Three Friends Talk Movies, Politics, and Everything That Makes Their Nipples Hard

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Windy background.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You audio people only Sucks for you.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Watch us on YouTube.
Make us part of the algorithm.
Yes, all you.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
ASMR, people, though, or AMS, whatever the letters
are in, whatever order.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
AMSR, what AMSR?
Yeah, that thing.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
More alphabet.
Community, just a differenttype.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh, you're making my nipples hard.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, I am Hang on, You're on my right side.
Yep, that's the one that's hard.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
My middle nipple is hard.
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Boing.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
That means you're from Mars.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yes, oh, that is what that means.
Well done.
Can't go wrong with thethree-titty bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Especially if you've got two dicks.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh no, if you had one titty fuck would be like a
threesome.
Just move to each hunt, moveover back and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Oh, my God.
But again, if you had two dicks, problem solved, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That would fix that, though, yeah.
So, Well based on the way mycamera is.
I got two dicks on the side ofme, so it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And I have a giant asshole in the middle of mine.
So it works out.
Lou, do this.
Yep, Yep, Yep.
That's exactly what I thinkWings of Soul would look like.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wait, do you have a hemorrhoid?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yep, and it's about hairy enough and it's got the
gray hairs Wait that was a longone.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm getting rid of the drumroll.
I'm getting rid of the drumroll.
What the hell.
I'm renaming it, so it doesn'tsay drumroll.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
No, that one's not bad.
It should be drumroll.
But if we ever do ourcountdowns, whatever we need it
for that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hold on, let me rename it Drumroll, not joke.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
There's a drumroll.
That's a joke, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hold on.
It's going to be 45 minuteswith.
Jack going through renaming thefucking sound cues.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
How is that one not named Rimshot, since that's what
it's called Exactly?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Which is perfect when you're reenacting what a
butthole looks like, exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
How did you not think Rimshot all of a sudden yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I just like the fact that he's not a job I just like
the fact that he thought heclicked on rimshot but then was
like, oh wait, that's drumrollshit worst drummer, ever, ever
oh man, oh, oh, you're from kiss.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, got it.
No, look at kiss picking up astray in our podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I am not Dave Grohl.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
No, that's a joke.
You've only impregnated onewoman.
Yes, I think that's what Iheard.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Allegedly Twice though.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Twice.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Considering, my father-in-law used to ask me if
I shot blanks.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm like bro, somebody want, wanted
grandbabies, good lord where aremy?
Grandbabies unreal to be fair.
The car was compensating forsomething.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
So he was trying to trying to make sure that you
were manly enough to join thefamily, manly enough for the car
that does matter I don't want alittle whiny bitch who can't
pregnant, a girl driving my carright get back in your prius
does that make me more manly,since he only did it once?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
oh, it could.
That's a good point.
Oh, wait, wait, unless it's amom issue.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
See, now it's like I don't know yeah, now we're
digging into some ancestralancestry exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Maybe he, maybe he was fine yeah, you never know or
it's like you know what.
No, we got the perfect one.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
We're gonna stop right there let's go with that,
all right yeah, yeah, I hope.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I hope you're watching this podcast, jack's
wife.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Wow, you're really trying to suck up before Japan,
aren't you?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I mean we're going to be around each other for a
while.
So, yeah, all the points, goddamn it A little buttering up
doesn't hurt.
At all, not even a little bitand little bit, and if it did

(04:33):
I'd still be doing it.
Oh my god.
Oh so crazy week last week.
Just work wise.
Other than that it was prettyquiet.
I mean, I went to go see themovie on tuesday black bag.
I didn't think I heard of thatone.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Until you said it, I don't think I heard of it yeah,
you saw the trailer.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I guarantee you just don't remember with Fastbender.
It's showing up fine on my sideokay, okay.
Fastbender and Blanchett thespy one it was a quick watch, 90
minutes got in, got out, twohours with trailers.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
basically, yes, it was a quick watch, 90 minutes.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Got in, got out Two hours with trailers, basically
yes, and the commercial, noteven the trailers anymore, the
actual freaking basic commercial, maria Menounos.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, we're going to have a conversation how Maria
Menounos?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
has not aged in like 25 years.
Dude for real, literally.
I remember her after episodeone man.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and she looked exactly the
same.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
She's the original AI assistant.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
No shit she.
She actually never existed.
There was never actually a beta.
There was never actually aMaria Mudodos.
It did.
That's why they picked thatname, cause that name just had
never existed in the history ofthe world anywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I would believe that because when I walk in I try to
time it where I'm not there tooearly.
When I walk in, it's like thelast few minutes of her and it's
like, man, this is the samegirl from 1999.
This is.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
This is something right here we need you to come
on the podcast and prove thatyou're real, for real.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
She got a twin daughter and they just swapped
them out.
It's the substance.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's literally the substance.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Mm-hmm Makes sense.
Her and the movie feel they'relike, hey, let's make a movie
about Maria.
So they did.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It can't be too obvious.
So let's make it a white girl,yeah, of course Freaking.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
See, now I can.
It can't be too obvious.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
So let's make it a white girl.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, freaking See.
Now I can't get on boardbecause they race swapped.
Uh-uh See, not a hypocrite,Both ways.
Uh-uh, we ain't having that.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I thought, when you said you were going to go see
the movie this week, lou, Ithought you were talking about
Snow White Weird Damn.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
He's been too busy review bombing it on IMDb.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I knew that movie was going to bomb just because of
Rachel.
No other reason than Rachel.
The movie could be fantastic,but Rachel is unlikable.
But I didn't think it was goingto go that bad.
$43 million it was projected tohit 86, and it got 43.
Didn't even crack 90 worldwide.
That is sad Again.
I knew it was going to have alittle bit.
You know a little bit.
Not this.

(07:14):
This was worse than basicallyevery other live-action movie
that's ever come out.
Even Black Little Mermaid didbetter than this and that's
saying something.
But man, people really hateRachel.
It's like again I'm hearing themovie actually is pretty okay.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, my wife saw it, but nobody wants to watch her.
She thought it was alright.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Nobody will support her.
So it's like alright, Whatever,I'm not saying I won't watch it
, I'm just not going to go tothe theater to do it.
I mean, as soon as it hitsDisney+ I'll probably give it a
shot.
I mean, don't get me wrong,I'll watch the original first.
I haven't seen that moviebefore, so I'll watch the
original one eventually, andthen I'll watch that one in I

(07:55):
don't know six weeks when ithits Disney+, because that's
going to get pulled from thetheater pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
The worst part is… I thought it was one of Disney+.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I thought that for a while it was.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Day and date Right?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't know, that's just brutal.
I think people are just gettingtired of the live action
remakes.
Make something original.
I don't know about that I wouldbet there was a pretentage of
that, because they haven't had agood live action remake.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I think that it's been slammed so hard that people
are like, oh, that movie sucksHearing that it's been slammed
so hard that people are like ohthat movie sucks, yeah, without
any kind of Hearing that it'sactually decent.
It could actually start turninga profit as people go see it
and tell people it's really notthat bad.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Oh, it ain't turning a profit but it'll get some
views.
That movie has to make $800million to turn a profit and
it's not going to make $800million, no-transcript.
$280 million minimum budgetplus marketing.
Oof, they're screwed.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Do the studios make money off of the popcorn buckets
?
Say that again Do the studiosget percentage off of the
popcorn buckets?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh yeah, oh, I would say more than the movie tickets,
percentage-based, I would sayyes, and even some of the
merchandise.
There was that $100, $150 dollthat came out.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
People hate the figure.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
But they love the dress of the doll.
I was watching that.
I agree it looked pretty good.
I'm like, oh, that's a goodlooking dress.
Put it on the original SnowWhite, it'd be better.
But honestly, if you're her andyou're going to come off so
unlikable, what do you expect tohappen?
I mean, think about it.
Disney stopped all their redcarpet treatment in Europe.

(09:40):
They stopped it at theHollywood Bowl or whatever the
hell they do it at the place,the place that we were going to
go to, I guess.
Right, capitan, yeah, there wego.
They stopped all that becauseof her.
So that tells you all you needto know.
Right there, she is thatunlikable.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I mean.
Same thing happened with Flash,though.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, exactly With.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Ezra, but I mean, but there's a huge difference
between grooming people andbeing unlikable, Like, just you
know, not having popularopinions or whatever Well sort
of.
If there's a crime, and likethere's a potential crime, I
don't think she's done anythingthat would that you could
categorize her potentially beingarrested for.
She might have said some stuffthat rubbed people the wrong way

(10:24):
, but being a jerk or being anasshole is a huge difference
between being accused of lockingpeople in basements and shit.
Let's just be clear about that.
Same end result.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
You know what, though ?
What's sad about that, though,Duke, is that I think his
movie's going to make more thanhers.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Probably.
I mean maybe Only becauseMichael Keaton was in it.
Yeah, Everyone wants to seethat, to see Michael.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Keaton as Batman.
But that goes back to my point,right, they did a terrible job
of marketing the Snow Whitemovie above and beyond all the
headlines and everything, right,I don't think.
I mean, mean, I saw a coupletrailers.
I don't think I've even, Idon't even think I ever saw a
trailer like the month before.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Um, oh they did going to the movies.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Well, I mean, we were going to the movies every week
and I never saw the the snowwhite trailer I didn't think
about that.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
If you're, you're right to me.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
If you're if you're the marketing department and
you're trying to uh, you'retrying to counter program
against the negativity ofwhatever right, whether it's
your star or your director orwhatever.
Like I'm showing you the moviesaying look at, like hey, never
mind what, don't ignore all this.
Like, just pay attention tolook how great the movie is,
look how great the effects are,blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But it's not something you have to go.
Look on youtube, it's.
You're already, already in thetheater, so we're going to force
it on you, right?
And then you're like, no, youknow what, it doesn't look that
bad.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Because, again, if you go and type in Snow White on
YouTube you're going to get100,000 negative reviews and
people shooting on her andpeople shooting on the movie,
whatever, before you actuallyget to the trailer.
Right, you'll get a hundredthousand of these like which we
probably should have done before.
The podcast is just stealtrailers and just post them on

(12:08):
youtube, because that's that'ssomething that happens a lot too
.
Um, but yeah the uh.
So I think they did it, asopposed to flash, where flash
they still were pushing michaelkeaton look at all cool stuff,
like you know, have Supergirl,blah, blah, blah.
So they did a good job ofworking around the negative

(12:29):
perception of the movie with themarketing.
At least, I feel like they did.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I mean they definitely had trailers out the
last month beforehand, differenttrailers and everything trying
to promote.
The last one before the moviecame out was trying to kind of a
cross-reference original withthe live action to promote it.
Actually it was kind of decent.
Anytime they didn't show Rachel, it was a decent trailer.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
But I know, even for Wicked, it didn't matter what
movie I saw the two monthsbefore you had a fucking Wicked
trailer.
I've gone to the movies eighttimes times, nine times in the
last three months.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I've never seen a snow white trailer regardless of
what type of movie that I'veseen I'm trying to think about
that and I think, I think I'mwith you.
I don't remember.
I don't remember seeing the oneeither I mean, I've seen movies
that are weird.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
I haven't.
I've seen movies that aren'tcoming out for another fucking
year, which also drives me crazy.
I'm really glad Thunderbolts iscoming out, because I'm really
fucking tired of Thunderboltstrailers.
We've had Thunderbolts trailersfor a year now.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, ballerina the next one, right, exactly another
one that's been out for a yearthat last trailer great.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I saw another trailer .
I'm like, oh good, you justgave away the whole fucking
movie.
Why?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
would I want to go see this.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I wasn't going to see it until I saw that John Wick's
in it, but that's the thing youjust have to show John Wick
walking off the train, slam, cutto the title and you're good.
I don't need to see theminteract and making out and
making it like don't show me allthat, I don't want to know that
back silhouette with the longhair in the suit and a gun in
his hand exactly you know, andher facing him or something like

(14:13):
you know, like fire in thebackground, whatever cool, do
that?
that's your fucking drop shot.
You don't need to do anythingelse besides that.
I don't care.
It's not that I don't careabout the story, I don't.
I want to walk in beingsurprised.
I don't want to walk in knowingeverything that's going to
happen.
And again going back to yourpoint, jack, when you're trapped
in the theater, you don't havea choice, you can't, you don't

(14:36):
have a choice of watching it ornot.
You know, and that's the shittypart, because I think when we
saw would yeah, exactly, like,let me just la, la, la, la, la.
Like you know, when we sawmickey 17, there were two or
three trailers that I was like,okay, well, I know everything
that's going to happen.
Now, like, why?
Why am I going to go see thison opening weekend?
I don't need to like, I'll gosee it on cheap tuesday, you

(14:58):
know, like I don't know it's,it's the.
The movie industry is veryconfusing to me and I'm really
glad that I didn't get into it.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's funny you say that because one of my
subscriptions is what Cultureand what Culture?
Star Wars.
They talk about movies andshows and stuff like that, yeah,
yeah.
And it's funny that you saythat because I want to say in
the last month, month and a half, they've done two top 10 videos
because they had to find moreof where the trailers ruined the
movie and I was like that is agood point.

(15:29):
They keep fucking it up.
It's terrible.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I mean when you can have a full top 10 and not
encapsulate all 10 movies.
It'd be one thing if it waslike here are 10 movies that
have fucked up in the last twoyears, but no, it's like here's
the most egregious 10 movies,like you know and then here's,
and here's, 10 more a week later, that we couldn't fit in our
first time.
Yeah, exactly, here's all thehonorable mentions.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
That's a good point, man, that's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Which is funny, you complain considering about Rogue
One with all the shit that theyfilmed that didn't go into the
movie.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
False advertising.
False advertising Suicide Squad.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
You're all hyped when she's going up the tower.
This is when the TIE Fightershows up.
Wait, where the fuck's the TIEFighter?
What?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Where's the rising sun with the TIE Fighter
silhouettes?
That looked amazing and itwasn't there.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
No, well, we got a president involved.
Now that he'll put his footdown and they're all prosecuted
20 years for false advertising,I'm okay with that.
I'll support that.
I mean, I support deathsentences for leaving poop, not
picking up after your dog's poop, so I'm okay with that you just

(16:44):
call it poop.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Did you Leaving Putin ?
Is that what you said?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
You said for leaving your dog's poop, leaving your
dog's pooping, pooping, poopinga lot.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I'm just glad Jack heard Putin too, because that's
just hilarious.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Thanks, Luke.
Where are we going with?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Putin.
And then you said dog, I'm likeoh, I got you.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, pooping, pooping, close to pooping,
they're both shit, so it doesn'tmatter.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I don't think anybody can argue that one.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Oh, that reminds me.
I don't say I got into it, butthere was a discussion in our
Magic thread because AOC andBernie were out here in Denver
and Greeley is about an hournortheast from me, so they had
their rally for, you know, stopthe oligarchy and all this.
I'm like are you people sostupid that you haven't realized
that the US has been in anoligarchy for decades and you

(17:35):
only care now because it's notyour person in charge of this
oligarchy?
It's like you fuckinghypocrites.
It's the one thing I hate aboutpolitics.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's the other side of that too.
It's the one thing I hate aboutpolitics.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
They've brought it out, that's the other side of
that too.
It was definitely the shadows,but it's been going on for
decades.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
We know there's only three companies that run
everything.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, exactly, it's like why weren't you people out
there on the campaign trail andall this other stuff making fun
of when the dams were in officeor the first time when Trump was
in office or when Obama was inoffice, you when Trump was in
office or when Obama was?
I just keep going backwards forabout 40, 50 years, if not
longer, and you'll see that theU?
S has been an oligarchy for along time, like, but we don't

(18:12):
want the billionaires doing allthis and all.
It's like okay, okay, again,how stupid are you.
Did you look at the Forbesreport?
There were more billionairesbacking Kamala Harris there were
Donald Trump, but there weremore billionaires backing Kamala
Harris than there were DonaldTrump.
But it's the billionaires thatare the problem.
They backed the Democrats, theRepublicans, this last election.
But again, more stupidity.

(18:32):
Just do your fucking researchand then go out on the campaign
trail or whatever.
Again, it's the hypocrisy.
I don't care.
If you want to go against theoligarchy.
If that's your platform, go forit.
Just don't pick now, becauseit's not your person.
Pick it, go, start it.
If not now, then when?
I mean if this is the startingpoint, and as long as you keep

(18:53):
doing it, I support you.
If it's because it's a rep inthe office, great fine.
But if next time it's a Dem,because we're not done, we all
know it's going to be anoligarchy still then go, then go
out.
Well, bernie won't be able toprobably be dead by then, that
old fucker I'm sure he's not notfor real, but aoc, keep this

(19:14):
energy.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
He's actually he's actually sorry, lou, didn't mean
to cut you off there, but no no, that was a good one.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
That was a good one.
I'm glad you did.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Bernie's actually been the same age for like 100
years, oh my.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
God.
No, I tell you.
It's funny, in the same threadthat I was having a discussion
with these idiots about this.
It was like Bernie got screwedover back in 2016.
And I was like dude, we finallyagree on something.
Screwed over back in 2016.
And I was like dude, we finallyagree on something.
If, if bernie didn't getscrewed over by the democrats, I
would have actually votedagainst trump instead of against
hillary.
Um, it's like this time around,you know?

(19:55):
It's like okay, I guess I'mgoing against, against kamala
douchebag or a shit taco yeah,he's right.
I haven't had a candidate Icould vote for in a long time.
I'm always against the otherone.
It's sad.
It's like all these 340 millionpeople in the US, and these are
the two best idiots you cangive us, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
time for Gen X to start taking over, yet they
don't care, that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
That is our problem, isn't it we?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
don't care.
That is our problem, isn't it?
We don't care.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
No, there is that.
We'll make fun of all of it,but at the end of the day we're
like we'll just roll withwhatever happens.
It's true, yeah, because it'sjust the younger.
Like every time I get into itwith the left, it's usually a
younger left person who doesn'tunderstand what's really
happening.
It's like okay.
So when this happened over here, you were fine with it and this
this the guy in the threadactually said this I'm only mad

(20:44):
about the oligarchy because it'snot my person in control.
I was like wow, that's that'swhat I said.
I said you know what, I canappreciate that that's how you
feel and you were honest with it.
Yeah, I ain't mad at I was.
I was like I ain't mad at that,I mean cool.
Same guy was all like I'm notfor free speech.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Um, I was like, okay, that's a little extreme, but
okay, long look, that's fine,you have your position and I
have no problem with that, andthere's plenty of places in the
world that you can move thatdon't have free speech.
That would be happy to take youin.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's like you don't go follow rosie over to ireland,
right, uh, but it's yeah, it'sjust interesting.
But but, yeah, the gen xers,like we care but we don't care.
Like I pay attention and Ifollow the stupidity of people
left or right, I don't carewhich side, but at the end of
the day it really don't affectme down the line.
The whole, the direct there'snot really a direct issue with

(21:36):
me.
So it's like okay, if that'swhat you want to do, you want to
go and protest this.
You, you want to go and protestthis.
You want to go and do that,have fun, you know, just don't
hurt anybody and don't stop whatI'm doing.
Like I can't wait till theypass a law that says if you're
blocking freeways you can getran over.
That's the one I want.
It's like do not interfere withanybody else.
You want to be on the sidewalk?

(21:57):
All this peaceful display, doall that, have fun, have fun.
I think it's stupid out herefor some of it, because we're a
blue state, so I think it's awaste, like the whole AOC Bernie
thing that was out here thisweekend or Friday yeah, I think
it was Friday.
It was like okay, let me getthis straight.

(22:18):
You got this echo chamber andyou're preaching to a state
that's already blue.
Take this shit to Mississippiand then we can talk.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Let's hope their crowds look better when they're
on the internet.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I guess, but I think they have gone to some of those
places as well.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, I think they're touring.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah they're going all over.
I hope so.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So I think they started on the West Coast, they
started in California andthey're working their way east.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
That's a thing.
Are they hitting any red stateson the way?
Everything I've heard has allbeen blue states.
I'm like you're just preachingto the choir at that point.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't get it.
They did come here.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Aw, I got to shoot my shot with.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
AOC.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Come on, I liked it.
Punisher LGS that was a greatscene Right, and he broke that
shit down too.
They're warming up andobviously at the end of this
episode they're both becomingwho they really are.
Kingpin is back.

(23:20):
He's eating his fucking sausageand pasta while committing some
shady shit and locking up Adamand Daredevil's up there.
He's like fuck this, I'm gonnaget my baton out and start
loosening up the muscles.
So they're becoming who theyare.
It makes me sad.
It's only what an eight-episodeseason.
And what was this?

(23:40):
Episode three, four we're onfour, so we're halfway through.
So hopefully some shit goesdown.
Homeboy that's crying blood.
Maybe that'll kick some ass,but no, I like it.
I like Law and Order, though.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Me too.
First question would be howdoes this compare to the Netflix
show?
Same, okay, not to me.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
No, no, but they're getting there, I think I guess
okay, okay I, I think it's whatit is for me.
I, I agree with you, I think, Ithought I think it is written
better, at least the uh, thedialogue, I guess.
Yes, for better the dialogue iswritten better yes but for me, I
think I I I didn't realize thisuntil the third episode.
Actually I have to pull awayfrom the Netflix series to enjoy

(24:29):
this more anyway, because forme they're starting over.
You're having to relearn thecharacters, even though they
have their history.
You had that first episode thatpulled them away from who they
were, both of them, kingpin andDaredevil.
So we have to get back to thatand they're building up to that.

(24:51):
So this slow burn, this wholeseason one, that's building up
to it again.
But that's the thing it's again.
I've already, for those whodon't know this story, I didn't
go back to watch it, only watchthe recaps.
I think this is great for them.
For the rest of it, just like Ikind of know all this, I
understand what you're doing,but damn, it get there already.
So, and they've already, uh,greenlit three seasons.

(25:13):
So I think season two will bemuch better than this season
because they are doing thisbuild up, but I'm still enjoying
it.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
But I wouldn't compare it as I bring jessica
jones back that's the talk.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That is the talk, and that is that's funny.
You say that because part ofthe problem that I'm having with
this is there.
There's where's the b story,where's the c story, where's the
d story?
that's parallel between kingpinand their devil yes, it had
multiple between ben story uh,going on, obviously foggy, and
karen and their story going on.

(25:44):
Then you have the othercharacters with the Punisher and
eventually they bring in theBullseye.
All these other things that arehappening, it's true.
The Triad, whatever that groupwas called, I can't remember
what it was.
There's no B, c, d story inthis, it's just the parallels of
Daredevil and Kingpin.
It's like okay, we got nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
But it's not bad, because now it's not overcrowded
.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I think it's more subtle B stories, like, I think,
the therapy with Fisk and hiswife, that's a B story.
I would definitely considerthat a B story.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Not to me, because who's that about?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The BB.
It's about Fisk.
It's about Fisk.
That's my point.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I'm talking to GF2 stories, so you're talking about
completely different peopleoutside Okay.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Like I think it's a more subtleB story where you have Fisk
doing his thing as mayor, whilestill and that's his A story so
I would consider, like thetherapy and stuff like that with
his wife, the interactions thathe's having outside of being
the mayor or being the kingpin,as being B stories.

(26:47):
So all the stuff with BB, allthe stuff with his wife, I in my
head when I'm breaking it down,because they're treated to me.
They're treated like separatethings, like his wife isn't
hanging out in the house whenhe's doing, you know his wife
isn't tagging along when they'reout, you know, doing all of his
stuff as mayor.
She's been isolated almost tojust being in the therapy

(27:10):
sessions.
So in my head I'm like it's moresubtle than just being a
blatant like oh, now we're goingto follow Matt Murdock's um the
other lawyer that he works with.
We're going to follow her for10 minutes, or whatever.
She almost seems like anauxiliary character at this
point to me like she's basicallyjust keeping.
She's basically just keepinghim working as a like again.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
That's the problem, even even with vanessa and that
story.
That story all it's doing isprogressing fisk, so it's still
his story.
Like if if they were going todo vanessa and showed her what
she's doing on the side with thefive families, whatever they're
called, that's a B story to me.
Then they all eventuallyculminate like they did in the

(27:53):
Netflix series.
That's not what's happeninghere, I don't know.
Oh, you could talk aboutGandolfini's kid.
Yeah, whatever you can have him.
It's like again, still fifthstory, because when all was said
and done, he is learning whathe learned in therapy and
applied it to the fuck up thathe, that the kid, did um with

(28:15):
the bb report.
And again even they're usingthese characters immediately to
affect daredevil and kingpin andit it's like where is this?
Like a B story to me would beBB off doing her own thing the
way in the comics and everythingthat her uncle knew who
Daredevil was.
If BB somehow had a story andagain they may get to that in

(28:37):
season two, where that comesaround, and then it finally all
these spikes come together inthe middle.
It's like, oh shit, the will isformed or spokes, rather, okay,
great, that's fantastic.
But that's not what's happening?
Everything is just those twocharacters.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
It is less over world building, which Marvel's gotten
away from, honestly, sinceEndgame.
They are not doing as much.
Let's plant this character sothey can get their own spinoff.
Even in their movies they'renot doing that as much.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The second question I had was would you think worse,
what would your opinion be ofthe story if they didn't have
the opening?
I think we kind of talked aboutthis a tiny bit, but if they
didn't have the opening 10minutes, like was originally,
you know, three years ago, we'rewatching Daredevil and we're
four episodes in and he's neverbeen Daredevil.
Would that bother you guys?

(29:25):
Or would that like, did thatopening scene kind of say your
daredevil need, if that makessense?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
because I've read a few things online back and forth
on that, so, yes, wasn'tdaredevil at the beginning of
the netflix series either,though okay, not as we know him
right.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
And even then, because, because we know where
it's going, I'm not worriedabout it.
Like we didn't get it, I don't.
I don't think he got his suituntil the last episode in the
first season.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
And even though he still had the black and the
bandana and all I get all that.
But having seen him in thefirst episode and understanding
the line that they're takingwith him and that he's going to
get there, okay, great, I'm finewith that.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
So, to answer your question, yes, I'm fine with him
four episodes in and not reallybeing the guy that we know.
Yeah, the guy that we know.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Especially since we can see where it's going, where
he's likely going to be there.
I don't know how big of a roleMuse is going to play in this,
but maybe that's the person heends up fighting at the end.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
But we'll see.
I think he's going to be theseason two guy.
I don't think they'reintroducing him so subtly that I
don't.
I think, by this point, if hewas going to be the big bad at
the end of the season, thatmight be a cliffhanger, but I
think they would have put himmore forward.
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
If if you're only talking about his art and stuff,
you know well, and we finally,got the, you know.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
We finally got the last scene at the end where he's
, you know, now we're knowingwhere his, his paint is coming
from and stuff.
But I feel like they're,they're, they're slow, they're.
That's such a slow burn thatthey would really have to
escalate things over the because, again, they have nobody's even
talked about him like he is.
You want to talk about b story?
He's a b story because he isoutside of, like the art being

(31:18):
behind in the background of thescenes the characters are in.
He is completely separate fromeverything else that's going on
with matt.
They have not talked about him.
He has not been a.
I don't even think he's been inthe news at all.
Them watching the news andthere hasn't been anything at
the bottom of the cry on at thebottom type of thing I mean.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
That's a good point.
I could see you Season 2 badguy or 3?
I can't remember what you said.
I could see him as a season 2bad guy, I or three, I can't
remember what you said.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Two, yeah, I can see him as the season two bad guy?

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I think you're right.
I think they're going to usethis season which is what
they're doing is to let Matt gothrough the stages of grief and
everything and let him come backto what he is slash was with
Daredevil.
So there really isn't a mainbad guy, I guess, when all's

(32:09):
said and done, and then, likeyou said, have a cliffhanger at
the end of the season and thenseason two will be views.
So season one bad guy, if youwant to.
Really, I don't know if I don'tthink this is a stretch, but
season one bad guy is the police.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah Well, it's going to be Fisk.
Slash the police, right.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Well, yeah, but I don't think there's nothing
direct going on with Fisk.
There actually is direct goingon with the police.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'm saying Fisk slash the police, because Fisk is
going to give the police thepower to be more violent towards
the vigilantes, or at leastremove the restraints that they
have now and make it more.
That's why I'm saying Fiskslash the police, because Fisk'm
saying Fisk slash the policebecause now Fisk being in power,
he's going to enable them to bemore.

(32:53):
I'm going to say militaristic,that's not have more freedom
when it comes to punishingvigilantes.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
And then Punisher will kill them all.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I'm alright with that , Although looks like he retired
too Shit.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
He seems like he was doing something.
He had all that shit in theback there.
He did let his beard go, though.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, it looks like he'sdoing investigative work, sure,
but actually active.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
No.
I don't think he's going tokill them.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
He's just constantly cleaning his guns.
Yeah, 18 hours a day.
Well, and you weren't evenenough.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
It would take him 18 hours.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
You weren't even saying I mean I liked the fact
that they didn't present him asliving in like an know warehouse
in the middle of nowhere andlike a manager's office five
layers down, like I like that.
So because I mean again, thepunisher is one of his tropes is
that he moves into an apartmentbuilding, finds people who are
unable to, you know, defendthemselves or whatever, and then
he becomes their protector.
So the fact that they've like Ithink that's really smart that

(34:12):
they haven't, that they didn'tdo that with the scene with him
and Matt was.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Or any Jason Statham movie.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, he's not the working man or the beekeeper.
Yet no, he's not even Hobbes orShaw Shaw, because Hobbs is the
Rock.
Great, now the final boss isgoing to come after me.
That was a joke for Jack.
One of these days, lou, you'regoing to be sick and Jack and I
are just going to spend an hourand a half talking about

(34:39):
wrestling, and it's going to befucking amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Is some wrestler's name?
The Final Boss.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
The Rock.
Yeah, that's what the Rock iscalling himself now the final
boss really yeah, wait now.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Because he owns part of WWE.
Now, yeah, he's on the board ofdirectors.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
So now he's the boss, the final, the final boss.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Boss, I'll tell you what I didn't get with Jack's
meme with OJ.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
And Britney Spears.
Do you know the song?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
My loneliness is killing me, so Britney Spears my
loneliness.
Oj was my loneliness.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yeah, but OJ was innocent.
Everybody knows he didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He was found innocent in the court of law.
You're right, Exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But then in civil court he was convicted, so
really we're 50-50 on OJ.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Not 50-50.
Civil court is not criminalcourt, not the same thing.
All civil court is is pay me,that's all civil court is.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
All they have to do is privilege.
He had negligence in causing it.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
That's still questionable.
Man he and causing it.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
That's still questionable man.
He didn't protect her enough,so he is guilty.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I am shocked that the black person thinks OJ is
innocent because he is and wasfound innocent and the white
people thought he.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Wait, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Here's the thing.
Oh wait, you said that moviewasn't about that.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
You know what, if OJ is found innocent and then he
goes back to being OJ afterwards, cool, but OJ turned into like
it was almost like.
That was like the mask slippedoff after that and then he just
turned into a giant piece ofshit for the rest of his life.
That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
No, he didn't.
Somebody tried to steal hisstuff.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Man.
All he did was go back and tryto get it back.
When somebody stole your stuff,don't you want it back?
I'm not Okay.
Lou and Jack, make sure youhave guns so when we go to this
guy's place we can have aconversation.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I carry most of the time anyway.
So we're good, I got you, we'renot talking about your dick,
Lou?

Speaker 1 (36:41):
God damn it.
Why does it always have to comeback to your penis every?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
single time that's a cannon.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
That ain't a gun.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
That's a cannon Get it right.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Black Glock, not your black cock.
File the serial number off that.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I mean just For the record, I did get the Glock 34,
not the 17.
The 34 is a long barrel.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Lou, he needs your cannon.
Hang on.
Lou's sitting here like loadinga fucking bowling ball into his
pants with like the he's like aJack Nicholson Joker at the end
of the Batman.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
playing, I can't remember yeahthat's a batling yeah, okay yeah
oh my god.
Anyway, point is oj was foundnot guilty.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's what we know he was, I agree, legally he did
not do anything yeah, that's allthat matters is legally for
that one.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
It's, not, it's not the other thing.
Yeah, it's not.
It's what is it.
It's not what you know, it'swhat you can prove.
Um, yeah, so so.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I finally got around to finishing the end of Harley
Quinn.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Oh, wait what I drug my feet on the last.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I drug my feet on the last four or five episodes, so
I powered through those.
I think that's it, dude.
I don't think they're going tohave another season.
You think so.
I think they wrapped everythingup, dude.
What else is left for them totalk about?
I mean, everybody went on theirway, you know, like I don't know
the fact that the last twoepisodes they basically had
everybody who'd ever been in theshow that was still alive as

(38:17):
part of the show.
Like what the fuck was jokerdoing there?
Like joker was thereconveniently and then all of a
sudden he was there for threeepisodes, right, like you know,
all the everybody that was everon the show that was still alive
was in those episodes and Ithink that that was them.
The only person we didn't seewas Kite man.
He has his own show.

(38:39):
I think, basically everybodyelse who's had a substantial
role in the television show wasin those three episodes to one
degree or another it was true.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
So man reminds me of rex and invincible kite man.
A little bit of a kite man,little bit did that whole,
little bit of a frat boy tool.
Yeah, that's.
That's a kind of only, only,only because invincible is in my
head lately, um, because I'mstill on, like episode five of
harley of season one yep, andthat's the timing issue, because

(39:12):
we're watching it together andwe only have like two nights to
watch and we're watching landman, so or we'll go to a movie, so
it's like okay, you don't have alot of opportunity to watch you
can have less sex, lou, yeah,yeah what the hell's wrong with
you?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
lou.
Put the cannon away.
Strap the cannon down everyonce in a while.
Okay, I'm going to pretend.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I didn't hear that shit To me.
You could have one.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm sure you can.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I'm sure that exists in the world.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
It depends if you put a ring on it.
Yeah, hmm, huh.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
My throat got dry all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Jack, he already knows that.
He already knows that.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Been there, done that .

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Got the t-shirt.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I ain't trying to get less, I'm trying to bring a
friend.
Uh-uh Shit, I'm good Only ifshe wants to watch Harley Quinn
afterwards too.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I mean, there is that If you do a doggy, style, you
can both watch Harley Quinn.
That's the thing, not the waymy living room is set up.
I don't have a TV in my bedroom.
You gotta fucking rearrange theliving room then TV in the
bedroom.
All you do is watch TV in thebedroom.
I ain't trying to watch TV inthe bedroom.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Alright Jack for Christmas.
We're both buying Lou a TV forhis bedroom.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I'll put that bitch in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
It can't be better than his living room TV.
It has to be just slightly lessthan that.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
We'll make sure the film is still on it for you,
buddy.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's how it lasts long.
Keep that film on it.
You wait a few years.
Rip that bad boy off.
Brand new TV Boom.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That's my ab workout, but I also felt, I mean I I
also felt like with season fourand lou, I mean I'm not, there's
no spoilers, but I also I alsofelt like I'm gonna forget it by
the time I get to it.
Yeah season four was, I don'twant to say slow, but I felt
like we were kind of going overthe same thing again, like I
feel like I'd seen it beforelast season, yeah, yeah, so I
mean, we were kind of going overthe same thing again, like I
feel like I'd seen it before,yeah, yeah.
So I mean, I was kind of like,oh okay, she does a bunch of

(41:13):
dumb shit and it all blows up inher face and everybody's mad at
her, but they're not really madat her.
And then she apologizes a bunchand then does a couple of kind
of smart things, and theneverybody right so yeah, so like
she doesn't really learnanything.
There's no growth, it's no, it'sweird, but I mean I guess,
because they have to, kind of, Imean they don't have to because

(41:35):
it's not tied to really anyother show.
It's not like it's, it's soliterally 100 of something.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
So the fact different universe in the dc universe
that's coming out, oh yeah butyeah.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
So I mean I was.
I think that's part of why Ikind I was like, okay, I was
watching other stuff, becauseI'm like, oh, okay, I've seen
this before.
Right, it not gets irritating.
But you just kind of like, okay, you're sorry, you fucked up.
Okay, I get it.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Like you know, ivy's going to forgive you my favorite
trivia about that show is theywouldn't show Batman going down
on Catwoman.
Wait, what they were supposedto have a scene.
I think it was season two.
Batman was supposed to be goingdown on Catwoman and DC was
like, nah, Batman doesn't godown.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
That was what the note said, right?
I think the director said that.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
That's why Batman is single.
More reasons that I'm not cutup on Harley Quinn.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Lou was like wait, batman goes down on Catwoman.
A cancelled leave chat.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I'm typing in what episode does?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
MrSkincom.
So we're all cut out.
Everyone's watched Landman then.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, completely done .

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I mean, you know my thoughts because I was preaching
from the mountaintops monthsago, but feedback.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Loved it.
I thought the dialogue wasfantastic.
The mom and daughter were wayover the top with the other land
the wolf plan, wolf map plan orwhatever that they're going

(43:34):
after now.
That also his son is goingafter now, so everybody wins in
that scenario.
As soon as that happened, I waslike that's season two.
I think it was episode four.
And I was all like, well, atleast we know what season two is
going to be about.
And then the series played offand we got to the opposite.
Obviously, the end was like,yeah, call that one.
Um.
Overall though it, I enjoyed it.

(43:56):
I I enjoyed how they're, howit's all played out.
I enjoyed how they're educatingpeople on the oil industry
somewhat obviously as hyperbole,but still a lot of that is true
of what's happening and whatnot.
Just look it up yourself,because I did.
I was like is that true?
You go look up some stuff.
It's like, oh, wow, they arebacking clean energy so they

(44:17):
could make more money in thefuture.
It's like man, these are someshady-ass people, great
companies running the world, bro.
But overall, everything Notsurprised how the ending was
with um, uh, with with tommy andall that.
I was like, okay, figured he'dget saved.
The question is, is it going tobe the military or going to be

(44:38):
his boss?
The moment, the moment, dudesaid on in spanish on this side
of the river, I'm the boss.
I was like uh oh, that's notgood for him.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
That's when I changed my mind for military.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I was like well, your boss is about to come in and
say hi, and did he ever?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, he did, and of course it was Andy Garcia.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
So you know I mean as far as like, if you're going to
get like a pimp, like Mexicandrug lord, yeah.
If you want a scary Mexicandude that's not danny trejo you
gotta go into your soul.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I don't know, but I also never pictured danny trejo
as being like the leader righthe's the guy he's the muscle.
He's the guy that stands nextto the guy who's the leader yep,
yeah, every time yeah, everytime so andy garcia's scary
mexican.
To me that's a huge.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
To me that's a huge get, because if they have like I
like that andy garcia Garciacan play a Mexican cartel and a
freaking mafia mob leader.
Good job, Andy Garcia.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
And a casino owner.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
He's just brown enough.
Ocean Eleven.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Right, he's got them all covered.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
He's just brown enough.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
But he's like Andy Garcia, isn't he like Cuban or
something?
I don't think he's Mexican.
Yeah, I want to say Cuban.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I think he.
I thought so too.
Yeah, I thought I thought hewas Cuban as well.
But I will tell you after thefirst, probably the first
episode dude, I was tellingpeople to watch it like
co-workers uh, my niece, I waslike just just the first 10
minutes of dialogue and then youget into it with the daughter?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
yeah, no, I was in soon as yeah, me too soon as
that.
That first 10 minutes, I'm likeokay, I was in.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, me too.
As soon as that first 10minutes, I'm like, okay, I'm in.
And then again watching thedialogue with the family, the
way all the dialogue played out,it's like I could see how that
could be Again.
I don't know if that's true andwhat all the industry is and
whatever, but I could see himhaving conversations like that,
even with the bulldog lawyer,girl Cammy, I think, or

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something.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I can't remember her name.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Cutie.
But all of them, they all havetheir freaking roles.
And even if she wants to be ableeding heart liberal with the
whole, I'm not for this.
I'm like, just look, this ishow it's going to be.
You know, that's all there isto it.
Do your job.
Blah, blah, blah.
You can still.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
But now she's in, now she's part of the business.
So I mean like and again whatwe already established, this
during uh daredevil, uh lawyer'sgonna lawyer man, like even if
it goes against your morals oryour uh, whatever, like I'm
gonna win at the end of the day,that you're supposed to get
that contract done, you'resupposed to get that deal closed
, whatever, like you know, yep,so yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Yeah, hopefully we don't have to wait too long for
season two.
But yeah, hopefully I don'tknow I haven't heard anything
about it.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
And again with that one, we have multiple side
stories, again written fortelevision.
We have side stories.
We have the mother and daughterdoing their thing, and then the
daughter their thing, and thenthe daughter, the mom and
daughter doing their thing withwith the old folks home, and
you've got the um, the daughterand boyfriend.
Then you've got uh, thatfreaking again, the chick lawyer

(47:39):
and you've got the boss doinghis thing, get the son and and
the widow doing there.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
it's like okay, lou likes his tv adhd, yeah, yeah
for sure everything else in lifeit has to be fucking fucking
order twos and fours.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
But if you, you better make your fucking my tv
chaos, if my tv isn't chaos if Idon't have to spend 45 minutes
talking about the showafterwards.
Because of all the shit thathappened, I don't want to watch
it no, I was like what do youthink of this show?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
It was too straightforward.
I didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
They went from A to B by the way, every time they
were in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
It was 1147 and that shit drove me crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Right, it's like can they not change the clock?
It's like come on Morning noonand night.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I mean it's gonna be right twice a day, I get it, but
damn.
I think we still should havehung out more with the
neighbor's daughter.
But that's me, you know.
I don't think we got enoughtime with her.
Hopefully season two thatrelationship develops further
quarterback's gonna develop thatrelationship oh yeah with the
daughter and the neighbor.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Oh my God, that was wild.
And dude, the whole strip clubscene.
I was dying.
That was hilarious.
Even the boy out there.
I'm all like, wait a minute,this ain't legal, he's 17.
Oh my God.
And then when he pulled off thedraw or his pants and it really
was the freaking jock that hehad on, I was like, oh my God.
But and then, and then when hepulled off the draw or his pants
and it was really was the thefricking jock that he had on.
It was like, oh my God, Ithought they were going to kid

(49:13):
with that.
And sure enough he actually hadthat thing out there.
That that was pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
The only thing that makes my heart hurt with that is
, uh, that the lady who's inwho's is Mama.
Saracen from Friday NightLights, so it hurts my heart a
little bit because.
Was that Wait the black?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
lady.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
The employee, no, the old lady that wanted the
quarterback.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
The dick in her face.
Yeah, the one who wanted thedick in her face.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
That's Mama Saracen, so it hurts my heart to see her
because she was such a goodperson in Friday Night Lights
and that's what I know her from.
So see her now being like Iwant to take my face and I'm
like no, mama Sarah said no whatis that?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
What was it?
Leave it the airplane.
But it was the bees Mom who'sspeaking jive, oh man.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Good old.
Barbara.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Billingsley.
But yeah, definitely a greatshow and, like I said, everybody
that I've spoken to, I'verecommended it to all.
Good call, there Are you bothwatching Invincible?

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Yeah, I'm all done.
I need to get caught up.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Why is it?
When Lou says I'm not caught upon his show, you just nod your
head affirmatively and I say I'mbehind and I get the fucking
negative nod.
What the fuck, sir.
I'm behind and I get thefucking negative nod.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
What the fuck, sir, because you didn't watch
Daredevil on Netflix at all.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
That is true.
That's a whole different card.
I should like eight years ago.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I'm feeling judge right now is all I'm saying yes.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yes, all right.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
I knew.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Lou wasn't watching Invincible when I was watching
it on Graves in my car and hewould be up and he's like, no,
I'm not watching, I'm like okay,fine.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
But then I got into it and it was really good.
Um, uh, like, even now it'slike again timing.
I won't get back to it untilprobably Wednesday.
Uh, but I only have a fewepisodes ago.
So by you know, hopefullyWednesday, thursday, I'll have
it done.
So that's cool.
I almost certain I don't haveany meetings this week, so that
helps.
Matter of fact, I think I havemeans.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Did you watch the Adam Eve miniseries?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah, I watched that after the first season.
Okay, I watched the firstseason, then I watched to it.
I was like, first of all, Idon't want to wait every week,
so then, once it was over, I waslike, okay, I can watch this.
And then I ended up watchingeverything else but that.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I did watch a short limited series.
It was on Apple+, it was calledHijack.
It had Idris Elba.
I heard that was good.
It was good.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Yeah, it was seven episodes.
It was tight.
Boom.
I mean it's supposed to be inreal time, so it's supposed to
be a seven and a half hourflight or seven hour flight.

(51:57):
So it was seven episodes.
It moved really quick.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That's cool, I like those.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
So just as I went into my recommended for you or
have you started watching thisin my Plex?
And that was one of those and Iwas like, oh, seven episodes, I
can bang that out in one day.
So that was what I didyesterday was I just binge
watched the shit out of it.
There was a couple of timeswhere I was like maybe I should
watch something else.
I was like, yeah, let's go backto this.
I've definitely been there?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Definitely been there .
Okay, I'm going to add that tothat.
And Ted Lasso, I need to add tomy list.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Before season four comes out.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I guess I don't know.
I've never seen season one, sono hurry, but everybody's
telling me to watch it, so it'sthere.
It's like the whole Japan list.
Am I going to watch freakingTed Lasso?
Am I going to watch Penguin?
Am I going to watch freakingTed Lasso?
Am I going to watch Penguin?
Am I going to continue watchingYellow Jackets, or am I going
to have it done by the time Iget to the point?
I don't know, but there's somany choices it's like, okay,
let me just put a bunch of shiton there, you'll have a lot of

(52:57):
time on the plane.
Yeah, there and back.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I was like motherfucking nine hours, oh my
god, oh nine.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Well, that was more mine.
Mine's broken up into six andthen nine, so oh, that's right,
mine's like five and a half yeah, it's like five hours and 45
minutes from here to honoluluand then it's like nine hours
from honolulu see, now you gotme reaching, because I all my,
all my printouts are on top ofmy, on top of my printer and I
was like, what is our layover?
Oh, we only have a two-hourlayover from San Francisco

(53:30):
before we leave, I guess, withboarding time about an hour and
15.
It's actually pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's not enough time to go to the bathroom and refill
your water.
Usually you'll have meals, Imean, if the flight's?
Oh yeah, because you guys onlyhave a two-hour flight from
Vegas to San Francisco Hour 43.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
But then your second flight's like 10 hours right.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Second flight.
So let's see what this says.
Let's see 11.30 am to 2.45 pmthe next day, that would be 24,
25, 26, 27 hours minus the15-hour time difference, so 12

(54:16):
hours.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I'm just glad our flight home's only negative 30
minutes.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
We leave at 6.30, we land at 6.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Leave at 6.25 on Saturday.
Land at 6.06 on Saturday.
That's great.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Same here when I come back on Tuesday.
I think I take off at 8 and Iland at 8.30 on Tuesday.
Dude, no wonder your head is sofucked, dude, You're like wait
a second.
It's almost like you have tojust turn the clock off your
phone or whatever, and you justcan't even pay attention to the
time and just like, okay, don'ttell me what's going on.

(54:53):
Well, and the thing is, whenyou're flying over the ocean,
it's like if I'm flying fromhere to Vegas, for example,
occasionally you get the pilotthat'll be like oh, look, on the
left side, it's this and here'sthe Grand Canyon.
When you're flying over theocean, it's like, oh, here's
water, here's water.
On your left side, there'swater Wave to them.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
This will be the first time we'll actually have
to pay attention when they sayin the event of a water landing.
Yeah, I was like wait, thiswill actually matter.
Will they tell me that shitwhen I'm going Denver to Vegas,
I'm like, okay, whatever it'slike sir are you paying
attention?
No, I'm not paying attention.
You're talking about water overVegas to Denver, denver to

(55:35):
Vegas.
No, I'm not paying attention.
Thank you, ma'am.
I'll pay attention.
When you talk about that thingzopping from the ceiling, I'm
going to put my mask on first.
I'll pay attention, then mask on.
First I'll pay attention, thenFuck them kids Right.
All them resources they'retaking up Getting free seats at
the cons.
We don't want that.
Pay for a seat, damn it.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Speaking of that, are we putting ourselves in?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I'm glad you brought it up.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah, that's Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Tuesday at 4 o'clock your time.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
We could do this offline, but my tickets is weird
.
I think we need to have aconversation about the tickets
because I don't share my screenand all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Okay, we'll do it when we get offline.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
The ticket stuff is weird.
I don't like it at all.
So thanks, Reed, for stillfisting the pooch on all of it.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It's funny you say that because, like, when there
are people on the Facebook grouptalking about the problems,
they're like Reed is the problem.
Yeah, get rid of Reed.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Well, they done.
Fucked up tickets to begin with.
They fucked up the art show.
The hotels have been.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Oh, I didn't pay attention to the hotels, but the
hotels my understanding was thehotels were kind of a mess.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
And you fucked up the queuing.
You put all your fucking storeslots out before you put the
panels out, which is stupid.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That was stupid, that was dumb.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You couldn't even have put those out a week before
, because Cause it was literallylike we, we did the QE.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
It was the next day.
Yeah, it was the next day.
Yeah, like that's so dumb.
All they had to do was flipthose two.
Yeah, all they had to do wasflip those two.
That's it yeah, that was dumbas hell.
Whatever.
But I hear people like, like I,you know the way I gave you

(57:28):
guys your tickets.
I don't know what it's calledTransfer.
I transferred your tickets.
I'm hearing stuff like, justbecause you transferred them,
that just means they can usetheir own emails to try for
Lightning Lane type stuff, butthe main person still has to
pick up all the tickets.
I'm like that can't be right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I was like that can't be right.
Okay, well, again we'll talkabout it afterwards, but that's
what I'm seeing.
Yeah, so a little stuff likethat.
Well, and the fact that I can'ttransfer those tickets to
anybody else.
It's a transfer once it lookslike.
Oh.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I didn't know about that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Like I said, we'll talk about it afterwards and
then we can complain about itnext week.
But yeah, so far it seems.
I mean not to say this is anyworse than Comic-Con, but it's
definitely not better.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Shit dude.
I just realized your ass hasgone two and a half weeks.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, Tuesday Two weeks.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Tuesday I have a.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Duke-less podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I might be around.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
No, yeah, it'll just be.
Let's see.
It'll just be like noon thenext day his time.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yeah, it'll be Monday when we do it.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Where will I be?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
konnichiwa exactly well let's see.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
So what day would that be on?
Um shit, I don't know.
It'll be in the future, bro, soit'll be tuesday, monday that
would be looking at the, lookingat the calendar.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Right now, tuesday is the eighth, monday is the
seventh seventh, where am I aton the seventh, so it'll be the
14th.
It'll be the week after.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
It'll be the 14th, right, because you're still here
14th I might be in Nara orKyoto, so yeah, but I'll be at
Nara feeding deer potentially,and it'll still be the 13th here
.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It'll be amazing, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I'll be walking around, I'll get the app set up
on my phone and then I can dropin remotely.
I'll be Al Franken from the SNLwith when he had the giant
satellite dish on his head Comeon.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Lou All those raven hats.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
All right, lou, I'll share a picture afterwards.
He used to do remotes and hehad a backpack with a giant
satellite dish.
It kept going in and out whilehe was like because it was so
heavy he would be rocking backand forth.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Yeah, funny stuff Sounds funny.
Who was the actor?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Al Franken, it was from the SNL days.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I don't know who Al Franken is.
I thought that was thecharacter's name.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
No Former Senator Al Franken.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
A former senator was doing snl yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
He was a senator like a regular a regular cast member
yeah, back in the day he was awriter.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
He was a writer for a long time for them oh bro,
that's the thing I was learningwatching all these snl videos,
the 50th anniversary, andwatching documentaries.
I didn't realize a lot of thesedudes that are famous now,
whatever, they were writers onSNL and not actually actors.
I was like, oh crap, that'skind of cool, but that four-part
or three-part documentary thingthat was cool Conan Conan

(01:00:18):
O'Brien, before he was on the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I think it was before he was on the Simpsons.
I think he was an SNL writerBecause then he wrote for the
Simpsons for a while too, Ididn't know that either, damn,
start keeping my own jokes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Fuck those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Exactly.
They're making all their moneyoff of me.
I can make it myself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Yep, let me take some acting and speaking classes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Now I'm hosting the motherfucking Oscars, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Win Sure.
I saw those ratings Like that'snot a win.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
He was good, though, like I saw his stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Oh, I heard he was though Actually I did hear it.
I heard the Oscars weren't allthat great because people just
don't care anymore, but he waspretty good.
My favorite was was it theGlobes with Ricky Gervais?
That was fantastic, sobeautiful, making fun of all
those idiots.
Like no, no, don't clap forthat, y'all are a bunch of
idiots.
And it's like yes, finallysomebody said it.
Nobody cares about you singing,you know freaking Beatles songs

(01:01:15):
out the dope.
They might Somebody does.
Somebody thought it was going tobe the other one who done it.
Man, somebody got fired too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Somebody lost their damn jobs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
They did.
Somebody lost their job doingthat shit.
You know not every idea isgoing to be a win.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
It's true, not everything can be vaguely
inconsistent Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
It cannot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
We had like 22 downloads in the day one last
week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Did we really?

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Like blew the doors off of all the other episodes.
Not sure what happened.
We got picked up by somealgorithm or something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Did we show titties and I missed them, because
that'll do it.
There you go there we go man,not a whole lot.
I'm trying to get what elsethis last week Even pop culture,
I think I said Saw Black Bag,thought it was great, well done,
a fast paced enough that you'renot wasting time, and I was
like, okay, cool, I canappreciate this.

(01:02:15):
It was, I think.
I think that I can't rememberwhat the other choice was.
We were going to watch that orand I'm not too crazy to watch
it, whatever it was, it ain'tthat great, we saw Mickey 17.
Yeah that was the other one.
It was Mickey 17.
I was like I want to watch it,but I'm not crazy to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
So, since Duke said it was a slow burn, I'm like let
me watch it not on TightwadTuesday, because then I'm not at
work all day, right, so we wentMonday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
I liked it.
Yeah, okay, I had no problemwith it, it was just the
beginning of it for me wasgetting everything ramped up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
It's just world building.
Like, why does he die all thetime?
Okay, yeah, how did he get intothis position?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Well, nothing Worth a Dan came out this weekend, so
maybe I'll watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Tuesday and then we went to see see Nova Kane on
Tuesday night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
That was the other one, that one I kind of want to
watch, though on streaming.
It's hard for me to justifygiving them my dollars for that.
It just doesn't look that good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
It was funny.
It was not as gory as I washoping.
Yeah, that's fair, but thefinal kill was exactly what I
wanted it to be.
It worked out at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Well, okay, well, let me ask you this If I go to
Tightwad Tuesday, which am Iwatching?

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
The.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Monkey, nova Cane or Mickey 17?
The Monkey Is the Monkey, stillout.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I don't know it's not out here.
It's the Barbenheimer thing.
One's a good movie, one'sentertaining.
Mickey is a better movie, butNovocaine is very entertaining
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I'll let somebody else pick.
See what she says yeah, I thinkyou can blame her.
It's like you really pickedthis.
Well, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
No, but what's his face is really good in Mickey 17
, batman, his dialect coach, butwhat's his face is really good
in Mickey 17.
Pattinson, batman, the Batman,twilight, batman, his dialect
coach deserves whatever fuckingOscars they give out for that.
His regular Mickey 17 accentwas hilarious and you can't even

(01:04:24):
tell it's him.
And then when Mickey 18 showsup.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
that guy was fucking hilarious too, Especially how
they introduce him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, him, yeah.
See, now you have me leaningtowards mickey 17, especially
since that was next on my listyeah, that was next on my list
anyway, so I I feel like novakane's one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
You're cleaning the house on saturday and, like you
see, it's on tnt and you justturn it on and have it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
But I'm saying but I'm saying it's one of those
things Like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I feel like, like you were saying, I'll wait for
streaming for that Right, likeit's one of those ones like,
unless you had a big group ofpeople that were all going to go
see it, that all liked thosetypes of movies, I feel like
it's one of those that you wouldhave to get like the audience
kind of helps sell that movieRight, helps sell that movie

(01:05:10):
right.
Um no, I entertain myself, soI'd watch it by myself.
But you know what I'm sayingnot, I'm, I'm not saying, I also
have multiple personalities.
It's fair.
It's fair you open a door andyou never know which one you're
gonna get can relate to thismovie.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I am this movie yeah but they in that one they
handled the uh, he doesn't feelpain really well like it wasn't
unbelievable.
It was very.
I'm not a fucking doctor oranything, but I'm like, okay,
that's plausible, I can, I can.
He wasn't invincible, rightlike he was still bleeding, he
was still getting hurt.
He just didn't know that he hada fucking knife in his back for

(01:05:43):
20 minutes or a mace head yeah,but it was funny.
It was funnier, it was as funnyas I was hoping.
It would be gory, so okay gotit.
Yeah, I was hoping for more gore, but it was more funny and it's
a heist movie.
There's a heist, involves bankrobbery and shit.
It was pretty good I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I can see it being one of those.
Oh, I didn't realize this wason Paramount now.
I'll watch this.
Oh, I didn't know it was onPeacock.
I'll watch this.
That's how I feel it's going tobe for me, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
There's nothing wrong with it.
You will not regret it If yougo see it on TechWad Tuesday or
if you wait until it's streamingyou're like shit, I should.
I will be in the theaterbecause it's sci-fi, mickey's
sci-fi, yeah, that kind you kindof want to see, that kind of
stuff on the big, yeah, in thebig screen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
Yeah, it might be one this tuesday, one next tuesday,
because I don't know what'scoming out this friday, that's
worth the damn, not a whole lotyeah, I was gonna say I'm not,
I'm obviously the working mansnow brown.
I'd know I'd watch the workingman on if i.2.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Death of a Unicorn.
That one's like I'll see atrailer.
I'm like oh, it looks good.
Then I'll see another trailer.
I'm like nah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
If I want to watch movies about swingers, then no,
I'll move on.
I don't want to see Unicorn die.
Those are valuable.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
It's hard to find a single chick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Then you should go see this, because you will have
your Wait a second.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
When does the sex happen?

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Right, when does she join the couple?
I like unicorns?
Well, if that's the case, thenit might be Mickey 17 this week
and then the Working man nextweek.
Okay, what's the next Fridayafter that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
The Minecraft movie April 4th.
I'm not watching that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
We're going to go see it.
I'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I can already tell I don't need you to give me a
feedback on that, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Maybe that's when I watch Novocaine.
By that point it'll be onParamount+.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
The Amateur.
But the Amateur is thefollowing following oh, that's
on my list.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
That's the 11th, though that one does look good,
and then Warfare as well whichone's Warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Warfare is the one that was written by an Iraq war
veteran and the guy who didCivil War Warfare embeds
audiences in it with a platoonof American Navy SEALs on a
surveillance mission gone wrongin insurgent territory.
But it's supposed to be one ofthose super hyper-accurate as

(01:08:13):
far as how they act and whathappened and stuff like that to
them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Wait, based on a true story, yeah, okay, yeah, I'd be
down for that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
That comes out.
That comes out the weekend, Ithink the same weekend as the
amateur.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Oh, that's going to be a good weekend for me then.
Oh, that's the weekend beforewe leave.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Well, before I leave.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
You're already gone.
Duke will already be there.
You catch yourself a Japanesetheater and see if you can leave
with some titles To be honestwith you, that's low-key, that's
one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I mean those types of things that we have here and we
just take for granted as far aslike how, the process, you know
when you go into the theater,and all of that kind of stuff,
like I'm interested to go seewhat a how do they live Well
yeah, I'm interested to go up tothe concessions and see what's
available.
What's the difference?
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Do you?
Get sushi at a freaking movietheater in Japan.
Right and then that would bekind of cool.
I'm with you on that one.
How is?

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
the seat.
How is the experience?
How is the?
You know that type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
The seats are going to be tiny because they're
little people.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
I'm going to be like no, they got similar wrestlers
out there.
They'd be suing, like thatbitch that sued Lyft.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
But then are you getting me on that yeah so it's
this rapper chick, right?
She called a Lyft.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Oh, that chick, yeah, okay, I didn't know there was a
Lyft thing about it, though.
Okay, she called Lyft.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Yeah.
So the bro rolls up in like afucking Accord.
Her fat ass can't fit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Wow, wait, when you order I don't have Lyft or Uber,
so when you order one of those,you don't say like I need a SUV
or a flatbed or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
I don't know.
I need a flatbed, I need a lift, I need a lift triple XL.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
I need a lift no no a forklift I meant forklift,
jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Wow, good job, lou.
You haven't made Jack slap thetable in a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Well, I haven't been there behind him, so what are
you supposed?

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Fair.
I'm pretty annoyed that Sinnerscomes out on Easter weekend
when we're going to be atCelebration.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
My oldest is too.
She wants to see that one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Which one is that?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
That's the one with the double Michael B Jordan.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
The old, like 60s, yeah, like the vampire bootleg
and shit yeah.
Okay, okay, that looked prettycool.
Damn, I've been seeing trailersfor that since last year too.
Good lord, that movie getpushed.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I could have swore.
I saw trailers for that lastspring and it was going to be a
fall release or something.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
What day is that?
The 25th.
We're all going to go seeRevenge of the Sith together
remotely.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Together remotely.
Yeah, Because we're probablywatching that Sunday we get back
.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Yeah, because it opens on the 25th and you guys
get back that weekend, right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
We get back the 26th that night, so probably the 27th
sometime we'll catch it.
And we get back to 26 thatnight, so probably the 27th
sometime we'll catch it.
And then I fly back on Monday,so it'll be probably likely
Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
And then the Accountant 2?
.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Oh shit, that's got a release date.
I was looking for it, yeah,april 25th, so the same day.
Yeah, I'll be watching that one.
As a matter of fact, that mightbe Tightwad Tuesday when I
return.
Then I go back to work onTuesday and that'll help wind me
down after work my first dayback to work.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
And then, oh my God, the 25th anniversary the 2025
re-release of Happy Gilmore,that's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I can't believe how.
How old is that?
What anniversary is that?
30?
.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I'm not sure, let me look.
It doesn't say 30 would be 95.
96.
Oh, 30 would be 95.
96.
Almost 30.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
29 years Weird timing .
Is part two coming out soon?
Yeah it's coming out.
Okay, that's why Put it outthere now.
That's actually smart.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
What else do we have?
The Surfer with Nicolas Cage?
I don't think I've seen thatyet Like a surf movie.
I'll put together.
We'll have to do trailers.
We can do trailers next weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Okay, that's true.
Yeah, we haven't done trailersfor a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
So I'll get those together for you guys for
everything.
Now we're going to be deep intosummer so we can do an opening
night Tightwad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Tuesday Exactly, or we could do a opening night,
tightwad Tuesday.
Exactly or matinee.
That would be the in-between.
Matinee is the in-between.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and thenstreaming will be the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Yeah, we'll have the four layers.
We've got Jack working on hisart ability, his art skills here
, so he can start popping it upon the screen Right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
What did Duke vote?
I don't think I have anythinglike that We'll have to see.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
There's no screen pop-ups.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I don't think so.
I mean there is when you have aMac, but you know Right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Rude, or your cell phone, which is the dumbest
thing ever.
All I can do is this Unlessthey paid for it.
If, like Mac, paid for thatexclusivity, yeah, oh shit.
If Mac paid for thatexclusivity, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
You guys got anything going on this week.
Tomorrow I'm going to try toregister for a tour at the test
site, where they actually testednuclear bombs.
They only do it twice a year.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
When's that one coming up?
May I thought it was May andOctober, that's that one coming
up May.
I thought it was like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
May and October, something like that.
This a youth thing or an olderchild thing.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Older child.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Yeah, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Could be Fallout related.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Maybe it might be, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Fallout related.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
I saw a video of a guy who went out there and
looked and it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Like it's the stuff that's still out there even 75
years later.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
The stuff that's still out there even 75 years
later.
That's cool.
Oh, and the season of the Forcestarts this week Eight years
later.
So guess where I'm going to beSaturday Buying Death Star
buckets, bitches, nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
I forgot.
Yeah, you're out there.
Oh, I guess for them, for twoof them, they're back out there.
You're out there, definitelytaking advantage of the two of
them.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
they're back out there.
You're out there, Definitelytaking advantage of the.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Wait, is this the the ?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Oh my god, the Mythosaur, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Mythosaur.
Yeah, so I'm getting drunk foryou guys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, you are, because that's how much I love
you I don't even like drinkingalcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Why else would you get drunk?
No reason to drink alcohol,otherwise.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah, so Death Star Bucket, Coaxium, sipper Cup,
stainless Steel, yoda Tumbler,mythosaur.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Mug and Lightsaber.
Which one's the Stainless SteelYoda Tumbler?
What's that one?

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
I'll find a picture and text it to you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
That reminds me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
But the Mrs loves the Disneyland Stain, stainless
steel tumblers so she would beon those a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Huh, I don't know.
I'm not familiar with those I'mtrying to picture.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
It's like the Darth Vader when I got you Lou.
It's like that, but it's goingto be a Yoda?

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Okay, gotcha, it's badass.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
That's all you need to know reforged and refound at
Disney World for zombies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
No, they have it here .

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
They have it there too.
Okay, you're going to wait forus to do that, though?

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
It only goes for the Season of the Force.
No shit, really.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Yeah, that was limited, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I'm just saying When's the Season of the Force
end?
Might have to make a lastminute decision here, right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
If I find out that it is like limited, like scrap, I
will, yeah, for sure, yeah, letme know, cause if we need to
make that go ahead, go ahead weneed to make an emergency call
and I got'm going out there inthe beginning of May.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
But um freaking, did you see?
The lightsabers were on saleagain.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Yep, a couple of them are yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Did you get any, or did you already have them?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
No, the ones I put on sale I pretty much already have
.
The only one I would thinkabout getting was the Ahsoka set
.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Oh also I about getting.
Was the uh ahsoka set.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Oh also I got new uh luggage tags for uh for japan.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh yeah, oh, so sexy oh damn, these are actually, and
they're really nice, likethey're like, they're nice heavy
quality.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah, I was kind of thinkingthey were going to be like thin
plastic, but these are gonna.
These could.
I was really happy with themwhen they showed up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
Yeah, I should probably buy a suitcase.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
And then there's a PDX, there's a Portland bar in
Tokyo, so it has a bunch ofPortland beers and all kind of
Portland-themed stuff, like thefloor has the airport carpet and
stuff.
So I bought this to take andput up on the wall there as my

(01:16:49):
little contribution.
Oh sorry, so it's like aPortland, oregon travel tag.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
So here's the Yoda.
It goes on the bar wall yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
So it just has a picture and then on the other
side, oh yeah, it's not like ashape like Yoda.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Okay so, and then that's other side.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Yeah, it's not like a shape like Yoda.
Okay so Jedi.
And then that's a.
Is that a Jedi?
Is that a Jedi?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
I see Shaq-Team Mace Kit Fisto.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
All the ones that are never going to get their own
stainless steel cup.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
They're just like we're going to put them all on
one Yaddle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
Oh, I don't see her, unless she's around the corner.
Oh, I think I see thedisrespect is real, but I mean
that's a chart.
He doesn't have a hole in hischest, though.
From.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Or he doesn't have a smile, either he needs to smile.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
So the Missasaur mug has White Wampa Ale and Apple
Cider, so it's an apple beerwith cherry puree Like a pear
cider type thing.
I got to drink three of them.
All right, fine, no big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
It might be something the wife likes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Maybe, or it could be cheaper without the alcohol in
it.
I mean, if they did that, butthey don't do that, though
that's not an option, loose.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
You have to drink all of them.
That's like buying the therancor teeth.
I'm not drinking the beer.
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Yeah, I mean who would do that actually?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
they sell it outside of the ogres now, so like where
the creature stall is where yougo in and buy all the loscats
and shit.
The one to the left you canactually just buy the Rain
Quartees, like individually, ordo you have to buy the whole?
Set.
No, it's like the whole setyeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
But, luz, you had to work hard to get yours, luz, so
it's fine A lot of effort.
I'll just have you put myMythosaur mug in my bag in your
bedroom.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Yeah, I have a bag for Luz too, so whatever soon.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
We're just going to have a.
We're just going to have ourown closet space is what's going
to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
This is Jack's collection.
This is Lou's collection.
It's over here.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
Hey, at least every July I can get mine.
Cause I'm driving again, so soI'll be able to haul all my shit
.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I was talking about that, from Japan, I was like I
don't have to worry about it IfI end up coming down for season
of the fourth, then I will justbring an empty bag, because I'll
be there for two days.
Yeah, we have reservations forMay 4th also, right after we get
back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Makes sense.
Wait, just the fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
So far.
Damn dude, I figured you'd havetwo days.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
I mean, I'm still working.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Yeah, do what I'm still working.
Yeah, but not until what?
Tuesday, maybe I didn't.
Maybe I didn't Because, sincethe girls went, they didn't have
enough reservations left ontheir ticket what does that mean

(01:19:53):
?

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
you have season tickets, you can go whenever you
want.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I thought no, we can only have six reservations oh,
at a time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Oh, I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
You can go whenever you want.
You can only have sixreservations, so now that
they're cleared, you should beable to add another day yep,
let's do that just for funsies,just so it's.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
There have six reservations, so now that
they're cleared, you should beable to add another day.
Let's do that Just for funsies,just so it's there.
April 4th is a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Or May 4th is a Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
Yeah, so they could go Saturday.
Sunday $180.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
And then I'll be back out there two weeks after for
UDC.
What park do you want to go to?

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Disneyland I don't know If I don't spend as much as
I think I'm going to spend inJapan.
$1,000 round trip probably canknock that out.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I don't even think it'll be $1,000, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I got to fly there and back $300 minimum Ticket,
$200, $500.
Spending money it's $1,000,.
Dude, I got to fly there andback $300 minimum Ticket, $200,
$500.
Spending money it's $1,000minimum.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Friday Parts Friday yeah, probably means, does
everyone else suck, I didn'tthink about that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yeah, you can get all them folks.
Ooh, gross, I'll have to tieJack's leg off.
Forgot I had this damnsoundboard Right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I'll have to tie Jack's leg off.
Forgot I had this damnsoundboard.
This is how it works.
It gets real quiet and all of asudden you hear Talk about
somebody with the tism.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Is the system easy?
Late reaction Is the systempretty easy to use in editing,
where you could put those soundsin after the fact, or no, I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I think I probably could that way he can edit all
the cursing.
You guys aren't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yeah, because I figure he's editing Instead of
the cursing.
He can just like horn honk orsomething.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
I don't think we should do that.
You know, for as rough as mylanguage is, I feel like we do a
pretty good job In the podcastof not cursing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
But we're not a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Tarantino movie by far.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Because if we were a Tarantino movie it would be like
here's my feet.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Oh shit right.
And there'd be someInappropriate conversation.
That would happen as well.
Do you see a?

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
sign on my garage.
It's not there, Jules.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Do you know why you don't see a sign?
Man, I might have to watch thatmovie.
I haven't seen that movie in awhile.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Actually, it's probably been five years since
I've seen that movie, well, somy internet is capped at like
two terabytes every monthbecause cable service, cable,
the cable industry is a giantripoff um wow, and I don't have
access to uh fiber or else Iwould switch um.
But I'm gonna be gone for twoweeks, so I'm like right now I'm

(01:22:45):
like front loading everything,going through all of my old
movies that are like SD or lowquality and like upgrading them
all to like better qualityversions.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
So I'm like oh good, I have like two terabytes.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I'm going to like be gone for half the month, so I'm
going to just slam calendarmonth, or do you have like a
13th or 12th?
Okay, so I'm like at eight, Ithink.
I don't even think it's twoterabytes, it's 12, you know,
it's a terabyte, basically so1200, 1.2 so early april you get

(01:23:18):
a bunch of them handled, yeah.
So right now I'm like finish itoff in april I'm at 875 gigs so
I'm like, okay, I could do do abunch of two gig movies right
now, because we only have eightdays left in the month.
Then next month I'll do a bunchmore.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Yeah, I was going to say next month you're going to
be all over it because you'regoing to have that two weeks of
freedom Freedom in the sense offree downloads.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I didn't take Birthday Girl out to dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
We should probably get this little happy birthday
to her where you guys going redrobin she loves it, dude, you
got two, you, you got two indouble digits.
Man, I know both of them indouble digits.
Yeah, wait, I was like what the?

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
yeah yeah, that's how old we are.
Yeah, yeah, I know, that'sexactly what was you?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
you hit.
You hit it on the head.
That's where I was going.
With that.
It was like bruh, bruh, two anddouble digits.
I was just like I think I wasgoing to the post office to mail
a box yesterday.
No, three boxes actually.
And I'm just sitting there inthe parking lot in the post
office and I'm just like man.
We old as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
They put you in the old person line at the post
office too.
Lou, Go ahead and get in thisline where the lady fills out
the forms.
It's shorter, but the ladyfills out all the forms for you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
They get me in and get me out because they don't
want to deal with my cranky ass.
The cranky old man line Dudefor real.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
That's the line they put me in Sir.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Sir, you can't come behind here.
I wasn't behind there.
Yes, sir, you were.
No, I wasn't.
I reached around, I didn'tcross nothing.
Yeah, you did, I didn't crossnothing.
Nigga, you gay.
But it was like uh-uh, I havelong arms, I can reach behind
and put my package back there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Wow, Nigga you gay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
And so I did.
But yeah, definitely the crankyold man line I get in my moods
it's like man, it's like oh man,you act so gay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
Most often it brings it out of you, though.
Dude.
All those people I'm like whydidn't you?
You can print postage onlineand at home and be done with
this, or fill out your fuckingaddress first.
These people want to wait inline all day.
I'm like bruh, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Or they don't want to use the automated one.
It'll measure your box, It'llweigh your box, Just push the
buttons.
It'll do everything for you.
I walk in.
I'm sitting there watchingC-posts like, oh Lord, have
mercy.
I go in, I get my receipt, I goout, you know, drop my boxes
off.
And sometimes I ain't gonna lie.
Sometimes I'm like I ain'tdealing with this, I just drop
my boxes off because I knowit'll be handled.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Yep, not worried about it at all.
Just leave them at the end ofthe counter there.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yep, the whole package, yep package, drop off
here or put it in the basket,whichever, one depends, or the
little you know.
Pull the lever down, put yourbox in, close it back.
I don't care, I'll do all that,but I, I'm, I'm beyond the days
of I need to go see a person.
I don't need to do that and ifI do, honestly I know the times
when they go.
So it's like if you gotta go, ifyou gotta buy some star wars

(01:26:23):
yeah, yeah, that then I knowwhen to go, and, yeah, and not
even bother with them, so I,because I don't have my dad work
at the post office anymore toget them for me.
So right, those are the days.
Hey, new, this came out.
Cool, pop, I need a sheet allright fine oh sweet, all right,
well, enjoy red robin.

(01:26:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'll.
I'll have a Meow Wolf to reporton.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
This is the Colorado Meow Wolf.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Yeah, denver, downtown Denver, meow Wolf, I'm
trying not to read too much onit.
I want to be surprised, but Ihear it's artsy and I'm like
alright.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Let's just say my oldest would love to go.
She's been begging forever.
Well, now you got the dark.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
I will have Colorado Meow Wolf to report on next pot.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
And then we'll do the John Wick experience.
Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
We're going to have to do a Vegas trip and just go
to spend the entire day at Area15 sometime with the Dark
Universe stuff and John Wickthere now, mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Well, I'm going to be there in April and May actually
, and I'll have time on bothtrips.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Holy shit, that's rare for me and the John Wick
experience looks pretty dope.
I watched a highlight video.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
That might help celebrate my niece's 21st thing
to do.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
But we'll talk about that next week.
Jack's got to go, jack's got togive himself a tavern double.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Yeah, it's already almost seven there.
Get that unlimited root beerfloat, heck yeah $9.99 meal.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Bottomless fries, motherfuckers.
Bottomless broccoli.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
Bottomless everything .
That's what I'm talking about.
They start off with the saladbecause you're allowed to switch
it up.
Talking about they start offwith the salad because you're
allowed to switch it up.
Get that salad until it comesout first, then get them fries
to come out, then switch it tothe broccoli.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
That was like a 3D fries thing that you did right
there, Lou.
You said, get them fries.
You put it up in the camera.
I'm like, oh shit, he's tryingto take my soul.
He's trying to final boss mysoul.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
Fries a little burnt, but that's that's okay, little
ashy fries.
Oh, they ain't ashy.
I got some lotion on them.
They're definitely burnt, andthe older I get they'll be
crinkle fries.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Where's your?

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
soundboard for that.
Jack, I need to get some oldlady.
Some old lady, some old man youneed some bluey old lady shit.
Nice parking spot, rita.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Alright, boys, take care, have a great week.
Bye, peeps.

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