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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You can wear another
one next week.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Peace, y'all what up.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Guess who's back.
All three of us Back again.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Wow, first time in
Three weeks.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Something, was it Two
weeks?
Well, no, three weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It was me and Duke.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And then was it all
three of us, and it was me and
Lou right?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I think so yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So next week it'll be
me and Lou Please.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I would love that.
Are you wanting a vacation?
It would just be fun to gothrough and edit and everything
not being involved.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I wonder what's
coming up next.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh so Saw Captain.
I mean no spoilers, becauseDuke hasn't seen it, but Saw
Captain America today.
Yeah, I thought it was fine.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I liked it.
It doesn't move the universeforward.
It doesn't as close as we areto new Avenger movies, something
you start pushing probablygoing to be fantastic for, but
we'll see yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, it, it was, it
was there.
I mean, it got reshot.
How many times delayed for twoyears or whatever.
So and it showed there'sdefinitely some scenes where
it's like that.
And it showed there'sdefinitely some scenes where
it's like that.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It doesn't look like
it fits there, but you know, I
didn't mind it, I was going tosay I didn't think it was bad,
it was better than Thor 2.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
What were your
thoughts on Harrison Ford
replacing William Hurt asThunderbolt Ross?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean, yeah, they
did the war machine thing.
Oh, you shaved your mustache.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Ah, it's been.
Well, it's been what?
When did the Incredible Hulkcome out?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
That was, but he was
also in fucking Infinity War
Endgame when they signed theSokovia Accords.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
He has been in Around
.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
He's been in the
bubble.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, but overall it
was good.
I didn't have a problem with it.
I probably should have watchedthe Incredible Hulk again.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's probably all
you.
Well, if you didn't watchFalcon and Winter Soldier, you
might be a little screwed too.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you should definitelywatch that.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah, I had a Guys
I'm seeing it with tomorrow.
We're talking about watchingWinter Soldier and Civil War and
that type of thing and I'mseeing it with tomorrow were
talking about watching WinterSoldier and Civil War and that
type of thing and I'm like, no,I guess I could see how.
I mean, sure, watch thembecause they're good movies, but
I don't think they're aprerequisite to you no Falcon
and Winter Soldier andIncredible Hulk yeah that's
(02:40):
sufficient.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, but if you're
on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Tightwad Tuesday,
tomorrow then no time yeah there
is that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, we were.
I mean it's, the theater isjust too nutty to go on a
weekend, on a Friday night oranything anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I mean depending on
the movie.
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
On a holiday weekend.
Yeah, I'm sure it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But how was
Disneyland this weekend?
You were saying Disneyland wasweekend.
Yeah, I'm sure it was crazy,but how was Disneyland this
weekend?
You were saying Disneyland wascrazy.
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh yeah.
They had a dance or cheercompetition going on and the
holiday, and the holiday.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Was it worse than
when we were there at DCA?
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I would have been
done at 1030.
We went over to DCA.
We park hopped because wedidn't have DCA tickets.
So we park hopped fairly early,earlier than we normally do,
and we got over there.
Guardians broke, cars broke,credit Coaster broke and then
there were just masses of people.
So Guardians came back up.
(03:39):
We were able to get on thatShit.
That might have been it.
We did Guardians, we did.
Even Little Mermaid was an hourlong.
If Little Mermaid is an hourlong, get the fuck out of
California Adventure.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You ain't going on
nothing today.
Is that just all the folksbecause of the broke down rides
just went over to those?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, dude, it was just
the dance teams that were there
.
They brought their wholefamilies, because we stayed at
the Disneyland Hotel too, and itwas just packed full of people
in there too Damn Ridonkulous.
Disneyland was okay, but DCAbecause that's where they
usually have there's a stageback there by Monsters Inc, so
(04:19):
they'll put on shows.
So I think most of them onlyhave DCA tickets, so just
everybody and their mothers overthere.
And it was also the lastweekend of the uh lunar near you
, uh food festival, soeverybody's probably getting in
for that too before it goes awayuh, so okay.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So you guys stayed at
disneyland hotel.
Do you prefer staying on siteor at the time?
Sure, what's for you personally, like what I liked it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I mean the walk at
the end of the night back to the
hotel through downtown disneykind of lame, but better than
waiting for the shuttle, fightyour way out of the parking
garage, drive to the timeshare,so I didn't mind it.
Um, we used our disney vacationclub points, so we stayed at
the, the villas at disney.
It was a good room.
I had a Murphy bed, a fullqueen-size bed, maybe Fridge.
(05:11):
Checked out the new Avengerstore, which was okay, the
D-Lander.
Next to the Avenger store theyhave Pandora and Roosevelt's the
.
Roosevelt's were just okay.
Nothing good, oh, okay yeah.
Nothing, exclusive to them yetyet, yeah, um, and then we ate
(05:31):
at um, this chinese taiwan placecalled din tai fong or
something.
Their website is dtfcom, by theway.
How they got that?
Wow is amazing but it's umdumpling etfinfo right, but it
was uh dumplings.
(05:52):
It was really really good.
I enjoyed it there's a I.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I'm not a huge
dumpling guy, but there's a
couple of dumpling places uphere.
When you guys come, let me makesure you put that on the list
because I'll be happy to takeyou guys.
There's a couple of them wherepeople will drive a half an hour
to go pick them up, type ofthing like so we didn't have
reservations.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They didn't have
reservations until march.
We were able to put ourselveson the wait list like waka, wow,
I have hours.
Dude, we're just like fuck it.
We're disneyland, we'll just goon rides and as it gets closer,
then we'll just start makingour way back there.
Nice, I enjoyed it.
I liked eating there.
It was cool.
It's no, no tortilla joes, butno margaritas they didn't keep
(06:37):
the margarita machine nuts, sosad.
I did have a strawberryold-fashioned at a Smokejumpers
in DC.
That was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Was that an exclusive
one, or is that one they always
have?
It was just for.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
February or something
Spring or something like that.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Valentine.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Chocolate-covered
strawberries.
I was like, hey, let's playwith this thing.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
The strawberry
shortcake Dole Whip over at
Disneyland Delish.
They kept it for most of lastyear.
Actually, I think it lasteduntil probably September.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
They do like a cake,
or do they do the chunks?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Well, it's a
strawberry.
Dole Whip, yeah, and then theyput a strawberry like compote,
so they have like strawberriesand they put like the angel food
cake and stuff on it.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is it like cubed or
something?
No, it's like crumbles.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Or is it the whole?
Yeah, it's crumbled, okay,crumbles, it's delicious.
They should keep it year-round.
Fuck it, man.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That shit sounds
delicious it is delicious, but
I'm also on a salad for all myfood today, as soon as this is
over, I'm eating some steak Didyou pay?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
$50 for it on Friday
night.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Shit.
Hell to the no I threw some.
This is Sam's Club Fucking$6.98 a pound.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I ain't doing that
bullshit.
Did you do anything forValentine's?
I know we talked about it, but,nope, not a thing.
Cool, I was sick, getting sick.
I took my bitch to Disneylandso I went, yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That's how you keep
that relationship together.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You're like let's
just go to Disneyland.
If my bitch wants to go on acruise, we go on a cruise.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was going to say
that shit will work.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
She wants to go to
WDW, we go to WDW.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yep, whatever.
Tell me when I need to get onthe plane.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I really haven't done
shit for VD in a long time, so
I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You're supposed to do
antibiotics for that Lou?
Yeah, also true.
I'm not going to tell you whatkind, because we're not doctors.
I don't want to putmisinformation out there, right.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
YouTube shut us down.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Jack F Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
There are no worms in
my brain.
I did watch the Gorge andFlight Risk this week.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, I don't
remember, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's Apple TV.
That's how come you don't knownothing about it?
It's Batista and Mila Jovovich.
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
What the Gorge?
No, it's Miles Teller and AnyaTaylor-Joy.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh, I must be
thinking something else.
Then there is a movie withBatista and.
Mila Jovovich, that would havebeen a completely.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'm sure that would
have been a completely different
movie than the one that I saw.
Wow, that was good.
I like that.
We're doing fan casting formovies that already exist.
Who would you rather see inthis movie?
We're replacing Batista andJennifer Lopez.
Wait, what, what?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No, who you go fly
girl.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But I mean it was
fine.
The gorge was predictable, likeyou kind of knew what was going
to happen, and you know it wasan hour and a half, so you can't
.
I mean like I'm glad it wasn'tlike a two and a half hour movie
, because I feel like they wouldhave had to do a lot of padding
for it.
But you know, I mean like thestory was fine, like I mean like
the story was fine, like Iunderstood it Corporations bad,
(10:25):
right, mother Nature good, thattype of thing, and then Flight
Risk was just kind of whateverit was.
There Was that.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I didn't realize the
Gorge was a green movie.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Kind of.
I mean, it's not like directlya green movie, but it's.
I thought it was.
I thought I'd read somewherethat it was actually a sequel to
another movie, but I couldn't.
I thought I'd read somewherethat it was actually a sequel to
another movie, but I couldn't.
I might be thinking of anothermovie where it's like the name
is different, but it's aspiritual sequel to something.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
It has Mila Jovovich
and Dave Bautista in it.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
There you go exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
That's the prequel.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Flight Risk.
Flight Risk was whatever.
It was unmemorable.
It's probably why you don'tremember anything about it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
It's just, you know,
the gorge was when I didn't know
anything about flight risk.
No, it hit streaming thisweekend.
Yeah, I'm waiting for it to hitthe free shit.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah, I'll watch it
then, but I want to pay for it
yeah, but I mean, I mean it'sfine, like it's inoffensive,
right, like you just watch itand you're like, oh okay, yep,
turn your brain off.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Wake me up in an hour
.
It's there.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, you know, there
wasn't like a moment where
you're like, oh, they're allgoing to die, right, Like it was
of it not exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, it's like oh
okay, we know how this is going
to play out, let's see how itplays out.
That's it yeah, that's what Iexpect for that, but again.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
It's one of those
ones too.
I think they gave away kind ofa lot of the stuff that would
have.
You would have been like oh inthe trailer, like okay, like
marky mark's bald head, thattype of thing right, I should
have kept that like right, but.
But I mean, to me that's one ofthose examples where it's like
when you're watching the movieand you go, oh, that would have
been an interesting choice if Iwas actually, if I hadn't seen
it six months ago in the trailer, right so.
(12:08):
But a bunch of trailers cameout in the last couple weeks so
I'll have to have to get acollection together so we can
have a conversation about it ina couple weeks In season two.
Season two, that sounds weird,Right Dude.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
this is episode 49.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Dang yeah, we only
missed three.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, Not bad right.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, that's pretty
good.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
We'll talk about that
more next week.
Those eight people were soupset.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
We've been ten
consistently the last couple
weeks, Just saying we've got newlisteners.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Welcome.
Welcome new listeners.
Hope you're enjoying it.
Please like subscribe?
Hit that ring, ring ring theding-a-ling bell right and
comments.
We need engagement.
Yes, let us know what you wantus to talk about.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
We'll talk about
anything.
We don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
For real.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
We all have opinions.
Some are stronger than others.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
USA losing to Sweden
tonight.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
We're still playing
Canada for the championship.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, america doesn't
care.
They had three starters outFuck them, and only lost 2-1, so
that's pretty impressive andhad the lead at one point.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
We're just going to
take over all of Canada.
We beat them at curling lastWinter Olympics too.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Well, they're going
to be our estate soon, so be
nice.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
That's why we've got
to beat them.
They need to stop booing theanthem, because it's their
future anthem.
Exactly, exactly.
Get used to that shit.
You want to be the USA, usa.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
What's that all about
?
You hoser?
At least a Serbian singer We'venever had a.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Canadian listen to us
, so it's fine, we can make fun
of them for now.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
For now, they're
Canadian.
They won't say anything.
What are they going to do?
I'm upset.
I'm going to send a Mountieafter you.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I'm mad at you, buddy
.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No more.
Crown Royal no more.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
There's some people I
know that would be very, very
upset about that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I suppose they do
have flavorful Crown Royal.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
They do.
I'm not mad at Crown Royal atall.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Sea salt caramel.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
And you get the bag.
So you know for your dice.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Yeah, I use mine for
magic.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
dice Exactly see
Girls at work use it for their
headsets.
What we keep our headsets inbags.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Seriously, you guys
share desks and shit right.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, there's like
200 of us.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You don't share
headsets.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, gross, that's how
you get lice.
Only if you have lice I see itcan only be passed around
Because I just shared somebodyelse's headset and now I get
lice.
Only if you have lice.
I see I just shared somebodyelse's headset, now I have lice.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Only if they had lice
.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
They nasty.
You know he talks about howyoung some of the people that he
brings on are they don't.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
They don't know about
that.
That is true.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
They didn't grow up
in the eighties Like we did.
Yeah, getting tested.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, getting tested
at school and shit.
They'd be like, oh one person'sgot head lice, we got to test
everybody.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Everybody Putting
scotch tape in your hair and
shit.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, they got the
little fucking combs They'd be
like.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Your parents are
boiling everything that night at
home.
Yeah, no shit, you'd have toget all your shit.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You'd be sitting
there fucking butt, ass naked
because they'd have to washeverything, all your clothes,
your sheets.
All your clothes, all yoursheets, anything that you like.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is that white people
shit?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I guess that is white
people shit.
What are y'all?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
talking about it's
because you couldn't see lice
crawling on loose skin.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The brown.
It's like a really soupy fudgethat they would I don't remember
the name of it, but it's.
They put that shit in your hairbecause that's the only thing
they basically would suffocatethe lice, because that's the
only thing you and all yoursiblings are in the bathtub with
tar in your fucking head.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
It has to sit there
for 15 minutes.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Dang Y'all making my
head itch For real, though.
Dang y'all making my head itchoh my god, oh no, I tell you.
I tell you the other thing Istarted to watch.
I'm only, I'm only six episodesin of season one.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Uh, yellow jackets oh
see, I got talked into it by
the duke I did.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I did.
I was like I need something towatch and it was like I don't
know, 11 o'clock at night, endedup watching until like 4 or 5
in the morning.
It was like, well, I'm up, Itook a nap earlier.
So I'm like, well, I'm up, solet me give it a shot.
And then it was like, damn,this is wild.
I'm curious how this plays out.
So next thing, you know, yep 6episodes in 5 or 6 I don't
remember what I got to, but itwas five or six.
I'm enjoying that.
(17:19):
I'm looking forward to catchingup to where we are now, which
is obviously the start of seasonfour, three, whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
You're not that far
behind.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No, not too bad.
I should have it done by theend of the month.
I liked it.
I was like, okay, After Dukementioned it, a co-worker at
work mentioned it as well.
I was like what he wasexplaining it.
I was like, alright, cool.
Finally, I was like, alright,let's watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Fine, I'll put it on
my list Again.
If you're a fan of 80stelevision or movies or media,
there's a ton of people in thatshow that you're like, oh yeah,
I know who that is.
Good guess, good media there'sa ton of people in that show
that you're like, oh yeah, Iknew who that is.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Good guess, good
references.
I didn't realize Fallout Girlwas in there.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
So that's cool Kind
of.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Mozzarella,
mozzarella.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Pernell.
Fair enough.
Exactly that's what L is shortfor.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Mozzarella stick.
That's a realistic Pernell,this guy.
Have you been drinking, are youokay?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
dude, Where's your
cup buddy?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Jack is still
hammered from Disneyland earlier
today, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
I mean, I like me
some cheese.
If she wants to go by that,I'll eat that cheese.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Let's probably eat
some fish and loo.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
You won't even string
it, You'll just eat a whole
yeah antibiotics.
Either way is good.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I watch Landman D,
all of it I like that.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
The thing about those
shows that really bugs me is
all the articles that come outafterwards that are like oh my
god, they were so wrong aboutthis and this isn't accurate.
And I'm like I'm not, I don'tgive a fuck, dude.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I'm like OK, that's
how oil works.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
If you're watching
fucking Landman to get numbers
of what you like.
If you're going to work onMonday after watching Landman
going.
Well, they said this aboutsolar energy and about wind
power that you're a fuckingidiot to start with Like.
Let's just be real.
If you're using layman to getyour facts like come on.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Let's see.
The problem with that is thereare a lot of idiots.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
And there are a lot
of people Obviously Very
obviously, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You saw how many
people voted for Kamala, so
you're going to.
So you're going to have allthat going on, with the idiots
who are going to try toregurgitate this shit.
So it would be nice if youwould have some factual shit in
the show, so that way peoplearen't regurgitating.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Like a fucking pop-up
videos, like a little thing at
the bottom.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Actually community
network.
Do it right in the first place,Like nobody ever thought about
just making it accurate.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, okay, it's
being told from the perspective
of an oil guy.
Of course he's going to sayshit about solar and wind power,
so he probably isn't evensaying the right shit Cause he
probably doesn't know it.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
And he's going to
oversell the importance of oil.
Right so he's.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
You're getting your
facts from a guy that's full of
shit.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
In the first place,
you're getting your facts from a
guy that's full of shit.
In the first place, you'regetting your facts from a guy
who has a stake at the game ofpresenting his side of things in
a way.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Do you know that?
Obviously, I haven't seen theshow.
When you're watching the show,do you understand if this guy is
biased and you shouldn'tbelieve him?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
I understand I
understand.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm not a fucking
moron though to let him know,
you have to give the charactereither off by talking with
somebody or whatever.
That's like.
Oh yeah, I'm feeding him thisbullshit or whatever.
That way, you know, you'refeeding him bullshit because
people are too stupid andthey'll believe that.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Okay.
So the show opens with himmaking a deal with the cartel to
drill oil on their land.
So right out the gate he's abad guy.
So why would you believeanything he says?
The rest of the show?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, that doesn't
make him a bad guy, it's because
he's making a deal with thecartel.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I mean, he's doing
what he's good at right.
That's how they kind of present.
That's how they present Billy.
Bob Thornton's character islike he doesn't like what he
does, but he's really good atwhat he does, and so this is why
he's doing what he's doing,right, like, like there's
there's points of the show wherehe's doing the like I'm
standing in the backyard lookingout over the sun, sunset, and a
(21:48):
coyote comes up, and there's amoment and you read into it and
blah, blah, blah.
But then, like you go, oh well,he hates what he's doing, he's
probably a rock, he's probablyrotten inside, but he does this
because you know.
It's like when people ask me whyI do IT stuff, I would love to
be doing 500 other things, butit's what I'm good at, so I'm
still doing it Right, like Iwould love to just go serve
drinks on a beach somewhereTropical, right, but it's not
(22:11):
going to pay as well.
I'm probably going to get bored.
My brain will get, you know,like I will get frustrated, and
then that's when I become a bademployee, when my brain isn't
always going and sand everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Swallow them hot bits
come up in their bikinis.
Just doesn't do it for you howare you going to survive that?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It'd be terrible.
Lou would be out there wearinga giant rubber glove over his
shorts.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He'd be like Bigfoot.
He'd be like Spring break, likedid you hear the legend of
garbage bag man?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
wait is he?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
collecting pictures.
He's just blurry pictures ofthis fucking garbage bag running
around on spring break chasingall these white bitches with no
sand on his person exactly yeah,yeah, oh my god but I mean so,
yeah, I mean that's, that's thehard part is don't watch it
(23:10):
because you want oil documentary.
Watch it because billy bobthornton's a cranky old fucking
dude, and he's billy bobthornton.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Right like yeah,
right like he's playing bill
Thornton, right yeah.
Right, he's playing Billy BobThornton being a cranky fucking
dude, and there's a bunch of hotbitches running around.
You see Alie Larder's boobs in?
Like the first episode thatdoes matter.
It does, it matters a lot.
And because it's a TylerSheridan thing, all the girls in
the show are like tens, likecrazy tens, yeah, like tens like
(23:38):
crazy bitches.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Oh, that sounds like
one of his shows.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, even um Demi
Morrison.
I'm like thanks, she looks goodfor like 70.
Well it could just be,substance, the substance.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I was going to say
which which came out first, this
show or the substance thesubstance yeah.
But the move, that movie onlycame out last year, right, yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I mean landman's new
landman came out probably within
the last six months, so ohreally okay, got it yeah, but I
mean, yeah, I enjoyed it.
I'll be looking forward to itand it's not normally a show.
I mean I'm there are a lot ofthose types of shows that I'm
normally not into, but I youknow the casting.
I think they did a good jobwith casting the the right
people.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
They had Billy Bob.
I was in.
I love me some Billy Bob.
I don't care Whatever he does,I'm there.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Well, and again he's
just himself, like literally.
They were just like okay, go on, everyone play off of Billy Bob
when he goes on scene.
This is what's happening, right.
Like you know, loved him in.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
For all two seconds.
He was in it Right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh man and Sling
Blade.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I think that's all I
watched.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I haven't seen your
recommendation to watch SNL 50
skit.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
That shit was funny.
It was Black Jeopardy, hostedby Keenan, of course, and then
it had a black chick I think itwas the one from Ghostbusters,
leslie Jones, yeah, and then inthe middle was um, uh tracy
morgan tracy morgan and theneddie murphy was on the end
playing tracy morgan.
(25:10):
I died.
Yeah, yeah, he was on the endplaying tracy morgan, as tracy
morgan was sitting next to him.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Oh my god, okay, he
was like doing like his voice,
inflections and stuff they gotdude, they got everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Everybody came back,
don't worry.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
You saw so many
people in the crowd who didn't
even weren't even in any of theskits or whatever.
Like that's the, that's all thearticles today.
Uh, that I that were in my feedabout snl.
We're like, why was so and sonot part of any of the skits?
Why was so and so not part ofany of the skits?
Why was so and so not part?
And I'm like man, that mother,that show went like four and a
half hours.
It was supposed to be threehours.
Oh, I mean the commercials.
(25:48):
The commercials killed it likeis it on?
peacock yet yeah, it's onpeacock.
You can watch it without.
We're gonna watch it with shortcommercials, so or you can just
watch all the YouTube clips, Ithink they've clipped everything
on YouTube.
I like the in-memoriam.
Lou, I think you'll like thein-memoriam stuff.
(26:09):
It's pretty funny.
You're like, oh, they're goingto talk about people that died.
Nope, they just talk about shitthat did not age.
Well, that's super cool.
They have a whole segment wherethey just have the faces blurred
out because they're like nope,can't show that.
Nope, can't show that makeupeither.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh, me out.
Black face was okay back then.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I was going to say
black face is the only thing
that they can't show.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think there was a
few of them.
It'd be one of those ones whereI'd like to go through and
figure out what skits they werefrom, Because there were a lot
of them I did recognize, butthere were a few.
I was like huh.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I'm sure somebody did
that or will.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, if it's not
done now, it will be by the end
of the week.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, did Chevy Chase
show up.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, he was there,
dang.
All right, did you watch themusic?
The musical too.
They had like a concert.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah that's also on.
Did the older people come back?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh no, Old Ferrell
did Not Like Us.
That was kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That was from the
musical thing.
So on Friday night they did athing at Radio City Music Hall
where it was just a bunch ofmusical performances People
going up and singing eithertheir songs or songs by other
people that were notable in theSNL history, type of thing.
So that was where that clip wasfrom, Because that was their
(27:38):
wedding reception people wherehe's on the piano and she's
singing.
They did a whole clip.
I guess there was actually aconversation on if they should
do it or not.
I was like I'm glad they didbecause that shit was funny If
they did it on.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Super Bowl.
They can do it on SNL.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Is there anybody ever
in the history of man who's had
a worse week than Drake?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, Probably not, man
.
Those seven days were not agood seven days for him.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
I was watching things
that people were like.
There are people in Canada whoare worried about what's going
to happen between the Canadiansand US, and they still had a
better week than Drake did.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Put tariffs on Drake.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
You know it reminds
me.
So afterwards, and trying to,because I don't know what's
going on with Drake and Kendrick.
One of the YouTube channels Iwatch New Rockstars they did a
follow up on that whole story.
One of the girls like 15YouTube channels I watch New
Rockstars.
They did a follow-up on thatwhole story.
One of the girls like 15minutes.
Here's what's going on withhere and here's what was going
on on the halftime show, andthis meant this, and I'm like
(28:49):
that makes a whole lot moresense if you understand what the
hell's going on.
So, like you, jack, youprobably appreciate that clip,
that 15-minute episode, becauseyou actually got it.
I'm sitting there like, oh, sothat's kind of cool.
So after the fact it wasfantastic I was like, oh, that's
cool.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I was like, wow, this
Negro is deep.
I told you he's a very smartguy.
Why was Serena there?
Oh, now I understand.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
I learned all this
because of what happened when
she won was like, oh, and theygave her crap for it, but oh,
they actually touched on that inthe video.
I was like, okay, I did notunderstand any of this.
And now it's like, okay, that'sgreat.
No, can we get somebody moreentertaining next time?
I don't.
I don't need this message.
I want to be entertainedactually who?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I think it was.
Jermaine dupree is like good Igood.
I'm glad everybody hated it,Because now we can stop
mainstreaming rap and get itback to the hood.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's funny I don't
know how that puts it back in
the hood, Although who was thedude that was from New Orleans
who got mad that he didn't getit?
Lil Wayne.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Oh, okay, he was on
the SNL special, though he
wouldn wanted to put on a goodshow either oh no no we haven't
Speaker 1 (30:01):
ever heard a little
way he has an album coming out
this summer and I don't thinkhe's putting anything out for
like 15 years or something.
Yeah, no, okay, that doesn'twork, he doesn't know his songs
he goes in, he one shots all hissongs and then he forgets him.
He doesn't write his lyricsdown or anything what the hell
(30:21):
yeah, he doesn't even know hisown, and then he forgets them.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
He doesn't write his
lyrics down or anything.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
What the hell?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, he doesn't even
know his own songs.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That'd be a terrible
concert.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Well, because you
know that he's sinking to the
whole thing or it's got a goodbacking track.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I would imagine yeah,
he is.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
So yeah, that's
terrible and Kendrick didn't
have a backing track.
He did a lot of shit live.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
See, I couldn't tell.
I thought he was lip syncingfor a while.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
No, my man was up
there.
No backing track, no, nothing,breast control and everything.
So so again, it was a goodperformance.
It was not a good Super Bowlperformance.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, again, that
seems to be the gist of it all.
Even the folks I know out herewho like him were all like he's
good, he's great, he's deep, butthey didn't enjoy the show
Right.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Well, I don't think I
mean.
What he did didn't necessarilylend itself to a halftime
performance, right?
If you're thinking abouthalftime performances, you're
thinking of 10 or 12 differentacts all coming together, right,
like it's bruno mars, but it'snot bruno mars, because it's
bruno mars and shakira andfriends and chris martin and
(31:32):
well even beyonce's here and youknow, last year did that too,
but I mean the last four, thelast, the last four or five
years, they've all.
Anytime they had a song that hadsomebody else on it, and it was
always somebody notable.
Not to take anything away fromsysa, but I don't think as far
as the zeitgeist, the musicalzeitgeist, she's very well known
(31:53):
exactly, yeah so.
But then you look at, you know,you go back and you look at
previous years super bowlhalftime shows and it's always
like you know it's Coldplay.
Oh shit, here comes Beyonce,here comes you know whoever,
whatever people they've workedwith and whatever people they
come on and bring on for a show,because again they're paying to
be there, like they're payingthe NFL to be there.
(32:14):
I found that out a couple yearsago and I was like what the
fuck?
Like, really Like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
And they're going to
keep paying them to be there
until they stop and then NFL hasto pay them to be there.
They have the control.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I had to wait until
everybody was like, no, fuck you
football.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Well, and I think
it's kind of getting that way to
one degree or another, becauseI know I've read articles in the
past couple years where theyhave reached out to a bunch of
people who were popular at thetime and they were like nah, I'm
good, like I don't need to payyou like I'll continue to put on
a 13 minute concert.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, that happened
to taylor.
She's like yeah, no, I don'tneed your money.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You can't afford me.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
You need me, I don't
need you, yeah by the way, I put
on three and a half hour shows,so how do you think I'm going
to cut that shit down to 17minutes, right?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's an insult to
my work.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
And that would suck
too, like all that work for 17
minutes, uh-uh, mm-hmm, notworth it and it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
I was watching like a
behind the scenes where they
were talking about the differentshows and they were talking
about like the weekends, onefrom from was it two years ago?
2021, 2022 21 uh, and how wildthat was.
Because a bunch of the stufflike you have to like take into
account the field and everythingwith all the stuff that you use
(33:35):
and so, like, all of the thingsthat they put on the actual
field can't damage the field orchange the field in any way,
shape or form.
So they've had to go and likecreate all of these different
things uh, different tires forthe, the stages they push out,
and stuff like that that arethat are configured in a way
that aren't going to putindentations in the field at all
(33:55):
, or anything like that, whichis to me, I'm like that the
technology behind all that ispretty crazy.
And the fact, like this pastyear, the one I was reading an
article on, wired or somethingthat, um, new orleans, the
superdome only has one bigtunnel in and out.
I guess a lot of the newerstadiums have multiple ways for
you to bring things in.
So they had to like make sureeverything fit in this like 10
(34:19):
foot wide.
They had to cut everything tofit in this like 15 foot wide
tunnel that had like a 35 degreeangle.
So they had to make sure allthe stages were cut in a way
that they'd be able to bringthem in and out.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Well, it's a good
thing Kendrick fit like 30 dudes
in that GNX of his.
So yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Also the GNX not not
going to be ever driven again.
I guess they were looking forthat for a couple months before
the show came and they were ableto finally Because he was like
no, no, no, it has to be a GNX.
They were like, can it beanything else?
And he's like, nope, it has tobe a GNX, because that's what's
on the album cover.
And they were like.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I was going to say
why it had to be that?
Because and it had to be theyear that he was born that his
dad brought him home in.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
So they were able to
find one and the guy was like, I
guess they bought it.
And the guy was like, oh, I'mso good that you have this.
And they're like, yeah, we'regoing to gut it.
And they removed the engine.
They had to take everything outof the inside.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
We've got to fit all
these Mexicans in it.
It's going to be crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, exactly, we've
got to make this into a clown
car.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
One of the things
from that episode that I watched
about the halftime show.
It looks like the stage was aPlayStation controller.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And then the codes,
the buttons lit up and, if you
found that code on, people wentonline and looked and apparently
it was a code to get to the59th level and a Jurassic park
PlayStation game because it wasa super bowl 59.
I was like, damn, that's somedeep shit, right, but I thought
(35:54):
that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
All that's clown,
drake.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Mm Hmm.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, totally,
totally worth the money in his
opinion.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Mm-hmm, totally worth
the money, in his opinion 15
mil Done yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Crazy, fuck that guy.
I want to know how thatlawsuit's going to play out.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
It's not going to go
anywhere.
You know what'll happen.
They'll settle and just nottalk about it.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
I don't know that he
will.
I guess the attorneys insurancecould settle they'll do it.
But kendrick like and I want apublic apology.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Kendrick should be
like no, nope but if they settle
all that goes away.
Like he can't like be, like Iwant money and an apology, like
if they settle and just settle.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
No that that could be
part of the settlement yeah,
yeah they could then I guessmaybe we will go to trial.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
That shit will be the
funniest trial.
You want to make yourself lookworse?
Let's go to trial.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It needs to be that
trial.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
You clown me so bad
that I can't.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
It needs to be that
trial and Gina Carano's trial
back to back, just to watch allthese little bitches just cry
and sue over stupid shit.
You made it crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Just in the same
courthouse right now.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I hope Gina wins her
so badly.
The hypocrisy was so terriblethere.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
She won't.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I don't know.
The fact that shit ain't gottossed out yet Isn't her
favorite, that's true, and nowshe's got the president's ball
holder the president's ballholder on her backside.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's the actual
president, sir.
The real president President.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Musk.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's fine, as long
as he gets shit done.
No, he's an immigrant.
Immigrants, don't run thiscountry sir.
Can you find out all thebullshit that the Democrats did?
I'm just really glad.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
Immigrants don't run
this country.
Sir, Can you find it on thebullshit?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
that the.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Democrats did.
Oh my God, I'm just really gladthat the casino has a bed in it
, cause.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
I might need that,
but the way things are going
dang.
They keep firing everybody.
I wonder if Duke's going tohave a job soon.
Don't know yet.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Every day, we uh,
every day is a new adventure, so
we'll see.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
I did put some
nightstands in here, though Nice
.
Thank you, sir, appreciate thatthey have USB ports and they
light up.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Damn.
In the nightstand, that'sbadass.
No more hauling the littlecrates over to put your phone on
.
Nope, stacking the cardboardboxes all funky, exactly Praying
that one text doesn't prayingthat one text doesn't make it
fall off and it put to happen.
I had to put my shit on silentafter that, yeah yeah I was like
(38:28):
no, no vibration, no can I putit on the headstand?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
nope, it's not white
enough, shit.
Oh, I don't know where I'mgonna put this footboard.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
That's all you got
there you go there you go that
little area go.
That was wide enough, I learned.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
Jack comes in in the
morning.
Pillows are on the footboard.
What happened?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I was the only place
I could put my phone.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I like looking at
Grogu's face when I fall asleep.
We made eye contact.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
We held eye contact.
Oh, man, we held eye contact.
Ew, get out of my bed, get outof my house you're no longer
welcome.
How is the uh, how is thep-o-o-l coming?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
that's still a hole
in the ground.
Um, they cut my sewage line andmy water line so I can't poop
out here very upset about it, asyou should be.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
It wasn't like, hey,
we need to turn this off.
They accidentally cut it.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
They knew it was
there, I think it was just that
shit's in the way, so bye.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Did they at least
give you a heads up?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
No, until I looked
out there, I'm like that big
black pipe looks like, uh, somesort of drainage goes somewhere
so did you ask them, and theytold you oh my bad, or what are
they like?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
how did that play out
?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I don't know.
Third, re-pipe.
I mean they were gonna have tore-plumb it anyways.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
So whatever would
have been nice, do that this
week, I think right, but a headsup of hey, don't use your
bathroom in the casino becausewe're doing this, would have
been a nice touch Again.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
thankfully I'm not a
fucking moron.
It would have been funny ifthey did it at a fucking moron's
house Like sir why is there aturd in the middle of my pool
here Right?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And neither me nor
Lou were there, so you know.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Why is?
Speaker 3 (40:18):
there a Snickers bar
in the middle of the pool, sir.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
I could have swore
this looks familiar.
I saw it earlier today.
Is that corn, are we?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
farming now.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Nope, farming is a
bad business to get in my friend
All.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
I'm saying is just
keep an eye on any kind of
change orders or any bullshitlike that, because they will
make whatever attempt they canto charge you extra for that.
Yeah, we have to move this pipeover.
I'm like no, no, no, no, no,you knew that ahead of time.
Don't do that Exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, no, because
when they first came out to do
everything the backyard wasn'tfilled in from originally
putting the pipe in and hestraight up took a picture of it
.
He knew it was there the guy'sdigging.
Maybe they didn't know ordidn't care, but the project
manager knows it's there.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Exactly, exactly.
That's on the PM right there.
Yeah, f, that you didn't sayanything to him yet.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
No, stacy talked to
him this morning, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
That's how we have
the update.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
He's finalizing
getting the pool equipment done,
and um, that's when she foundout about Repiping everything.
So it's proper like I can poopagain.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's cool Still
done by June, hopefully.
Let's see if they're onschedule.
Still, that's cool, still doneby June, hopefully.
Shit, let's see if they're onschedule still.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, I don't know,
our neighbors were getting their
shit done too.
That seemed to go by prettyquick.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Well, theirs is
already done, your neighbors.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Mostly, it seems like
the concrete's all poured and
shit and hard Deck and all thatyeah.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Shit Okay Right.
I mean if deck and all that,yeah shit okay right.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I mean if the
reputable it's in and out it's
uh, it's realtor friendrecommended them, so I mean,
it's not some fly by nightcompany or some shit right,
because they would not recommendif and like the actual owner of
the company came out because ofwho recommended them to us to
go over everything before hehanded it off to his people,
(42:17):
because obviously he's the boss,so he's not going to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So far I don't have anyproblems with them.
I don't know how to build apool, so maybe it does take a
little while.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Oh, it definitely
does, because I've had to deal
with some in my industry.
It's just the whole cuttingthat line, not telling you,
especially when it's afunctional line.
That's the part that's likewhat is wrong with you people.
First of all, you give theheads up ahead of time, right,
and then you say this will beout of service for however long,
so don't use whatever watersewer whatever, don't use that
(42:53):
in the casita until XYZ time.
It's the fact that they didn'tdo that.
That's the part that'sirritating the hell out of me.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
But you know what,
Sometimes people will be telling
my wife shit and she doesn'tlisten to them.
So it is possible.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Fair.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
She doesn't always be
listening to them though that's
fair.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
It could have been on
a laundry list of stuff and it
just didn't.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
She has a lot of shit
going on all this stuff.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
She heard Casita and
immediately just checked out of
whatever the next sentence wasafterwards.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Not my problem.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I don't poop out
there.
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I don't know what
happens over there.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
That's for Jack.
He's his dumb friends, I don'tcare.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Oh man.
I was like man, that would besome shit.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
It has been 26 years
of being your dumb friend,
Exactly.
Oh man, that's good.
What else happened since thelast time we all talked On here?
That is, that I need up toSuper Bowl?
(43:56):
Yeah, I mean, I had a goodturnout for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
It was a very long
weekend.
Obviously, you sent us thatpicture.
It was like all kinds of deadsoldiers, fireball shooters.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
Yeah, we had both.
We had somebody who brought thenon-whiskey ones and I had a
bag of whiskey ones from theyear before and we killed all of
them.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Non-whiskey fireball.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Both of you guys live
in states where you can go into
Safeway and buy liquor.
Here it's all controlled.
If you go into a Safewaythey'll have a bag of the
fireball but it'll be fireball.
Malt liquor is like 90 sugar.
It's fucking awful.
But you can go into a liquorstore and get the regular one
(44:40):
that says cinnamon whiskey on itright.
And I bought one of those likeparty bags where it had like 30
shots or whatever in it lastyear and it's been in my freezer
for for a year.
So I popped those bad boys outand we, uh we killed all of them
.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Nobody considered, I
don't know, maybe a big bottle
of Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire,which is better than Fireball.
Anyway, poor shots.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I like giving
everybody sugar headaches that I
hang out with on the Super.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Bowl.
Oh okay, you don't get the goodshit.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
I could have got jack
daniels or sinfire or any other
ones that are.
They're way better, but I'mlike nah, nah that's not
anything, that's not gonna befunny at the end of the night
when they're all like my headhurts when she gets the good
shit.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, exactly, bonnie
shop, she gets crap man, I'm
sitting there like why is?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
why are they drinking
basic white girl drinks?
What is?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
going on here.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I hope you did it
with your Uggs on yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Well, I also found
these mixed shots that actually
ended up being pretty good.
They were like Family Vice B-52, strawberry shortcake, but the
cups were like split in half, sothen it had like one half of
the half, then it had one halfof the mix on one side and one
half of the other.
It wasn't something that waspre-mixed when you shot it it
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mixed.
They turned out to be reallygood.
I thought they were going to beawful, because usually those
kind of ones are real hit andmiss.
They ended up being really good.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I have shot glasses
like that.
Oh, that are like split in half.
Yeah, it's like a rum chata.
I think I bought a gift set ofrum chata and it came with shot
glasses like that, so you putthe rum chata on one side and
your fireball on the other.
Nice, get your cinnamon toastcrunch on Nice, or cum shot, I
don't know which one they callWhatever.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
I, I don't know which
one they call them.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
Whatever?
Speaker 3 (46:32):
I think it depends on
the company you're keeping For
sure, all right.
So you're going to bring thosewhen we go to Disneyland next
year.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Whether or not he's
making that cum shot.
It may not be a drink.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Wait a second.
Has this been sitting out, guys?
This is way more thick than Ithought it was going to be.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
There's still burn
going down, though.
That's that VD.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
There's still a burn
coming out though.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
We wasn't done
anything about VD in 15 years
Exactly man.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
You go out for
lunchtime you look around at
these folks.
There are a lot of people on VDnot getting the V or the D that
night, oh, man.
I'm trying to remember what thehell I even did.
I'm sure I just went home anddidn't do nothing.
I don't remember.
I didn't do shit.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
I was home.
Everybody was at work andschool.
I sat around on my ass all day.
I don't even think I showered.
I caught up on Invincible andHarley.
I need to catch up onSpider-Man.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I didn't do shit oh
yeah, I forgot about that too.
I'm still what three episodesdropped after the first two?
Mm-hmm.
Probably more since then.
Probably more.
Yeah, three more.
The other three probablydropped probably dropped.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, did it?
So one of the guys that Ifollow, uh, he posts videos
always marvel related type ofthing, and and I think he really
liked uh, spider-man.
But then he posted anothervideo that like is this actually
good?
And then he posted another onesaying okay, it's good now.
So is that your kind of opinion?
I haven't watched any of themyet.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
I haven't had a
problem with it at all,
spider-man being Spider-Man.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I only saw the first
two episodes.
You've got the multiverse, soyou've got some addict, normal
character people on the raceside or gender side or whatever,
it doesn't even matter.
It had no effect on the show,it's perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
No, they're not
trying to be woke about it or
anything.
No, not at all, not at all thisis harry and norman.
Yes, they're black and we moveon with our lives next yeah, man
, there wasn't a fuss about.
Yeah, but he's still nobody was.
He's still norman osborne.
He's still rich, smart, allthat shit yeah for sure.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
No, yeah, none of
that crap.
We didn't.
We didn't get any kind ofsupergirl bullshit where, oh,
there's a black guy, let's makesure the police beat him up for
no reason.
Yeah, we didn't get any of thatcrap.
I went into it like, oh God,here we go.
And then I saw the first twoepisodes and was like, all right
, solid, I'll make fun of it,just for the sake of making fun
of it and the joke side of it.
But actual opinion, no it waswell done.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
I got up to the.
Daredevil was in the lastepisode I watched that had
Daredevil in it Spoilers.
What the hell.
Everybody knew Daredevil wasgoing to be in it.
It was in the promos.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I know now.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
I'm like a Disney.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Plus person, I'm not
even watching anymore.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Do-do-do-do-do Ding D
All about the big D Yep Plus.
It was voiced by Charlie Coxtoo, so that was good.
Oh, that's cool.
I didn't know that either.
That's actually weird, thoughit's a different universe but
(49:43):
okay, sure, but only some thingschange.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
In an actual
multiverse, everything would be
the same, except for one detail,right, except for the whatever
swapped.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, okay.
We would be doing this, butyour name is l-o-u-i-s but
everything, and I hate when I goto the food places and like
your name please, and theyfucking spell it l-u-i-s,
l-o-u-i-s.
It's like I tell them theycan't pronounce it.
(50:14):
Let's see they do l-U-I-S.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
Luis, no, when they
misspell it, you need to walk up
and be like are you the keymaster?
What do you mean?
Well, you're looking for, luis.
You obviously are the keymaster.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Oh my God, that would
be good, especially for the
player that gets it.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Right yeah, the first
time you're getting a blowjob
by one of those girls.
Lou, remember, think of me,wait.
No, don't think of me.
Yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I'll see you Thursday
night in Japan, buddy.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'm reading, I'm
reading, I'm reading.
I'm with Japan, I'm watching somany YouTube videos.
It's ridiculous, it's like.
It's like when I, every time Iwatch my usual subs, uh, and
then, which is like all of 30minutes worth of shit, I don't
sub, I don't watch a lot, so forthe ones that I do watch, don't
post a lot of stuff that I careabout, uh, and then next, you
(51:13):
know, I was like, okay, now,what?
I'm like, oh, what to do, whatdon't, what not to do in Japan.
Well, you know, I'm justwatching all those.
Here's some popular phrases youshould learn, like, okay, it,
yeah, a few months, I'll figureit all out.
Like the hardest part that I'mtrying to figure out, though,
you guys might've done somehistory or actually research.
(51:35):
Rather, I guess Duke will beable to fill us in, maybe, since
he's going to be there is theluggage, like some people say,
oh, just take the bus, you'refine, your luggage will be fine.
Some people say, well, if youtake the train, on the whole
forwarding thing, it's like,yeah, forwards that same day.
I'm like, oh well, that sucks.
(51:55):
Like a Disney hotel, we'd haveto forward our luggage the day
before.
Keep whatever overnight bag andthen forward your luggage the
day before, so it's there by thenext day.
And then the other option isobviously to take the bus First
of all, Uber is not really athing there.
And then the other option isobviously you just take the bus
(52:16):
or you just take the video.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Because it's tabbed
or something.
No, no, first of all, uber'snot really a thing there.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Uber and taxis are
not.
You get a taxi and taxis are athing, except they're the most
expensive thing you're going tofind, like you'll get.
Imagine going from your place,jack, to the airport.
That's like $300 for a taxi,exactly.
Airport that's like 300 for ataxi, exactly.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Even if I know japan,
rich yep I will, I will learn
the bus system or I will learnthe train system, which are both
in forwarding system.
I will learn something which,unless you're in like a smaller
city, is generally really welldeveloped.
They've done, yeah, they'vedone, they've gone above and
beyond in developing the uh,their, their public
infrastructure or their publictransportation.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
I think my biggest
thing is I just don't know, like
luggage wise, what I'm bringing.
I mean I'm gonna have one, atleast one check-in.
Uh, do I have two?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
And that's where it's
like if I have two, that in my
backpack, that might be more ofa bitch um with the public
transport, but if it's a bus,okay fine but I was
contemplating, since I don'tknow how much stuff I'm going to
be buying, I was contemplatingjust taking one, with having a
reserve for buying a second oneif I needed it Okay.
(53:24):
Then I mean, someday you go andyou buy the second bag, so then
you're not carrying two bags.
My problem is, if I had twobags, I'd have to justify
putting stuff in both of themwhich I'm like, eh, I'd rather
just have one bag that was mystuff and then another bag that
I might even be able to justship home.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
You can ship your
luggage home.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
I'm so sick of that
and share memes on Facebook.
That's fucking useless.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Sending memes and
texts is okay, jack, yeah, yeah,
yeah, fucking useless, oh man.
Oh, they're sending me, sosending sending memes?
Uh, sending memes and texts isokay, jack, yeah, yeah oh yeah,
that's not facebook.
That's not facebook I did shrinkmy uh, I did shrink my online
footprint.
I did.
I did get rid of my instagramaccount, so that's it, I'm out.
Oh dang, I'm out.
Were you actually using it?
Though?
I use it when I travel, okay,okay, but I was I in.
(54:12):
In the last two weeks, I've hadprobably 15 or 20 bots like old
photos and I'm like, okay, I'mdone.
I can't keep cleaning up thisbullshit.
I'm just tired of it.
How do you know it's a bot?
Because it's Janet4361 and ithas the same picture.
It has the same picture of thelast six people who liked this
(54:33):
random photo.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
What is the point of
that, though?
What is the point of a botliking your?
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (54:39):
I don't know, but I
just got really tired of
reporting them and thenInstagram going yes, we got it
and thank you, We've suspendedthis account.
I'm like whatever.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
I'll admit I'm not on
I don't look at it enough
Instagram.
I don't look at it enough toknow.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
It was my only
digital footprint that was left
and it just became way too muchto manage and I'm like I'm out.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
I don't need it.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
It's not Yay for me.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Just wait till next
month.
Get TikTok when China ownsAmerica in six years.
Then you'll have TikTok.
You'll be good to go.
Speaker 1 (55:14):
I just got to change
my Duolingo to Chinese.
Which is better?
Mandarin or Cantonese?
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Which one speaks it
more Mandarin Cantonese.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
I was saying you
don't even agree on it.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Well, it's Lou and I
Hello, what did you expect?
We didn't even work that outahead of time.
I had a tie.
I thought Cantonese was morebecause it'll cover all the
surrounding countries of Chinaas well.
That's why I thought Cantonese.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
The Far East
countries.
It's more likely you'll findthat.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
It's more central.
That's what I thought.
I don't know if that's true.
That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
Let's look it up.
Let's do this.
I don't know if that's true.
That's what I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (55:55):
Let's look it up,
beaks, let's do this.
Hey, I will fix this, paul.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I was going Mandarin
just because of the oranges.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
I was going to say I
thought that was a little guitar
, but that's mandolin.
Speaker 3 (56:09):
Oh okay, here we go.
Oh okay, here we go.
To learn Cantonese or Mandarindefinitely depends on your
personal choice and what reasonsfor learning, eg which people
you want to interact with.
Local people in certain areastend to learn Cantonese
naturally through exposure totheir parents, whereas Mandarin
is generally taught in schoolsand is only learned at home at
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an early age when there's noother local language to use.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
So it's like the
Queen's Chinese versus regular
Chinese.
Speaker 2 (56:38):
That's what it sounds
like that's what it sounds like
yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
It's like Spanish
versus Castilian yeah Street
slang versus school slang.
You ain't gonna learn about Rizat school.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Fuck that.
All about the Riz.
Next month we're celebrating StPatra's Day.
Speaker 2 (56:57):
No, I saw the
halftime.
It's Ciz, not Riz.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
No that's Ciza.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Cizo, Not Riz-a no
that's the thing you cut fabric
Riz-a.
Riz-a is 36 chambers.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, ciza, cut C
chambers.
Yeah, cut it out, oh my.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
God, joey from Full
House, full House over here, oh
Lord.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Well, she used to
date Kendrick too, or Drake too,
so oh, oh, that's right.
Speaker 2 (57:25):
I forgot about that.
That was part of the video too.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
That's just some hate
right there, man he just got
dolled up and down in this.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Wait, did he date
Serena too?
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yeah, oh, no way.
Yeah, that's why Serena wasthere.
Yeah, that's why she was there.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
See, I didn't take it
that way.
I took that as her coming backfull circle from being mocked
for doing her dance that she wonand she did it during.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
Not Like Us yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yeah, that's what I'm
saying.
I thought it was more of thecountry.
It's a political statementcoming to the fore.
Speaker 3 (57:57):
I didn't know it had
anything to do with Drake.
Okay, everything to do withDrake, everything.
Speaker 2 (58:03):
So it seems yeah.
Speaker 3 (58:06):
Everything in that
halftime performance was
selected for a very, veryspecific reason.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
That's a lot of drama
.
That's a lot of drama.
Lou's like I need to get tothat level.
I hate you.
I mean, yeah, I can appreciateit, that's for damn sure.
Just don't make either of usDrake, Lou, no, no no, I don't
be like the Green Bay Packers orthe Baltimore Ravens or
Philadelphia Eagles that's mydream.
Yeah, ravens, philadelphiaEagles, that's my friend.
(58:36):
Oh, that reminds me.
Speaking of getting drunkenough, I saw one of the Japan
videos I saw there are somerestaurants that you pay by the
hour and they bring you a littlefaucet tap and just the alcohol
is 60 minutes of have at it.
I was like wait, what?
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (58:57):
How do they not lose
money after that.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
I'm just saying, I
saw that and was like, oh, I
need to tell Duke about this.
Speaker 1 (59:07):
I would just watch.
That's some people watchingright there yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
You'd be on your
first one just watching
everybody get tore up and thenthey don't start out of the
three of us, jack, you are themost weak-willed when it comes
to booze.
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Let's be real you're
gonna be like let's watch
everybody 15 minutes in guys.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
What's going on?
I can't see.
Let's watch everybody 15minutes in Guys.
Speaker 2 (59:34):
what's going on?
I can't see.
Let's watch everybody.
The only way that happens is ifthey turn off the lights.
Yeah right, I can't see what'sgoing on.
The only way Jack is watchingthat shit is if he's got a
mirror.
That's the only way Jack iswatching that shit.
Speaker 3 (59:48):
By the way, at 45
minutes in, it'd be him looking
at that mirror Look, and 45minutes in, it'd be him looking
at that mirror.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
Look at that crazy
motherfucker.
He doesn't even know where he'sat right now.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
You're a fucking
tourist.
You're that tourist.
Is this your first timedrinking?
Wait, why are?
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
you so repeating what
I'm saying?
Why is Resident Evil on thebackground?
Stop?
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
copying me, stop
copying me.
Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Oh my God.
Well, yeah, that tripped me out.
I was just like whoa, that's athing.
That was just they didn't saythe prices or how much that cost
, but the fact that it existedhas got me Japanese Ridge, make
that shit rain.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Yep, there'll be one
night.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah, might be Sunday
night Celebration's over.
Gotta celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Celebrate it being
back in the States you guys
already had your pinconversation and stuff last week
.
No not really.
That happened this week right.
Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, I was like no,
we didn't talk about that at all
.
I mean, it's just the threesets and then the badge art, and
I don't know if it was just theone set of badge art or is
there multiple?
Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
I'm sure they'll all
be.
Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I'm sure it'll all be
.
Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Because I think the
badge art that they showed was
the badge art that matched thebadges they released On Twitter
yeah, we'll find out in a fewdays, I guess.
Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Yeah, was it Thursday
night.
Something like that yeah, no,the 25th, wasn't it?
Next Something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
yeah, no, the 25th
wasn't it.
Next Tuesday.
I put it in my the 20th, 25th.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I think it's
25th at like 6pm or something.
Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Is what they announce
, the Everything it's when it
goes on sale.
Oh, the first pin set, yeahthat first set.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
What is it called
Jack the Travel?
Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yeah, the Road to
Celebration.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Road.
What is it called Jack theTravel?
Yeah, the Road to Celebration,Road to Celebration.
Those four sets are availablenext Tuesday, Only that way,
allegedly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Can't buy them.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
They say that, but
you'll be able to get them at
the convention.
I mean, I'll order my setsahead of time.
At least the bad sets.
I'll probably get those pinsjust because, but they're not
that exciting.
The regular character pin Afterthe At least the bad sets.
I'll probably get those pinsjust because, but they're not
that exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yeah, they're not the
regular character pin After the
Badger.
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Yeah, that Badger
looks pretty sweet, though
Hopefully this shows the rest ofthe set.
Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
Because if the rest
of the set's good then yes, but
otherwise I'm not super feelingthem.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Worst case scenario
I'll at least still order a
couple sets, maybe three sets,whatever the limit is.
Scenario I'll at least stillorder a couple sets, maybe three
sets, whatever the limit is,like three sets of them, and if
I don't like the rest of it I'lljust sell those three sets
because there are going to bepeople who miss out.
So I know I'll be able to movethem.
So no big deal there.
But I'm with you.
I want to see them all before Icommit to all, because I'm just
not feeling it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
And what's the?
Does that change your pintrading strategy?
If you end up not feeling thepins, we don't do it at all.
We hit this code once and callit a day.
So much free time that you justfreed up.
Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I would get my badge
art pins and if there's any
booths that have the badge artpins, if they're exclusives,
whatever, that's fine.
Let's say we have two differentsheets One is character pins,
One is badge art.
I'm just going to ignore thecharacter pins completely and
just go after all the bad onesIf you do Sabine or something I
mean.
Yeah, a Vader, a Sabine, likeyou said, a Sabine for you.
(01:03:03):
Chewie for the most part I knowpeople who might want to Porg,
or all the droids.
I might know somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Neil.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That type of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Neil for Purdue.
Neil will be at the fuckingCitizen booth again.
We'll have to do fuckingacrobats and backflipping and
scheming for it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
And then all of a
sudden Dunn you just had to ask
for it Are the guys that we gotthe pins from Comic-Con going to
be there probably.
Oh, I didn't think about that Idon't know.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
I haven't seen any
kind of exhibit of this or
nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I don't think they've
announced anything.
Oh my god, it's two months fromtomorrow.
Yeah, isn't it?
18, 19, 20?
Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Two months from
tomorrow.
So, let's go Announce some shit.
I need our thing.
And eight weeks from Friday.
Yeah boy, we got the next threedays doing this, especially
since it's three day and notfour day, where we usually have
one day to F around and figurethings out.
But, it'd only be in three days.
(01:04:10):
We really don't have that dayto F around, so I want to lock
that down first night.
Because of that I wouldn't dothe baseball game.
You guys have fun.
I'm happy to walk you throughit.
Obviously, we're going to betogether anyway.
Here's what we do Get your IC,get your Suica card, get the app
, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I should have that
all dialed in by the time you.
Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
I was just going to
say you'll have been there a
week, so you'll have an ideawith that.
I'm just referring tospecifically from our hotel
station, because our trainstation is a minute walk from
the hotel, so that's cool.
And then going from there tothe convention area and then
coming back, shit depends on howlong it takes.
I might do it twice, I ain'tgonna lie.
(01:04:54):
So I uh I don't want to fuckthat up.
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Going in friday yeah,
I think my plan is that I'll be
in tokyo monday or tuesday, soI will probably just depending
on what time you guys get in on,thursday might just meet you on
thursday plane lands 3.
Okay, or at least meet yousometime that afternoon to get
you guys dialed in.
Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Yeah, yeah, so
depending on what we end up
doing on that Thursday, I wasgoing to say, if you have free
time I hope not, I hope you'reout there fucking just killing
it museums or whatever culture,whatever you want to do but if
you do, then we can send youwhere the hotel we're all going
to be staying at uh, we all I'mincluding you in that because,
(01:05:36):
uh, I think you're still goingto be with us for thursday to
tuesday, right, yeah, um, sothen you could be like okay,
here's the station, here's thehotel, you can run the course,
and then we can go from theretoo, but don't, don't make that
a priority, so just justobviously.
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
We'll see.
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Since we're wandering
into this.
Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
We should probably
say goodbye, I know, right.
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Farewell, goodbye.
Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
We didn't even talk
about them adding all the Marvel
shit to.
It's a Small World and howoffended I am about that, oh
fuck that I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
are you talking about
?
Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Small World, japan.
Don't watch the video.
Fuck that.
Do not watch whatever video hesends you.
They added Marvel to SmallWorld Japan.
Don't watch the video.
Fuck that.
Do not watch whatever video hesends you.
They added Marvel to SmallWorld in Japan.
I've seen pictures.
It's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Yeah, but why?
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Groot.
They added Groot.
Basically I don't get it Likewhat's the point To add Marvel
to shit?
Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Yeah, because Marvel.
Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Campus did so bad
they have to force it into other
stuff that other people go on.
Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Baby Groot's adorable
.
Fuck that.
It looks amazing.
I'm going to ride it like seventimes.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
No, sir, I will not
exit this boat.
Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I will not exit this
boat to the right.
Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Exit to the right.
No, I am here.
Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Look, I bought Fast
Passes all fucking day.
I will sit right here.
You understand the word by?
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
FastPasses, I mean
the back of my hand.
That's how fast FastPass is.
Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
You're going to be
bigger than all of them there,
right?
Yeah, let them try to move youoh shit and on that rest.
Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Oh, that's my landing
.
Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
All right, oh shit,
and on that, all right, we'll be
back next week for our seasonfinale anniversary make sure you
get lubed up oh, I will, I'malready in.
Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
I'm an oil man now
exactly, be all up in that land,
man and done.