Box Office, Spaghetti, And Sports

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SPEAKER_05 (00:30):
Already disappointed in Lou.
Pot hasn't even started yet.
Already disappointed.

SPEAKER_00 (00:36):
Wait, how y'all two y'all two saw visions, right?

SPEAKER_03 (00:41):
No.
No.

SPEAKER_00 (00:43):
All right then.

SPEAKER_03 (00:45):
I watched the first episode.
Oh, good.
We can talk about the firstepisode.
That's even shorter.

SPEAKER_04 (00:50):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (00:51):
Yeah.
And you can do it in yourunderwear.

SPEAKER_04 (00:54):
Yep.
At home.

SPEAKER_05 (00:55):
Wait, I did I did Predator Badlands eventually.
What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 (00:59):
Yeah.
I was going to say, you canstill like go to the movie
theater your underwear.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02):
I usually leave the theater in my underwear, though.
Yeah.
I usually leave I usually leavemy underwear at the theater
because I I need someone towatch the video.
I mean, yeah.
Yep.
Depending on the theater I'mgoing to.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I was going to say thatmatch too.
What kind of town you're on.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20):
That's kind of a that's kind of a deal.
But I don't think I'd be sad ifI left a theater in Jack's
underwear.
I mean, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26):
Right.

SPEAKER_05 (01:29):
I just got new underwear actually, so it's
fancy or just Costco?

SPEAKER_00 (01:34):
Not by the time I get a hold of it.
Target.

SPEAKER_05 (01:36):
Target.
Oh, Target.
You a fancy motherfucker.
A bougie.

SPEAKER_00 (01:41):
I'm like, I'm like whoever has haint.

SPEAKER_05 (01:46):
Wait, with a heart on it?
Target.

SPEAKER_00 (01:49):
Yes.
Got it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:52):
That's how soft it is.
Coming up.
I'm like, oh, you fine.
And then bam, by the time I getready, it draws up.
Alright, I'm proud of myself forthat.

SPEAKER_00 (02:02):
Luckily.
I don't know.
Maybe maybe he's a grower andnot a growth.
That's true.

SPEAKER_05 (02:07):
That's true.
That's true.

SPEAKER_03 (02:10):
Mike's like one of those hot dogs on the spaghetti
okins.
Speaking of that, uh, do youguys uh Jollibee?
Do you guys know Jollibee?

unknown (02:24):
What?

SPEAKER_03 (02:25):
The restaurant.
Uh we do have Jolly Bee.
I have not frequented it.
Alright.
One opened up here.

SPEAKER_05 (02:31):
I told you.
And it's uh it's by the um it'sby where I go and play poker
once a month on Saturday nights.
So um the guy I was carpoolingwith a friend and we're like, we
need to get dinner.
Let's go to Jolly Bee.
So we're going to Jolly Bee.
They have chicken, Angusburgers, and spaghetti.
That's it.
That's their three.

(02:52):
Like when you walk in the menu,well, it's a Filipino, which I
guess all three of those things,not necessarily the burgers, but
the chicken and the spaghetti, Iguess, are super are like
staples of like Filipinorestaurants, you know, in the
Philippines.
Shit, that might be Filipino.
So the last time we had thechicken, and the chicken was
fine, like it was good chicken.

(03:13):
Um, but I was like, you knowwhat?
I'm gonna try the spaghetti.
So we uh I order it, we go tothe place where we're playing
poker, and I get that bad boyout, and I start going to town
on the spaghetti, and all of asudden I was like, oh shit,
there's chopped-up wieners inthis.
That's their fucking that's themeat sauce.
Is they got just chopped-upwieners.

SPEAKER_03 (03:29):
I was like, yeah.
I'm looking at this and it'sshredded cheddar cheese.
And wieners.

SPEAKER_00 (03:38):
Shredded cheddar cheese is common.
I mean, old girl does shreddedshredded cheese in in her
spaghetti.
But wiener, that is some ghettoass shit right there.

SPEAKER_05 (03:47):
I was like, Yeah, and I didn't even know it.
Like, I just I was eating it,and all of a sudden I was like,
oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 (03:53):
That's a wiener.

SPEAKER_03 (03:56):
It's not the first time he's been eating, and he's
like, oh shit, there's a wienerthere, and he got happy.

SPEAKER_01 (04:05):
Nutrition.
His eyes got big, smile allhuge.
I don't even care if I lose thatpoker tonight.
I got a surprise wiener.

SPEAKER_03 (04:16):
I wasn't expecting a wiener in my mouth tonight, but
score.

SPEAKER_00 (04:23):
I'll tell you what, though, that's some janky ass
shit.
The same motherfuckers that areeating that have in their fridge
right now, they got that bolognawith the red band wrapped around
it that you gotta peel offbefore you eat your bologna.
Those are the same motherfuckerseating spaghetti with wieners.

SPEAKER_05 (04:40):
Our one-of-a-kind spaghetti topped with our
signature sweet style sauceloaded, ground beef and hot dog,
and topped with melty cheese.

SPEAKER_00 (04:48):
Wait, was there ground beef in there too?

SPEAKER_05 (04:50):
I don't know.
All I tasted was the wiener.
All right, that's gonna be thethat's that's gonna be the uh
that's gonna be the short thisweek.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the YouTube short.

SPEAKER_03 (05:02):
The boys talking about eating wiener this week.

SPEAKER_01 (05:06):
It's like Duke and Scope have more in common than
we thought.

SPEAKER_04 (05:09):
I know, huh?

SPEAKER_00 (05:14):
This is a week at all.
Although the best I know thebest part about that, though,
that whole Trump thing is he'snow a true alphabet ally, first,
first, you know, alphabetpresident.
That is awesome.

SPEAKER_03 (05:27):
That would be funny as hell, too.

SPEAKER_00 (05:29):
So that yeah, so so all those leftists and
everything, they've they've gotthey've got Trump on their side.
So yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (05:36):
I just love the I think the thing that I love the
most about that is that they'rejust denying that he sucked
Clinton's dick.
Not that he hasn't sucked dick,just that it wasn't Clinton's
dick.
They're saying, no, no, no, hedidn't suck Clinton's dick.
Period.

SPEAKER_01 (05:49):
Like, not that he's it's like, sorry, President
Trump has never sucked dick.

SPEAKER_05 (05:56):
No, no, no.
It they're very clear.
He has not sucked Bill Clinton'sdick.

SPEAKER_00 (06:00):
Okay.
So I mean, on the I guess on theflip side, if that's the
allegation, that's the onlyallegation you have to try to
deny.
No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 (06:09):
Exactly.
No, you're right.
Nobody's saying that Trump'sgay.
He's not being accused of that.
He's just accused of blowingClinton.
So they're not saying that hedidn't blow someone, he just
didn't blow Clinton.

SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
So let me so let me ask you to see here's here's the
argument, though.
If uh and and I I don't know theanswer to this.
So the if he if he blew Clinton,does that make him the first
alphabet president?
Or does that make Clinton thefirst alphabet president?
Because Clinton uh is it gay tohave your dick sucked by a man?

SPEAKER_03 (06:44):
Yeah, that's where it comes from.

SPEAKER_00 (06:46):
That is the exact debate, bro.
I'm all like if you're suckingdick, you're definitely gay.
But if you get your dick suckedby a dude, you just might like
your dick sucked, and thatdoesn't make you gay, you know?

SPEAKER_05 (06:58):
Well in some cultures, you know, and if it
was like an eyes wide shut thingwhere maybe you don't even know.
Like they got the cloak on andthe mask.
Right.
I mean, again, eyes wide shut,they all wore masks and they all
had big cloaks on.
Like, you don't know.
Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (07:14):
It's like in some cultures, if you're a top,
you're not gay.
If you're a bottom, you're gay.

SPEAKER_05 (07:20):
So I mean, like, yeah, this is why Lou isn't an
ally, because he's a hundredpercent a top.

SPEAKER_00 (07:30):
Yeah, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 (07:33):
Right.
It'd be like if it'd be it'd belike it'd be like if I said, hey
Lou, you need to stop suckingJack's dick, and you went, I
never have sucked Jack's dickJack's dick.
And it's like, wait a second,are you saying that you've never
sucked dick or just not Jack'sdick?

SPEAKER_00 (07:46):
Like, let's be clear on I am responding to the
allegation of sucking Jack'sdick, which I have not done.
That's that was what was rug up.
So uh I'll I'll be that littlekid me.

SPEAKER_01 (08:00):
Moving on.

SPEAKER_00 (08:06):
Um but I would give the common courtesy of a reach
around.

SPEAKER_01 (08:10):
So there is that.
Fair.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (08:13):
I mean I'm waiting are you saying you ate his ass?

SPEAKER_00 (08:17):
Uh I didn't say I didn't eat his ass, but it took
me and a reach around.
I said I would.
I said.

SPEAKER_03 (08:29):
Oh, did you finish too?
Yes.
Yes, you did.
It's like, I can tell you did.

SPEAKER_05 (08:34):
You're doing the John Cena.
I can't see menu.
Wait, what?
I can't see you.

SPEAKER_01 (08:44):
You have your name, buddy.
You have the water.

SPEAKER_00 (08:49):
Oh, big I don't wear contacts.
Oh Jack Smart, he has theglasses on.

SPEAKER_05 (08:56):
This 100% went off the rails so quickly.

SPEAKER_00 (09:01):
Oh, it started because you asked when we went
to a movie.

SPEAKER_08 (09:10):
Last stream.

SPEAKER_05 (09:10):
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, um along those lines, uh,Predator Bradlands is at 85% on
Rotten Tomatoes and 95% ataudience score.

SPEAKER_00 (09:23):
Okay, I was gonna say which side.
How come it only made$20million?

SPEAKER_05 (09:28):
Like going to the movies, man.

SPEAKER_00 (09:29):
Yeah.
It really are.
I mean, that is wild.
To have that high of a score onboth sides, it only made$21
million.

SPEAKER_03 (09:39):
But was that this weekend?
Because now you see me andRunning Man came out.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (09:44):
Yeah, it was this weekend, and Running Man, I
think Running Man got second.

SPEAKER_03 (09:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (09:48):
Nay, and now you see him ticking his ass.
The first weekend, uh, firstweekend for Predator, it made$40
million at the box office.

SPEAKER_00 (09:57):
Is that worldwide?
I want domestic numbers.
I don't care about worldwide.
I want I want domestic numbers.

SPEAKER_05 (10:02):
Yeah, that was domestic.

SPEAKER_00 (10:04):
That's not bad.
I don't know why people sayingthat bomb.
Yeah, it's$40 million.

SPEAKER_03 (10:08):
Uh IMDB says it's a 105 mil budget, and so far it's
made 66 US Canada.
Worldwide, 136.
So it's already ahead if you goworldwide.

SPEAKER_00 (10:20):
Well, minus the half off of the ticket booth.
So they only get half back.
So bottom line is though if it'sonly a$100 million movie,
they'll get it back.
They're on pace to get it back.
But all I all the articles I sawwas like, oh, predator bombs.
I'm like, oh, that sucks.
Uh that doesn't sound like abomb at all.

SPEAKER_05 (10:40):
It's it's opening weekend, it may double what Now
You See Me Now You Don't madethis weekend.

SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
Well, that was expected.
I didn't expect that Now You SeeMe Now You Don't to be like 15
million.
21.
And it made more than that, butyeah, it made more than that.
What did what did Running Mando?
17.
So it was What did you say?
How much does now you see?

SPEAKER_05 (11:01):
Now you see me, now you don't 21.
Three.
Okay Running Man was 17.
Predator made 13 this weekend.

SPEAKER_06 (11:07):
Wow.

SPEAKER_05 (11:09):
So and then a movie called Regretting You, which I
you guys might have seen.

SPEAKER_00 (11:15):
That was when we talked about last week, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (11:17):
But we did not see it.
I mean, I think I think if youcompare, you know, if you go
back to 2019 and you look atlike the same weekend, I would
expect there to be a huge uhdifference in just like overall
how much money movies are makingthese uh the um yeah words so

(11:42):
I'm trying to think the lastmovie that was like worth a damn
in the at the box office.

SPEAKER_00 (11:46):
I mean not for our purposes, but for our companies
like what last what was the lastmovie that fucking didn't bomb?

SPEAKER_05 (11:52):
Deadpool.
Let's see.
Yearly for the year out to 2025,the number one movie in
domestic.
Again, we're still doingdomestic.
Uh Minecraft movies.
Minecraft.
A Minecraft movie made$423million.

(12:15):
It beat out beat out Lilo andStitch by$150,000.

SPEAKER_00 (12:21):
Uh Lelo and Stitch was just okay.
Yeah, but um that's how muchmoney got.
I'm talking about which onesactually made money for their
company.
Because again, you gotta cutthat number in half and then
figure out what their budgetwas.
So actual profit.
Like what movie actuallyprofited this year?
Besides Inside Out 2.

(12:42):
That's the only one I can thinkof.
So, but the but the theater isfreaking crazy these days, where
it's like I mean, it's their ownfault.
We're gonna release this shitdigitally six weeks later.
So people are like, why am Igonna go if you're just gonna
drop it six weeks later?
I can take my family of four tothe living room, you know, for

(13:02):
even if you do the buy the moviedigitally thing, I can take that
from twenty-two to thirty-twodollars, depends on what movie
it is, yeah, and just like that,you just save 60 bucks um by
waiting six weeks.
And if they're gonna keep doingthat, families are gonna keep
doing that, especially if you'rea family lucky enough, uh I
don't want to say lucky, who'suh if you're a family who has a

(13:24):
theater system, you have youknow, you've got the uh 70 or
bigger TV swiss around sound.
Why the hell would you not dothat?

SPEAKER_03 (13:35):
Because I like going to the theater.

SPEAKER_00 (13:37):
That's really it though, right?
I'm I'm with you.
I I I like the experience of Ilike a lot of people, I can't go
to the movie theater by myself.
That's that.
I can't.
Right?
Right.
Uh I I can enjoy myself bymyself in a theater with uh a
squishy.
I don't even need popcorn, I'llbring my own snacks, I'll throw
some fun-sized candy bars fromthe day after Halloween sale,

(14:02):
you know, uh that I got 70% offat Target.
Oh, wait, I'm in Boulder.
Target.
I'm sorry.
Target.

SPEAKER_05 (14:09):
Um and go that route.
So um, so these are all listingworldwide.
So all of the things that I canfind about 11 highest growth in
movies of 2025, right?
You want the highest growth.

SPEAKER_00 (14:23):
Okay, I see that works because you have to
include worldwide for actual,and then we'll have to guess
unless you have their budgets aswell.

SPEAKER_05 (14:30):
I think a lot of them have their budget because
that's how they're all right.
Let's do this.

SPEAKER_00 (14:33):
I'm because I'm you're gonna have to do all
eleven, but at least top five.
What do we got?

SPEAKER_05 (14:36):
Yep.
Number one is a movie calledNiza Two.
It was released at the end ofJanuary.
It had a budget of eightymillion dollars.
Worldwide, it made uh elevenbillion wait, yeah, eleven
billion nine hundred and twomillion three hundred and
thirty-seven thousand threehundred.

SPEAKER_03 (14:57):
Well, isn't that the fucking Chinese um propaganda
movie you told us about whereall the motherfuckers had to
watch it like five times?

SPEAKER_05 (15:04):
I think so.
They uh but they've made it mademore money world it's made is
it's the highest grossinganimated movie of all time.
But like 92% of its it uh of themoney it made was international.

SPEAKER_00 (15:18):
So uh number two was Lilo with Okay, there we go.

SPEAKER_05 (15:25):
The budget was a hundred million dollars.
It was released in May.
Its worldwide were earnings wereone billion thirty-seven million
seven hundred and forty-sixthousand dollars.

SPEAKER_00 (15:38):
Okay, so the budget was really two hundred million,
but it still made you know sixhundred million.
Okay, so they profited fourhundred million, good for them.
Because they don't ever becausethe budget they never include
the uh advertising, and theadvertising is usually, you
know, double, yeah.
One or uh any like 0.75,whatever other actual budget.
So the little stitch, okay, wegot a winner there.

SPEAKER_05 (15:59):
Number three, a Minecraft movie, its budget was
$150 million.
It was released in April, and itmade uh worldwide earnings were
$957,949,000.

SPEAKER_00 (16:13):
So that made two to three hundred million.
Okay, next.

SPEAKER_05 (16:16):
And we're getting a sequel.
Uh number four, what do youthink number four is?
Wait, we're getting a sequel?
Uh Minecraft?
Yeah.
We'll we'll be seeing anotherMinecraft movie soon enough.
And I think the name of it isactually going to be another
Minecraft movie.
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (16:31):
That's funny.
Uh I would have expected it,knowing it surprisingly did uh
Uber well.
Uh I just hadn't heard anything.

SPEAKER_05 (16:38):
Sounds like we get more garbage man in it.
Hell yeah.
Um, what do you guys think wasnumber four?
For last year?
Yeah.
No, this year, 2025.

SPEAKER_00 (16:47):
No, this year.
Inside Out 2.
Was that this year?
I thought it was.

SPEAKER_03 (16:55):
Shit.
This year?
I don't even know.
Jurassic World.
Yep.

SPEAKER_05 (17:01):
You were right, Jack.
Jurassic World Rebirth.
Its budget was$180 million, andit made$868,479,000.

SPEAKER_00 (17:11):
Okay.
I would not have I would havelost that bet all the way around
Jurassic World.
I didn't think people watchedthat movie.

SPEAKER_05 (17:16):
And number five was a movie that I think you guys
were talking a lot about withComic-Con.

SPEAKER_00 (17:21):
So Fantastic Four?

SPEAKER_05 (17:24):
No.
No.
Probably not something that's onthe tip of your tongue.
Not the penis movie.
Not the penis movie.
Demon Slayer, Kimatsu no YaYaiba.
The movie Infinity Castle.
Its budget was$20 million, andit made$674 million worldwide.

SPEAKER_00 (17:50):
That includes my$12.
And my niece's$12.

SPEAKER_05 (17:54):
Uh, and I won't go into all the details, but to
finish to finish out the run.
Number six, how to train yourdragon, number seven, F1, number
eight, Superman, number nine,Mission Impossible, the Final
Reckoning, and number ten,Fantastic Four.

SPEAKER_00 (18:07):
Okay, then top seven probably made money because I
know Superman lost money.

SPEAKER_04 (18:13):
So there you go.
Hayton.

SPEAKER_00 (18:15):
Yeah, so really, so seven movies this year made a
profit for their studios?
That is disgustingly low.

SPEAKER_01 (18:25):
Hang on, let me say.

SPEAKER_00 (18:27):
Yeah.
Not even one movie a month onaverage made their studio money.

SPEAKER_05 (18:35):
Um, let's see, how many movies have been released?

SPEAKER_00 (18:38):
Well, sort of.
I mean, at least theblockbusters, because some lower
movies that nobody heard of, youcould have spent a two million
dollar budget and made, youknow, six million and would have
been fine.
So uh and there has been a lotof people.

SPEAKER_05 (18:53):
Can I tell you how many movies?
I was trying to find the numberof movies that have been
released in 2025.

SPEAKER_00 (18:59):
God, how many thousand is that number?
Oh, that's not the rightWikipedia or at this point
you're looking at what, 45weeks?
20 movies a week.

SPEAKER_05 (19:13):
For the year.
Let's go to the bottom here.
There have been 200 moviesreleased domestically.
Mind you, that is also countinglike re-releases.
So things like Twilight andwhatnot.
Yeah, Back to the Future, theDogma, the Spider-Man trilogy,

(19:34):
that type of thing.
So, but I mean all those count,because they're all counting
towards its box office at theend of the day.

SPEAKER_00 (19:41):
So although I don't although at this point, I would
like to think, especially allthe ones that were blockbusters,
if you got re-released, it's allprofit at that point.

SPEAKER_03 (19:49):
Yep.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, they've made their moneyon cable and syndication and
home video and everything.

SPEAKER_00 (19:55):
All they gotta do is grab the DVD and freaking put it
in their theater and just playit.
That's what I mean, that's a lotof that classic shit is anyway.

SPEAKER_04 (20:03):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (20:05):
So all right.

SPEAKER_00 (20:09):
But yeah.
So what what what was that?
Was it was it was it yeah, we wehad our secret movie Monday,
right?

SPEAKER_05 (20:15):
Well, real quick, Jack, do you just want to give
your one-sentence review ofPredator Badlands?

SPEAKER_03 (20:21):
Um I liked it.
It was kind of cool seeing thePredator being the protagonist
and not like the creepy bad guy.
Um when it first came out thatit was gonna be PG 13, I'm like,
oh fuck that.
It's Predator, SBR.
But then they're like, there'sno humans, and I'm like, okay,
fine.

SPEAKER_05 (20:40):
Like that was the reason it was PG 13.
It was clear.

SPEAKER_03 (20:43):
Yeah, because there's no blood.

SPEAKER_05 (20:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (20:44):
Well, people blood.
Yeah.
It's all green blood and othercolored blood.
White blood.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (20:52):
Um why'd you gotta be colored blood?
You can just say black, Jack.

SPEAKER_03 (20:57):
Other colored, sorry.
In fact, there was no blackblood in there.

SPEAKER_05 (21:03):
Just saying.
Uh I think the number of thenumber of humans in the movie
was you could probably countthat on a single hand, right?
Uh I think it was zero,actually.
Yeah, I think it was actuallyzero.
Yeah, you're right.
I think, yeah.
So uh I yeah, I agree.
I thought it w all of us thatwent on Tuesday uh really
enjoyed it.

(21:23):
Um you know, the I thought theyhe did a very good job um with
the Easter eggs, just not makingthem super obvious.
Um you know, the turn wasn'tsuper, you know, the the I
thought the trailers inhindsight actually did really

(21:46):
well without showing everything.
Oh, yeah.
So that was that was really coolthat there was like basically
another 45 minutes of the movieafter the trailer was done, uh,
which was nice because you don'tget to see that very often.
So Lou, you got that to lookforward to.

SPEAKER_00 (22:00):
Um I was I was gonna ask too, was there Schwarmaugh
or something?

SPEAKER_03 (22:04):
No, there's not.
No.
Like super fast, maybe it's oneof those movies where it ends
and then it's like, oh, justkidding, and now it's over.

SPEAKER_00 (22:12):
Uh I don't even know what that movie's about, tell
you the truth.

SPEAKER_05 (22:16):
But it's also one of those movies that definitely
leaves itself open to enter theuniverse, right?
Like to be to to to be becomepart of the the predator alien
universe, right?
Um so uh what's the story about?
The story is about a youngcha?

(22:38):
Is that how you pronounce it?
Yaucha.
Yaucha.
Yaucha.
Uh but this is the first timethey've actually referenced it
in the movie, right?
Yes, yeah.
They've never I don't thinkthey've ever been called by
their proper name in the movies.
Um so he, through a series ofevents, ends up on a planet to
do a hunt and then crosses pathswith um Fanning, one of the

(23:02):
fannings.
I can't remember which fan.
L.
I think it's her uh android ison the same planet, along with
the same kind of doing the sametype of thing.
Uh and then they uh they teamup, and uh then they team up
with Guy.
Wait, Bud?
Bud.
Yeah, um cute little monster.

SPEAKER_00 (23:23):
Yep.
Three letters, U in the middle,same thing.

SPEAKER_05 (23:25):
Yep, yep.
Um and uh the three of them goon an adventure I wasn't bored
at all.

SPEAKER_03 (23:37):
Um I brought my oldest.
Um she'd never seen a Predatormovie before.
I don't know how I did that andfailed to bad parenting, Jesus.
I know.
Um, she liked it.
She uses um this app calledLetterboxd.
She put a four on it, so I needto start five.

(23:57):
I need to start doingletterboxes.

SPEAKER_00 (23:59):
That don't help full four to ten ain't good.

SPEAKER_05 (24:02):
Four out of a hundred.
Four out of a hundred.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (24:06):
Um, okay, cool.
All right.

SPEAKER_05 (24:09):
Yeah, I think I it's worth it.
Yeah, I think you'll enjoy it.

SPEAKER_00 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah.
I'm I'm I'm totally down.
It's just again, the way thetiming worked out, it was like
maybe neither one of us feltlike going out or whatever.
Yeah, but I'll probably go aheadand and since I forgot about the
secret movie tomorrow, um get myticket now and not able to sit
in the back row, so that's gonnabe trouble.

(24:37):
Whatever.
I'll figure it out or I'll takesome.
I'll find either way.
Uh but yeah, I'm booking myticket right now for tomorrow's
secret movie.
Uh it's uh I think it was ratedR and obviously no time because
they won't they don't give itaway.

(24:58):
I don't know what rated R moviesare coming up this weekend,
though.
In the next couple weeks.

unknown (25:04):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (25:06):
Oh, that's a good point.
It has to be within it's eitherwhether it releases this week or
next week.
Maybe it's wicked.

SPEAKER_05 (25:13):
I don't think.
I mean It is not it.
It'll probably be Sisu.

SPEAKER_00 (25:18):
It is most definitely not Wicked.
It's a rated I'll all I guessall I said is well if it's Sisu,
that might be one of the firstones I walk out of.

SPEAKER_04 (25:26):
Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 (25:29):
I didn't see the first one.

SPEAKER_04 (25:30):
Oh, okay.
You have time?
Yeah, you got tomorrow morning.
Yeah.
It's on Hulu.

SPEAKER_05 (25:37):
Um is this uh that's PG 13.
Sizu is rated uh is not rated,so maybe it is fully rated R.
Well on the Yeah, not rated is athing.
So uh blockers is not rated.

(25:58):
Let's see.

SPEAKER_00 (26:00):
Wow.
Yeah, a lot of them don't want arating, and and some of them
some of them do.
Some of them don't submit.

SPEAKER_05 (26:08):
Probably not Zootopia 2.

SPEAKER_00 (26:12):
Not rated off.

SPEAKER_06 (26:13):
That would be that would be funny.
I'm going to kill you.
Huh, huh?
Uh let's see.

SPEAKER_05 (26:24):
What else?
Weird.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's uh it'll truly be amission.

SPEAKER_00 (26:36):
Um let y'all know.
But just last weekend's movie orlast Monday's movie uh was
Eternity.

SPEAKER_05 (26:45):
And that was the one we saw a trailer for.
We watched the trailer andtalked about it.
And you guys were uh you guyswere fair to Midland.
Like you guys were excited, butlike not not like something I
wouldn't have gone to see,probably.

SPEAKER_03 (26:58):
I would have streamed it 100%.
Yeah.
Um, but for five bucks, I wasn'tmad about it.
Um I actually took everybody,even the little one, and she
actually paid attention andfollowed along with what was
going on and stuff.
So nice.
But I liked it.
Um so when they died, theybecome themselves when they were
happiest, right?

(27:20):
So there's like a lot of10-year-old boys running around.
Kind of creepy, but um, so thenlike the trailer said, they have
to pick an eternity.
Um, so both her husbands arefighting over Scarlet Witch to
be like, hey, you should comelive with me forever.
And then Rom Commons is reading.

(27:41):
I liked it because that's kindof how I've always my oldest is
like, man, it's a good thing shedidn't spaghetti him like she
did the last time she saw him.
Got him.
Aldest coming out with thefunny.
But no, so I've I liked itbecause that's kind of always

(28:03):
how I thought about theafterlife is why would I want to
be a ghost as an old man?
Fuck that.
Send me back to like when I was20 something, happy and had a
little bit of a.

SPEAKER_00 (28:15):
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So you did like the change inthe return of the Jedi?
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 (28:21):
Yeah, uh what I'm hearing is you like baby, uh
baby.
I'm fine with it.

SPEAKER_03 (28:26):
Uh I'm fine with it.
I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 (28:31):
Uh my hated all day.
Did uh you guys both like my uhorder 67?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was pretty cool.
Oh my god, that was pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 (28:39):
That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 (28:41):
Execute order 67, 67, 67.
Uh, we might need to change theuh the order.
Oh man.
Um, what was your two cents?

SPEAKER_00 (28:54):
Uh predictable.

SPEAKER_03 (28:56):
Uh yeah, the basic rom-com formula.
There were there were zerosurprises.
The guys ended up together?
Yeah.
Is that yeah basically well duh.

SPEAKER_00 (29:06):
That almost happened.

SPEAKER_05 (29:11):
Are you looking at me?
Are you looking?
Am I looking at you or are youlooking at me?
I what's happening right now?

SPEAKER_00 (29:17):
The one thing I didn't really understand was it
was like you have to pick, andmaybe it's because I'm spoiled
with uh uh good place.
Uh and it's recent and it'sfresh.
I'm like, why would you have topick one eternity?
Why can't you just bounce aroundand like oh I'm gonna go here
today, I'm gonna go here today,I'm gonna go there today.
I I didn't understand that part.
Uh but overall, because thenthere's no drama.

(29:38):
Yeah.
It's called plot.
No, you still have drama becauseyou still have to pick a person.
That was to me, that was thedrama.

SPEAKER_03 (29:48):
Why if they could just hop around, she could just
hop around and like sister wife.

SPEAKER_00 (29:52):
No, but but no, that's what I'm saying.
But that that wasn't what itwas, though.
She had no interest in doingthat, and they could have
written it where if she just hadto make one statement and say, I
don't want to do that.
Uh, I'm not woman, um, and gofrom there.

SPEAKER_05 (30:05):
Little ready player one action, Lou.
Is that what you wanted?
Little ready player one.

SPEAKER_03 (30:09):
But if that was me, catch me in the late eighties,
early nineties forever.
Just catch me rolling thehappiest place for you, then
fuck it.
I guess we're not gonna do that.

SPEAKER_05 (30:18):
Just catch me rolling under that grate to get
Jack that Darth Maul figure, andthat's my Yeah.
The weird thing is there was somuch darkness around that time
too.

SPEAKER_00 (30:33):
Right?
Well, it's a Darth Maw figure,so it has to be darkness.

SPEAKER_05 (30:38):
No, no, no.
Beyond outside of that uh thatrelationship and that
experience.

SPEAKER_00 (30:46):
But I I enjoyed the movie.
I would have seen it probablyeither way because uh little
girl and I saw the trailer.
We're like, oh, that looksinteresting.
And like I told you guys lastweek, I had that kind of thought
30 years ago, 40 years ago on myhead.
I was like, I wonder how thatplays out.
Um and and I don't like how theydid it.
Again, only because of the wholepick one place.

(31:08):
I'm like, that seems silly.
And that like that makesabsolutely no sense why you'd
only get to pick one place.
Like, oh you're here, and that'sall you get to do.
I mean, that's no you don't evendo that in the real world.
Why would you keep why would yoube forced to do that in in
Astrolife?
I I I I just doesn't know.
That that part get an edda.
Rest of it, like like Jack said,I said predictable, but

(31:30):
enjoyably predictable.

SPEAKER_03 (31:31):
So it was well acted.

SPEAKER_00 (31:34):
Huh?
And and uh oh my god, the thethe the the black girl from uh
only murders in the building,she was hilarious.
Yeah, she was she was the bestat that one, she was so good.
Um but yeah, so uh I'll I'llreport uh you know tomorrow

(31:56):
about 6 30 your time, I'll bereporting what tomorrow's movie
is.

SPEAKER_03 (32:00):
Nice.
Hopefully it's a good one.
You guys are reporting how westill dim boys.

SPEAKER_00 (32:09):
Oh yeah, I forgot you got a Monday night in
tomorrow.
Yeah.
You guys actually have a chanceto win.
That's y'all, y'all, y'all bothsuck bad enough.
Yeah.

unknown (32:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (32:17):
You actually have a chance to win.
Um I just need C D not to gooff.

SPEAKER_03 (32:24):
But uh we're leaving early because uh the misses got
early tickets for Wicked byherself.
So the little one's super pissedat her.
She's gonna see Wicked Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday.
I think they're skipping Fridayand so.

SPEAKER_00 (32:48):
Why why did she get tickets for herself and and not
multiple people?

SPEAKER_03 (32:53):
I have no idea.
Oh no, so she's going Monday.
I mean then Wednesday, Thursday,Friday, Saturday.

SPEAKER_05 (33:00):
I mean, we could have some ideas, and we've had a
conversation about that once ortwice, why that happened.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (33:09):
I think she didn't find out about it till this
morning.
It's also at nine o'clock on aschool night.

SPEAKER_00 (33:15):
So uh so why not just take two cars so she can
stay for the game?

SPEAKER_03 (33:24):
So we only have one parking spot.

SPEAKER_00 (33:28):
Uh that's silly.
Doesn't come parking doesn'tcome with the tickets?
You don't have four?

SPEAKER_05 (33:34):
No.
No, he just buys one car.
You have to buy the passingaddition, though.

SPEAKER_03 (33:38):
Yeah, I thought I thought the parking game with
the I'd be so fucking rich if Ihad four parking spots too.
I'd be selling them bitchesevery week.
Yeah, no, it's a whole separatething.
He's parking sideways, he's justlike nope, I got these fucking
lifts they they have in Japan.
Put five cars in one parkingspot.

SPEAKER_00 (34:01):
Okay, all right.
Well that makes sense, Dan.
Well, I didn't know it was herjam, so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (34:06):
I mean I can't see her.
But I will say, and I told her,I'm like, in all my adult years
that Star Wars movies have beencoming out, I've never seen Star
Wars five times opening weeks.
So I guess I'm better than you.

SPEAKER_05 (34:26):
I have some adult self-control.
I have willpower.
Some of us have real fuckingjobs.

SPEAKER_03 (34:34):
Yeah.
Some of us has gotta pay for allthose tickets.
Yeah.
Somebody has to pay for all yourwicked tickets.

SPEAKER_00 (34:44):
What if what if it sucks?
Didn't she stuck watching amovie?
Bad movie fortune.

SPEAKER_03 (34:49):
Well, I mean, I guess you still have time to
refund tickets.
But but again, it's oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (34:55):
That is a thing.

SPEAKER_05 (34:56):
It's not it doesn't matter what it is, it's not
they're not going to admit itsucks.

SPEAKER_03 (35:02):
No.
It's it's but the first onedidn't suck, so all they have to
do is rinse and repeat and movethe story along.

SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
So well, because everybody I I mean again, the
the play don't know the story,so I'm curious.

SPEAKER_05 (35:14):
But the play, my understanding of the play is
that it'll be interesting to seewhat they do because the second
half of the play is actually theweaker of the two halves, is
what I've read.
Like the songs aren't as good,aren't as memorable, and that
type of stuff, so it'll beinteresting to see how they make
it work and live up to the firstmovie, you know.

(35:37):
That's where I'm interested.
Because I was reading some stuffabout it when they announced
that the second one was comingout, and people were saying,
Ooh, how are they gonna makethis work?
Because the second half of theplay is actually the weaker of
the two and not as not as good.

SPEAKER_00 (35:51):
Maybe they'll if they're smart, they'll latch on
to the Wizard of Oz more thanWikipedia.

SPEAKER_03 (35:57):
Well, they do.
I mean, Dorothy and Tin Man andall of them are like the Wizard
of Oz is part of this movie.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (36:03):
No, what I mean is what whatever whatever I I get,
I don't know the original story,don't know what's going on.
But if they're saying it's ifthe storyline of the first movie
characters is what makes itweak, focus more on the Wizard
of Oz characters instead of uhthe green and pink.

SPEAKER_03 (36:24):
But they're not, because they're not even going
to show Dorsey's face in thismovie.

SPEAKER_00 (36:29):
They probably shouldn't, I guess.
People have their, you know,people see.

SPEAKER_03 (36:34):
And that's 150%.
Do you have your idea ofDorothy, and we're not trying to
mess with that?
Because this isn't Dorsey'sstory.
It's Panda and Alphaba, so.

SPEAKER_00 (36:44):
But if it sucks, then make it Dorothy's story, is
what I'm saying.
That's how I mean if I'm if I'mwriting this and I'm like, ooh,
everybody says part two sucks,and well, part two is not as
good as part one.
How do we make part two better?
If to me, that's an idea of howto make it better, that's all.
But again, I don't know becauseI don't know what happens in

(37:04):
part two, other than the endingand some uh the Wizard of Oz
part of the story.
That's all I know.

SPEAKER_03 (37:10):
Uh so I'll have to yeah, I'll have to see the play
and read the book, and I don'tknow what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 (37:17):
So like like my my guess is the wheelchair girl is
the one that gets smashed withthe house.

SPEAKER_03 (37:22):
She is.

SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Um so yeah, then you go from there, and they made her
a likable character in the firstone, so it's like, oh, sucks.
So now, and it's like, are theygonna are they gonna make it
where water is still theproblem?

SPEAKER_03 (37:35):
You know, you know, it's like I I They do.
There's a part of the trailerhas them carrying a bucket of
water killed.
Oh, okay.
So yeah.
So it's like it's like, what theBut it's gonna be the behind the
scenes, so like why?
It was all like because I don'tthink she actually dies in the
end.

SPEAKER_02 (37:53):
Spoilers.

SPEAKER_03 (37:55):
Um, so we'll see.

SPEAKER_01 (37:57):
That would be terrible.

SPEAKER_00 (37:59):
If she lives Kill the one movie?
No, yeah, you gotta kill her.

SPEAKER_06 (38:12):
Oh, that's just how the story is.

SPEAKER_00 (38:14):
I need to I need to try to try to change the story.

SPEAKER_03 (38:17):
I found a video.
But the whole thing about Wickedis that it does change the
story.
Yeah.
We're glending off the friends.

SPEAKER_00 (38:25):
That part's fine, but the you can't change the
end, and we know what happens inthe end.

SPEAKER_03 (38:29):
You know she melts, you don't know that she died.

SPEAKER_00 (38:32):
Oh, for sake.
That's how they want to spinthat.
Yeah.
Did you see a body?
I I can I can feel it already.
I'm gonna walk out pissed.

SPEAKER_05 (38:41):
Five times.

SPEAKER_00 (38:42):
No, you won't, because she'll be singing the
songs.
I don't know those songs.
The only song I knew from thefirst one was Defiant Gravity,
and that's because when when Iwas in Vegas, the the KJ at the
karaoke bar, the Loha Kitchen,uh, was in like Broadway
productions, and his peoplewould show up and somebody would
sing it once a week.
Uh, not that I minded, that wasa good song.

(39:04):
Like that days, hours, whateversong from Rent, that's a great
ass song, too.
The minute song, whatever.
And they would sing.
I don't I only know that becauseof karaoke.
Uh that's life.
Defying gravity.

SPEAKER_03 (39:20):
No, the minute song.
Yeah, the minute song.

SPEAKER_05 (39:22):
Okay.
I have to I have to try to findthat.
Like, right when when theyannounced the first when they
announced the wicked movie, um,I remember watching some sort of
it was a documentary where itwas talking about like the
original book, like theoriginal, original book, and how
like the book changed, and hetried to sell the book to make

(39:42):
uh like the original Wizard ofOz and the stories that were
revolving around it, and himtrying to sell it to studios,
and them like wanting to changea bunch of stuff, and then him
rewriting it and it gettingchanged, and that somebody else
taking it and writing wicked andthat type of thing.
Like, um, it was a prettyinteresting documentary, but it
was also like there were someparts that were like super

(40:03):
messed up about the stuff thatthey wrote about and the stuff
they were like, Yeah, we're justnot gonna carry this part
forward, like type of thing.
There were things that were likeuh highly questionable that
happened, um, I believe to likeDorothy and that type of stuff,
where they were like, you knowwhat, we're just gonna put this
passage over here and then we'llrepublish the book again.
Because again, the book came outa hundred years ago.

(40:26):
Like the book has been aroundfor for a very long time.
But early 2000s, 90s, 90s,maybe.
No, like the OG book, like theFrank L.
Baum.
Yeah, no, yeah, those talkingabout those books because then
like because the what happenedto all those books, then then
when they wrote Wicked based onthat, you know, some of that

(40:48):
stuff was actually put back inor left in and that type of
thing.
Like so I thought the thedocumentary I I'll see if I
could find it and send it to youguys because I thought it was
pretty interesting because itwas pretty like um it was pretty
like cut and dry as far as like,or transparent as far as like,
hey, this is the questionablestuff that was taken out.
And by the way, Judy Garland washopped up on all this shit the

(41:11):
entire time they filmed themovie, you know, because then
they went into the filming ofthe movie.
Because there was actually aWizard of Oz that came out
before the Wizard of Oz we knowabout um that like didn't get
any traction uh or or wasn'tpopular.
Um, but you're gonna be popular.
I will uh see if I can trackthat down.
I'll share it with you guys.

(41:31):
And maybe Jack can put it in anote in the uh YouTube video for
everybody else to watch.
Who am I kidding?
I won't fucking find it.
I won't remember it.
Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (41:40):
I already forgot about it.
What were we talking about?
Football.

unknown (41:43):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (41:44):
I'm so mad, I'm so mad that I see my lip.
So I kind of heard half of whatyou're saying.
I'm too focused on.
Because I'm all like, great, nowthey'll probably make a frickin'
sequel and make up a story ofwhat happens afterwards.

SPEAKER_05 (41:58):
Even if Lou does get into the back row uh at the
first time he sees it, he'sgonna punch somebody in the face
if he comes back to life.
He's gonna hear some somebodyhe's gonna hear some little girl
crying next to him.
He's gonna be like, shut up!That's not how this shit works.

SPEAKER_00 (42:15):
Somebody's gonna be covered in popcorn and squishing
when I dump my shit all over andwe're being pizza.

SPEAKER_03 (42:25):
I don't ever want to be near Lou.
If somebody melted, because theyhad water thrown on him,
wouldn't there be a puddle?
That bitch died like Obi-Wan.
There's a trapdoor under her andshe disappears.
Yep.
Simple magic.

(42:49):
Nope.
Yep.

SPEAKER_00 (43:01):
I'm sucking my tooth on this.
We'll find out in ten days, Isuppose.

SPEAKER_05 (43:13):
Yep.
There you go.
Um yeah.
So that was the movie you guyssaw was Eternity.
Yeah.
There we go.

SPEAKER_01 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (43:25):
So to bring up the stuff.
It's definitely worth a stream.
Yeah.
Um or a five dollar Tuesday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't pay the full price.
I mean, I would go watch RunningMan or Night.

SPEAKER_05 (43:40):
Predator Predator Predator.

SPEAKER_00 (43:45):
Yeah, I might do both of those.
Maybe maybe I'll go watch uhPredator by myself on Tuesday,
uh morning, afternoon, whatever,and then the evening watch uh
Running Man.
Uh I think that was how we'regoing to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 (43:59):
Yeah, go see Eternity.
Why not?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (44:01):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (44:05):
Maybe.
Maybe it depends on the chick.
Depends on the chick.
I don't think my ex my ex-wifewould be down for eternity.
But she'd be down for predatoror running man.

SPEAKER_05 (44:24):
Probably not.
Yeah, you would not.
Yeah, I think we're all inagreement here that she would
not.
She'd be looking at you thewhole time going, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 (44:35):
Why am I here?
Telling me I could have watchedPredator or Running Man, I'm
watching this.

SPEAKER_04 (44:43):
That's exactly how that would go.
Yep.

SPEAKER_00 (44:52):
Oh my goodness.
Um look at the show.
You guys watching your footballtoday, I'll tell you right now,
that night game, I did notwatch, and I fell asleep at
halftime around, like onlybecause I looked at ESP and it
said, halftime.
Okay, I went and laid down.
I was like, okay, it's 8o'clock.
Let me set an alarm for 9:30.

(45:12):
I woke up when my alarm went offat 9.30, and it was good timing
because I looked down and it'slike, oh, I only missed text
from three minutes ago.
I'm good.
But when I saw there was likenothing going on in that game,
at least by score, looking atthe again, I was I don't even
know what the hell I was doing.
I think I was I was watching uhYouTube videos instead of

(45:32):
watching that game, and I waslooking at the ESPN app like,
okay, 003.
This game is garbage.
You know what I mean?
Um and then I was like, okay,I'm not missing anything.
And then uh I think I actuallyfell asleep while I was watching
a YouTube video.
And then when I woke up, it uhit was only for like 20 minutes

(45:53):
or so.
Um then I woke up and was like,yeah, F this, I'm tired.
Uh leg gal for 90 minutes.
Looks like a threat.
Yeah, I had no interest.
Like that game, I'm I am so gladI did not watch it.
I mean, anybody who watched thatgame, it reading it slash
looking at some of those stats,it looked like a terrible game.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (46:15):
Yeah, that's how I do my football.
I read football.
I don't watch football.
I just read it afterwards.
The book's how you get educated.

SPEAKER_05 (46:22):
Uh looks like Lou isn't gonna be able to uh listen
to any sports radio this week.
Uh nope.
I know the bronze.
Oh, that's the Broncos nine andtwo, and how are the Chiefs five
and two five?
That's just crazy.

SPEAKER_00 (46:38):
Because they because they haven't played a they
haven't beat anybody, I don'tthink, with a winning record.
Like, look at who they beat.

SPEAKER_05 (46:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (46:44):
There's like, oh, the Broncos have the best record
in the league.
I'm like, well, you'll get thatwhen you play everybody who's
under 500.

SPEAKER_03 (46:49):
So somebody said that about the Pats, too.
Have the Chiefs kicking ass.

SPEAKER_05 (46:56):
Has the Chiefs Lester finally anybody good?
Has the Chiefs Lester finallyworn off?

SPEAKER_00 (47:01):
Uh the Chiefs will be fine uh if they decide to run
the ball ever again.
They're just they they have norunning game, they're not even
trying.
That's the part that gets me.
Um let's see.
The Broncos beat the Titans, theBengals, okay, Eagles.
There's one win.

(47:23):
Jets, Giants, Cowboys, Texans,Raiders, and Chiefs.
They have of nine wins, one isagainst a team with a winning
record, and that was when thewhen the Eagles decided to blow
it in the fourth quarter andthrow the ball 21 times and run
at three when they had an18-point lead and didn't want to

(47:45):
run out the clock.
So I so I sit there and watchthis and I'm and I'm watching or
listening to all these fanslike, oh, the Broncos are this.
I'm like, alright, keep keepthinking you're good, and then
you'll play it, because you'llhave to play a team with the
winning record in the playoffs,and you'll get your ass handed
to you.
So it'll be just like last year.
Um whether they win the divisionor not, they'll get their ass

(48:07):
handed to them in the first gameagainst playing against a team
with a winning record.
So it's like, alright.
So I don't even oh, it's like,alright, I don't even care.
Um I I I didn't but I didn'trealize the Patriots were in the
same boat.
Yeah.
I think their only win against aa team with a winning record
might be the uh the Bills.

(48:28):
I didn't look, didn't care.
Yep, whatever.
Um Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh looksgreat when Aaron Rodgers isn't
playing.
Him getting hurt in the secondhalf, uh, and then they go on
and score 24 points without him.
Uh hello, here's your sign.
Pittsburgh defense showed up.

(48:49):
Two defensive touchdowns.

SPEAKER_03 (48:52):
Yeah, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 (48:55):
Yeah.
So and then finally, Shadow getsa chance to play, and he's as
bad as everybody thought he was.

SPEAKER_04 (49:02):
Looks like shit out there.

SPEAKER_00 (49:04):
Now, part of that, let's be fair, they don't give
him a lot of snaps.
They said that.
They didn't give him a lot offirst team reps during the
practice week, which is stillamazing to me in the game of
football.
We're gonna have our quarterbacktake one out of 100 reps, even
though there's uh in today's NFLa high chance that that he's

(49:25):
gonna have to play.
I mean, five quarterbacks wentout today.
Are you kidding me?
So I I I'm not gonna judge himyet, but if he gets reps, if he
if if uh Gabriel can't clearconcussion quarterball and
Shador has to start, and helooks like shit again, uh then
I'll say, no wonder he swept.

(49:47):
But I blame I blame that oncoaching.
I blame the fact that it's like,oh, he didn't take a lot of
snaps in the practice this week.
Oh, well, that's the coach'sfault.
How stupid are you that youdon't get your backup
quarterback some snaps?

SPEAKER_05 (49:58):
Yeah, he should be at least scout team, something.
Like get him up.

SPEAKER_00 (50:02):
You gotta you gotta you gotta you gotta no, not even
scout team unless you'rescouting for the uh yeah, you
not even scout team becausescout team scouts, you're you're
playing as the other team'squarterback.
You're not getting your own repswith your own first team.
And you should have at least20%.
You you run five plays, one ofthem is with the backup.
That way, when shit like todayhappens, for those five teams

(50:25):
who lost their quarterback,you're not you're not worried,
but that's the Browns.
Well, I guess it's every team,but no surprise it's the Browns.
Especially since the Brownsdidn't want him in the first
place.

unknown (50:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (50:37):
Uh this was the last international game was kind of
garbage.
Garbaggio.
No, this was the last week.
Commanders and the last one inAdrian.
Commanders and last week inGermany and this week in Spain.

SPEAKER_00 (50:53):
I woke up and I'm I put it around.
I went to Walmart this morning,did some shopping, like 7:30 or
so, but our time kickoff washappening.
I forgot.
I'm I'm going through.
I come back finally like an hourand a half later, I'm done, I'm
good to go.
And I'm like, okay, let me seeif I needed any last-minute
changes to my fantasy teambecause you never know who's a
scratch and whatever.

(51:14):
I'm all like, why do theseplayers have points already?
And I'm like, a minute left inthe fourth quarter?
What the hell?
I'm like, oh yeah, there was theMadrid game today.
So that yeah, that's how much Icared about Washington and
Miami.

SPEAKER_05 (51:30):
Uh the Giants are still uh doing themselves uh
right for getting that first forthat first number one overall
pick.

SPEAKER_00 (51:36):
Yep, they're they're down to number two now, number
two overall pick.
Uh almost again, almost messedaround and got a win.
Uh they gotta stop that shit.
Granted, granted, I hate GreenBay enough that I would have
been talking of a win there.
Um but Jameis doing Jameisthings, throwing interceptions
in the end zone while again.

SPEAKER_05 (51:58):
We said we talked about Jameis is a 50-50.
Either it's gonna be an amazingtouchdown or it's gonna be an
amazing interception.

SPEAKER_00 (52:04):
You got basically both of those today.

SPEAKER_05 (52:08):
Um I just I can't anymore.
My yeah.
And those Vikings.
I just the Bears did everythingin their power to fucking lose
that game.
And I'm like 50 seconds left.
They fucking throw a touchdown,extra point.
I'm like, they're up by one.
They kick the ball, the guy getsa fucking like 45-yard return

(52:31):
already in field goal.
Literally, he could have kneeledtwice and it would have been,
and I'm just like, are youfucking shitting me?
Like, if they're if theirspecial teams coach isn't fired
on the flight home, if theydon't give him like, say you're
finding your own way home, butlike see ya, like I was like,
I'm done.
Like it's just you know what?

(52:52):
I'm less bothered by him, andyou still gotta find your own
way home.

SPEAKER_00 (52:57):
Yep.
Like I'm I'm less bothered bythat, and more bothered by uh JJ
continuing to throwinterceptions, trying to force
the ball to JJ.

SPEAKER_05 (53:09):
Yeah, I agree.
I'm not disagreeing.
Like that he's gonna be.
And the thing is, like, theVikings were running the ball
really well, and then theycompletely went away from it,
and they went back to justfucking throwing the rock around
all over the place.
And it's like, if the Bearsaren't stopping the run, why go
away from the run?

(53:30):
You know, like they were gettingper run, it was something like
six yards a run versus the bearsthree yards a run.
Like, if you're getting sixyards a run, why are you
stopping running the ball?
Like, it doesn't make anyfucking sense.
Like that's a shit that I justlike come on.

(53:50):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 (53:52):
Maybe these guys should play Madden more.

SPEAKER_05 (53:55):
Um and then uh yeah, the Steelers.
I I mean the Bengals are reallybad, obviously.
Uh yeah, I mean and thentomorrow night we got the
Cowboys, Demboys, and theRaiders.
Dem Boys!

SPEAKER_00 (54:15):
Jack's team might get a win helping out the game.
Further away, in my spot.

SPEAKER_03 (54:23):
Um already out here um waving their cowboy flags on
the strip, though.
Oh boy.
The disrespect is real.
Yep, again.
At least I won last night.

SPEAKER_05 (54:41):
Yeah.
Um I went to a college footballgame on Friday, which was
different.

SPEAKER_00 (54:49):
My first question before you get into it.
Sure.
Who are you rooting for?

SPEAKER_05 (54:53):
The Ducks.
I mean, I actually I mean, sure,because of where I live, but it
was tough because but I alsohave never been I've never been
a gophers fan.
I've never been to Minnesotacollege, like college, like
college teams.
I've never really followed them.
Like I'm aware of them in theperipheral, just as far as like
general football knowledge,right?

(55:15):
Like I know the row, the boat.

SPEAKER_06 (55:16):
They have a team, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (55:19):
Um but uh that was interesting.
Never tailgated before.
So uh we went and we went superearly on Friday.
They had a it was the Ducks inMinnesota, uh down in Eugene.

SPEAKER_00 (55:31):
And did you jump off a trailer and land onto a table?

SPEAKER_05 (55:36):
No, no, no, that's Buffalo.
That's that.

SPEAKER_00 (55:40):
I mean, y'all could have stolen some ideas.

SPEAKER_05 (55:43):
Oh, we had some tri-tip tacos, like they made
tri-tip tacos.
We were like, oh damn, like usesome use some fucking bougie
bitches, but these guys have hadwhat kind of shells were these
tacos?
Uh they were just like soft.

SPEAKER_00 (55:58):
Okay, that's fine.
I was like, yeah, I was sayingif you put this shit in a hard
shell, no, I'm locked it up forright now.

SPEAKER_05 (56:06):
They they warmed them up on the grill before.
But like I mean, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (56:10):
Trichip does not go in a hard shell taco.

SPEAKER_05 (56:13):
No, but it wasn't I mean taco these guys, so I guess
they've had tickets for like 27years, 26, 27 years.

SPEAKER_06 (56:19):
Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_05 (56:20):
Uh one of the guys was talking about how he missed
like three games.
He has missed three home gamesthe entire time he's had season
tickets.
Wow.
And one of them was he was like,I had to take a red eye to go to
a funeral, and everybody else inthe fucking tailgate area
started giving him shit.
Oh, that's not a good enoughreason to leave.
And I'm like, what the fuck ishappening right now?

SPEAKER_00 (56:42):
Depends on whose funeral it is.
I'm with the tailgators.
But it better, it better havebeen direct blood funeral.

SPEAKER_05 (56:51):
We parked and then we walked around.
We got there super early,traffic wasn't bad at all.
Uh, and these guys pulled up,boom, boom, boom, right next to
each other.
The tents were up within likefive minutes.
The one guy has like he openedup his truck bed and he had a
whole fucking thing that likerolled out, and then like it was
a fucking Autobot.
It was like and there was the TVand he starts playing like old

(57:14):
Oregon games, and I'm like, whatis going on right now?
Homeboy brings out like thefucking$2,000 Blackstone grill
and is like, I'm gonna startwarming shit up.
And it was it was a thing.
Um some lady brought aroundjello shots, we were like, okay.
Um 13th row seats, so they werefucking legit seats too.
Like we were we were right inthe heart of everything.

SPEAKER_00 (57:36):
Um I'm not gonna lie.
When you sent that pet pictureof that camera angle, I'm like,
that's too close, man.
I gotta I want to be a littlebit higher.

SPEAKER_03 (57:44):
You need to see everything.

SPEAKER_00 (57:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly.
I was like, I I need to be Ineed to back up a bit just
because I'm too close.
But that game I don't want to bestanding up every every freaking
time.
It was funny they were backseats to where you want to be.

SPEAKER_05 (57:56):
So they so they start doing their little intro
video, so the the everythinggreen lights and yellow lights,
and they start like organ ducks,duh duh and then all of a sudden
like 12 party?
No, no, no.
This was at the game.
So the tailgate was fine, but weprevailed that yeah.
So so we did, you know, we didthe tailgating, which was fun,
like, but I'm also like that's alot of work, man.

(58:19):
Like tailgating, if you want totailgate right, like you gotta
find some committedmotherfuckers because like those
guys, if they would have said,Hey, we need you to tailgate
with us, and you need to like dothis and this and this, I'd have
been like, Do I?

SPEAKER_00 (58:36):
Were there parking spaces assigned?

SPEAKER_05 (58:38):
Um, well, so they all came in together, and you so
there's like multiple lots, andsome of them are can are like
approved for tailgating.
Like there's some parking whereit's just straight parking, like
it's a parking lot just likeanywhere else.
And I think it's the same at alot of stadiums.

SPEAKER_00 (58:54):
You're using a tailgate.

SPEAKER_05 (58:55):
This one was yeah, this was one of the tailgating
lots, so it was a little bitfurther away from the stadium,
but if you came in with people,and I think there's when you've
been doing it for 27 years andyou're in the same lot, there's
like a courtesy, right?
It's not a sign, but this iswhere I park.
Right.
If you know that if you knowthese guys show up everywhere,

(59:18):
yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (59:18):
If you know that these guys never I've never
understood because I haven'tdone it, so I don't know if it's
first come, first serve, or doyou actually have a reserve
spot?

SPEAKER_05 (59:27):
It is first come first serve, but I think there's
a common courtesy amongeverybody that hey, you don't
park over here because this iswhere this like some it was like
a duck firetruck, it was like areally old fire truck that came
up and they put tables allaround the fire truck and they
had shit going on for hoursbefore the game.
But it I felt like when thetruck pulled in, like it knew

(59:50):
where it was going, right?
This was like if you park there,people would come over and be
like, nah, brah, you gotta move.
Like you gotta, you know.
Um that's when the big ass dudescome out and move your car for
you.
Yep, just pick up the car.
Poor big guys just put a two twoposts under your car and just
like vr vrp.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:06):
Um if they want to get shot, sure.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:10):
No, your gun's already in the car.
Yeah, your gun's in the car.
Walking away with your gun.
Yeah.
And your car.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:19):
You know they don't have guns in organisms.
Lou's the worst tailgator ever.
But yeah, so it's a I think it'smore a courtesy thing than it is
like a signed spot.
Um but yeah, these guys pulledin, boom, boom, boom, right next
to each other, hopped out, thetents were up, like the TV was
up and playing, the grill wasgrill was grilling, they had a

(01:00:39):
full bar.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:40):
Um how how early is early?
You said you were there atclock?

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:44):
The game started at six, so and it was that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:47):
No.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:49):
Dude, you don't understand.
You don't understand, dude.
Like and this was a Friday, andso that's why everything started
so late.
There are those there if it wasa Saturday game, it doesn't
matter when the time starts,dude.
People are there at like eightin the fucking morning and
they're tailgating all fuckingday.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:05):
I mean, if you have the TV set up where you can
watch other college footballgames all day, fine, but I'm not
sitting here trying to watch oldDucks games for four.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:14):
Well, I think it was well the thing is I think it was
a Friday, so there wasn't and infact it was funny, one of the
guys was saying his wife.
But his wife got up in themorning and wasn't feeling well
and like turned on the TV, andshe was like, I can't find any
games.
And he's like, Yeah, it'sFriday.

(01:01:35):
There's there's only like threegames today.
Yeah, she's like, Oh, he goes,So she turned the TV off, turned
around, and went back upstairsand went back to bed.
Oh, that's funny.
She's like, I don't feel good.
I'm going, I'm not going to thegame, I'm going to bed.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:49):
So is that how you end up going because the wife
didn't go?
Yeah.

unknown (01:01:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:54):
So the originally, originally the daughter and the
son-in-law weren't gonna go, andthat's how the tickets became
available.
But then when they got up thatmorning and the wife was like, I
don't feel good, then thedaughter ended up coming.
And the daughter, that she was atrip because she was like, No,
like it wasn't that she was notfriendly, but she was just very
like quiet.

(01:02:15):
And then we get into thestadium, and we're watching, I'm
like, I'm we have five seats,but I there's so there's like a
gap between us, and I'm sittingthere watching the game, taking
it all in, and the little introvideo is playing, and then all
of a sudden, all the Minnesota,the Minnesota team comes out,
and everybody starts booing, andit's like 75,000 people booing,

(01:02:36):
and it's fucking like my earsare like rattling.
Like, I was like, what ishappening?
And she leans over, she's like,They weren't supposed to come
out yet.
It's being disrespectful.
And I was like, That's the mostyou've said to me all night.
So, like, okay, and then likethe rest of the night, she kept
like elbowing me and like sayingthings like I like I've like I
don't know fucking collegefootball, but it's fine again.

(01:02:58):
I like I like having aconversation, like I'm glad that
she was engaged.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:02):
You're wearing a Star Wars shirt and fucking
nerd, so that's how footballworks.
Yeah, exactly.
So you have four chances to geta first down.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:10):
But at some point, all the Oregon cheerleaders come
out, and I was just like, lookat all those virginal girls who
have never had sex before, andshe elbows me.
And she goes, No.
Most of them probably have hadsex.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:23):
I don't want to be like, look at the fuck up.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:26):
I'm like, were you a cheerleader?
She goes, yes.
And I went, Oh.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:34):
The only group worth was the band members.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:38):
She goes, she goes, my daughter loves them.
She calls them the shakers.
They're not cheerleaders,they're the shakers.
And I said, Well, you betterstart working on her self-esteem
now, because my daughter's five.
I'm like, God damn, okay.
Like you, but yeah, if you wanther to be a cheerleader, yeah.
She needs to get a goodself-esteem built up right now.

(01:03:59):
But then the game ended.
We walked back to the car, wehad to sit in the car for like
an hour until traffic broke up,and then we drove back.
So it was uh it was fun.
I'm glad I did it because I'dnever I'd never done that or
been.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:12):
First question, would you do it again?

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:14):
Um, yeah, I told him I was like, I would even be
totally fine going andtailgating and being like so.
They have people that I guessthose people have fallen off,
but I guess for a window oftime, they had the people that
they called the TV tailgatorswhere they would come and
tailgate, but then they wouldjust stay out in the parking lot
and watch the game out in theparking lot and just have the

(01:04:35):
and just have the atmosphere.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:36):
And I was like, Yeah, I'd be a lot of people do
that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:04:39):
Yeah, I would I probably wouldn't want to drive
to Eugene for that, but if therewas something up here where we
could go and tailgate and hangout and it was kind of close by,
um it's I mean, Eugene'stwo-hour drive, so it's like a
two-hour drive and a two-hourdrive back.
I'm like, mm-hmm.
If it's something local here, Iwould be down with doing it, but
I wouldn't drive if it's aonce-a-year thing, that's not

(01:05:01):
terrible.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:02):
I wouldn't do that, I wouldn't do that for seven
college games a year.
But once once a year, that's notterrible.
Like the CU like if I if I knewa group uh that did the TV
thing, yeah, uh, and they did itfor all seven CU home games, I
would probably go to one ofthem.
Um I'd I'd pick a game thatlike, okay, that looks like it

(01:05:22):
might be competitive, and Iwould and I would go to that
one.
But I'm with I don't think Icould and I'm and I can walk to
the stadium here.
It's a it's a it's a 15-20minute walk for me.
Uh and I still don't know that Iwould do it.
It's just uh I I get I notice Iget irritated really fast these
days.
And somebody would do somethingstupid.

(01:05:43):
You don't say I mean rumors.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:49):
Allegedly.
Allegedly, you have a shorttemper.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:55):
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
I mean, my temper's so short.
I I I had a dream two nights agothat I was a waste.
It it did not go good.
It did not go good.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:06):
Lou's temper is so short every time he wakes up it
goes, the plane, boss, theplane.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:16):
And then he gets mad if he don't land properly.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:19):
Lou's temper is so short, it goes in for roles that
Peter Dinklage is going for.
Uh Lou drinks and he knowsstuff.
Lou's temper drinks and he knowsstuff.

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:39):
Yeah.
No patience.
Just for the record, just for medreaming about being a waiter, I
would never be a waiter.
Oh hell.
Just in that dream alone.
No.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:51):
You didn't need to have a dream for everybody on
the podcast to say no, Lou, youwould not make a good waiter.

SPEAKER_08 (01:06:57):
No.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:58):
You barely make a good age away manager.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:04):
Well, that's only that's only because I only have
to deal with really the fiveboard members.
Exactly.
Other 600 people, they can gofuck themselves, man.
Don't want to find, leave yourdamn trash can.
Fuck off, man.
It's your fault.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:20):
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:24):
Yeah.
But man, there's but there's sothere's just so much stupid out
there.
How do you tolerate that?

unknown (01:07:33):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:35):
Alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:36):
I mean, I was gonna say, yeah, I suppose.
I was gonna say, I guess, Jack,you you tolerate more with your
world, but I don't know.
Is that true, Duke?
Do you deal with a lot of stupidin the world?

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:46):
Not in my current position, but in my past.
Okay.
Past position.
He was doing like IT and helpdesk stuff.
Yeah.
Jack remembers.
Yeah.
Pepperage Firm and Jackremembers.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:58):
I mean, that's why we're full of member berries
over here.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:04):
But the the stupid there is less stupid to me, and
I I'm guessing, and just moreignorant.
Like a lot of people just don'tknow shit about computers.
But but the question is, howbasic of shit do people not know
about computers?

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:18):
Bro, did you try to restart that shit yet?

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:20):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:21):
Wait, what?
Oh, did you try to restart ityet?
Did I turn it off and on?

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:26):
Nope.
So my dad used to be a TV repairguy when we were in North
Carolina.
He got called out because thebrand new TV wasn't working.
This bitch didn't even plug itin.
Yep.
Yep.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:41):
He got called out because you didn't plug your the
the CD tray getting the callthat the uh coffee holder, the
coffee cup holder is broken onyour computer.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:55):
My cup holder broke.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:57):
Yep.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08:58):
And you're just like, how do I get rid of the uh
I'm trying to I'm trying toretype this.
How do I get rid of the whiteouton the screen?

SPEAKER_05 (01:09:04):
Yep.
No, you don't, dude, like uhback in the day when I did when
I used to do over-the-phonesupport for gateway computers,
like that was back when youwould buy the computer and they
would send you like you'd getlike a plastic baggie that would
have like three discs in it, andthat was like your recovery
discs that would get you to thepoint of being able to put the

(01:09:24):
CD in to finish, and you'd belike, you'd get some like
800-year-old person on thephone, and they would be like,
Oh, my parent, my my grandkidsbought this computer for me, and
you're like, Lord grant me thestrength, because Jesus take the
wheel.
You're like, Okay, you gottafind this baggie, and they'd be

(01:09:45):
like, What?
And I'm like, uh yeah, thisbaggie has three floppy disks in
it.
Oh, is it this one?
I I don't know, I'm not there.
We're on the phone.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:54):
Webcams haven't been invented yet, grandma.
What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05 (01:09:59):
Um yeah, just walking somebody who has never
been on a computer before andbarely knows how to go into a
browser, walking them through uhreloading Windows was Yeah, but
that's under again, that'sunderstandable to me.

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:16):
That's somebody who doesn't know ignorance is fine.
I can handle ignorance.
I just can't handle stupid.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:21):
The problem that I experienced most frequently was
when you tell people rememberthis, tell people write this
down, tell people like, and thena week later you get a call with
the same fucking question.
And you're just like we talkedabout this, like uh to me that's

(01:10:45):
where the stupidity would comeinto play, right?

SPEAKER_00 (01:10:47):
Like that's where I would be like, you don't get
help anymore.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:50):
So yeah, so that's that was a lot of it.
Was I think people just got sothey they would get reliant on
you and they so then theywouldn't have to remember
anything.
Um and that happens occasionallyat my job currently, but not not
near as much as it has in thepast.

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:10):
Um here I hold on, I can't help you click.

SPEAKER_05 (01:11:15):
Here here, a lot of it is I'll give suggestions on
what to do to improve theprocess, and then it'll get I'm
gonna just it'll get ignored,and then six months later when
we're doing the same process,the same broken process again
for the seventh or eighth time,and somebody's like, what can we

(01:11:36):
do to fix this?
And you're just like I give I dothe uh I do the suspicious uh
this what suspicious black boythe like that's that's me a lot
when I'm on the phone becauseI'm just like you don't you
don't call them out on it?

SPEAKER_00 (01:11:57):
It's like uh if you recall six months ago that I
suggested this.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:02):
The hard part is I'm a contractor, so I technically
can't implement change.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:10):
I can suggest things, but I can't probably
call out that you suggested itsix months ago.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:17):
I have, but it's backfired on me.
So because what ends uphappening is when you say that,
especially if like your boss oryour boss's boss isn't on the
phone, what happens is they'llmanipulate what you said, go
back to her and be like, oh, hesaid this and this and this, and
then your boss comes to you andsays, Hey, what's the deal?

(01:12:38):
And you explain it, bitch.
But if you having to do thatover and over again, again, my
whole goal at my job is to notlet my boss know what I'm doing.
Because if she's hearing aboutit from other people, it means
that I done fucked up.
So I try to keep it where shedoesn't get involved in my
business at all.
Because once you start gettinginvolved in my business, then

(01:12:59):
you're never not involved in mybusiness.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:00):
So that's part of it too, is trying to figure out the
trying to balance the um you'regoing with preservation, I'm
going with smart ass fuck off.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:09):
Okay, got it.
I'm I'm at a point I'm at well,I'm at a point in my life right
now, too, where I I've donepreservation before, and I've
ended up like losing jobsbecause of it, and I'm not in
that position right now to beable to afford that.
So just being real, just beinghonest and transparent there.
Like if I could, and I and againI have in the past, and it's

(01:13:33):
it's burned me, burned me bigtime.
So I am definitely, definitelyin a preservation.
Uh preservation.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:41):
You said it's a call.
Although if it's in an email,it's in writing, then you say
you you can like like I didn'tsay that.
Here's the email.
Here's exactly what I said.

SPEAKER_05 (01:13:49):
It's a mix, but it's primarily during phone calls
when that type of stuff comesup.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:55):
But see, see that's what you have to do, the
follow-up.
Yeah, per our conversation fiveminutes ago.
Yeah.
So I've done that before withboard members.
Five minutes ago.
Yeah, I've done it because I'vehad some board members like, no,
he said that we could do this.
I'm like, no, he did not saythat because that's against the
law.
Yeah.
Uh that happened like years ago.
So now it's like, per ourconversation, dear board, per

(01:14:16):
our conversation, here was mysuggestion.
Like it was outside of themeeting, yeah, yeah.
Type of thing.
Shit, fuck them, because thoseassholes always want to like
it's oh, they they always wantto have it both ways.
Um they're my neighbor.
I don't want to raiseassessments, uh, uh, even though
we need to, because I'm tryingto keep it low.
Because I I want to keep allthese people as my friends, and
it's like it's like, okay, youwant to be irresponsible?

(01:14:37):
Got it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:14:38):
That's what I heard.
So we friends, you don't have tolive next door to each other.
Look at us.
Right.

SPEAKER_05 (01:14:43):
This isn't you're it's not like you're benefiting
from that.
It's not like the board membersare benefiting from uh from them
raising the you know.

SPEAKER_00 (01:14:52):
I know, right?
It's like you get a volunteergroup of people are like, you're
just making money off of this.
It's like, are you stupid?
Like seriously.
Uh we we make zero, we I don'tknow how it is in in in uh
Oregon, but out here, the onlymoney they're making legally is
reimbursement.
If you use something that's forthe HOA and you you can get

(01:15:14):
reimbursed, yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:16):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's yeah, that's all that is.
And even then it's supposed tocontribute.
And if it doesn't contribute tothe whole of uh, you know, the
property, then the reimbursementgets denied, you know, like
whole correct.

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:32):
So it's gotta be directly related to so, you
know, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:37):
So what else?

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:41):
What else is going on?
So we got so we got 15 minutesleft.
What what else is going on?
Or upcoming for that matter.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:49):
Well, I went to DesignerCon out here.
Yeah, Jack hasn't forgottenabout his weekend.
He's got two stories to tell.

SPEAKER_00 (01:15:55):
Yeah, I was gonna say he's got two events he went
to.

SPEAKER_03 (01:15:57):
It was that it was kind of cool.
It was like a little minicomic-con kind of thing, but it
was like Artist Alley.
And that's like Artist Alley andlike the 100s where everybody's
like selling their own stuff.
In big end.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:11):
Artist Alley in big end.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:13):
Yeah.
Um designer con like that, notfashion show.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:19):
Correct.
Yeah, that was I was confusedabout that too.
So thank you for clarifying.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, so it's like a lot of peopleum like sculpt their own stuff
or 3D print their stuff.
Um artists, it's not just umcanvas and paper art.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:35):
It's no, it was all kinds of all media.

SPEAKER_03 (01:16:38):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um but it was it was cool.
Um, I don't think I'd go backagain unless Roosevelt was
there.
I didn't have a bad time, but itwasn't a great time.
But your oldest had a greattime.
She super enjoyed it.
She got a lot of uh Jeff theLand Shark stuff, so she was

(01:16:59):
able to find some of that.
Um there's this company calledVivi.
They're like some digitalcollectible thing or something.
NFTs.
Yeah.
Um, but they were selling aSpider-Man variant comic from uh
New York City Comic-Con.
So we get in line for that.
And like everybody's coming uptalking to each other, like with

(01:17:22):
their username from Vivi.
And they're like, hey, how youdoing?
And like this girl walked up,she's like, Oh, are you I was
checking to see if you had awomen of Vivi thing on your
lanyard.
And my daughter's like, is thisa sex thing?

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:37):
Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:38):
Are we being indoctrinated to a cult?
This guy's like, Oh, hey, howare you guys?
I just want to meet people ofthe community.
I'm like, the gay community?
What the fuck is going on here?
I just want to buy a comic book.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:56):
That I hope will appreciate and value.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:00):
Um, but other than that, no.
Did you end up getting the comicbook?
Yeah.
I mean.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:11):
I don't know.
We're like 15, 20 minute line, Iguess.
Last time.
That's because everybody was inthe community and we were BSing
with all the guys selling theshit.
That was weird.

SPEAKER_00 (01:18:24):
Um she's that she's not part of that V V thing then?
None none of y'all.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:30):
You gotta come in a V V.
You just wanted the comic.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, we and she didn't evenknow about it, so we walked by
the booth and she's like, oh,look at that.
So I was like, alright,whatever.
Um, how were the exclusives?
Um they're okay.
I got a uh I didn't even bringit out here.
Um there was like a Godzillavinyl popsicle that I got.

(01:18:53):
Um I won a EQL for the vans.
Um they actually had their ownloungefly too, so I guess
loungefly just fucking goes foranybody.
That was kind of funny.
That meant Funko.
Right?

SPEAKER_04 (01:19:08):
Loungefly is Funko, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 (01:19:11):
Yeah, I fly.
I was fun making Mike was there.
He was at the Rocky Moto boothsigning shit, so I mean it's
like a legit con.
Uh the guy that invented theboo-boos was there, they were
celebrating the 10-yearanniversary of Laboooboos.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:28):
And it's only now just popular?

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:30):
Oh, it's been popular in Japan for a while,
right?
I thought it was there was aplace in the world that had been
popular, but it just k-pop girlbrought it over and now
everybody's all over it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:42):
Okay.

SPEAKER_03 (01:19:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:44):
I wonder what if yeah, I would imagine if Funko
goes down next year, Loungeflygoes with them.

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:50):
Or do they?
I don't know.
How's Loungefly?
Depends on how they manage it.
Because in they could spin themback off into their own thing.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:57):
Because I've seen companies do that without seen
anything sell out from Loungeflyin a while.

SPEAKER_03 (01:20:03):
That's true too.
That is true.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20:05):
People are like, oh, I no longer want to pay hundred
bucks for a bag.
I'm good.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:09):
Yeah.
Well, again, I mean funcoes arethis big, but a loungefly, like
some you just run out of room.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20:17):
If it's not a if it's not a mini, oh even if it
is a mini, that still adds up.
Yeah.
Size wise.

SPEAKER_03 (01:20:22):
Yep.
Um, and then yesterday we wentout to Prim, Buffalo Bills.
They resurrected it and letpeople stay there for the uh
fallout celebration.
Um so I guess Friday nightregistration was like two hours
long, and then getting on theshuttle to take you to Good
Springs was another hour, twohours.

(01:20:44):
Thankfully we got there at Idon't know, eight-ish.
Uh we got the registration superquick.
Uh we were in line for theshuttle for like 20 30 minutes.
So we got out there fairlyquick.
And it was just you and theoldest?
Yeah.
Cool.
Um, but it was raining, so thatkind of sucked.

(01:21:06):
Um but she got to meet PeterJessup, uh voice actor for one
of the paladins in Fallout 4,Paladin Dance.
He's done a lot of voice acting,nothing like super great.
But it was kind of cool becauseit was the first time they've
actually had the voice actorsthere, like a little like

(01:21:26):
autograph hall.
Nice.
Um it was set up in the GoodSprings Community Center, which
was right next to the GoodSprings Library, which was just
an 80-foot mobile home.
So that was kind of weird.

SPEAKER_00 (01:21:40):
People are like, it's the first time they had it.
Isn't this just like the secondtime they've done this
conventional?

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:45):
Fourth.
This is the fourth year.
Already?
Damn.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, so we got in line for that.
That didn't take too long.
The line to get into the generalstore where they had all like
the show merch was like twohours long in the rain.

SPEAKER_02 (01:22:03):
I was like, I'm not really feeling that.
I'll buy it online afterwards.
Bruh.
You ain't even lying.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:10):
Or I'll drive back out there after all you
motherfuckers is gone.
And it's just the bikers thatare hanging out there.

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:18):
Yeah, I'd come back with a tattoo and it's a fallout
merch.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:22):
Yep.
Lap in your car.
Oh, I traded it for this Harley.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:25):
Jack, Jack, no, Jack would just be in the bar doing
the fucking tequila.
Yep, like Pee-wee.
Pee-wee.

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:34):
Hey guys.
But it was cool.
The cosplay is super cool.
Um, we went through the vendors,like the fan booths and stuff.
Uh Amazon, Amazon was actuallythere.
They brought a truck.
They actually did have uh radroaches.
They had these big asscockroaches, and you could bet

(01:22:55):
on them racing.
Um they were selling stuff,obviously.
Yep.
Did you buy anything?
Yeah, like the big ones, likethe big African ones.

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:04):
The Madagascar roaches?

SPEAKER_03 (01:23:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
Um buy anything from that?
That was cool.
And then, of course, um no,because you just scan it online
and then they ship it to you.
Nice.
I did order a shirt.
There's uh for Fallout Season 2,it has like the New Vegas sign
in the back, and then it has umLucy and Maximus and the ghoul

(01:23:28):
and dog meat running away fromuh Deathclaw, all in like the
Fallout art style.

SPEAKER_05 (01:23:34):
The Pit Boy art style.

SPEAKER_03 (01:23:37):
Yeah.
Um and then of course after weleave, fucking Walton Goggin
shows up and starts bartending.

SPEAKER_02 (01:23:44):
I'm like, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03 (01:23:50):
Motherfucking Shane Vandrella shows up.
Yeah, he showed up, uh, the kidthat plays Maximus showed up,
and um the fucking director.
Jonathan Nolan.
What's his name?
Yes, the other Nolan.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, yeah, so they showed up,they sling some drinks for a
bit.
Um, but they actually had panelsthis year, which kind of sucked

(01:24:12):
because it was on the back porchof the Good Springs saloon.
And so like the CD was likesuper limited.
So I don't know.
I think that if it continues togrow, they need to like put some
life back into prem, haveshuttles out to Good Springs so
people can see it and all that,but maybe hold most of the

(01:24:35):
convention in prem or at leasthave like satellite booths set
up there for merch.
Because anyone stand in line fortwo hours and go into this
little dinky ass general storethat was built for a mining town
back in like 1903.

SPEAKER_00 (01:24:52):
I mean, it look, we know how it is, right?
The dollars will dictate, so ifit keeps growing, like you're
saying, the pace you're you'retalking about, uh, it'll happen.

SPEAKER_03 (01:25:02):
Yeah.
Or goodspring to turn into areal fucking city or something.
I don't know.
But I mean, it is a super coolconvention celebration.
Everybody's super nice.
All the um cosplayers, they'lltake pictures with you.
Um, the voice actors are cool.
It was not overly expensive.
I think I paid$45 each for aweek in past.

(01:25:24):
So even though we only spent,dude.
Even though we only spent theday.

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:29):
I was like, Yeah, but you don't feel like you're
getting ripped off because mostcons for$45 is one day.
Like, that's a Sunday, you know,for a lot of cons.

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:38):
I was just gonna say that's the Sunday price, man.
That's pretty good.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Did she did she dress up at allor plan to in the future?

SPEAKER_03 (01:25:45):
She didn't.
I mean, she wore her newCalifornia New Republic shirt,
but no, she didn't.
No interest.
No.
Okay.
I might next year.

SPEAKER_05 (01:25:57):
We'll see.
As a ghoul, he'll cut your noseoff.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:02):
No, there's the dude in the game.
I've mostly only played FalloutShelter recently, so there's
this dude called the MysteriousStranger that shows up and gives
you bottle caps.
Yep.
So I'm gonna dress up like him.
He's just the dude in a trenchcoat, right?
And he throws bottle caps atyou.
Oh boy.
So that's what I'm gonna do.
And people are like, oh, it'sthe mysterious stranger, I'm
gonna throw bottle caps at him.
Not so mysterious at all.

SPEAKER_00 (01:26:24):
I'm more curious what's under the trench coat.
Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:27):
Well, no, you should get the candy, you should get
the candy uh bottle coat.
It's the spaghetti o wieners.
Yeah.
That's what's under the trenchcoat.
You should get the uhPhilippines.
The candy, uh the the candy.

SPEAKER_03 (01:26:42):
You know, those are harder to find than you would
think, because I was gonna getthose for Halloween.
So when I was dressed up as uhthe K-pop demon hunter dude,
when the kids came by, I wouldgive them soda pop candy.
Yeah.
That shit was actually hard tofind, like individually wrapped.
Huh.
You know, like when we werekids, you'd get like the little
three-pack trick-or-treating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't make that shit nomore.
Huh.
I checked all the Halloweencandy at the grocery store,

(01:27:04):
Target Walmart.
Nothing.
It was bullshit.
You can get movie theater boxes,but fuck that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:12):
I tried.
It's same thing.

SPEAKER_05 (01:27:16):
That's bullshit.
Uh so could you plan on going uhnext year?
Again to follow?

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:22):
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Cool.
I mean, honestly, I might evenjust stay down there just
because it'd probably be easier.
Yeah.
Just stay down for the weekend.

SPEAKER_00 (01:27:31):
Wait, wait, uh the night before you go or the night
you're done.
Um you're gonna do one dayagain.
Like that way, you wake up andyou're already down there, or to
be a little bit more than alittle bit.

SPEAKER_03 (01:27:41):
Yeah, no, I would probably do that.
So we could just wake up andlike if you stay at Buffalo
Bills, that's where the shuttlewas.
Just wake up, get on the firstshuttle at seven, get down there
first.
And start your day.
Call it a fucking day, yeah.
Is there enough stuff to fill ina seat for?
Yeah, I mean, like I said, theyactually had panels and stuff
this year.
So they had like a 15thanniversary um for Vegas, and

(01:28:04):
then I think today they had atenth for four.
Um, but Bethesda was there,Jones Soda, Arizona Green Tea,
because they have uh FalloutEnergy Drinks, um, the Wand
Company that makes the Pit Boys,they were there.
I mean, it's turned into a legitcon.
Good for that one.
Um yeah, no, I agree.

SPEAKER_05 (01:28:27):
I mean, when and then when Amazon shows up, like
and they bring and they bringthe cast.
Like, yeah, those guys aren'tjust showing up to show up.
Like Amazon's like, hey, you canshow up for an afternoon.

SPEAKER_03 (01:28:39):
Like, yeah.
Yeah, go hang out with theseguys, sling some drinks, and
fucking make an appearance.
But yeah, no, it was cool ashell.
Because what, we have like threeweeks?
December 10th, I think.
A month.
Uh 17th.
It's on my daughter's birthday.

SPEAKER_05 (01:28:56):
She's super hyped about it.
Nice.

SPEAKER_00 (01:28:58):
I was gonna say that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:29:01):
Uh I just saw on uh uh I don't know where one of the
sites I was on, I saw LandmanSeason 2 hit today.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29:07):
Woo!

SPEAKER_05 (01:29:08):
Hell yeah.
Let's go.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29:11):
Yeah, same with me.
I was on my phone and it at someI don't know.

SPEAKER_03 (01:29:15):
Yeah, I've seen all the premiere stuff lately with
Polybob and Demi and stuff.
So cool.
Glad you had a good weekend,dude.
It was.
Yeah, yeah.
And today we just hung out,started digging out Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 (01:29:32):
Get that shit done.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29:37):
Any uh, oh girl, just that's gonna be uh clearly
she's watching last week's pod.
I just got a message.
Sounds like we are all buildingdroids in December.

SPEAKER_03 (01:29:47):
Yeah.
Spoiler! Right?
I already forgot about that.
It's a spoiler.

SPEAKER_00 (01:29:57):
Yeah, that did happen this week.
Oh, yeah, Willy Wonka.
That was a spoiler.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:03):
Whoops.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:06):
Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:08):
What do you guys got going on?

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:09):
You never answered the question though.
Oh is that the same scene whereit's like you get nothing?

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:15):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:15):
Okay, that's not the same.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:18):
Yeah.
Good day.
At the very end.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:21):
See, I don't remember that being at the very
end.
I thought it was in the middleof a sli I can like I said, I
remember I remember I thinkthese little round fat midgets.

SPEAKER_06 (01:30:30):
The umpal.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:33):
Yeah, those those things.

SPEAKER_05 (01:30:37):
How can I How can I be prejudiced?
I'm just gonna refer to them aslittle round fat guys.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:45):
Wait.
Why they were prejudice.
Wait, what does prejudice haveto do with it?

SPEAKER_01 (01:30:51):
Midget is racist, bro.
Yeah, because you know they wereoompa loops.
Midget is bad.
How is midget racist withstatist?
How is midget derogatory?
Are you one?
You're you're a midget.
You're a dwarf.
Oh my oh my god.

(01:31:13):
No.

SPEAKER_03 (01:31:14):
No.
You're a dwarf and the bet thewicked witch of the west lives
at the end of the movie.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:31:19):
Fuck you, Lou.

SPEAKER_03 (01:31:23):
Just because Lou isn't vertically challenged, he
doesn't know what it's like.
Right?
You don't know what it's likefor people like that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:30):
Yeah.
Like what?
They're a midget.
Dwarf.
That's the word.
It's been the word forever.
Since when is midget not theword?

SPEAKER_05 (01:31:46):
Oh man.
Hey on the case.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:48):
You all gonna be like you've got to call it
friends and retarded.

SPEAKER_05 (01:31:51):
No, you can't.
Just I didn't work.
Why?
Usually at the end of thevideos, the guy goes, thanks for
joining us and does this, andthen the video stops, but we're
still recording.
What the fuck's happening?

SPEAKER_00 (01:32:09):
No, they're midgets.
How am I supposed to have mymidget girl if you can't say
midget?
Oh, I want my term.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:16):
The term midget is considered derogatory because it
originated from derogatoryentertainment context and it's
being used to belittleindividuals with dwarfism.
Belittle.

SPEAKER_00 (01:32:31):
Whoever wrote that definition got jokes.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:35):
The term midget is now rarely used and is
considered offensive.
The Little People of America,LPA organization, advocates for
the removal of the slur fromeveryday language, advocating
for a shift in how we discussand represent individuals with
orphism.

SPEAKER_05 (01:32:51):
Lou's bringing it back.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:54):
Midget.

SPEAKER_05 (01:32:55):
Bring it back, man.

SPEAKER_01 (01:32:57):
Bring it back.

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:02):
Okay, so what do you call a retarded midget these
days?

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:07):
A slow little person?

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:11):
What man, they're speeding, got nothing to do with
it.
They got little legs, they can'tbe fast.
No, I guess that would make themslow.
Alright, that's fair.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:21):
But retarded is still a clinical term.
You can't call a not retardedperson retarded.
Because they're using it as soyes, they would be a retarded
dwarf.

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:37):
But I will fight anybody who's all you can't say
retarded.
You can if you're using itcorrectly.
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:43):
If you're not, if you use it as a slur, I agree.
It's like you can't call stuffstuff gay.
Oh, that's gay.
Unless it's like actually gay.

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:52):
Right.
That makes sense to me, Isuppose.

SPEAKER_03 (01:33:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:55):
Uh and read like I said, I've all I'll always I'll
I'll die on the retarded heel.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:03):
Oh, hey look, guys, it's been an hour and 33
minutes.
I wonder what's gonna get cutout of this week's podcast.
Not this.
This is the short.
This is the short.

SPEAKER_00 (01:34:16):
This is the short.
Ha ha ha.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:20):
The short and the long of it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:34:23):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:24):
This will be the midget clip we put.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:26):
I mean, shit.

SPEAKER_02 (01:34:29):
Beep, beep, beep.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:32):
Shit.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:33):
Can't get cancels if nobody listens to your pod.
True enough.
Three white guys on a pod.
What an original idea.

SPEAKER_06 (01:34:41):
Right.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:43):
Alright, boys.

unknown (01:34:45):
Alright.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:46):
It's time for bed.
Now that we laughed, we shouldgo to bed.

SPEAKER_00 (01:34:48):
I'm about to go eat my dinner all mad.

SPEAKER_05 (01:34:52):
Why?
Because you can get that backseat.
You couldn't get the back rowseat at the at the mystery
movie.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:01):
No, because I can't say midget.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:03):
He can't say retarded midget.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:06):
I mean he can.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:07):
Like his lips can say it.
Like he can verbalize it, but.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:10):
I mean, let's be real.
I'm gonna say it if anopportunity presents itself, but
true.
I mean, but I'm gonna say itcorrectly.
If if if you little like that,you midget.
And if you're retarded, you'reretarded.
I mean, there's nothing wrongwith that.
It's like, damn.

SPEAKER_01 (01:35:26):
Retarded dwarf flu.
Dwarf.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:30):
No.
No, that's that's that's no,I've seen Lord of the Rings.
That's not the same thing.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:36):
I'm gonna get midges.
I am gonna get accused of uhExactly.

SPEAKER_00 (01:35:41):
They had wars.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:42):
Accused of felony murder.
I'm gonna get accused of thebearing.
And the women had beards gonnabe the worst.
I would I didn't even sayanything, and they were like,
but you were in the room.
Ten years.
Ten years in prison.

SPEAKER_00 (01:36:01):
I'm like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go
visit, visit Duke in the PacificNorthwest.
So what'd you guys do?
Nothing.
I didn't take him anywhere.
I was not I broke the key off inthe lock.
Long Smith wasn't availableuntil about three hours before
his flight.

SPEAKER_05 (01:36:24):
We left the airport.
We left the airport and wentright back to the house.
Sorry, Lou, the meeting'sclosed.
You're right, it is a war zone.
We can't go outside.

SPEAKER_00 (01:36:38):
Yeah, no, the whole time.
The whole time.
Yeah, you 100%.
We gotta stay in.
I cannot introduce you toanybody.
Oh man.
Yeah, that's probably true.
Because the first time I see oneof your friends wearing toe sock
shoes, thingies, I'm gonna betripping.
I'm sure you've got a friend whowears freaking toe shoes.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:03):
Because Lou be like, I want to suck them
motherfuckers.
And I hate I hate that I want tosuck them motherfuckers, so I'm
gonna be angry.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:11):
Who wouldn't?
I was gonna say, who wouldn'twant to suck them motherfuckers?
That's what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:16):
He's salivating right now, thinking about it.
Right?
Did it wait?

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:23):
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:25):
Oh we started off going off the rails and it just
we never recovered.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:33):
We're an off-rail train now.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:37):
We are the train from the fugitive, and I'm
trying to be Dr.
John Kimball, and it's not Ididn't it didn't work.
I just I I jumped one second toolate.

SPEAKER_03 (01:37:48):
Yeah, no, we're we're trained, we're like duning
in our train.
Going over those dunes.
Mudded.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:55):
I gotta look up what doing means.
I gotta make sure it doesn'tmean anything to me.

SPEAKER_00 (01:38:04):
Uh Jack sending hate mail.

SPEAKER_03 (01:38:08):
No, I'm sending you mail so that you can learn not
to say the M-word, Lou.
Oh.

SPEAKER_05 (01:38:16):
Oh shit.
Oh no, Urban Dictionary doeshave a definition for duning.
It's the act of brutally.

SPEAKER_06 (01:38:25):
Oh my god.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 (01:38:29):
You have to say it now.
You shouldn't have said nothing.
Now you gotta tell it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:38:32):
Yeah, you gotta read it now.

SPEAKER_05 (01:38:34):
The act of brutally penetrating a person's anus with
its speed, leaving behind asandy texture and a dusty haze.
What the oh MGO Duningoriginates from Mongolia, and
every anything except Jigglypuffcan be duned.

SPEAKER_00 (01:38:55):
Jigglypuff doesn't have an anus?

SPEAKER_05 (01:38:57):
I guess not.

SPEAKER_03 (01:38:58):
I don't know.
Jigglypuff's like a bubble, soprobably not.

SPEAKER_05 (01:39:02):
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Alright, that's it.
I can't do this anymore.

SPEAKER_00 (01:39:11):
I know you read it already.
I'm looking at this stupid shitagain.
The removal of the slur midget.
Yeah, it who defined it as aslur?
Who said it was a slur?
Warf.
Uh uh.

unknown (01:39:23):
No.

SPEAKER_00 (01:39:23):
The midget said they don't want to become a midget.
Just get the makeup order tosay, that's a slur.
You can't use that.
Uh-uh.
Wrong.
It's a midget convention.

SPEAKER_03 (01:39:35):
All right, Lou, go down your retard, hell.

SPEAKER_00 (01:39:38):
Ask Bridget what she thinks.
Huh?
Ask Bridget what she thinks.

SPEAKER_05 (01:39:41):
Because I'm gonna see her before you will.

SPEAKER_00 (01:39:44):
Yeah, you do that.

SPEAKER_05 (01:39:46):
Bridget the dwarf.

SPEAKER_00 (01:39:47):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Bridget the Dwarf is not
the same thing as no.
She can call herself a midget,Lou.

unknown (01:39:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:39:55):
She can self identify.
You can call her a midget.
Yeah.
So trademarked.
Okay, we're done.
I don't even care if we saygoodbye.
Yep.

SPEAKER_03 (01:40:08):
Say goodbye is a sob.

SPEAKER_01 (01:40:11):
Well, midget.

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