Beyond the Sand: Jack's Florida Voyage from Batuu to High Seas

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
figment yeah, figment kicked everybody else off the
headset, hells yeah who's thelow rider on?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
who's that guy?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
uh, he's a, a dragon from uh, one of the upcut rides.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Journey into the imagination but that hasn't been
a ride in decades.
No, it still.
It still is.
It still is Okay.
Yeah, yeah, he's.
He's like a second tier, thoughhe doesn't get as much
notoriety as a lot of the other.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Exactly, I was in.
Florida last week.
That's how come we missed yeah.
I actually ran into thepresident while I was there he
went to.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Mar-a-Lago golf.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, he went to mar-a-lago golf.
Yeah, I asked him.
I said, bro, you listened tothe podcast and he said fuck
they're doing.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
They don't know what the fuckthey're doing.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
They don't know what the fuck they're doing.
That was the stuff he's workingon fair.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I mean not he's, for I have to for one time the one
time he's not wrong.
I he's not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
For one time, he's not wrong.
He's not wrong.
I'm sure he's referring toleftists, but yeah, he's
definitely not wrong.
No, he was talking about us.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, he was talking about the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Sorry Lou.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's also true though.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, when we got off the ship and I saw him, I'm
like the president did not justdrop an F-bomb on live TV.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Sure enough, fine with me.
I would wish more presidents todrop F-bombs.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
But if Obama did, you'd lose your shit.
You'd be like nope, impeach himWorst president ever.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
If it was Obama, I'd expect that he's black or half
anyway, he was a well-spoken man.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
He didn't have to use bad words.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Was he a well-spoken man?
Well, he is a great stand-upphilosopher.
I'll give him that.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
How was your trip, Jack?
How was the time off?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Just transition right back to Just like no, not
volunteer.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Can't you wait until I'm gone on a Sunday again?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
No, it's more fun when you're there, because
you're on the other side, so weget to hear your opinion as well
.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
He's not allowed to.
He lost that right?
No, it was cool.
We left Friday morning to go toFlo Rida in the Orlando zone.
How was the flight?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's a long flight, dude.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Not anymore.
It's not Compared to my lastflight it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's fair.
That's fair, I guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I guess, basing it on the last flight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah but we're notgoing to talk about the J word,
because not anymore, not forthat.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
No, just my last flight, no so it got delayed.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Where was your last flight?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
flight said somewhere the the far east, yes, oh, okay
, I mean we flew west forwhatever far east is where he
just came from um no, I gotdelayed an hour, so that kind of

(03:02):
sucked um, but whatever.
Um, when we get to florida, goto get in line for our rental
car and um, so we're standing inline long ass line and this
lady finally gets her car.
She comes out.
She's like I've been in linefor four hours.
I'm like mother, ain't nobodywaiting on line for four hours?

(03:23):
Goddamn car.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Dude, at National you just walk up and pick your car
and go.
I know.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
I said that Jack's like not over here.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Not at this one.
We went to fucking janky-assbudget, I guess.
I guess you get what you payfor.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Budget slash, dollar slash, because they're all the
same company.
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
For real though.
So, she's like standing in lineand she's like, fuck that I'm
signing up for their memberprogram, right, she stands in
line for like an hour or signingup for it, getting it all done.
She's like, okay, let's go tothe parking garage, we just pick
our car up.
Yeah, they're in line for likeanother half hour.
So I guess the problem was theylike took all the cars to go

(04:04):
get them detailed and I'm likeyou're telling me that you want
to go wash a bunch of fuckingcars when it's about to rain in
five minutes and a Friday and aFriday yeah.
It's Florida in the summer, theshit's going to get rained on.
Guess what happens as soon asyou put on the fucking parking
garage.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Rain and guess what?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
There's no more.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Disney Express no more.
Disney cut that shit out.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wait, wait, wait what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You would have liked that.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
What's it mean and how is it relevant?
It was a shuttle that goesright from the airport.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, there used to be a shuttle that you could take
right from the airport to.
If you were staying on property.
There was a shuttle that wouldtake you From the airport to
Whatever property you werestaying at and was free was
included with your the price ofyour uh, your stay, and it was
dope as shit because they werethe fucking nice ass buses like

(04:53):
the, the super tour buses, notlike school buses or nothing
like big, puffy seats, chargersthe whole nine yards.
So if, if that was still running, jack wouldn't have needed a
rental car.
But now that don't exist nomore and you don't want to spend
$250 On a fucking Lyft or UberBecause Disney is not close to
the airport at all.
It's like a 45 minute drive.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, it's a good 40 something minutes Just jump on
the train.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
They don't have a train.
That's the other part.
They don't have a train.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Where was that?
Where they had the trainthey're going to the problem is
florida.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
The problem is florida says hey, we have trains
all over the place, but in theuniversal and disney are like
well, why aren't you puttingstops near us?
And they're like well, if youpay for them?
And both of them are like nah,we're good sense.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
If disney wants it to their property, then they
should pay for it but again,it's like a trade-off, right?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
it's like you.
You want people to come toflorida and you want people to
ride the train.
That's been money on the trainand the only places people come
to fucking florida is to go todisneyland or universal.
You know it's not like peopleare going.
You've never been to florida,lou so, or at least willingly
gone to florida.
You've, uh, you've done it forcelebration and then you've
never been.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
You never been to a Florida celebration and not
going to either, If it's in thesummer.
I told you, I'm not kidding, Ifit's in the summer I'm not
going.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
So unless it's Empire .

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Jack's going to be hunting some.
Okay, that's true.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It'll be 2030, losing Florida in June.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
That is probably the only way it's gonna happen.
Other than that, it needs to bebefore may and after september.
Other than that you.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You want to talk about the opposite of what we
just had on our last trip,that's fucking florida.
The fucking freeways suck, theroads suck like there's no, the
public transportation is fuckingass, and the disney, the disney
express, used to make itsomewhat tolerable because you
knew you would at least get onthere and then when you got off
you were at your resort.

(06:52):
There was no must, no fuss, butthen they stopped that four or
five years ago, I think.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Right, jack, something, probably pandemic I
think povid probably killed itlike net.
Let's not bring it back yet.
So you got your rental car.
And it rained on you, yeah, sowe got the rental car, did we go
?
I think we went straight to, wewent to Hollywood Studios.
I think we went straight there,I think I don't remember.
So we get there.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Were you staying on property?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, we used one of our DVCs.
We stayed at.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Saratoga.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, saratoga, yeah, saratoga springs is nice.
Yeah, it was really nice.
Um, so, yeah.
So we went to hollywood studiosbecause I want to get my loaf
cat mug, because, uh, it'sdifferent out there.
It's gray instead of brown.
And as soon as that shit cameout, when, uh, we got it out
here and I saw that I'm likemother, now I gotta go.
I had just left florida thatyear and like the mugs came out

(07:50):
like a week or two later.
I'm like you, sons of bitchesbut they're all.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
They're all that way, they've all been that way,
right, just slightly.
Very variations, um, or is thisthe first one that's been this?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
is the first one that's like that different.
Like ours is brown, theirs islike straight up gray, like it
is clearly different.
Yeah, the picture you sent usearlier, it is clearly different
yeah, yeah, yeah like by a lotso I'm like, well, I guess I
gotta go back to florida.
So I did right.
Yeah, because you weren'tplanning on going anyway.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean, actually you weren't, were you until it was
like hey, lou, do you care if wecome by?
Nah, come by some other time,okay, bye.
Yeah, that shit was booked.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I didn't even get that sentence out.
Um, but no, and it's just cooljust seeing, like, uh, you walk
into galaxy's edge in, uh,florida, and you're like this is
familiar, but it's different.
Like the entrances and exitsare different.
Um, some of the the decorationsare a little different.
It seems like they have likemore like uh, like scrapped,

(08:53):
crashed, like metal piecesaround, um, but I mean,
everything else is exactly thesame.
Ogre is the same, docks is thesame, ronto roasters but there's
slight variations, like rontoroasters closes, which is weird,
right, right.
So if you want a ronto wrap,like for a late dinner, you have
to go into docking bay sevenfor it.

(09:13):
You can still get it.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
You just got to go to docking bay seven for it but
the, the main ronto wrap area,closes at like nine or something
or eight yeah, like the walk-upcounter.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, it closes like seven or something because the
park only stays closes at like 9or something or 8?
.
Yeah, like the walk-up counter.
Yeah, it closes at like 7 orsomething because the park only
stays open until 9 or 10 at best.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
The fireworks is different.
Right, there's no fireworkexperience.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, there's no fireworks, there's no projection
.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
The fireworks are like out over the lake right, If
I remember correctly.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
The problem is that the fireworks at Disneyland you
know just the way it's laid outthey just happen to go over by
two.
But at Disney World Galaxy'sEdge is not even close to Magic
Kingdom where the fireworks are.
So, yeah, they don't put on afireworks show at all for

(10:08):
Galaxy's Edge At all.
There's no projections like wehave.
I'm not saying Disneyland'sbetter, but it kind of is.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
As far as Batuu goes, yes, Because Batuu.
East opened after Batuu Westright.
Yes, I think I remember themtalking about that and then I
think their rise open first,ours open second.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
They like trade it off, but we also in west we get
all the characters.
Um, they don't get nothing.
I think they just barely gotmando and grogu walking around.
They do have more alcohol,though, so I did try the blue
milk with the rum in it.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I couldn't taste much difference, so whatever I would
not recommend it versus justwithout.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
The only difference is the exactly okay, I could
barely even taste the rum.
Honestly, maybe I got rippedoff but what was cool?
or you would have gotten rippedup if you would have kept
drinking exactly um, so the coolthing is that I've never seen
at ours is the stormtroopersactually came into Oga's and
like started harassing.
They started going around thetables harassing people and shit

(11:11):
.
So that was kind of cool.
But otherwise I mean the menu'skind of mostly the same, but
also not.
The girls get a drink there.
At ours it's some kind of likechocolate milk with tea and
something they don't even haveit there.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
It is the weirdest thing, yeah, it doesn't make any
sense.
You'd think the menu would bethe exact same.
There's no reason not to.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Unless there's something specific to the region
that the locals know about.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
You go someplace your beer maybe right, yeah, yeah,
yeah, different kind of beers,it could be different locals
know about you know you go yourbeer maybe right like yeah, yeah
different beers.
Yeah, it could be different butI don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
You have a named brewery that's like oh, this is
brewery is huge in this region.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
But the weird thing is, uh, one of their menus fell
into my bag.
Craziness, just one menu, dang,I know right.
Well, actually this is the oldone.
One of the new ones that has aloaf cat here fell into my bag
too.
Too, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Those damn menus, man Right They'd just be falling
off tables.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I mean, then you've got to carry it around for the
rest of the day Like, come on,well, the good thing is we
weren't even there the wholetime.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
So we did Galaxy's Edge first and then we went over
to ride the Rock and RollerCoaster, the Aerosmith ride,
where, where they close it yeah,they're re-theming it to
Muppets, so it'll be ElectricMayhem, since they closed the
Muppets area over there.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Kind of makes sense, right, wait, you knew that was
called Electric Mayhem, but youcouldn't get that banned.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Look, I was under pressure.
Okay, it was the stress.
I was just asking to verify.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Okay, I was testing you, I was going to say it was
so funny, those first fewMuppets questions, dude, I
didn't even look them up.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I was like, hey, cool , I didn't have to look these
ones up, I'm good, that musthave been a block, that I was
busy, because I don't remember aconversation about the Muppets
at all.
No, because we're ahead of afew days.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
So no, it's a cool as hell roller coaster.
It's inside, it does like threecorkscrews.
It's fun as hell.
I don't know how that goes withkid-friendly Muppet stuff when
they retheme it, but whatever,it's a good ride.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Something crazy with Gonzo or Animal maybe.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Right, who knows?
Yeah, whatever, we'll be doingsome rockin' Muppet songs in
there, you'll figure it out.
Yeah, doing some rocking muppetsongs, you'll figure it out.
Yeah, um, and then we just dida little bit of shopping and
bounced went to bed because thegirls wanted to rope drop epcot
in the morning they wanted torope drop yeah, yeah, okay, cod

(13:36):
is our jam okay, okay so it'sour favorite out of all the
parks there, mostly because ofthe Guardians of the Galaxy ride
.
But yeah, no, we rope dropped itand we got our extra 15, 30
minutes, or whatever it is, forstaying on property.
We walked right in, we didSpaceship Earth, we thanked the
Phoenicians.
So that was cool.

(13:58):
It's a ride that goes throughhuman evolution and
communication and everything.
If you can read thank thePhoenicians Is everything
spelled phonetically.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It's a ride that goes through human evolution and
communication, and everythingand they're like, if you can
read, think the Phoenicians iseverything spelled phonetically,
yes, phoenicianly, but it's theright that's inside the giant
golf ball.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
So we did that.
We went to the back of the parkwhere a ratatouille and frozen
arm, and then we worked our wayforward and we went on guardians
, four times so that was cool isepcot, where tron is too.
No, that's in the magic kingdomum tomorrowland.
Tron's cool as hell.

(14:38):
I do like that over there.
They have good rides at magickingdom, but if I had to pick a
park, it'd be Epcot.
Ratatouille is really cool.
It's super advanced.
It's like a 3D ride 4D actuallybecause you get squirted with a
chili pepper or something andsmells and scents and heat and

(15:00):
then Frozen.
It's a good ride.
Lu went on it in Japan.
It's a little bit different inEpcot, but it's basically the
same.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
And then that's also where they have.
You have the food and drink ofthe world in Epcot, so you got
that going for it too.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It's so funny, Duke.
I was just about to jump in andsay, okay, you get all the
rides, but what about the foodand drinks that happen the world
?
You just stop in every pavilionand you drink.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm not doing that shit in June when I got swamp
ass.
I need to be comfortable todrink.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Or be in Oga's Totally fair but that wasn't
what I was talking about.
I was just general.
What did you have for lunch?
What?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
did you have for dinner?
For lunch?
Where did we eat lunch that day?
It's called over where Soarin'is there's a restaurant Garden
Something.
Anyways, most of therestaurants at Disney World are
family-style.
Buffet, like family-styleeating.

(16:00):
Isn't it Garden Cafe, somethinglike that, yeah.
And they're all characterdining, right.
So you sit in this booth.
The whole restaurant isrotating around through this.
You're above this ride called aliving on the land, living with
the land.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's a fun ride too With the land.
Yeah yeah, but it's old, it'sold as fuck Some nature.
It's cool as hell.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's cool as hell, though, Watch, We'll take you on
it and you'll be like oh, it'skind of like a jungle cruise.
Right, it's a water ride right,yeah, but you're just going
real slow and you're just likeand they're like this is all the
old Jurassic world or Jurassicpark, right at universal, where

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it's like all like everything.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
everything is like detailed, Like you're going into
a room and the room is actuallythere's stuff going on in the
room.
It's not just like pictures orstatic animatronic type things.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
So that's one of our favorite places to eat there.
But I mean, he brings you thisbig ass skillet.
It has roast beef on it andturkey garlic, green beans,
mashed potatoes, all kinds ofstuff, right.
So then he comes back and islike OK, well, what did you like
?
You know like, bring me moremeat and more mashed potatoes.

(17:22):
And he comes back with anotherskillet with just that.
You eat that.
What the fuck else you want?
I want more mashed potatoes.
And he comes back with anotherskillet with just that.
You eat that.
What the fuck else you want?
I want more of this.
I want more of this.
Cool, you eat that.
He comes back.
What more do you want?
And that's how 90% of therestaurants are at that.
The whole Walt Disney World,they're all like that.
So, you go to Hollywood Studios.
They have a Toy Story one.
It's all barbecue.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
You can get tore the fuck up on some barbecue.
So all you people that get themeat sweats I don't get meat
sweats, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
You don't need to get the meat sweats, because it's
fucking Florida and all you dois sweat.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
You already have the meat sweats.
You walk in with the meatsweats.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
You haven't even eaten anything.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
You got the meat sweats to go with your swamp
asses, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Are all these reservation only, or how does
that work, nah?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
bro, we walked right up.
No, yeah, oh shit, dude.
Florida is just so crazy, Ithink because they're so big and
like more touristy rather thanDisneyland is more locals.
Right, but this is so touristyit's easier to get a hotel, it's
easier to get reservations.
I even got a reservation forOgas.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Although they had 7,000 freaking time slots Right.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Our.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Ogas would never have that many reservations.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I always felt that one of them was because Disney
World was so spread out.
You're only really dealing withlike one-fifth of the people.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Exactly, yeah, where at.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Disneyland, you got everybody.
The only people you'recompeting with at Epcot are
people at Epcot.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Right, everybody has park hoppers, so yeah, I was
going to say with Disney.
You really got everybody goingto either DCA or Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, but I mean otherwise for food.
There we went Last year was aGerman buffet restaurant.
It was more of a traditionalbuffet where you get up and go
get your food, but they hadsausages and sauerkraut and
other tons of shit and the wholetime there's these dudes up on

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stage doing German music andstuff.
And we were doing the man showziggy-zaggy, ziggy-zaggy, hoi,
hoi, hoi, hoi hoi.
Yeah, nice.
So that one was a lot of funtoo.
Then there's another one overby Frozen.
It's a princess buffet.
That one, I think, is also moreof a traditional buffet.
We haven't done that one for awhile, though, but yeah, that's
usually what we eat.
But like they don't, they'renot big on churros and shit out

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there.
But yeah, that's usually whatwe eat.
They're not big on churros andshit out there, like Disneyland
is.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
There's not a lot of carts.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
I remember there not being a ton of carts.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
There's carts in general.
Wow, yeah, in general.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Well, there's less Mexicans in Florida, so I'm
guessing there's churros,there's less in LA now too Well
one could hope.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
That's all Twitter is .
La's streets are empty.
This is what I voted for.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Honestly.
I hope that applies toWashington too.
Canadians, Mexicans, russians,all y'all If you're not here
legally, get gone.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Bye Superman.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
There goes half of our viewing super superman got a
work visa.
He's fine he's got some allright so that was, so that was
day two, yeah so yeah, day, dayone and a half yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
So I wanted to um, get the epcot popcorn bucket
because the it looks like thethe mickey balloon that they
usually have, but it's texturedlike the Epcot popcorn bucket.
Because it looks like theMickey balloon that they usually
have but it's textured like theEpcot ball and it lights up and
shit, cool as hell.
Yeah, look cool.
But because I'm a professional,I wasn't going to walk around
with that shit all day.
I was going to wait till theend of the day.
No locker, I don't know if theyhave lockers.
I never even looked.
I think they have lockers, butyeah, I'm sure they do.

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So it rained and I'm like, okay, that's cool.
And it's getting towards theend of the day and I'm like,
okay, cool, let's go get it.
No, they closed all theirpopcorn stands and they never
opened up again.
It was some straight bullshit,straight bullshit.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Is it a regular one or is it a special?
Edition.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I don't know how limited it is.
Yeah, I don't know how limitedit is.
Yeah, I don't know how limitedit is, or anything.
So I don't know, we'll see.
It's not like that otherDisneyland we went to In the
west that had a whole store ofthem.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
Where you could just walk up to a store and pick the
one you wanted At your leisure.
And have it for a bid.
Yeah.
You know what I don't remember?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I think they gave her popcorn.
I can't remember it.
Did they give her?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
popcorn.
I can't remember if there waspopcorn.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
It was like some kind of Fruity Pebbles popcorn or
something.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Yeah, because nobody cared.
They just wanted the damnbucket.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I don't want grease all over my bucket, you're right
.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Little One had some of that yeah exactly, okay, okay
.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
So then we went to bed.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
We got up the next morning, so now, we went to bed,
we got up the next morning, sonow we're on Sunday, monday,
monday, monday.
No because you flew out Friday,you did Epcot on Saturday.
So now we're getting to.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Sunday yeah, you only gave us a day and a half so far
.
You gave us landing with thecar situation.
And now?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
day two Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Did we so?
What's Sunday then?
What was Sunday?
I did we so?
What sunday then?
What was sunday?
I could have swore a cruisedidn't leave until monday let me
see, probably not.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I'm guessing the cruise didn't leave till monday,
because most of them are mondayI agree, you better go, look,
go back, look your text, seewhat you said, right?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
oh no, everything goes forward a day.
We left saturday morning, ohokay, sunday, all day there okay
, I forgot what days off I have?
Okay, no, so then, uh, mondaywe got up, drove out to cape
canaveral.
Oh, almost stopped at nasa.
I was gonna say spaceships yeah, that was so much fun.
I want to go back there umcanaveral yeah, yeah, we spent a

(23:02):
whole day there.
I just don't think we saweverything so cool.
Got on the ship, what time.
Our port arrival time was like1245 or something.
Okay, because when you sign upfor the cruise they tell you
when you can, so everybody justcrowd and jump on the plane.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah, you have a time frame.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
The concierge gets on first and then, like Pearl,
members, the people that havesailed with them, a bunch.
I think it's like 50 cruises orsome shit.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Damn Rich bastards.
Where's the car at this point?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
We just parked it for the week, a couple days,
because if you know my wife,she's a control freak.
She has to rent a car she hasto be in control of.
Yeah transportation.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
So you either sent it back, uh, and we're gonna wing
it.
The last day I was like no,that's not her, exactly, exactly
.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
You paid, you paid for a whole week for the car to
just sit there yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, four days, four days, four days of just sitting
there, yeah yeah, uh, what typeof room did you guys have?
Oh, you know what I meant.
I meant to ask that last year.
I'm glad you brought it up.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Um.
So we were at Saratoga.
We had on the boat it was aone-bedroom.
Oh, on the boat, on the ship.
Yeah, on the boat Just aregular standard veranda.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So you had a little patio and stuff too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
And we were forward almost to where the ship starts
curving, so we actually had alarger veranda than we've ever
had before.
So that was kind of cool.
A little porch, a little patio.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Okay, so you have a balcony then.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, but it's a veranda.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I don't know if I want a balcony yet, but my first
time I want the one where thewindow is on the level of the
water.
That's where the window is likeon the level of the water.
I want that's where the crewstays low.
Oh, the videos I'm showing.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
There are some where you can have rooms, where you're
good if you're down below, ifyou're below the the water line
not the water line I want to beat the water lines.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
The videos that I saw were the lady that I all the
videos that I watch of hers.
She did one where she usuallyhas a balcony but she did one
where the where's the like, thelevel of the yeah, you just have
a portal that's like oh, thatlooks cool.
I want to try that manpart-time job in the summer,
just so I can get if you're, uh,I would.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
My only, my only thing about that would be, if
you're not sure how you're goingto handle being on a cruise,
having the ability to open thedoor and get fresh air if you
need it is a good thing.
So if you're stuck below withthe portal that doesn't open and
you like, get it opens oncelittle, yeah, yeah, you get a
little sea, uh, get a little seasickness.
Uh, you, you, you so lou.

(25:41):
I don't know how you are onboats, but he doesn't know
either.
Yeah, so I would suggest gettinga veranda or getting, I don't
think being trapped in a room,especially because there are
people that I've been with.
There are people that I've beenwith that they start getting
seasick and it's like nope, youneed to be going outside right
now it's like you ain't, youain't seen my apartment I have.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I have two windows in my apartment and both of them
have blackout curtains on, so Idon't want the sun to come
through and one door oh, I mayjust get an interior cabin then,
with no windows, and I'd belike I feel like I'm at home
they'll give you a virtualporthole why would I want that?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
so you can pretend to see the ocean can I put a
blackout curtain on it?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
probably turn it off.
That'd be funny if he couldn'tbut the veranda does have
blackout curtains, though.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, I mean, it's just yeah.
I'm just again, again, I don'tknow.
So it could be fine, it couldbe horrible.
That's why I want to do thatAlaska three-day cruise to find
out.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
But no, it's just like a I don't know.
I guess it's a standard room.
It's like a queen bed.
Then there's a curtain, there'sa couch.
The room attendant comes in,she folds the couch out, pulls a
bunk bed from the ceiling yeah,yeah, because you can have like
five people in there, right?
I hope it has something likethat.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Two people in the queen bed, two people in the
pullout and then a bunk bed forthe yeah, that's person.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, man, that's got to get hot nah, as soon as we
come in there, we turn the airconditioner all the way down to
zero, or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
It is nice because it's also florida do you do,
like the wall magnets and shitto hang it up the hooks.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
So yes, yes, yes, there's magnets like super
strong you can get.
You put them on the ceiling,you can hang.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Your lounge flies from it and shit it actually you
get the shoe for all thebathroom stuff.
I've been watching these videosfor the last two years.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I was like ooh, I wonder if they get this stuff
too, but at least with Disneythey provide the shampoo,
conditioner and body wash youjust need to bring your poofy
with you.
That's easy.
Your poofy and your toothbrush.
You know what, bro?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
What body wash?
You just need to bring yourpoofy with you.
That's easy, your poofy andyour toothbrush.
You know what, bro?
What I want more of is at thelast Disney hotel that I stayed
at I can't remember where it was, but that one they had these
sponge bath wash.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Those things are badass.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I want a case of those, bro.
I still have four.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
That's like a magic eraser.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
It was.
I still have four.
That's like a magic eraser itwas.
I got four.
I'm like rashing these thingsout.
I'm like I can't.
I got to save it for a rainyday.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
You say magic eraser and the only thing in my head is
Lou is in the shower like nope,nope.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Then he's like calling Jack hey, shit ain't
working.
Hey, is yours working, is yours?
I think my bag was faulty, butyeah.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
And you still took four of them.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
I did.
That thing was comfy.
I was like, oh it feels so good, it was soft.
Oh man, I gotta figure outwhere I can buy those Amazon I'm
sure, timu.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
So first night Disney ships you go on them, they ask
you your name.
They're like Disney.
Wish welcomes the Tesh familyand everybody cheers and.
Rapunzel's up on the balconywaving at everybody.
They got like three stationsdoing it.
They're alternating, it goes byquick 3,000 people goes by

(29:14):
quick.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Louis Moses on his first cruise, welcome.
And then all the crew arewaving and cheering and
everything, but they do it byfamily.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
These motherfuckers are getting on.
There was one Indian family andthen all the crew are like
waving and cheering andeverything, but they do it by
family, okay.
So, like these motherfuckersare getting on, there was one
like an indian family did.
There were like 50 of them andthey all took pictures on the
stairs.
I'm like, bro, you guys areblocking a whole staircase.
Cinderella's gonna get mad atyou somebody, somebody can't.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Hey, y'all need to get going.
It's a staircase, come on.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
She's right next to the statue on the.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Rapunzel's whipping her hair like let's go, let's go
, move it along.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
You associate Cinderella with the staircase.
Come on, man.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
All the Disney ships have a statue in the main
hallway.
This one actually hasCinderella in it.
She's standing right next tothe staircase.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
I was just saying because Jack said Rapunzel was
the one that was greetingeverybody.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
She was up on this balcony.
I think her and Flynn were upthere.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
She could whip her hair and be like let's move it
Move it along, let's go.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Your luggage doesn't show up until 1, 30, 2-ish that
you're even allowed to go toyour room, but you can drop off
your carry-ons.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yes, they make you drop all your stuff off.
Yeah, yeah, you can't take yourstuff around.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
You can only bring your carry-on.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You tag everything.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
No, you can take your carry-on and you're allowed to
take it to your room, but I'msaying the're not, you're not
required to take it to your room, right?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
you can't, I ain't, I ain't about that, I'm watching
that videos.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I know youtube ain't been wrong on me.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
We're on youtube.
I know youtube is right.
This is true.
Yeah, right, with zero views.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, it is exactly right the algorithm works also
true um, oh yeah, we tried to tofind lunch because the only
time you can get uh, it's a likea southern sandwich called a
muffaletta sandwich, which isthe only time you can get it, is
on embarkation day.

(31:16):
And so we went to therestaurant.
It's like nah, son, it's full.
You got to go to the buffet.
I'm like mother, I don't wantto go to the goddamn buffet, I
want this muffaletta sandwich.
So wife said we're nevergetting uh that late of a uh
quarter arrival time again, sothat we can get our sandwiches.
That sandwich looks weird youonly got.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You only got 48 more cruises to go on before.
You are a pearl member, though,so she will pay for concierge.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I was gonna say I was like come on, she will pay for
concierge.
I was going to say I was like,come on now.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Because we did concierge on the last cruise.
That shit was legit.
You had your own lounge, freedrinks, everything.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
The drink package was included with concierge.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
That's the only way you get a drink package on the
Disney ship.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
But you're also paying.
It's not like $15.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
How much are?
You talking?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I don't know.
I have a travel agent.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, your wife yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
I don't ask for how much this shit costs.
Alright, hang on, I just showup and eat.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
I gotta figure out what my budget needs to be For
this winter or spring cruise.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
I'm just saying it'll probably be spring break.
They're already planning thisshit.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
I actually don't have a 2026.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
The cost of concierge service On a Disney cruise
varies depending on the type Ofstateroom or suite.
For example, a typical 7 nightcruise Will cost around $2500
per person For a the type ofstateroom or suite.
For example, a typicalseven-night cruise will cost
around $2,500 per person for adeluxe random stateroom and
$5,000 per person for a similarroom with concierge.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
So an extra $2,500 is for that.
That seems a lot.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
So you get that.
But then they also seat youfirst for all the shows.
You get a special entrance andthey escort you to all the
Broadway shows.
You get free popcorn with it.
Again, you can go to theconcierge lounge 24-7.
They got drinks alcohol, sodawater, snacks you can get your
$2,500.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I was going to say that's an extra $2,500.
I mean, does it come with acrew member blowing you at least
?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
No, they're not that cute, at least not the ones that
we had for concierge yeah.
Look, I'll close my eyes, It'llbe fine, you can borrow my VR
headset.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
See, there you go.
Oh my God, what's Darth Vaderdoing here?
Ah no, Ah shit.
Never mind, it's Lou he's like,yeah, force, choke that oh yeah
, force choke it.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh yeah, um make me breathe heavy so you know, they
make you swallow your ambitionsyou got to do your muster drill
and all that shit you got to getyour muster station so you know
where to go yeah, where you'resupposed to meet, so they can
throw you off the boat.
Sorry, throw you off the shipinto the lifeboat, and they make
sure to mention, in theunlikely event, that we have to

(34:12):
abandon ship.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Like an unlikely event of a water landing flying
over the desert.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
It's unlikely.
So we did that.
And then they do the sail awayparty.
Everybody goes up on deck, bigold party Waving to all the
poors.
Can't afford a Disney cruise.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Or the concierge.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Or the concierge people.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, the concierge people are above you, waving at
you While you're waving at theother poors, yeah, while they're
waving.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
At the higher level, poors.
It's a cascading level of poresfive grand per person.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yep, yep and your whole and I think your whole
room has to do it.
You can't just do it on yourown because there's so much more
stuff you get as part of yourroom that they wouldn't be able
to like do it for like I willsay if me and you travel
together it.
We both have to get it orneither of us would get it.
It's not a case of like oneperson can get it I will tell
you.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
The only reason that we did do that on the last one
was because we had the creditsfrom the one that got canceled
because the ship wasn't ready oh, yeah, we had credits and all
this shit, so don't think we'reright.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
But now don't apologize, don't, don't have
this way.
Hell no, if you're able to rollthat way, we'll fucking roll
that way.
Yeah, it's like you're likelook, you're allowed to wave at
me while I'm down below y'all,while I'm waving at the people
on the down below me, so it'sokay.
I mean, people below me will bethe crew, that's okay, I'll
wave at them anyway.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah all you hear is jack going lou Lou.
Is that your bald spot?
Lou, you got a bald spot.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I didn't know you had a bald spot.
Yeah, you see it.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Make sure you put some sunscreen on that bitch.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
It's a solar charger for a sex machine.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Put that poor ass sunscreen on your poor ass head.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Shit, I don't even know what we did after that the
first night.
So you do rotational dininghave to, you don't have to, you
don't have to.
But you can't just choose whatrestaurant you want to eat in.
But back it up a little bit.
We usually do the second dinner, which is like 8, 8, 15 ish, um

(36:28):
.
So we go to the first show, thefirst broadway show they put on
.
It's like it's six or something, um, so that one was.
It's only on the wish.
It's goofy, as, being thecaptain of the ship, mini had to
go do something.
Tinkerbell does some magic, hegoes through all these other
dance numbers and all theseother Disney characters come out
and everybody sings.

(36:49):
It's a good time.
So we did that and then we wentto dinner.
Our first dinner was Arendelle,so the theme of that one is
Anna and Kristoff's engagementyes, frozen.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So it's all Frozen themed yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, it's a Frozen restaurant you go to as you're
walking through the hall.
All the paintings are there,the statue's there, the clock is
there, joan of Arc.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, yeah, she's there.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
So you could have ditched that and went to the
buffet, though, right, you couldhave.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Yeah, ditch, that went to the buffet though.
Right, you could have.
Yeah, yeah, you could.
Okay, okay just.
But you don't want to, becauseeven though it's a sit-down
restaurant, you can still orderas much as you want.
They got filet mignon in there.
You tell that bro say hey, son,I want three of them.
Bitches, cool, here you go.
I want one of everything done.
You can still get as much asyou want at these prices and

(37:45):
it's obviously going to bebetter quality than just going
to the buffet and and you getthe show.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
What do?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
you mean what?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
do you mean at these prices?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
it's not included with the like these places,
places, oh well, yeah sometimesthey have stuff special for that
, that thing there's like atheme yeah, because this was
like, uh, norwegian kind ofthemed food.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
So okay, there were like swedish meatballs and
noodles and shit and give methat ikea.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Give me that ikea ikea on a boat.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Ikea on a boat but then, like um olaf comes by and
christoph and anna and elsa,they all come by.
You can take pictures with themand shit, it was pretty good.
Oaken traded in his tradingpost and now he's a party
planner, so he comes out.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Is this the?
One where you said he wassinging, let it Go.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, he was singing, let it Go.
It was hilarious, but then Elsacomes out and corrects him, so
it was worth it.
And then after that you justkind of hang out and party.
We went to the hyperspacelounge.
I got this Mustafarian drink.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Is that the one that's over 21 after certain
hours?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah.
But it wasn't at the time, sowe brought our oldest little one
straight dishes for the kidsclub, that's last year, but
that's what you want, right?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Right, yeah, little One straight ditched us for the
kids club.
That's from last year, butthat's what you want, right?
Yeah, I mean, we know whereshe's at.
Yeah, we'll see you in a fewdays, she's having fun.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, seriously, we didn't see her.
We saw her for the shows andfor dinner.
That was it.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wait so how do they handle?
Don't Steal my Kid.
How do you know you?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
have to check them out yourself, and they all have
magic bands.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Oh, check them in, check them out type thing, and
they have magic bands.
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
And then secret words and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They have three or four different types of
environments for the kids, rightyeah.
From like 18 on down, they havedifferent.
Yeah, there's different levelsof clubs.
So if you and the wife want togo to the hyperspace lounge, you
can just be like boom overthere, Go to that one, because
there's one that's set up for 16to 18 and one that's set up for
12 to 14.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
That was my next question.
She's aged out of this one, butshe can still go to a different
one.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, so there'll be another one that's more grown up
or has more.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Unless you go again before her birthday.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Which is possible.
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
These women are crazy .

Speaker 3 (40:11):
These women are crazy , but I just go with them.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
So we went to the hyperspace lounge, but you
didn't get the $3,000.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Richie, rich, no it was there, though it was the
Kyber Crystal.
It comes with a tour ofSkywalker Ranch.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Lucasfilm.
They dropped the price down tothree.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Something like that.
It used to be five or seven orsomething, I don't remember if I
screenshotted it because youcan't access the menu once
you're not there anymore.
No, I don't have it, but it'scool.
They have these guns that makesmoke bubbles.
That was kind of cool.
The girls ordered these thingscalled Cloud Cities or something

(40:53):
and they came by.
It's like this gun it makes asmoke bubble and then it can fly
around.
You pop it and then smoke comesout.
It was kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Yeah, that sounds kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Lou, you're right, it's still $ cool.
Yeah, that sounds kind of cool.
You're right, it's still fivegrand.
It comes with a Cam2 device.
It opens up.
I think you get the Cam2 deviceright.
Yeah, you get to keep it.
Yeah.
You just go to Disneyland andbuy it and then you get a trip
to Skywalker Ranch.
It has a drink and stuff likethat in it Like a special.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Yeah, yeah, some expensive ass, scotch or whiskey
or something probably scotch,if it's expensive but you do
that, so you get the trip toskywalker ranch right yeah, um,
and then I think yourmustafarian drink was good yeah
it was like uh, rum, chata andsomething, something, whatever I
could have drank some cinnamonflavored for the spice, okay,

(41:45):
all right, cool, cool and it'scool because in the back they
have um different uh, likespaceship scenes, like you go to
hyperspace every few minutesand um, you go to different
planets.
So that's kind of cool.
And I think we saw mustafarcoruscuscant, batuu, endor

(42:05):
Sutton, but it was cool as heck.
I could sit in there for hoursif there were cool people with
me.
I think he means us.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
And then I think Star Wars Trivia was that night.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Real quick.
If the three of us are hangingout at the lounge all day and
all night, how long before wefinally just break and say, okay
, fine, let's just get the drink?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Zero chance.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Fine, you're not going to Skywalker Ranch, then,
louie, you know why Lou has thatbald spot on the back of his
head, it's for his yarmulkeranch.
Then you know, when lou hasthat bald spot on the back of
his head, it's for his uhyarmulke because he all of a
sudden he'd become cheap as fuck.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
If you're gonna tell me five thousand dollars, get
the three tickets.
We can talk.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
My understanding is five thousand dollars gets you
one yep, I think it's true Ithink it's true, so anyways, so
right outside they have, uh,it's called the bayou.
It's like a little lounge, likepiano bar lounge kind of area
moses is a jewish name, just sayit's a the jewish name, yeah
the all right.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So the star wars trivia yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
So I'm walking around , I'm like I need a seat right
like a seat at a table.
Everybody like, no, no, we gotpeople, we got.
I'm like I need a seat rightLike a seat at a table.
Everybody's like, no, no, wegot people, we got people.
I'm like, well, fuck you guys,then I'm going to win this shit
and piss you off.
So I just go over to the cornerstanding and then this dude's
like no, you can come sit withus.
I'm like okay, cool.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
You guys will team up .

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Were.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Ah, you were undercover.
People didn't even know.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
No, they didn't know what they were about to get into
.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
They did not.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
No, you're like, just give me the fucking badges now.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
This is number one of three.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, so we teamed up .
But did you need to team up?
It helped because, yeah, mrFucking, I Don't.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Know what An Ad Ad Is Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Really Not armored.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
I can't help my tongue when he told me that
Because, again, I'm a lot oftech with him Because we have
iMessaging, so he was texting me.
I saw that and I was likeDelete, delete, delete.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I'm like, no, I'm going to let it go, you're not
going to ruin your boy's cruise.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
It's like he got me two love cats.
I'm going to leave him aloneyeah.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
So it ended in like a three-way tie or something.
So the tiebreaker was how longin minutes would it take to
watch the original trilogy?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Duke, when he gave me that question I was like I know
how long Empire is, I know howlong Jedi is within a minute.
But I wasn't sure original.
So I was like okay, it's got tobe.
I'm thinking to myself likethree, I think I had Go ahead.
What was your guess?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I was going to say like 335.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Okay, I had 3, had go ahead.
What was your guess?
I was going to say like 335.
Okay, I had 375, 374, I think,no 375, because they're all at
least 120 minutes right.
So you've got to start at leastyeah, so you've got to start at
least 360, so 333, and it waslike I know Empire's 204, I know
Jedi's 210 or 211, and New Hope, I think, is 201 to 205.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
I was going to say New Hope was shorter In my head,
that was my mentality.
Was that New Hope was going todrop that lower because the
other two were longer?
That was in my head.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
No, that makes sense.
Like I said, I knew that onewas shorter.
I know Empire's 204.
And I know Jedi's 210 or 211.
Sense, like I said, I knew, Iknew that one shorter.
I know I know empire is 204 andI know jedi is 210 or 211 so we
went with uh like 395.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
The other guy guessed uh 315 and it was 370.
I thought it was.
Price is right rules.
I'm like shit we lost we wentover yeah, you weren't over, but
you're still the closest, sowhat was?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
he said there were three-way tie right.
What did the other person?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
get.
I thought it was, but maybe itwas just the two-way.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Maybe just two Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
So got your first quiz match on the cruise.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
No, Three-way tie was the next one right.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Because you all won, because you all won.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah Wait, wasn't there another quiz before this
or just after it?
That you did too.
Let's see, yeah, there was one.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Let me see Blah, blah , blah, jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Fucking embarrassing it really is.
We can't even call ourselves aStar Wars podcast.
Oh, we don't call ourselves aStar Wars podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
But now we definitely can't.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
We don't want to pick another trivia and I lost by
five.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I don't remember which one it was, though.
Okay, all right, um general,general Disney stuff.
Yeah, we did a bunch of those.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Then, and then oldest didn't know that was the next
day.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, so that's the you're.
You're in the evening now,right.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Yes, there was a haunted mansion one.
That was nice.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, yeah, um, so I think we went to bed.
Um, we got up, um, and again itwas oh no, I got up early
because they were doinglightsaber pictures at the
hyperspace lounge.
Yeah, wife paid for the picturepackage, so I'm gonna get our
money's worth out of it so thatpays for every picture that you
take.
Right?
They scan your magic band orthey ask your room number and it
pays for every picture that youtake.
Right?
They scan your MagicBand orthey ask your room number and it
pays for every picture.
You can download it after theshow.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Do you have to pay that four times?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
No, it's just per room.
But yeah, they'll come by atdinner and take pictures of you
and everything.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
You sent that one picture over with your goofy ass
yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Sorry, I was a pirate .
Thank you, was that a digitalpirate hat, or did you get to
keep it?
No, it was a little one's minifor the night Pirate night.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
And she wasn't even there.
She wasn't even there, shedipped, she wasn't in the
picture, she was when I only sawthe oldest in you two.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
No, that was a little one bro.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
Where Now?

Speaker 3 (48:13):
I gotta look.
Yeah, I'm looking it up too,I'm pretty sure, because the
oldest didn't take pictures.
No, the oldest, oh no, no, no,you're right.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It's just the three of you I asked about that shirt.
I asked about the shirt.
Sorry, wrong kid.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
So oldest and I.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
It's only been like eight years.
Leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
You got me zooming in now that's a menu.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, on the inside.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
That's super cool.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Yeah, on the inside it's a menu.
It folds open and like top ofthe pirate hat, bottom of the
pirate hat, but there's a slitin the middle.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
So you can put it on the head.
It's like this guy can't evenrecognize.
But it's like, did you see himat the?
Where was that last place?
We're at where you saw them.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I don't even know wait either, I'm not talking
about it yeah, I'm talking aboutnothing, all right all right,
so but you're jumping ahead youhad the day, so you got up to
get your lightsaber picture thatyou didn't send us.
Got up to get lightsaberpictures.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I can't send pictures off of the ship, but I guess I
could send some.
I didn't download them yet.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Until recently Were they on the.
Oh, he doesn't have his.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
So yeah, so we went and they provided lightsabers.
Well, that's what I kind ofassumed that yeah, that'd be
weird to like.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I mean, you must be super dedicated if you're
bringing yeah.
I made a Savi's lightsaber, I'mgoing to bring him on the
cruise.
I mean, I guess that's possible, though it is possible.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
So they just had Ahsoka's lightsabers, which was
kind of cool, and now I mightactually buy them, because you
can change them between the blueand the green I was like I
didn't know they did that andwhite, Because didn't she have
three colors?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I saw something pop up.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
No, not these hilts.
That first one with the two ofyou, that's a great-ass pick.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
But yeah, no, these are her Clone Wars hilts.
So it's blue after Anakin getsa hold of them, green before.
So that was cool as heck.
I was glad she did that with me, actually, because you know how
she is.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It never happens, and then youhave a great-looking pic of it
happening.
When it does happen, it's like,wow, that looks fantastic.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
You do love me, you do have fun with me.
You still love your daddy sohappy.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
My text message Yep, my dad's phone's dead.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Yep, that was so good that's Phones Dead, yep that
was so good Both of thosepictures of you two, holy shit.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Right, that was fun.
And then second oh, so it was asea day, so we were on the ship
all day.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, haunted Mansion quiz.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah, so it was Haunted Mansion trivia.
We almost won that, except sheput false when it should have
been true, asking if the nameson the tombstones in front of
Haunted Mansion were Imagineers.
They are, in case anybody asked.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Now you know.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
And then you went to Muppets right and then I don't
know if that was that day or.
Or the day after yeah.
It all blends together after solong Mm-hmm.
And what was the show that day?
The show that day was notAladdin, so there's the other
one, dang A Little Mermaid, andthey even use a black girl to

(51:15):
play Ariel.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
I would have walked out.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Lou Sid, you're trying to flip the table over,
but it's like attached to thefloor.
He's like motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I'm like, okay, let's see how this plays out.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
And then Ariel would have walked out.
Her dad was black too, so itworks out.
He wasn't Mexican like in theactual movie.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
She walks out All of a sudden.
You just hear boo Boo.
The only time somebody's evergotten fucking booed on a Disney
cruise, and it's fucking Lou,the one black guy on the ship.
No.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
But now you know, lou , when that show comes on you
gotta go find something else todo but she wasn't black last
time we were on the ship, so itmust depend on the cast that
they have right, roll the dice,man roll the dice.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, I would've made a scene.
I would've just sat in the back, just in case, and on the aisle
so I can just it's like what,what happened?
Oh, my stomach hurt, iseverything okay.
He's like, yeah, this just mademe sick, is all.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Sir, do we have to turn this cruiser on?
No, it's fine.
No, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
No, y'all go ahead.
Why don't y'all send the whiteaerial to my room?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Black aerial shows up .
No.
Man.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I can't remember I would have forgotten to get on
the boat at the next stop.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
I can't remember if Ariel was doing pictures around
the ship and which Ariel it was.
That'd be interesting, becauseI think that they use different
people.
I think the people that aredoing the characters outside and
then the Broadway crew is liketheir own crew.
So I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
That's my understanding.
There's interaction ones and Ithink there's interaction ones
Cause they, they, they could geta lot more of those different
people who are because you'renot asking.
Ariel Well you're not askingAriel, who's standing, you know,
out on the deck to takepictures, to sing songs and shit
, where the one that youactually have in the show is

(53:18):
probably a different.
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
And then dinner that night was a restaurant called
1923.
So it's based on like Disney'sbeginnings and everything.
So the restaurant it's fancier.
A lot of people dress up for itbecause they're weird,
everybody and this is stillincluded in the price, dang um.

(53:42):
So it's like a fancy old style,like steakhouse kind of place,
um, but throughout is like um,old, like drawings and sketches
of like moana and pinocchio andprincess and the Frog and all
this shit.
It's really cool from an artstandpoint.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
So your oldest dug it then?
Yeah, that was my first thoughttoo.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I was like.
I know somebody who would haveliked that.
How did they do Princess andthe Frog in 1923?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
It's just the beginning of Disney.
They still had Moana, but theyalso had Cinderella.
Cinderella and sleeping beauty.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
It's kind of like the history Exactly Moving forward.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Much to the oldest one's displeasure.
No Aristocats but, we were satin the Pinocchio area so we had
like all those Pinocchio art andstuff around us, so it was kind
of cool.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Tell a lie, tell the truth, tell around us.
It was kind of cool Tell a lie,tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
But again, the food's great.
You can have steak every nightor seafood, salad, soups,
appetizers, all kinds of shit.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
If you're on a boat.
If I can't get seafood, I'mgoing to be mad, Right.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Go out there and catch it.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Right For real.
Pick up the net.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
How about you go out and catch it?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
you poor Lou's just going to go open up his porthole
that's below seawater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I'm going to see something going by.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
I'm going to see something going by and he's like
open the door real quick.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see you open that door and
then close it back up.
Lou, good luck with that, it'snot hard.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
What is it Just?

Speaker 3 (55:17):
It's not hard.
What is it?

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Just ocean water pressure.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, whatever You're directing my power.
Next thing is loose titanickingand just laying in the bed
waiting for the water to engulfhim, right.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
There's minor trivias that we're doing.
We didn't win any of them Close, but not me and we took a
couple pictures.
They had a life rescue thing,the ring they threw in the water
, but it had two little ones onit for Mickey Head and stuff and
in the middle of the big onethey had Rapunzel, because

(55:51):
Rapunzel's on the back of theship, painting the name on the
back of the ship, all the Disneyships on the back, the bow aft
they have somebody painting onthe ship, so this one has
Rapunzel back there painting thename of the ship on there, so
she's on a bunch of themarketing for it where it was

(56:14):
like the wonder.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I think I sent you guys a picture of that when I
was on my cruise.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
So the Wonder that we've gone on a couple times has
Donald and his nephews on it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
The Magic Weaver on last year.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, the Magic Weaver on last year has Goofy on
it.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
I was thinking Goof goofy was on one of them.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
So, and then one of the new ones has spider-man on
the back fighting spider bots,because the spider bots are
painting the name withspider-man's trying to stop him
for some reason.
It's kind of a dick, but it'skind of cool.
And then that might have beenour shopping night too.
Wife spent like 400 in pandora.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Damn woman, it makes it easy for you to buy shit.
This is true.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
This is true Like my popcorn bucket, I miss.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
He's not bitter, though, Folks.
He's not bitter.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Not at all, not at all.
If we have any Floridalisteners, send it to your boy.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
We need to get a PO box.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
The next thing was Nassau in the bahamas.
Zero interest in getting off, Idon't, whatever right.
So that morning we also had um.
Aside from your rotationaldining and the buffet and stuff,
they do have a couple of fancyrestaurants that do cost extra.
So the one they have on all theship, all all the Disney ships,

(57:34):
is Palo Um.
It's like Italian.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
It's supposed to be really good, so good.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
So we usually do a brunch.
Um again, it's all you can eat.
Still right, like if you wantone of everything, he will bring
you one of everything, theweirdest thing, but it's also
very delicious.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Celery soup.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
very delicious celery soup you wouldn't think it's
good, but it's kind of good,exceeds your expectations.
Yeah, you're like there's noway this is good, but you try
and you're like all right, itdoesn't taste like grass and
it's not getting cut in betweenmy teeth so it's so.
It's not matcha no, no, it's notmuch at all, uh, but it was
cool because we were sittingnear a window so we could see
everybody getting off at theport and stuff, like they have

(58:16):
this big welcome center and likethe screen playing wait, wait,
let me back up.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
You did not get off the boat no all that shit you're
giving me about it and your assdidn't get off the boat.
What the fuck am I going to doin?
The Bahamas man, I don't knowBahama stuff.
Find yourself a Bahama mama,get robbed they got pirates
there actual, that's my faultthat's my fault.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
I told you not to get kidnapped by pirates before you
got on the boat.
Yeah, that's my I.
I own that.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I own that my bad there were two, uh, carnival
ships there so we were waving atthe poor's like, hi, hey, can
you guys start a fight like theydo on youtube and all the
carnival shit?
Dude, for real.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Where are the black people at?
Just look for the group ofblack people and wait for the
fight to happen.
Somebody took somebody's chair.
False contact.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Yep, or somebody threw a chair.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Somebody threw a chair because they took somebody
else's chair.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yep, you guys weren't on the dream, right?
No, we were on the wish.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah, I just saw that .
That kid fell off and his dadjumped in after him.
Did they both die?
No, they saved him.
That's what the oldest has.
She's like did they survive?
I'm like it says they rescuedthem.
She's like they could haverescued the bodies.
I'm like no, they would sayrecovered.
You recover a body, you don'trescue a body.
So that might have been.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
That's too bad.
No lessons learned.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I don't know that shit was probably cold.
They probably got yelled at andscolded and it ain't nothing.
Who knows, maybe they getbanned for life?

Speaker 4 (59:53):
I'm about punishment.
I'm about capital punishmentfor everything but whatever.
Instead, we live in thissociety.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
That might have been Star Wars Trivia Day, because it
wasn't on Beach Day Three-waytie yeah, so this is three-way
tie day, your second.
Your second chance to be atnumber one.
Yeah, so this was a three-waytie.
What the hell was thetiebreaker?

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Yeah, what was the tiebreaker?
I don't even think I asked youthat.
What was the tiebreaker?
Was there a question thatstumped you at all?

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
On this one.
No, no, okay, this one was easy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
No, this one was super easy Did you have a group
or did you play solo on it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
No, I found another dude.
He hung out with me.
I actually did the Advance withhim too.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
We hung out a lot.
That was the guy from the firstone.
No.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Homeboy.
I never saw him again.
Dude might have fell off theship.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I never saw him again Because he was supposed to do
the third one, the Advance one,yeah, after the guy he met in
the first.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Yeah, but he never showed up again I just assumed
that that's what was the case.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
I got a new trivia buddy.
You don't remember what thetiebreaker was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I cannot remember what the tiebreaker was
on that one man, you're gettingold.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Memories first go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Dude, look Cruise.
Memory is weird.
It all blends together and youforget everything.
You need a journal.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Where's your journal?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Yeah, where's your journal?
Right, we need to buy you aDisney journal.
So when you go and do the shityou can write it down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I just write it all down Live blogging.
I'll pay for the internetpackage next time and just
Instagram it all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
And then you write it off with your taxes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, Businesses yeah .
So then you did the advanceafter, or was that the?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
next day yeah, the advance was on the last day, I
think.
Yeah, I think it was in theafternoon after, because then
the third day on the ship yeah,it was the beach day, so we got
up early, we went out to thebeach, I went in the water for a
little bit, but then everybodyditched me.

(01:01:56):
So I was like, well, fuck youguys, I went and took a nap on
the beach.
It was kind of nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
On the beach, on the sand.
You slept on the sand.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Oh, what kind of heathen do you think I am?
They have a bunch of chairs andshit on them a beach in the
first place.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
That's the kind of heathen I think you are.
You went.
It starts and stops right there.
I went to the beach, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
No, they have chairs and umbrellas and shit that just
live out there.
You just go out there, you getdrinks and shit brought to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Are those chairs on the sand?
Yeah, how do you get to thechair?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
You walk through the sand, bro, float you float, he
walks through the sand bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
You float.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I was this close to taking a picture of my sandy-ass
feet and sending them to you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
I just hope I wasn't eating.
You would have got that emoji.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Look at the sandy hobbits I got.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I'm just really glad to know that if I ever get tired
of Lou's house, I'm just goingto be like I'm going to the
beach and he'll be like I'm out.
Really glad to know that if Iever get tired of Lou's house,
I'm just going to be like I'mgoing to the beach and he'll be
like I'm out, all right, cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
It's like all you had to say was I wanted some time
to myself.
You didn't have to just go tothe beach.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
That's my safe word.
Is the beach Right, right, heyLou, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
I want to go to the beach.
Cool, I'll catch up with you ina couple hours.
I'll know what that means.
We could be freaking middle ofthe country, no water around, no
beach around.
Hey, lou, I'm gonna go to thebeach, gotcha buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
See you in three hours kill his mom and he's like
coming.
John wick, after you just go,stand on the beach yep, come and
get me what you doing now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
It's like you'll die of old age over there too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
That's fine, yeah, because that's awesome Right
there on the pavement.
You could never leave the beachBecause we're on the beach.
That makes you old.
You're there long enough.
You're there long enough.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
It'll kill you.
I'll have Uber Eats deliveredto my ass and lose weight.
You ain't getting off thatbeach.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Every time I order Uber Eats, the driver just gets
killed by Lou as he walks by.
What walks by?
What are you doing?
Fuck your food.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
No, no, not fuck your food.
I'm about to eat your food.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Thank you for my dinner, then I'm about there
catching seafood.
I'm not even going to eat it,lou.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I got this crab Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
I'm putting it back in the water.
Be free, we'll sand on it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Great Great.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
They move Well, sand on it.
Right.
While he's tugging the grapesover.
So they move.
They move a lot of the food offof the ship, so you kind of
have to go if you want the goodfood.
I'll deal with not good food.
Yeah, that's fine too Well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
You don't have to go to the beach to get the good
food you don't.
You can stay on the boardwalk.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
It is paid.
They have a boardwalk.
They have a boardwalk.
Is all that food included too?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yes, well, because you're on the Disney Island, so
everything on the Disney Islandis included.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
It's like an extension of the ship at that
point Basically.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yeah, oh, that's cool , the Wi-Fi still works out here
.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Yeah, yeah, there's places where I'm not going to
touch the sand.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
It's fine, you can rent bikes and golf carts and
shit like that and go around youcan just walk around and check
out chicks in their bikinis.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
I'd say walking around part is fine.
Chicks in their bikinis isdefinitely fine.
Chicks out of their bikinis isfiner.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
But that happens in the water, Lou.
You're on the Disney Island,Lou.
There ain't no new beach on theDisney Island.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
I might like me some boobies, but I don't like them
that much.
They can stay in the water.
Uh-uh, they can be without me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I'll get a zoom Lou out there with a pair of
binoculars.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Yep, I'll get some binoculars For real, Looking
down every five seconds makingsure the sand ain't coming up on
me.
Shit, I mean.
Matter of fact, I won't evenwear them like this I'm going to
wear.
I have one eye out so I canstill look down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Then just get a telescope Lou out there with the
hey it'd be appropriate, my ownpirate shit going on.
Click, click, click, loustopped.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
It's going to be this , this, this, this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
So you got a nice nap .

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah.
Then we had breakfast or lunch.
I guess.
The crazy shit about thatisland, though, is the seagulls
know when it's dinner time, andthey all just come and they will
straight up land on your table,and they were like damn, what
are you gonna do about it?
Bitch, I'm gonna eat yourhamburger mine, mine, yeah, mine
mine right, but like people arescared of them because when

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they come and land they'd likeflap their wings real quick to
like stop.
And bitches are like ah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
They're trying to kill me, the birds, the birds
I'm telling you break one oftheir necks and leave it on your
table.
Leave that dead bird on yourtable, the other ones will learn
.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Capital punishment, but I ain't eating no food with
no dead bird on the table.

Speaker 4 (01:06:30):
Why not?
It ain't doing nothing to you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
They're big tails.
You can put it on one side ofthe tail.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Yeah, just put it over there that way they all
know.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Except for the only catch would be the seagull lands
and got sandy feet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
And Lou's like oh shit, whoa, I'm starting to
sweat.
You need to stop that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
He's like it's between David Blaine doing a
magic trick and he's like, oh,my god oh my god, get away.
Yeah, we can't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
No, yeah, I'm going to go back on the boat.
As soon as that shit happens,I'm back on the boat.
I will eat the disgusting foodthat's left on the boat.
Forget all the good stuff.
What are you eating?
Some takis, I got, I got.
I got leftover cold pizza orsome shit, Sub sandwich Celery
the celery soup.
And a sub sandwich that's gotthe saran wrap wrapped.

(01:07:22):
That's how you know the qualityof the sub sandwich it's got
saran wrap and a fucking barcodesticker holding that saran wrap
.
Closed.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
And it expired.
It expired the day you got onthe boat.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Man man, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
He is sweating, yeah, so we got.
We left we ate.
We left.
Go shower, get changed up, washall that sand off, coarse and
rough and it gets everywhere.
Do that first.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Walk around with a bottle every step.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
They do have showers next to the restroom so you can
wash it all off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
That's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Yeah.
I got my feet so my feetweren't all sandy.
If you're washing it off, thatmeans it got on you Exactly,
yeah.
But then it started to storm.
We went out onto our verandaand we were looking and you just
see the clouds coming in and itjust came down.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
It was cray did they make you like stay indoors and
that happens?
Are you allowed to go outside,even even though it's raining?
You know that no, you could.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
It's slippery as fuck .

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
They warn you yeah, I mean just like hang on to the
rail just just to be out in itand watch it.
I think that would be kind ofcool yeah, I mean, well, we're,
we are.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Ferrando was covered, so yeah, no, we just stay out
there and chill.
We watched everybody come offthe island getting soaked, like
you gonna drown, honky you know,just stand there in line pores
damn the pores right, um.
So then I think, that was um.
After that was advanced starwars trivia um what about

(01:09:00):
questions there?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
what's done?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
oh, this is the one where, like the next highest
group got five wrong, you guysonly got three wrong, right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
yeah, too long yeah so tell me your five.
You got wrong, come on.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
No, no, no, he only got two wrong, but the next
closest team they were allbutthurt because in trivia
obviously each question thevalue, you got five points.
If they got three wrong theylost by 15 points.
That's pretty damn.
That's a hell of a beatdown.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Some of them weren't actually that hard.
One that stumped us for alittle bit was what planet was
introduced?
Um, in the mandalorian, whereahsoka fought.
Uh, lady elspeth corvus, yep,so that took.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Yeah, that was the.
Uh, that was the one withmichael bian on it, right where
there's the.
It was the temple and itstarted out.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah, or he was like a security guard or something.
Yeah, so that one took a littlebit to think of the word, but
the one that I got wrong forsure was you'll never get better
, or who said you'll?
Never get better sleep thanbeing curled up in a Wookiee's
lap.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
I could remember his name, but I knew when Jack told
me that I was like uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Was it somebody from the Young Jedi?
No, Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Harrel Jedi.
Woody Harrelson.
No, it was Rio Durant, I couldnot remember his name.
It was not Filoni the other guy, it was Favreau's character in
Solo.
Yeah, I didn't like how it waswritten because there's a lot of
answers that it could be.
What advice did Han give Finnwhen they went to Maz's castle?

(01:10:38):
I put women always find out thetruth, because that is one of
the things he said to him.
But that wasn't the answer theywere looking for.
It was don't stare.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
I'm like that's when you meet.
Maz, though that wasn't likegoing into the castle when
they're on their way into thecastle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
That's also advice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Yeah, but it wasn't advice going to the castle, that
was advice elsewhere on.
The Women Always Find Out,Literally right before they
walked in the bar.
He said that to them.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
It was like oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Oh, by the way, or something like that, don't stare
.
But then, yeah, it's like oh,by the way or something like
that Don't stare, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
But then, yeah, like Moff Tarkin's first name, that
was on there again.
That was on there last year.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Oh yeah, that was Wilhelm or Wilhuff, wilhuff,
wilhuff, yeah, yeah, it was lastyear I remember that, mm-?

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
How did Kylo find his way to Exegol?
What did he use?
The Sith Holocron.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
The Wayfinder.
The Wayfinder.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Wait, exegol.
What are you guys talking about?
It's the one that's in.
Star.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Tours.
Yeah, that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Oh, okay, that one weird one where you're
underwater and going through aburned out Death Star.
Yeah Cool, never Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Never not be funny.
Another one that stumped a lotof haters because everybody's
like I don't watch the sequels.
Oh, yeah.
Was who did Luke say no one'sever really gone to Exactly?

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
But I don't watch the sequels when they had their
last meeting, when he gave herthe dice right, yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
The haters, bro, fuck them.
I'm not saying the sequels aremy favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
But I'm saying if we went on a Disney cruise, I'd
make sure to watch all eight ofthem before the last one's on
you guys.
They'd be like how many ships.
At least count the other two,buddy Go 10.
I can go 10.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I hope they did ask what ship Kylo flew in Last Jedi
.
Was it Last Jedi?
No, it had to be Skywalker.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
I think that's yeah, the one where he was chasing Rey
in.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Yeah, the tie.
It was like a tie variation,right?
Mm-hmm.
Did they ever actually say thename?
It's on the toy box, at least.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
It's on the toy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I don't know, but I'm saying in the movie in the
movie they no Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, no, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
But he flew that in the second one too, when he blew
out the window before marypoppins.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah right he had the same ship up until up until she
cut it open.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, I love the last jedi, but I could call it out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I'm okay with that.
So it's after all the trivies.
You hold up your paper.
They're like who got one, whogot two, and as you your number
gets called, you put it downright, because you don't have it
anymore.
Everybody put their papers downat 15.
I'm still holding mine up like16 what was 15?

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
wait what was 15 the number of questions you got
right no, no, oh, number ofquestions you got right, okay, I
thought number okay yeah, sohe's like 15, 16, 17, 18.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
I'm like that's where I stopped, but everybody else
was down at like 15, so Nice jobsir.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
And then, um, did you need the other guy's help for
that one?
No, yeah, did he need your help?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Probably, I think so.
Yeah, okay, because he was nota sequel hater, but he wasn't as
well-versed in them, which Imean.
It's fair, you know they'renewer, it's cool to hate them,
right now Newer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
The first one came out 10 years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Still Hating, but again, people hated the prequels
for a decade.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
The prequels are now just getting their love, so it
took 20, 25 years for them toget their flowers exactly well
for one and two anyway this dudewalks in, he's wearing a tank
top, he's got this wholefreaking Star Wars sleeve.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I'm like, oh, there's my competition nope, he was on
15 and then I saw him up on thedeck later getting drinks at the
bar like sorry drinking is,drinking is yep, drinking is all
right, I had both my medals on,because they only give you four
medals per team.
So I gave the other dude two, Ikept two.
So I'm walking up there with mytwo medals on just strutting.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Wait, was it just you two as a team?

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
It was me.
The wife and the oldest wereall there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
So why didn't you get the three and he get one?
Because he gave the other oneand his wife, and they didn't
care.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Wait he had his wife too, she wasn't there, but the
wife and the kid didn't care.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah, they don't care .
Well, I'm just thinking if it'stwo to two, if it's four people
on a team, then all four get amedal.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Basically, he gave up one of his medals to give to
him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
They were just there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
All you have to do is be there.
That counts.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
If the answer wasn't Loathcat, they didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
There was a lot of high school physics Things that
I did when other people gotMedals off of my work Still
better.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
Still better.
The important part, people Is.
Lou does not carry a grudge.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
At all.
Fucking.
Fuck you.
95 Houston Rockets beating theLakers in the playoffs, Whatever
.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
And then that night's show was Aladdin.
Aladdin Live is so much funbecause the genie gets to just
go fucking crazy, right?
So obviously it's edited fortime and all that shit, right?
So it's not like the wholeAladdin story.
So they cut out Abu, very sad.

(01:16:31):
I don't know how you do Aladdinwithout Abu.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Yeah, what the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
I think it would be hard to do Abu, though, unless
you just had him as a staticanimatronic at the front of the
stage or something.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
Well, they did it with the whole lion king.
They just hold up a cardboardthing or whatever, and that
would have been I mean they hadiago iago's in there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
He's like a puppet if they can do that, then they can
do a boo so the genie comes out, they get to that part and um,
so he's like oh, you don't knowmy name yet, so we haven't done
my theme song.
So I was like, hell, yeah, hereit goes.
Never had a friend like me.
He goes louis flying carpet.

(01:17:11):
Oh my god, yeah I like that.
That's funny I was dying, um.
And then the other part wherehe asked where Aladdin asked him
what his wish would be.
He's like well, nobody's everasked me that.
I just have so many dreams.
It would just be so full ofmagic and I would treasure it so

(01:17:35):
much.
Just go.
He went through and named allthe Disney ships.
That was hilarious.
That sounds cool.
I like that one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:44):
Yeah, that was hilarious.
That sounds cool.
I like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Um, and the effects in it weregood too, like when jafar turns
into a snake and stuff.
It's all done really well for abroadway show on a cruise ship
right on a boat.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah just be like where's black, cario,
where's black?
Get her out here, she's onstage playing someone else.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
She might have been fucking jasmine that night, I
don't remember.
Yeah, yeah, lou doesn'tunderstand broadway companies
where they just have to askwhoever they have is who yeah
looking at you, hamilton rightand then um, dinner.
That night was actually aladdinwas the next night there.

(01:18:26):
On that night, um, there's thebeach island night, yeah, so it
was pirates of the caribbean, sothere was like a pirate party
that would have been on deck ifit didn't rain, um, and
fireworks um.
But that night we watched elio,which I actually enjoyed.
It was super enjoyable.
Disney's marketing team failedthat movie 100 but it was super

(01:18:52):
enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
I liked it a lot.
Did you even see any elio stuffin the uh parks when you guys
were there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
yeah, they got um.
They got like plushies andstuff um.
I know they released a coupleof pins but yeah, no, their
marketing team failed that movieHuge.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
Well, it's only projected to lose $250 million.
So far.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
They should have tried to market it a little
better.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
I think Disney forgot they had a movie coming out.
Well, it probably wouldn't havedone well anyway.
Disney's failed so many parentsthat they just don't trust them
anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
This one has a Mexican kid in it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
He's not Mexican.
Yes, he is.
No, he's Korean, he's Mexican,you sure he's Mexican.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
He is, have you seen?

Speaker 4 (01:19:34):
the movie, all the videos I'm watching, say the
kid's Korean, he's not Korean,korean he's not Korean.
Maybe that's part of theproblem.
You're right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
The marketing did fail.
You don't even know what race.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
The kid is Exactly.
And then they make a Mexicanbecause that's not a hot topic
right now.
Their last name is Solis, okay,Mexican S-O-L-I-S.
No, that could be like SouthAmerican, like Brazil or
something.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
It's not Korean.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
He could be half Korean.
He could be half Korean, wedon't know.
Do they show mom and dad in themovie?

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Yes, there's a picture of them, because they're
dead, because it's a Disneymovie.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Figures.
So, yes, there's a picture ofthem because they're dead.
Because it's a Disney movie, Ifigured, so one of them could
have been Korean.
His name could have beensomething Kim Solis.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
But it was pretty good.
The little alien dude was cool.
It was funny, I enjoyed it.
And Zoe Saldana was the aunt,so she's Mexican too.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
I'd watch it when it's free on Disney.
I don't have the hate for thatone.
Like Little Mermaid and SnowWhite, it's also an animated
movie, Luke.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
It's not a real life movie.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Don't matter, I can still hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
As you do most things , so it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Yeah, come on now.
Have you not met me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
The hate is real.
I mean it's Disney, Not likewe're talking about Ironheart or
anything.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
So then, whatever Everything's jumbled now, we had
dinner.
Our last night was at theMarvel restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
So you got to help Ant-Man and Wasp again.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Yep, that's cool they have these quantum generators
Marvel restaurant.
So you got to help Ant-Man andWasp again.
Yep, yeah, that's cool.
They have these quantumgenerators on everybody's table.
It has four buttons on it.
You push it at a certain timeduring the show, there's a show
on the screen and then youshrink the ship down and there's
a huge seagull next to the ship.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
While you're having dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:21:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
That's kind of cool.
I might be a little distracted.
The food's good, but that'sstill kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
It's not playing the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Yeah, you get time to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
In between they show the Avenger files.
So they're showing clips fromBlack Panther and Ant-Man and
all this other shit.
And then at the end there is anactual movie.
Falcon comes onto the shipbecause Ultron is trying to take
over the ship because thequantum generator is there.
Then Ms Marvel shows up andCaptain Marvel who else it might

(01:22:15):
just be those three Spider-Manis on his way.
He finally gets there at theend and comes around and says hi
to everyone at their table.
That's kind of cool.
Wow, they got the rights forthat.
Yeah, mcu spider-man I mean,yeah, I suppose okay, so and
it's funny because there's clipsgoing around of this little
movie that they show on this onthe ship, but it's like dark and

(01:22:38):
blurry and they're like, oh,here's footage from doomsday
that they just started filming.
I'm'm like no, that's from thecruise ship dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
That's not quite what that is, but thanks for being
dumbasses.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
It's the genie was the one putting it on, Guys this
is.
Doomsday.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Yeah, and then the next morning was breakfast.
We had to go back to Marvel forbreakfast.
Before they kick you off theship.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Had to.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
If you want breakfast , yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
That's the only option for breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Yeah, you go to whatever restaurant you had
dinner at the night before.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
That's the standard thing, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just so everybody's not crowded
into one restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
So did you do the buffet at all?

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah, we did it a couple times, we so did you do
the buffet at all?
Yeah, we did it a couple times.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
So we did it that first time on the first day.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Oh, you couldn't get it to the sandwich restaurant.
I think I went up there withthe oldest once or twice, but
mostly we ate at the food courtbecause there's like five or six
different stations.
There's like a burger and hotdog station, a taco station, a
barbecue station, um, an icecream station I hated that one
the most.

(01:23:48):
A pizza one, um yeah.
So one night they showed umEmpire Strikes Back up on the On
the deck.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
That'd be dope.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I remember you watched that one.
That was the same night that Ishowed old girl seagulls for the
first time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what sheloved.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Only people With taste would love it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
I mean, let's be real , she didn't.
I mean, I don't know if she'llbe back.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
There's the door.
Leave your key.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
Wasn't she supposed to come to San Diego?
I'm like, yeah, there was aproblem Supposed to.
She didn't laugh when that logor leave your key.
Wasn't she supposed to?

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
come to San Diego, I'm like, yeah, there was a
problem Supposed to she didn'tlaugh when that log had a child.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
She did not and that's why she's not here, but
it was so funny.
She found that funny and assoon as that came up, I showed
her your text, because the lasttext that I got from you was
that quote.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
So she started laughing even more when I showed
her that, so I didn't watch allof it, just because we had to
get up early the next day forwhatever you know how it ends,
whatever, yeah, exactly, I'veseen it once or twice.
I've seen it a couple times.
I was just laying there with mytwo medals, just chilling um I
would have walked around threemedals the whole time right.
The only problem is the firstand last one were both Pluto and

(01:25:06):
I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Oh, they're not Star Wars medals.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
No, no, no, they're just generic ones, right, we
talked about that for the lastcruise.
Yeah, they're just cruise shipmedals.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
You had a bunch of duplicates that you had to swap
with people or whatever to get.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
So I'm trying to just get the whole set.
I'm trying to just get thewhole set.
Once you have the whole set,are?

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
you still doing trivia.
I'm like, yeah, I need doublesto train Crush people's dreams.
Yeah, the point.
Did you not watch Conan theBarbarian Right, they're a rule.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
She did go watch Thunderbolts for a second time.
We were just going to watch itfor a little bit.
I only watched it for a littlebit because there was another
trivia I wanted to go to.
It was Disney Toons trivia andI fucking bombed it.
I should have just watchedThunderbolts, but yeah no, she
watched the whole thing, disneywhat, which is.
Toons, toons.
Yeah, that was the music oneright and the movie yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Oh, good God.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yeah, it hurt it hurt .

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Did anybody get all 20?

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
No, but there was another Disney tunes that we did
later and somebody did get 20out of 20.
They were both high schoolmusic teachers that go to Disney
all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
I was like fuck you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
You know the difference between A-fl.
A minor a so does, so doesdrake at least I get the joke
last time I didn't get the jokenow I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Y'all talking about that negro and negro music crime
.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I get you, I'm there I just love the fact that I'm
able to talk in a podcast thatnobody listens to about Drake
and McKendrick Bam got myKendrick tour shirt on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
There we go, Monster.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Yep, whatever that.
I don't know what that means,but whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
It's the DJ's name.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Oh really.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
And his real name is Dijon, so you know growing up
they called him.
Monster.
Fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
Grey.
Poupon over here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
There's one weekend one of the podcasts.
There will be a podcast that wesend Lou a bunch of rap music
and then we have to explain itto him.
It'll be the weirdest podcastever.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
I was like I don't get this one.
It's like, yeah, we're sittinghere white-splaining rap music
to Lou.
That would be a fun podcast.
It's like, oh wait, guys, thisone was really good.
When did that one come out?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
87.
And it's Kenny Rogers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
We're like, oh my God , he didn't know where to hold
him or fold him.
It was wild, it was wild.
It was poker rap.
Wrong playlist.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Shit, oh man poker round wrong playlist shit oh man
then you hopped off the boatand came back, or were you there
for a night?

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
no, we had to go back to the Polynesian for, uh, you
know how timeshares be rightlike hey, come and see, blah,
blah, blah aren't you top tier?

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
no that was Disney.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
So we went to go check out the new.
Oh yeah, blah, blah, blah.
Wait, aren't you top tier?
No, that was Disney, oh, okay,okay.
So we went to go check out thenew tower they have at
Polynesian Beautiful, by the way, I would totally stay there,
but with two mortgages right nowwe couldn't swing it right.
That's fair.
But we only went because whenwe were at Epcot we went to the
DVC lounge and they had thiscool little messenger bag, you

(01:28:44):
know, like the Hello Kitty one.
She got in that other placethat we were at.
Yeah, so she's like oh, cool, aDVC one.
So they're like, well, yeah,come and do a member update.
So we went and listened to themtalk and price everything.
The cool part about Disney,though, is you're just like no,
I'm good.
They're like okay, cool, I'llwalk you out, here's your free

(01:29:05):
gift.
Instead of oh, let me get mymanager, oh, but we can do this,
but we can do this.
What if I throw in?
This is another gift?
Don't you just tell them no,and I'm like okay for parking.
Like hey, well, give me freeparking.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
I'm like well, first of all, I ain't got time.
That's the best.
It's like well, when are youfree between now and I'm not?

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I will be gone.
He technically doesn't have afull weekend ticket to come.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Dude right, I still don't have time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
They don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Look, I just Sir, I see, here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
You're not even going to preview night you keep
thinking that, sir, you keepthinking that um my name dan dan
.
Daniel is a boy's name.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
I'm just saying stop hating minnesota vikings fans
now, yeah, daniel got it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
So then, um then, yeah, we went to uh, there's a
Stop hating, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Minnesota Vikings fans know yeah, Daniel got it.
So then, yeah, we went to.
There's a place out therecalled Cheddar's, it's really
good food.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Oh, we had those out here.
Yeah, the cafe.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Yeah, so we go.
We stopped there ate, went tothe airport.
That wasn't delayed.
I watched Ironheart on the wayhome, home.
I was hoping it would lastlonger.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
It's like a four-ish hour flight.
Oh oh yeah, just under an houryeah, you were done, you were
done in like two and a halfhours and you're like 43 minutes
, 47 minutes, 40 minutes Ireally hate that they're I mean,
we're not talking aboutIronheart, but I really Disney's
made a really bad habit ofbuilding in the ad times to the
shows even though you don't haveads right.

(01:30:50):
Like they're making the show sothey can put ads into it.
That's why it's 43 minutes?

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Yep, I don't.
I don't see it that way, I seeit, I just.
They just write, whatever thereason why their their times are
inconsistent.
That that was the truth.
I would expect every hour longshow to be 43 minutes or
whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
I mean there's, there's a variable in there, but
I mean I think that a lot ofthem are set up for to add ads
because they're putting, they're, they're putting peacemaker on
fucking tnt I saw an ad and I'mlike, but but peacemaker is the
same thing.
It's like 43 minutes, 40, 40.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
It's between 40 and 43 minutes, Like so like yeah,
but like moon night, for example, you got a, a 47 minute episode
and then a 33 minute episode.
That to me, that doesn't add upto that, that I can't conclude
that because that's what alwaysbugged me about Mandalorian
DeLorean too yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
Standard, freaking whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Jerks At the same time.
Just give me the story.
If it takes an hour.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
It takes an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
If it takes 40 minutes, just whatever it takes
to get to the story.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
I don't think there's been very many hour-long
episodes of any of their series,though.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
No, not anymore.
Early on I think there wasmaybe WandaVision some
50-something minute close to it.
But you're right, I thinkthey've been hovering in the low
40s, mid 40s for a while.
That just could be a productionthing like cost-wise,
budget-wise.
I don't know.
I don't know Whatever they'redoing, I just want it, whatever
it takes, to tell the storyproperly.
I don't care how.
If it's a 31-minute episode,fine.

(01:32:18):
If it's a 51 minute episode,fine.
Just don't leave me likewanting one way or the other.
How the hell did that story?

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
take an hour and a half.
That's what I was looking at.
I was like you don't have anytimes we've done the.
Okay, let's talk about thisadventure, that so and so went
on, and then you're like youtalk about it and you're like
it's been 18 minutes, wait, hangon.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
So we're not gonna leave out some details.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Yeah, well, what we should do is we should cut it
here and then we'll jump intothe next one and we'll be a week
ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
We'll just record the trailers, one right now.

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
That's not a bad idea , because I'm going to be at
Denver Comic Con next week.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
I mean I'm good for rolling into doing the trailers
for next week.
I mean I'm good for rollinginto doing the trailers for next
week.
Doing next week's pod tonight,and then we're good for the next
two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Either way, whatever, like I told you, I don't have
to work.
We'll talk about it after, butwith that being said, Jack, I'm
glad you had a good time Always,because that's how we roll.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Next year we're all going to be on it together.
We'll have the internet package.
One of us will have theinternet package, so it'll be a
stuttery three-shot of us.
Anything else?
Lou, how was your week realquick.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Not bad Quiet, fast, busy, all of it.
It's like everything,everything you could think of,
it all happened.
It was like, oh, this part ofthe week was slow, this part of
week was fast, this part wasbusy, this part I got you.
It was just, but nothing crazythough.
So it was like a lot of it isjust.
You know, I'm I am getting mystuff together, getting
organized for denver comic conare you uh driving in every day

(01:33:59):
to denver?

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
are you staying in Denver?
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
it's only a 20-minute drive for me, Okay that's not
bad at all 25 max maybe Not atall so yeah.
I'll just drive in park at theconvention center.
I'll get there early enough toget parking and then I'll head
over and walk over to a placecalled Sam 3 for breakfast every
morning and then for lunch I'llhit someplace downtown.
There's a ramen place that Ilike.
I'll hit there at least once.

(01:34:24):
A second one, similar, is ramenand other things.
I'll hit that one at least once, because it's four days it's
Thursday through Sunday, niceand then we'll go from there.
Get some lot of grass for me,get some done for Jack.
Yeah, so that'll be next week.
That'll be next week'sconversation, if it happens, or
the week after it'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
I'll feel you guys in a how denver comic and rosa
hasn't been doing um anoverarching theme for their
shirts this year.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
No oh yeah, the way it's not floral like it was last
year, yeah, so that's kind ofweird yeah, I'm curious.
I mean with with the con.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
In four days I'm haven't heard any reports I
would expect it probably even tobe tomorrow.
Yeah, it's usually the Mondayor Tuesday before, right, jack?
Yeah, they usually give you acouple days.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
I've got at least two other people going with Friday
and Saturday.
We'll see how Sunday goes.
So if we need extra stuff, I'vegot extra people to grab and
you've got your Hilton Park indirect Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
Nice For San.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
Diego.
You know what I heard when itwent up to the general public.
When it went up on Monday,there was still convention
parking available, that's soweird, so they must have held
back some for the first 100people or something, something.
Yeah, don't like it, but it'scool.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Yep, all right, 100 people or something.
Don't like it, but it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Alright, kids Lou have fun at.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Denver Comic Con.
Maybe it'll just be trailers,maybe it'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Lou Bye Peace.

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