Star Wars Cards & Mando Movie: Speculation & Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
My little R2 calendar I keep over here.
I think it said like the 5th orsomething and I just had to
change it to the 22nd, because Ionly change it on days that we
pod.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Because you're over there.
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Because that's the only time that you're ever
sitting in front of yourcomputer.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So yeah, so it must have been on the 7th.
At least I didn't have tochange the month, that would
have been embarrassing.
Been on the 7th At least.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I didn't have to change the month.
That would have beenembarrassing?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, it would have.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
For us.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Welcome back to Vaguely Inconsistent and that's
what we're showing you right now.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah, very vague, inconsistent, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I think it makes the most sense, because of who we
are, to start off with the Mandoand Groku trailer Of course I
mean okay, I saw the posterfirst, I didn't hate it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I like the callback to the old ass New Hope poster.
I kind of dug that.
Flip side, though, is DrewStruzan ruined Star Wars movie
posters when he started with thespecial editions and went
through the prequels, so nothingwill ever live up to those.
But I don't hate the poster.
I like the callback to thewesterns, which is what Mando is

(01:15):
supposed to be it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Go ahead, luke.
No, no, no, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I was just on that particular topic, that theme
with the poster and what Mandois supposed to have been in
season one, season two, I thinkthe poster makes sense, my only
problem with the poster is thestuff at the bottom kind of felt
tacked on Like the like this isthe way, part, like the thing

(01:41):
at the top that was like PedroPascal is Din Djarjar and grugo
is himself, and then the, theflowing of the, the main, the
main, um uh, title andeverything I thought was cool
then you look at the bottom andit's like, oh, we should put the
like the slogan of the movie orwhatever.
So I kind of felt like that wastacked on a little bit um, and

(02:02):
maybe it's a it felt a littlebusy to me.
Like what's like, okay, well,it is I'm looking at it now.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It is it's busy, no, no but you know what it?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
it gets the point across.
You got yeah up there, you gotgrogu, you got rot of the hut,
you got motherfucking zeb in thehouse and the return of the
razor crest.
Well, I, I don't know, I don'tknow.
And then I didn't see thetrailer until Shit.
I sent that to you guys at like6.30.
I saw the trailer like 15minutes later.

(02:33):
I don't hate it as a teaserbecause it's just like hey, look
at all this cool shit thatMando and Grogu were doing.
Oh, look, there's SigourneyWeaver, there's Zeb kicking ass
like zeb do.
Oh, and the razor crest is back.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
so I don't hate it but I don't know, it didn't show
me anything.
I'm like oh snap, I gotta gosee it.
Well, that's kind of how I tookit I when I I saw it about two
hours ago and I I saw it and waslike this tells me nothing
about the movie, which notnecessarily how a teaser is
supposed to be, but it's not aproper trailer, so maybe it
shouldn't have told me what it'sabout Exactly.
And I saw it and was like allright.

(03:16):
Saw it a second time, just backto back, just let the video
replay itself, and then I waslike all right, I'm over it, I
don't need to see this again.
Show me what the movie's about,and then I'll care.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, but I mean, it's what Nine months out, so
this is honestly all we need forthis movie right now.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Honestly, I'd rather not have had it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
True, but they're saying they released it to
counter Kimmelgate.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Because I honestly thought we wouldn't get anything
until Avatar.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right, exactly that would be the no teaser, unless
that's going to be a teaserduring Avatar, which they
wouldn't have done.
They would have given us a fulltwo minutes.
Yeah, but with drama Disney hadput themselves under recently.
I could see them doing that totry to drum up interest again.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, try to help themselves out this was
very similar to the um, if notexactly as the one that I saw,
kind of the, the bootleg one,the bootleg youtube video.
That's been that, the last kindof few events that um disney's
been part of, the cons thatthey've been part of they
They've been showing a Mando andGrogu like kind of hype package

(04:27):
during their panels and I don'tit's been a while since I
watched it because I was, forit's been four or five months.
They had something I think itwas like one of like the South
American shows, like Brazil orsomething like that.
They had a big Disney panel,but they don't have cell phones,
so yeah and so yeah.

(04:47):
But it was like one of thoselike a guy, like you know,
between two heads type of thing.
So right, shake your butt cam.
Yeah, so this was reminding mea lot of that.
So I'm wondering if that didn'teven bother really putting
anything together they were justlike okay, well, let's just get
this out, um, which would alsokind of explain the chaotic

(05:09):
nature of the poster.
Because again, with the waystar wars works these days,
we're going to get five millionposters.
All of the people on thisposter are all going to get
character posters and there'sgoing to be 10 different
varieties of that poster.
I guarantee you it's going tobe the same thing with the movie
.
We're going to get a bunch ofcharacter trailers and that type
of thing.

(05:29):
They definitely don't shy awayfrom the inundate you.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's been like 10 years since we've had a Star
Wars movie, so who knows howthey're going to do it this time
.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
And then they're going to do the unboxing video,
and then they're going to do ofcourse they're gonna do like the
unboxing video, and thenthey're gonna do the red carpet,
and they're gonna, you know.
So they'll definitely uh,overkill with with the amount of
media that we get.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So but as long as the movie's good, don't even matter
it'll, it'll, it'll bomb.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I'm gonna say it right now, nine months early
it's gonna bomb hayton, butthat's uh, it was forged for
imax.
It'll bomb.
I'm going to say it right now,nine months early it's going to
bomb Peyton, it was forged forIMAX.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
You have to go see it in IMAX 2.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Although, it's going to be pretty.
I'm not going to say it.
It's going to be very pretty.
It's going to be the prettiestbomb ever.
Man.
It's just with the way Season 3played out, the way all the
ratings dropped, the way it'sjust a niche audience where not
all star wars fans are going tobe into this, and then all the

(06:31):
fans who aren't star wars fans,who don't know what the hell's
going on, aren't going to careabout it.
Uh, they're going to spend 300million dollars and they're
going to get back about 500million and which is minus
ticket fees and everything halfof that.
They're going to lose about $50million, $100 million on this
movie.
The movie could be good and ifit is, a lot of people would be
like, oh, I'll just wait untilit streams.
It'll be on streaming in sixweeks.

(06:52):
Why am I going to spend $80 formy family to go and I can just
watch it in six weeks and bepatient?
But I can't, because I alreadycanceled my Disney Plus
subscription because they firedKim some people, other people,
the people like like the peopleout here that have done that and
are boycotting Disney and magic, spider-man, magic, because of
the whole Kimmel drama, theystill pirate.

(07:12):
Their issue is not givingDisney money.
So they're like, oh, we'll justpirate and watch it.
Because I was like, so are yougoing to stop watching Monday
Night Football?
Then are you going to stopwatching NFL Network and Red
Zone?
They're like, oh no, we're notdoing that.
I'm like, okay, hypocrite, soyou're not boycotting Apple, but
the point is— that would be atrue boycott is to not watch it

(07:33):
at all.
Right, right, If you're not 100%in a boycott, you're not
boycotting, You're doingsomething else.
You or something else, ahalf-cut, I don't care, but it's
not a boycott unless you do it100%.
And to be fair to those peoplewho believe in boycott like that
, more power to them, Like, ifthose people are like, well,
I'll boycott this little bit,quote-unquote boycott.

(07:57):
For those people and theirintegrity they have none, first
of all.
But for the principle of thematter, that little bit is
better than not at all.
So kudos to them for at leastdoing that little bit.
But I just think that the movieis just it's not a main Star
Wars movie.
In my opinion, like the way theoriginal trilogy was.
When you go back if they evergo back and do that Dawn of the

(08:19):
Jedi movie trilogy or anything,Knights of the Old Republic,
anything like that, where thereisn't already an established TV
show or whatever the case may be, I think that movie again, long
as it's written well, actedwell, will go over very well.
I think this movie just won'tbecause it's a spinoff of a TV

(08:40):
show.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
It's going to depend on where they pick it up,
because at the end of seasonthree, din was done, right.
He was just chilling on hisplanet.
The Mandos moved in and theywere just going to chill and he
was going to go back to BountyHunting, right?
So really, anything thathappened before that you
shouldn't have to know to watchthe movie Will you get more
enjoyment out of it?
Yes.

(09:07):
But movie will you get moreenjoyment out of it?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
yes but in theory, if they do it right you don't have
to have watched it if they ifthey do it right 100 agree with
you.
They should not.
You should not have to havewhat?
What is it?
The, the prerequisiteassignment or whatever they that
phrase people use these days.
You shouldn't need all that towatch this movie and enjoy it.
And, like you said, the starwars fans or general fans of
mando and grogu that did watchit they get a bonus.

(09:29):
There might be a something hereor there oh, that was from
season two, oh that but itshouldn't be relevant to need
that information.
It's like you shouldn't have togo watch three seasons and book
a boba fett to understand themovie, and if they do that, it
might go over.
Well, I mean, word of mouthobviously will go a long way too
.
If it turns out, it's likethere's going to be a bunch of
people I'm not going to bother,I'm not going to bother, I'm not
going to bother.

(09:49):
And then you have holy shit,that movie was awesome.
Week two is going to have anice spike where, instead of
having the typical 60% drop offat the theater it may be at more
of a 40-50% because word ofmouth kept it going.
I just don't have a lot of faithin him.
But we shall see.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Duke, that's also the impression that I got from the
trailer is that they were likethe trailer had no, virtually no
, carryover from the show.
It seemed like Like, besidesthe Zeb, you know, piece of it,
and Grogu and Mando, of courseit doesn't seem like there's a
ton and of course there'll becameos, probably of people, but

(10:30):
it seems like it's going back todistilling down, to being
focused on them and that type ofthing.
So all the enemy, the bad guy,the Rod of the Hut and all that
kind of stuff is all stuff thatwasn't in it, had nothing to do
with the, the tv show, right, Imean, they're even bringing back
the razor crest which had likea symbolic, you know, explosion,

(10:53):
right, destruction.
Right now they're bringing thatback because the razor crest 2
or whatever, um, and so I feellike the movie is going to, at
least from the trailer.
Again, I haven't read anythingabout it as far as the storyline
or what the story is about itor anything.
I don't even know if they putout a synopsis for it.
Again, the trailer gave theimpression that it was going to

(11:15):
be very isolated from the series.
You didn't see Bo-Katan, youdidn't see any Jack Black, there
weren't anybody?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's not.
You didn't see any Jack Black,or let's go get in.
You know, there weren't.
There weren't anybody.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Oh, she's not in it.
I'm out, fuck that movie.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Now we're boycotting, but my, my point is, I was just
using them as like okay, all ofthese people were in the series
.
It doesn't look like.
I mean again, like Jack said,they might get referenced, but
it looks like they're going tomake it so you don't have to
watch the series.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
As long as there's a big-ass statue of Carl Weathers,
it doesn't matter Exactly.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
So I mean they're even bringing back Babu Frick.
So, like you know, like, BabuFrick's.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
That is him actually.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
That is actually him how are we about to ask or is
this a speech?
Yeah, no one of the Skywalkerguys.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
He's like C-3PO's oldest friend, is in the trailer
.
So yeah, nice Shot, baby was.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Bobby.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
So finally I can be a.
It's good that he's finally ina movie.
It's good that he's finally ina Star Wars movie.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah instead of just memes and t-shirts, right?
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I never quite understood that, because he
wasn't in any of the movies.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
All this merchandise for the people wasn't in the
movie, they just pulled him atGalaxy's Edge.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
That's kind of cool that they brought him in Smart
marketing.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Bring him back in.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
They've been laying the groundwork for Mandu and
Grogu for 10 years.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Good job, play the long game.
Play the long game.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
But yeah, no, because we know who rata the hut is,
because we watched the fuckingclone wars movie 20 years ago,
right.
So I mean he wasn't jacked likethat, but still no.
So I think I hope that that'show it goes.
If you've watched clone wars,you know who rata the hut is.
You're like oh, yeah's likewhen Gideon showed up with the

(13:06):
Darksaber.
You're like, oh shit, it is on.
But everybody else is like, oh,that's a cool Blacklight Saber.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, and then I slapped every last one of them.
Yep what is wrong with y'all.
Lou ran out of baby powder Forreal Just held up a napkin
behind a dark saber and slappedeverybody on the way in.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see Again.
I just Maybe part of it isn'teven just being a stalwart,

(13:38):
Maybe it's just part of moviesin general.
When was the last time movieshave really been worth a damn?
And I don't mean for us asaudience, I mean for the studios
Profitable movies, theseblockbusters or anything that's
supposed to be fantastic.
They just don't do well.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Not quite sure why.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
But yeah, movies just don't do well anymore.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Well, I think part of it too is that, especially like
superhero movies, have not donethemselves any services at all
in the last five to six years.
So you, I mean you have goodmovies like, I mean, fantastic
four was a good movie,thunderbolts was a good movie,
but both of them suffered at thebox office, I think, because of
the last four or five years offatigue with it.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I think, yeah, and like and like lou had said that,
hey, I'm just gonna wait sixweeks and I'm gonna be able of
the last four or five years ofmovies.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
There's legit fatigue with it, I think, and like Lou
had said that, hey, I'm justgoing to wait six weeks and I'm
going to be able to see it athome for free or see it.
You know, type of thing Like whydo I want to go and deal with
the theater and deal with thefucking hassle at the theater?
Because that's basically whatit boils down to.
Now is, these days, the theateris just a hassle to go to.
I could to.
Now is these days, the theateris just a hassle to go to.

(14:47):
I could sit at home, I don't.
Okay, cool, nobody, we're not.
We're not having theconversations about movies that
we used to like, when we'd comeout of a movie and everybody'd
be like oh my god, let's talkabout the movie.
Like that type of dialoguedoesn't seem to happen this much
anymore it does.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
It just happens in a different way, like how woke was
that movie?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
not how good was that ?
I can honestly say I've neveractually had that conversation
no, not us personally, but likethat's the you go as soon as you
watch a movie you said youwatch a movie.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
You go look at the news reports.
I know how is this movie blahblah blah bitching about it's
too woke.
Blah blah blah is bitchy andit's not woke enough.
It's like, okay, great, but howwas the movie?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
nobody talks about that that's funny, though,
because as much as I hate beingaround people, I still like
going to the movies I hatepeople, but I like the seats.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's weird yeah I do, yeah, I mean we still go to the
movies, but we only.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I can't tell you the last time that we went to a
first, like a first night, firstrun movie, like we'll wait
until until Tuesday, when it'sfucking tight, when it's half
price, you know.
So then, at least dealing withthe hassle of the shitty people
behind you kicking your seat andthe baby crying when you're in
a fucking R rated movie, likeokay, like at least I can say I

(16:00):
only spent $7 instead of 15 or$18 for this movie, but my point
is it's easier, like thedifference between me paying $20
for something versus the levelof okay, the quality of the
popcorn.
then, right, like on Tuesday, Idon't expect to get fresh

(16:23):
popcorn.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Friday, I fucking expect fresh popcorn, you know
like, we got this leftover bag,so you can have that.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah tuesday I know I'm eating friday's popcorn.
It's fine because it's 50 off.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Right, I got it going around to the front grabbing
that big ass bag you can take togo.
They're just dumping it intheir machine Warming it up a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
They have the machine going in the background with
the AI.
Popcorn noises Pop, pop, pop,yeah so but I mean it'll be
interesting to see.
Nine months is a long time fromnow.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Who knows Different people by then?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, I mean.
Who knows what the Duke mightbe a dad by then?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, I mean who knows what the yeah Duke might
be a dad by then.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah hey, you never know.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
You never know, you never know.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
My sock will be pretty.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Sock had a baby.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
It's good, because I needed new socks, and now I'm
it's good because, I needed newsocks and now.
I'm so I guess, since we'retalking about Star Wars, we can
talk about the other thing nowthat's been sitting on my desk
for like two and a half weeksyour cards, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
I went to Costco to go look for the Disneyland
tickets.
You guys both got emails forcheap tickets that day.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
That was crazy Right.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I get home and literally it's like bing and I'm
like wait, what?
So while I was at Costco theyhad.
Can you guys see that?
I don't know A little bit.
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's a little glary.
That's way bigger than Ithought it was going to be.
Thank you, Luke.
Luke has a big box.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
So now I can open it Because I've been waiting
Because we were going to do iton the pod.
So, yay, we're now a card box.
We're now a.
We're now a card box open.
We're now.
We're now a card.
We're now a card breakingstation.
Uh, card breaking channel.
My, my understanding, the videothat I've, the few videos that

(18:35):
I watched on this.
There's not like a ton of likesuper good stuff in it like
there's.
There's like a costco exclusiveimpacts, and then you could, you
could get super, I mean I guessyou could possibly but the few
videos that I watched thattalked about it or or did, did
it an opening on their own, likethey never got anything outside
of, like numbered cards orwhatever the costco exclusive.

(19:00):
So if you look here, so there'slike 12 packs there's like 12
packs of packs could be good,the 12 packs of regular cards.
There's like the big giant diecut card, and then there's four
packs.
Those are other, those arecostco exclusive.
Yeah, costco exclusive.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
So I think.
So back to what duke was saying, to set this all up y'all, so
we're going to disney indecember, december and Costco
had a deal to get tickets acouple of tickets, two, three
days, a food voucher, blah, blah, blah.
So I don't, and it was onlyCostco's on the West Coast.
I don't have Costco anyway andI'm in Colorado, so it wouldn't
have helped me out.
Duke went to go check it out sowe could get three of these bad

(19:40):
boys, so we can save some money.
Well, they didn't have themthere, it wasn't available, but
these cards were, so naturallyDuke stepped up, grabbed himself
some.
I don't know, jack, did youever get any?
Because I know you said youthought about getting an attack
yourself.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I did see him like a month or two ago.
Last time we went All right, sowe're going to.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
This is probably going to get Ooh, wow, okay.
I just had to hold the box upfor it to really fuck up the
Focus, the focus, ooh, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Going to have to reset that.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
When we're monetized, we'll.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
All right.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
We'll get real cameras.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
We're going to spend probably 15 minutes going
through these.
I'm going to try to go throughthem pretty quick.
We're going to do the die-cutcard first.
I saw the Kylo.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Ren one, I'm sitting here watching.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I'm all leaning in because I have no idea what's
about to happen here.
I know about the car.
I didn't know what came with it, none of that.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Oh shit, it's very Acolyte-themed.
Well, we don't got to worryabout the Acolyte Damn.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Get back to me in 15 minutes.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
I'll be back after this is mydie cut.
And then there's the back.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
That sock is definitely getting pregnant
tonight.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I do find it funny that they want this to be a
hanger or something, so there'sa place for you to put your
Never mind A little string inthere.
Put it on your.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, exactly, I was like couldn't you put a push pin
?
That way you don't go throughher head, you just go through
the little holder piece so youcan put it up on a wall without
having to.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Costco packs or regular packs?
First guys which ones.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Regular.
Save the exclusive stuff forlast.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, save the exclusive stuff for last.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Alright, so I have all these, Come on autographs.
I'm not.
What are?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
we looking for?
What are we?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
hoping for here.
Hang on a sec, let's see.
Let me look at the back here.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
What's the good stuff ?
The one of 4,000.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
All right, give me a second.
I got to brighten up the lights, which is going to screw up the
camera even more.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Naturally.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
My camera was not.
My camera was not made to openpacks of cards, obviously,
obviously, all right, let's see.
What do we have here?
Um failure to communicate let'ssee for approximate odds per
pack.
Uh go to topscom, mother, theydon't.
They don't list the uh may.

(22:22):
It may include redemption cards, which generally carry a uh 10
year expiration date actual uh.
Actual dates will uh vary.
Detail on topscom, so I don'tknow we'll have to look it up.
Jack will put it up on thescreen because he's going to get
better about um doing graphics,btl what the hell's btl all

(22:45):
right, let's see.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
So the base set is 200 cards.
All characters there areprinting plate book cards.
Oh shit, okay, that's thesecond set.
There's 200 of those.
There's hoth fractor shortprint.
Uh, that's another 200 cards.
Arabesh Shortprint 1975 Tribute.

(23:06):
So I imagine they look like theold school ones.
There's 50 of those.
A Skeleton Crew subset.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Only 50 made in the world.
No, no, no, 50 cards.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
These aren't the odds .
These are the subsets.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
There's a 25 card Skeleton Crew set.
25-card Acolyte set.
There's an Underworld OdditiesAlso 25.
Star Wars by the number,there's 24 of those.
I don't know what the fuck theyare, but it's.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
R2,.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Boba.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I think it's a paint bynumber.
It's like a white card with theblack lines and each one has a
number, so you can Galactic.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Graffiti, that sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
You're going to ruin your own card.
Collectible card.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Bonus Stage.
I don't know how many of thoseare.
There's just one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, 10 of
those Hyper Light, there's 20 ofthose Actions, 5 of those Comic
Fractor, 5 of those, one withthe Force, another 5.

(24:17):
Then a 25 set of Double Vision,and then we get into this
long-ass list of autographs, duoautographs, trio autographs,
1975 tribute autographs andsketch cards.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, my last focus is on one with the force.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'm guessing we probably won't have to.
Well, jack, if we actually getany of these, you can let us
know how many in that set.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I don't even care how many.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I don't know what the it didn't even tell me that.
I think it does have the oddsthere's our first card how many
cards?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
how many cards per pack?
I don't want to see every card.
How many cards per pack?
I don't want to see every card.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I want to see the hot .
There are five cards per pack,oh, that's not bad.
Okay, never mind.
So we got Shin Hati Sully Stark.
I'm guessing that's one of thebomber pilots from last year.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, sure.
Or a pilot from the Red.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Salt Sol.
Here our first insert Yep Landobaby Lando, Pimp Lando.
Well, older would be Pimp Lando, right, that's baby.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
And then Hux, but I think the difference is like so
I think some of the stuff that I, they are shiny.
The way the stuff that I watchthis is the way the smoke is and
stuff.
That's what is different.
Are these the ones?

Speaker 2 (25:50):
we saw at Celebration .

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I want to say no, alright, pack two.
Well, you'll be able to tellwhat set their end based on
their numbers too.
Yeah, yeah, alright, we gotMando.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Oh it's that guy from that movie coming out.
That's cool Mayor Maksha'sHistorian, captain Grodd.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Some woman in Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
And then they also have the debut.
If it's the first time theyhave a little debut.
Yes, it's the first time theymade a car yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Of that character.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, yeah, jackie, three-hole punch girl.
Yeah, bam, bam, and then it's atrap.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I trip three holes all day long.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, let me go through these real quick and
just make sure they're allnormal numbered.
Of course, admiral Ackbar isnumber one.
Come on, oh, that shit mightbe-.
The mayor is a refractor, so itsays refractor on there.
So that's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
The cards are alphabetical order.
Ackbar Ahsoka, anakin, avril.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Sheen.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Balin.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Basil.
I guess I should have gottensome sleeves to put these in.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Oh, no box, huh.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Alright, we got Vetch .
We got Zwanon Andor.
Yeah, we got a skeleton crew.
Neil what up pimp.
We got Captain Porter.

(27:18):
Captain Porter and Dengar.
Actually, I'll just open them,look at them real quick and if
there's any highlights, I'llshow those.
Okay, I'll keep showing them.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
If it's not good TV, Jack can edit it later, but I'm
curious.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
A little Qui-Gon Jinn .

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, there we go.
There's one of the creaturethat looks fancy Tatooine
Sandbeast, I'm guessing.
This is probably from BuckleBoba Fett, I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, that's the one that Boba had to fight with, the
little sand baby.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, fifth Brother, fifth the best, and
Greedo McClunky, y'all McClunky.
Should have opened that onefirst.
Wow, all right, moving on wegot.
Poe, we got.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Lord.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Thiel from the Book of Boba Fett.
If you say so, that's what itsaid on the back.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Another Aquatic card.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Cool.
I mean the card is kind of cool.
I like the image of the card.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, the bleeding, the saber.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, kite O'Connor.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Billy Lord Leia's daughter.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Okay, and then Masumita or.
I just read the back reallyquick I didn't even look at the
front.
And then I looked at the frontand I was like, oh nope, that's
not Masumita.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Stars fail.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yep stars fail.
Womp, womp, I lose trivia.
Oh, there we go, rey, who wasin two movies, not three.
I don't care.
There we go Ray, who is in twomovies, not three.
I don't care what anybody says.
Yeah, we have Masamita's sister, masamita's sister Osha.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
She's very safe.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Boba Fett, boba Fett, boba Fett A cloth out.
Boba Fett, boba Fett, boba FettA cloth out.
And there we go, little OG, ogLuke Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Too cheesy.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
He doesn't have a lightsaber.
Bro, you would too.
You would be smiling like thattoo.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
I got pictures of you .

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I got pictures of you smiling like that with a
lightsaber.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
That's not when he just got it, was it?
Did he have his light saber onhis head?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, it was on his belt.
Yeah, this was Pregnant.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
He's hanging it Pregnant.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Amidala.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yep.
Padme PPA Pregnant.
Padme Amidala Wilman.
I PPA pregnant Padme AmidalaWilman.
Mr, I'm gonna get high and thenwe're never gonna talk about it
again we got more skeleton crew, skeleton crew alright, it's

(30:17):
gonna be, an epic fail if theydon't have a Neal in the bathtub
card.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I know?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
huh, captain Gerard, I think we already had her and
then yeah, cause then here'sJabba again.
So so far they've not done agreat job mixing the cards up.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You've only gotten two repeats.
How's that not a great job?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh, we're getting more now, ben Jarbrano from.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
I wasn't a repeat.
Yeah, I wasn't a repeat either.
Still not a repeat.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Not the right one that I need Mace Windu, Mace
Windu Refractor In the same pack.
There's your fucking repeats,Lou.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I got two in the same fucking pack.
And then there we go.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
We'll be giving these extra cards away In the
comments.
That's worse.
And then boom that.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We'll be giving these extra cards away in the
comments.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Comment below for which one you want.
Come join our whatnot stream?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Neil does have a card , so yeah, he is in there.
There's two Obi-Wans Frinlock.
What the fuck is that thing?
Rebels.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Rebels, isn't that from Rebels?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Uh Dokstasi from Book of Boba Fett.
He was one of the guys from thePike meeting right.
Yeah, we have another.
Occult card, there we go.
Best card of the set.
Ah, senator Binks.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
And oh, that person was cool, yeah, yeah she was
cool.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
All right, we're down to three packs.
I shared about two boxes ofthese.
We could have made a whole uhpodcast, like a three-hour
podcast of me just sitting hereopening cards yeah, fans would
have loved that.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, our although new tops fans.
They would have loved it therewe go.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
The other person who, oh God, put on a shirt.
We got another alien.
This one's a Kessel Runcreature Kaim again.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
See, that is just ridiculous.
Topps, you should be fired.
This is reason not to buy Topps.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yord is a refractor.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yord Horde.
Let's see we need a Strangercard.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And Dryden Vos, there we go.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
A little solo Star Wars story love.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I feel like there's more than 200 characters in Star
Wars, so I'm wondering whatthey use to kind of Well, I just
saw that there's two Obi-Wancards, so I don't know.
The real Masumita.
Oh, there we go.
There's Color by Numbers.
That one is 13.
That's cool as heck.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
More Skeleton Crew Smee Cassian Alright acceptable.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
And Captain Elf, more Skeleton Crew, smee, cassian
All right Acceptable.
And Captain Elf, all right.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
But we haven't gotten any throwback cards yet Last
pack mojo.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Well, we kind of got some.
I mean, we got Queen Apollon,yep, we got Porg, porg, hell
yeah.
Why does Porg get a card andisn't just a creature, like he
should be a creature card, right.
Well, that's the prime Porg,there we go Another.
Be sure to send this card toyou, lou With that.

(33:36):
Porg Bam back to back, Back toback.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Oh hell yeah, finally some good people.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
No, they're actually bad.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well, since you put it like that that is a
perspective.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
We have three Costco packs.
So are these Costco exclusivepacks then?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Does that mean everything in the packs only can
be got then?
Yes, does that mean everythingin the packs only can be got at
Costco?

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yes, we're going to have one exclusive and the rest
of them is part of the setSupposedly.
If you look here, do you seehow the smoke at the bottom is
different?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, put two of them up next to each other.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
You see how.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Okay, yes, one's red and one's green next to each
other.
So you see how Back up.
Okay, yes, so like One's redand one's green.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
But if you look the way, the smoke curls around
what's?
The numbering on Kalnaka.
Kalnaka is CE-32.
Ce-32?
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So we got.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Kalnaka, we have Andara.
Oh shit, the other star of theupcoming Mando and Grogu movie
oh man.
Interesting that he has red ashis accenting cloud.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Hmm, hmm, cassian Andor, yeah, weird and then
we're going to finish with Hmm,hmm, uh.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Cassian and or yeah, weird.
And then, uh, we're going tofinish with uh the star of
season three the demo cards thatthey put.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Oh, these are the cards you could get.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
That's cool, and they put Neil right there in front.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
This would be cool, though Stranger in soul
autograph duo.
That would be a bad-ass card.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
This would be cool, though.
Stranger and Soul Autograph Duo.
That would be a badass card toget.
That would be a card Alright.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
These are all cards that I'm going to put in Luz and
Luz Box C-3PO Pocket.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Where is that person?
Skeleton Crew that's the onethat sold them out on the the.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Star.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Planet On Ryza.
We got Soul Soul, all right,and we're gonna finish this pack
out with uh, chewbacca, nice,nice, all right.
Last chance for my neil card,or else I'm gonna cry get your
money back.
I know I'm returning.
Well, it is costco, I couldread.
I didn't like the cards that Igot.
Oh, there we go.
There's one one, obi-wan, verynice, they didn't post a

(36:06):
checklist for the Costco set.
We got Han.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
We have Darth Maul Was that different than the
other set Maul.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Well, Lou, I am glad you asked here.
We will see the two differencesas we compare and contrast them
.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
One's zoomed in Okay.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
And the smoke is different.
Yeah, the smoke is the bigthing is the smoke.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Smoke is definitely.
Is that all and the?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
clouds in the background are different, so
basically everything but thepicture and the Sith logo is
moved.
Yeah, it's up higher Instead ofover his shoulder.
It's behind yeah, it's over hisshoulder instead of behind him.
That's some bullshit.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, interesting that that's Back in my day when
we had to go uphill both ways inthe snow to buy trading cards.
They were all different.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, no shit.
And then the final card of thisunboxing is a is a is a, wow,
fix Nix.
So yeah, that was kind of cool.
I mean those cards are kind ofcool, I like them, like for just
being kind of.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's pretty happy.
Man, we surprised, you didn'tget Neil, but you got Chewbacca,
so that's a win, that's true.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
And Kelnaka and Kelnaka.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
And Kelnaka and Kel Naka and Kel Naka and Kel Naka.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Well, thank you for indulging me while I open these
up.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Thanks for your patience.
It only took you three weeks.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I know I've been sitting here and I'm just
looking at it going, should I?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
just open these.
Every day just teasing your ass.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Every day, every day.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
All right On the Star Wars theme.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, let's talk about star wars, since we
haven't done that.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yet man, are you guys , are you guys?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
uh, all on board with the star wars roosevelt spooky
shirts tomorrow we're gonna haveto see that shirt that was
teased was just I um, I'm notmad at the colors because you
know spooky blacklight kind ofshit.
It'll be cool, but I see whatthey're doing though.

(38:13):
Like, jar, jar is the creaturefrom the Black Lagoon, vader's
Frankenstein, so they're likeold school, like horror monster,
universal monster poses.
I don't hate it, but I hopethey have something that I like.
They're like old school, likehorror monster, universal
monster poses.
I don't hate it, but I hopethey have something that I like
better.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
At least obviously because of my bias.
Yeah, vader, Emperor, was likefor me.
Like, make that a panel shirtand I'll fucking be all over
that.
Right, I wouldn't even use my15% off, if just give me that
Right so fast, Yep, but with allthe other stuff on it it was
like yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Thankfully, the shirts they typically come out
with are pretty wide selection.
That'll probably be the onlyshirt that looks like that.
Yeah, I did pick up one.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Just the whole pattern.
Like was saying I don't thecolors.
I'd have been fine if theycould have exactly all.
It is just vader and theemperor, but doing the
frankenstein thing and I'd havebeen all over.
That would have been enough forme.
Obviously I agree with you, thethe other ones, the other three
or four that'll come outtomorrow, will be very different
.
It's pretty rare that they comeout with like, oh, this one

(39:24):
looks like this one, exceptdifferent characters.
I don't think I've ever seenthat, so it'll be.
I might actually set an alarm.
Usually I don't care.
I usually wait for Jack's grouptext that says, meh, nothing I
want.
And then I go look, I mightactually, because if there's
something that's happening, ohit's going to sell out in five

(39:46):
minutes.
So and duke, I think you haveto be even faster, because you
keep telling us that the threex's, uh, sell out faster than
anything.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
So you might want to set an alarm too well like I
told you guys at a comic-con,when they had that one uh con
exclusive one, the the travelingcon one, they had done a second
print of that.
Drawn in pencil or something,drawn in something like that.
They had done a second run ofthem and they only had one 3X
left out of the second run, sothat'll be going in the wash to

(40:17):
get added to the cycle.
I went out and bought some morehangers because I was out of
hangers for for my roosevelt.
I've been like putting myregular work my old work shirts
too like in, like okay, well,this is goodwill, this is
goodwill, and now I'm finallyrunning out of I'm running out

(40:38):
of shirts that I can do, thattoo, so that is so funny.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I I just recently told an old girl about that, I
think yesterday, whenever shepaid you for the Portman shirt.
So after that conversation Iwas like, oh, check this out.
So he's getting rid of his oldwork shirts and they're going to
a donation file because he'susing Roosevelt shirts now.
And she's like I was going tolaugh at that, but I might be
doing the same thing.

(41:01):
I'm like, oh my effing goodness, I was going to laugh at that,
but I might be doing the samething.
I'm like, oh, my effinggoodness, she's got enough.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I swear she's got probably several silver shadows
I've worn all mine so far,except for the 8-bit Sesame
Street I got last week and Dickin a Box.
I haven't had an occasion towear that one yet.
We are getting to holidayseason.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Definitely not work appropriate.
I still have a handful that Ihaven't opened.
There's still Last year's thatMarvel zombie set that just came
out.
There was one that came outlast year or whatever, and I
grabbed one of those and Ihaven't opened.
I still haven't done the either.
Panel shirt from Comic-Con Wow,that's still this year's

(41:49):
Comic-Con.
I think there was another oneit's like the one Duke's wearing
right now from Japan.
Haven't opened that one.
The other one from Japan Ithink it was Luke and Vader from
Empire Haven't opened that.
All these are still in bag Justlike eh, I'll get to them.
When I get to them, Maybe I'llcrack the sale in December for

(42:13):
at least one of them.
We'll see.
I honestly doubt it, but we'llsee.
I like the t-shirt aspect inDisney.
Maybe I'll need to wear onebecause there'll be two shirts.
I'll always wear an undershirtwith those.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I know it's California, but December might
be cooler.
It wasn't last year, so A lightjacket wouldn't be bad.
Yeah, exactly, but that mightcount as a light jacket.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Yeah, well, hopefully I mean it being in December,
hopefully they will have startedcoming out with the holiday.
I've kind of strayed away fromlike the holiday specific ones,
just because there's they'relike their wearability is so
narrow, like I'm like I mean,even if I kind of dig it, I'm
like, well, I can wear it forlike a month, but like the

(43:00):
Marvel zombies one that I boughtis while it's, while it was a
halloween, you know it's intheir spooky season stuff.
You can still wear it yearround because it's zombies,
doesn't have.
Well, it doesn't have likepumpkins and like
jack-o'-lanterns and candy, youknow, like halloween related
type of things, you know.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, I got the star wars one last year with like
star wars trick-or-treating onit and stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, I'm sure they'll have one coming up for
that.
That'll be part of their cycle,right?
Very likely They'll do aHalloween one and then they'll
probably do a Christmas one,right, isn't that usually?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
their cycle.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
For all of their licensing they'll do.
It does seem like they'reoccasionally just doing the golf
shirts though, which is kind ofcool and like.
So I'm surprised I would prefer.
I'm actually surprised theyhaven't done more bamboo shirts,
because I know when I wore mineto rose city they were like

(43:57):
over the moon that I was wearingit.
They were like, oh shit, youhave one of the bamboo shirts on
and I was like yo, they, Ithink they're expensive, yeah
it's more expensive for them tomake, yeah, and they're like 10
bucks more.
I think they're like 80 bucks,yeah, or 85 bucks instead of 70
bucks yeah, five versus 70.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Yeah, yeah, ed ought to have been like all right,
maybe I'll get one here.
They're 85, that's.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I think it's I think it's actually Not that that
makes a difference.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Still, though, if it's that big of a deal,
cost-wise materials, blah, blahblah, I get it but dang.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
They're pretty fucking comfortable.
I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I almost bought another one.
This weekend when we were atUniversal, they had Five Nights
at Freddy's.
It was just a color version AFive Nights at Freddy's but it
was just a color version, like avariant of one that's just
available.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Kind of like the Star Wars Mayfair.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So my oldest was like but you bought the ugly one
from Disney for Oogie Boogie.
I'm like, but that one's not avariant, that's actually
exclusive, like the print itselfis exclusive, so had it been
the?
Print itself is exclusive, sohad it been, I might have got it
, if it was actually exclusive.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
But apparently Universal's expensive enough, so
it was like F that.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Real quick and then we can get into that.
Lou, I'm looking on the siteright now just for your
edification.
The bamboo shirts are $82.
Oral fixation, speaking ofexclusives and universals,
somebody protested Disney anddidn't even know he was until

(45:36):
you proactively.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So I have come to the realization that I'm a disney
adult, a disney snob even.
Um, so shit, I don't know whenthey announced it, probably in
the spring, early summer.
Um, they're coming out with alltheir halloween horror night
stuff and one of the houses wasuh, fallout.
So oldest super into fallout.

(46:02):
So she's like, yep, we gotta go.
I'm like no, okay, whatever.
So I I started looking into it,um, and it was expensive as
hell.
I think it was like four orfive hundred dollars for
everything we did not includingthe hotel.
Mean, let's see if I can findthe email with the tickets in it

(46:27):
.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
No, no timeshare option.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
No, we don't have timeshares in LA, so just keep
that in mind when celebrationrolls around.
We stayed in Hawthorne at someMarriott Suites, which wasn't
bad.
It was probably like 10, 15minutes from the convention
center, so it wasn't horribleand the room was actually
spacious.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
And they have connecting rooms.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
No, from the convention center it was like
half hour almost from Universal.
So we bought Halloween HorrorNights general admission day and
night so we get in regular parktickets and we get to go to
Halloween Horror Nights at night.
Those were $2.24 each and thenthey sold early access tickets

(47:13):
to Super Nintendo Land for $25each.
So it was $500 just for ticketsfor the two of us for one day.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
So it wasn't even all four of you.
This was just for two of you.
This was two people.
So it wasn't even all four ofyou.
This was just for two of you.
This was two people okay.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
So I'm like, well, fuck it, like super nintendo
land's new, it's like the newhotness, right.
So I'm like, well, that's why.
I'm like that's good, decentenough, right?
So let's just go down there.
Let's do that, um, before itgets crowded for the rest of the
day.
So we go down.
I mean, we rope dropped it Idon't know if that's what they
call it at universal, usingdisney terms.
We got there when they open, soyou can only go down to super

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nintendo land, which is the.
You have to go down like 75escalators.
It's fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
No, that's the thing I mean legit.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
It's like five or six escalators you got to go down
to get to the lower lot.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Because there's the upper lot, which has some things
, but then there's the lower lot, but then you're going down a
hill and there's nothing inbetween, Like it's like.
It's like parking at the topfloor of like Mickey and Friends
parking lot and you're just onescalators for five minutes,
yeah lot and you're just onescalators for five minutes.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Yeah, so we went down there, we went to Nintendo Land
.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
And what day was this ?
Saturday?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You guys went on Saturday right, yes, we left
Friday night after school.
So, mario, it's a rollercoasterish ride.
It's not like loops andeverything.
Actually, it's probably morelike um, the toy story right
over at DCA, where you shoot thethings on the wall and stuff.

(48:54):
But what's cool about it isthey give you this Mario hat
that you put on your head andthen, when you sit on the ride,
put these uh vr glasses on well,augmented reality glasses so
when you look down at yoursteering wheel you can see how
many coins you have, how manyshells you have, and when you
look around, you can see theother racers, like the koopa

(49:15):
troopas and everything, and soit was really cool technology.
But the ride was okay.
I guess it was fun.
We probably should have done itmore, but we finished that up
and we walked around SuperNintendo Land and that's really
the only ride they have there.
So that was sad, but we werewalking in.

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So to enter it you have to gointo one of Mario's warp pipes.
I'm like they better play thesound, and they sure enough did.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's a requirement 100%.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
But no, it was a fun ride, I wasn't mad at it.
And then I guess they have theMario characters around and
stuff.
The queue is long as hell, eventhough it's just like a walk-on
their queues are long as hell,no, just like for the waiting,
just walking around everything.
Walking around all the bands andeverything right yeah, um, but

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it's cool because a lot of it isis indoors, so that's cool.
That's something disney canlearn, um, but the queue is cool
, that's something that Disneycan learn.
Um.
But the queue was cool causeit's in Bowser's castle, so
there's a big Bowser statue.
He has all the the Mario cart,uh, cup, trophies and stuff,
bowser's throne, so it wasreally well done.
After that we went back out andwe're like, well, let's just do

(50:40):
all the lower lot stuff.
So I think next we did JurassicPark.
Sorry, jurassic World, it'sbeen updated since I was there
last 20 years ago.
But it's a boat ride.
You get on.
You're like, oh, we're going toa nice stroll through Jurassic
Park, look at the niceherbivores.

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And then you get up to thisgate and all the lights turn red
because you're going tocarnivore carnival or some shit.
Yeah, like, oh, everything'sopen, uh, failures, and all the
lights start flashing and shit.
And then you go in.
You see the raptor cage isbusted, um, the indominus rex
doors busted in, there's bloodand claw marks on the walls.

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You're like, oh, we're allgoing to die, so scary.
Then the Dilophosaurus arespitting water on you.
Thankfully it got in mydaughter's mouth.
She's like oh, it got in mymouth.
I'm like you're going to meltfrom the inside out.
Sucks for you.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Then it goes inside.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
That would be the last time I ever hear you say
that, oh man, I'm waiting foryou to part.
There were no body parts layingaround.
No, no, no, there was actuallyblood on the wall, though, so I
mean, that's what made me thinkabout it, as soon as you said
that I'm all like any body partsto go with this blood on the
wall, they still got to keep itPG yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
They got to make sure those boats are full.
Yeah, which they weren't.
We sat there for like 10-15minutes waiting for it to open
proper and they were justrunning the boat just coming
down and then her uh, ocd autismkicked in.
And just like the boats arecoming down in numbered order,
it's like five and then six, andthen seven, and then one

(52:25):
skipped and then it was nine.
It's like, oh man, but then 10,11, 12, that one better have
been under repair.
And she's like disney doesn'tdo that, they don't care.
I'm like you know, disneyprobably has enough boats that
they don't have to care.
Like, if this boat has ascratch paint, swap it out.
And then that's why theirnumbers are all out of order.

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Um, so you go inside.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Good dad, answer there.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Good dad, yeah, exactly I had to sue with her
before she had a autismbreakdown.
So you go inside and then it'sdark, and then the indominus rex
shows up and he fights thet-rex, and then there's raptors.
And then you go up and hefights the T-Rex, and then
there's raptors, and then you goup and then you go down and you
get wet.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
And then the Dilophosaurus spit on you again,
right so?

Speaker 3 (53:13):
yeah, lou knows, lou will remember that yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Then we went on the mummy roller coaster which
replaced I think E.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, I think you're right last time I was there,
yeah, but the et wasn't a rollercoaster, that was like a
walking ride, right like it wasum, it was more like peter pan
if we're comparing.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's just like a nice cruise through, like the story
and everything.
And then he says your name atthe end.
It's like Jack, be good.
But now it's the mummy, brendanFraser the mummy, and it was
weird, like it was a good rollercoaster but there was like no
story to it.

(54:00):
So like you come in Imhotep'sresurrected resurrected, and
he's like I'm going to take yoursoul, and then the
rollercoaster takes off andyou're going through the dark
and there's all these like blacklight, um, mummy, ghost things,
and then you stop and then youget shot backwards.

(54:21):
So you do like the whole thingbackwards and then, even with
that, it's like I'm going andthen emotex, like I'm gonna take
your soul.
Then your cart turns on therides over my daughter's like I
think he did take my soulbecause I got no joy out of that
.
Wow, do it again to make sureit really did suck.
So we did it again and yeah it,there's like no story to it.
I don't, it was very sad.
And then they don't let you takeyour bags on that ride and one

(54:44):
of the Harry Potter rides.
So they give you like thesefree locker rentals while you're
on the ride.
It's like a two-hour thing, Iguess, depending on the queue,
but the lockers were barely evenbig enough for our lounge flies
, like we had to squish them toeven fit them in there.
It was ridiculous, ridiculous.
And then the last ride on thelower lot was, um transformers

(55:07):
3d, but that didn't open tilllike nine, I think.
So we ate breakfast at thejurassic park cafe, um did you
interact with.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Did megatron make fun of you?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
yeah, that's one of my favorite youtube.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
have you ever seen that like megatron comes out?
Oh, like, yeah, that's one ofmy favorite YouTube.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Have you ever seen that Like Megatron comes out?
Oh, like they had the Nest guysout there.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
But every time we walked by Megatron was not out
there.
But yeah, he totally likeroasts people.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yeah, and that costume was actually designed by
a friend of my best friend,their company from here in
Portland.
They designed it and so it'sjust one person, but they were
able to do the get all themechanics and stuff to work so
it can just be one person and hewalks out there that's cool um
well, yeah, that's one of myfavorite.
A couple times and um, yeah, hewas never out there louis, um,

(55:56):
there's where your bodies are,lou, they're around megatron
after he fucking slays him.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Dude, for real, though, that's not even a joke.
I was like I wasn't sure.
The very first time I saw itLast year, two years ago I was
like, is this real?
And then I saw different people.
I was like, oh my god, this isreally happening.
This is too cool.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Especially when it's like the kids and he's just like
, ah, fuck you little kid Right.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Especially when it's like the kids and he's just like
ah, fuck you little kid Right.
And the kid's like what did Ido?
What did I do Where's?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Optimus Prime at Fuck this guy.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
So all right, no no, no, no, we can't insert the
video.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah, I'm not on YouTube.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, so the Transformer ride.
You're at the Transformer.
It's based on the movies, soyou're on the base.
The Decepticons are coming andwe're getting evacuated by this
Autobot named Evac and he hasthe weakest transformation ever

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he turns into a ride car.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Oh, that was one of the pictures you sent right yeah
, I don't know what cybertroniangot.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
He pissed off that when he was made by the primes.
They're like, bruh, you're aride car.
You can fit eight people, noteven doors come down you have
seat belts with, uh, yellowstraps on them, um, but you put
3d glasses on and it runs youaround through the battle, like

(57:29):
ravage shows up and thenbumblebee pulls his head off and
there's missiles and shit.
But it's like 4d, because whenthe missile comes at you it gets
really hot and then likemegatron, like squirts on you or
something.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
It was weird I got it in my mouth again, dad yeah oh
my god, we're stopping by thebar after this.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
When is my olga's?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
what is my?
Right when is my olga'sreservation?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
um, it was a cool ride.
Uh, I'm glad we didn't have towait in a super long line for it
, but then it broke down rightat the end, like we were about
to get off, and it broke down.
I'm like, oh, that sucks, butthey gave us like a fast pass to
come back.
We just didn't have time to doit.
Well, we did, but that'sanother story.
So after that we went backupstairs to do more stuff.

(58:21):
The best ride at Universal theescalators.
Yep the escalators again, youcan see all of Studio City.
It's not a bad view, it's not,it's really nice.
So we went back up there.
We did the Simpsons ride, whichused to be the Back to the
Future ride, last time I wasthere.

(58:42):
There we did the Simpsons ride,which used to be the Back to
the Future ride, last time I wasthere.
It's kind of funny because it'sa Disney license now.
No mention of Disney Plus oranything like that where you can
watch all these episodes of theSimpsons.
They're showing you clips of.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
You can watch episodes.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, that one was another.
I'd have to say it's more likeSoren, a little bit More like
extreme Soren, because they liftyou up in your car and you're
in front of a screen and you'relike on a roller coaster.

(59:19):
A roller coaster because it'sjust on the screen and Sideshow
Bob's there and he's trying tokill the simpsons again.
Um, so that one was okay.
And then we went over to harrypotter land, which was done
really well the dragons thedragon.
There is supposed to be awesomeyeah, yeah, um, it's themed

(59:42):
really well.
Everything was really reallywell done over there.
Uh, we went on like a quidditchride.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I guess I think that's the new one.
I think there's three ridesover there, right there's, like
a the hagrid's motorbike onewell, you're thinking florida.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Florida has the motorcycle.
Okay, um, but no.
So this one was like harry andthe his harry run and hermione.
Yeah, harry and the henderson's.
Um, john, they used to beuniversal, not anymore.
Um, they concoct some schemesso that you can go hang out with
harry on the quidditch pitchand everything john lift gal.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
he actually is in the new show, so that's actually on
point Full circle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
So you're walking, the queue is the castle, which
is really cool.
They did really well with themoving paintings and everything.
You go through the GryffindorCommons and you go by
Dumbledore's office and then theride itself.
You sit down.
It's like a row of three orfour, I think it's four.
The thing comes over you andyou just fly through the castle.

(01:00:54):
Dragons show up and you go andtry to catch the golden snitch
and everything.
It was pretty cool.
I liked that one, the flight ofthe Hippogriff weak as fuck.
We were in line for like 15, 20minutes and the ride was like
30 seconds long.
So mad.
It was almost like fuckingRapunzel dude.

(01:01:19):
Yeah well, you're in lineforever and the ride's like two
seconds long.
So I don't recommend that one.
You're there for the queuereally that queue sucked because
it's just outside of Hagrid'sHut, so there's just like big
vegetables and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Not even a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
No Fluffy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Yeah, no, fluffy wasn't there or anything, it's
horrible.
And then, yeah, no, go ahead,go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Well, no, I think I'm gonna head on myself because I
haven't been.
It's been 40, 35, 40 yearssince I went to.
Universal was the one time everblah, blah, blah.
I remembered like there waslike a big old lake and there's
some shows that they did.
There was a star trek one, a etone and a miami vice one, for

(01:02:06):
three different shows that Iwent to do they still live shows
?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
yeah, do they still do that water?
So there's water world.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
That's still there that's like the only thing we
didn't do, though that lake iswater world now, and not miami
and, yes, and during, and I sawa video, and maybe, jack, I
don't yeah, I don't want to giveaway your evening but I saw
that they did actually changethe water.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Yeah, they had some purge one, yeah, but again we
didn't see, we didn't go toeither one of those.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
And then the other ones were like 80.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
They like they would pull one person uh like before
the thing and that kind of stuff, like interactive kind of stuff
before they started moretowards the rides.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Now okay, that's where the one was they did like
a two minute thing where theytook a guest and put him in like
a klingon makeup and everythingbefore, and then they go out
he's teaching a few lines andthey put, yeah, they edit it
real quick to do a two minutescene.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Yeah, they used to do more like behind the scenes
movie kind of stuff.
Now it's just a theme park withrides.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
But even where Mario World and Transformers are they
used to have a?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
backdraft thing.
They used to have a backdraftthing.
You go in there, they show youhow they did all the fire
effects and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Don't do that anymore oh man, that would be cool
because he's part of the tour.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, yeah, so part of the studio tour we went on
the studio tour which is stillthe best part of going universal
.
It's an like an hour long justsitting there chilling that was
super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You see some of the stages or the areas where
they're filming and everythingyeah, I mean, it was saturday so
they weren't really filming.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
But um no, no, just just to see where they did it
was yeah, so they have a lot ofit through hill valley, they did
not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
yep, that must have been, they were they were they,
that must have meant they werefilming something there, so not,
maybe not.
Sorry, go ahead, luke.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
No, no, no, go ahead and finish your talk.
I was going to say that even ifthey have stuff set up to film
something, they won't take youthrough those parts of the.
So the tour will depend on whatsets are being used at the time
.
So, even though they're notfilming anything active there,
hill Valley is one of the morepopular spots, it seems like,
where everybody wants to gobecause it's back to the future,

(01:04:28):
but they also film a bunch ofstuff there, so like I guess, I
guess I'm guessing they weredoing something on saturday that
jack was not able to

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
see hill valley which sucks, it was very sad, but, um
, so they did still have it setup for the good place.
I guess nobody's wanted to usethat set, so that was weird.
But yeah, it was still set upfor the Good Place.
And then they still have likethe Four years ago, yeah right,

(01:04:56):
yeah, so they still have it setup.
You still do a couple of stops.
King Kong used to be this big,big, huge animatronic with
banana brass, but now theyrethemed it to a 3d ride or like
a 3d experience with peterjackson's king kong.
Um, so he's like fightingt-rexes and stuff and again you

(01:05:20):
get squirted on.
It gets in your oldestdaughter's mouth.
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
I can't wait to hear her therapy in 10 years about
this.
Yeah, my dad was talking aboutmy trip to Universal on his
podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Got squirted in the mouth a few times.
Yeah, at least Maybe I'mgetting my parks confused, but
is that ride tour thing?
Is that the one that had thePsycho house?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yes yes, yes, yes.
So you go on.
Jaws is there?
Yeah, you go by the BestWhorehouse in Texas or whatever
the hell.
That Dolly Parton movie was the.
Monster's House 1313 MockingbirdLane and they had to paint it
purple so it shows up better inblack and white.
So it's still purple.
But yeah, you go by the BatesMotel, which was blocked because

(01:06:17):
they had a haunted house therefor whore nights.
So sad on that part, but I'lltell you later why it got cool.
And then that, yeah, that'swhen we went by the, the psycho
house, and norman bates wasthere trying to kill me.
I wish you would have.
But they still do the subwaything.

(01:06:38):
The subway comes in, everythingcatches on fire, then there's
floods and everyone yeah, yeah,yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Right earthquake yeah .

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Wasn't the parting the Red Sea?
Was that a part of that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
No, we did not go through the lake and I forgot
about that until just now whenyou mentioned it.
But no, we didn't go throughthe lake.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
I think that's been replaced by something else,
maybe they're also but yeah,there also used to be the part
where you'd go through thetunnel and it was, yeah, the I.
It was like, uh, you were goingthrough like a ice cave and it
was like rotating and it gotsuper fucking cold like they'd
make.
They would bring it down tolike almost freezing, but then

(01:07:16):
you got like super tripped outbecause it was spinning the
whole time while you're drivingthrough yeah I think now that's
the fact.
I think that's now.
That's the fast and furiouspart of the ride.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
That wasn't part of it either but maybe that's
florida, I could be gettingmaybe it could be, but it could
be so, um, and then I think thelast part was Nope.
They still have the theme parkset up from Nope, the little
carnival they had going, and sothey stop and they just start

(01:07:45):
playing all this like creepymusic and sound effects and shit
, and you're like something'sgoing to get me.
Nothing ever came to get me,though, but it was creepy as
hell, even though it was themiddle of the day, and then that
was over, and then that's whenwe're like so we've done
everything.
It's like 1230.
No fast passes, no dash, no,nothing, dude, we got there at 7

(01:08:07):
and we finished everything.
So that tells you how muchUniversal does not have.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Right.
Well, you said you didn't dosomething, so you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
So we didn't go to Waterworld, but that was one
thing.
That was an hour.
They are building a Fast andthe Furious roller coaster which
looks really cool, so I'lldefinitely go back for that.
So yeah, so we're like, well,let's just go do something else,
like sit, get out of the sun,get a big-ass drink.
We went to go watch the LongWalk, which was actually pretty
good.

(01:08:39):
Then we came Well, no, then wedid shopping.
There's shops outside on CityWalk which is like downtown
Disney.
Somebody that didn't even comewith us wanted to buy everything
in the Wicked store.
We did that.
We got little ones, some.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Hello Kitty stuff.
It wasn't all four of you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
No, he just said it was two of them.
Yeah, it's just the two of usdude, I missed that part.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Yeah, yeah.
$500 tickets just for two of us.
Yeah, for a day.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Half day, Half day really.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yeah, exactly for a day.
Half, yeah, yeah, half day.
Really.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, for real,um.
So we did shopping, we tookeverything back to the car, then
we went in um.
Then they gave us wristbands sowe could stay after 5, 30, um
for the horror show, thehalloween stuff, um.
So then we went downstairs.
Everybody on the internet saidthat the five nights at f
Freddy's house is like 70 hourslong.

(01:09:37):
So we're like well, let's justget that one out of the way,
right?
And that's when I text youthey're like oh, it's 180
minutes and it was only an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Yeah, that's what I was all like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
That's BS, I think I texted you guys at like 5.30.
I'm like cool, we'll be in at630 into the actual house, Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
And the house itself was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
It was set up like Freddy's from the movie.
Like you walk in, there's ananimatronic of Freddy.
Haven't seen the movie.
You didn't see Five Nights atFreddy's yet.
Oh man, you cry.
It's a Blumhouse movie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
You know it's going to be decent, at least.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
No, I just when it first came out, like 10 years
ago and all that crap, I didn'tcare.
You know, it was like no, no,no, no like all the hype about
it was like the game.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, I'm like.
The movie was on two years ago.
My niece was all about it,right I mean, and I was like
whatever, don't care, don'tunderstand.
And then the movie came out.
I was like still don't care,still don't understand, so, and
I know there's a second onecoming out.
So I saw the trailer when Iwent to go see the um the demon
slayer movie.
Uh, last week it's entertainingenough.
Okay, all right.
Well, I'm sure it's streamingby now, so I'll give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yeah, I'm sure um, so it was set up pretty good.
Um, the first like scares.
There's just like these littlekids with like knives and hooks
and nothing.
I will tell you, I did not getscared in any of the houses at
all, nothing like them jumpingout and stuff.
Not once did it scare me.
So maybe the mummy did suck outmy soul, well, and I got no joy

(01:11:11):
out of anything, I think Ithink we've been talking about
how you're you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
You're dead inside and have been dead inside for a
very long time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yeah, so, but it was really cool.
There were a couple parts wherethey have puppeteers
controlling some of theanimatronics.
That stupid-ass cupcake thingjumped out of the wall a couple
times, but it was okay.
I wasn't super impressed withit.
I I'm like why are peoplewaiting like three hours for

(01:11:38):
this um?
So then we went out and I wasjust going to take her back
upstairs to go do um fallout,right.
But she's like no, let's do thescarecrow with music by slash.
I'm like okay.
So that one said half hour wait.
It was like 10, 15 maybe.
So you go into this house andthere's like a scarecrow outside
in cornfields.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
He blocks the camera.
I was blowing my nose.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Sorry, right Reset.
We got this out.
Cut this out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
You can't see this, but you gotta make sure all
y'all motherfuckers hear this,like I've done it a couple times
, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
You know what we do enough stuff for the people
watching the videos.
Every once in a while we got todrop some stuff for the audio
people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Okay, ASMR to the rescue.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Right.
So you go in this house andthere's like a haunted scarecrow
.
I mean the music's pretty good.
So you go through and there'sall these dead people, like at
Thanksgiving dinner or some shit, and like scarecrows are inside
the walls, opening panels androar.
They're not allowed to touchyou.
But my spectrum daughter someof the like cloth doorways in

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between rooms were made out ofburlap.
She's like nope.
So the one time I almost gotscared was I was holding the
burlap so she didn't have totouch it, and then somebody got
my face and I just like jumpedback real quick it was more of a
shock than a scare.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Somebody would have got swung off.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, so they're not allowed to touch it.
They get super close, though,and then like that's the thing,
so we did that one and then shit, what do we do after that?
Well, because there's like,that's like seven or eight
houses, right like, yeah, yeahyeah, so then, oh, after that we
went to freddy's to eat becausethey had like pizza, and then

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they were selling a cupcakebased on the character.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Well, when you watch the movie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Okay, my first thought was the pizza.
I'm like, isn't it a pizzahouse?
Yes, it is Like a Chuck ECheese type place.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
There's a character that walks around with a cupcake
that has like buck teeth on it.
So they were selling a cupcakeof that, so we went over.
We sat down by jurassic park,we ate.
Um.
Art the clown was walkingaround scaring people.
I haven't watched those movies.
So I guess he shakes a tin canwith money in it or something.
I don't know.
I haven't watched those yet.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Um and there was like a terrifier.
Terrifier like low budget, lowbudget horror but it has become.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, everybody was all excited about last year's
part three exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
And then they had some dude on stilt so it was
like some skeleton slash so hewas hanging out so we ate.
And then, um, there were linesfor two houses right there.
One of them was a wwe, wyattsix or something, I don't
fucking know Right, but I waslike, okay, cool, let's do that
one.
I'm like, whatever, it's like a10 minute wait, so we do that

(01:14:45):
one.
And really it was just likesome zombie undertaker house.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
I don't know who, why it is, but I don't think he was
there Well, well, when we doour spinoff WWE podcast, I'll
get you up to speed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Cool, but yeah, I know it's like some zombie
undertaker and then again deadpeople at the dinner table and
burlap curtains that I wasprotecting my child from Because
they were trying to attack.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Burlap is so rough it's like I fucking get it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
It's like I fucking get it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I'm over here like yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Lou is out here punching all of the scare actors
but going like I can't gothrough that door because it's
burlap.
Jack, hold the door for me,then he goes through the door
and punches somebody else in theface.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I could see elementary school you two
actually volunteering to jumpinto that sack to hop around in.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
No, yes, it's like I'm already ashy as fuck.
I don't need to be scratchingmy skin too.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I'm going to stay ashy too, because I'm allergic
to lotion, these days Alsocalled lazy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Is that what the allergy is called lazy?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
it absolutely is, and and she I'm like they ain't
gonna see this part of my body,that part of my body don't need
lotion harris, fucking tariffson lotion, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
So then we went back up the 73 escalators to do the.
They had a tram.
No, so the tram has it's ownterror, tram, terror, tram so
they have their own bloomhousethemed haunted house downstairs
I was telling you about.
So you go in, like all thecharacters out there the grabber

(01:16:37):
from Blackphone, Megan, somepurge dudes, they're out there,
they're screaming at you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Then they run inside and you go into the different
haunted houses, but they're likemini haunted houses, they're
not like full.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, so there's a poltergeist one.
There was the purge, uh,megan's house.
Uh, no, not poltergeist.
Exorcist poltergeist had itsown house back at the main park.
Um, black phone had one, whichwas kind of cool, because the

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second one, if you see in thetrailers, it's like ice and
stuff.
So one of the grabbers was onthis ice thing and he was
sliding around with theirchainsaws and shit or whatever
he was doing.
That's another movie we need towatch.
That one was good too.
And then so part of it was Ithink it was the Insidious House

(01:17:34):
.
We got to walk right in frontof the Bates Motel, like the
actual film sets, because themonsters were coming out of the
hotel rooms.
So that was cool as hell to beable to walk right there on
those sets.
And then you walk around to theBates, to the actual house and

(01:17:54):
Norman's up there you can takepictures with Norman and shit,
and then you walk through thePurge the videos that I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
I spent way too much time watching the theme park one
.
What?
Was your thoughts on the plane,because I always thought the
plane looked super cool at nightduring the Halloween Horror
Night stuff.
It looks cool the plane,because I always thought the
plane looked super cool at nightduring the halloween horror
night stuff it looks cool duringthe regular show the regular
studio tour because we didn'tbuy it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I think it was war of the worlds, the tom cruise
movie.
Yeah is what it was for.
Yep, um, but when we walkedthrough it and looked at it I
was like damn, they like built awhole ass airplane, like they
put like a bunch of seats inthere and there's like seat
belts hanging off and stuff.
I thought it looked cool ashell no, it's a legit, even up
close.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
It's a legit plane that they like cut apart and
brought it, put it up and thenre destroyed it after they
reassembled it like there's likea whole video online about it.
It's actually pretty wild whatthey did to just just for that
like so, uh, no, it was cool asheck.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I mean like it looked really good up close and
everything, dead people hangingeverywhere, and then I think the
megan house was last.
You just get back on the tram,they take you back and then
that's when we went to go dofallout.
That was probably the longestline.
We waited in the whole timelike it said 35 minutes, and it
was about 40 minutes by the timewe got in it.

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Honestly, I thought a bunch ofthe houses were, as the kids say
, very mid, but this one wasreally good.
Like you walk in um, they haveit all themed to um fall out,
like the, the corporation andthe little vault dude and his
cartoons and stuff are going.
And you go in the vault andlike um, lucy's brother pops out

(01:19:41):
.
The kid looked just like him.
They had like dead vaultdwellers and they like bought
the, the wand company pit boysthat they're selling like the
hundred dollar pit boys that Igot for us and they're just on
dead mannequins on the floor.
I'm like, let me get that um.
But then, like the ghoul popsout and there's like different

(01:20:04):
uh wastelander dudes around liketrying to scare you.
And then lucy pops out.
Uh, it's when you're in beavisand buttheads uh fucking
convenience store she comes outwith the um checking the mic,
checking the mic with thedefibrillator and then like all
the ghouls are like in thefreezers and stuff still.
So that one was actually reallywell done.

(01:20:26):
I was glad we saved that forlast, because the rest of them
were just meh.
And then we went over to thefallout cafe to have dinner.
Um, so burger was gone.
Yeah, burger was out.
So that was sad.
But it was like a barbecueburger with pickles and bacon.
It sounded delicious.
I ended up with a guano meat ona stick which was like

(01:20:48):
cornflake hot dogs, a littleless exciting.
But one of the things that mydaughter really wanted was
Radaway.
So in the games everything'sradioactive nuclear fallout, so
they have this stuff you take tolower your radiation levels.
So one of the drinks they hadwas radaway and they sell it in
like a blood bag.
So we got those.

(01:21:09):
It was just okay.
She thought it tasted likemedicine yeah, well it's
probably all syrup, like it waswell, it's like some habanero
something or another.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Well, that habanero aftertaste is going to make it
taste like medicine.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Yeah, so it was just okay.
But we had cool blood bags thathave right-of-way stickers on
them.
But the food was pretty decentand after that we just bounced.
It was like 10, 11-ish and we'dbeen there since 7.
So we were like let's bounce.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
Which means your day started before or at 6.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
Yeah, exactly, but yeah, overall, I'm a Disney guy.
I just think that the rides arebetter.
I think there's more bang foryour buck.
Like I said, we were done by 12, 30 dude, without fast passes
or disability passes or anything, and the only thing we didn't
watch was a water world.
So, but it was fun to do everyfew years.

(01:22:07):
Maybe, um, take it slower,maybe I don't know.
I don't know about halloween,horn nights, just okay.
Maybe the the Florida park isbetter.
I haven't been there yet, so itseems like that's a multi-day
park.
Legoland better.
You know what I like Legolandbetter, but I just like the
theming of it better.
Like, when we went to Legolandin Florida and San Diego, we

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spent most of the day there,like from opening till almost
closed, but even when we hadpasses back in the day, we had
never stayed there way back inthe day.
We would get there like 10 only, stay till six and still do
everything.
But it was nice to have passes.
Knots, you could do all day.

(01:22:53):
That one's not a bad deal.
Uh, they have a lot of rollercoasters.
Last time we went, though, thegirls weren't super into the
roller coasters, so we didn't doa lot of like the scarier ones.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Um, but no, I mean, but this is number one for a
reason, I think but knots alsohas like a lot of like deeming
stuff around the park that youcan do as well besides the ride
yeah, yeah, like they have likethe cowboyouts and they have
shows and stuff, knott's ispretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Living in California, you see the commercials all the
time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
What I like about Knott and the chicken Knott's
got that chicken.
Yeah they do have the chickenat Knott's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Do you plan on doing Magic Mountain before they close
?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
I don't know.
The girls have never expressedany kind of interest in it, so I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
I would want, or had wanted to, just because their
nostalgia it's like, hey, let mehit one more last time before
they shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Yeah, well, if you want to, just let us know, we'll
go out there Make it happen.
Yeah, valencia, I'm a disneyguy.
I've even um my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
She's like, yeah, the studio tour was the best thing.
I'm like, yeah, it was right on.
So your next disney trip iswhat?

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
uh, halloween right before halloween, no we're not
going in october at all what itwas on your list what happened
um, it's just everything justtiming out with wife's birthday
and other stuff going on.
It's just, it's not happeningHer birthday is two weeks before
that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
And also it's her birthday.
Why are you not going for herbirthday?

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Because, being the great husband that I am, I got
her tickets to go see Wizard ofOz at the Sphere, so that's
solid exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
I'm all like you know .
I know what that means.
Therefore never mind.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
Have you seen?
Have you guys seen, any of theyoutube videos from it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I've seen a couple here and there, but I didn't
want like spoilers for it um,I'm not even going I'm not even
going, I'm sending wife andlittle one because little one,
those two love wizard of oz.
So if I'm paying money it'sgoing to be for those two to go
the people who actually wantyeah well, so you can get
spoilers, since you ain't gonnasee it yeah, that's a good point

(01:25:11):
now I can yeah, but yeah no.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
They like drop apples on you and shit and like it's
flying around during the tornadoand stuff, and yeah it's crazy,
yeah, when, uh, when they dothe, uh, when they go into the
poppy fields and they like, fillthe room up with smoke, that
smells like like flowers like,and then it snows on you when
linda makes the Yep.

(01:25:35):
Bubble snow, let's go, yeah, Idon't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
I'm very interested to see their reaction to it.
But yeah, we have zero plans togo.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
Well, yeah, I was going to say when I, when I got
our tickets for Disney two weeksago, I linked all of us
together again and it was like,oh, they're going end of October
Before us.
No, it was like October20-something.
It was before Halloween thatyou guys were scheduled to go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
If we go, it might be , but also she's supposed to
have her knee surgery as well.
I just tried to get that donewell before our cruise in
January, so we might not begoing until Novembermber.
I already had a work wife pickup one of the.
It's like a mickey ghostpopcorn bucket.
I'm like I don't think we'remaking it, so I need you to get

(01:26:25):
this for me smart, just in caseyeah, is that the same one who
did the trades with you atuniversal or something?

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
no, this girl is the one that got me the grogu zipper
last year okay, yeah, wait, Ididn't remember that right,
though, there was somebody whoyou stated with that universe
okay, yeah, okay, that's thenice thing, she has universal
pass lou.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
As you know, that's the nice thing about work wives
is you can have multiple of themand it's not a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
They don't get jealous exactly uh, the work
wives don't, but the actual onesmight get jealous of the work
ones, to tell you that much well, that's their problem, just
saying I agree, I 100 agree.
Shit, you want to get jealousand just go be friends and make
her your work wife too, and wecan all get together or just

(01:27:12):
realize.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
Or just realize that your husband is still a badass
and can manage multiple women atonce.

Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Yeah, For real.
It's like you ain't here allthe time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Right, you ain't it.
It doesn't matter that Lou'scloser to 100 than anybody else,
right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I'm closer to 100 than frickin' Z 10 days.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
Okay.
So since we haven't talkedabout star wars at all, this
came through when, when we weretalking.
I'm just one of y'all yeah, not, I don't know duke's kind of
into this, but just curious whaty'all think if this will show
up the pops yeah, I saw that too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Um, I am likely going to get hondo obviously, and
you're gonna get um.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Uh oh, jesus christ, middle bottom dude uh kanan yeah
, so you're getting that one tooand maybe asajj.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
I like if the color on her sabers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:08):
Is that good, then yes for the people who, the
people who are all not watchingthis.
There are six new funko, pop,star wars, star Wars coming out
there we go there they are,there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
But Jesse meh, I never really cared for him on
the show, I'm more of a Fivesguy myself.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Yeah, I'm with you on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Those are Clone Wars Pops Rebel.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
And then the Dooku is the young Dooku from Tales of
the.
Jedi yeah young Dooku fromTales of the Jedi.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
Tales of the Jedi.
Yeah, yeah, young Dooku andthen Kanan, then fucking Hondo.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Asajj.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
So I think the Asajj I like and that's about it, as
in willing to spend money on.
I like the way they look.
I like the Kanan looks prettydamn good.
Hondo, I like the way they look.
I like the Canaan looks prettydamn good.
Uh, hondo, I liked it.
He had this little monkeylizard.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Yes, yeah, that looks cool and it's different than
the last one I got.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
So yeah, that's the other side of that, right.
It's an actual difference thatyou can tell Yep, um.
So before, before we start towrap it up, something that I
mentioned in our text thread,but we haven't had a chance to
bring it up in the pod, so youguys gave me that list of shit I
should watch, and Warfarewasn't online until the day I

(01:29:28):
said it wasn't online.
And now it's online, so I'llwatch that one once.
I'm probably done with DSpace9.
I'm halfway through season fiveof seven with DSpace9.
I'm halfway through season 5 of7.
507, huh Of DSpace9.
Night Swim not very good.
I'm not mad that I watched it,it just wasn't very good, right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
It was just okay.
Yeah, right, and I think that'swhat Jack had said, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Yeah, yeah, it was okay, it wasn't great.
Yeah, but it had.
You know, usag was kind of cool.
Yeah, it was, it was.
It was like I, I wasn't likemad that I watched it, it was
just like, oh man, I could seehow this movie could have so
much potential.
It could have been awesome.
Uh, the predator animated wasnot good.
Uh, it wasn't bad.

(01:30:11):
Also, again, it just wasn't.
It was like, all right, I sawit, um, I'm, I'll wait for the
movie in november or whenever.
Peacemaker was not good at all.
The first two episodes, be veryclear, I only saw the first two
episodes I told you that itstarts on the third episode.
I know yeah, but you told methat after I'd already stopped
that episode too, it was like Iwill wait till this shit is done

(01:30:34):
because I am wasting my.
It was like it like watchingWandaVision.
It was like oh all right.
I'll just wait till that one'sdone.
I'm sure it'll get better, andwhen it's done I'll binge it.
Twisted Metal was fantastic.
I enjoyed Twisted Metal.
Sweet Tooth is ridiculous.
The whole show is ridiculous.
I had lots of fun watchingTwisted Metal.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
It's probably one of the better preexisting IP shows
slash movies.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
And it's crazy, there's not even been a game out
for like 10 years.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Well, they did it yeah, sorry, go ahead Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
No, they did a good job with it.
The whole switching the themain girl, um from party of five
, uh, I from Party of Five.
I don't think there was any.
It was like alright, this ishow it is and that's all there
is to it.
It was like, oh, that's fine itwasn't like oh man, what
happened?

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
It was legit, but it's not where you think it is
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
So Twisted Middle was good, and then finally saw the
first episode of Alien Earthlast night.
Yeah, I'm on board that wasgood, and then finally saw the
first episode of Alien Earthlast night.
Yeah, I'm on board.
That was good, and I know theseason is already over so I
can't binge it.
Is it over?

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
This week we got one more.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
If it was over last week on Tuesday's episode, I
would have been pissed.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
I would have boycotted.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
I would have joined the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Disney boycott.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
Iroh's episode is the last episode yes, for me my
purpose is it's over, because bythe time I get to that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
It won't even be like October, but yeah, that first
episode.

Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
I was like, okay, this is pretty bad.
You guys were like, oh, thefirst episode, it's like they're
.
Okay, this is pretty bad.
You guys were like, oh, thefirst episode, and it's like
they're setting up.
I'm like they set it up my ass.
This is great.
This is so I did.
Of all the ones that I watched,alien Earth and Twisted Metal
were probably up there.
That was fantastic.
So we'll see how it goes In acouple of weeks I'll have it.

(01:32:33):
So again, there's only sevenepisodes left.
In a couple of weeks I'll haveit Again.
There's only seven episodesleft, probably able to watch two
a night for a couple of nights,like tonight, monday Night
Football.
I'd like to say I can only doTuesday if there's no Tuesday
movie to watch but you're goingto the cheapy movie, right the
preview?

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
I was going to say tonight is going to be like 20
minutes of Monday Night Footballand then one of those blind
movies rated R.
No idea what it's going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
And if it's?

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
like oh man, I don't want to watch this.
I'm going to leave and go watchMonday Night Football, but if
it's like, oh okay, I'm curious,then I'll stay and miss the
game.
So we'll see.
Let's see what's coming out,didn't we determine that it's
stuff that's coming out in theweek or two.
You know a movie that'll be outin one week or two and it's
rated R.
That's all I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Let's see.
That's why we didn't go see it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Probably not one battle after another, because
that That'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Strangers, chapter 2.
You haven't watched the firstone yet, Maybe, maybe, strangers
.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Strangers.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Chapter 2, part one yep, but I mean so I'll have to
watch the first one, like it's aprequel there's not a ton
coming out between now and tronlike yeah one battle after
another is really the only otherone, that's when I looked it up
like a couple years ago, thatwas my first guess.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
It's probably going to be that that uh, leonardo I'm
excited about that one.
I think it'll be good, it seemsyou know, I would not be sad if
it's that one.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
But it'll probably be Strangers If I was going to put
money on it.
As far as what's coming out, Iwould bet it's Strangers.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
That was my thought too.
I would bet Strangers and hopefor one.
And have we talked?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
about.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I'll do like last time.
I'll be in a theater.
It's not really packed forwhatever.
I think those things are kindof fun, but it wasn't really
packed.
So what I'll probably do ishave my phone out Once they put
the title up.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
I'll text it to you guys and then I'll put it up, as
one does, your guys' excitementlevel for Tron.
Tron Ares.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
I'm looking forward to it.
I need to.
The girls need to watch thefirst two, but I'm looking
forward to it I was just gonnasay I will go back and we watch
the first.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
I remember the first one fairly well.
I don't remember the second one, honestly at all.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
Like, like dude, I think we saw it together I think
I think you guys did too Ithink we saw it together, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:34:52):
I yeah, I really, I really like please sit here and
say I don't recall it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
The second one I remember there's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Jeff Bridges is in it .

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Yeah, it was pretty shitty CGI.
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Yeah, then something with his kid, I think yes.
I can see the kid's face, I canrecognize his face, but but I
don't remember what happened inthe actual movie.
So it's one of my guilty.
I assume both of them are onDisney+.
Yeah, and since they suspendedJimmy, I got a second
subscription, so I'll be able towatch it.

(01:35:26):
So I'm fine, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I wonder if he's got his job back tomorrow night,
though he's got his job backtomorrow, well, abc gave his job
back tomorrow night, thoughhe's got his job back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Well, ABC gave his job back, Did Next Gen and
Sinclair.
Are they going to put him backon the screen?

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Who knows, that's going to be a whole other bag.
You know, Lou, looking overwhat's coming out, it might be
Ruth man, Might be Ruth.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
That's October 9th though, yeah, it's October 9th.
Though, yeah, it's October 9th,but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
But again, it's one of those movies.
I think it's under the radar, Ithink all the other, the
Strangers, the.
So I mean, even though it's alittle bit further, out.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
I'm going to be happy with that too.

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
But it would not surprise me if it was Roofman,
because really the moviesbetween now and October 10th
when Tron comes out, there'slike three of them, maybe four
movies that are Did you ever gowatch Toxic Avenger on your
Tuesday movie?
My best friend wanted me to gosee it with him.
We have not made it there yet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:30):
I was just wondering if they're not getting my dollar
.
However, if I was bored on theTuesday, I'd go watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
We're going to go see the long walk tomorrow.
Um and then, um.
Next week will be a one battleafter another, so okay cool,
okay, so one battle comes outthis weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, all right.
Yeah, we we were talking aboutit here for a bit was like is
there anything worth a damn togo see on a tuesday night?
We're like.
She was like I don't thinkthere is.
I don't think so either.
I can't think of somethingthat's oh, let's go watch this.
Like like long walk.
I'm not gonna lie, it interestsme, but I don't know if I could

(01:37:10):
go to a theater and watch.
That movie is my problem.
It's like oh, okay, uh it'sworth five dollars.
You'd enjoy it for a cheap fivebucks, all right, yeah, you
would enjoy it for a five dollarmovie all right, that's good to
know.
I mean like I'm not gonna.
I'm not.
I'm not one of those.
Stephen king said thistherefore, don't go watch long
walk.
I'm like, yeah, that's dumb,but okay, fine, some people are

(01:37:32):
like that.
I'm like that for differentthings.
Not for that, though,especially since he apologized
calm down people, exactly whofreaking apologizes, no one
that's.
That's the other thing, right,nobody does.
He did, damage may have beendone.
We'll see how the lawsuit goes,but whatever, I mean if he was
sincere and he seemed like hewas, move the hell on, yeah, dog

(01:37:56):
.
Same thing with jimmy.
If jimmy comes back and is likeall right, I was a bit of an
asshole, um, and and dude was onthe left, uh, sorry, okay,
great, move on.
And again in the discord I'm inwith with some of the magic
fellows here in that group oflike 30 people it's 30, 30
versus one in that group, butwhatever whatever.

(01:38:21):
Yeah, it was like.
If that's what you want tobelieve, you're welcome.
To be wrong, it's okay.
Teach their own.
That's, at the end of the day,right, you're not going to.
That's the part that I at leastwith me.
I know I'm better than they are, because I I will change my
mind.
If you can present to me someshit that will make me change my
mind, they will not, no matterwhat.
Here's some facts about this.
Oh well, if they don't believethat, I'm like okay, Okay, then

(01:38:47):
we're done.
Like my friend that I talkedabout before, my friend that I
go to the bar with, like once amonth, where's the button man?
Where's the here we go againbutton?
I'm like I've been waitinguntil the end of the pod so you
can edit this shit out.
Come on, put it in there.
I was good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
I was doing what Jack was saying in the thread.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
I said Duke would just put his hands in his hand,
like wow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Oh, my god Over my head.
Even better, even better.
But yeah, it's like I can havea conversation with her and
she's way left.
But she'll be like, hey, here'sthis and here's that.
I mean, oh, I didn't considerthat.
That's cool, I've changed mymind in a few things that I was
right on.
I say it every single time,though it's the far left and the

(01:39:32):
far right that screwed up foreverybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
The liberals are fine .
The leftists can f off, youknow.
The freaking republicans arebasically fine, those far right
conservatives f off.
It's like you two.
You need to go get your owneyelid and leave the rest of the
world alone, because y'allfucking it up, fucking everybody
else.
Whatever, it's not going tochange.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
No, I mean as long as , as long as I subscribe to
selective ignorance people comeright, I'm conservative, I'm
liberal and influencer.
I tune it out, I move on withmy life.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
This guy until until he becomes, until he becomes an
influencer, and then, all of asudden, listen to me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Yes, Because I'm the only right one Correct, not
right.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
If I get it right, I'm about to get canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
I'm the only accurate , I'm the only person you can
believe on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Makes sense.
It's like me.
Luckily, I don't have any bias,so I'm okay and I'm neutral
yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
If there's ever a word that I've used to describe
Lou, it's neutral.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Perfectly balanced, like all things should be.

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
He's Gamora's knife.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
In fact, that's what Lou is on my phone.
It's Gamora's knife.
When I text him, that's whatcomes up.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
As well, and shit Mine is.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Black.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
Widow at the bottom of it after she jumps off.
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:41:05):
Oh.
That whole thing.
That was a crazy.
It's been a crazy couple ofweeks with those politics.
Oh my God, I don't care whatside you're on, it's been a
crazy couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
I'm going to go take some Tylenol now so I can get
autism.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Makes sense.
Yeah, luckily I'm an Advil guy,I don't have to worry about it.
I don't have Tylenol.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Nope, lou, I'm guessing Advil does, because you
, motherfucker, you have autism.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
I was just.
You know what?
I was just leaning towards that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:36):
I was like wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
I think they got that report backwards.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
They got the wrong A, that's awful, oh my God, that
whole situation, oh Jesus, somuch just bad out there.
Information politics the bestpart is if you haven't watched
it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Watch when Trump tries to set a minifin.
It takes him like seven tries,dude, oh my God.
And watch when trump tries tosay a set of minifin.
It takes him like seven tries,dude, oh my god.
And then somebody has towhisper it into his ear and he's
like, yeah, whatever, it'scalled tylenol.
And now tylenol is gonna get tosue him, so that'll be funny
well, only if it's not true.

Speaker 2 (01:42:09):
If there's any evidence that shows it's true,
then because you can't be suedfor that.
If it's fact, so that he betterhave facts.
That was my first thought whenI saw that.
I was like Con all about to suehis ass.
I was like, wait a minute,unless it's true.
If they have any even a littlebit of evidence that they can
hold their head on anything theycan stand on at that, then

(01:42:30):
they're fine.
But how ridiculous is that shit?
It's like y'all everybody knowsthat I lean right with some
left ideals, but not everybodyknows I actually don't like
Trump.
Everybody's like, oh, you're aTrumper.
I'm like, fuck off.
No, I'm not, I do the tool.
But at least he puts thecountry first.
He does it in a really weirdway, but it's like wait your guy

(01:42:54):
didn't do something.
I'm like, who's my guy, who's?

Speaker 3 (01:42:56):
my guy.

Speaker 2 (01:42:57):
Oh, your guy Trump.
I'm like.
Oh no, those fighting words,anybody.
I never understood that.
The people who are like I'm aTrump supporter, I'm like.
Why Like?
Why are you?

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Well, how could you, as a man, as a person it's like
how that I used to open the box.
I need to put it down, oh man,so anywho.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
But yeah, like I said , it's been crazy.
It's been a crazy two weeks andit's not going to stop anytime
soon.
It's unfortunate there areother podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
You can go for all that drama.
There are plenty podcasts.
You can go for all that drama.
There are plenty of.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
There's one less podcast.
If we discuss that, we'lldiscuss that on our own.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Ah, yes, oh wow.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
We'll have to edit that out before we get cancelled
, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
That did happen.
It was not me either.
I don't know who it was.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Well, if we can get the vice president on here To
help co-host, that would be nicetoo.
That would be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:13):
Why don't we just get Kamala?
She's not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
I'm just saying lose the only one that has a couch,
though.
So if we got the vice president, he's like I'm going to fly to.

Speaker 3 (01:44:24):
Colorado and we're going to be like sorry Lou.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
He'll just be in the background like Beavis when they
were dancing and humping themusic.
The music video For real.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
I'm like well, I need a new couch anyway, that's fine
.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Couch got pregnant Big sock.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Now I have a love suit.
It's a little ottoman.
Fat couch had a child.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
Well, hopefully we're back next week, I think I have
a football game, but it's anafternoon game.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Yeah and Lou is there a plan?

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
to jump on.
It's a 1.30 game.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Yeah, I think we can talk about that when we log off.
But yeah, we'll be back nextweek, y'alls.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks for the patience.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
Bye Peace.

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