Duck Faces and Dad Days

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
And a one and a two, and a one and a two.
Bam bam bam.
The first 30 seconds of theaudio only is going to be the
worst Lou, making fucking duckfaces.
At least the rest of us makenoises.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lou.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
He's taking the selfies.
Shit Felt cute.
Might delete later.
That was the big thing.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
10 was like when that was the big thing 10 years ago.
That was the dumbest thing ever.
All them girls with duck lipswas like what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
hated that, you know well, now they just get a botox
and just put that shit inpermanently ridiculous
girlfriend she used to be hot.
She used to be hot, she used tobe.
You remember back in the daywhen she was just a lowly LA
news anchor?
Yep.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
And now she just looks like a piece of plastic.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, you have too many wrinkles in your forehead
for her, jack, sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
None of those commas in my bank account.
Yeah, there you go.
Bye how are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Tired no horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Happy Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Thank you.
Thank you, you guys.
Happy Father's Day, sir.
We went to go see the FathomEvents screening of Indy and the
Last Crusade, nice.
I was like hell yeah, I'll gowatch Indiana Jones.
That's what daddy wants to do,it's the one day of the year
that you have to go watch mymovies.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I mean, it's got his daddy in it, so Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, no, it was kind of cool.
They had an introduction byLeonard Maltin Talking about,
like the history behind it andall that stuff.
It was kind of cool.
And it's Indiana Jones in thetheater.
Well, real Indiana.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Jones in the theater.
Well, real Indiana Jones in atheater, not the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Was it just like the DVD rip Did they?
Say it wasn't anything likeenhanced A blu-ray or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
They just put it up on a screen.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yep, I think we are one step closer to finally
getting the original trilogy insome format or another, because
they just did that BFI one wherethey found an original print
from back in the day.
And Kathleen Kinney was like no, that's just not day.

(02:23):
And Kathleen Kennedy was likeno, that's just not illegal,
Knock yourself out, bro.
So, oh, so you don't hate it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, it was always a George thing, George was always
the one that was like oh nolike.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
this version is my version.
Yeah, the the one where Lukescreams like a bitch when he
fucking made the decision tofall.
That's my vision.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't understand why they just don't have every
version on there.
Just pick the one you want towatch.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Hybrid version.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah, just go in and say original.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I want the Java scene , but I want Han to shoot first.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Right, just go in there and click all the
different things you want.
Life selector I mean, ifNetflix can do it with a whole,
choose your own adventure movie.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Disney plus what's up , but I want luke's lightsaber
to be green when he ignites iton the falcon, because fuck it I
mean why, not, you can mix allthat shit up I saw that on
reddit.
Somebody was uh somebody wasasking why like a revenge there
was.
It was like, uh, somebody hadlike taken a bunch of pictures

(03:28):
and like uh, cut them, likeprinted them out or had gotten
them somehow and had stuck themto like a lunch box basically,
and they were like, hey, checkout this box that I had from
when I was a kid, like it heldall my pencils and shit and like
, and immediately it was likewait, why is luke's lightsaber
red, invaders blue?
that doesn't make any sense,because it was one of those
where, like it was, like a superearly, uh, marketing and like

(03:53):
nobody else cared about the box,it was just 85 comments about
the fucking lightsabers and thefucking history.
And I'm like guys, like I meanit's parents weren't even born
then.
Okay, that that's how shithappened back then.
Yeah, no shit Like it, just solike they get fixated.
I think there's bed sheets withHan holding the lightsaber and
everybody's like, oh shit, Han'sgetting the lightsaber, but it

(04:14):
was just the Tauntaun, theTauntaun scene yeah.
Oh, so it was Empire, like ESB,and he's like in his hoth outfit
and they're like oh shit.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And then he's like oh no, no, nope.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, that's actually a lightsaber, was it?
What was the card from thedecipher game lightsaber
deficiency or something likethat where?
Like if you played it if theyhad the lightsaber and like
people on the board could usethe lightsaber, like all of a
sudden it like was minus two totheir ability or some shit.
And it was.
And literally Han, standingthere above the Tauntaun.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't remember that at all.
Was it from the card game?

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, the CCG.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I wanted that thing to do so much better than it did
it just.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, they just can't get Star Wars CCGs off the
ground.
Not at all.
I think a lot of them are likethat.
I think there's.
What they try to do is theyhave like this cookie cutter ccg
template that a lot ofcompanies use and then they say
star trek, star wars, lord ofthe rings, like, and they just
like, apply it to them, but yetlike, but they need to figure

(05:16):
out what's keeping pokemon andmagic going?
you need to find that and makeit star wars.
Put a chick in it, make it gay.
Well, they um well, theyreleased, I think, fallout,
because they had the Falloutcards for the magic right.
Yeah, they got magic.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
I think Final Fantasy 7 just came out.
All types of crossovers andshit yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well, so that's the trick, right?
Is that, instead of using,trying to create your own system
, use a system that's alreadybeen tried and true.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
What if?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
it's just a.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Star Wars expansion into Magic.
Yeah, somehow they're stillhaving Destiny tournaments,
which I don't understand,because I I tried to play that
and I just couldn't like it.
Just I don't know, my brainjust didn't connect with what
was happening and it didn't makesense to me.
Card games just go over my headanyways.

(06:09):
I do not have the patience forthem at all.
Put a controller in my hand.
Let me chainsaw someone.
Soon, soon, my son Soon.
Oh man, I mean, I guess youcould do it now, but as far as
stuff, that's new, right, soyeah, that's true, and what else
?
So we did that.

(06:31):
I don't think we did anythingyesterday, yesterday, we like
straight up, just Wait back up.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
No food like dinner, yeah, no breakfast in bed.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
We went to BJ's the last couple years we've been in
florida, right, and we justhappened to go to bj's on
father's day while we're inflorida and they give you a pint
glass it says happy father'sday.
Today said hoppy father's dayit wasn bunny, so that was weird

(07:02):
.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
They also use it on Easter.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a free pint glass, so whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
They've actually been using it since Easter.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
So it was like a week or two ago, my wife's like oh,
are we going to go to BJ's OnFather's Day?
It's kind of tradition, right.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, if we get up before, you're like, if we get
up before the girls.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
If we get up before the girls, we could visit it
twice, if you know what I'msaying.
So as it gets closer, she'slike are you sure?
I'm just like, well, I'm gonnathrow your ass now.
Yes, it's tradition, you saidit was tradition.
She's like it doesn't have tobe like nope, them words came
right out your mouth, right.
Tradition.
Now, what you mean?
Does it have to be like Nope,them words came right?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
up your mouth Right.
Tradition, now what you mean?
Does it have to be?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
on the way, even on the way of my uh the oldest,
like can we go to?
Like uh Hibachi or something?
I'm like Nope, tradition.
I said it does not have to betradition.
I'm like no, you said Is itoldest daughter's day.
Is it oldest daughter's day?
No, then shut the fuck up.

(08:08):
I mean, I like me some hibachi.
It was close.
I almost said yes, don't get mewrong.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
That's a good choice, however no, I'm trolling,
though.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, weirdly, lou also visited BJ's this morning.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
It's weird, he's not even my dad.
Lou did visit BJ's this morning.
That's not even a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
And he filled the pint glass, if you know what I'm
saying.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Did it make it to the glass?
Sorry, I'm not saying anythingabout old girl right there.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
man, I'm not saying anything about old girl right
there.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, I didn't make it to the glass anyway, so we're
good.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
And I'm going back to sleep, oh man.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
No, why am I so tired ?
Oh, I know, it's not even likesleeping?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
What?
No, I didn't even do that.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
That's a whole separate story.
I was too busy being madyesterday, just some bullshit.
But either way, it was BecauseI went out.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You were out drinking .

Speaker 2 (09:13):
No, that's what I'm saying.
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Really.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's what I was saying.
Like I said, it's a whole otherdrama.
We didn't get into that story.
I already got into it twice.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Good night everybody.
Podcast's over.
We didn't hear it.
Lose the team.
Nine-minute podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Bye the.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
After Hours of Vaguely Inconsistent Podcast
where you get all the tea.
We use names in this podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
This is that 10-minute shit that YouTube
likes.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I ended up not, but I did end up drinking.
Today, though, and I thinkthat's part of the problem.
I drink it today, and then thepizza.
I'm just so full.
I felt a For real.
I was out at 8 o'clock and Iwas like wake me up at 5, too.
Oh man, actually, wake me up atfive too.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh man, actually wake me up at seven and a half
minutes.
Oh, my God wake me up the rightway.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
For real Shit, an inch at a time, oh man, but no.
I don't know what I ate made mestinky, but I'm trying to get
up.
And then she's trying to helpme up.
Just push me right into my ownstink.
It was like come on now.
I was going to turn the otherway.

(10:33):
Man, don't help me.
You're not helping me.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's like she didn't even touch up on you.
She just like, nope, jump witha grenade, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Man, I get it.
It was my own, but damn, I knowbetter.
I tried to get to my own shit,your shit was stankin'.
I was trying to avoid myself.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
What kind of fucking pizza did you have, jesus?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Pepperoni and sausage .

Speaker 1 (10:55):
All right.
Well, there you go.
I guess, depending on thesausage, that could totally be.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I'm trying to think Holy shit, I think that's all I
had today.
I don't know.
Yeah, but it was just like me.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I tell you what, though, woke my ass real up.
It was like I'm awake now.
Those hairs are burning.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I got no nose hairs to burn, dog, it's just gone,
reverse chloroform.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You're like, uh, I just want to nope.
Never mind, I'm awake, let's go, come on I'm all.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm all you know washing up getting my hair
combed.
I looked over at my noseclippers and was like I'm going
to put you away, I don't needyou today, we are done.
Craziness.
Well, yeah.
So hit a couple of breweriesall today.
Didn't do it yesterday, so didit today instead.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
You call your dad or anything on Father's Day you
guys like is it a thing, or isit?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Not really.
I mean, I hit him up, but itwasn't like long conversation
like that.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, it never is, and I'm always the last one to
reach out.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Like my, my, I think my niece will reach out to him
first, and then my brother andthen me.
I'm like I ain't trying to beatnine o'clock in the morning.
Nah, man, I'll hit you when Iget you.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
As long as and dad at a place kind of halfway between
their house and my house forlunch and it was fine I didn't
realize he lived out there.
Yeah, holy shit, it's all upthere.
That's how come he went back.
Well, one reason, yeah, butyeah, so he ate His butt fell
asleep even though he has nobutt.
But it's endless amounts of funwhen we start talking about his

(12:26):
butt and then we're like howcan something that doesn't exist
fall asleep?
How?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
does that work?
That's a great question.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
And then I got a text like five minutes after we left
and my sister's like and he'sasleep, Hells yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is anybody shocked here?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Nope, here, it's point of being a dad and then,
uh, yesterday I went and saw thehow I met your dragon, uh,
movie oh yeah, yeah, wait, whicha full price uh, a friend
wanted to go and I was like,okay, she's super excited about
it.
So I was like, alright, it'sfine.

(13:07):
Sometimes you get pushed intothe ass, sometimes you want to
avoid it but you still end up itwas fine.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
I never watched the animated one.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was like was the live action better?
Her comment was it wasbasically the same except for
the dad wasn't as funny, that'sbecause it wasn't, uh, fucking
gerard butler, so it was yeah itwas yeah it was it?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
they got him live action yeah they got.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think they got the majority of the people who were
voice actors, shit, I'm gonnawatch it then the only one that
changed was the guy who did thevoice of the main character,
because they couldn't like.
He didn't look anything likewell.
Neither did the girl either.
Everybody's mad about that.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Well, they should be mad about that she's supposed to
be a blue-eyed blonde and theybrought in this quarter black
girl to come with brown eyes.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
It's like man, some bullshit they didn't make a
point, like there was no pointof that though, like it was fine
, like as far as that goes.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, that's fine, she's talking about the fans and
I'm one of them.
They should not have changedher.
It's like why is she?
If she's a viking, why is shenot?
You know, it was that.
I can't remember that vikingmovie that came out last year,
even before last, and there waslike no black people in it,
because it was in viking land,you know, hundreds of years ago.
There were no black people init.
It's like it's okay, no, it'syou know it's crazy lou.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Dragons aren't fucking real either.
Some of their black vikings inthis dragons are real.
Fuck you.
Dragons aren't real real either.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Some of them are black Vikings in this.
Fuck.
Dragons aren't real.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Fuck you dragons aren't real.
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I saw it twice already in Game of Thrones and
House of the Dragon.
Hello, it's in the name God dog.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
There's black people in House of the Dragon.
Is that the one with?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Kevin Spacey that one's weird, the black people
with white hair.
Kevin Spacey no.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't think there's Kids around, kids around to
masturbate.
It's not kids, it's just dudes.
They were barely under age.
They were barely under age.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I mean, I still ain't hating them and all he did was
sexually harass them.
Right, that's way better thansexually assaulting them.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Exactly.
That's why they call it aWeinstein and not a Spacey.
Yeah, exactly, although I thinkall the Weinsteins are legal.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
That sounds so dirty.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
So you don't want it to be called a Weinstein,
because then you know you'vedone fucked up.
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I mean for real, though You're like, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Did I just do a Weinstein Shit?
Nobody tell anybody Was that aWeinstein or a Cosby.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh, no wait, Cosby involves drugs.
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Weinstein drugged him .
He's like if you want this job,you gotta give me a job.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
How badly do you want this job?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Hand foot blow boob.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
It's your choice.
I'm not making you do anything,I'm just giving you an option.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Do you want to go back to Iowa and go back to
working at the diner you were atwhen we found you.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Didn't y'all watch that XXX?
Wait, didn't that happen in theboys?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yes, 100%.
Wait, Star-Lord or fuckingHomeowner's not the guy.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
You about fucked up right there, star-lord, wait,
wait, are you saying?

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Star-Lord's like the Kevin Spacey of the MCU, where?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
are you going with this?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Some people do be saying that Star-Lord's kind of
weird, super weird.
Well, I mean to be fair, hisfamily's fucked up, that's true.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Well, yeah, mom had cancer, died.
He got fucking sent to space.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Your dad's like a galactic being.
I mean, yeah, totally makessense.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
You were kidnapped by Michael Rooker.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
There's worse things to be kidnapped by.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
That's true.
Yeah, you're best friends witha tree Like your girlfriend's
green.
It's weird.
Maybe, your long lostgirlfriend is green.
You live inside some dude'shead.
It's weird.
Yeah, yeah, so you live insidesome dude's head.

(17:10):
It's weird.
Yeah, yeah, so the?
I don't think people go tofathom events very much, so we
get in there, sit down.
Litter malton comes on, moviestarts.
Hey, everybody's still walkingin like they're going to show
trailers or something I'm likenot for phantom events, people.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
They should start on time, yeah yeah, cinemark
rewards nothing.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
What did we go and see?
There was something.
It was like a phantom event,but it wasn't.
It was one of those where itwas like just the chain, because
there's a phantom events whichare nationwide and a bunch of
different chains, but then allthe chains have their own.
What?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
did you go see.
We went and saw something wait,the chains have their own
fathom.
Event thing like, like cinemamark does one, amc does one,
they have their own, I don'tknow yeah, they'll have their
own.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Like every thursday and sunday they'll show, like
you know, summer.
In the summer they'll showsummer movies.
In the christmas time they'llshow christmas movies and that
type of thing, but those areseparate from the fathom events,
I think, because those are onlyat that chain.
So okay I think the fathomevents are a little bit bigger

(18:14):
deal and they're also like Isaid at multiple theaters
like so they'll be at amc, regaland cinemark.
It won't just be at one, sothat's a.
That's the kind of confusingpart, especially if you want to
go see something and you're likeoh wait, is this like a
cinemark thing, or is it an?
Mcm thing and I can only go toregal if I want to see that one
or some shit.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah okay, all right then.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, maria menudo's needs to do a better job of
explaining that shit, right?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
although I did, I did learn.
I did learn was remember I toldyou I went to that that uh
blind secret movie thing, yeah,and I didn't know if that was
multiple theaters, like I went.
And then the next day a friendof mine was like, yeah, I went
to uh regal in longmont andwhatever it was like to watch
this secret movie, and it waslife of chuck.

(18:59):
I'm like, oh wait, I did thattoo, except I was at cinemark
and it was life of chuck.
So I learned at that time, you,you know that that was a group.
I don't know if AMC did it, butI know for sure Regal and
Cinemark.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
But I think that's similar to like a Fathom event,
like it's a more like thestudios just pushing the movie
out to kind of get some buzzbefore it actually comes out,
especially for, like, a movie oflife of Chuck which is going to
get completely swamped by themovies for the next month and a
half, like, yeah, I mean we haveF1.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
We have Jurassic park .

Speaker 1 (19:34):
The week after that we have Superman.
Two weeks after that we havefans.
Like the entire month of Julyis just fucking movie Banger,
banger, banger, banger.
Like it's kind of crazy.
I was looking at my Cinemarkrewards, you remember last week
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It was like 12 tickets to yeah, yeah, yeah, I
remember that I asked you whereyou were.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
It was at lunch.
When we were eating lunch Ilooked and said you have 16
pending tickets.
I'm like, oh, I guess we'regoing for double platinum this
year.
Mother fucker's going gonna bediamond by the end of the year.
Oh lord, so it was Indy.
We're gonna watch Megan DressPark and Superman.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So I'm like whatever, okay, okay, damn.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Little One made me buy her the Megan Popcorn Bucket
too.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Made you.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Was that her head, or something like that?
Yeah, it's her head, just likethe K-pop With the pink.
Yeah, the visor, but everyone'slike that's not Megan.
I'm like yes, it is.
Watch the trailer, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You don't know everything.
She's bigger.
I thought she liked that movie.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Obviously little ones more into it.
Well, honestly, that's fact, noit.
I thought she liked that movie,Obviously.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Little One's more into it.
Well, honestly, that's fact.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
No, but then I guess it's also the 50th anniversary
of Jaws, so they had, like thesecute little Jaws plushies.
And big one in her gang is um.
They call themselves Jawsbecause the first letter of all
their initials is spelled outJaws.
It's like oh, can I get four ofthem?

(21:09):
Oh, my god, wow, damn gettingfleeced.
Their dads don't love them asmuch as you love me right dude
for real though they were cuteplushies, though it's like it's
jaws.
And then he has, uh, one of thebarrels attached to him like on
a string, and the barrel saysjaws 50th on it, and it's
actually kind of cool.
You're like I'll take fivebecause daddy needs one too.
I did take five because littleone needed one.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh no I was like no, you got a naked bucket.
You take your pick, right?
You want the jaws or do youwant the make?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
but you know what?
There was one left on the shelf.
So I'm like fuck it, whatever,just buy them all out.
Hoard all the, all the fuckingjobs.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
So you got six?
No, there were only five.
Oh, OK, that's including that.
Ok, I'm all like damn this dude.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Four girls.
You're youngest than you.
That's six.
What do you know?
I didn't get one.
No, because they got me thatfucking Oculus VR headset for
Father's Day Was that a bitch tofigure out.
No, it wasn't actually Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I think my dad got one last year year before?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Is that like plugged into your PS five or something?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
No, it's no, it's standalone bro.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Yeah, it has like a little console.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, you'd like put it on.
There's a menu, there's a store, there's friend lists and it's
kind of cool.
None of the games aredownloading.
It takes fucking ever.
So it came with the batman game, which is cool as heck because
it's arkham.
So we'll see how that goes.
make sure you and then I dropped30 on star wars games, because

(22:37):
why not plural?
Yeah, so I downloaded the firstchapter of vaderortal.
There's three chapters total.
I only downloaded the first one.
And then there's one, talesfrom the Outer Rim, and you just
like chill on Black SpireOutpost and see what's really
going on without all themstupid-ass tourists there, and

(22:58):
you can go around and go seeplaces that you can't, yeah,
yeah.
And then there's a third one,isn't there?
They were promoting one atCelebration.
That's not out yet.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
You got both of those for $30?
.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Vader was $10 per episode, so that's going to be
$30 total.
Oh okay, galaxy's Edge one waslike $24 or something I like.
Whatever it is, it's Star Wars.
Just wait until we're paying$80 for a game, wait until
you're paying $80?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I don't know.
I will still play the same twothat I've been playing for five
years.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Until Gears comes out , and then you're like fine,
fine.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I got to work some Gears for free.
Gears is already out.
I didn't buy it.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
But no, it's cool.
I haven't done a lot of vr, butit was kind of cool it wasn't
horrible to set up.
Don't forget to angle your uhcamera for the living room to
where you can catch yourselfwhen you punch your tv or fall
over the couch.
Um, it actually there's asee-through mode, so like you
can still see your menu, but youcan still see your living room.

(24:04):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I like it.
That's for the AR stuff, rightyeah.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
But I guess the Vader itch the storyline.
It goes into why Mustafar goesfrom lava-y to like trees and
like those weird dudes that Kylowas killing.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
I just figured it was just a different part of the
damn planet.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, and I'm guessing it's canon.
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
And then I did try out the porn.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
so that was kind of cool.
That was actually the 30 bucks.
When you say these bit 30 bucks, it was porn.
Luxio is dressed up like SalmaHayek, from Dust Till Dawn.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Dust Till Dawn.
Yes, Now we're talking.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
I could have figured out how to fast forward, though
you know it starts out likeshit's boring.
Can we get to the part whereyou take your clothes off?
Right, get to the case and thenshe's like sticking her foot in
your face and you're like right.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a while.
I need to add that to the list.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Dust Till.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Dawn, yeah, just an old movie I haven't seen in a
minute, that's really good.
Good one.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
You know what I don't know.
I'm about to ask right now.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Do you love myself from Dust Till Dawn?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'd like to think yes is the answer to that.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I think it's.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I mean, I really like Hatefulful eight, but I think
from dust till dawns, maybe myfavorite tarantino adjacent
movie, because I mean it's arodriguez movie, but yeah, like
tarantino wrote it right or yeah, was a co-writer yeah he wrote
it.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, mine is natural born killers.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That doesn't surprise me at all I actually thought
that movie was just okay shitpodcast like, like, I don't get
me wrong, it's a good movie.
But when you start talking, oh,we can watch this or this or
this, it's like.
That's usually not on my list.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I have to be in the mood for it.
If I haven't seen it for acouple years, I'll throw it on
it's just relentless.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I mean, if it's on, I'm not sad that it's on, but
I'm just usually not picking it,that's all.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Angry could have been a school shooter.
Jack liked it a lot when he wasa teenager.
Yes, he did God.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Angry could have been a school shooter.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
That wasn't a thing when I was a kid.
These days, right, if Diablo 2didn't exist.
Right, you'd have to be thesedays, you'd have to be also
trans and write a manifesto, butwhatever I might write a
manifesto for fun nobodyunderstands you, so let's shoot
everybody else that makes nobodyunderstands jack at all, at all

(26:36):
hundreds of hours of podcastsand nobody we still love you, so
this is oh.
So this is the podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
This is your manifesto, this is my manifesto.
It's been happening for thelast 16 months, when I die.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
I'll put out like a cipher key go to this episode at
this timestamp and startwriting down everything, and
then you'll have my actualmanifesto.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
You need two seconds at this time, four seconds at
this time.
You piece it together, you getthe secret message.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
At 18 minutes and 37 seconds, say a sentence, the
first letter of every one ofthose words that I say in that
sentence.
Dude for real Every time Dukeand Lou Laugh at something I
said.
Manifesto.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
That was them laughing at me, not with me.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
I hate, them so much they're first on the list.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
He's wearing the shirt that I kept getting
complimented on last week, whichis a weird shirt to get
complimented on.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
It's a nice shirt, but unless you're like Star
Wars-y, it's a deep cut.
It would kind of go overpeople's heads.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, I can see it.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
It's not like you're like bam Vader.
It's like a weird-looking DeathStar over a pink moon.
It's like a weird looking deathstar over a pink moon.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
What was I fuck?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was somewhere and I think I had my backpack and it
has the tattooing luggage tag onit and the guy's like man,
that's a cool luggage tag.
And I'm like bra the shirt.
And he's like oh, oh, shit,dude, that that shirt's cool,
like right you're complimentingthe wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Don't worry about the backpack.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, eyes down here, motherfucker.
But I mean the shirt.
It's like one of the mostsubtle star wars shirts really
like, because otherwise you'rejust like oh, that's a funky you
know weird color comic bookyeah I'm just glad it has pink
in it so I can rotate between myother pink shirt and salmon
shirt.
Now I have three it's likeprobably the closest thing we're

(28:29):
ever going to get to WatchmenStar Wars crossover probably,
although I don't know Roosevelthasn't knocked anything out of
the ballpark since that alienshirt that's like.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Oh my god, half to half everything is like.
I'll get it on sale whichaliens shirt the full panel with
the xenomorph on it.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I went for that bitch to come back in stock.
I don't order that bitch sofast.
I don't even use the discounton it.
You can take the full price bro.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I ain't going to risk that extra four seconds to put
my code in.
A lot of times I'll have thatshit copied and pasted copied so
I can paste it.
Because a lot of times I'llhave that shit copied and pasted
, you know, copied so I canpaste it.
It was like uh-uh, that stilltakes too long.
That shit will sell out.
It was too good.
It'll be back.
I like their tiki shirts.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Their tiki shirts were super cool.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
You know what?
I didn't even look at thosethings.
You guys were talking aboutthem, but I was like eh.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I was like nah, that sounds like Hawaii, which sounds
like sand, but it's not yourjam though, which is fine.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
For real.
I'm sure the people who likegeeky shit.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Anytime you can skip a Roosevelt drop, it's a good
day.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Right for real.
Didn't you say you liked threeof them, or something?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, but the.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
The one that he really liked was like gone.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, the blue one was already.
By the time I looked at it itwas already at large and smaller
and I was like man, I kind oflike that red one.
Yeah, so I picked up the.
I'm going to wait for the redone to go on sale, because that
one didn't seem like it wasmoving.
The other ones already hadsizes that were gone.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I think it's $12 more .
That's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh, because it's the bamboo one Bamboo.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Eh, whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I picked up the green one and the purple one.
I really like the purple one.
I like that.
It's super, like it's very,very chill, like it's very
subtle.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
The purple one is that greenish-looking one.
That's disgusting.
I want to know part of that.
The blue one with the turtle isnot terrible, but if I were to
be forced to buy one, it wouldbe that red one.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That red one looks cool.
You can get matching shorts.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I saw it.
I just scrolled down and waslike, oh damn, they got shorts
for this negro.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Their refresh this week didn't really seem to have
a whole lot Are they on one StarWars shirt.
I think, yeah, the restock thisweek wasn't great.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Wasn't there a drop today?
Did I miss a drop today thismorning on the app?
I think so.
I didn't get a.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Usually I get the notification.
The one that they're promotingright now is oh, the stuff that
they're promoting right now istheir athletic wear stuff that
they just came out with.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, those shorts they have shorts and shirts that
they just came out with.
Yeah, those shorts, they haveshorts and shirts.
I thought I saw something inthe Facebook group that there
was one of those drops thismorning.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh, the Saber schematic is the one that got
refreshed, yes, oh.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Which is a good shirt .
Yeah, I already got that.
I don't care.
I want nothing to do with Bob'sBurgers.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
They were asking if there would be a Star Wars drop.
They usually do Star Wars dropson Father's Day, clearly they
did not.
Yeah.
I mean, but they did two prettybig drops right around May.
The 4th right.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's weird.
They didn't do that becauseit's a tradition.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Right BJ's and a Roosevelt drop, Come on bro,
let's go y'all.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, I'm not into bob's burgers.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Enough to yeah I mean , oh, did you ever?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
pick up my five jaws plushies later.
Uh, what is?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
a oh, did that old girl get the polo?
I thought you got the polo lastyear at comic-con april, was
that the?
Hoodie.
Like was it the hoodie.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
There was one of them Of what.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't remember it was one of the Star Wars ones I
think that she liked, but itwasn't in their traditional.
It was one of their.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
It was the golf line the golf shirt that was on the
other side.
Yeah, it was the Ahsoka one.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
And what does she think of the golf shirts?
Because I mean, I've nevertried one on or even felt them
to see how they feel differentthan Isn't that the same as my
Vader one, the golf shirt.
Yeah, yeah, they're nice.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
They're real nice.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
They're nice Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I wish I had more.
Let's put it that way.
I just don't want to pay abunch of that to wear that shit,
but actually I wear it aboutevery other week to work, though
I it's very comfortable, verycomfortable.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Jack, did you get your Flavortown shirt?
No, I skipped all those who thefuck asked for a Guy Fieri line
of shirts.
Seriously, guy Fieri, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
That is a good question.
What was that about?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
man Early 2000s call they want their TV show back.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
For real, y'all missed it on that one.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I will say, though, when we go on road trips, we do
look up the list of his diners,drive-ins and dives, and we will
stop there.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Hey, it was a good show.
I mean I ain't going to arguethat, but I ain't trying to get
his shirt.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Right, yeah, I'd be curious.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Like three ropers.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
It was like, oh nope, he had like three ropers, but
yeah, uh, yeah, and I'm allabout that and was yeah, exactly
no, I would be curious aboutthe sales numbers of that, you
know, because I feel like theguy fury, I feel like those
types of lines should be likehyper limited, maybe even like
numbered or whatever, like thenthey would sell.
If you're just like, hey, we'rejust putting up a line of
shirts I know they've done acouple youtube in uh, youtube
personalities, the same type ofthing where you're like if you

(33:56):
like the show, like if you likewatching the youtuber, that's
great.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
But I don't think you need to like mass produce them
to have, like you know, yeah,have them be up for a week
paging mr morrow people I'mtrying to figure out how they
wait, how they could number, Iguess the tags, but are they?
Are they going to be numberedwithin size as well, or is it
just they start with x, x, smallas one, they work their way up?

(34:22):
I don't like that.
I think they have to do anumber within size like I have
one through a hundred of extrasmall, and you know, so on and
so forth.
I think it has to be that way.
I mean it's still be, but it'llstill be limited regardless,
right, yeah, yeah absolutely, um, but I'm just trying to think
it was like could they do that?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
I guess, I guess, I guess that wouldn't be terrible
you know, the only way you wouldbe able to really do it is if
you numbered it afterwards.
Right, you just numbered it inthe order that the orders come
in no, then how are you going toput that on the shirt?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
going to put that.
You do that after the order isput in right.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, no, oh.
So you want them to wait sixmonths to get their shirts?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, no, no.
I'm sure they have ways ofdoing that in the flow, right.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I think the cost would not be worth it, because
then they'd ask okay, here'syour orders.
Then you have to have somebodygo in and track the order.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
But every time you ship a shirt you throw a card in
it says oh, you got shirt oneof whatever you got shirt two of
whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, but then you can't show it off.
You're going to walk aroundwearing your shirt and have the
card in your wallet.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Hey look mine's number 37.
In the breast pocket you getone of those card protectors.
Yeah, they, yeah, they give youa little plastic card that you
just hang it from yourroosevelt's lanyard there you go
maybe do something on thesleeve.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
That'd be kind of cool I mean, like I said, I
would just want to attach to theshirt, like the little tag they
have, the roosevelt's tag atthe bottom.
I'd want it on that, whichmeans I'd have to do it ahead of
time.
Or I mean again, I don't wantto wait forever.
It's like now we have to goback and cross-reference the
shirt.
It's not worth it cost-wise forthe labor to do that.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
They're little Chinese kids.
Nobody cares, that is true.
They don't pay a whole lot.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Like buying an iPhone , I guess.
A bunch of littlefour-cent-an-hour workers.
You have to pay an extra dollarfor your shirt because of that.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And just like that they're rich.
I will say that the uh, thebamboo shirts that I have are
super comfortable.
So yeah, I haven't heardanything bad about them.
They they're a little wrinklylike they're.
They're um, I, I definitelythink you probably those are
ones you might want to iron, uhlike on super low heat or
whatever.
But I don't dry my shirtsanymore.
I put them in the washer andthen I just hang dry them,
because they dry pretty quickanyways.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
And I know the bamboo .

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hmm, yeah, because the one you're wearing right now
.
I washed it the other day and Ihung it up.
I guess what's today Sunday?
So Friday I washed it and thenhung that thing up and was like
dude, it's like an hour later itwas already dry.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, because I think if you wash and dry them, the
collars have a tendency to getrolls in them, like my Yoda one
has a big roll in the neck, Ithink, from the fabric when it
was drying, like pinching Thenhanging it.
You also then don't have toiron the collars because the
collars can have a tendency to.

(37:11):
But I mean that's shirts ingeneral, that's not anything
specific to Roosevelt's Boom.
You didn't know you weregetting home ec on Vaguely
Inconsistent this week, did you?
I know, huh Bam, hang yourRoosevelt's kids.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Home ec ninth grade first semester, majored it for
three semesters.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I know how to bake a loaf of bread.
Boom Before the pandemic Right.
I knew how to make sourdoughwhen it was a thing that people
would look at you weird about.
Oh, and you learned to play aguitar too, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Did we have any bamboo shirts from Celebration?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
One of the chewy ones were so that one shirt they
released two of yeah With thelittle chewy on it.
So one of them was bamboo, yep,that's the one I have.
And then I ended up gettinganother one as well.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I don't remember which one I had to look, the one
where he's like sitting on arock or something under a tree.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's the one where it's just a
bunch of little pictures ofdifferent scenes yeah, you got
it for Homegirl, but you didn'tget the full one.
And then that one had thefold-over button cover.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh yeah, to cover the thingy.
Did I get that for her?
I don't remember Shit.
She got so much shit.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I got that for me.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I know she got the big one.
We all got the big one.
We're wearing that to SDCC gotthe big one we all got the big
one because we're wearing the.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
SDCC, let me know what day and I'll wear it the
same day.
So then, at least I'm there andin spirit.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Alright cool.
Oh, you're right.
One day, the moment of Zen.
I'm looking at it now.
It was Saturday one day, andthen the other one was Friday.
The Friday was the bamboo oneand then Saturday was the
regular version.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, I have both versions I don't know I picked
up both versions you can.
You can tell the differencethere's a hundred, it's a
hundred percent difference, likethere's they're they're very,
very, they're the bamboo.
One's a little heavier, um, butit also feels more comfortable,
like it's more like the newflex is fine, like it's, it's
good, but.
But the bamboo just feelssofter.

(39:09):
But it's a little thicker, it'snot as thin as the Nuflex is
Nuflex, that's what they call itCunoo, canooflex, I don't know.
The problem is when he wears hisbamboo ones, the fucking panda
bears follow him everywhere.
Yeah, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Problem, I can't go to the zoo oh, it's good to cut
up for my ramen, it's true, okay.
So yes, she has seen from dusktill dawn, but it's been years
time to fix it well, now I'masking if she got that chewy
shirt with all the pictures onit, because I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Did I get you that shirt?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
It's almost two months ago.
I just kept buying shit.
It was like oh, why is yourbill higher than mine?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
It seems like years ago, when I was going through
getting ready to pack to move toDisney, one side of my suitcase
was just full of fuckingRoosevelt bags.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
They were not all mine.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah Same.
I was repacking to head home Iwas like no, she only has the
one.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Really, she only got the big one.
I thought we got the little onetoo.
She got the pixel ones, though,right yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
She got the Chewy and the purple pixel one for sure I
got the Han Solo one, the Chewyone and Pixel one.
For sure I got the Han Solo one, the Chewie one and the.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Bounty Hunter.
Yeah, I got Han Solo in bothversions of Chewie and then the
two versions of the Chewie, thetiny Chewie.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Shit, I think I got all of them, except for that
Ready to Assemble one?
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I was so not a fan of that one, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Was that a droid one?
I don't even remember that.
No, it was like uh, old school,like 70s, like model kit boxes.
I just, yeah, I wasn't feelingit gave them enough of my money,
I might have got the pixel one,but I think when I was looking
at the pixel, when they'dalready sold out of my size so I
was like, all right, well, wasnot meant to be I was gonna say,
there was one where you oh, itwas a jacket, that the jacket

(41:09):
jacket.
When my friend got the jacketand he was like, oh shit, this
is the bomb.
I was like, oh, all right.
And then I was like in line asthe guy pushed in front of me to
like cross it out, and I waslike, motherfucker, there we go
talking about japan again.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I was just gonna say I thought we were supposed to be
done with celebration.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Everybody drink, we're talking about Japan again.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Shit, what else.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
I miss you Lawson.
I miss your chicken nuggets.
I miss your lemon chickennuggets.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
At least I can get pokey sweat down the street.
That's good Small victories.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
We didn't do shit yesterday.
Wow, I swear I did come out tothe casita because, as we talked
about last week, the AC wentout again, so they had to cut
into the wall in the closet.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Oh yeah, you thought it was a leak in there.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, so you had to pull everything out.
Did you have a bunch of stuffin the closet?
Well, in there, yeah, so youhad to pull everything out.
Did you have a bunch of stuffin the closet?
Or well, my wife had everythingout, so that was her problem.
I had to put it all back in.
How much trouble did you get inwait?
When did you buy this?
You're just kidding.
Thankfully it's all still in uhmoving boxes, so we're good.
The only thing that was out ofthe box was the proton pack, if

(42:26):
you knew about that so was thatthe?
problem.
I would have loved to have beena fly on the wall during that
text thread.
Hey, when the fuck did you buythis?
How much was this?
Pictures and question marksyeah, no, it's all still in
moving boxes, so we're good.
Oh, good, good.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Well, was that the problem?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
So far.
I'm nice and chilling here now.
So did they find a leak or didthey just replace?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
everything in the wall.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You said they found a leak.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
They already replaced the compressor once.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, so they came out and they fixed that, so I
had to put everything back.
I took my time, though I thinkI emptied a couple of boxes too.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
So it was productive.
So what they?
Cut open your wall, fix theleak, patch up the wall.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, yeah, patched it and painted it Repaint.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, damn.
All on Friday.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, yeah, no, maybe it was Thursday.
Friday.
Yeah, I think they were hereThursday for the air conditioner
.
On Friday they came back to fixthe wall.
And is this somebody that workswith the prop?
Do you have a home warranty onyour stuff?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, it's still all under warranty because the house
is still.
I'm gonna say it's part part ofconstruction.
And a lot of people will tellyou that whole one year thing.
That's bullshit.
They just try to convincepeople of that.
Usually state law has trump forlike, uh, uh, what's it called
construction defect?
You may have a one-yearwarranty, but you still have
construction, different rights,defect rights, and most people
don't know that.
So so when their year's up,they're like, oh sorry, it's on
our own now.
No, you take that shit todefect.

(43:53):
Because, especially if youthreaten I'm going to talk to
all my neighbors and we're goingto go through a full-on
construction defect for thebuild of this neighborhood.
They don't want to hear that.
So all you have to do is keepit quiet, stay on your side.
If, if the year's up, don'tmatter, still give them a call.
The moment they say, well, yourwarranty's up, you say, yeah,

(44:13):
but my rights for constructiondefect is not.
So you want to fix this, youwant to deal with the
construction defect.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Boom legal rights Vaguely inconsistent.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Thank you, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
This is the most educational episode we've ever
done.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
You better be careful .
Duke's going to hear that he'sgoing to think he's back at
fucking EDC.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I know, huh, let me go find some drugs.
Wait, no, not me.
I didn't do any, I don't Drugs,oh no, what?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
No, I passed there, let me go find some, as he just
turns left.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Pass, pass, pass.
That's me no.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I just know I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I pass the duchy to the left-hand side.
Oh, my god Glad the pool'scoming along, my friend.
He said Tuesday they'reallegedly kicking it all into
high gear.
They said they're coming out tostart the landscaping.
They're going to bring in theheavy construction to level
everything, get rid of all thebig rocks.

(45:13):
They said about three weeks forlandscaping, so we'll see, and
then they're going to do theinstall of all the kitchen stuff
at that point.
Then, yeah, yeah, yeah, they'regoing to dig up the sewage line
again, because we're going torun a sink next to the barbecue
so that one will be run to thesewage line.

(45:34):
The one by the pool they callit a French drain or some shit
where it just drains out intothe dirt.
So water only.
You can't put beer and fuckingsoda down there, or at least a
lot of it.
If you're hosing off the patioand somebody spills a soda,
that's fine, right, but yeah, sothe one by the grill will

(45:57):
actually be like a full-on sinkto pour shit down.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
And that plug.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah, that's the proper fucking route.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, why would you be wasting?
Well, you never know.
You get a drunk person whoopens a beer.
They don't finish it all.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
They forget about it.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Mm-hmm, that should be the only excuse for that.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
I just like the fact that I'll now be able to hop out
of the pool and just go hidebehind the casita and pee in the
French drain.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
And so I don't have to dry off to go in the house.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Wait, you're going to get out of the pool to pee.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Oh, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
What is?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
wrong with you I?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
may have been asked the pool.
Here People are like you'vebeen in the pool for like three
hours.
I'm like, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Swish, swish, swish.
I didn't drink anything.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Swish, swish, swish, not wrong, there's a purple next
to you.
I should do that.
Just put in some pee tablets,right, that would be kind of
funny.
Party foul, pee, pee, foul,wait, yeah, so hopefully that
comes along.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Never mind, I'll ask that later.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Like offline.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
We're definitely going to have to start doing an
after hours, vaguelyinconsistent, no, no no, that
would be crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
If it wanted to be edited, I would just go over and
like beep a bunch of shit out,just so it sounds like we're
doing something scandalous likethe jimmy kimmel, unnecessary
censorship, the hey, how are youguys doing?
How does my dick taste?
Wait what the delirium we knowhow it tastes salting yo hey I

(47:37):
mean I'm fasting and drinking aton of water now, so hopefully
it'll be by next december.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I'll be dialed in I was gonna say did you ever have
your follow-up appointment forthat other appointment?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
dude I've been.
I don't.
I'm trying to figure out, like,until after the fourth of july,
I just won't have time to bemiserable for fucking four days,
like that's really.
What it boils down to is likeI'm looking at my calendar, I'm
like, no, I don't have a windowthat I can not fucking eat food
for three days and not drinkanything but water, like it's
only a day and a half.
Come on no, they're gonnastretch it out longer because

(48:07):
they're like, oh, since itdidn't work this time it's going
to be like yeah, since he'sbacked up.
Yeah, wow.
He still has fucking HappyMeals up in there from his 10th
birthday.
Well, from all those He-Manruns for the toys, it's like.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I don't have time, you have time.
You still want to make the time?
It's okay, just say it, own it.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I'm just trying to find a window that I don't have
anything scheduled After the 4thof July.
Things chill out for a littlebit, so I mean not to talk about
Japan again, but we got thattoday.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oof.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I used it today and I ran the water.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I'm like, oh, I got to to go again.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I think I could go do a colonoscopy right now.
You know what that happened tome once, where it was like a
high, it was like turbo powerand it was like and then more to
see that that old zach and marymake a porno.
I finally get that scene nowyou get ready to hit the bidet
and like a little guy comes outand hands you out a little
fireman's helmet.
You're like wait, why is this?

(49:12):
Oh, it's because it's onfucking fire.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Hose level pressure right but yeah, that was great.
I was like, oh, there's more ofthat not anymore there's not.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
There's no drip.
Drip, you're like, and I don'teven need to clear my.
I don't need.
Not only is my nose hair isgood, my butt hair is also good
yeah, it's gone I didn't evenhave to get them bleached,
because they just got blown offit was power wash it's like the
youtube video, where they'relike you don't even see the
sidewalk until we get done withit, and you're like yep, that's

(49:46):
how that bidet was, oh yeah it's.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
It's like can I use that for my headlights?
I need to check it.
I can't see at night.
It's like I'll fix my carheadlights too.
Just blast away, y'all Justblast away.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I thought you said headlights and I'm like I need a
picture of a bunch of littleheadlights.
Like no, stop putting your headin the toilet, oh that is going
to be a scene in a movie.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Oh my God, that would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I will say that he's getting a swirly because it's
cleaning up all the headlines.
When we got married, we gotmarried at the Paris.
We're very fancy, so we're inthe fucking honeymoon suite or
whatever, and they have like aseparate bidet there, right?
So I'm like, oh, this is cool.
So I'm like playing, that shitsquirted me right in the face.

(50:40):
I turned my head, my glasses goflying off everywhere my wife
just fell over, just laughing,dying at me.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
That should have been a sign.
Never mind old wedding.
The right response right thereto die.
Laugh at you doing that.
That is the proper responseright.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
15 years later, we're still laughing about right, oh
my god, it's 20.
20 years, 20, really.
All right, congratulations budyeah, the 2020 uh 2005, so no,
no, it's august august, rightAfter your birthday.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Okay, august will be 20.
Yeah, god, dog man, that'scrazy Period yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah, whatever the years beforethat.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Seven before, so 27.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Was it seven?

Speaker 1 (51:20):
It was 1997.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
No 97.
97, dude Good lord.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
So that's 28 years then.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Wow, I gotta hear this story story what was taking
so long we were children atcollege.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
I mean all right, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I was gonna say ours.
Ours, because because we were,I mean, off and on, obviously,
but we started in 94, didn't getmarried until 06, but there's a
lot of.
Neither one of us cared.
It was like, eh not a big deal,pretty much.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
But yeah, no, we were in college and just working and
then we moved here so she couldbe a teacher.
Her parents, her mom, wasalways like you can't live in
sin.
I'm like have you ever moved toChurch Woman?
Sorry, what did you do?
You moved to Sin City.
You're like bitch.
Now we can, it's legal rightdouble sin, yeah, living in sin,

(52:15):
in sin city, yep okay, how wasit?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
was it a quick wedding, like what's it called?
The engagement to wedding?
Was that long or short?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
shit, I can't remember when we got engaged.
I can write that shit down.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Well, do you remember how it felt Like?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
as, in short, do you think it was a long, like, oh,
we didn't get married until twoyears later?
It was a few years?

Speaker 2 (52:39):
yeah, it was a couple of few years yeah, so in that
eight years, part of thatincludes the engagement.
Okay, okay, that's not bad.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I bet she knows you should text her right now.
When did we get engaged?
Shut up, she's watching Wicked.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I'm not allowed to bother.
Yeah, I was going to say assoon as she said she's watching
Wicked, I'm like nope, Nope, hebetter be dying For real.
It needs to be guaranteed itcan't be maybe.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, yeah, left side goes numb and good enough.
If we're not talking aboutResuscitation, then it's not.
Yeah, yeah, left side goes numband good enough.
If we're not talking aboutresuscitation, then it's not
good enough.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
If I don't got to get out the resuscitate order, then
we're going to have problems.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
You smell burnt toast .
You better taste burnt toast.
I don't want to hear none ofthat.
All of it's got to be exact.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Somebody burnt toast at work the other day.
When we come out of briefingI'm like does anybody else smoke
toast?
I think I'm having a stroke.
I gotta go home.
And everyone's like no, jack,what are you talking about?
You're like no, we'll call 911for you.
Your phone starts ringingYou're fucking calling me what
the?
Fuck Right.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
What is the nature of your medical emergency?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I smell toast.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I see that I would.
I would be a smart ass and Iwill.
That's what I would say.
I pretend I'm on star trek.
What is the nature of medicalemergency?

Speaker 1 (54:00):
uh, I, sometimes I have to ask that dude.
I'm like, what do you want?
I'm like, well, I'm like, no,you dialed 9-1-1.
It's lifestyle numeracy.
What do you want?
I'm like, well, no, you dialed911.
It's a lifestyle emergency.
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I just have a question, oh God no,
motherfucker, transfer Bye.
All right, let me transfer youto 311.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Bye, Felicia.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Is that police?
What non-emergency at 311?
It's like 811 or something.
Is 411 still a 411?
811 or something?
Is 411 still at 411'sinformation?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Yeah, 411's information 2-1-1 is called
before you dig oh, no, like no2-1-1 out.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Here is oh, is it 8-1-1 called?
Before you dig.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yes, 2-1-1 is like help us out of Nevada.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Copper.
Somebody's stealing copper.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Right no that's still 9-1-1, sorry, wait, what's like
Help of Southern Nevada, likefor assistance, homelessness and
medical stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Oh okay, I don't understand why you Okay, all
right, make it a little drughelp.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
That type of thing I don't know if that's a
nationwide thing or not, or ifit's just here.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
And then the suicide one was at 99 or something.
I thought they changed that too.
So they need a five.
So we're missing a 5-1-1, 6-1-1, 7-1-1.
All these open opportunities.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Let's just start telling that shit Shut the fuck
up and stop being a baby 5-1-1if you want Lou to tell you to
shut up and stop being a baby.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Why are you being a bitch man?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Lou's helpline.
What can I fucking help youwith?
I'm having a problem.
Are you now?
Are you?
I can?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
imagine me fucking 5-1-1.
Shit, oh, dude, I was about tosay it.
I was about to be Sam Jackson.
Real quick, I thought I was inJango Speaking of that.
Bleeps, bleeps, bleeps.
That would have been bleeps.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Lou, give him about 10 minutes and he'd be like
really that's your problem.
Number one I'm not hearing aproblem here.
And number two shut the fuck up, that sounds like a problem,
it's not my problem.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
You call for that shit.
You sorry ass.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Out of all the stuff on your soundboard, you didn't
have a beep.
Come on.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Right, this is 5-1-1.
You can call 7-1-1, which isI'm a bitch.
Oh my God, that would be sofunny.
The advertiser for 5-1-1 wouldbe Sam Jackson.
From what is that that snake?
Not the snakes they're playing,but the black bone snake, yeah,

(56:36):
that one where he's justsitting there looking all crazy.
Yeah, I swear, that's already me.
These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the, not my backyard.
Oh my god, what are they doingnow?
I just don't know how you canlive in an apartment.
These, if I can get off my lawn, these me the nimbie, not my
backyard.
Oh my god, that's already.
What are they doing now?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
foes right here I just don't know how you can live
in an apartment lou, because Ifeel like every single time you
hear a step or a noise oranything you'd be like you know,
I'm lucky that I have I'mlooking around right now I'm
lucky that I have like oneneighbor that shares like one
wall over here and then mybedroom.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Uh, one neighbor that shares one wall over here and
then my bedroom.
One neighbor there, the othertwo I'm on the corner.
I've rarely ever heard anybodyupstairs and then in front of
the bedroom, because above methere's a patio.
Every once in a while they openthat sliding door.
I'll hear that, but overall,dude, I don't hear shit, I just
don't.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
You'd be the one making most of the noise.
Well, I'm not the one makingmost of the noise.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
You know what I'm saying.
Well, I'm not the one makingthe noise, she is.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
They're like oh, we can't knock on that door.
That's where the black guylives.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You know what I've wondered that?
Sometimes he finds all kinds ofguns and shit in there, you
ain't even lying.
I've wondered if, like becausedon't get me wrong, you get loud
in that bedroom it that peopleare like, oh, there's somebody
going to knock on my door.

(57:53):
This was probably four, threeyears ago, and it was.
I wonder if they actually won'tknock on my door because they
know who lives there.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I mean, it's like they know who lives there and
it's like ain't nobody knockingmy door because the last thing
you need is piss me off.
And people in Boulder are likewe're not pissing off the black
guy in Boulder we're not pissingoff the black guy in boulder.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I, I know you have a, I know I know you have a strong
dislike of snl, but the mr thelatest mr robbins's neighborhood
was hilarious.
Like he's like kids.
Today I have myself a new tv.
We're gonna unbox it and then,like the people next door, come
and knock on the door and he'slike what?
And they're like um, we had atv and it said it was delivered
oh, what you think, because I'mthe black guy that I'm just

(58:31):
going to automatically stealyour TV?
Oh, my God and they're like no,no, no, Sorry, we're so sorry.
No, no, no, Sorry.
And then they hang up the doorand he's like guess what?
Kids?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Oh, wow, eddie Murphy .
And it's not like a dislike ofsnl, it was just they just
didn't.
They were just not as funnyanymore.
Like the 80s, 90s, snl wasfantastic, uh, but then they got
all lefty on me and it's gotless funny.
Everyone don't be wrong.
Every once in a while, thehouse of great ones I love the,

(59:04):
the, the racist count when thenews guys are trying to guess if
it's a like a black crime or awhite crime and they're like,
okay, okay, that was me.
This happened.
It was like oh, a bicycle was.
Okay, that's a white one.
You know that shit was funny.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
A box of donuts was stolen off.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
You know.
Or the one where the guys arereading their jokes from their
co-worker for the first time,those ones on the news fricking
hilarious, those are great, Uh,but usually it's racist shit
that they're talking about orwhatever, because those are the
funny jokes.
The other stuff they're talkingabout it was like oh man, bring

(59:43):
back the writers from thenineties, um, and get some real
jokes in here.
So it's not so much an.
Snl thing.
If SNL is funny I will watch it.
A quality thing, A lot of timesI'll have friends who watch it
and they're like, oh, dude,you've got to watch this one.
I'm like, all right, cool.
They're like, oh, it's SNL,it's not like, it's Nabisco,

(01:00:04):
Nabisco you've got to try thiscracker.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
No it Lou.
Have you ever passed up tastinga cracker?
Come on, let's be real.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Got him, got him.
I think, hold on, hold on, holdon, no, no, no, no, no, I think
.
No, that was a dream.
That was a dream.
No, that didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Or, in your case, a nightmare.
You're like no, no, no, I'mpassing this up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
And you woke up and you're like holy shit, I was
about to give up a good meal.
What the hell man, what aquandary I would be in.
What if I dropped some drawsand she had an Abisko tattoo?

(01:00:46):
What the hell am I?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
supposed to do.
It was an.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Abisko.
That's crazy.
And draws, and she had anAbisko tattoo.
What the hell am I supposed todo?
What's her name?
Was it Abisko?
Ah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You're like why can't you be Hydrox?

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
What the hell?
The thought of that's making mesweat.
What the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Why can't you be Montez?
Why do you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
gotta be an Abisko.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
No.
That's craziness, she won acontest and just has like a box
of, uh, like a tattoo of, like abox of wheat thins on your
thigh and you're like damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
It's like man you girl.
You were so cute too, maybe.
Maybe thanks for that lou.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
That was, that was.
I mean, that was like.
I mean I feel like MickeyMantle at the Home Run Derby
right now, where it's just likeone of those ones where it goes
into the yard like threebackyards out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Holy shit them dudes in the San.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Francisco Bay caught that one.
Yeah, that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Early was it late 90s , early 2000.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Barry bond's day is going on right now I'm just, I'm
pointing to everybody right nowlike man that's yeah, I can't
know, I'm not passing that up um, oh, my god.
There is a show on Apple TVcalled Murderbot.

(01:02:11):
That's pretty funny.
I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Murderbot.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
It has one of the Skarsgård brothers on it, one of
the more handsomer ones, but hebasically plays a.
I guess it's based on a book.
I never read the book.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
So not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Bill, then Not Liz.
Boyd no no, no, not Liz Boyd.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
The other.
I was like I know who it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
And not Peter, the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Eric Is it Eric.
No he played Eric on True Blood, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Yeah, he played Eric yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
So it's good.
It's based on a novel.
I guess the novel was prettybig, I'd ever read the novel but
he basically plays a securityuh like a security robot, like a
security droid that goes on aon a quest with uh, goes on a
quest with a group of people whoare kind of pacifist explorers
and don't really want him there,but they have to because that's

(01:03:09):
how the corporation works.
And the beginning of the showagain, this isn't spoilers,
because it is like literally thefirst thing that happens he's
able to like remove his ordisable his governorship, which
means he can needlessly murderor wildly murder if he wants to.
And then he realizes like why?
Why would he want to do that?
Because then then he would haveto figure out something else to

(01:03:30):
do.
He's like I could steal thisrover and leave them all here in
the middle of nowhere.
And he's like, but why?
Like, what would I do then?
And I'm like same, same, yep, Itotally, yep, I could totally
feel where you're coming fromthere.
So very dry humor, but that'smy type of humor, so I've

(01:03:51):
enjoyed it.
So far it's been pretty good.
We started watching White Lotus, ah yeah.
When I started I was hoping thatit would be weird, like weird
shit would happen, Likepoltergeisty stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oh wait, Season 1.
So you're on season 1.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
No, we're on season 3 now, oh wait, no, no, season
one.
So you're on season one, yes,okay.
No, we're on season three.
Now Shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Oh, so you started watching the last season, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, but you watched the other ones.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Or season three.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no we started.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
We're on season three now.
Okay, no, I was just like howfar into it.
Um, um, well, we're on seasonthree, episode three or four now
, but it's nice that you couldstart with season three.
You don't necessarily have towatch one and two to know

(01:04:39):
correct.
That's the one thing I doreally like about white lotus is
like yeah, if you have somebodylike I mean, there are people
that are crossover, but if youdon't know who they are, like
they make a very good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
It doesn't matter Exactly yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Yeah, there's.
There's nothing tying them towhat happened before.
Season two needed season one butI'm saying, like if you had
just started with season twolike they made a point on who
she was from the beginning, likethe like, so, so there was no,
like if you had no, what youwould get more out of the show
if you'd watch season one, sure,but like if you started

(01:05:14):
watching season three and yousee greg and you're like, oh
sorry, spoilers for people whohaven't watched the show, even
though it's been done for like acouple months now um, but you
don't know who greg is from,from, from lou one yeah yeah,
then you're it's, but.
But they do a good enough jobexplaining who he is at the
beginning there's somethinghinky going on with him.

(01:05:35):
Yeah, yeah, so you're not likewait.
Why is everybody?
They're focusing on this othercharacter who's not part of the
main cast.
Why are they doing that?
They do a good job ofexplaining who he is.
I will say I didn't even seePapa Malfoy's dog, though,
explaining who he is.
I will say I didn't need to seepapa malfoy's dong, though.
That shit was funny.
I didn't even see it, though,and uh, and and baby
schwarzenegger's schwarzenegger.

(01:05:56):
I haven't got that far yet.
Oh sorry, never mind spoilers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
I haven't seen any of it, so I see schwarzen penis.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Um, it's I.
I'm enjoying it, though.
I mean it.
It's character drama, so I'mgood with that.
I think I was expecting weirdshit to go on Murder mystery
kind of stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Still too early, apparently.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Season 3, it doesn't start out like the other two
seasons, with a body.
It does, and then you're like,who is that?
And then it goes.
Oh, one week earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I was going to say, was it another?
We don't know whose body it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Yeah yeah, we don't know who it was like a somebody
got shot.
I enjoyed it, but I also likeRick a lot, so I was very happy.
She is the fucking man.
Mr Underappreciated Guy's beengrinding for fucking 30 years
and is finally getting hisflowers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Man, I don't even know if I've watched anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
really I don't know if I'm watching anything, you
know what I'm watching old stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I introduced a little girl to coupling.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Never heard of it.
Is that like talking?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
It's not quite, not quite, that's that's like Say it
again Cuckling.
Cuckling.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
yes, I'll sit over here in the corner while you
watch this show.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Four seasons of British Friends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Okay, coupling, and it's pretty damn hilarious.
No, isn't it.
It's coupling right.
Yeah, that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Coupling, coupling.
There is no E after the L.
It's not coupling, it iscoupling.
It changes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
You need to beep all that out If it's a coo, then
it's coo-ling.
All you hear is the beginningof him like coo-ling.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
All you hear is the beginning of it Cuckling,
coo-ling, coop-ling.
It could be any of those ASMR.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
I still prefer cuckling.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
What it cannot be is cuck-ling.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
I mean it could be if you put an E in there.
It's like when people sayreal-iter, it's real-ter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Real-ter.
What about the?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
difference between yeah, real masonry and masonry
missionary man if, if the guyshows up at the front door and
say he needs a missionary inyour backyard, you've hired the
wrong guy.
Well, I mean, you are in Vegas,so I guess there is a 50-50
shot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Yeah, that did happen .

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
This is why the pool is taking so long, because they
keep showing up and doingmissionary instead of missionary
work.
That's why there was still ahole in the wall.
Because the masonry didn't comefor his missionary Because the
mason didn't show up, yeah, todo his masonry.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Didn't come for his missionary Because the mason
didn't show up, yeah, to do hismasonry work.
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Oh Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I think there's a couple TV shows that are coming
back.
I don't Summer.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
It should be September until new shows come
Don't get me wrong.
Some networks do summer theshort season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
There are some summer shows, I don't know.
Strange New Worlds comes back,I think beginning of July.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Yeah, first week of July.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
I'm really upset that the last season's only going to
have six episodes.
What last season they going?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
to have six episodes?
What?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
last season.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
They've got like three more seasons, two more
seasons and then the last season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
It's supposed to be five seasons Two more Two and a
half really.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
They just finished.
Two, right, so we have three.
Four, so they have three andfour, and then the last season,
and then they wrap it up in five.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
They already said, the last season's only going to
be six episodes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
That's fine, as long as it wraps it up properly.
I don't care, you can do it inone episode if it's done right.
Just make sure you do it right.
That's all I care about.
I mean, they could also justmake seasons three and four and
combine five into it if theyreally wanted to.
So I'll be happy you're gettinga fifth season.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
It'll be a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
British season of six episodes, but still, but still,
because coupling, coupling notcoupling coupling is also or
cooling or coupling is alsocoupling.
Six or seven episodes a seasonCoupling.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Let's see what do we have coming up.
Are you guys excited about thelast season of Squid Game?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I didn't watch the first season, I didn't watch the
second season, yet I didn'twatch the first.
I didn't watch the secondseason, yet I didn't watch the
first, so whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
But now you can binge it all at once.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
I haven't even seen season five of Yellowstone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
We have what?
Two weeks before Ironheartcomes out, they just dump it.
Good lord, it's like threeepisodes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
We have nine days, three episodes and then three
more episodes a week, so fourdrops total.
Because I guess they think itsucks, so they have to do it
that way, like Echo.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
Trainwreck a look at one of the most gripping,
bizarre and sometimes horrifyingevents that once dominated
mainstream.
What the heck Trainwreck?
Okay, I mean, I might checkthat out Like those Faces of
Death movies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
I was going to say so , Faces of Death came back
around.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
That's exactly what I was thinking bro.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
As soon as he said that, I'm all like oh so Faces
of Death is a thing again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
That was a good series, and South Park also
comes out on the same day.
Faces of Death.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Oh, south Park, yeah, season fucking 27.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Dude, I can't believe that's only like eight episodes
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
It's been like that the last couple years, though,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I saw that they changed it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
They picked their target.
They're going to make fun of itin pop culture.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Run it out and call it a day, yep, and we'll see you
next season.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Dexter Resurrection Hell.
Yep, and we'll see you nextseason.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Dexter Resurrection Hells yeah, another one, jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah Well, the last one that came on earlier this
year was a prequel to how westarted yeah.
This one's a sequel, because hedied again oh my God.
In the last revival season.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I haven't seen that yet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
Now he's going to this one.
He gets an invitation from theserial killer aficionado.
He invites all these serialkillers to New York for some
serial killer competition.
I don't know, it's Dexter.
I'm going to fucking watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
I haven't seen.
After the main series ended.
I haven't watched anythingafter that.
Do I need to?
Is it good?

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
I enjoyed it, if you liked De dexter, aside from how
it ended, which was kind ofbullshit right and off, uh, but
dexter res, no new blood orwhatever the fuck it was.
That one was good and um theprequel the prequel was good was
good okay, the casting and theprequel was spot on dude.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Okay, I'll have to give it a shot then.
Christian Slater ChristianSlater played his dad right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Foundation.
I don't know what that is.
I think it's based on a bookseries.
Sounds like masonry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
What's the little blurb?
Based on the award-winningnovels by Isaac Asimov, this
story chronicles a Band ofexiles On their monumental
journey to save humanity andrebuild civilization amid the
fall of the galactic empire.
As an 86 on rotten tomatoesfall of the galactic empire I'm
guessing that's.

(01:13:25):
I mean, maybe it's star wars,but probably not.
Maybe star wars adjacent, notif it was asimov.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, this is the non-Skywalker.
Asimov.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Not non-Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
Ask him off.
That's what I did to myselfearlier.
Ask me off, they'll feel theburn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Sandman Either of you guys watching Sandman Comic
book one?
Yeah, I don't like that.
It comes out on July 24th soyou guys will probably get inund
that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
The comic book one.
Yeah, you guys, it's July 20th.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
It comes out on July 24th, so you guys will probably
get inundated with shit atComic-Con for that Likely.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Why 24?
No, it'd be too late for thatright.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
No, they still talk about it, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Plus they'll be promoting it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Oh, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
That's a good point.
Point it'll be, there'll be afan you'll.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
You'll have they'll have like, uh, keep yourself.
Yeah, they'll.
You're right, you'll have swagfor that one of the bags or
something.
Yeah, uh, twisted metal seasontwo.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Jack did your hell yeah hell, yeah, I'm all about
that.
That was a good one, that wasfun.
That's where I, that's where Ilearned in season one where you
should kill somebody for notpicking up after your dog.
It was from watching that showbecause that happened and again,
I guarantee nobody else willnot pick up after your dog.
It's just a perfect punishment.
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
We have Wednesday Season 2.
Did you guys watch WednesdaySeason?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
1?
.
I didn't realize it was comingout already, but yep, I'm down
for it.
Alien Earth Hells yeah, I didnot know too much about that
until recently.
A girl brought it up and I waslike whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
It has Oliphant in it .
I don't give a fuck.
Oliphant and Aliens Done thatman is handsome.
The Terminal List, season 2.
Do you guys remember theTerminal?

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
List.
Oh yeah, I watched that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Chris Pratt.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
His family gets murdered and yeah, well, yeah,
but because he didn't die,because he was, she was trying
to find out what was going on.
That was a great.
That was a great series.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
Like he got accused of being the killer first, right
and then had to, but then he hecouldn't he couldn't Well, but
I mean used his, his.
They used his memory, his foggymemory, against him for that
right like so the whole seasonwas him like putting the pieces

(01:15:41):
back together.
Um, peacemaker, season 2 hellyeah you have to watch it to
watch.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Superman to understand Superman.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Gen V, season 2 Hells yeah, let's see what's this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
The lowdowns.
That's straight as BET plus.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Then October.
I mean we're in October nowMarvel Zombies October.
How many times have you calledyour cable provider To just have
them get BET off your?

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yeah, you can do it yourself.
You can just go to the channeland you can remove it.
When you change up and down,it's not even there.
You can do it yourself.
I learned that day when I gotmy cable.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff that's like TBD, but
yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Got some stuff coming up between what's TBD.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Yeah, we stuck my name.
We passed August and shit andthen September.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Oh, that's like regular season.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Yeah, it's stuff where they've announced it, but
they don't have a date for it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Yeah, the only thing that's far out is online.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
They're like, oh, we're going to have season two
of this show, but it's probablyeven still in production.
I'm guessing a lot of it isyeah, like Fallout's in like
December or some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I thought Fallout was next year also.
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
No, it's December.
Cool cool, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
That was good.
Hey, right around time for youto take your trip to Stateline.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Right Ugh, that's gonna be a busy weekend, so
that's like's a three-day show,three-day con.
But also that designer con thatRoosevelt is coming here for is
that weekend.
Oh damn You're going to bedoing a lot of driving.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
You're going to be beat the hell up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I'm like maybe we'll just get a room at Buffalo Bills
and we'll just stay there forthe weekend.
Maybe we'll just drive intotown, do the con and then go
back.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah, that's not bad actually.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Maybe the shirts will suck, but I'm hoping they do it
floral.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I'm hoping for a floral and golden knights colors
.
I don't want raiders If you doa floral and golden knights
colors sold.
Or what about aces?
Would you do aces?
Because that's like purple,like a light purple and a light
blue no, that's just silver andblack bro is it colors?
Yeah, yeah, once which team wasit?
I thought one of the w I thoughtone of the wnba teams had like

(01:18:06):
a purple and like the jerseyswere black but like the outline
of the of the numbers and namewere like pipe.
It were like piping purple andblue piping.
I thought that was the Aces.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
No, minnesota's purple, but I thought they were
white and gray or something, notblack.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Atlanta's black and red, that'd be hilarious if it
was green and yellow becausethey're like oh, we thought the
A coming right oh, that's funnythose are already supposed to go
on sale soon.
The psls are supposed to go upsoon, are you?
Are you guys gonna get them?

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
because I can't, I don't enjoy baseball that much I
will go on star wars night andfunko pop night 81 games you'd
be selling a lot of tickets yeah, yeah, no, not interested
enough baseball tickets.
At least always get cheapenough, I mean so it might be
crazy there because firstprofessional baseball team, but

(01:19:04):
yeah it might be, but it'll yeahI don't know, I don't think
it'll be horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's so so the uh savannah
bananas are in my youtube feedand it's hilarious to me.
It's like for them to go tolike angel stadium, which hasn't
been sold out in fuckingdecades just, and then they show
up lately.
People are fucking hanging fromthe rafters and shit and I'm
just like that's crazy to me,like they actually had to bring

(01:19:31):
all the ushers in instead ofjust five.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Actually, I lost the raffle for that here in Denver,
but my niece won, so I'll beable to go to that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Nice, we'll have to do a podcast where you talk
about your experience, becauseit looks like it's a very
different experience than just anormal baseball game.
The Harlem Globetrotters ofbaseball are some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Yeah, my ex and her mom went last year.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I'm going to go visit her, hold on she's like hey,
y'all.
She don't live too far away.
She don't live too far away,cuckling happening Cuckling.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
So they went last year.
I mean, I knew a little bitabout it, but I got the
experience.
I was watching the game on tvwhen they were at the game and
I'm like that looks fun as hell.
So I signed up and tried failed, but, like I said, my niece got
through, so I'll be able to goin the background they actually
had roosevelt's for him a coupleyears ago.
Oh snap, yeah, the for thebananas, yeah that's super cool,

(01:20:31):
but they but you're right, theylook fun, they look just
straight up fun.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Actually, when the girls were at Disney without me
a bit ago, they had a whole bigSavannah banana thing.
I guess obviously when theysold out Angel Stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
Yeah, that'd be a fun one.
So if you get an opportunity,they're out there.
Sign your stuff up on the list,go.
All right, have your stuff upon the list, go, have a blast
because they both of them thatwent last year both of them were
just raving about how much funthey had All right, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I think, Roosevelt took us up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Right for real.
The only downside is, like youknow, summer hot Right Outside.
I'm going to be Japanese andget an umbrella.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
But hey Lou, at least there won't be any sand.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
That is true.
Why you don't watch Sandman?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Just in case, I will work on getting the list of
trailers for the rest of theyear out so we can talk about
that next week.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Where are we at right now?
We got Ballerina Woods lastweek.
No, you said TV shows.
You were giving us TV shows.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
No, no, no, I did movies way earlier, so like next
week is F1.
The week after that is JurassicPark, the week after that is
Superman.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Superman is like the week after, the weekend after,
when's 28 years later.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
What's that When's 28 years later?

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Oh sorry, 28 years later is next week F1's.
In two weeks That'll be in2053,.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Lou, Wait what I didn't hear what you said 28
years later, 2053.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
What did you say though?
Oh, 2053.
Okay, that's the part.
I missed the 2053 part.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Alright, let's see real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
And then, yeah, smurfs, don't forget about
Smurfs?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Oh yeah, I'm going to forget about Smurfs.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
This upcoming week is Elio.
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
person.
Oh, Elio that dude's going tobomb.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Elio's going to bomb Elio.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Elio.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Then, 28 years later, that's this upcoming week.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Then F1.
Yeah, then F1.
That actually starts onWednesday.
Early access.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
That's weird.
Oh no, july 4th weekend right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
So they're just getting ahead of it.
Megan 2.0, the same.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Also July 4th weekend , the weekend before.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
We have tickets for the 30th or something for Megan.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
What's July 4th weekend?
What's the Wednesday drops forJuly 4th weekend?
The weekend before.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
It's coming out the week before.
We have tickets for the 30th orsomething for Megan.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
What's July 4th weekend?
What's the Wednesday drops forJuly 4th weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Jurassic World is the big one for the actual 4th of
July.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
That's the only one, that's Wow.
Okay, I could have sworesomething is going up against
Fantastic Four at the end ofJuly.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I was surprised.
I was like why are you going upagainst, then, superman comes
out on the 8th.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Okay, I'm sure that's doing well on pre-sales.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
I know what you did last summer the sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Oh boo next Hell yeah .

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Fantastic Four is coming out on the 24th, so
Superman will get like two weeks.
There's nothing coming out,really the week after.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Superman Wait, wait, wait.
What's coming out withFantastic Four?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
I'm getting there.
Fantastic Four is like the lastone, Right you just said it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
Fantastic Four is coming out on July 28th, 28th,
24th, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
That's not right.
Yeah, I know, but my questionwas what else is I'm looking?

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
I actually don't see anything coming out.
Oh the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Naked.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Gun, oh, the Naked Gun is August.
Maybe that's it.
It's coming out on August 1st,damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Something is coming out soon and it's going against
one of these heavy hitters and Iwas all like why in the hell
would they drop that at the sametime as one of these heavy
hitters?
I can't remember who the hellit was, damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Oh well, I don't know , even looking at advanced
ticket sales, it goes JurassicPark, superman, fantastic Four,
nobody 2.
When's Nobody 2 come out?
August 15th, I thought that wasa fall draft, so that's cool.
Jaws 50th anniversary is comingout, the middle of August I

(01:24:38):
think.
I'll take the girls to see that, since they haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
And you just got them stuffed animals.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Right, so now you got to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Let's see Indie.
Special movie was this one?
So next one is what?
Sunset Boulevard I have thephoto of the thing at the movie
theater, august or whatever.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
I'll be interested.
So they're actually doing anAMC screen unseen, like what you
went to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Lou, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
They're doing that on July 7th.
I wonder what that would be.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
What day of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
July 7th.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
I wonder what that would be.
What day of the week?
July 7th?
Monday, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th?
Yeah, so that's a Monday.
So what's coming out within twoweeks of that?
Because, like I said, life ofChuck that I saw came out two
weeks later, kung.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Fu Panda 4.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Oh yeah, Does it tell you what rated it is?
Because mine was rated, let mesee, and it told me that before
I bought a ticket.
So check the rating it is ratedr so I'm guessing not.
So look for a rated r moviethat comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
It's kung fu panda 4 and the pic.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
The picture is just poe with a fucking heart in his
hand like yeah yeah, okay, thatwould get me to watch a Kung Fu
Panda movie.
I think I saw the first one andthat's it.
Now I'd watch that.
So check for Raider of Movieson the 18th or 25th.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I bet it's Naked Gun.
But Naked Gun hasn't been ratedyet, or at least it doesn't
show it as being rated.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Wouldn't be far, though no Naked Guns comes up
too far away.
Like I said, look for somethingthat comes out the 18th or the
25th, or the 11th or the 18thrather, and I can't imagine this
is going to be one of the heavyhitters.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
I know what you did last summer, maybe, but that
one's not rated either.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
That's got to be rated R.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
There's blood dripping off the hook on the
poster, and that's coming out onthe 18th, so that'll be coming
out a week later.
I mean, like I said, I onlywent to two, but the two I've
seen were kind of artsy movies,but that's not all they do.
They announced they had someother decent stuff that wasn't
artsy that they've done.
So now you got me curious.
I'm looking to see if we have aJuly 7th one coming out.

(01:26:47):
Like I said, it's the same day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Or maybe the Home same day, or maybe the Home.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
That sounds like a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Sundance movie.
It comes out on the 25th andit's an R-rated movie.
That's possible.
It's the only one that I'veclicked on that actually has a
rating.
The rest of them all say norating.
I guess it could also maybe beTogether the one with Alison
Brie and Franco, where they'relike a married couple, and I'll

(01:27:15):
put the trailer in the list fornext week, but that comes out on
the 27th or the 30th, so that'swithin a couple weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
That's too far away.
Again, I'm only basing it offof the two that I've seen they
both come out within like 12days.
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
I watched it on a Monday, that movie was going to
drop on the Friday or the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Friday after I've seen both come out within like
12 days.
Yeah, it was, it was.
I watched it on a Monday.
That movie was going to drop onthe Friday or the Friday after,
so it was like um it would haveto be 11th or 18th If they
stick to that path either way, Ithink.
I think if I get the email fromCinemark, um uh, I'm gonna go do
it too.
I, I'm going to go do it too.
I enjoyed it, as long as Idon't have a meeting that night.
It's kind of cool Again, andit's not full price.

(01:27:54):
It's part of the tight whiteTuesday prices, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
Yeah, and if there's nothing else that you want to
watch or haven't, you know, likeif it's an off week or maybe,
you've already seen it it's asurprise movie that you might
not have gone and seen it anyway.
I agree you probably havealready seen Superman, so like,
yeah, it won't be, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Yeah Well, yeah, oh well.
I'll tell you what I mean.
I did go Monday and thenTuesday that week I went.
I was able to do tightwadTuesday after the, after the
cheap cheapskate fucking Monday.
So it was great 10 bucks, acouple of movies.
Right, yeah, yeah I want to signup for those, but the last

(01:28:34):
couple have been ours, so I'mlike yeah, like I told you, it
just depends, right, becauselife of chuck it was just a
couple of f-bombs here and thereit would have been fine but
when you walk in and they'relike 28 years later and you're
like, oh nope, sorry, little one.
Okay, I'm glad you enjoyed yourpopcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Let's go yep, let's go walk into deadpool and
wolverine with it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
Just walk up and look for a different movie and just
walk into that theater.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
We did take her to see Deadpool and Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
I was going to say she was with us, they were with
us.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
They didn't even give it a second look.
That was hilarious.
People in San Diego don't givea fuck.
They're like fuck up your kids,it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
That reminds me it's almost time to get the advance
tickets for Fantastic Four.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
That's been time, bro .
Just pick a day and we'llfucking go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Yeah, and let me know , so then I can also try to hit
it in that same ballpark.
That might also be a Fridaymovie for me, though.
I mean I'm a huge fan ofTightwad Tuesday, but movie for
me, though.
I mean I'm a huge fan ofTightwad Tuesday, but I might do
Superman and Fantastic Four onFriday, just because.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
I know my yeah there's just some stuff you
gotta pay full price for onYouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
For spoilers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
I know my.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
YouTube feed is just gonna be inundated with all the
bullshit and I'm just likeSuperman's gay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
It's likely gonna be a Thursday for me.
I will catch the Thursday showfor Superman.
I think that's the only one.
What was the other one you weretalking about?
Because I think that's the only?
One I want to catch Thursday.
Oh well, that's probably goingto be Like Jack's.
Like, just get it, I'm likethat's probably Thursday night
also.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
I mean it makes sense for you guys At least being in
San Diego.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
Yeah, definitely spoiled by Friday.
I mean, let's be real.
Yeah, I hope you guys will bewelcome.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
People will be showing up with fucking cosplay
for Friday.
That's spoiling, Although ifthere's some chicks painted
silver, I'd be alright with thatIf they want to do that.
Coming to say your world hasbeen selected for destruction.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I was like girl, destroy my world, then Come get
some.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Have you ever seen Cuckling?
I want to look like them.
Dudes in the fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Mad Max movie.
She's like no.
She's like no, because that'snot a thing.
I'm like good answer, girl,good answer.
I'm in love, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Speak the Queen's English to me, bloody hell.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
I'm in love.
Oh yeah, speak the Queen'sEnglish to me.
What's up with that spotteddick?
Wait, no, no, I have cream forthat it's a mole.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
I was born that way.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
You said you wouldn't make fun of me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
You lied, oh shit Well.
I know at the beginning we weretrying to figure out what we
were going to fill up an hourand a half with and we're at an
hour and 30 seconds right now,boys, yeah, we just randomly
went up and down the damn scales.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yeah, keep this going .
We're going to get to a coupleof hours, but we're not really
going to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
A couple, a couple, wait, a couple.
Is that cows that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
are married.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
A couple.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
They don't have to be married, duke, it's 2025.
People don't always get married.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Stop putting people in boxes, duke.
They just cohabitate, they justhappen to share the same
structure.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Yeah, they share the same cow pen.
They like eating out of thesame hay bale thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
That's allowed.
That is allowed Nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
He always lets her eat first.
It's fine, because when you puta ring on it, it's in her nose.
Exactly he just punches the earBing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
For the record, if she's a cracker, I'm eating
first, just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
If we find ourselves a cracker cow, I'll be sure to
let you know, Lou.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Where's the beef?

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
See that brother was in a mood.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I'm just going to.
Every time I go in the future,anytime I hear a cow going like
she did not clean up afterherself or her kids, I'm going
to be like, oh shit, that's acow for Lou.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Like oh MC.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Can you please go say something to her.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Because it's so hard, terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Oh shit, All right, Lou needs to go to bed because
he was tired when we startedthis shit.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
I'm going to go have some water and just go right
back to sleep.
Tomorrow's going to be a longday.
It's hot and I got inspectionsto do.
A couple of those propertieshave to walk.
I got to walk the bitches.
It's going to be a long day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
It is supposed to rain here next weekend.
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Wait, wait, wait.
That's not normal for the timeof year and up in that area
that's not a normal thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
I mean it is, but it was fucking 95 a week ago.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Oh, okay, okay, I got you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
So for it to be 95 and now it's like low 70s and
next week it's going to be like56 and raining.
It was 108 today.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
I don't want to hear it, shit I was going to say I'm
looking at mine right now and wegot 90s, 90s, 74, and then 90s,
90s.
I was like what the hell?
Oh, my god, this is going to beso hot the next day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Poor old guys talking about weather.
We are our parents.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
We're the commercial.
What was that commercial?
What was that commercial for us?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Damn you Cloud Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
For real.
I'm definitely that fool.
I own that.
I get moody.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
I've been like that since you were like 12.
Lou the second, you could waveyour fist.
You've been that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
No, it didn't hit me until I was like in my teens, so
it wasn't 12.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
Lou three months old Windows open.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
Every time you open the fridge it costs a quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Lou's pushing his little stepstool from potty
training over to the thermostat.
Who's touching the shit?

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Right, just look it up.
I'm like that meme with thelittle kids.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
What do you mean?
The Chiefs didn't win the SuperBowl.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
What do you mean?
Eggs only cost $4?
.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
I'll tell you what, though I will spend some money
on AC.
I got an electric bill and ifit's hot it's like, okay, ac was
on a bunch of times.
It's fine, I'll make it.
Put the heat on to come towinter and I get that bill on to
come to winter and I get thatbill.
Put some more clothes on.
What's wrong with?

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
you.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Put your pants on.
Why are you walking around likethat?
Put the clothes on, you won'tbe cold.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
I'll be calling you Donald Duck.
What the fuck?
No, For real.
It's not that you don'tappreciate it, but if you're
cold you fix that shit.
And a sailor hat.
Who walks around with a sailorhat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
I was going to say I said what I said, jack.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
She got the freebie from the Stranger Things booth
and it's the little Chips Ahoy,the Sales Ahoy hat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
Oh shit, Alright, boys, let's go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Roleplay is a thing.
It's okay.
Yep, she has the white eraseboard.
Wait, why are you erasing white?
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Weird thing is Lou is always the demo.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
He's always the upside down.
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
That was the other part of this morning.
So yeah, alright, that's it.
And on that note, you can spenda week figuring out what he
means.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Yeah, that was the other part of this morning.
So, yeah, all right, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
And on that note you can spend the week figuring out
what he means.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
Yeah, talk about it in the comments.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:04):
Make your guesses, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
And Lou has a whole week to figure out what he meant
.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
Lou had a lot of blood rushing to his head.
He knew exactly what he meant.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
All right, gentsents, have yourselves a good week.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
Next time we talk.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
You won't be on the boat yet.
I'll be at Disney World, it'llbe in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
You'll be able to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
I'll be able to make my gang signs and make all the
cool explosions behind me.
I don't think I want to bringmy laptop.
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
There's no reason to.
We can chill, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
You can do it by phone If you have to do it by
phone If not peace.
When are you guys heading out?
Not peace, I'll tell youoffline.
Okay, bye, bye-bye.

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

Dateline NBC

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Duck Faces and Dad Days

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce

Dateline NBC

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

All Episodes

Duck Faces and Dad Days

New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce