Turkey, Football, And Wicked Takes

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SPEAKER_01 (01:00):
Turkey Day week.
Turkey day week.
It's Turkey Day week.
Yay.

SPEAKER_00 (01:08):
My dumbass had been shopping for it today.
It wasn't horrible though.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14):
I was gonna say, and I'm black, so also ham day week,
ham day week.

SPEAKER_00 (01:20):
Ham is for Christmas.
Wait.
No, when did you become black?

SPEAKER_01 (01:25):
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's roll this back.
When did you become black?

SPEAKER_00 (01:28):
Look, he can't always overwrite his DNA.
Come on now.
Nature versus nervous in here.

SPEAKER_06 (01:40):
I was gonna say, bruh.
Food changes everything.
Taco Tuesday is a good thing.
For real.
Can we keep a fountainsegregated unless food's
involved?

SPEAKER_05 (01:58):
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 (02:00):
Oh yeah.
So you do ham?
You're a ham guy forThanksgiving?

SPEAKER_06 (02:06):
You know, I I will do both and I will do both this
time.
Um girl is she's white meat ondark meat when it comes to birds
for me.
Um I don't know what it is, butwhite meat, like the turkey
breast is just, I don't know, ittastes weird to me.
Uh, you give me a good thigh andand we can talk.

(02:28):
So I couldn't find individualthighs this time, so I just
picked up a leg um or two, likea two-pack of legs, two pack of
wings, and then a turkey breast.
That way she can have her uh herturkey and I can have mine.

SPEAKER_01 (02:42):
So Lou doesn't like turkey like he likes his women.
No.
Correct.

SPEAKER_06 (02:47):
That's the only time you feel like duck, whatever
that shit is, dog.
Uh if we're talking about somepoultry, then uh give me the
dark meat.
And that's the only time you'regonna hear me say that shit.
But uh, but I'm not doing likeusually usually the last couple

(03:07):
years I've gotten a small, asmall ham and just threw in, you
know, something through in theoven.
But if this year I'm like,that's a lot of work.
And I'm the only one who reallyeats it because she's not a huge
fan.
So I got one of them little likebreakfast ham steaks that you
you know, yeah, like the oldArizona Charlie used to do.

SPEAKER_03 (03:24):
Yep.

SPEAKER_06 (03:25):
So uh I'll I'll I'll eat that to get the ham to make
sure I have ham.
And then beef or roast, it'sChristmas, son.

SPEAKER_01 (03:34):
Christmas roast.
Well, we're not at Christmasyet.
I was just talking about turkeythere.

SPEAKER_06 (03:38):
Well, Jack asked him, he's Jack said that ham's
for Christmas.

SPEAKER_01 (03:41):
I'm like, no, it's not.
Oh, all right.
Sorry, I missed that part.
Yeah, ham's for Easter.
Hams when the rising happens,man.
Jesus was all about that hamlife.
No, he was a Jew, bro.
Not when he came back.
It didn't count.

(04:01):
No, he's a Jewish way he's got abig thing.
He was just sleeping reallyhard.
That was what I believe.
I think he was just knocked out.

SPEAKER_06 (04:13):
Dude, I mean, you're carrying around that big ass
cross for so long.
I'd be tired too.
It's like, shit, what do youexpect?
Got a pulled back, uh, handshurt, the whole thing.
I'm gonna rest for three days aswell.
Fuck that.
People out there hating.
It's like, man, nigga, tired.
Leave him alone.

SPEAKER_00 (04:38):
Uh, what about you, Jack?
Um so I'm too lazy to do like anactual turkey, so I just get a
turkey breast.
Throw that bitch on the crockpot all day or something.
Um and since wife is gonna belaid up with knee surgery, that
shit is all on me.
So fuck it.

(05:00):
It's all gonna be easy.

SPEAKER_06 (05:01):
Any no no no friends coming over, nothing like that.

SPEAKER_00 (05:04):
I don't have any friends.

SPEAKER_06 (05:05):
Going to somebody else's place?
No.

SPEAKER_00 (05:07):
We're we're in.
That's my friend.
So where the fuck are you guysat?

SPEAKER_06 (05:10):
Right.
We're gonna have friends.

SPEAKER_01 (05:12):
I didn't get an invite a week later, all right.
Sorry, flights were tooexpensive for Thanksgiving.
They were much cheaper the weekafter.

SPEAKER_06 (05:23):
Yeah.
I could have flew in forThanksgiving and just stayed
there.

SPEAKER_01 (05:27):
For real, though.
That's true.
That's true.
Just relocate for the week.

SPEAKER_04 (05:31):
Oh my god.
Oh, just pick up old girl at theairport and just head on into
Hollywood.

SPEAKER_01 (05:39):
No, we would have made her wait at the we would
have made her wait at theairport and she could have
finished the whole flight.
We'll see you at like eighto'clock in Burbank.
It's fine.

SPEAKER_06 (05:52):
Bring bring your nitty with you because you can
be at the airport for a while.
You know, I will wait there.
I will say this.
If if she would have gone toTexas, I might have done that.
But but this was like one of thefirst years in like three that
she hasn't gone.
So I was like, all right, we'regonna we're gonna chill.

(06:12):
Yep.
Uh I'll do all the cookingbecause it's mostly microwave
and ovening.
It's like microwave this,microwave this, microwave this,
crock pot.
Nope, no crock pot this year,oven and uh air fryer.
Uh that's about it.
So it'll be easy cooking andthen football all day.
Kickoff first game, kick offthird game, and doing nothing

(06:36):
else.

SPEAKER_01 (06:37):
Uh just trying to figure out what channel each of
the games is on.

SPEAKER_06 (06:42):
Man, uh Prime?
Isn't Prime the Yeah, I thinkPrime's one of them.

SPEAKER_01 (06:49):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (06:51):
I think, yeah, I think it's uh the typical CBS
Fox and then Prime.

SPEAKER_00 (06:57):
What about you, Dean?
You always be social.

SPEAKER_06 (07:00):
Uh I was gonna say, yeah, you I'm surprised you
ain't got like fourThanksgivings to go to starting
on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 (07:06):
They're they're trying to put that on me, but I
ain't letting that about tohappen.
I'm doing one, man.
Um and and then I got reassignedyesterday, so like when it came
up a couple weeks ago, it wasit's a Friendsgiving.
They're like, Oh, can you dolike corn casserole or do like a
vegetable dish?
And I went, sure.
Like I looked it up, corncasserole, four four
ingredients.
Yeah, I can make that happen.

(07:27):
A couple days ago.
Hey, you know what?
Don't worry about it.
Just bring some wine.
Okay.
Cool.
I'll just go down to my cellar,whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
She's like, You can go to NewSeasons.
I'm like, nope, I'm going togrocery outlet.

SPEAKER_06 (07:41):
I'll go wherever the cheapest.

SPEAKER_01 (07:46):
I heard you just slap the bag.
I heard you slap the bag acouple times and it goes, it
makes it real good.
I mean, it works in the bedroom,so yeah.
There you go.
But nope, so so that'll betomorrow shopping.
We'll be trying to find uh Ithink they said like three or

(08:07):
four, but I think if you likebuy six, you're like 20% off.
So I'll probably just buy sixand then just have a couple at
the house.

SPEAKER_06 (08:15):
So I'm not I mean I just blah, dude, I can't see you
drinking wine.
That's I mean, I can, but it'sjust I don't picture that.
I pick I I don't again, I don'tremember everybody's drink of
choice, but Duke, if I'm walkingdown the street and it's like,
hey dude, let's go have a drink,and I gotta pick what I'm buying
you, you're getting a whiskey onthe rocks, man.

(08:38):
That's what I see.
That's what I see.

SPEAKER_01 (08:40):
Okay.
Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 (08:43):
Jack, Jack is getting something with an
umbrella.
Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (08:47):
Better be some fruit up in that bitch, too.

SPEAKER_06 (08:50):
Yep.
Jack, Jack is getting somethingfruity and delicious.

SPEAKER_01 (08:56):
I was well again.
I mean, last year I was the onethat got the Skywalker wine.
This is true.
So we'll have to we'll have torevisit that.

SPEAKER_06 (09:06):
Yeah, I'm I'm glad you said that though, because
again, I I I have alcohol here,not a lot, but I'm a social
drinker, so I don't drink it.
I have I've had bottles in herefor years that have been not
touched.
Uh I might I might have talkedto a girl and see if like, wait,
we're gonna be here all day,just us.
Do you want something to drink?
She's on the jack plant, youknow, something sweet.

(09:28):
And so don't be wrong, so am I.
I I I'm a whiskey guy, I'm a ginguy, vodka, all that.
But when it comes down to it, ifI'm making a mixed drink, I want
whatever the alcohol I justmentioned and a sweet drink.

SPEAKER_03 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (09:41):
Um, whiskey, whiskey is one of the only ones,
basically, that I actuallysometimes prefer.
Just give me a give me a blockof ice, you know, the little
whether it be the Death Starcube, because I've got to I was
gonna say is make it a DeathStar and we're good.
Yeah, I was gonna say if theDeath Star I do got it, and you
just you know just straightwhiskey over the over the rock,

(10:01):
um, and that's fine.
Uh, but the vodka, I want to mixit.
You know, gin, I want to mix it.
I will drink gin, uh good gin uhstraight.
I don't I don't want that nastyass ghetto uh pine salt seed.
But that's brutal.
But but yeah, I I'm now that youmentioned that, Duke, I might

(10:24):
have to I'll talk to her whenshe's back tomorrow and see if
uh uh some kind of alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (10:32):
I might even just go like Tiki cups out.

SPEAKER_01 (10:35):
Uh you know, it maybe.
You're like, wait, that's moreto wash.
Wait a second.

SPEAKER_06 (10:43):
I'm all like, that's not a terrible idea, but uh I'm
I may go get because there's alot, uh there's an aisle uh at
the liquor store, it's like twoblocks away, uh, and it's all
Japanese like vodka's and it'slike 15 different flavors.
And they're small bottles, soyou can try a bunch of different
ones.
You know, it's like that's not Ialready have a trade one in the
fridge, so you know, get like anorange cream sickle type one,

(11:07):
and whatever, but that might besomething to do.
I didn't think about uh alcohol,I was just figuring you know,
food and watching the game.
That's that's what I'm thinkingabout.

unknown (11:16):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (11:17):
And then apple pie afterwards.
You guys get Friday off?

SPEAKER_00 (11:22):
Um were I going to work, yes, I would have uh it's
double pay.
So ah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (11:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have it on my calendar, JackOff.
Yep.
So I'm gonna be worn out by theend of this two weeks.

SPEAKER_06 (11:40):
Jack off on Friday.
Make sense.

SPEAKER_01 (11:43):
Jack off on Saturday, Jack Off on Sunday.
Jackov, okay, fine.

SPEAKER_05 (11:48):
If you win it.

SPEAKER_01 (11:49):
That's my arm.
I mean, it's on the calendar.
I mean, you gotta know it.
It's you know, everybody shouldknow it's on the calendar.
It's written in what do you havegoing on today?
It's like what do you have goingon today?
I look like I just got jack off.
But that's getting sharp.
Chisel that shit like the TenCommandments just oh aren't you

(12:17):
Jack?

SPEAKER_06 (12:17):
Don't you only have like one day to work?
Oh, just working tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 (12:22):
Nice.
That's what it is.

SPEAKER_06 (12:25):
Vacate for 10 days?

SPEAKER_00 (12:26):
Yep.
As much as you can call itvacation.
I guess it all depends on howthe surgery goes.

SPEAKER_06 (12:33):
Yeah, that's true.
How whiny she's gonna be able todo it.
And plus, you know how youdon't, you know, and you you can
you could get you could get youcould get a girl in either
direction.
She could be in take care of memode and it's extreme, or she
could be in leave me the falone, I can do it myself mode,
and it's extreme.
You never know which one you'regonna get.

SPEAKER_01 (12:50):
We'll say, hmm, do we do we want to bet?

SPEAKER_06 (12:54):
I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't because for good, I
wouldn't I I I I could lean adirection, but if she's in a
certain mood, it's gonna beleave me the F alone.
I got this.
Um treating me like I'm aninvalid.
It'll be the whole, it'll belike, oh.
Yep.
So so you gotta every everymorning you gotta figure out

(13:16):
which one it is.

SPEAKER_01 (13:17):
Oh, he'll know.
He'll know.
Just put wicked on leave mealone.
Either either, either it'll hearhe'll wake up to her shuffling
across the floor or her hittinghim, going, Okay, breakfast
time.
Right, or I want something.

SPEAKER_06 (13:36):
That's funny.
Uh wow, yeah.
So so thanks.
What's today?
Monday?
So Tuesday, so tomorrow,Wednesday will probably be like
any last-minute shit.
Like, I still haven't got theroles because I want them to be
fresh, obviously, as possible.
Um, but I think that's the onlything I haven't picked up was
just the roles.

(13:58):
Um and it'll be basic rolls oror or croissants, you know.
Um yeah, we we won't do theHawaiians because she doesn't
like them at all.
Uh which is fine.
I don't care.
I I don't really have apreference.
I honestly I take that back.
If I if I were to okay, first ofall, if I'm gonna pick a bread,
it's gonna be uh uh crescentrolls.

(14:20):
Uh that's that's my go-to.
I could eat the whole damncontainer of eight uh in one
city.
Um but if we're going uh ifwe're going like the your
traditional type of roll,whatever some people want, the
uh like I said, the Hawaii's orwhatever, I want whatever, I
don't know what they're calledor whatever, but whatever roll
is that looks like a muffin, youknow, it's got that that cloud

(14:42):
part up top.
They're uh usually wheat.
I like the wheat version withthat poofy, poofy thing up top
looks like a mushroom cloud.
That way I can cut it in halfand break it and break it apart.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's not I know it's notit's not sweet, it's not an
actual like dessert muffin, butthe rolls that are in that
style, and that goes back togrowing up because that's what

(15:04):
that's what mom made back when Iwas like you know six, seven,
eight growing up with that.
It was always the that style ofrole.
But I don't I don't see thosetoo often.
And if I do, it's like the SansClub 32 pack.
I'm like, look, man, I ain't Iain't trying.

SPEAKER_01 (15:19):
Like I mean, I ain't fighting, I ain't feeding an
army over here.

SPEAKER_06 (15:23):
I mean, don't get me wrong, I might take I might take
some Ziploc and get it anyway,and then go find the homeless
people and say, look, here yougo, y'all.
Y'all can have audience.
I don't I want what I want, butyou're right.
Here you go.
I want what I want.
I don't want to waste food, soyou guys get the rest.
You know, something like that.

SPEAKER_01 (15:40):
Lou pulling off the freeway.
The guy's like, You got adollar?
He's like, I got a muffin.
And then he peels off.

SPEAKER_06 (15:47):
That's you that that's my whoa.
That's usually my thing, though.
Like throwing muffins athomeless people, throwing
throwing muffins at homelesspeople?

SPEAKER_01 (15:56):
Weirdo.

SPEAKER_06 (15:57):
Well, not but wait, come on, come on, come on.
I only do that after they'vestale them.
Okay.
So, you know, you can throw thema lot further once once they get
hard and stale.
So you you too early.
It's like you just fuckingwasting rolls.
What are y'all doing?
If you don't throw like a roll,sorry.

SPEAKER_00 (16:19):
So something was you were gonna say before we were so
raised.

SPEAKER_06 (16:23):
What was I gonna say?

SPEAKER_00 (16:24):
Well, honest.

SPEAKER_06 (16:25):
Oh, it was about homeless people.
Yes.
Uh it was basically uh becausethis happens in Boulder a lot,
unfortunately.
Like if I'm getting gas,whatever, somebody walks up and
wants some money, and it's like,and who has cash these days?
Let's be real.
I used to be one of them foolsthat had$200 cash on them all
the time.
All the time.
Now, I think there's six dollarsin my wallet.

(16:46):
Right.
Uh but but if somebody was like,hey, you have five bucks, I'm
like, no.
But it was like, but if you wantfive bucks worth of food, let's
walk into the grocery store,walk into the uh gas station.
And a lot of times, uh, itdoesn't happen as often uh
anymore to me because I don'tget gas to Boulder a lot.
It's usually at Sam's Club orwhatever.

(17:07):
But if I do happen to get gashair, and this did happen like
two weeks ago, some girl withher dog, and she's like, You
have a couple bucks, three likethree bucks.
I'm like, no, but if you want ahot dog or something, I'm happy
to buy it for you.
And she's like, serious?
I'm like, yeah.
So went back.
I already did my gas, went backin in, uh, got her uh a hot dog
and I guess a top bottle ofwater or something like that.

(17:29):
Uh it was the flavor drink orwhatever it was.
But she's like, Can I have thisinstead?
I'm like, yeah, girl, it's it'sfine.
You know, I know the stretch.

SPEAKER_05 (17:37):
You know, figures can't be choosers, right?
Yeah, I picked this shit out,not you.

SPEAKER_06 (17:43):
But you know, I think if I would have said that,
she would have been like, okay,that's fine.
But I was like, you know what?
I ain't spending more than fivebucks on you, so it's cool.
But uh, but yeah, I'm not a fanof giving you money.
But if you're if you're hungry,I will do what I can to try to
help feed you.
Even if I've done it before withleftovers, like, or go to
Walmart and I get my groceries,and I got something simple that

(18:04):
I was like, oh, well, this wasjust kind of a thing.
But uh, if you're hungry, thenI'll I'll reach something out of
my bag and say, here you go,man.

SPEAKER_02 (18:13):
It's yeah, I've done that before too.
You're so nice, Lou.

SPEAKER_06 (18:20):
Only only in private, as long as nobody sees
it.

SPEAKER_01 (18:24):
The nice thing is nobody listens to this podcast,
so you're fine.
I know, right?
Right?

SPEAKER_06 (18:30):
Here though, here, fuck the homeless, fuck the
left, go get a job.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (18:36):
There we go, there's Lou.
This is the short.
Lou rambling on for 10 minutesabout how he likes going out and
helping people, and the onlypart that gets in there is him
joking about murder thehomeless.
Fuck them guys.

SPEAKER_06 (18:54):
Oh man.
Can we go back talking aboutmidgets?
Damn it.

SPEAKER_00 (18:58):
Dwarfs.
I know retarded midget.
So I I was talking about it,Lou.
After listening to the lastpodcast.
You like this.
Dwarf is one syllable, midget istwo.
You're you're you're putting toomuch work into it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yep.

SPEAKER_02 (19:19):
No.
It ain't worked if that's theright word.

SPEAKER_06 (19:24):
Fucking Grimbly or Gimli or whatever the hell his
name is.
That's a dwarf.
Man.

SPEAKER_00 (19:30):
Grimley?

SPEAKER_06 (19:31):
Whatever his name is.
That dude from Lord of theRings.

SPEAKER_01 (19:35):
I don't know his name.
Lou is trying to seem so coolright now.
Guys, I don't even know any ofthe guys from uh, you know, that
Lord of the Rings movie.
I mean, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 (19:43):
Like Bro, I know Ariolus?

SPEAKER_01 (19:47):
Arioles?
Is that Ariola?
Ariolus?
Is that was that his name?

SPEAKER_06 (19:51):
That's the king.
Ariola.
Oh, wait, that's not right.
What the hell is this?

SPEAKER_01 (19:58):
Wait, that's when did when did Gollum get
shredded?

SPEAKER_06 (20:03):
Like I know, right?
I was like, man, did I get I getthat workout, man?

SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
Shit.
Golem rolling around with a sixpack.
Wait a second.

SPEAKER_06 (20:14):
Aragon! That's it.
Or Aragorn?
One of them.
Energon.
Meets back on the menu, boys.

SPEAKER_01 (20:23):
It's Energon.
Lou.

SPEAKER_00 (20:24):
What about this one, Lou?

SPEAKER_06 (20:27):
Uh Sauron?
Is that right?
He's white, so that's Gandalf.

SPEAKER_00 (20:35):
Nope, that's Count Ducum.
That's Count Ducum Bro.
Sorra man.

SPEAKER_06 (20:40):
Oh.
Sorrow, Sorrow.
That's what I said.
Sauron.
He's a man, so I didn't have toput the word in there.
It's already assumed that he's aman.
Yes, I did buy the Horror peopleset just for Gollum.

SPEAKER_01 (20:54):
Because it was packed?
So you were just like, oh.

SPEAKER_06 (20:58):
I could totally see Jack doing that too.
I'll buy this.
Wait, so is it Aragon orAragorn?
What that dude's name is.

SPEAKER_01 (21:04):
Aragon.
The king guy.

SPEAKER_06 (21:06):
It's gone.
Okay, Aragon.
And then it's Frodo.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's Frodo.
And Pippin.

SPEAKER_00 (21:14):
Uh-huh.
Who's his guard?

SPEAKER_06 (21:15):
Hold on.
His buddy.
Sam Wise.
Yep.
Sam Wise.
Sam Wise.
Gamji or something?
Gamji.
Ganshi.
Gamji.
Okay, so who's the fourthhobbit?
There's one more.
Pippin's buddy.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Uh the Falcon.
Uh Peregrine.
Or something.

SPEAKER_05 (21:35):
Is it a Peregrine?

SPEAKER_06 (21:36):
Peregrine Falcon.

SPEAKER_05 (21:38):
Oh.
Oops.

SPEAKER_01 (21:45):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 (21:47):
I know that one.

SPEAKER_01 (21:48):
We have to.
Alright, next week I'm going togo find some Lord of the Rings
trivia, and we're going to spendwe're going to spend 15 minutes
triv testing Lou.
And you know what?
At the end of it, I'm going tobe like, by the way, this is for
three to five year olds.

SPEAKER_06 (22:03):
Is there one for like like under three?

SPEAKER_01 (22:07):
Alright, let me see.
There's one for underway fornext week.
Next week.

SPEAKER_06 (22:13):
Wait, it's it's Mary?

SPEAKER_00 (22:16):
Yeah.
One of them isn't Peregrine?
That might have been his lastname.
I don't know.
I look like a fucking nerd toyou.
Yeah.
Shit.
No, you look like you look likea geek.

SPEAKER_05 (22:27):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (22:29):
Fucking Dungeons and Dragons bullshit.

SPEAKER_06 (22:32):
Um, what was wait?
What was his wife's name?
The the the the Liv Tyler'scharacter.

SPEAKER_00 (22:38):
She was a elf.
Arrowin.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 (22:43):
Well, yeah, I guess she could be a heroine, but uh
wasn't really about her.

SPEAKER_00 (22:50):
Errowin.
A-R-O-I-R-W-I-N.

SPEAKER_01 (22:56):
Yeah.
I N.

SPEAKER_00 (22:58):
Arwen?

SPEAKER_01 (22:59):
Yeah, Arwen.
Okay.
Arwen.

SPEAKER_06 (23:04):
Man, I guess I'll have to watch these again
because I don't remember thatshit.
I mean, I remember what happens.

SPEAKER_01 (23:08):
It's just You got a week, Lou.
Fuck football.
And Thanksgiving, watch Lord ofthe Rings instead.

SPEAKER_00 (23:14):
No.
It's about the same length.
Three football games.
Three hours each.
Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_06 (23:21):
Three movies.

SPEAKER_00 (23:21):
Three hours each.

SPEAKER_06 (23:22):
I mean, what I could do is I because I have my stat
machine behind the couch facingthe TV.
And that way it'd be like I'm inthe movie.
I'm just walking the wholething.

SPEAKER_01 (23:31):
Walking.

unknown (23:31):
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (23:32):
Perfect.
Yep.
It's a movie about walking.

SPEAKER_00 (23:34):
And then Lou will be shredded like all of them.

SPEAKER_01 (23:38):
Yep.

SPEAKER_06 (23:41):
If I show up, well, y'all pick me up at the airport
next week, and I got a fish inmy hand.
I don't want to hear it.

SPEAKER_01 (23:50):
No joke.
Alright, hang on.
Hang on.
We know it we know it ain'tgonna be a white fish.
So what's a good dark fish forLou?

SPEAKER_04 (23:59):
Totally be a white fish.
Yellowtail.
Give me an Asian.

SPEAKER_01 (24:09):
Wait.
Nope, that does not make itAsian, Lou.

SPEAKER_04 (24:13):
Yellowtail is Asian.
Totally Asian.

SPEAKER_01 (24:17):
Just because it says yellow does not make it an Asian
fish, Lou.

SPEAKER_06 (24:22):
Holy closed.
It's like red snap or it'll beIndian, right?

SPEAKER_01 (24:30):
Nope.
Nope, that's not how it works,Lou.

SPEAKER_05 (24:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (24:37):
So uh speaking of little people, uh, I did not see
it this week, but uh you guysboth saw the Wicked sequel.
Yep.
Show not your thoughts, and thenuh Jack, of course, we gotta
hear about Wifey's thoughts andwhat she thought after seeing it
five times in one week.

SPEAKER_00 (24:56):
She's actually going tomorrow, too.
I like how he can't even formwords.

SPEAKER_06 (25:02):
He's just like, God damn it.
Six times and eight times.

SPEAKER_00 (25:06):
Um Lou and I actually talked about it a
little bit yesterday, but um, itwas fine.
I I don't think I would watch itnecessarily on its own.
Like we sat down and did amarathon, I'm in, right?
Because it was a good wrap-up tothe movie.
But the songs on the first onewere better bangers.

(25:26):
And I just thought it was paceda little bit better.
Um not to say that a couple ofthe songs in the in the second
part were bangers.
No good deed when Elf was likethe first off.
And then but some of thecinematography during um
Glinda's song, that shit wasamazing.
And Ariane Grundle said it wasuh all practical, no CG for it,

(25:50):
so that made it even better.
Um, but I liked it well enough.
An Oscar.
Yeah.
Somebody needs an Oscar for thatcinematography for sure.
The costumes were great, JeffGoldblum was great.
I watched um The Wicked on histrailer, and they're like, Jeff
Goldblum wasn't even in thismovie, he just was hanging out

(26:10):
on the set, and they just filmedhim.
I'm like, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 (26:17):
Sounds about right.

SPEAKER_00 (26:18):
Um, but no, it uh you have to it it's wicked,
right?
It is not parallel or hasanything to do with Wizard of Oz
that we all grew up with, right?
So you can't be too hard on whatis and what isn't.
Um it's a whole different story.

(26:39):
Because then, if you want to gettechnical about it, the Tin Man
actually just kept cutting allhis limbs off and replacing them
with tin in the books.
So it had nothing to do with howhe turned into the Tin Man and
Wicked.
Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_06 (26:54):
Dude, now I would argue the problem with that is
that is not the audience.
The audience that you'recatering to is an audience that
knows, first of all, there's twotwo audiences.
One, all the people who knowWicked as the play, stage play.
And then other than that, theother eyeballs are gonna are the

(27:15):
people who know the MGM movie.
Nobody really knows the fuckingbook.
Um, so although I would say yourstatements are correct, if
that's how they approach this,then it's a terrible way to
approach this because you don'tcapture that audience.
Um and I and that and that'swhere I come in.

(27:35):
I am that audience.
I'm the audience that grew upwith the MGM movie, and I
thought the movie was a six outof ten, I have no interest in
watching it again, other thanthe way Jack described, where if
I'm watching because the firstone was so damn good, I can
watch that one, no problem.
And if I did, and it was like,hey, let's watch the second one
since we just okay, fine.

(27:56):
I can continue the story andcontinue to watch it, but I
don't think I'd ever watch it byitself uh as just like the way
the way I can watch Empire orany of the other Star Wars
movies by themselves without thebefore or the after, no problem.
This this movie does not do thatfor me.
Yeah.
The first hour, hour and a halfwas slow AF.
It was like I literally therewas probably 20 people to

(28:18):
theater.
Nobody was in my aisle in theback row.
Two girls were in front of me tothe left in the row in front of
me, and the first hour, I endedup playing on my phone.
Um, it was just I was it was soso slow.
I actually was checking mail,clearing the dots off my phone,
uh, which was just notificationsbecause that shit bothers
bothers me if I see it on myphone.

(28:40):
So I was doing all that untilabout an hour, maybe hour 15,
hour and a half, whatever itwas, into it.
And then the story picked up alittle more, and it was like,
okay.
And then I did put the phoneaway and was absolutely paying
attention because that lasthour, hour and half half,
whatever it was, was reallygood.
I enjoyed that last the lastthird of the movie.
Uh the last act uh and goinginto that, the last part of the

(29:04):
second act, it was well done,and I enjoyed it.
But I it took me, you know,having to get there um into
that, like I said, hour and ahalf, hour 15 of it's kind of
like watching Wandavision.
Uh Wandavision sucks until youget to the end of episode three,
and then into episode four.

(29:24):
Uh, mainly episode four.
Then Wandavision is fantastic.
Um, this movie was definitelylike like if I were to do that
marathon, uh, that first hour ofthe second one, I'm gonna I'm
gonna go run errands.
I'll be back in an hour, get allthat stuff knocked out so I can
come back and enjoy the lastpart of the movie.
Okay, okay.
Um so I I did enjoy it.

(29:46):
I'm not gonna again, six out often just means a lot, two of
those points, minus ten.
If we start from ten and gobackwards versus starting from
one and go up, uh, two of thosewere just because of the boring
factor.
Uh two of those points lost werethe boring factor.
Now we get to the part that Istarted this off with with the
I'm I'm the audience who doesn'tknow the play, who doesn't know

(30:07):
I didn't know what happened withthe play, uh, doesn't know the
novels, doesn't know any of thatcrap.
Um uh I'm a little irritated.
I I like what they did with uhLion and the Tin Man for the
most part because time-wise, theTin Man was supposed to be oh
wait, are you gonna watch thisDuke?

(30:27):
I don't want to spoil too much.

SPEAKER_01 (30:28):
It's it's fine.
I I've seen the play.

SPEAKER_06 (30:30):
Oh, okay.
Well, the Tin Man ended up beinglike one of the characters, you
know, one of the main one of Iwant to say one main character,
but but one of the one of theone of the regulars in the
movie.
And it was like, no, he wassupposed to be all rusted out,
and it had been a a long time,or roughly long time before

(30:52):
Dorothy found him.
That didn't happen.
And then you have the the butbut but that all being said, the
whole heart.
Issue that he had that kind ofwas part of the original.
That was done very well for himto why he doesn't have a heart
thing.
It was like, holy crap, that wassweet.

(31:12):
I like that.
The scarecrow thing was stupid.
He was supposed to have nobrain.
He was supposed to, it was like,uh, man, that the way they did
it and how they turned, it waslike, I was not impressed.
It was just when that revealhappened, I was just like, oh
yay.
Um didn't like that at all.
So again, I'm looking for theconnections.

(31:35):
I want there to be connectionsbetween the two stories, uh, the
MGM versus what's going on now.
Uh but maybe the movie's not forme, right?
If it's for the Wicked fans,they're gonna appreciate it, and
that's good for them.
That's your if that's who yourmain audience is, and it's like,
hey, if we happen to gettricklers in like me, you know,
great, but we're not catering toyou, so we're not gonna give you

(31:56):
what you want, that's fine.
I can appreciate that and do it,do what you did.
And it's it's kind of likeepisode eight.
Uh, it's it's it did its ownthing, it doesn't quite tie into
what it what you're used to, butit still wasn't terrible if you
look at it on its own.
So like if I didn't know theWizard of Oz story, I wouldn't

(32:17):
have had a fit with any of thatstuff.
Right.
So that's the thing, right?
So because of the original moviein my head, that's why I have it
fit, not because it was bad.

SPEAKER_01 (32:27):
So Okay, I think uh something we something we had
talked about last week or theweek before um was that they
weren't gonna actually showDorothy's face.
Right.
So how did that come across foryou?
It was fine.
Was that okay?

SPEAKER_00 (32:42):
Yeah, they did that.

unknown (32:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (32:45):
I like that.
I like that they didn't do that.
The problem is you get intodanger territory of doing like
uh the end of Rogue One withLeia, you know, where you're
either doing some sort of weirdAI CGI face, or you're just
trying to find somebody maybewho you can match with like
prosthetics or something likethat who can look like Judy
Gurlin.

SPEAKER_06 (33:05):
But I think even then, like I don't know, like
there's enough people out there,they could have found somebody
who looked like I mean it it Ilike I would have been I would
have preferred if they weregonna show her, don't CGI it,
just go get somebody who looksclose enough to her sure and and
and roll with it.
I would have been fine withthat.
That being said, it was fine notshowing her, doing some things

(33:28):
in the shadows.
Um, I liked how the the witch uhGlinda and Elphaba basically
kind of dismissed her.
Uh it was like they're like,leave that kid alone.
It was very funny the way it'slike, oh she doesn't.
And it was I'm glad they didthat because she's not the focus
of this story.
So, and they made sure shedidn't become the focus of it.

(33:50):
So kudos to them uh for keepingit that way.
So the fact, like, I think Jackmentioned it to us last week,
the week before, that theyweren't gonna show her face.
Uh, and I kind of forgot aboutthat.
And then when they didn't, andwhen they kept showing like the
last hour of the movie uh whereshe was in, I was like, oh yeah,
Jack did say that.
And then and then I thoughtabout it, I was like, you know
what?

(34:10):
This is fine.
This is perfectly fine howthey're how they're doing that.

SPEAKER_00 (34:13):
Which is too bad because it really did get the
player is cute as hell.

SPEAKER_06 (34:18):
I I didn't even know that that person was doing the
tour.

SPEAKER_00 (34:25):
I don't think I've seen any press with her, just
like behind the scenes stuff.
Like she posted stuff and on thegram.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (34:33):
Does she have uh does she have the Judy Garland
look?
No.
Not really?
Okay.
She had the hair, that's forsure.
Right.
She was skipping on the on theyellow big road properly.
That little high, that highbounce that she had, I was like,
wow, she actually.

SPEAKER_00 (34:48):
I think that's the answer.
So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (34:50):
Oh, well, there you go.
That'll that'll do it.
Um the story again, now all thatand everything, the story was
great, the whole uh uh shitthat's happening to Alphabet and
how shit gets twisted and allthat.
It was it was it was well done.
Again, my complaints are arereally my complaints.

(35:11):
I don't think they're generalaudience complaints.
I think a lot of people aregonna like this movie a lot.
Um and and go from there.

SPEAKER_01 (35:19):
I mean, I no hate currently uh 69% on Rotten
Tomatoes for the uh tomatometer, 95% for the audience.

SPEAKER_06 (35:30):
I could see that.
I I think I'm on the critic'sside with that's like I said,
six out of ten.
So they're saying sevenbasically, and the audience is
nine, nine point five.
And I could see that.
Like the people that that thatwere in the theater, they were
all about it, they were lovingit.

SPEAKER_01 (35:47):
Yeah, and I'm I mean And probably probably wasn't the
first time they had seen iteither.

SPEAKER_06 (35:51):
So I that I believe, I mean, I went on a Saturday, it
came out on what Thursday forthe general release.
A lot of people got earlyshowings.
Um yeah, uh if somebody waslike, hey, come watch this with
me, I'm like, all right.
I I I wouldn't it would not defit would definitely not be a
situation where it's like, uh nothanks.

(36:12):
Right.
I'd be like, all right, I'll dothis.

SPEAKER_03 (36:13):
Right.

SPEAKER_06 (36:14):
I got a couple hours to kill, whatever.
Yeah, honestly, it wasn't yeah.
And right in the same in the newtrailer, the new trailer for
that uh was it Ryan Goslingspace movie?

SPEAKER_01 (36:27):
Yeah, the Hail Mary Project.

SPEAKER_06 (36:28):
Yeah, Project Hail Mary.
That new trailer, uh that I knowI really want to watch that
movie.
I wanted to watch it a bunchbefore, but this trailer was way
better uh than the first one.

SPEAKER_00 (36:39):
So okay.
Uh I was thinking like Anacondais starting to wear on me.
I'm like, shit, I might actuallywatch that.
I haven't seen that trailer yet.
You haven't seen the Anacondaremake with Jack Black and Paul
Redd?

SPEAKER_01 (36:52):
Yeah, we I think that was in my list.
It was on one of the trailers.

SPEAKER_06 (36:56):
It wasn't.
But but I saw the big cardboardcutout thing you can go and take
pictures of at the theater.
But I I've gone to the theaterlater now to not have to wait
about commercials and shit,which means I also lose
previews.
So I can't remember, it mighthave been a secret movie, uh,
last week's secret movie orwhatever, and I walked in at the

(37:17):
end of the trailer.
Like literally, like the lastfive seconds, if that.
But I haven't seen a fulltrailer of that one.

SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Yeah, no, when it first came out and I saw the
first trailer, I'm like, nah,dumb.
But as I've seen more of it, I'mlike, maybe it won't be so bad.

SPEAKER_06 (37:32):
Like, hey, that happened to me with Running Man.

SPEAKER_01 (37:34):
So um we can watch it right now.
Um in the same vein.
Um I think Lou, were you the onethat saw Running Man?

SPEAKER_02 (37:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (37:49):
Same thing you did.

SPEAKER_01 (37:50):
I did not say Running Man, right?
Because we saw it on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_06 (37:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (37:54):
Um what did you think of uh Running Man?
The new Running Man with GlennPowell.

SPEAKER_06 (37:58):
I I enjoyed the first probably two-thirds more
than I did the last third.
Uh that's fair.
I I don't want to spoil it toomuch for Jack, but I felt that
it was more of the running manin the first two-thirds, um, and
setting it up like why he'sdoing it and how all that plays

(38:21):
out and his anger issues, andall that was great.
But then when we got to youknow, let's try to solve the
problem.
Yeah, let's try to solve theproblem towards the end.
I was like, yeah, I wasn't goback, go back to the fun stuff
that was happening in the firstpart.

SPEAKER_05 (38:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (38:38):
Again, I enjoyed it.
I mean, it was it was fine, Iliked it, but I definitely liked
the first part of that moviemore than the last part.

SPEAKER_01 (38:47):
Well, and and also, I mean, there's been so many
people posting stuff online likecomparing this movie to the 87
movie, and I'm like, you youcan't what what are you doing?
Outside of the name of thecharacter and the name of the
movie and the general premise ofthere being like a a game.
I mean, there there's no, yeah,no, there's there's no

(39:09):
comparison between them at all.

SPEAKER_06 (39:10):
Like the only the only link that I really saw was
the money that had Arnold's faceon it.

SPEAKER_01 (39:16):
Yeah.
Well, I mean, that was a thatwas an Easter egg, right?

SPEAKER_06 (39:19):
Like Yeah.
Um that's what I mean.
That that's the only connectionthat I really, you know, was
like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (39:26):
Um no, I mean I liked it.
Um yeah, like the end got alittle uh, you know, they they
were like, oh, well, we havesome budget left over, so let's
uh extra things, you know.
Fuck it.
Yeah, yeah.
Basically.
Um But I think that I, you know,I think when it comes to like
Edgar Wright, when you get tolike the the grounded stuff,

(39:49):
he's really, really good atthat.
And that was the firsttwo-thirds of the movie.
And then the final big setpiece, I think it got a little
he passed it on to somebodyelse.
Well, it almost felt like it wasI felt like what's that?

SPEAKER_05 (40:06):
Oh, take over.

SPEAKER_01 (40:07):
Well, they would no, it I felt like it was more like
they had like felt like maybethey painted themselves in a
corner where I mean I did Ithink they definitely left the
end of the movie open to sequelsif they wanted to do that.
Like, there's definitely a pathfor them, but I think that they
wanted to have like a clean cutwhere if they did do sequels, it

(40:30):
would just have the Glenn Powellcharacter, right?
Like they they did a good job ofkind of like, oh well, we gotta,
but it did kind of feel rushedwhere nothing had happened to
anybody, and then all of asudden the final third, they
were like, Oh shit, we have toget rid of all these people some
way, shape, or how you know.
And uh and and so um yeah, Ithink you know, at the end it

(40:52):
felt a little rushed whereeverything it felt like they
were like, okay, we have to likefit all of these, we have to tie
all of these loose ends upbefore we get to the movie, but
we have a lot of loose ends totie up.
So that was kind of how I that'scool.

SPEAKER_05 (41:05):
So I was gonna say beyond that I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_01 (41:10):
Like the first, yeah, like you said, the first
two thirds, really good.
I think it was uh, you know,they it was futuristic without
seeming too out of um you know,out of kind of kind of book
flying cars on that book.

SPEAKER_06 (41:25):
It did not pull you out of like the real world.
You you felt like okay, thatcould be a thing, and and it was
fine.
Yeah, uh and and no surprise toanybody.
Uh uh Coleman Domingo wasfantastic.

SPEAKER_01 (41:37):
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I I mean JoshBrolin, I'm not too sure.
I mean, I'm sure wearing thoseveneers probably wore on him a
little bit.
Um, but good lord his teeth werewhite.

SPEAKER_02 (41:49):
Very much so.
Very much so.

SPEAKER_01 (41:52):
Um, but yeah, I mean, I think they definitely
left themselves an avenue ifthey decided at some point they
wanted to do a sequel, which Idon't think they will do because
I don't the movie definitelydidn't make a ton of money at
the box office.
So um and I don't know, I'm notsure.
I though it's always difficultbecause I those types of movies

(42:13):
when a lot of people are whenyou're when you're talking about
a movie like The Running ManThat Has, like it's kind of
going back to the wicked thing,right?
But that Lou was just talkingabout, right?
You're gonna have the group ofpeople who have no idea who
about the book or the movie andare gonna go in potentially
blind or not going blind basedpurely on if they like Glenn
Powell or not.
Yeah, right?
Like, and then you're gonna havethe group of people who loved

(42:35):
the Arnold Schwarzenegger movieand are gonna go in or not go
because they're like, well, fuckthis.
It's not the fucking movie fromback then.
It's not trying to be thatmovie, it's it's it's definitely
its own animal.
And then you have the smallsegment of people who read the
book, um, or the the short storyin the book, um, you know, who I

(42:56):
I mean again, I haven't read thebook, but from what I've read
online, the this moviedefinitely has a lot more, it
definitely took a lot more fromthe book than than the Arnold
version did.

SPEAKER_06 (43:09):
I mean, it's one of these things where it made me I
haven't done it, but it made mewant to watch the original
again.
Yeah, yeah, but not to comparethem because I know they're
different.
So it just made me want to watchthe original again.
That's all.
I was like, oh, I remember thatbut when I remember that was a
fun movie when I watched it backthen.
One of those types of thoughts,you know.

SPEAKER_01 (43:26):
Yeah.
Uh it's funny that it was funnythat the book was sent in 2025.
And I do really feel like we'reonly like one or two small jumps
from getting to that point.

SPEAKER_06 (43:38):
Well, there's some there's some truth to that shit.

SPEAKER_01 (43:42):
Yep.

SPEAKER_06 (43:43):
Um other movie this I think that I I saw just so I
could so you guys are waiting onme was was uh Predator.

SPEAKER_02 (43:50):
Yep.
Um it was fine.

SPEAKER_06 (43:55):
It was my my my again, it's another Star Wars
episode eight.
I liked it as a standalone, itdoes not fit in the predator
universe for me.
Why?
Uh they're they're trying tomake the predator the good guy,
and he's not.
Unless he's going against thealien, he's not the good guy.

(44:18):
He's he's a hunter, like theAdrian, what is it, Brody uh one
and all that.
The alien, uh the predators,that is their thing.
That's what we know them and andthey're trying to change it.
And that's fine if they'retrying to change it, but I just
don't want this to be part ofthe uh the universe that we

(44:40):
know, because that's not thecharacter that we know.
It's like, what the fu and I'msitting there watching this
thing play out, and it was likethe beginning and the
ruthlessness and all.
I'm like, yeah, that's how it'ssupposed to be.
And then when it all said anddone, that I mean, it's like,
oh, we're gonna make this kid,we're just gonna make this kid
the hero along with the droid,and it was just like alright,

(45:04):
let me switch my thinking now.
And once I I pulled it out ofthe universe that I know, okay,
great.
I mean, obviously it's the alienpredator universe because of the
whole whaling Utah thing goingon.
Uh and I get that, and thatpart's fine.
Uh I had no issue with that atall.
It was just it was just uh Idon't know, trying to make the

(45:25):
predator the hero, uh, or theanti-hero, whatever you however
you want to call it, that'sthat's but he still kills
things.

SPEAKER_00 (45:34):
There's nothing to say that Deck wouldn't go to
Earth and hunt people and be aregular predator.

SPEAKER_06 (45:38):
That is true, but that's not what happened.
I I agree, that is what couldhappen, but it's not what
happened.
What I saw was not that.
It was just a movie with twopredators, though.

SPEAKER_00 (45:49):
Which has been also done since the Dark More
comments from the 90s.

SPEAKER_01 (45:54):
But his whole motivation, too, was to avenge
his brother, right?
So that means the way he's gonnaavenge his brother is number one
by bringing back the the trophy,right, to prove that he belongs
as a predator, and then also tobasically kill his dad, because
that was like he's like, fuckyou.
Like you killed my brother forno reason outside of trying to

(46:16):
expel me from the clan.

SPEAKER_06 (46:18):
And that was part of it, was like he didn't he didn't
follow his dad's orders, hedeserved to die.

SPEAKER_01 (46:24):
But but that's but that was Dex's motivation was
revenge for his brother, right?
That was how that was how theyset that up.

SPEAKER_06 (46:32):
I don't see it that way.
The revenge to get back to gethis dad didn't happen until
later.
He was still trying to provehimself in the beginning, and
then after he made the friends,then it then it switched to oh
fuck you, dad.
It went from I'm gonna provemyself and you're gonna take me
in and I'm gonna be part of theclan.
Then it switched.
So his motivation wasn't reallyto to avenge his.

SPEAKER_00 (46:56):
But there's room in the universe for all the
predators, Lou.
It's fine.
Do I there's room in theuniverse for all the predators?

SPEAKER_06 (47:03):
There is room in the universe for all the predators.
Um, and that's why I said it'sthat whole episode episode eight
thing.
Once I take it away from thatuniverse, I like that movie a
lot.
I'd watch that.
I'd what of the three we justtalked about, I'd watch that one
a second time before I watch theother two a second time.
Not even close.

(47:23):
Um I would absolutely say, noteven close.
If I'll go, because she's Idon't think I don't think she
went with me on that one.
Um, but if she's like, hey, Iwant to go to that, I'm like,
all right, I'll I'll go watchthat again before I watch Wicked
or Running Man again.
So it's like, hey, can we go tothat on a two tomorrow night?
Uh in our in our whoever'swatching this, it's Monday, so

(47:45):
tomorrow will be a Tuesdaymovie.
So I was like, can we watch thatTuesday night?
Yeah, dude, I'm down.
I'll watch that shit again.
Okay.
Uh but again, I have to separatemyself from the other universe
that it's in.
But if they want to start itsown thing and stay away from
that part of the universe anddon't do any kind of crossovers
of that shit, oh I'm on thecity.

SPEAKER_00 (48:02):
Well, they can't because all those predators are
dead.

SPEAKER_06 (48:06):
Uh, what's the time frame we're talking about?
No, no, no, the ones from theone from part two who are alive,
the one who left on the ship.

SPEAKER_00 (48:12):
Yeah, but this shit's like way in the future.
If Wayland exists and they havedroids, those predators are all
dead.

SPEAKER_06 (48:19):
Oh, we don't know how long it live.
They could be Vulcans.
Live 300 years.
This is true.
But but but that being said, theway it ended, um with you know
the potential new story coming,if they do a sequel on a git,
stay in your bubble, I'm in.

SPEAKER_01 (48:40):
Okay, okay.
Let's see.

SPEAKER_06 (48:42):
If they want to somehow incorporate aliens
again, fine, I'm in.
But you can't do it really forme.
You can't really do any kind ofearth crossover.
That's gonna ruin it for me.

SPEAKER_01 (48:55):
Contrary to their often perilous hunts, Yaucha are
believed to have anexceptionally long lifespan with
some estimates suggesting theycan live up to a thousand years.

SPEAKER_02 (49:05):
Boom.
I want to know I didn't read thecomics.

SPEAKER_06 (49:14):
So although, although I I wish, like, you
know, every once in a while, itlike even in um the Adrian Brody
one, uh the Colombian girl orwhatever wherever she was from
had mentioned, because he'slike, hey, this is not the first
time you've seen these before.
And she's like, Yeah, inColumbia back in 87 or whatever

(49:36):
the first one happened, whateveryear that was.
Um I I'd like more of that.
Like, I I want like somethingpast Predator 2, but references,
yeah, this happened because theother movies have referenced um
shit that's happened before.
I think I think the theAntarctica one referenced

(49:57):
reference it as well.
Uh so I don't know.
I I'd I'd like to I'd like tosee more of the connection and
and less of the Predator Hero.
Uh or like like just don't don'tcombine them for me, is all.
Like do this movie or do thismovie, do not put them together.
That that that's all.

(50:18):
Unless if if they look, I'm nota writer, if they could write
something where it makes sense,fucking do it.
Then I'm on board.
I just don't trust them is myproblem.
I guess is more of a probablywhat it really is.
I don't trust that they couldwrite something that puts it all
together because you've gotthese six, seven movies, and
nothing's really tying themtogether, and I want them tied
together.

SPEAKER_00 (50:36):
But they do the cartoon tie them all together.

SPEAKER_06 (50:41):
Kinda.
You're not wrong there.
Yeah, you're not wrong there.
The animation, or especiallywhen they had the girl from the
prey at the end, I was like,ooh, they need to come back and
revisit that.

SPEAKER_00 (50:51):
Well, yeah, though they had all of them.
They had Dutch and Danny Glovertoo, so I don't remember seeing
them in the lockers at the endwhen extended.

SPEAKER_06 (51:03):
Oh, I only remember seeing the girl from Prey.
Maybe I tuned out too soon.

SPEAKER_00 (51:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (51:08):
Was it before her or after her?
I don't remember.
But it was an afternoon scene.

SPEAKER_05 (51:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (51:18):
I'm gonna pull that shit up and watch it again.
That's cool.
I don't remember that.
I don't know how they would havegot them though, because they
were they won.

SPEAKER_00 (51:27):
You don't know what happened right after.
They didn't make wicked forfucking predator from the
predator's point of view, thathappens afterwards.
They could have frozen and gothim again.

SPEAKER_06 (51:36):
But not Danny Glover.
They they were like, dude, youwon.
Here's a trophy, we're out ofhere.

SPEAKER_00 (51:41):
But then they're like, no, fuck that, we got a
new idea.
We're gonna make PredatorPlanet.

SPEAKER_06 (51:46):
See, yeah, that'd be garbage.

SPEAKER_00 (51:48):
And then you can't do this.
It's basically what they did inPredators when they just got all
the bad guys and dropped them onthe planet, and then they all
hunted them.

SPEAKER_02 (51:59):
They weren't even all bad guys.
I guess they were.

SPEAKER_06 (52:01):
I mean Well, they weren't.
There's a contract a contractoris not a bad guy.
No, the people they werehunting, the people that are.
It depends on the contract ittakes.
No, it doesn't.
It's just a job.

SPEAKER_00 (52:14):
See?
And you're just killing people.

SPEAKER_06 (52:16):
See, you're gonna be mad at folks, you gotta be a mad
at folks for working.
Yep.
Dang.
Get a real job, hippie.

SPEAKER_00 (52:22):
Kill them, baby.

SPEAKER_06 (52:23):
We have a real job.
Shit.
Capital fools, that's my job.

SPEAKER_00 (52:28):
Do you pay taxes on that job, sir?

SPEAKER_06 (52:32):
I mean, we don't know.
He might.
Emotional taxes.

SPEAKER_01 (52:36):
Emotional damage.

SPEAKER_06 (52:41):
So so yeah.
Uh what was y'all thoughts onPredator?

SPEAKER_00 (52:45):
Um, I liked it.
I've always liked Predators.
I like I anything on Predatorculture and all that bullshit, I
love it.
I've loved the comics, I've readnovels, all that stuff.
So I was perfectly fine with it.

SPEAKER_02 (53:00):
All day or a day.
I've not read a lot of thecomics, but um no, I mean I
really yeah, I really enjoyedit.

SPEAKER_01 (53:09):
I thought the the workaround for giving it the
PG-13 by everyone clutchingtheir pearls for no real reason.
Uh I thought that was prettysmart.
Um you know, of course, we allwant an R-rated Predator movie,
but how they worked around thisin that movie uh in this movie I
thought was handled really well.
Um And it just gave them a lotof uh a lot of uh uh NPCs to

(53:34):
just wreck, which was cool.

SPEAKER_03 (53:36):
And some of the retros everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 (53:39):
Yeah.
And some of and and some of thekills and the way that they did
it, I thought was pretty good.
Um there's a couple ofcallbacks.
Um I thought they did a good jobwith those as far as the re the
the references and the Eastereggs and stuff, I thought were
smartly done.
There wasn't wasn't a bunch ofham-fisted uh ham-fisted ones,
which was nice.

(54:01):
Um so um yeah, I thought it wasall acted.
I mean the guy who played thePredator, I think you know, he
did a good job.
It didn't they did a really nicejob of kind of hiding the a lot
of the special effects andwhatnot, the CGI.
Uh I thought they did a good jobwith that.
Um I was happy that the trailerreally only showed you the first

(54:22):
half of the movie.
There was like an entire half ofthe movie that wasn't it was in
flashes of the trailer, but theydidn't like ever show pieces of
it, right?
Like like you they never showedthem like really working
together or anything like that.
Um so yeah.
Yeah, I enjoyed it.
I would definitely watch a moviewith them again now that they

(54:45):
seem to be a uh a trio.
Um I thought the boss, the Ithought the monster uh with the
regenerative powers was prettycool.
I thought that was a nice ideaon explaining how to do it.
Yeah, why are they probablyscared of him and why hasn't
nobody killed him before?
Yeah.
So sorry, you were gonna say No,no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 (55:08):
I was I was no, it was fine.
I agree.
Like I said, uh separated fromthe rest of the universe, uh,
this movie was really good.
I mean, I I don't disagree withany with y'all on any of that
shit.
Uh the trailer did not give awaywhat was happening.
Um yeah, I I I I when I go watchthis, whether it be home or in

(55:31):
the theater again, when I watchthis movie the second time, I'm
gonna enjoy it a lot morebecause now I know not to think
it's in the same universe.
Um so I can appreciate it forthat.
Even if they even if they pullit back in uh with the sequel
with with Mama Fight, uh if theywhatever they do with that, I

(55:53):
won't care.
I will look at this one nowseparately, and I'm gonna enjoy
it a lot more.

SPEAKER_01 (55:59):
All right, all right.
I liked how they kind of did theum the tutorial of every video
game where he has all of thisequipment and then they just
take it all away.
Like oh yeah, right.
He's laying out all of hisbullshit, and then like the
first creature's like yoink,it's all gone.
Bye.

(56:20):
I'm like, wait, that's everyvideo game ever.
Here's a BFG.
Okay, now we're taking it back.

SPEAKER_04 (56:28):
That was pretty funny though.

SPEAKER_06 (56:30):
And I did cross my I'm all like, all that, and now
all you got what left is asword, right?

SPEAKER_00 (56:37):
That's a badass sword.

SPEAKER_06 (56:39):
Uh that is true.

SPEAKER_01 (56:41):
A little OP, but I liked the uh the razor glass,
the frozen razor glass grass.
I thought that was pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 (56:50):
Um yeah, the planet was really cool.
Everything trying to keep it.

SPEAKER_01 (56:53):
Yeah, they did a really good job with kind of
creating a planet that wasdangerous without being like
constantly deadly.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh so yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (57:04):
That reminds me.
Okay.
So when he was preparing for thebig battle at the at the end, uh
he he snuck up and took thoseparalyzing plants.
I don't remember him usingthose, though.
Do you guys remember him usingthose?

SPEAKER_00 (57:22):
He used them as an explosive.
At the end, he exploded.
No, because he took the wholeplant.

SPEAKER_06 (57:31):
Yeah.
I thought he used those worms.

SPEAKER_00 (57:33):
He did, but he had them inside the plant or on the
plant.
So when they when the when thebad guys got close to it, that's
what makes those things pop.
So when it popped, it made theworms pop.
He basically made a good worm.
The worms didn't pop.
The worms were just uh explosivewhen they hit something.

SPEAKER_01 (57:51):
Explosive, yeah.
So this created a biggerexplosion than what the worms
themselves did.

SPEAKER_06 (57:56):
So he so he combined the poison plant with the worm.
Yeah, I totally missed that.
I'll have to look for that nexttime.

SPEAKER_00 (58:04):
Yeah, it's almost like the land of something.
Like if when they got too close,the worms were in the paralyzing
plants, so they exploded and itthrew the worms everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 (58:16):
Okay.
I remember the explosion, butI'm like, when did he use the
paralyzing darts?
And how are they gonna work on adrill?

SPEAKER_00 (58:23):
Exactly.
I thought the same thing too.
I'm like, oh, that's how he usedthe plants.
Okay.
But yeah, that's what it was.
He just changed he just changedtheir purpose.

SPEAKER_06 (58:32):
Okay, he just made it a bigger explosion is all he
did.

SPEAKER_01 (58:34):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (58:34):
He made it up, he made a frag mine out of it
instead of okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (58:37):
Yep, yeah.
C4.
Yeah, you know, because he wassticking them.
He was sticking them to thecars, right?
Yeah, whatever he sticked to thesticking them up to the sides of
things before they are.

SPEAKER_06 (58:48):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (58:48):
And then he shot, then the uh the spitter thing
hit the shot it, spit at it, andthat caused it too.

SPEAKER_06 (58:58):
Yeah, so he would irritate it to explode.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll I'll have now I'llhave to take her to watch it, or
this is gonna spoil the damnmovie for her when she watches
this episode next week.

SPEAKER_01 (59:09):
You're like, we got to go to the movies tomorrow.
I'm sorry, girl.

SPEAKER_06 (59:13):
Just so you know, we're gonna go watch Predator.
Well, really?
What for?
Like, don't worry about it.
We'll you'll you you'll find outin five days.

SPEAKER_01 (59:20):
Right?
Wait, is this the fucking ring?
Wait, is our is our podcast thering?
Like pretty much.
Yep.

SPEAKER_00 (59:30):
Um I went to go see Now You See Me, Now You Don't
Tonight.
I enjoyed it.
It was better than the secondone.
Um there was a scene in thetrailer that wasn't in the movie
when uh Woody Harrelson touchesthe ball and he's like, oh,
these edibles are starting tokick in.
That wasn't in there.
That was the only thing Inoticed, though.

(59:51):
But the rest of it, it was superentertaining.
The new kids are cool.
Um I really like ArianaGreenblatt.
I think she's gonna go far.
JB Baby Gamora?
Yeah, Little Ahsoka.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:04):
Oh, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:05):
Yeah.
Uh the um Tiny Tina.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:09):
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:10):
In every single, basically, she plays every
single middle-aged kid in everysingle movie for the last five
years.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:18):
Was the girl from Mean Girls in it from part two?
The girl that replaced theredhead?

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:26):
Yeah, Borat's wife, yeah.
She was in it.
She came back.
She's on the trailer for it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:30):
No, Lizzie Kaplan.
Oh.
The black haired girl.
Yeah.
She was in it.
She's been on the I I actually Iguess I haven't I haven't seen
it.
I've seen her on the I've seenher on the press videos, like on
the little stuff.
Yeah, they kept her under wrapsmostly.

SPEAKER_00 (01:00:45):
It's not a secret she's in it, but they're not
putting her in the promos forit.
But she is in it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:49):
That's weird.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:50):
Okay.
I was like, I like I like tothink that I mean, she stepped
in, they can't just ditch her.
That'd be kind of rude.
I didn't know that Redhead was.
Was married to Borat?

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:01):
She was.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:03):
Oh.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:03):
Was.
Who fucked up?
Uh allegedly Borat.
He's like sexually harassed orsomething, Rebel Wilson or
something.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:14):
I don't know why.
Wait, he sexually harassed RebelWilson, so she divorced him?

unknown (01:01:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:21):
Was it fact or alleged?

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:23):
As far as any that's never been proven.
She didn't sue him or anything,so.
So alleged.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:29):
Unless they unless she he cheated on her with Rebel
Wilson.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:33):
Which can be stupid as hell.

unknown (01:01:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:35):
Rebel Wilson wasn't that cute.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:37):
At all.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:39):
Even skinny.

SPEAKER_05 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:41):
Agreed.
I'll take that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:44):
I think that's her.
I mean, she can be pretty funny,but.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:48):
I'm not going to argue that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:49):
She's going to cheat on Isla Fisher.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:51):
But if I'm going to hell is no.
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 (01:01:54):
But if I'm picking, I mean, come on now.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:57):
There is an order of operation.
Yeah.
And uh if you're going to cheat,she needs to be hotter than the
one you're cheating on.
Yeah, when you're talking aboutPim Doss, she's yes.
Come on now.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:11):
Smart jokes for people there.
Smart jokes.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:17):
That's going to be the title of this episode.
Lou.
Dumb as hell when it comes toLord of the Rings.
Smart as hell when it comes tosexual harassment jokes.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:30):
I love you, period.
Do you love me?
Question mark.
Please, please, exclamationpoint.
I want to hold you inparentheses.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:42):
I have no idea what just happened.
I don't which one of us were yousinging that to, Lou?

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:48):
Everybody.
Everybody.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:53):
That's not even really math shit.
That's English shit.
That's great.
Punctuation, man.

SPEAKER_00 (01:02:58):
There's punctuation in math.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:02):
There is.
I mean, an exclamation point isa factoral, so yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:08):
And there's parentheses.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:11):
A lot.
And braces in brackets.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:16):
Now we're just looking at the keyboard.
And there's uh hashtag hash ten.

unknown (01:03:22):
Hashtag.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:23):
Oh, I didn't think about that.
Yeah, huh?
Wait, where's the percent sign?

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:26):
On the top of the five, fucker.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:30):
Oh, you know what?
I'm looking at all the F keysinstead of the numbers.

SPEAKER_00 (01:03:35):
Oh Lord.
Oh Lord.
Lou's like, oh, there's F11 inmath.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:41):
I'm like, that's not I'm like, that's a pick, that's
a speaker volume.
That's mute.
Lou blew out his way.
That's pause.
I don't understand why one ofthem has a son and one of them
has a little sun.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:54):
Brightness.
That's the brightness of thescreen, Lou.

SPEAKER_06 (01:03:58):
You can just push that, it'll do adjust it.
Yeah.
Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:00):
If you push the function button, push the
function button.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:03):
Do I have to can I just push it?
Do I have to shift it?

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:05):
You have to do the function button.
Is there an Fn button on thebottom?
Oh, yeah, there's an FN button.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:14):
Oh, that's not a math button?
Because there's functions inmath.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:19):
That's not the conjunction junction button.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:22):
Oh! That totally worked.
I saw the bar come up in thebottom with the sun.
Then what is F3?
What is that two monitor thing?

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:33):
In case you have two monitors, so you can switch the
screens.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:40):
No, that's not how that works.
You just drag it over to theother screen.
I have I have two monitors.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:44):
I mean, yeah, you could, or you could do it on the
keyboard.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:47):
Yeah.
That's weird.
Okay.
Rewind.
Pause, play, forward.
Mute.
Volume low, volume high.
What's F10?
It says no computer.
Like they're Xing out thecomputer screen.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:03):
Maybe it turns your screen off and you're jerkling
off on that loop.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:06):
Please don't hit that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:09):
Then what's F11?
Must be wake up then?
Yeah, probably.
Because F12 is asleep.
Because I see Z's.
They're snoozing.
Huh.

SPEAKER_03 (01:05:22):
Something to play with after we get done.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:28):
Everybody?
Oh, Lord.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:36):
You're right.
I'm about to push somebody tosee what happens.

SPEAKER_00 (01:05:39):
I mean, you do like pushing buttons, so that's true.
That's true.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:44):
Uh more appropriate if I lick them.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:48):
Lou, you just push my buttons.
You've never attempted to lickmy buttons.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:54):
I don't push your buttons.
What are you talking about?
I'll stay neutral.
I don't bring up politics.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:10):
Fucking St.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:11):
Lou over here.
So how how how was your uh yourfootball days?

SPEAKER_00 (01:06:16):
Oh Jack, you had a game?
Football didn't even happen asfar as I'm concerned.
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:27):
What a game.
The Raiders are so bad, they letthe Cleveland Browns get a
first-time starting quarterbacka win for the first time in 30
years.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:39):
That's what that was.
And it was Shadur Sanders.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:45):
The person they were supposed to have drafted.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:47):
Yep.
Yep, exactly.
Damn Shane.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:53):
And then the defense was so bad to let that happen,
they fired the offensivecoordinator after you.
Yep.
That makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 (01:07:01):
Well, you can't win a game if you don't score.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:06):
I mean if you don't get scored against, you can't
lose.
That's true, too.
Uh so let me get this straight.
The Raiders have no offensiveline, uh, no number one wide
receiver, no quarterback.
But you want to blame theoffensive coordinator on the

(01:07:26):
lack of skill positions.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Hey Chef, you need to make agourmet dinner for 30.
Um, we're not going to give youany groceries.
Nope.
At all.
Oh, by the way, what?
You didn't do anything?
You're fired afterwards.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:46):
Yep.
You sucks.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:47):
Okay, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:48):
And you have an offensive coordinator who
basically has to have a mobilerunning quarterback to be
successful.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:56):
That's usually his style.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:58):
That was how he was successful at Oregon, was by
having a quarterback who couldthrow the ball occasionally but
was basically a runner.
And Gino is not a runner.
And G, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:09):
No, he's a pr he's a pocket quarterback, and if you
have no line that can block fora pocket quarterback, he can't
throw the ball.
Because he's getting sacked.
I mean, come on now.
They had what, 10 sacks?
Record was he, 11?
And they got 10?
I mean, come on now.
What a cruck.
That's the Raiders for you.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:32):
Congratulations on the Giants for still shooting
for that number one shot.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:36):
Oh my god, they almost blew it so badly.
It was like, what is wrong withyou?
They actually look like acompetent team.

unknown (01:08:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:44):
Oh, there's there's another one.
So let me get this straight.
You're up by three with twominutes to go.
You have a chance to kick afield goal to force your
opponent to have to go get atouchdown.
Instead, you go for it on fourthdown after throwing it a couple
of times, so you don't run outthe clock, uh, and you give the

(01:09:05):
Detroit Lions a lot more time.
So what happens?
The coach fucks that up, Lionsgo down, get a field goal
instead of a touchdown that theywould have needed, uh, puts the
game at overtime, and they loseon a 70-yard run.
Uh so instead of firing thecoach, you fire the defensive

(01:09:27):
coordinator.
Yeah.
Instead of the coach who madethe dumbass decision not to kick
the field goal.
Yeah.
But it's the coach's first week.
Second.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:40):
He just learned about football two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_06 (01:09:43):
Clearly.
I'm just like, uh, yeah, no.
Look, if you're trying to beaggressive, you're a
two-in-whatever team, you'retrying to get a win, fine.
But you don't fire the defensivecoordinator after that and
basically throw him under thebus when you're the one that
fucked it up by not kicking thefield.
That's the part that I don'tlike.

(01:10:04):
Obviously, I'm glad they lost.
It helps your draft position.
But but come on now.
You you know how I am.
I'm a football fan first beforemy teams, and that was bad
football.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:16):
Yep.
Uh and what was your thoughts onthe Bears and Steelers game?

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:20):
Expected.
Mason Rudolph is what he is.
Uh, they should have started theOhio State kid.
Um uh the Steelers don't.
If Mason doesn't throw twopicks, Steelers probably win
that game.
Simple as that.
Their defense is still bad.
Don't get me wrong.
Their defense is still horrible.
They gave up 31 points.
Um Caleb Williams.

(01:10:41):
Uh well, Caleb Williams isn'tterrible.
I mean, his problem was thiscoach last year.
You're gonna you're gonna findthat Caleb is going to keep the
Bears in a lot of games for thenext 10 years.
So sorry, Minnesota Vikings.
Uh Caleb Williams versus Jay-ZMcCarthy really isn't a point of
conversation.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:00):
But Max Brosmer might might be.
Time to pro show.
We don't find the bro show.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:07):
But yeah, so that game, that game, Pittsburgh
deserved to lose.
I expected them to lose.
Um I I told y'all what from weekone, I was like, they're a 500
team.
They were gonna end up eight andnine or nine and eight.
They might get lucky because thebecause and and I say this
truthfully, lucky, because theRavens are so bad.

(01:11:28):
The Ravens are not a good team.
And they're the only one thatcan really compete with him for
the division.
The division winner might beeight and nine.
Seriously.
We've had losers uh lose therecords win the divisions
before.
Uh looking at you, Seattle.
Um but but that yeah, the Ravensare just oh, they're they're
awful.
They're not good.

(01:11:48):
And again, Pittsburgh just asbad, if not worse.
They made no moves in the tradedeadline.
If they're like, hey, this isour year, we're gonna try to put
all in.
I'm like, why don't you go get areceiver then?
Because you need one badly.
Um so again, expected.
I wasn't even mad at that game.
I was more mad at the Giantsalmost winning than I was to
Pittsburgh losing.

(01:12:10):
So, you know, whatever.
Uh Chiefs got lucky.
They had no business winningthat game against the Colts.

SPEAKER_00 (01:12:20):
That's not what Facebook says.
It says they're in the hunt, andit's going down now.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:25):
I mean, don't get me wrong.
If the Chiefs remember to runthe ball like they did
yesterday, they are in the hunt.
Their problem is their balance,their pass run balance is so
off.
Um, and that's not how they'vewon in the past.
They've ran the ball in the pastto open up the pass.
You know, they ran the ball toopen up the passing.

(01:12:48):
So, so uh I trust I trust theChiefs more than a lot of teams
out there.
Even though the Chiefs are sixand five, uh I would take the
Chiefs over a lot of teams.
Again, if they get their headsout of their ass and remember
run the ball.
So AFC is so open.

(01:13:10):
I mean, no nobody believes inthe Broncos except Broncos fans.
Uh the Colts are good, butthey've got to learn to put it
together.
Um Buffalo is just soinconsistent, man.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:26):
You know, one of these weeks, Jack, we should
just come on with uh withfucking Broncos gear.
Broncos gear and just make thisa Broncos sports.
And now we're getting Dwaynecalling in from Aurora.
I'll take the question offline.

SPEAKER_00 (01:13:43):
Um, how amazing is is Bonex.
Uh I'll I'll wait.
He's giving me T Bow vibes.
We're we're back in.
The shit's going down.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:56):
I'm not saying he's better than John Elway, but
that's go crazy.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:00):
15 years ago, everybody was T Bowing.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:05):
Now I just am halfway through the third
quarter when I realize that myteam's gonna lose again.
Uh so right now, uh, currentdraft order, we have Tennessee,
uh, we have the Giants, NewOrleans, uh Vegas at number
five.
Hey, I think you moved up fromthe last time we talked about

(01:14:26):
this.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:27):
Get yourself a quarterback.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:28):
Yeah.
Uh Jets at four, Cleveland six,Washington seven, uh Minnesota's
twelve.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:36):
Washington was in the NFC title game last year,
and now they're picking seven.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:40):
They lost six, they have lost six in a row.

SPEAKER_06 (01:14:43):
Shit, man.
I mean, I get it.
They lost their quarterback andblah, blah, blah.
Uh McLaren's been out um for forlike most of the seasons.
I I I get it.
You know, shit happens.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:57):
Um I love that the site, so this is uh coming from
tankathon.com.
If you win the game, theyactually make it red.
So like if you if you're on likea winning streak, it's like in
red bold, but if you're but ifyou're losing, it's like in the
big green, like positive.
Because they're they want likeright.
Uh so yeah, Minnesota's 12,Pittsburgh is 16.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:21):
Um again.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:25):
Yep.
Word.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:32):
So terrible.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:33):
Like, like, it's one of the things where you don't
know what you got with therookie, so fucking play them and
find out.
Yeah.
It's like, no, no, no, we canstill win the division.
And yes, I understand they can,but they're just they're not a
good team.
So it's like it's like if youmiss the playoffs, then you

(01:15:56):
wasted this season.
Simple as that.
You don't know what you got inyour new quarterback, you don't
get a good draft pick, you getnothing.
Good day, sir.

SPEAKER_00 (01:16:07):
You get nothing.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:10):
Uh so according to according to ESPN's big draft
board, which again, I mean,they're not necessarily linking
up teams and players.

SPEAKER_06 (01:16:19):
They're just doing players.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:20):
Um, so for the Giants, the number two uh number
two posit player on the bigboard is Caleb Downs safety from
Ohio State.
Um Dante Moore, quarterback ofOregon.

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:40):
Uh for the Raiders?

unknown (01:16:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:45):
Uh number 12 would be Jramad McCoy, cornerback from
Tennessee.
And for Pittsburgh at 16, MakaiLemon, wide receiver USC.

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:01):
Oh, see, I'd be okay with that.
That that boy, that boy, good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:06):
But I mean, a lot of the I mean, there's gonna be
that, I mean, the first big thefirst draft board six months
before the fucking draft, youknow, like so much of that stuff
is gonna change between now andeven before the end of the year.

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:20):
The the position of the draft order is gonna change.
But if Mikhail Emer went toPittsburgh, and obviously me
being a USC fan, I'd be all overthat shit.
That reminds me, talk aboutcalling it.
I was like, I was like uh whatuh talking to a girl and she's
like, oh, USC in Oregon thisbig.
I'm like, don't get excited.
Uh because she's rooting for USCfor me, the way I root for Texas

(01:17:41):
Tech for her.
Uh I was like, USC's losing thisby 20.
They're not a good team.
Um, and uh, don't get me wrong,their offense can be when
Lincoln Riley isn't fucking itup.
Uh, but their defense ishorrible.
They can't stop the run worth ofshit.
I was like, their underdogs bynine and a half, they'll lose by
almost 20 points.
And sure as shit, 27-42, Ithink, was the final score.

(01:18:06):
Uh lost by 15.
Uh, I was like, USC's not, I waslike, I what I know, what did I
say?
I said Oregon will cover thespread, is what I said.
And I wish I would have bet itbecause I it was like, again, I
watched all the USC games, so Iknow how to play, and I've seen
Oregon play enough, it was like,this is not a good matchup.
Don't be wrong, they they didbetter than anybody expected

(01:18:28):
them to.
They'll beat, they'll beat thethey'll beat the pants off of
UCLA next week and end up 9-3and get a good bowl game.
But until and for the last allfour years of Lincoln Riley, um,
no defense.
And they will never be acontender until they get one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:46):
So offense wins games, defense wins
championships, right?
You got it.
That's not what they say.

SPEAKER_06 (01:18:51):
That is what they say.
And and Makai Lemon really isthat dude.
Uh, so if uh seriously, if hecan make it to Pittsburgh or New
York, he's not a top five pick,so I don't think he'll make it
to New York.
But if he can make it toPittsburgh, I will be very happy
to have DK on one side and Lemonon the other, and the kid from
Ohio State throwing two.

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:12):
So buying jerseys.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:15):
Uh maybe a Franco Harris jersey.
Greg Lloyd.
Yeah.
Yeah, I ain't wearing, I ain'tbuying nobody's jerseys
currently playing.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:25):
I saw a ton of Sanders jerseys at the game this
weekend.
Everybody had one.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:33):
I mean, which is weird to me, because he started
off the four-string quarterback.
Right.
Um, but no, I if I'm buying ajersey, I'm buying a classic 70s
Steelers jersey or 90s jersey.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:45):
Somebody who was with the somebody who was with
the team the whole time and hadhad some sort of uh winning
jersey.
Right.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:52):
Yeah, well, at least most of the time.
Like I have a Jerome Bettisjersey, and he was with the Rams
first.
Uh Heinz Ward, I have hisjersey, so that wouldn't make
sense to me.
Uh I have a rapeless burgerjersey, so that that makes sense
to me.
Um, but on multiple levels.
Uh oh, yeah, of course.
Of course.
Um I I think, I think, I don'tknow, Franco Harris, Mean Joe

(01:20:16):
Green, like somebody from thoseclassic Steelers.
Uh French Fouquet, uh, you know,Lambert, Jack Lambert, Ham, uh,
Lynn Twan, Stalworth.
Like, like, I I Brad Bradshaw'sa tool.
I wouldn't want his jersey.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:31):
Uh he's a good one, yes.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:34):
But yeah, I don't think I could buy a current
Steelers.
Again, just because peoplechange teams so goddamn often.
I'd be mad.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:45):
I uh I was at brunch on Saturday morning for a
friend's birthday, and I wasjust kind of looking at my phone
every little bit, and uh Ilooked so the Notre Dame game
started at noon.
I looked at like I looked atlike 12 15 and I was like, oh

(01:21:05):
like there was like 12 and ahalf minutes left in the first
quarter and it was already 21-0,and I was like, oh shit, okay.
Yeah, like they had 21 pointsbefore the offense went on the
field.
I'm like, okay, I get it.
Syracuse is really bad, but holyshit, I didn't realize they were

(01:21:25):
that bad.

SPEAKER_06 (01:21:26):
Like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:29):
Oh yeah.
Kind of I mean, those are thegames where you kind of feel bad
for like the other team a littlebit.
Like, I mean, it's nice thatyou're when your team is the one
that's blowing the the blowingthe brakes off of somebody else,
but you get to a certain pointwhere you're just kind of like,
okay, like we get it.

(01:21:49):
You guys are really good, andthis other team is not, right?

SPEAKER_06 (01:21:53):
That's when you're in the that's when you're in the
stands yelling, we're gonna getyou when basketball season
starts.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:58):
Yeah, no shit.
No shit.
The fact that they had the factthat their second string
quarterback played the entiresecond half, I was like, like
you kicked your ass on lacrosse.

SPEAKER_00 (01:22:10):
Yeah.
Wait till Rowan season getsaround here.
Go damn.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:16):
Oh, exactly.
But stroke.

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:23):
Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:24):
I was like, Yeah, it was a it wasn't a I don't know.
NFL games were the the the thefirst half of the second half
games, boring AF.
I fell asleep.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah I I woke up in the fourthquarter of a lot of games, was
like, oh, these got exciting.
Like two of them did.
That Eagles Cowboys game, like,where'd that come from?

(01:22:45):
Uh I was like, oh, that's ablowout.
Okay, this oh that's a blowout.
And next thing you know, I'mlike, wow, this is coming down
to the wire.
So but I I did I literally, Iwas just on the couch watching
the games, and next thing youknow, shit, I'm waking up in the
fourth quarter.

SPEAKER_01 (01:22:59):
Sadly, they couldn't have just tied.
No, because we couldn't havethem both lose.
So I did I did switch the kickerout.
I switched him out earlier, Lou.
The San Francisco kicker wasavailable, so I went, okay,
fine, I'll make Lu shut up.

(01:23:19):
I just I don't know.
I looked at my lineups on Sundaymorning and I was like, Cool,
I'm good.
Like, and then I was like, Yeah,I'm like, dang, dude.

SPEAKER_06 (01:23:28):
It's like he's not even starting.
It's like, look, we already gotone person we have to ask pay
his attention.
Come on, Duke, keep up.
Not that it matters, all six ofus make the playoffs, so it
doesn't really matter.
All we're playing for is CD.
And I think I locked a one seedin last week with four weeks to
go, so Jack's A plus draft didnot do that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:23:49):
I did not.

unknown (01:23:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:23:54):
Matter of fact, I think A plus draft took a second
loss to me that yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 (01:23:59):
Old girl had Jameer Gibbs who had 50 points.
I'm like, there's not winning.
I'm not I'm not winning that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:05):
If you had Jameer Gibbs and lost this week, then
you're the rest of your team.
You're you're horrible.
Jameer Gibbs went off.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:10):
There was no way, there was no way I there was no
way I would have put anybody inplay who would even have come
close.
Like right?

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:17):
You maximize your team, you still would have lost.

SPEAKER_01 (01:24:20):
Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:22):
It was funny because when I saw that, I saw her team,
and I saw Jameer Gibbs, I waslike, oh, because it's like you
you had a kicker with no game.
So you could swap any kickerlater.
You could pick a Monday nightkicker if you want to, which is
what you did.
But you could do any of that.
And but once I saw the score, Iwas like, bruh, never mind.
You may as well just keep yourkicker and just use him next
week if you like your kicker.

(01:24:42):
Because Jameer Gibbs, oh my god,that was uh I'm glad I did not
play against them in any of myuh four leagues, five leagues,
so I was happy to see that.

SPEAKER_02 (01:24:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:24:54):
So I didn't even pay attention to the other team
matchups.
I know, I know Old Girl wonagainst Duke.
How did the how did uh againstthe game?

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:05):
Let me take a look.
Pull up my fantasy football inhere right now.

SPEAKER_06 (01:25:07):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Duke's got it.
Uh over Yeah, I didn't I used Idon't didn't even pay attention.

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:14):
It was like Why does it say in progress?
It's not in progress anymore.
Matchup streak.
I don't I want to watcheverything.
I want to see everything.
Um Lou, you beat Jack by 23points.
Like 101 to 124.
That's not bad.
And then Wifey beat uh Newgirlby 25 points, it looks like L E

(01:25:40):
Jack's backup team.

SPEAKER_06 (01:25:47):
Basically, you know if she ain't paying attention.

unknown (01:25:49):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (01:25:49):
I went in there yesterday.
I'm like, give me your phonereal quick for all these games
start.
Let me make sure you're good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:25:57):
Oh, so uh the person who tried to trade like the
whole truck.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:01):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:02):
So this week they tried to do a trade where they
traded uh Patrick or they triedto trade Tez Johnson, Sam
Darnold, and Nick Chubb.
Nick Chubb.
For Patrick Mahomes, KyronWilliams, and CeeDee Lamb.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:18):
Did that get nixed also?

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:20):
Yes, it did.
Yep, it got vetoed.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:24):
How do you not just lock that dude's team down and
you're disqualified?
Right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:27):
I don't know.
Tick Rox, bro.
The guy who is uh thecommissioner is is too nice of a
guy.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:36):
Yeah, red pussy.

SPEAKER_05 (01:26:41):
I mean, seriously.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:43):
You tried it once and was like, ha ha ha, good try
fuck off.
You tried it again.
No, no, your team was locked andyou're done for.

SPEAKER_01 (01:26:51):
Yeah.
Bye-bye.
But now the trade, I think thetrade dead lanes pass, so we're
good.
So but it was Saturday.

SPEAKER_06 (01:26:59):
Oh, whatever the 21st was.

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:01):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:02):
I think.
So yeah, Friday or Saturday withthis.
No, no, third, Thursday,whatever.
Yes.
I think I think I was right thefirst time.
Uh uh before Thursday's game, Ithink, was the deadline.
Yeah.
So good.
No more of that rough ass shit.
Man, that dude, like, seriously.
And then once the season's over,boot him out of the league.
He's not allowed to play.

(01:27:22):
You're doing shit like that.
You don't know, man.
Even in just a fun league, youdon't do stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:27:28):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tick move.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:30):
Yeah, big time.
That would be like like Jack ata wifey's like, okay, trade me
all your top players so I canmaximize my team so I have one
super ticket.
Like, no, you don't, you don'tdo that.
Nope.
Like, there's nothing wrong withyou trading with each other as
long as it's a balanced trade.
It's like, I need a tight end, Ihave two tight ends.
Oh, I need the receiver.
I you have two.
Let's swap.
You know, that makes sense.

(01:27:51):
Right.
But what that dude was doing wasbullshit.
Fleece.

SPEAKER_01 (01:27:56):
Fleecing.

SPEAKER_06 (01:27:57):
Man.
Um.
Don't introduce me to him when Ivisit Portland.
Don't visit.

SPEAKER_01 (01:28:04):
Um, we uh what are you uh what do you go?
What are you guys doing the restof the Thanksgiving weekend?
Do you guys have any plans?
Not a damn thing.

SPEAKER_06 (01:28:14):
I was thinking about that.
I was like, I don't think so.
I mean, now that Blu-ray movieson discount at Walmart ain't a
thing the last five years, Ijust have no interest in going
out.
So that was my fun.
I want to go to Walmart andTarget and get$3 movies with
digital copy.
And now they don't do that.
So it's like, well, I guess I'llavoid all that shit and watch
college football on Saturday andpro football on Sunday.

(01:28:37):
Uh there's a Friday night gamethis week uh as well.
Um so it'll be football Thursdaythrough Sunday.
That's gonna be my that's that'sall I'm really doing.
I I might, you know, look itaround, straighten out some
stuff.
I I don't know.
But there's zero plan.

SPEAKER_00 (01:28:54):
Finish working on the tree.

SPEAKER_06 (01:28:56):
Go watch a movie.

SPEAKER_00 (01:28:57):
Finish working on the tree, get all that shit back
in the garage.
Straighten up a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 (01:29:02):
Uh uh continue binge watching my rewatch of uh Avatar
Last Ember, airbender stuff.
And that way I can get it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:29:16):
So I'll report it on Sunday with how that went.
If they don't have a yippie kayemotherfucker song, then you need
to walk out and get your moneyback.
I'm I they I think they theywill.
I think when he I think thenwhen he's crawling through the
uh the duck work, he just haslike a he just he stands there
and he has a piece of duck andhe's acting like he's crawling

(01:29:38):
through.
Wow.
Acceptable.

SPEAKER_02 (01:29:43):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:29:44):
I mean I I'm kinda uh yeah, I'll I'll let you guys
know.
I'll I I'm I'm looking forwardto it.
My understanding is the pointbreak one is actually supposed
to be like Chef's Kiss.
Oh, yeah.
Well, no, it's better so theypull somebody randomly out of
the audience to play the KeanuReeves part, and they have
somebody walking around withscript pages like so then when

(01:30:07):
they're doing read about that.

SPEAKER_00 (01:30:08):
Oh, you know, I must have been looking up point break
when it was on TV at work theother day, and I think I read
something about that.
That they just randomly getsomebody to play Keanu.

SPEAKER_01 (01:30:16):
Yep.
And then they walk around, theyhave somebody walk around behind
them that has the script withwhat they're supposed to say,
and then they're supposed tolike, ugh.

SPEAKER_02 (01:30:26):
Wow.
I am an FBI agent.

SPEAKER_06 (01:30:34):
There's a movie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:30:36):
Have you ever just shoot your gun in the air?
Have you ever jumped through theair while shooting two guns at
once?
That's hot fuzz.
That's not from Point Bright.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (01:30:49):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:30:52):
Circle back to Edgar Wright.
Yep, full circle.
Boom.
Opened with Ended with it.
Jens?

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:02):
I ain't seen that movie in a couple decades and I
never watched a redo.

SPEAKER_01 (01:31:06):
Of what?
Wait, Point Break.
No, I yeah, there was a remakeof Point Break.
Talk about stuff that isn'tmemorable.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:19):
Well, they're like fucking environmentalists or
stupid shit like that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:25):
It was some leftist crap.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:26):
I didn't watch it.
I'm like, why would you ruin aperfect movie by remaking it?

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:30):
That was the first thing.
There's some movies you justdon't touch, man.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:34):
There was nothing wrong with point break.
And that's why she went on tomake you like Hawk Down or some
shit.
No, Hurt Locker.

SPEAKER_06 (01:31:45):
Hurt Locker.
Yeah, I was gonna say no, it wasHurt Locker.
Because it was Arrow, uh HawkDude.

SPEAKER_00 (01:31:50):
Yeah.
Hawkeye.
At least uh she still makesmovies and like James Cameron.
Ex-husband James Cameron.

SPEAKER_06 (01:32:02):
Uh isn't Avatar coming out next month?

SPEAKER_00 (01:32:05):
That shit doesn't count.
The dude makes one movie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:32:08):
Oh Hayton.
I wish he'd start making movies.
Doesn't he have a movie comingout next month?
No.
Not the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 (01:32:19):
The man made Terminator, Aliens, True Lies,
and all he does is stupid assAvatar.
Have you ever met anybody thatsaid their favorite movie was
Avatar?

SPEAKER_02 (01:32:33):
I think I met another six-year-olds a couple
years ago.
Yeah.
Whoa.

SPEAKER_00 (01:32:40):
They weren't six, they were midgets.

SPEAKER_03 (01:32:46):
They were midgets.

SPEAKER_01 (01:32:51):
Lou was like, I was giving them candy.
I was like, I thought those wereremote for me.

SPEAKER_04 (01:32:59):
Wait, that's a thing.
I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_01 (01:33:05):
You know what it probably is.
You get it for half off Lou.

SPEAKER_05 (01:33:10):
The best price.

SPEAKER_01 (01:33:16):
Alright, gents.
What do you call?
What do you call?
Oh boy.
Nope.
What do you call it?
Alright, guys.
Good fun.

SPEAKER_06 (01:33:21):
Come on now.
I know I know you guys.
I know you guys heard this onebecause I told it last year.
What do you call a clairvoyantmidget that just broke out of
prison?

SPEAKER_01 (01:33:34):
A small medium at large.
What was that?

SPEAKER_06 (01:33:38):
A small medium at large.

SPEAKER_01 (01:33:42):
Oh, Lord.

SPEAKER_00 (01:33:44):
Where's your room shot, Jack?
No, that's like when uh when Iwent to I visited jail and I saw
a little person uh escaping overthe wall.
I was like, oh, that's a littlecondescending.

SPEAKER_01 (01:34:04):
Nope, I got nothing.
I got nothing.

SPEAKER_06 (01:34:12):
With Jack's computer problems, you get you need a
computer to joke.
What do you call a singingcomputer?
Uh Dell.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:33):
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (01:34:34):
Oh jump the shorts.

SPEAKER_03 (01:34:37):
We hit her out even if it shows.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (01:34:41):
This is the part that gets cut out and just put
on the shorts.
Right.
But it's like, no, you guys arestupid.
The shorts.

SPEAKER_04 (01:34:48):
The shorts.
The jokes continue.

SPEAKER_06 (01:34:56):
Oh man.
Oh, do you guys what was that?
Do you guys check out the newsthe other day where that one um
that English teacher that wentto jail?
Yeah, she she got a fullsentence.

SPEAKER_01 (01:35:14):
How do sharp people greet each other?
They microwave.

SPEAKER_05 (01:35:23):
Oh my god, that's good.

SPEAKER_03 (01:35:25):
He's got midget jokes.

SPEAKER_04 (01:35:30):
Oh my god.
That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 (01:35:33):
I just played miniature golf with a short
person, but he just called itgolf.
Oh you're so short that when itrains, you're the last to know.

SPEAKER_06 (01:35:53):
Those fuckers are tall if you measure from the
ceiling.

SPEAKER_01 (01:36:00):
Be careful, the little guy might just jump up
and push you in the knee.

SPEAKER_05 (01:36:05):
I need you.

SPEAKER_06 (01:36:10):
Other than that, y'all, I got I got nothing.
It'll just be like I I might Iseriously might go watch
Predator again tomorrow.
And and then again, Wednesdaywill be quiet.
Um thought I had maybe somebodywent on too.

SPEAKER_01 (01:36:24):
Alright, this one's for Lou.
I'm not it's not that I'm short,I simply have am built for speed
and accuracy.

SPEAKER_03 (01:36:36):
I'm so funny.

SPEAKER_06 (01:36:44):
Nah, me.

SPEAKER_01 (01:36:46):
You know you're short when your shoelaces hit
you in the head.
Wow.

SPEAKER_06 (01:36:55):
Okay, uh, time for me to go eat.

SPEAKER_01 (01:36:57):
Have a good Thanksgiving, guys.

SPEAKER_06 (01:36:59):
Enjoy for those, if except for our foreign people
who don't celebrateThanksgiving, then we don't we
don't want to offend you.
Instead, pushing on you.

SPEAKER_01 (01:37:09):
Enjoy going to work.
You guys enjoy yeah, enjoyThursday.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:13):
There you go.
While we're eating.
Enjoy this Thursday holiday?
Like Wednesday's hump day.
What's Thursday?
Turkey Day?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:22):
No, just in general.

SPEAKER_01 (01:37:23):
Friday Eve.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:24):
Wednesday is Friday Friday Eve.

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:27):
Wednesday's hunt day.
Refractory day.
That's what we'll call it.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:32):
And then on Friday, you're ready to bust out of
here.

SPEAKER_06 (01:37:37):
Bust out he said.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:43):
Oh we are hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 (01:37:47):
And then Lou's favorite holiday after
Thanksgiving is uh Black Friday.
So happy Black Friday for thosethat celebrate.

SPEAKER_05 (01:37:54):
My own holiday.

SPEAKER_00 (01:37:57):
Outside of February.

SPEAKER_01 (01:37:59):
Outside of February.
And June.
All right, we need to go nowbefore we get in trouble.

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