Star Wars Shenanigans, Disneyland Delights, and Road Trip Revelry

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm off the fridge temperature.
She'll actually listen to you,oh that would be so cool.
We have headphones on, so youcan't mess with her.
Never mind, she cannot hear youUntil you're playing it back
later, Right, hey?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
guys.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's been a while yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
First one in December , I think yeah.
Yeah, because we were AIHalfway through the month.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
That was just me and Lou, and then we canceled last
week.
I didn't even do AI last week.
That's probably a good idea, sobusy last week.
Do we want to count this asepisode one of season two?
No, season two starts February.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I think that's February.
February, that's what I said.
February, you have to accept mydialect.
I believe that's how it's donethese days.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Maybe it'll be on a Wednesday.
It might be.
Every day is a Wednesday, Waitwhat?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's crazy, it's a Wednesday.
Alright, super Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hey, my cousin's now listening to the podcast, so we
gotta be uh, we gotta be coolSir.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We're gonna be cool to somebody who don't know
Cliff's note still exists Really.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I did get a clarification on that, so we're
gonna, we're going to.
I got it from my, uh, youngercousin, right, if it's her
daughter, it's the second cousin, second cousin, your first
cousin's child.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, yeah, your second cousin.
So I'm not saying that Spanx orwhatever the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
That other one, that's Spanx Lou.
That's the Cliff Notes porn.
No wonder Lou didn't pass,because he kept going to the
Spanx.
Notes and he was like alright,I'm enjoying it.
He's like I'm writing thispaper on fucking Einstein and I
got Alberta Einstein writing ahalf a paper about anal.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I mean, didn't he study black holes?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Her bush looked like Einstein's hair.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Exactly, I got confused.
And when you?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
drop an ass low, it does Exactly.
I got confused.
And when you drop an ass low,it does stay low, just to say
the law of gravity.
When an ass drops it staysdropped Exactly.
Oh shit, we are too funny,Hilarious.
So Sparknotes is the website,Just to clarify.
So I guess they're stillreferred to, is it always Cliff

(02:26):
Notes?
They're still referred to asCliff's Notes and my response to
her is what the fuck did Cliffdo to get loose his notes?
Mm-hmm, a dad joke, hashtag dadjoke, poor Cliff.
Should we talk about some ofthe jokes that we talked about
at the no, we're not trying toget canceled here I mean Are you

(02:46):
afraid we're going to getdemonetized?
Forget demonetized?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't know.
Don't let us play that Holyhell, those jokes.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
This isn't the Joe Rogan podcast.
We can't do that.
Yeah, it's shit.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, he won't get canceled.
He'll just get a biggerpaycheck from somebody else.
Must be real.
That's okay, though that's okay, but Dan, those jokes were
funny, I ain't going to lie.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Especially after a couple drinks.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sorry y'all, we can't .
It was very smart, smartlywritten jokes.
I'll say that.
Very well done, but the contentof the jokes may be a little
much for today's generation.
Yes, yes, if if you likeblazing saddles, you would have
liked these jokes.
But we can't tell them causethey won't show blazing saddles
anymore.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Wait, that's not a joke.
I say that shit daily.
Come on now.
That's how Lou wake up in themorning Soon as I walk into the
office.
I don't even say that, I gottarecord it.
Hit play, we're good to go.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's a little figure of Lou.
He pushes a button and it'slike the singing of.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Exactly.
I'm gonna turn myself into abass on a wall.
Where do I wait me that?
We over here, lou, let me comepush your button.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's my job.
Don't ask me twice.
Let me come push your button.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
That's my job, don't ask me twice.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Let's do this.
Well, it's been a couple weeks,boys, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, my God, Been good .
We have so much to talk about.
We haven't caught up on recentsports and, more importantly,
recent skeleton crew, threeepisodes out.
Right, jack is all about it.
You know he's grabbing theballs and sucking all the
skeleton crew out of that one.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's kids in that show.
Maybe not Also.
That's Jude Law, though thatman is sexy.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I mean, I was going to say Jude.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Law.
He is a handsome fella.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
He really is.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
The balls were already drained four times.
That's how we got the fourprotagonists of the show.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was watching Drew Law, my balls drained four times
.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I'm glad it's only a half an hour episode.
You'd be all emaciated and shiton the podcast, lou, what's
going on?
God, I wish the skeleton crewwasn't an hour.
I'm so dehydrated.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I saw Drew Law.
Then they filmed myskeleton-looking ass.
In the 28 Years Later traileryou saw that zombie pulling up,
looking like all bone.
Yeah, that was me.
After Jude Law I was like I'mdrained.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
People thought that that was Killian Murphy and he's
like no Wait what.
Yeah, that zombie they're like.
Oh, killian Murphy came back.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Wait what?
Yeah that zombie?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
They're like oh, Killian Murphy came back.
Well, because most people sawit on their computer monitors
and a lot of people still gottiny-ass computer monitors,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Okay, what's that say about him?

Speaker 1 (05:35):
though I guess he does kind of look like a zombie
though.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
He does look kind of yeah, I was going to say he did
do.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
I saw a scarecrow.
Yeah, yeah, I mean he's likeChristian Bale doing the
machinist, but like all the time.
But see, every time I thinkabout him, it is 28 days later
and he's just butt-ass naked,yep, hair half-shaved and shit.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I like both of those movies 28 days, 28 weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
How did they skip 28?
That's not a big enough timejump.
No, okay, I know it's only twoplus years.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Even during the trailer there are hours, days,
weeks.
Okay, fine, you don't have tomake a movie, but at least they
get there.
Nope, they skip.
Nope they are too.
I was waiting for it.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, you're finally going to do it.
Supposedlyly, this is thebeginning of another Trilogy too
.
I don't know.
How are you going to begin atrilogy, it's also like setting
up the next one is what I read.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can't have a start of a trilogy without
finishing the first one.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So this will finish.
This will be like a transition,right 28 decades later.
Yeah, 28 centuries later,everybody's just white, it's
just light, zombies andspaceships.
Zombie light.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Did the other two movies explain how they lived?
Are they eating?
Because it's a rage virus.
So you're just beating peopleup, but how physically, are they
still alive?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It's like they would have died off that's, I missed
an explanation the first twomovies, but see that that wasn't
28 months later that she didn'twatch damn it but that that's a
whole podcast on its own.
We should, we should definitelydo a podcast of like weird
movie stuff that never madesense to us and I think that
would fit perfect in there.
Like how, how is it if you'renot eating, and you're just

(07:27):
because they're not eating,they're not actually enjoying?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
it's just beating people, they're just, yeah,
chewing on them.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
You know how do the, how are the zombies so fast?
And what you know, dawn of thedead, you know those.
I think we could probably comeup with a whole list of things
that we look back on when wemovies and tv shows that just
never made any sense to us andhave a good, have a good chat
about it.
But yeah, no, that's somethingI definitely.
I've definitely hadconversations with other people
about, with the hey, how are thezombies still around 28?

(07:54):
You know, if they've alreadykilled everybody that they're
going to kill, in general, right, there's going to be little
pockets where.
But but if you're like youhappen to be stuck somewhere at
a rest stop somewhere and you'vealready killed all the homeless
people, what are you going todo after that?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, like I said, hopefully they explain it, I'm
okay with it.
Exposition's fine, I'll take itfor this, just explain it.
But they leave it open and I'mjust like, okay, it's going to
be hard for me to critically.
Anyway, I'll have to watch it asecond time so I can appreciate
it as a fan cannot with you louspeaking of which?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
have you?
Have you watched skeleton crewtwice?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
yeah, I have okay both, all three episodes I've
seen twice, so critical louisn't too hot on it.
No, critical lou cannot standit, it's let me.
Let me take that back.
Let me take that back are wewait?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
wait real quick.
Are we quick?
Are we spoiling?
Oh yeah, for sure, Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
For sure.
It's obviously not made for me.
If you have kids or are a kid,you will probably like this show
.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Check and check.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, it's like, but it's not god awful either,
because I'm curious at what'shappening, like how is it going
to play out and what's going onwith the hidden planet and all
there.
There's some curiosity thereand it has me reeled in for that
, but I won't.
I don't know if I could go asfar as to say that is good as in
how they're doing it.

(09:14):
Okay, maybe, but does that makeit a good show?
Not for me, for other people Ithink there's an audience for it
.
I'm just not their audience andthat's fine for everybody,
because I wasn't their audience.
It was never made for me.
So how it's going to tie intothe bigger picture because
everything disney plus does istying into somehow.

(09:35):
Palpatine returned, so I'm surethis is going to have some
return.
When did he come back?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
yeah, fortnight, it was on fortnight.
Okay, they had an event thatwould not surprise me these days
.
No, it did happen, it didactually happen.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was gonna say, that is how palpatine came back.
They announced it in fortnight,right before episode nine came
out yep, I think it wasn't,wasn't it that speech thing,
that radio broadcast, whatever,yeah, yeah, that was going off.
Uh, it actually happened andthey had a crossover and yay, I
found out because of the legomovie, you know, that came out a
couple months ago, so that'show I knew about it I wish they,

(10:10):
I wish they had a movie thatexplained it.
It would be nice that would benice, but they'd have to
actually make a movie where he'sin it first, so they haven't
done that I mean you know, sothey don't need me, because if
they did that, obviously theywould explain it.
They wouldn't just throw somestupid line at it.
Also, now he's here, theywouldn't do nothing like that at
all, not at all Completelyunrelated to everything else.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
They would explain it with some sort of Sith cloning,
dark magic stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Alright, see, now you're theorizing.
Like let's just stop with thetheorizing Unless we know fact.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
That's fair.
We shouldn't do that.
That's fair, we shouldn't dothat.
But yeah, uh, the first episode, I was like whatever the second
episode?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
my thought was I'm glad they made it a two episode
premiere.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Second episode was a little better, still wasn't
great.
Third episode was pretty good.
For what it is anyway, we'repretty good.
The scale, the bar is reallylow, so for pretty good.
But again, I enjoyed as a, as acritic, whatever as a fan, I
enjoyed episode three.
Uh, as a once I whatever as afan, I enjoyed episode three.
Once I watched the second timeI was like, okay, now we're not
looking for whatever, just sitthere and enjoy it with some
popcorn.
It was actually a fun episodeand I love that bird freaking.

(11:15):
Kim, right, you should havebought her.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You should have bought that poppet Right.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I thought the same thing as soon as she put oh wait
, I shouldn't assume people'sgender.
This is Disney, so we neverknow what the hell they're doing
.
I saw Lightyear, so with thatone.
I saw that at freaking At theFunko store last week and I was
like I know what the hell thisis.
And then I saw the episode andwas like Damn, should have
bought that Funko Pop.

(11:40):
That character was cool.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Would have got you another hundred100 and you could
have got another Winnie thePooh, another.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Winnie the Pooh, yeah Show would have.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
I'm liking it, though I can just watch shit.
I don't have to criticizeanything, I'll just sit back and
watch it.
So for me it's fine.
It's Star Wars.
Enough, you can tell it's StarWars.
There's aliens and hyperspaceand all that junk, so see what
happens.
Plus, hondo might show up.
His ship was already in it.
Oh, did you confirm that, didyou?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
go look at that all right uh yeah, but I like it I I
think.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I think, as the story , there were five episodes left.
It's an what?
Eight episode series and yeah,exactly, and I think it'll keep
growing on me as a fan.
As a critic, I don't know ifI'm ever going to appreciate it.
I'm not saying that I can't,it's just that they need to wow
me and they haven't yet.
Critically speaking, fanspeaking, I'm already.

(12:40):
Two was better than one, threewas better than two episodes, so
it's already growing on mewhere I'm liking it more.
Again, I said I said the samething would probably happen like
it did with wandavision had toget through the first four
episodes before I actuallyenjoyed it.
Same thing here.
I'll probably get through thefirst four episodes before.
It's like, okay, now we'regoing somewhere he said that

(13:00):
about acolyte too, though.
So oh, that is.
Yeah, there is.
There is that I had.
I had what the trailer foracolyte was.
So good man, I thought that wasgonna be such a good show I
don't understand.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I mean I think right now, like skeleton crew is like
95 on rotten tomatoes, which ispretty crazy.
It's like the highest rateddisney not sure how streaming
disney plus streaming series.
But I mean I agree a lot withwhat Lou said about the with his
critic hat.
Like obviously the show isn'tmeant for me, you know, which is
fine.
I'm not saying you know, again,not everything that Star Wars

(13:35):
is meant for me, right?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Like we were talking about how many episodes of Young
Jedi Adventures have youwatched?
Right Zero Zero.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Well, and even the Star Wars, the the most recent
lego, even destinies, noteverybody watched that the well,
the most recent lego, the fourepisode thing, but but again,
not for us.
That was not made for us, rightlike that.
That was definitely, and that'ssomething that I think people
have our generation has a hardtime accepting is that we expect

(14:05):
all star wars, all star trek,all marvel, all x right,
whatever fandom that you're partof.
That, oh well, they're gonna.
Whatever they make, they'regonna make it for us, you know.
And when it's not, it's like,well, fuck this, I don't care
about it anymore.
And and there are aspects ofskeleton crew that I do like I
think you know the jude lawthing is going to.

(14:26):
I think is going to be aninteresting development, you
know it's.
It's when we're sitting in aroom and somebody goes some, you
know nondescript, you knowextra goes, oh, where are you
guys from?
And then one of the kids goesout at and then, like, three
others are like what do you meanat, at and at at?
And'm like what do you?
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuckup.
And maybe kids are that dumbthat that's what they do these

(14:47):
days.
But I was just.
There was a lot of that.
They don't know that they'refrom a special planet.
That's just boring ass suburbiastar Wars to them.
So they don't know that, but Iguess the like the time they
talk about it it's like anexclamation and we have to like
draw attention to ourselves.
And I'm like just becausethey're on a bunch of pirates

(15:08):
though, but my point is that'sthe stuff that stood out to me
as being like annoying.
But they have kind of tone orthe like hey, let's all stay
together, and then theyimmediately all go different
directions and I'm just like Iget one of them going off.
I like max rebo with the nicehair.
I know he's not a Max Rebo, buthe's still just going to be
Rebo with the nice hair to meforever and ever.
Bro, neil Nation, accept it,neil, he has a name.

(15:32):
His name is Neil, neil with thenice hair.
Neil with the nice hair.
I think it'll be interesting tosee what happens to the parents
.
I know there was a conversationabout that in our chat when it
came out, but I definitely thinkthat the mom knows way more
about what's going on thananybody else does.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Nah, I think the dad knows more.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
No, I think the dad's going to be surprised.
I think the dad is supposed tobe us right, like the
protagonist as far as that goes,because when he's like we have
to go to the supervisor andshe's like I'm gonna go talk to
him, like wait a second.
They kind of give thisimpression that the droids kind
of run everything.
There's like an ambassadorshipand like the students and stuff
like that, but everything's runfor the most part.

(16:17):
A lot of it's run by the, bythe robots I just saw the big
tag hate you guys wait, what'sthis?
oh no, my internet's droppingout.
Oh no, Wait.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
So what was it?
The lesbian moms and the dad?
They were analysts, I thought.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well, I mean they established that in the first
episode was that you took thistest and the test either made
you no, no, no, I get that.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Just go back to the parents no, no, no for the
parents.
For the parents, Tell me,because I don't remember which
two were the analysts.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
What's the kid's name ?
Kip, kp, the droid.
The droid girl is.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
KP.
Okay, that was one.
The other one was an analysttoo.
I can't remember, was it themom or the dad.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
The dad.
The dad's an analyst.
That's Wim's whole thing.
My dad's just well the debt.
So that's because that's hiswhole.
That's when win's whole thingis.
My dad's just a boring analyst.
I want to do so much more.
Yeah, like that's his whole.
That's his whole.
Character arc is that he wantsto become more than his dad.
What?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
what was the mom's?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
uh she was a mom no, no, no, the girl, yeah, there's
yeah yeah, she's an ambassadoror something she has.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
She's not an analyst.
She's an ambassador orsomething.
She's not an analyst.
She's like a person.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Right, I know she's not an analyst.
I only have two of themanalysts Administrator, or
something.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah, I think they refer to her as an administrator
, but they don't like it's notlike an administrator of the
school.
It kind of felt more global theimpression that I got from it.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
I don't know that any of them will know what's going
on while said and done.
I mean, it doesn't seem.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I'm only speaking from the mom's the the
administrator, from fern's mom'sreactions, where it seems that
to me it seems like she knowsmore because they'll come in and
be like oh yeah, we should justlisten to whatever the droids
say.
You know that type of thing andand the badge like facts of the

(18:05):
episode or whatever and likethe badge that she gives Fern
for being like the best studentin the world or whatever, is
like really old Orabesh, like ifyou break up the badge and it
talks about like old world andsome other stuff.
That gives me the impressionthat she has a better idea about
what's going on than the otherparents.

(18:26):
Does.
She know that much more?
I'm not sure, but so, that'swhat we're doing.
Was that KOTAR?
It's just going to set up KOTAR.
There we go.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I mean, it is supposed to be what?
A thousand years?
The way this planet, it seemslike they're a thousand years.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
That coin planet.
It seems like they're athousand.
That coin, wasn't that a high,not older than high, republic?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
yeah right that's yeah, they've gone through the
clone.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They've gone through the clone wars, the galactic
republic, the high.
Well they've, they've done thehigh republic, the galactic, the
clone wars, the empire, empire,the new republic, and now we're
where we're at, right.
In New Republic, yeah, yeahthis is like Mando, five-ish
years after Jedi, kind of.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah.
So their history?
Like those coins, they go backa thousand years At least.
Yeah, if not older, but atleast a thousand years.
So it's again.
The curiosity is there, butthey need to.
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm just not going tobe pleased if they tie it into
another Palpatine crap.
It's like why can't they justdo something on its own?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I think it's going to depend on how long that
planet's been hidden.
Did it disappear during theempire or before?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Before.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
The scroll, the scroll that Kim broke out, kim
right, was written on paperwhich they don't use anymore and
haven't used in.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's what I'm saying.
They've been hidden for over athousand years.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, so it should in theory have nothing to do with
Palpatine.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
So the point is, he might not even know about it,
but if he found out and thendirected them to work on his
cloning project or whatever, orships they could have built, the
ships from Mexico.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Like, how did all those ships show up?
One of the articles, videos,whatever I was watching, was
saying that their thought wasthat the planet was created by
the original Republic or HighRepublic before and then when
the Jedi Sith War happened, likethe OG Jedi Sith War, they
destroyed all eight otherplanets but kept that one alive,
and that so it's been amillennia right it's been around

(20:35):
for no idea.
They didn't have an.
They didn't know why that onewas left alone where the other
eight.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
That was a theory, but without a why to go with
that theory.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
But again, we're only three episodes in.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Who came up with?
This theory People that have alot more time on their hands
than we do, so I know not towatch their podcast for dumb
shit like that.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
We have this theory but, we're not going to watch
this.
Yeah, watch this podcast fordumb shit.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Exactly, we got that covered.
Man, that's our corner, they'rein your lane.
Here's man, that's our corner,they in your lane.
Here's this theory that we have, but we're not going to tell
you.
We don't know why we have thistheory.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
We just do.
It's like oh my god, okay,great.
Well, I think they were puttingthat together because of the
coins and that type of thing,like that was what they're.
They were saying that because Ithink didn't kim say during the
episode that the other eightplanets were destroyed, like the
scroll that she had had nineplanets on it and she said eight
of them were destroyed.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm more curious how they destroyed the planet back
then yeah, sith power that's theone they got.
When they said that, I was likehow in the hell did they
destroy planets back thenwithout I'm sure they had
whatever way.
Maybe there was a celestialburied inside the planet and
they?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
They didn't mention it at all.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah for three years.
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I can see that, and there you go.
Now we have Patton Oswalt'sParks and Rec speech put
together Emerging Star Wars andMarvel.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
So here we are halfway through the halfway
through the season on tuesday,so we'll see what happens.
Yeah, I have a meeting thatnight, so I'll watch it late,
and but, again, I'm curiousenough and I'll continue to
watch it twice.
I'll continue to probably shiton it the first time I watch it
and enjoy it the second time Iwatch it.
I'm hoping, though, that thatchanges, and then, as it
progresses, it'll be like hell.

(22:25):
That was a good episode.
I'm just waiting for thatmoment.
That's all, and again, it's.
It doesn't have the same feelof acolyte, so acolyte.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I was hoping that would happen together.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, whether you like the topic, the story or not
, it's more cohesive thanacolyte felt this is more like
mandalorian, where each episodefeels like an episode, but still
tied to the whole, which theother star Wars shows that
really didn't do that, or orwhatever.
But I'm, I'm again.
I'm curious.

(22:55):
I did not get to the point Ithought it was.
I was going to get to the pointwhere it's like, okay, this is
bad enough, that I will, I willbinge it when it's all done.
I'm not at that point.
I don't think I will get tothat point.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So I can enjoy it.
Can I just ask you about it?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Probably.
Or y'all would be like, okay,let's talk about Skeleton Crew.
I'm like all right, y'all, I'mgoing to play Xbox real quick.
Yep, have fun.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Text me when you're done so.
I can remember Like one dayI'll watch it tonight because
I'm busy doing something.
And then I look at my phone twohours later and it's like 100
plus notifications and I'm likewhat I'm not fucking reading all
of these, I'm sorry, likemotherfuckers it wasn't even all
about skeleton crew, right, Iknow that's the shitty part is

(23:36):
like I'm like.
Well, now I gotta go throughall these to figure out what I
might have.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I might actually have an interest in responding to
you would have had to havepooped eventually.
Just read them all then Unlessyou're a fast pooper, you would
have got it all covered in thatone sit-down session.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm a variable.
My governor sometimes is fastand then other times is slow.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Lucky for y'all, I'm really fast.
I get in, get out.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Just like at Disney, get in, get out.
Missed the whole trip to theLego store.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, you did so.
I guess that's a goodtransition point Lego to the pin
store across from there.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, I made it over there.
That's where you guys were.
When I came out, I made it tothe pin store.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
You know what we missed, though?
They have a new Marvel storedown there.
We didn't even check it out,dude, they got the.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Roosevelt store too, Yep.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So is Roosevelt's down there.
Yeah, we didn't do any of that.
Well, some of us had to get onthe road.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, no, some of us didn't want to pay $10 for
parking.
Yep, because our three hourswas coming up with what it was.
Yep, because if it wasn't forthat, we would have hit those
places.
Yep well, it's like when I'mgonna drop six hundred dollars
in a life saver.
I ain't paying ten dollars forparking no, that was me at.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Uh, I went shopping yesterday and I was gonna get
money out so I could break somemoney for drinks at the party
last night, right?
So I'm like, yeah, shit, giveme 60 bucks.
I feel like that'll be a 75cent charge for a cash back of
the grocery.
I'm like'm like, nope, fuck youno.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Wait, they charge that now at the grocery.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yes, it said 75 cent.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I'm like nope Well that's Vegas, though Every ATM
costs money in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It wasn't even an ATM .
It was a grocery store.
Technically it's an ATM.
Right, you're getting cash.
I'm saying just from Shit, I'llgo to my actual bank.
I would drive the two miles tomy bank before I pay you $75.
What grocery store is doingthis?
It was Smith's right here bythe house at Sky Canyon, crazy
Right.
It'd be one thing if you werejust getting cash out right Like

(25:35):
you were like okay.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I just spent $100.
Then you treat it like a properATM.
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But I bought some peanut butter, whiskey, eggnog.
I got some peanut butterwhiskey, eggnog.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I got some other food .

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I was already spending like $100 in groceries.
Hang on, I need to go to thestore and buy booze so I can get
cash back for all the booze I'mgoing to be drinking the
following night, so I can sipsome of it.
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
But that's what I heard.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Well, luckily the wife has gone to a bingo with
some friends and she won, so shecame home with that fat stack
of ones that I showed you guys.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
That explains that All right.
I was like little darling, justhire and wrap it.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, no shit.
Little darling's amateur nightJack was like.
I'll give it a spin.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I mean, you saw the sign.
It said hire and opposition.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, all of them, even the dudes, yep somebody's
got a dj.
Yeah, cover the door dude, Iread an article, uh, when I was
pooping earlier, uh, that therewas a dj at one of the strip
clubs here that one of thedancers like straight shivved
him.
He's in the hospital and shitlike he was like he was doing

(26:44):
his work and he goes.
I have no idea.
Like she seemed super cool,like we always got along, I
always played her music and Iguess she like just came up
behind him and was like, andthen like turned around and
walked out the building and he'slike, ow, like, and he was on
the ground.
He was like, oh my god, like inthe hospital now he survived,
but like he was like I had noidea.

(27:04):
But then, like they wereinterviewing the other girls and
they were like oh yeah, she'sthat bitch crying, she's she's
cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Like yeah, but that's crazy.
Like yeah, it's not you knowwhat.
It's not safe to be a dj at astrip club anymore.
Where are we gone as a country,right, you know?

Speaker 2 (27:19):
my first.
My first thought was me,because I'm more of a criminal
mind is that somebody he gotbeef with hired her to go take
care of that.
That would have been my guy.
I would have been like, alright, he's got some issues with
somebody.
She came in, she works there.
It's like, hey, I need you todo this.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Here's what I'm going to pay you to do.
She still had to be a littlecray to actually do it, though I
mean not really if the price isor b or yeah, I mean or be
under some sort of like.
You know, it's not somethingwhere I'm, it's like I'm gonna
give you 100 bucks like there's.
I think there's gotta be.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
There's a again.
There could be some behind thescenes stuff that we don't know
about.
There could be some drug stickgoing on we don't know about.
That's hot.
That could be some high dollarshit.
Because I'll tell you right,somebody walks up to me and says
, look yo, I got 10 million, Igot 100 million.
Obviously there's a number.
There is a number for almosteverything.
I won't say everything.
There's a number for almosteverything that people will do

(28:16):
it for that dollar amount,whether it be criminal activity
or just gross, nasty shit.
We all saw we, our generation.
We grew up with that stupid asstv show where people are eating
fucking bugs and what the hellwasn't.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Who the hell host fear factory, fear factor that
show we're the, we're the, yeah,we're the, yeah, we're the
reason that joe rogan exists.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You're welcome, america yep, but I mean I like I
ain't doing that.
It's like for 10 grand.
Alright, give me them bugs, youknow what I mean.
So again, the dollar figure hasgot to be worth it, but no
doubt, hey, I need to go in andstab this person right here.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
All you got to do is smoke some crack for 10 million
dollars.
Lou Fine Sold Right.
You got to do is smoke somecrack for $10 million.
Lou Fine Done.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Sold Right, you got to commit a crime.
Okay, which countries?
And extradition, and all that,let's get to the level of crime.
Yep.
How much do I need to be set upin what country?
How far am I dollar go in thatcountry?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
But we don't have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
What's the conversion rate right now?
Right?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
$44,000 to $291,000.
Don't go to.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
McDonald's afterwards Lou no man.
What kind of dumb shit is thatman?
Are you crazy?
You want that McRib that?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
badly Snitches.
That's why you DoorDash, so youhave the obfuscation right.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It's layers there's somebody making somebody else
not related, delivering the foodlike oh yeah, you got to be
able to figure out again whenit's so warm it is good, though,
minus the pickle man I can't dothe pickles on.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Really I want them.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I want them extra onion slivers, but you can keep
that pickle.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
One time when I came back, it was a couple of years
ago I was ordering it and Iguess I fucked something up.
I open it and it's just theMcRib patty.
I'm like where's the fuckingmeat?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Oh, you got that protein you got that protein,
but it was just the meat.
God, I forgot.
We're out of lettuce.
I guess we'll just put it in.
So I went back and looked at myorder.
I'm like no bread, what?
Who ordered this?
Did you get somebody else'sorder?
What?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
the hell.
This is not the same Jack thatordered this meal.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I would be mad man.
You know what they're about toget another $6.99 off of me.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
For real, though.
What did I say that indicatedthat I didn't need bread?
I was trying to help you outthere, bro.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I saw your diabetic patch.
We're trying to keep your carbs.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
You look like the last thing that you need is more
carbs.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Dude, that was so funny.
I think it was the last timethey brought the McRib.
I don't know if it was lastyear or the year before, but the
last time they did it and I sawthat price tag, I was like
whatever happened to the $5 mealfor the McRib and buy an extra
McRib for a dollar?
It was six plus tax to get twoMcRibs, fries and a drink.
I'm just like man.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
I don't know if I can .

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Man, for real, they need to treat that shit like
drugs.
Man, you got to give it to meat a cheap Price McDonald's.
I can come back for more.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
No, no, no Cheap for the first week.
So for the first week, but thenevery week afterwards it goes
up like 50 cents.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Man, they get my money.
I ain't going to lie, that shitwould work.
Oh my God, man, we haven't eventalked about Segway and fucking
Legos.
We didn't even talk aboutDisney yet.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Nope, segway way off track.
We went way off to the side onthat one.
Jackson, I have a tough timeediting this so we actually get
the Segway to go.
Nope, like puts this.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Even Duke's speaking, it's like, yeah, it's a good
segue.
Speaking of which, she'stalking about the Lego store,
and then we just did not talkabout, and then we did not talk
about, disneyland.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know what it's the poop?
It's the poop, talk Poop talkjust completely derails it.
Poop will do that.
Poop will derail you whateveryou're doing.
Actually you should listen tothose podcasts while you poop,
especially when it's notexpected.
It's a good pooping podcast, itis.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It is.
Sit there, put the podcast onwhile you're playing your phone
game.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Take a look at the toilet paper roll.
If it's not over the top, thenyou got to switch it.
Yeah, that's right For those ofyou doing that right now.
Flip that shit around.
Number one if it's an under andit's not at your house, rotate
that shit around and thenunfriend that person.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You don't need that negativity in your life?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I wish I could my parents do that, and every time
I visit I flip that shit over tothem.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
You go from wow to mom.
He just sneaks into hisparents' bathroom in the master
bedroom and flips it over.
He waits it up.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I barge right in.
I know y'all shit's fucked up.
Come here and do this realquick.
I go there.
All three bathrooms have thetoilet rolls fixed and their
pantries organized.
That's what happens when Ivisit.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Lou's.
Like I'm here one night, I getaway with two hours of sleep.
I gotta redo that pantry rightnow.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Man, the can labels are all just different
directions.
It's just terrible Shiteverywhere.
At least the soda's alltogether in one spot.
You've got to organize them byhow much soda's left in each one
.
It's like no, you've got tobalance everything out.
Straight shit out Every time,Every time.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Last weekend we all got together.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
The reason we didn't have a podcast last week is
because none of us were homeSunday night.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, hey, Duke.
Why weren't we home Sundaynight?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Flying Driving.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
All of the above right, yeah.
Facts.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
We spent last Saturday.
It's Friday.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Start with Friday.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I mean Friday.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Friday, y'all drove down that's true.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Duke flew into vegas on thursday night, got lost.
It's because I live in themiddle of nowhere did you really
?
I didn't hear this well yeah,well, so like I went, so none,
so none of the roads out thereare like google mapped, yet they
are not so like.
It's like make it right hereand make it right here, hop over
these two fences and that'sJack's house, and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Are you sure?
Because I put the address inand it was fine.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
No, mine was like.
Mine had a dash line where it'slike the house is here, but
you're over here.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
No, mine gave me all the streets of Monterey or
whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Moccasin.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yeah, whatever that is, it gave me all that.
I was fine online.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
It gave me the address but it wasn't.
For some reason the AndroidAuto didn't see Moccasin as a
road.
The only reason I knew it wasJack's because I pulled up and I
saw the license plates and Iwas like so that wasn't.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
That's not.
Android doesn't have GoogleMaps.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
But doesn't have google maps.
Yeah, but it was, it wouldn't.
It didn't have moccasin on the.
That is so weird, because itwas three days later and I had
to use the same thing, got theaddress, I put it in my maps and
it came up just fine.
That's, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
That's wild so I turned around once in the
cul-de-sac just to make sure,and then I pulled up and then
jack's house dark as fuck, hisnew house, dark as fuck.
I'm like pull up and I'm likeI'm about to get fucking
murdered Because there's nostreetlights, there's nothing.
There was like four cars justparked on the side of the road,
people either getting handies,blowjobs.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I was about to ask you were those fuckers outside
the gate?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I should have just pulled up.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, the gate was open, so it where those people
in front of you no they were onthat back the back road between
jack's house and the fossil beds.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah, I almost felt like pulling up behind them and
just shining my lights from thebrights, just being like we did
that.
One time tangent I was whenpokemon go was a thing.
I was out with a couple of myfriends here.
We were driving around andthere's a park nearby and we're
like, oh well, let's go therebecause there's like two stops.
And so we pull up and it's youknow, nine o'clock at night, 930

(35:51):
at night.
We pull up behind this pickuptruck, we have our lights on and
we're all fucking just Pokemongoing and all of a sudden we see
two heads pop up in the bed ofthe truck.
We're like shit, we just momand dad, them having sex.
Sorry kids, they're looking forthem biglets.

(36:16):
But yeah, then I got the tour, Igot the nickel tour of the
house and then, yeah, stayed thenight in the casita, which was
nice thank you again, jack, forletting me crash there and then
we left Friday morning Like10ish, got on the road.
It had been a while since Jackand I had done a really long
road trip Together just the twoof us.
So that was a nice change.

(36:36):
And then we did.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
We did del taco marcio shout out marcio del taco
if y'all on the originaloriginal del exactly vegas to la
drive.
Hit, hit, wait.
Which one did y'all hit?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
the one we got to in lynwood that ain't there.
That ain't the real one it'sone of them.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, it ain't it is no that ain't the real one, it's
one of them.
No, it ain't it is.
No, it ain't that.
Shit came out so there were DelTacos everywhere else, remember
, because Linwood didn't getbuilt until later, that whole
Linwood Mall and shit thatdidn't get built until later,
all right Way later, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
That's not what the Del Taco history says.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Del Taco history in Barstow.
The original was off FirstStreet and that one, I think,
still closed.
I think that one closed andthen they got Mountain View and
all that, but I think the FirstStreet one because my parents
used to go to that one, but it'slabeled as the original Del
Taco and not just Del Taco.
It's one of them.
Yes, yeah, it's one of thefirst couple, and so the menu is

(37:33):
a little bit different.
Hell yeah, taco salads, propertaco salad not that big bullshit
.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Well, so duke got chicken tacos right.
He's like why can't I finishall of these?
I'm like because they make thembigger here, that's right.
I'm like, dude, we used to bothdrew del taco and get like a 20
pack of chicken tacos on twofor two, for four dollar chicken
taco night.
And now it's like no, I'meating two of them and I'm like
bar still fills you up.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
You get two regular tacos and it's like, damn, I'm
good.
Now we overdo it because wedon't see it that often.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So we get taco bun, taco, taco salad, we're all
about but uh, we, I mean wepicked a perfect time to stop
because we walked right up tothe cashier, put our order in.
By the time our food shows up,there was a line going all the
way out the door.
We were like all right, wepicked a good time to show up.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
That's because y'all left so late.
We got there at lunchtime.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, we weren't in a rush.
Some of us still had to do ourdaddy duties in the morning.
Daddy duties are done at 8.30,son, y'all had to figure out
where I was going to leave myhamburger Lou.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
That is okay, that's a good point.
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
And then we got to LA around 2.30.
Met up with Lou and his girl inHollywood.
Hollywood Up off the side ofthe street.
Yeah, picked them up.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Straight up, too Literally, with luggage and shit
on the side of the street thatpulled over while there was a
stop and a red light.
Get in get in, get in, go, go.
Loaded it all up and got in thecar.
It's not even a joke thathappened.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And then, once we picked everyone up, we drove
around a bit to try to findparking or figure out what
exactly we were going to do.
We ended up going to the Funcostore and that place.
I think I had never been therebefore Jack's first time.
Yeah, it was the first time I'dbeen there.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Lou, you had been there before right, yeah, this
was my second time.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
So the three of us got the three who hadn't gotten
Funco before Funco'd ourselves.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah, we were there like an hour and a half two
hours.
We were there like an hour anda half two hours later.
We were there a while.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well, we had to kill time before the cantina opened?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Don't ask the thing, though, we had to kill time, but
we still would have spent thatmuch time anyway.
We weren't even trying to killtime at that point.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
We just did because there was so much to see.
Yeah, like I said, my salesmarketing person, part of my
brain was tripping out because Iwas like so much wasted sales
space, because the uh hollywoodboulevard did you know what?
ain't cheap yeah, so hollywoodfoot oof the hollywood funko
store has these giant dioramasfor lack of a better term with

(40:14):
the funko characters in them,and the funko characters are
anywhere you know six to sevenfeet tall, where normally the
funko's are, that's four inchesfour inches.
So yeah, but they have somethere, you go say bine warren,
warren, warren.
But yeah, so these were, Idon't know, I guess, life size,

(40:34):
what would you call them?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
they were, yeah, guess that's probably a good way
to describe it.
If you as a person, you're asix-foot-tall person and you
were a Funko Pop, that'sbasically what it would be.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I mean they had a Harry Potter Star.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Wars.
That's your base scale, though,because the Hagrid one was way
big yeah he was probably thescale of if he was real, if we
were funko's, that that thingwould shine yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
But again, going back to our conversation earlier
about skellinger, right, likeyou're there and it makes you
feel like a kid because all ofthe funko's are all big and like
you know it, they do they diddo a really good job of laying
out that story.
I feel like, with the dioramasand stuff like that, a ton of
photo opportunities and thattype of thing, like definitely
definitely doing a fun, a ton offun.

(41:21):
Wow, a ton of fan outreach typestuff.
You know, except for the sportssection.
Sports section was a littlelacking.
It was late, it was pretty weak,it was out of all the different
areas, I feel like that one isthe one that I don't think they
had any hockey.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That one is the one that I don't think they had any
hockey.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
This is like a huge football yeah, a few football
and baseball basketball yeahyeah, I think that the biggest
one was actually the wrestlingarea, the wrestling wall seems
bigger than most of the seembigger than any of the other
walls for sure there was anexclusive danny trejo that I
guess we missed by like a weekyeah, we miss he danny.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Danny was in the studio in the building rather
signing and they didn't doextras, or they did extras and
they sold out, or whatever, oryou had to be there.
Whatever the case being, theyhad the pop, just not on it.
You can buy it onDannyTreyHillcom for $180.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
If you love machete that much, yeah.
What we should have done isjust bought it and then went to
Danny Trejo's taco place andthen had him sign it there.
If he was there, yeah, likehe's doing anything else right
now.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
There could be some B-ass movie that he's filming
right now.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Machete in Space.
Machete in Space, that's true.
There you go yeah, and then wemeandered past.
It was really hard to keep Loufrom going into Deja.
Vu where they had 100 cutegirls and 3 ugly ones, wasn't?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
that wasn't that what the logo was.
It is, but look, if theyadvertise 100 girls and 3
midgets, then damn.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, we would have spent our time there.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
That might have been a different Friday night.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Next time.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
My Disney bucks would have all been spent.
Sorry, lightsaber, I sawmidgets.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I got a midget lap dance.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Man, that sounds so good.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
You just have one on each leg.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
For us.
Fine, let me back up.
I'll back up 20 years where you, at debbie carrington, my
little ewok midget lou's likeI'm gonna do a mail-in for luke
skywalker in celebration.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh no, I'm waiting in line for debbie carrington did
too.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
I had them.
That's probably of celebration.
That's probably my cheesiestgrin was that photo with Debbie
Kerr.
It's not even going to lie.
That is probably my biggestsmile of all the photos I took.
It's like, hey, James EarlJones, Cool Debbie, I catch up
with you how you doing guys,it's Billy Dee Williams.

(43:54):
And there he goes.
Yep, you're right.
How tall is see in?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
real life.
Oh, he's like 511.
So then we meandered on down tothe cantina the scum and
villainy cantina, which is inhollywood.
It's a sci-fi theme bar forthose that don't know.
So you walk in and there'spanels like the led panels from
star wars, also a bunch ofpanels from Star Trek.
It is themed very much like thecantina from Star Wars, with

(44:20):
the booth cutouts and the tablesin the middle and that type of
thing.
It's the second time that we'vebeen there and both times I
think we've had a great.
It's been one of the highlightsof the trip both times, right
For sure.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
We were there.
It was still good.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Our bartender was cool.
Both bartenders were super cool.
Everybody dresses up there thatworks there.
We saw like probably threewaves of people come and go, so
kind of in some regards it feltlike some.
In some regards it kind of feltlike Olga's, where they hadn't
kicked you, where they justforgot to kick you out Right
Cause, like people would come inand have a couple drinks and

(44:58):
then they would leave and thenext wave would come in.
We're just sitting therehammering the drink menu and the
food menu and then telling veryinappropriate jokes.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Inappropriate is really perspective.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
No, not in this case.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I tried to sell that y'all.
No, they were in a problem.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It was the anti-skeleton crew.
Really, as far as that goes,that was aimed directly at us,
by us.
For us, it's a really coolplace.
If you are bored and end up inHollywood in the evenings,
definitely check it out.
It opened at 5,.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I think, yeah, it was 5.
It was 5, right.
And we were there until God 8or 9.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, we were there for a minute.
We were there for a minute, andthen Lou and I walked out of
there drunk.
Well, you did, I wasn't drunk.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Jack was drunk.
Jack was drunk.
Jack was absolutely drunk.
Jack was drunk.
Oh, we were Absolutely drunk.
We were there until 9.
Longer than 9, because we left.
I'm looking at the receiptright now.
I have a bunch of receipts so Ican scan them to my app.
847 is when we got the damnbill.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
The only reason we left is because you guys wanted
to go to Ghirardelli's, or Jackwanted to go to Ghirardelli's.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
They had some exclusive pins.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So then Lou's girl and I went back in the bar and
had another drink while theywalked down to the half mile or
whatever, to Ghirardelli's.
And then Jack almost got in afistfight with a guy in the
bathroom in Ghirardelli's.
He touched him.
Look, he bumped into me so Imight have grabbed him by the
waist or something, just so thatwe didn't fall.

(46:34):
You showed us.
You touched his lower belly,maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I was drunk, it was lower back.
You said lower back.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Oh, I thought it was front when he was telling the
story.
He was like and I'm like, myliver, my liver.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
When it first happened, and I was there
waiting for him to come out ofthe bathroom, he told me lower
back.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Okay, then maybe it was lower back.
He was drunk, he was drunk.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
He was drunk, we don't know.
It could have been front.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I don't know, maybe I grabbed his balls.
Who the?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
fuck knows Right, he's trying to help this guy.
Pee Jack's trying to make surepiss don't end up on the floor.
So he's like look, dude, you'refucking this up.
Let me give you a hand.
Let me not, because had it been, inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Lou was like five feet behind me.
That is true, and if there'sanybody, that's going to start a
fight.
I think we've learned.
Look, we already had our pinspaid for, Right we?

Speaker 2 (47:28):
were good.
They want to throw us out.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
We already had our shit, so it was fine, and then
we hopped on the road and didthe hour and a half drive to
drive to Anaheim.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Was it that long I?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
think it was 45 minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
We didn't have traffic for once it was late
enough.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
we were able to get out of there pretty quick, so we
went to bed about midnight-ishto get up at 6-ish.
Well, actually, don't forget totell the part about how half of
the people thought that bothrooms were two-bedroom
timeshares.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Everybody, except for one person, thought it was.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
And that's the one person who made the reservation.
So we were like, hey, where'sthe second bedroom?
I was like this ain't right.
I think Lou and I had aconversation of maybe they put
us in the wrong room.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I did.
I was like that's.
I was like, hey, jack, is this?
He's like no, let me doublecheck.
He's like no, this is right.
I'm like all right.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
That being said, the All that matters in the end
Points that I use later in theweekend.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
That is true.
That is true Points you didlose later in the weekend.
All right, we'll go Ask.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Crack of Dawn to Rope Drop at Disneyland Six.
Yeah, my alarm was set at 630.
So we're like hells.
Yes, let's go.
Got to get on.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Rise of the Resistance Run all the way down
there and Distance Run all theway down there and close.
It was broken as soon as itopened.
It was like okay or it neveropened.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Breakfast Ronto wraps Always the best way to wake up
at Disneyland.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Wait, we didn't do the Falcon first, did we?
We went straight to Ronto wraps.
I think we ate first.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
We were doing the Ronto wraps when the ride opened
, because Jack checked the map,yeah, so it was only close to
like half an hour 45 minutes.
So we ate and we're like, well,it's still not open, let's go
play the Falcon.
And then we had a dad and hisdaughter came on with us and she
was like I don't know what todo, I don't know if I like this,
and she got off.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
She's like let's go again.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
I want, I want these guys to go with us yeah, she's
like can you guys go with us?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
again yep dad's like whoa, sorry, sorry mom, sorry
mom.
She's like no, the daughter waslike no, forget mom I'm that
bitch.
I want to ride the falcon, I'mready I'm ready to fly.
Exactly, she was ready to flythat.
Uh duke, duke and jack flew Meand old girl.
We were engineers and the dadand daughter were gunners.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I tell you what though.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Being a gunner or being an engineer.
I barely got to see the ride.
I was too busy looking at thebuttons.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It'd be nice if they gave you a little screen.
That'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Yeah, that'd be better.
I was like I forgot that we'reon this ride.
I'm just looking for whichbutton.
I'm like right and dude, Ididn't even get.
Uh, I got 93, my engineerpartner got 100.
It's like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
somebody's on the spectrum for sure but dude, I
can't.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
I can't do engineer again, because every time
something lit up I wanted topush it.
You know, it was like all thedetail lights I was pushing all
those.
It was like, oh, you'resupposed to push these ones that
are flashing?
No, I'm pushing them up.
It was lit up, I'm pushing it.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
It was like unbuckling the belt and reaching
up top.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Dude.
I almost did Dude.
I was just like I can't reachthat.
There's one back here in thecubby hole.
I was like no, I touched theseones.
So how am I supposed to havebalance?
We don't touch these other.
When I did the gunner earlierthis year, I tried it on either
just auto and, I guess, manualor whatever.
I did my side on manual.
That is not easy.
It's not super difficult, butit's not easy.

(51:09):
So next time I'm definitelydoing auto on the damn gunning
next time.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
That was crazy.
Well, and the pilots for thosethat have never been on it,
there's one that's left andright and one that's up and down
.
That's how they do.
The two pilots, and that shitis sensitive.
Yeah, it is.
You're doing this and you dothis, and the ship's like and
you're like, wait, no, no, no,that was my problem.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Too far, too far.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Yeah, you end up just spending the entire time
overcompensating because you'relike, or up and down, same thing
.
You know, oh for sure, twoyears ago, when the three of us
went, I piloted then and it waslike, oh my god, this is
sensitive as, yeah, I justcouldn't do it.
It doesn't matter, I was, itdoesn't matter because you pull
the hyperspace levers.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
That is true.
It doesn't matter.
The rest of the ride doesn'tmatter.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
That was so funny because I heard you talk about.
No, it's on my side.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
He kept reaching over .

Speaker 2 (52:03):
You had a choice.
I was like he's trying to pushhis damn buttons over there,
Uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Trying to yank my lever.
Yep, I was like remind you ofGhirardelli.
What's happening right now?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
For real.
Jack had flashbacks.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah, that's why he got so mad.
He was like, oh, we got a fightup in here.
Yeah, then after that we Risewas open.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
See, I thought Rise was first and then Millennium, I
thought we left Oga's.
I thought Not Oga's.
I thought we left the Ronto.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Wraps to go to Rise.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
And then we hit the Falcon the way back.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
That was a whole week ago Jack was still drunk, by
the way.
No, that came up later when wewent home.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
When the other folks that were there when you watch
this podcast, drop a comment andtell us what order that was,
Because we don't know, and thenwe had gone into Doc Gondor's
and Lou.
I was late, no.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Well, no, because you guys walked to the car.
The two of you left to go tothe car.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Before that, though, was that just for the popcorn
buckets.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, we went to go get the popcorn buckets.
I thought you had bought thelightsabers Before.
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
But you two went to go look At the saber case I
thought you had bought thelightsabers before yeah, we did,
yeah, we did, yeah, we totallydid.
But you two went to go look atthe saber case.
Yes, and I was overlooking theholocrons Looking at the
holocrons and the other stuff onthe complete opposite side.
And then Jack walks up to me.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Mm-hmm.
And he says Little devil horns.
I sat on his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I know you weren't planning to do the lightsaber
build this trip, however or ifyou were, no, I know it was.
If you were, if you wereplanning on doing the lightsaber
build, I will forgive youbecause they have the Anakin.
What do they call it?
Anakin Saga?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Evolution.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Evolution or whatever it is Something like that yeah.
They had the Anakin lightsaberset for $5.50.
That was retail cost.
They're $5.50 here and I waslike mother F I kind of already
had a plan for the lightsaberthing because it was going to be
a birthday present and it waslike, but it's Vader slash

(54:16):
Anakin and they have it righthere.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
And then she brought it out from behind.
And then she pulled it out fromthe display, and then she's
like by the way it plays music,and she opened it and it played
like Anakin's music going intothe Imperial March.
Once the Vader breathing in theImperial March is, it's like,
where do I pay it?
I'm just really glad they haveit.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I pulled out my credit card and said wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I'm glad all of the lightsabers win that reinforced
glass, because if not Lou wouldhave punched a hole through the
front of it.
What?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
are you?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
standing in front of that.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Man, I would have just get a nice little smooth
hole in front of it andsomething else would have
happened?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Lou's glory hole at Doc Ondar's.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Man ain front of it and something else would have
happened lose glory hole at docon darts.
Man ain't nothing frictioncan't fix.
So yeah, ended up getting it.
It was just like soon.
As soon as it was finished withthe thing, I literally said
wrap it up, pulled up my creditcard, said where do I go?
And the lady pointed me in theright direction.
Literally it was to my rightsand I got that damn saber.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Yeah, that happened, ain't nobody mad about it though
.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
You know, right though it was like, alright,
this happened, I'm good, I hadno intention of buying it, but
it was within my budget.
So I was like, what the hell?
We're not going over to DCA toget alcohol, so I'll spend less,
so we're good.
And then Then we went and gotthe popcorn buckets.
I think yeah, and thenChewbacca head, popcorn buckets

(55:38):
and they had gingerbread ones.
But we couldn't find thegingerbread ones all night.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
And then you guys Went out to the car.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Well, we tried to get a locker After the locker
failed Because the lightsaberbox was too big To fit in the
large lockers.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It took two locker visits.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Well, yeah, that was an hour Dude that was so crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
We walked in, got through.
As soon as we realized therewas no space, we turned around.
The line had doubled in length.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
In the 15 minutes, 10 minutes we were there.
It was wild.
And then that's when Jack'slike, hey, there's another set
of lockers outside the gates.
So we went and checked that outand that's when you found out
that we got the large, the largeone, but it was like the, it
was like an inch.
It was probably an inch toolong, half it was barely it

(56:29):
fricking barely missed it.
So at that point we're likewe're not going to walk around
with this thing all day, and andI wasn't thinking about it,
cause I should have been like,hey, can you put this on hold,
or buy it and hold it, orwhatever- or taking it to the
trade Depot.
Well, I think I don't know ifthat was an option.
So that's what I'm saying.
I should have asked to see ifall of Whatever.

(56:57):
Well, to be fair, we thoughtthe lockers would fit it Also,
true.
You know what, though, I didn'twant to walk all the way back
there to see if they would holdit after the fact either.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
We had already got to the end gate.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
That's when we did.
After that it was like, okay,let's just take the shuttle back
and drop it off of the car weparked at one of disney's lot,
so like we'll just take theshuttle and then and that's what
my girl showed up.
A matter of fact, it wasperfect timing, as we were on
our way back from the shuttle.
They were parking, uh, theircar.
Oh the uh.
Five of us came back togetherat that point.

(57:31):
It wasn't bad.
What an hour round trip, yeahit's that yeah, I was gonna say,
I think I timed.
It was like 55 minutes, I think, I told you, I was like hey,
for future use and that was 55minutes with a delay of security
because we had to come backinside.
Yeah, with the lightsaber,because we went out the wrong
side exit, went out the left tothe right, blah, blah, blah.
So we killed.

(57:52):
I said so the whole thing roundtrip would have been 45 minutes
.
Uh, wasn't bad.
We got to drop off some stuffthat we like the, the chewbacca
yeah, popcorn buckets, thelightsaber case, um, and we
still got to keep the the locker.
So when the girls did show up weall got back.
We could throw some jackets orstuff you didn't need until the
nighttime in the locker.
So it still had its.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
That worked out, yeah and uh, lou's girl and I rode
the the.
She'd never done the railroadbefore we made it.
He's a little jelly now.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I was like man, I ain't done that.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
What'd you get to see ?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I got to see Duke unzipped.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I got to see everything.
It was a great train ride, shesaid.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah, I showed her the prehistoric world, even
though lou's older than I amthat's universal, man get it
right wrong theme park and then,after we group back up, we uh
your girl yeah, uh, my friendthat I met at my friend's

(58:55):
wedding a couple months agolives in southern california.
When we were at the, I mentionedto her that we had already made
this trip to go to Californiaand do Disneyland, so she was
all excited.
She has an annual pass, so shejoined us as well and it was
fine because Jack's littlest andher basically are like their
vibe was the same, which ischaos and madness.

(59:18):
I'm just saying there was apoint.
I had another one of her pills.
I was going to slip it to herto even it out for all of us.
This is for you and this is forher here both of you take a
drink and sip out of this aspecific water bottle, right,
and nobody else touch it.
Nobody else touch a bottle,nobody else, just these two.
But yeah, so that was a goodtime.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, she was the local.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Yeah, and also, like I said, it was nice to have
somebody that we could be likeokay, just walk with her.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Overall, though, she was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, I think I still have PTSD from Comic-Con, so it
was nice to not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yeah, that's true, love your kids, Jack, but Did
she want to, the little one,ride with you on anything?

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
No, the one ride she wanted to ride with me on was
Haunted Mansion, and she fuckingditched me right before we got
to the park.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Oh, I tried.
She wanted to ride by herself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
No, it was, no, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
At least she wanted to ride by herself.
Which one?

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It wasn't Haunted Mansion, because Jack was like
I'm going to ride with you onHaunted Mansion, we ride on
Haunted Mansion together.
It's our thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It was that one then, because you were supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Because I thought you were going to wanted to ride it
by themselves, because Iremember both of them got onto
their own car and then, uh, youand I got on, so that's the
second time I've been to todisneyland with your family and
your little has ditched me atthe last second.
So she has 88.
It's literally a medical issue.
She forgets what happened 10seconds ago.
So it's try not to take apersonal.
It's not personal.
If we medicated her it would befine, she would remember and
she would follow through, butshe'd also be like yeah, Barely

(01:01:06):
alive, less fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
That zombie conversation we had earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, and then what did we do after everybody got
together?
We just had all the rides, dude.
We were just kind of the ridesdude.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah, we were trying to organize the times for the
rides with your guys' DAS passversus our.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Lightning Pass.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
We were just trying to organize that.
We got it set up and thenyou're right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
It was just ride after, ride after ride.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
We just timed it where we tried to do some rides.
The rest of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Yeah, the only ride we didn't do was Indiana Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
If it was short, we got in it.
I was okay with that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
That was a bumpy ass ride man.
Last time we did it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, we did.
I think we jumped right into.
It's a Small World, right.
We did Jungle Cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
No, I don't think Small World we killed time after
something.
I thought we did something andthen we did Small World to kill
time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Yeah, I think Jungle Cruise is the first one we did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Right, that makes sense, because we were going to
do Pirates, but timing gotmessed up, so then we went to
kill time and then Small Worldand Runaway Rail, a couple of
people linked their accountstogether and left two other
people out of it and forgot toput them in.
So then, after that gotresolved, then we all got put on

(01:02:17):
the same.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
What do you mean by you people Lou?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I don't know.
I ain't going to call Dave, Iain't going to call nobody out
who did that.
That's just that'd be messed up, so I'm not going to call
anybody out, but that happened.
But then we got it fixed.
Happens every day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Happens every day at Disneyland.
I guarantee you there's atleast.
There's at least 100 peoplethat go.
Okay, I got everybody in myparty Fastpass.
Wait, no, I'm not in your party.
Shit, everything's fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Right, dude, and if you miss it by like 30 seconds,
you're like 50 minutes Outsidethe.
It's like what the hell?
That ain't no joke, that stuffain't no joke.
Although, although I guess Iliked the Fastpass, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
I only used it really twice.
We did okay with it.
I mean even without it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
That's what I mean.
Without it, it was still a hit.
It wasn't as bad as I thoughtit was going to be.
I thought we would need it andit turns out we really didn't
need it Because the linesalthough I suppose it did help.
For what is that?
Space Mountain?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
It would have helped, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
It helped, like the mofo for Space Mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I mean you guys were still gone for like an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Well, we didn't use the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Fast Pass for Space Mountain.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Right, it was supposed to be a 25-minute, or
it was supposed to be like a25-minute wait, because that's
what it said.
When we got there and it turnedout it was a 55 minute wait.
Yep, so that was just a bs crap.
So you didn't use the fast passfor okay, so it would have
helped there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
the hell did we use?
We used, remember, because theybooted us.
There was something we allhaunted.
We did it on pirates.
It was how it was hauntedmansion.
Yeah, because it booted us forthat time frame, because it was
supposed to be 10 50, and thenit the ride broke, and then it
cleared it, cleared it, clearedour reservation for the Fast
Pass, and then when it came backon, it gave us a time two hours

(01:04:01):
sooner.
So it was like winning.
Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I mean, I think the park overall was really slow, it
was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
The fact that we were able to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
I've heard that the week after Thanksgiving is
generally pretty slow, justbecause everybody already
traveled for Thanksgiving.
They're getting ready forChristmas, so I think that week
is just like a sweet spot, whereit's we need to remember that.
We need to remember that yeah,if we're going to start doing
this annually, I think that'sdefinitely our our sweet spot

(01:04:32):
our sweet spot as well.
But I mean, we cleared out theentire Fantasyland rides set up,
which I don't think I'd everdone that before.
We usually don't do theFantasyland rides period, so the
fact that we were able to getthrough like five of them yeah,
we did all of them except forPeter Pan.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yeah, and it was all new to me, so I enjoyed all of
that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
And Lou had never done the teacups before.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Nope, sure didn't, although spinning that thing I
feel like I'm a weak mofo,because I thought I'd be able to
spin that thing like crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
They geared him down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Okay, I feel better now Because I was like I always
thought it was supposed to be.
You know, everybody's going toget sick on this because you're
going so fast, and it was like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I can barely spin.
What the?
Hell's going on here I'mguessing when the amount, the
cost of cleaning solution forthe throw up you reach a certain
level, they're like, okay,tighten the governor up because
both both, both me and the girlI was with were cranking just
like let's, let's get as go, andit was just it felt like well,

(01:05:33):
like it was just felt like youwere almost kind of in a
molasses or something like itdidn't feel like it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
You're right, it was in mud or whatever it was.
It was like okay, but I guessmaybe there was a carnival I had
been to or something like thatand those ones will spin really
fast, those ones don't have lawsgoverning them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
It's wild west with those You're likely to just fly
out the door.
Yeah, you signed a waiver whenyou bought a ticket, fuck off.
Then we did Two Town, we didRunaway Runaway Picnic, is that?

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
That's the one we got stuck on Then we got stuck at
the very very end Waiting forthe last door to open.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Lou's about to miss his line With the picnickers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I was like where's Racistofy?
What the hell man?
That's what we got on this ride.
We can hear racist Goofy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Racist John, this Goofy, my man's eyes are yellow
as hell on that ride.
And then Jack surprised all ofus by getting us into a photo
opportunity with Darth Vader.
So that was the second.
It was not even Lou's birthday,but it was Lou's fucking
birthday 100.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Another big old cheesy smile.
As soon as he turned the cornerI was like, oh, my eyes got big
.
That was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, your eyes were the only thing that got big.
Come on, man.
It's a good thing he wasn'twearing sweatpants that day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Exactly.
Thank you, rubber undies.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
That was fun.
It was fun when.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
We all got a photo too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
But then at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
I want to shake your head.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
She was like and he's like no Straight up.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Put her hand out.
He was in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
The voice box was in the middle of saying something
else.
And then he's like no, hestopped talking was like go,
you're out did something to youtoo, jack, yeah, so you had a
rebel.
Yeah, you had your vader shirton and he's like oh, I sense the
dark side in you.
And I had my grogu um christmassweater on.
He said don't put your faith inthe jedi.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Yeah, that's what it was.
I was like that grogu's not ajed on.
He said don't put your faith inthe jedi.
Yeah, that's what it was.
I was like that grogu's not ajedi, though, so fuck that guy
not yet I understand when grogushows up anyways grogu can be
like 150 in the future moviesand he can go against dark
talent and then we uh were ableto get into olga's yep, I think
that was.
After that was a hot messbecause of space mountain,

(01:07:57):
because of the aforementionedSpace Mountain, we had a 620
reservation that we should havebeen able to make because they
told us 25 minutes for SpaceMountain.
But, yeah, that did not happen,so we missed our 620
reservation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
But you know what we?

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
still got a table, though I was going to say.
But it did work out though,because we got a table.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Yeah, it worked out for all of you, because I'm
fucking pack horse andeverything up everyone had left
their backpacks and shit with meand they're like texting, like
we're going a differentdirection, we're not coming by
you, you need to bring the stuffto us and I'm like mother, no
that's not what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
We were still going to go by you, but we know you're
walking slower because you havethe hurt knee or our foot,
because foot the foot, the hurtfoot.
So it was like, hey, give Dukethe heads up, because we thought
we could still make thereservation or whatever They'd
hold it for us.
So it was like, let Duke knowto go now, so we don't ditch him
, we can catch up to him aswe're walking by.
And we thought we would walk byyou Like oh, there he is, and

(01:08:51):
then grab all the stuff and thenwe walk together.
Didn't see you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
The whole time was weird I think I took the wrong
turn when I got into galaxy.
He made a wrong turn it out I'mnot galaxy's edge to me.
I don't know the layout verywell so I don't know, like once
you get past the cutout, likewhen you actually get into batu,
like the quickest way to get toolga's, like I think I made a
left was supposed to make aright type of thing get rid of
that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
l it's ogus, ogus.
She's not Russian.
Yeah, exactly what's her?
Olga Kuralenko, or?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
whatever, that's what I think about, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Oh yeah, Me too.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
It's homegirl from Triple X right.
Triple X yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
I can't remember the first movie I saw her in.
Was that was it?
I don't think it was Triple.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
X, was it?
It was no, that was, I don'tthink so something.
No, was it that vampire movieasia argento was in triple x?
Oh yeah, argento's.
Uh, the, the guy who, directedzombie imdb later, but there is
a not full permission skin son Imean not while we're live you
know jack's gonna do like alittle blur part, just like

(01:09:56):
right here, just like burp.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Oh, I forgot, I forgot to ask you this With the
drinks at Oga's, had you had allof them, minus the new one, of
course, that just came out, butthe other ones you had?
That Jedi Mind Trick, yeah, Ithink.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I talked to that whole menu.
The Jedi Mind Trick was an OGone.
I thought the Jedi Mind Trickwas one of the first ones yeah,
no it was the cinnamon creamyone that me and Louz Girl got.
That was a new one yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Koshian something, and then you got the shot.
Yeah, the jet fuel one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Yeah, I'll put hair on your chest.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I'll put hair on your chest.
Luz got his bloody rancor.
I don't put hair on the hair onyour chest.
Lou got his bloody rancor.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
I did the bacon dog.
It's that bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Our waiter was pretty hilarious.
Yeah, he was.
He was good it's good whenthose guys are in character.
Sometimes you get them andthey're just like welcome to
Disneyland.
What can I get you?
And you're like look fuckingEeyore, oh no.
Right, man Tell me how much Ogahates you.
I guess you're going to want.
You have 45 minutes until youhave to leave Right Two drink

(01:11:12):
maximum whatever.
Sure, so we did pretty good onthat, I feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
As far as the drinks go, oh, and you got your Lothcap
, I got my.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Lothcap.
It's in your mug, your popcornbucket.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Yep, along with my lightsabers that I could not
bring back or chose not to bringback.
I could have brought it back,but I chose not to.
It would have been a bitch todo it, but I was like you know
what.
It's too much headache.
Worst case scenario I'll sendJack $40 out of that shit.
Ship Right, it's alreadyplugged for real.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Just slap a label on that bitch and then you guys
went off to go do what was afterOlga's.
Because we split up, because Ijust stayed in that's when we
went and did Pooh.
Yeah, okay, you guys did Poohand then was it right after that
I think so, because it wasgetting late-ish.
No, I don't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
No, after Olga's, we did that towards the end of the
night going back.
We did after which is when wedid, we did, we did olga's I was
that was seven.
Yeah, because we didn't getinto like seven.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
So then, we're there till quarter till for fire yeah,
it's, we left.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
We left that quarter or got the bill at quarter till
eight.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
So yeah, you're right , then we have to go so the last
time we did this, there was anarea in Batuu, galaxy's Edge,
that you could watch thefireworks from the spire and we
thought it was super cool.
Turns out, disney also thoughtit was super cool, and turns out
they're like oh, by the way,now if you want to see it from
that perspective, it'll be $90 aperson Extra.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
For that 15 minutes and all of us were like, uh,
hell, no, no, no, that wasn't it.
It's 20 minutes, it's 20minutes lou wanted to see normal
.
Yeah, but lou wanted to.
Lou also wanted to see it fromthe from.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Yeah I hadn't, because the other two times that
I had been before this one itwe were in Galaxy's Edge for
both fireworks.
So, like they said, I wanted tosee it around closer to the
castle and we got to do it andwe got a good spot too.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
I wasn't mad about it .

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Yeah, I was like we were there, we got to see
everything going on.
We were on Main Street, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
So we got to see the projections in the building.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
It was super cool.
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Rewind real quick Trippy when we were doing the
Alice in Wonderland thing and wecome outside, there's a little
thing at the end of Alice inWonderland where the little
carts go outside the buildingfor 30 seconds or a minute and
they were doing the lighting ofthe candles or the celebration.
It was probably like seven oreight people wide walking down

(01:13:46):
the street, walking down thestreet underneath where the
alice in wonderland ride was alllike trying all um chanting,
chant, yeah, chanting christmasstuff, and all of them had
candles.
And you pop out and you're likethis is so weird that we're in
like the alice in wonderlandhigh ride, where you're supposed
to be high as shit, and youcome back out and then some wild

(01:14:07):
like mid-sumar type shit'shappening like outside.
You're like what is going onright now?
I guess that's a big thing,though it was one of their uh
holiday.
They go to the the christmastree at the other end of main
Street and have a whole thing.
Yeah, that's when chairs andshit were out there.

(01:14:28):
So yeah after the fireworks Isplit off from the group and
went back to Batuu, which endedup being super fucking cool.
And then everybody else didWinnie the Pooh and there was
something else that peoplewanted to do.
I don't remember what it was,but Jack and I had Lightsaber
Building at 11.15 or something11.25.

(01:14:51):
I went back to Batuu by myself.
I love Disneyland afterfireworks because that place
becomes like a ghost town.
You didn't want to do Star startours a bunch of times because
they limited the variety yeah,well, and also my foot was
really bothering me by thatpoint, so I don't think I could

(01:15:12):
have done the laps.
And again, we did it earlier.
That was one of the rides wedid do earlier was start.
Yeah, it said I already seenthe one.
There was like a little variety, right jack, there's like two
opening scenes and like two orthree mid-scenes.
Three messages and then thepurgles, purgles at the end.
It's very disappointing.
Batuu after fireworks is reallycool, it was really quiet.

(01:15:36):
I just sat there for like anhour just chilling.
I went and got myself some bluemilk, drank it before Lou got
back.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
You're looking out Lou supports blue milk.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
I had an interesting interaction with one of the cast
members.
They were putting all thetables and stuff back from the
area they had cleared out forthe fireworks and he asked me
how my bright or was it brightmoons Is that what they call it
at night?

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Mm-hmm.
Rising moons.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Rising, what they call it at night, rising moons
rising there you go, rising yeahasked me how my time was and I
was like, oh, you know, I'm justsitting here wondering how I
get to move in here and he makesa comment about it.
Not, life isn't always, youknow, it's not always greener on
the other side type of thing.
I made a joke about them doingthe tetris with the tables every

(01:16:24):
night and how they make it work, because I I had overheard them
talking, but they were talkinglike cast members.
They weren't talking like buttwo years right, and they were
talking about how annoying itwas that they always just buy
new tables instead of repairingthe tables that they had, which
I thought was funny, becausethere were like a couple of the
tables where, like the, the topswere obviously not attached

(01:16:44):
well to the legs, type of thing.
And then I, you know, I madethe.
I tried to be in world and said,every time we visit you guys,
this planet, you're always superhospitable and I appreciate it,
or whatever.
So please let everybody elseyou know that here, know that.
And the guy goes like, oh, buthe's one of the ones that, like,
organizes all the bullshit atnight, cleans up everybody's.
You know all the, the shit thatpeople leave behind.

(01:17:07):
They're like it looked like hehad just started to shift and
he's like man, I never heardanybody say that before, so I
appreciate it.
So that meant that was cool.
That was a cool littleinteraction, you know where.
Uh, you know, just payingsomebody a compliment who
probably doesn't see very manypeople at night, because that
place was a fucking dead zone.
It was a 10-minute wait forSmuggler's Run.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Which means no wait.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
And I think and Rise closes after fireworks.
Right, jack.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
Or before fireworks no.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
No, they used to.
They started keeping it openlater now.
I think it closed at like 10 orsomething else.
Yeah, a little after fireworks,but it used to.
They started keeping it openlater now.
I think it closed at like 10 orsomething else.
So, yeah, a little afterfireworks, but it used to close
at like 7 or something, becauseit took them that long to get
all the maintenance done for thenext day.
And then, finally, the groupshowed back up.
What did you guys do while Iwas in Batuu?

(01:17:58):
We went to Winnie the Pooh SethLittle One's jam.
She loves it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I don't know that we did much.
I think it was just that.
Fireworks store.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Because Lou separated , because I bought the girls
snacks.
We got a Tigger Tail and somecookies and some other shit.
Yeah, but that was in the store.
Yeah, but you were gone afterthat, though, because we were
sitting around for a minute nearPooh eating.
Oh, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
You went somewhere?
We did go.
We headed back towards Duke.
Okay, because we ran into himbefore you guys showed up, right
, yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
I think so yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
No, because we met at Winnie the Pooh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Right, but after Pooh , oh after.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Pooh, that's right.
After Pooh we kept going andmet up with Duke because I asked
you how to get out and you werelike go up here and go left.
And good thing old girl waswith me because I was like, okay
, he said go left, we're goingleft.
And after that I was like Ithink we go this way.
She's like, yes, we go this way.
She knew where we were going.
So I was like all right, cool,and yeah.
So we met up with Duke for abit because you guys showed up

(01:19:11):
like 30, 45 minutes later.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Not even that long.
No, I wasn't yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
We don't have anything to do until 1125
Because during that time, beforewe met up with Duke, I took her
to do her build, her droidbuild.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
That's what you have to do.
That's what you did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I knew it was back that way towards Duke.
But okay, I can remember thatwe did the droid build because
she wanted to do that for herbirthday.
That was like the whole Her ownbirthday present to herself,
because last time she got theChopper type of droid and this
time she wanted a BB unit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I can't believe she lost her remote control.
She's a grown-ass woman.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Although no, a grown-ass woman with a
seven-year-old, but shedownloaded the app and it did
work, and it has more optionstoo.
It made more noise, so that waskind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
I'm going to have to try that with the little ones
then.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Yeah, so she did it yesterday I think or the day
before, and she was loving it.
So the download did work.
It was great.
She purples her favorite color,so she made herself a purple BB
unit, loved that.
And then, since you guys weredoing the lightsaber build and
I'd already done it, I took herover to savi's to go look at the
different, the four differentoptions they have, or well,

(01:20:29):
obviously more than four optionstechnically, but the four
styles that they had, just soshe could look at it and it's
like, oh, that's super cool.
and then we went to go meet upwith dude and then, uh, and then
yeah no, I was gonna say then,that's when that that yeah, I'm
like, we're, like, we're likewe're doing shit.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
So let's see if they'll let us in early.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
So and they got, you guys showed up yeah, they're
like, hey, we have 11 25 or theyhave 11 25 reservation, so what
?
We have nothing to do right now, so can we go in early?
And they appreciated the hellout of that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
They were like, yes, so like who's going on, like me?
And I pointed to duke him, andthen we pointed at a lose girl
and she's like what?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
right, she was all excited, eyes all big, what?
Because it was a birthdaypresent that I was doing for her
and did not obviously did nottell her about it, and that was
the whole thing.
And this backtracks all the wayto the lightsaber thing.
Because I had planned on doingthe lightsaber with them, with
oh girl, so all four of us coulddo it, and all that.
And it was like okay, causeshe'd be totally surprised.

(01:21:28):
And then the lightsaber optionpresented itself.
I'm like well, I'm not going totake away the opportunity for
her, but I'll take it away forme and just double up and get
twice as much and just get thesaber instead.
I was like yeah, no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
I was like, yeah, no problem, I've already done it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
You got three lightsabers for the price of one
and a badass one.
Three lightsabers for the priceof two.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
I was like, yeah, we're good.
So yeah, she was super shocked.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
And a box that will sing at me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
And a box that'll yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
At that point, jack your family like tailed off
right.
Your family, the rest of yourfamily bailed right.
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Except for your oldest.
Oldest Oldest was there.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Yeah, my oldest stayed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Yeah, Because you could bring in one, the other
two hold on, the other two wenton.
They went on a different ride.
They went and did rides.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Yeah, they went and did something.
Yeah, but we didn't go backwith them was my point.
We loaded everybody into ourcar.
Oh, that's right, they straightbailed on us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
Yeah, after that, after they finished their rides,
they did not wait yeah theystraight bailed on us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
That's right.
So the nice thing about doingthe lightsabers this time was
that we actually had Lou there,not doing a lightsaber, so he
was able to take some reallycool pictures.
Sam, I think, was the guy wholed our group.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Oh, that dude was cool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
I mean, I will say again for the second time those
guys, while they do generallyfollow a script like there's
going to be a level of intensity, how much they're into it.
Yeah, and I feel like we'vegotten lucky both times Without
ruining it.
If you go to Disneyland and youhave not been there since they
opened up Galaxy's Edge, bringthe 250.

(01:23:06):
Yeah, spend it on that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Bring 250, build the saber, get the experience.
It is worth it Skip every othersouvenir toy whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
If you've got to skip a churro or two, do the
lightsaber, but don't skip theDarth Vader lightsabers, if
you're into that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Opportunity cost is real, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
But I ended up getting the standard Jedi
lightsaber.
This time Jack got the darkside lightsaber, she got the
nature one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Yeah, In purple.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
I had my Roosevelt Dagobah drip shirt on.
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
God 13, 12, 15.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Ended up being 15 at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
That was the final number.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
So I went back downstairs to go grab the drinks
, or I had left the room to goget something and I got back in
the elevator and there was agirl there who I think worked
for somebody.
She had a cart, like a rollycart, full of sodas and drinks
and she got on the elevator withme and she was like, oh, nice

(01:24:11):
shirt.
And I'm like, yeah, 15, what'sup?
Throughout the day I ended upgetting 15 compliments on it.
So definitely an investmentWell worth it yeah, Roosevelt's
are worth it, just for your ego.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Yeah, compliments on it so definitely an investment.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Roosevelt's are worth it.
Just for your ego.
Even to our Christmas partylast night I wore my new frosty
one Bunch of compliments.
No one even knew what it was.
It's like man, I missed out onthat Roosevelt.
Yeah, sucker.
And you're like it sure wasn'teverything You're like we should
be friends, alright y'all,we're like we should be friends.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
All right, y'all, we're going to have to pick up
this story and next episode.
It's been in 90 minutes.
I gotta, I gotta get up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah we gotta.
We're going to have to saveGoofy's kitchen and my girl
knocking people over.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
She's really enthusiastic.

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
Very, very much so.
Well, really enthusiastic, verymuch so.
Tune in next week for part two.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
We'll fill y'all in, don't worry.
We all still got to get home.
Right, you're right, we haven'tdone that yet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
We barely even left the park.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Football bar.
We got a lot to do still.
Yeah, the girl who was an.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Oregon, 9.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
But a California seven, yup.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Jack, don't even know that part of the story yet.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
Uh but it's so true.
After I took took a step back.
It was like what are youtalking about that?
I looked at her like I seewhere you're going with that.
I feel you, bro, I feel youWell, you bro I feel you Well
we're back in the full gents.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Are we up to 35?
We know you missed us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
You can have peace of mind again.
You're welcome.
Be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
You guys have yourselves a good week.
Oh, I will.
We'll chat again next Sunday.
I'm not even working tomorrow.
Oh, this guy, this guy istaking days off Like he's got
extra time or something, takingmy boss's boss to the Raiders
game.
Yeah, you guys are playingtomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Oh, look at that, I forgot it was a home game.
Yep Boss's boss going with youSuck up, you got a little girl
going too.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Yeah, dude, don't even.
That's not even a question.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Is she going?

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