of things and we don't have
to like, do this or keep it.

(01:16:14):
We don't have to keepconsistent.
You're going to see me lookingthis way the whole time at Red.
Zone.
Yeah, yeah, there's going to alot of that, a lot of dumbass.
Like I've always said, I'm afootball fan first, but when I
watch stupid football from anyteam, I'm making fun of it.
I'm like what is wrong?
You are professionals, what areyou doing?
I will talk to that and thenusually it'll be you see me

(01:16:37):
doing this, you see me doingthis.
I'll have Red Zone here and theSteelers or Giants game.
If it's on local broadcast,because I have the Hulu package,
if they're showing it, thenthat'll be here.
Else it's just Red Zone thewhole time.
Oh, unless the Broncos game Ialmost always put up just to be
a hater.
I just want to make sureanything bad happens.

(01:16:59):
It makes me happy.
Just give me a good old smile.
Pittsburgh's losing, that'sokay.
Broncos doing dumb shitBalances it out.
Plus, usually old girlswatching like the other end of
the couch.
So I have to have the broncosgame.
So because she actually rootsfor the broncos, she's a cheese

(01:17:20):
fan.
Because of my homes, because myhome's with the texas tech
where she's from, or lovingwhere she's from, so that's the
whole kansas city connection.
But having been here 20 plusyears, she's gonna latch on to
the broncos like.
That's that.
I've been, I've been, I've beenhere 12 years, 13 years, 14, 15
, if you count the first two.
And no, I will root.

(01:17:42):
I will root for their soccerteam and that's it.
Everything else, nope.
Although although as much as Ilike the golden knights, I don't
mind the avalanche.
I only mind the avalanche whenthey're playing, the golden
knights.
Other than that, they don'treally bother me.
It's just the baseball team andthe football team where they're
really the two.
Everything else, man, whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Oh, that's it back basketball I can't say I was
gonna say I know you're notrooting for them so the main no
the main sports, the main, thethree main us sports.
You fucking hate the teams indenver, but everybody, all the
other smaller leagues, yeah,you're like ah, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Like ah, it's fine, it's fine.
I mean, I'll admit I was kindof.
I mean, I've always been a NewJersey Devils fan of hockey
because I learned hockey when Ilived in New Jersey when you
lived in Okinawa, which is verysimilar to.
Okinawa.
Just so you all know, they bothhave vowels and consonants in
their name, which I spelled outjust so.
They both have vowels andconsonants in their name.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
We just spell it out, just so you know very islands,
islands, they both.
Basically.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
New Jersey has, I mean just barely.
I mean they kind of are aboutthe same size too.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
A lot of famous rappers from Okinawa too.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Yeah, I mean I'll let you know when I'm back there,
cause I'll probably get theirCDs off the street, cause that's
what I do, um, but yeah,anyways, actually, actually that
kind of reminds me.
Uh, I don't know how thatreminds me, but it did, uh next

(01:19:09):
year, with with a celebrationwith uh disney, with that whole
schedule being messed up becauseof denver comic-con and not
being able to go into may, whichwould have to be sooner, but
again, how much sooner, becauseI don't want to go in December
and then go right back two,three months later just because
it worked more than anything.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Well, just wait until Season of the Force starts.
I mean honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Well, but isn't that?
That's what I'm saying, though.
If I go in December, Season ofthe Force is like three months
later.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Four Five.
It's like the end of April,dude.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
Oh I see End of April through.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
May.
Yeah Well, you said end ofApril through third weekend.
Hold on Wait.
This year was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
March 28th through May 11th.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
So it was probably end of March through the second
week of May.
Yeah, but it also depends.
So it's probably end of Marchthrough the second week of May.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Yeah, but also depends on if they adjust it a
little bit because of Mando andGrogu, so they could push it
further and to start furtherinto April.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I'll need because I thought you said, I thought you
sent us the schedule, you textedus that it was like oh, that
was for this year.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
They haven't put next year's out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Oh, those were this year.
They haven't put next year'sout yet oh those were this
year's, you were telling me.
I thought you were saying thatwas next year's.
No, no, okay, okay, I guesswe'll see then.
But again, either way, it waslike go to Disney in December.
If I go to Disney in late April, early May, then I've got
Denver Comic Con right afterthat, but nothing to get into
Comic San Diego after that.

(01:20:34):
So it was like, um, but it wasa matter of, do I want to uh
save and go to Europe?
Uh, knowing I'm going to Japanin 28.
Well, I want to go to Europe in26,.
La con, star Wars, in 27.
It's like I don't know, we'llsee.
But the schedule for that, uh,season of the Force, that's

(01:20:55):
going to matter.
How late can I go, but stillnot be too close to Denver Comic
Con?
It's next to Denver, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
We'll make the work We'll do.
Hyperspace Mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
Mm-hmm, Because we did it that one year two years
ago right, that's when we didLast year Yep, so yeah, I was
like did we?

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Yeah Darth Maul Sabers Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
Um, so yeah, I was like, did we get our Darth Maul
Sabers?
I mean, it's right over there.
So yes, Finally.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Oh no, that one you did bring home, it was the Vader
one you finally brought home.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
Vader was the one that finally happened but, uh,
started to move some of theseboxes that I know I'm not going
to do anything with for a whileover to the basement at Old
Girls Town Home.
It was like oh, I can see theactual tabletop of the table.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
It's still brown.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Wild Still got crap all over top of it, but I can at
least see the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
I don't remember putting a table cloth on here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
There's boxes for real.
It's like oh why does?
This table cloth feel like itcan just brush off with a
Swiffer?
Oh, because it's all dust.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Who the fuck gets Grace table cloth?
That's weird, right, but no, Ican actually see under the table
.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
It's like oh, look at this, all the boxes out of the
way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
I'm like hey, there's boxes under the table too.
I wonder what's in those.
It's like Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It really was.
I opened it.
I'm like I don't rememberbuying this mega desk type
whatever it was, or iron maidenfreaking Funko pop that was
exclusive to hot topic orsomething I'm like limited 3000.
Cool.
Like what Notorious BIG.
Limited to 1,500?
Cool.
I didn't know I had bought thisstuff.
That actually happened.
I was going looking for somemagic stuff and I was like what

(01:22:44):
the hell is this box?
It was one of those Funko thehard stack cases, a six pack.
So whatever I put in there hada case on it, a soft case or
hard case.
So I was like, oh, this isinteresting.
I was just being like this isinteresting.
I just really just need to getthis out of the way so I can get

(01:23:05):
the magic cards back here.
But it's like I got to gothrough it, let me open it up,
and I was like, oh, that's cool.
It was just like there's somerandom stuff in that box.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
This is where Jack's Christmas present from last year
was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I was like oh, that was supposed to go 2022.
Oops.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Anyway, Merry Christmas this year yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Right, yeah, I'm going to be able to.
The nice thing is I'm going tobe able to give Lou his gift
from last year for this year.
I'm going to be like oh, Merry.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Christmas, oh, my Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
It's been sitting in my house for a year.
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Man for real.
That'll be you when you finallyshow up.
You know, I mailed you yourSuperman shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I forgot about that Never mind, I was like never
mind, you got yours.
You sent me the root beer mugtoo.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
That reminds me, just hang on to that one.
Okay, I have three or four ofthose and that one's been
sitting up top.
I'm never gonna use it becauseI use my purple one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I mighteven upgrade next year to the
one of the bigger.
I don't know if they're tumblrI guess what it is that looks
more like tumblr style.
Uh, because it has a lid.
You know the whole thing andit's like the one I have is just
, I really wish I had a lid.

(01:24:14):
So now it's like you know whatthe flip side of that is.
They had this energy drink onethat does have a tumbler, and I
got that, but I don't know ifthey're doing yearly refills
like the way Wild Bill's ExceptWild Bill's assholes went from
$7 to $10 a day.
Oof.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
Tariffs.
Tariffs on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
As long as I fill it up twice, though, it pays for
pay for something.
I'm not paying six bucks for agoddamn bottle of soda.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I did learn too that my friend is volunteering at
their booth again at Rose City.
So if the shirts, if there'sshirts on Saturday or Sunday, I
can have him go.
Have him take them, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
I'm sure there will be.
I'm sure there will besomething there that we're going
to want.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
I can always get a Sunday ticket too and go back on
Sunday as well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
Is there not enough to do all three days?

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
I'm thinking that's one of those things where I
would plan like hey, next year,how about quote unquote for my
birthday?
Because it's about the weekbefore my birthday every year.
Just fly out for a freakingPortland trip and go to the con.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I mean there is stuff they just started announcing
programming and stuff like thatfor it, but nothing.
I mean, like the goodies neversay die, cast reunion spotlight.
That'd be kind of cool to go to.
David Harbour?

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
I think David Harbour and I've always enjoyed
watching him on youtube.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Uh, they're doing like a battlestar galactica cast
spotlight with mary mcdonnell,edward james almost and katie
sackoff.
That's kind of cool like ifyou're gonna have if you're
gonna have the like, if you'regonna have, because usually
those panels are like oh yeah,this is a guy like guested on
two episodes in season three,you know, type of thing.
So to have like really the bigthree characters from that show.
Let's see Walking Dead.

(01:26:08):
Well, even then, what else isthere?

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
to buy, because it could be.
We go Friday, saturday, sundayto go do some purchasing, and
Roosevelt's included the rest ofthe day.
You teach me to be a Portlandtourist.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Yeah, that could be the otheroption.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Let's see, you have to bring your shorts and your
flip-flops, lou.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
No, Yep, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I do not.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Although as long as you don't mind me wearing.
I'll absolutely put on someshorts and flip-flops Well,
sandals, but I'm going to havesocks on, just so you know.
Bb Create is going to be there.
No surprise, there they'redoing the rounds, although I do
like anything that I basicallymiss for them, since I'm a
Patreon, just order it after thefact.

(01:26:54):
Even San Diego had some stuffyou could get after the fact,
but it was not the stuff weneeded Not the hex pins yeah.
Not the stuff we needed, butthey did have those comic corner
.
I think it was Han and Chewiethis year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole setwas available.
Granted, it was the first thingto sell out in about eight
minutes, but they did have itavailable.
Alright to sell out in abouteight minutes, but they did have

(01:27:16):
it available, all right.
Like I said, maybe something toconsider next year, especially
since there's nothing reallygoing on too crazy next year.
Nothing too huge.
There's maybe a plan to head upthere.
Did they figure out the falloutschedule yet?

(01:27:37):
So you know what you have to doyet Dang Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
The most expensive ticket for Rose City Comic Con
Is Club Rose and it's $785.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
God damn, there's only 30 spots available.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
You get access to a private lounge At the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Does it have food?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Exclusive merchandise 20% discount.
Oregon Convention Center FastPass entrance, 30-minute extra
priority lane, access to allcelebrity autograph lines and
all celebrity photo op lines.
Okay, and then you'll also beable to be the first to buy
tickets for 2026 yeah, that'spretty consistent.

(01:28:22):
But if you're a vip one year,you can get first opportunity to
get vip the next year, and thenyou get a reserve seat in the
first two rows at the main stagefor the entire weekend.
So yeah, denver, fan expo,denver does that too for the
vips so I don't know, like 785,like you'd have to be buying a
lot of autographs, I think, tomake it.
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
It's worth it.
I was going to say it's worthit if you plan on doing photo
ops and autographs that waytime-wise you can just keep
going front of the line and allthat.
That would be worth it ifyou're be the priority for that,
see, I wouldn't, I would justget the ADA pass and go get it

(01:28:59):
from the right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
But I'm just saying, if you're not doing ADA.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
But if not, then yeah , I would agree with you.
Again, as long as you knowyou're going to be using photo
ops and autographs, then hellyeah, why would you?
Not do that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
For that cost, for $155 for a three-day.
Yeah, that's see that coloradosprings.
Pay attention, yeah, learn someshit.
And then, if you want so, ifyou don't want to spend the 785,
they do have a 310 fast passwhich gets you the priority
access to all autographs andphoto ops.
Um, how, much is that 310 so ifyou didn't want to pay the 785
to give you the access To thelounge and stuff like that.
If you were just focused ondoing autographs and photo ops.

(01:29:43):
I mean, it's a nice variety ofLike levels, right?
So the premium might be theplay if you want to go and Do.
Sala will be there, maybe I'llget my.
I should get a Sala Funko Popand have him sign it.
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
And then have him put a Lord of the Rings quote on it
.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Yep, Because that makes sense.
Oh man, oh boy, All right boys.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
What you guys got going on this week.
I already told you mine Meeting, movie meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
I think we have.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
K-pop Demon Hunters yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Nothing tomorrow, Jack Day off.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
I don't want to do shit tomorrow Because last
Monday I ended up doing stuffand, um, high school gets out at
like one or some shit, so topick her up, I gotta leave here
like 12, 12, 30, so I get a spot, so I don't get no kind of time
.
Um, but I did spend a bunch ofmoney buying frames because

(01:30:55):
michael's head bogo, so nice,let me frame.
Spend a bunch of money buyingframes because Michael's had
BOGO, so I'm going to be framinga bunch of my prints.
Start thinking about puttingthem up.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
I ended up getting one of those 18x12 binders, so I
think it holds 100 prints orsomething like that, and then
the specific Star Wars andTransformers ones.
I did put in one of the framesfrom Hobby Lobby.
The front boatings are onlylike six bucks a piece, so I had
a few of those, grabbed a fewextra and everything else went

(01:31:24):
into the binder.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
I've got some sexy shit to put up on the wall.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Getting around to doing it is the hard part.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
There is that I want to put some shelves up in the
bedroom.
That's where the Transformersstuff is so I can move some of
the Transformers figures fromone area to another.
But I was like then I gotta getthe shelves and make sure my
laser levels is all out it'slike man this is work.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
I don't feel like doing work right now.
I know they took some of mypopcorn buckets down when they
were doing the crown molding.
I'm like maybe I got to get theladder and do stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It's like work.
I totally feel that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Doing karaoke.
A lot of that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Quiet week, though Mostly quiet week though mostly
quiet week.
My Monday meeting will be longbut not difficult, same with
Wednesday.
Long but not difficult Tuesdayis.

Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
I guess I should do something, since our wedding
anniversary on Wednesday.
Probably you would think.
I already got her a super coolgift.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
it's the Platinum anniversary, so I can't tell,
it's already there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
Yeah right, Platinum or China.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
So New Jersey or Okinawa, yeah, basically.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Basically Same.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
Is it 20?
25?

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Platinum.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
China 20.
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
We're all waiting Audience.
We want to know what the 20thnumber is.
If only that was on your littlesoundboard, emerald, emerald.
So you're taking her to ECCC.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
The traditional gift for a 20th wedding anniversary
is China.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Sweet, she's going to get you a little Chinese girl.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Yeah, or a little.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Chinese boy, emerald jewelry is the Welcome to Taiwan
.
Emerald is Emerald jewelry.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
Yeah, so emerald is 20th I thought you said China.
No, it's both.
They always have a gem and thena material.
Yeah, okay, whatever.
Well, a lot of stuff is made inChina these days, yeah, okay,
whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Well, a lot of stuff's made in China these days
, so you'll be fine.
Right, here's a tea set.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
So yeah, so it's China platinum a day lily.
Is the flower an emerald or ayellow or golden diamond?
It says Hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Okay, but you already got it covered.
You're?
It says Hmm, okay, but youalready got it covered.
You're good to go.
Hmm, you need like dinner?
No, you can't, I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I still haven't gotten a birthday gift from her.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
You know I'm curious, like what did you end up doing
for your birthday weekend?
You had to wait until theweekend to do something.
What did you end up doing?
Nothing.
Nobody cares about my birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Nobody cares about my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
There was no cake, there was no presents Nothing.
I'm gonna have to go buy that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
Lego Soundwave and gift myself.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Dude, for real, just get that Death Star.
It's only $1,200.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
It's fine, she'll get that much in Pandora.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
No, nobody cares about my birthday around here.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
what I will admit, though I don't even care about
my own birthday right, I don'tcare.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
Like I'm not gonna be like, oh, I want to do this for
my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Yeah, I would just like the acknowledgement oh,
really see, I don't even wantthat.
Usually it's like, it's like oh, okay, like I don't even have
it on facebook, that way I don'tget all the messages.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Happy birthday the people who don't think about you
for the other 364 days of theyear.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Yep, basically.
So yeah, I took that shit offof my Facebook 15, 20 years ago.
I was like I don't care.
But that's the thing I didn'treally grow up to having
birthday parties.
Growing up it wasn't reallyacknowledged in a group of
friends that you change everyfew years.
Here's your birthday.
I remember 30.
I remember 40 because I wasplaying in Magic Tournament.
30 was a party over off ofCharleston Decatur PT's Pub

(01:35:47):
because that was our regular pubwe were going to.
I remember that in 05.
Yeah, 15.
I was in Magic Tournament inOmaha or Oklahoma City.
One of the two.
Yeah, you are.
I remember that.
And then this one, 50.
I don't care.
It's like I'm not making a fuss.
I will.
The people at work will knowabout it because they have a

(01:36:08):
list of everybody's birthdays.
But that's the extent of it.
It's like I'm not goinganywhere.
I'm not doing anything.
If I do anything, I'm going tochubby fish and get me some all
youyou-can-eat Japanese food.
That's what I'm doing.
That's about it.
I was like, oh, what about you?
I'm going to do one.
It's your 50th.
I'm like I don't give a fuckman.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
What you're going to get is fucking.
Long-term care insurance iswhat you're going to earn.
That, that friggin.

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
Senior discount.
That's what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
I was getting a pedicure today and the girl
doing my feet Called me Santa,she's like.
She's.
Looked at me and she said oh,you know, you look like Noel and
I went.

Speaker 2 (01:36:56):
Santa and she went yes, santa and I.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
She went yes, santa, and I go yep, I'm, this is what
I do in my off time.
Would?

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
you like to see my sack?

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, she was working on myfeet so she probably already had
multiple times inadvertently.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Duke wore his loose shorts today.
Yep, I got the loose shorts ontoday, commando.
It is on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
No expressing oil on your feet, nope.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Nothing above the knee man.
We're in America.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Angling my dick's long enough, it gets down to my
ankles.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
Appreciate that.
Nothing above the knee, it'sonly halfway up, it's fine
Canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
Duke wants a six-inch cock, he has to cut it in half.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
And then half again.
Oh man.
You got to wind it likeelectrical cord, like an
extension cord.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Like the yo-yo competition that Jack posted a
couple hours ago.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Dude, that guy was fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Man.
He put a video up with somedude who won a yo-yo
championship and it was justlike what the hell that dude was
going off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
And he was still retracting them.
I'm like bruh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I'm like you can get two or three rotations out of
that bitch.
I used to be good with one, butnot that good, not close to
that, and he was doing bothhands too.
I was like man, I can only doit right-handed, I cannot
left-hand.
Yo-yo with this shit.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
We're still talking about yo-yoing oh that left hand
is solid Left hand kick.
Click on some links real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:38:46):
Real quick Machine gun up in here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Old girl knows not to come in the room when she's
hearing click click, click,click, click, click, click click
click, click.
Give them a few minutes.
She'd be mad.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
She'd be mad if she ain't watching either not to
come in the room when he'shearing click, click, click,
click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click,
click, click, click click click,click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click clickclick, click, click, click,
click click click, click, click,click, click, click, click,
click, click, click theseferries, oh shit, All right,

(01:39:17):
y'all Time to go.
I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Go get your McDonald's, go fill out our boys
Well.
I mean, at least stop by.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
McDonald's.
Yeah, if I go to McDonald's.
Well because only thedrive-thru is open.
Somebody wants to go to thedrive-thru and ask about 9-11.
But if their lobby was open, Iwould have went in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
I don't know you just missed the lobby.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Don't ask about 9-11 in a drive-thru.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Yeah, that might not go well for me.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
I'm missing 9-11.
Sir, too soon, alright, boys.
Have yourselves a good week,enjoy your fast food.
Lou, we'll do it again in seven.

Speaker 2 (01:39:56):
Peace out y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Thanks for sticking around with us for even all the
extra bullshit.

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