Unplugged: Three Friends and Their Unfiltered Takes

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We delay and lose Dick sucking.
Yeah, that's what I was goingto pick up.
Three dudes talk about dicksucking.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh, and we got our first strike.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
On YouTube, as long as it's corrected, three dudes
talk about their dicks gettingsucked by women.
Well, this one anyway, I don'tbug you too, I will call you
guys out.
It's fine.
No, it's not.
By this dude I downloaded someintros for us.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So I got one for Duke .
So I'll say hey, duke, hold on,I didn't click the right button
.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You should have said pause, there, we go, alright,
hey.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hello there.
And then I got one for Lou.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
You should have said pause.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Here we go, all right , hey, hello there what's up?
And then I got one for Lou.
What's good, nuka, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
What is really going on.
Wait, where's yours?
I'll get one Actually.
No, you know what Hold up Sinceyesterday, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
My little soda pop.
You're all I can think of Everydrop I drink of.
You're my soda pop, my littlesoda pop.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
The song about soda.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I like how we get I get two words, lou gets five
words and Jack gets a fuckingintro song like he's a fucking
wrestler.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Are you right now on a motorcycle?
I would have done the fireworks.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hell to the no.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, I guess we can open with that.
So how was your week, guys?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
How was K-pop?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
It was actually good.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The animation was good.
It's like a Spider-Verse kindof animation.
So the animation's good.
The songs were catchy as hellSoda Pop's, not even my favorite
one and the story was good.
It was actually a good movie.
Forget all the little kids andmaking it all popular and shit.
It was actually a good movie.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is this your first true exposure to K-Pop?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
You got two sequels coming, just so you know.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, I've heard I'm not purposely listening to K-Pop
, but no, honestly it was kindof like Equestria Girls, like
teenage girls singing and allthat, that's what.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
I figured it would be like.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was actually really well done.
You would not be amiss bywatching it, especially since
it's just on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'd probably okay giving it a shot, but to ask the
end of it, you know I'm nottrying to, like I don't know,
dress up for Halloween, so youwatched it.
No Zero chance.
He's a character that I wouldrelate to the man had abs and
his name was.
Abby.
And he was gay as fuck too, Ithink.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Demons aren't gay Demons aren't gay they just fuck
everybody yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
That makes them gay if they fuck everybody.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
No, gay means that you're picking one over the
other.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
No, you could be gay at this moment and straight the
next, and then bi after that.
What if you're getting a?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
finger like Chinese finger cuffed.
Does that make you gay andstraight at the same time?
It?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
makes you gay bi whatever.
You gotta understand.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
What if a guy is sucking your dick, but a girl is
shoving her fingers in your ass?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's not gay.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, lou's just covering his face Wait, wait,
wait.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, no, I've been there I was like, let me picture
, okay, no, that's not gay.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Old girl's going to be like, so I made it through
the first five minutes of thepodcast and we have some stuff
to talk about.
Who's the girl?
We all know who the guy was, soit's fine.
Only a handful of choices, mc.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Chalamet.
Only a handful of choices.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But no really, if you're, you wouldn't be a miss
watching it honestly, it wasentertaining as heck, certainly
not opposed to watching it.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I wasn't going to make an effort to go out of my
way when I've got Star Trekepisodes to watch.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I have 25-year-old Star Trek episodes to watch.
Jack Bump, your brakes on thefucking cable.
I don't need new shit.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm pretty sure they're 28-year-old episodes, so
whatever Exaggerate you, goright ahead.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
And it looks like for the person coming to Rose City
Comic Con.
She doesn't have autographs upyet, just photos, so when she
puts the autographs up I'll letyou know she was my favorite of
the girls.
If she's autographing on Friday.
I got you family.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I was going to say is Jack going to need one?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
She was my favorite one, the one with the pink hair.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well, and that is why he screenshotted the thing I
sent him like a week ago.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, I know right, I was like, uh, Yep, yep, I did
the same thing, bro.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
I was like Jack, you're a little behind on this
one.
Oh man Jack telling mesomething about something I
already told him about before.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Don't be paying attention.
I didn't care until yesterday.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I didn't care.
Yeah, exactly, I didn't careuntil yesterday.
I didn't care.
Yeah, exactly, I didn't care.
I think the youngest one wantsto dress up, as I guess some
girl had a yellow jacket, roomieWith some white boots.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I think she was the lead singer with the purple hair
.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, I'm all like you want to put this child, an
eight-year-old child, in thisbare midriff-ass outfit.
I'm like hell no, but whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Get her a white undershirt, so her midriff isn't
there, but it's still white.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I mean, I suppose that would be the great
compromise, I think that wouldbe the great uh exception, or it
was a compromise.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
I think that would be .
That would be workable oh yeah,but it's like.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
So we're gonna specialize an eight-year-old,
fantastic, great job uh I meanso you know, we'll see if that's
what they want to do.
Look if bare midges are sexualto you, then that's you I
wouldn't do it for aneight-year-old, but it ain't my
kid do you?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
just aren't sexual.
It's how you look at them, sir.
If you're looking at an eight,year old they're sexual.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
You're like yeah bruh , no, I saw your ass in a pink
or white little bear midriffpink uh yeah, a few years ago,
oh yeah right now.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
That is still sexual and sometimes because that's,
that's what he.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean, it's jack.
He can't not be sexual.
That's the problem.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I mean I'm just saying but I see Bear Midriff, I
think of Jack and you know,sometimes that's what it takes
to get there, but whatever, ohyeah, looks at eight year old.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
She had a hairy belly .

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Man, she was six foot three with a hairy belly.
It would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
And now, all of a sudden, chris.
Hansen, here We'd like to talkto you Lou have a seat.
Why do you have a 12-pack and adozen roses?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
We were just going to play video games.
We were going to play videogames.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
It was.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We were going to play some.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Carcassonne, it would not be a dozen roses.
It wrote flowers dies.
Why am I going to buy flowers?
That's pretty, but Carcassonneis probably as you.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I met her at Carcassonne.
She said she was 18.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Settlers of Catan, one of the two.
We're going to settle onsomething that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
She wanted, she wanted to play ticket to ride
and I went, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I thought it was a different game.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I don't understand the thing that these kids talk
about.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, I wasn't Riz on the cab that we were bussing on
.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I was like he's missing some letters there, sir.
Oh my goodness, I was like he'smissing some letters there, sir
.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh shit, alright.
So you enjoyed it and all thegroup you went with All enjoyed
it.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I was hoping that there would be more singing,
though, like just from everybodyin general, but they really
weren't.
There were some kids that gotlike the Slacker tickets, like
at the very front.
They actually got up and dancedand sang a little bit.
I heard my little one singing.
We put the teenagers behind usso they might have been, but I
was sitting next to the littleone.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
I heard her singing is this one of those movies
that's gonna have legs and isgonna be in the theaters for
like six months because it'sjust going to have a steady
trickle of people watching it?
I don't think so new people.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's more of an event thing because it's a sing-along
, because they only put thewords up during the songs oh
okay.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh so this wasn't the first time it came out, it's on
netflix.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's been on netflix for like a month oh yeah, it's
been on netflix for months.
I don't pay for anysubscription services, no it's
like a month or so ago it wasbefore Comic-Con and my little
one's like you gotta watch this.
I'm like why are you watchingK-pop?
Demon Art, what the fuck isthat?
Is this even age-appropriate?
She's like no, it's good.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I like it.
Oh, now you worry about that.
Not when it comes to a movietitle.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're like whoa whoa and then the older one watched
it, and by the time we got tocomic-con they knew all about it
.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
So was there a presence at comic-con everywhere
?
Oh god, that's what I wassaying last week okay, yeah that
.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
That's what old girl had to get her two daughters
like.
She's probably spent fourhundred dollars on prints just
for prints and yeah, theyainsand stickers and all kinds of
shit.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Just from that, you guys are both going to be poor
as shit.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Thankfully I don't have to buy any Labubas, because
the Mitch's always sold out andI don't try hard enough to get
them.
So fuck a Labuba.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Did you complete your set of?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
TNT, not for lack of trying.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Really Still not 11, huh.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Never forget.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Never forget the new Wednesday, jack's.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Missing.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Never forget.
Damn shame.
I guess I'm getting chickennuggets tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, no shit.
I guess I'll have to be buzzingby Burger King on the way home.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Please go by.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
McDonald's.
I'd be weird if I was at BurgerKing, like the way home.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Please go by McDonald's.
I'd be weird if I was at BurgerKing Like, hey, do you guys
have the TMNT?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Hello Kitty toys, you get it your way, but not when
it comes to the Happy Meal toys.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sir, this is a Burger King, Ah shit.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Man, in that case you never frosted?
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Can I get a Coke Slushie?
Thank you.
Can I get a Famous Star please?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Wait, they actually have Coke slushies there, they
do.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And their ice cream machine always works.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
You know, I know that's the joke, but I haven't
been to a McDonald's in a longtime with a broken ice cream
machine.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Last week or the week before I went to the brand new
McDonald's by work, I did amobile order for my Happy Meals
and a s'mores Frosty.
I pulled up to the window theywere pulling the ice cream
machine from the wall so theycould unplug that bitch Just
opened.
Brand new McDonald's and assoon as I get up to get my order

(11:22):
.
I'm like sorry, sir, our icecream machine's broken.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
They opened up last week.
Was it last week?
Yeah, Wednesday I think thefirst In-N-Out in Washington
opened People out there fucking18 hours before it opens in line
.
They talked to the first guy inline.
He was like I was actually thesecond guy in line, but the guy
who was first had to go and dosome stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
So guess who's first in line now.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I'm like I don't know if that's something you should
be proud about.
They were talking to some18-year-old and he was like, oh
my God, I've waited my wholelife for this.
I'm like really You've waitedyour whole life for a fucking In
like in and out.
I mean it's okay, but it's notthe fucking end, all yeah we

(12:10):
didn't even do 18 hours.
We didn't even do 18 hours forepisode 1.
We did like 10 hours and thatwas pushing it let's see, we
went right after war.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I got off at 5 and went right to a theater and
theater was like a half mileaway.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
We used to go by the Hollywood, the Manchini's
theater, and make fun of theidiots in line.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like all those nerds camping out Losers yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
But that's because we've been elitist.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Star Wars fans our entire life.
We're better than everybodyelse.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Yeah, but that had nothing to do with being Star
Wars fans.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
We're just better than everybody else.
But it really comes out.
When it comes to the Star Wars,nobody can beat us at trivia.
There's this mentality that wehave we wouldn't waste money on
a Stormtrooper outfit.
Those guys are dicks anyways.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Certainly not the 501st apples.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
It'd be fine if all they did was the charity work,
but but then you talk to them.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
They're like well, I'm in the 501st, it's the
charity work.
I get to be in front of theline Because I have a weird
biker vest on.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
And I got super like.
The thing that really pissed meoff about them was when they uh
they changed like theiruniforming rules.
I think we talked about this atone point, maybe during a
podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
When we were at a celebration or comic-con last
year, when we were sittingthrough all the star wars panels
, one of them was a 501st andthey were talking about their
uniforming rules.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Well then, they had like the trivia.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It used to be that if , like, it was approved for, if
it was like, if, like, lou had aset of armor that was approved,
it used to be likegrandfathered in, so if I like
bought it from him, it wouldtransfer over.
But then they changed it towhere it's like if Lou had a set
of armor that was grandfatheredin, but then, like I bought it
from him, like if it didn't meettheir whatever their random

(14:08):
fucking standard was at thattime, like, even though Lou was
in the five, oh first, like Iwouldn't, it wouldn't be make me
approved to be in it, orwhatever Like, which makes no
sense.
Go fuck yourselves.
Like star Wars is inclusive,unless you want to fucking put
guardrails on right I don't knowWhatever.

(14:32):
Sorry, tangent, we're back.
Let's talk about K-pop demonhunters.
So I guess is this the firstthing of it, or is it something
that's been around for a while.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
It's a movie Sony made and they're like fuck this
shit, nobody's going to like it.
So they gave it to Netflix andnow Sony's like god damn it.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I thought Paramount was the only one that did that.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So I said, no, this isn't good enough.
And now look at them.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Especially if it's the same type of animation as
the Spider-Verse movies.
Both of those did really wellin the theater, so I'm not sure
why you would.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
They did well because the story was good, not because
of the animation, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
But I'm saying but it goes back to the argument about
the pre-existing IP.
Right, they didn't want to havean original IP, they didn't
want to take the chance onreleasing something, something
original, right likespider-man's already been
established in that type ofstuff.
But the fact that it was thesame type of animation, I'm like
at least that gives itsomething you can you have

(15:35):
something that you can build offof your people have already
done this a couple times.
This isn't like a whole newtype of animation that nobody's
seen before.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Right, I have faith in it.
I mean, it's called k-pop demonhunters.
Who's going to watch that?
Honestly?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
obviously a lot of people.
So, like you know, right place,right time, right I mean
because there's kind of a.
I mean like, if you think aboutit, that type of stuff is,
there's's a huge void of it forupper-age, lower upper-age
pre-teens.
I guess there's not a whole lotout there to market for them.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
With my Little Pony off the market.
Yeah, I left the void.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
My Little Pony was better though.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, these 8-18-year-olds, yeah, these
8-18-year-olds, yeah, these8-18-year-olds kind of love it,
so let them have it.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I do think it's weird that they're pushing these
weird combinations I've beenseeing in my news feed lately.
I don't know what company it is, but there's some company who's
doing this.
It's like He-Man, Transformersor something like that, and I'm
like He-Man will fucking comeout these days.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
He-Man is fucking Thundercats right now.
I saw He-Man Lion-O at fuckingTarget yesterday.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
That doesn't even make any sense.
No, he tore the shit out of theLion-O.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
It looks okay, but they got He-Man Ninja Turtles.
They got He-Man Stranger Things.
He-man Ninja Turtles, they gotHe-Man Stranger Things.
He-man Transformers.
Wouldn't surprise me.
They're making the movie.
Yeah, I mean He-Man's takingoff.
Good for them, because He-Manwas a shit, so hopefully the
movie's decent, yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
He was until Kevin Smith.
It's still good, hayden.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Hayden.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Oh, you got to play his intro when he's hating.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
That was not good.
It's like She-Ra.
Are you going to tell me thatnew She-Ra?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
was good too.
I don't watch girl stuff, lou,I only watch stuff for boys.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I believe you.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
My little soda pop.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
You're all I can think of Every hour I drink.
I believe you.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
They're really a song about soda it's not about soda,
it's about a girl dummy, comeon it sounds like you're my
little soda pop.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I want to take a sip of you.
It's a whole thing in the movie.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
And they're promoting this to preteens.
This sexuality is going all out, you're mad about Cracker
Barrel too, aren't you?
What?
Yes, what is wrong with thatbullshit?
We're going to mess up aclassic sign why.
What's wrong with it?
What was wrong with theoriginal?
How?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
many times have you gone to Crackle Barrel in the
last year, Lou?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Two.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
That's two more than most of America, and that's why
they're rebranding everything.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Depends on where you are.
They don't need to make it lookall futuristic and crap that
whole.
You know out there whittlingwood on the deck type stuff.
That was a good vibe.
Go out there to a littlecountry store, buy some Hydrox,
because fuck Nabisco and theysell Hydrox there, and then you

(18:56):
can go chill on the rockingchair while you're waiting for
your turn to go get the Saturdaynight special pork chops, time
two.
I mean.
Come on now.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Do they still have the pork chops time two?
I mean, come on now.
Do they still have?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
the pork chops.
Time two yeah, Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Okay, well then your food's still there.
The building didn't change.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Do you think it's just about the food and the
ambiance means nothing?
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, I don't.
I just go for the food, I don'tcare.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I've never actually even been to a track and rail.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Man.
I mean, to me it's more of awhat was the point.
It's like the Land O'Lakes,because that shit was racist.
What was the point?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
It was too.
It's like Aunt Jemima and UncleBen.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Mrs Butterworth, None of that was racist either
You're celebrating othercultures.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You're culturally appropriating.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
You're celebrating other cultures.
You're culturally appropriating, you're celebrating other
cultures.
And, to go further, here's howwe're going to celebrate we're
going to get rid of all theculture that seems very
celebratory.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
To be fair, we wouldn't have gotten that
amazing Dave Chappelle SNLsketch had they not taken away
Andrew Maima, though, justsaying.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
I don't think I see it.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I think you would actually enjoy it.
I know you.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Funny is funny.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
He doesn't like political SNL.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
He likes SNL, it's just not political.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Unless it's funny.
Yeah, and most of theirpolitical SNL is not funny.
Back when Tina Fey Was thereand they were doing All the
Alaska Girl stuff, that wasfunny.
It was still political.
I don't care, snl can dowhatever, just be funny.
They just haven't been funny ina long time.
That's SNL stuff.
When you got somebody who sendsyou a video and it's like oh,

(20:38):
this one time a week, this onetime a month, they're funny,
it's been great, they're justnot funny as often anymore.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
How have your sense?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
of humor changed Lou.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I've been feeling loose.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I've been feeling loose.
Sense of humor hasn't changedsince the 40s.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Back when he was in Okinawa.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Right before I took that hop to New Jersey Just for
the record Okinawa in the 40stough times in the mid 40s Real
hot and bright, so hot.
Lots of immigration coming overfrom the other, from the

(21:20):
mainland.
Yeah, yeah, that's Southern tip.
Yeah, we had a lot of peoplemoving in to Okinawa after that.
It was really weird.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I didn't do anything else this week, I just worked.
That's all they do is work.
What did?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
I do Work.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Wife broke her knee Ish.
No, she was getting out of thecar and her knee popped because
we're all fucking old now.
Oh snap.
So that's been happening to hersince she was a teenager and
usually it goes away in a couplehours.
Right, it has not gone away.
She's on a cane.
I call her cuz now becauseshe's a crip.

(22:00):
It's fucking hilarious.
She hates it.
I think it's funny.
You put a tennis ball on theend of the cane.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, that's the walk-on.
Yeah, she got one of the onesthe big ones?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
No, then you'll fall With the big feet on it like
multi-directional, so you can dothat.
Michael Jackson tilt.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, and
this is what you've been waitingfor.
This is why you've been waiting.
You've been waiting 30 yearsfor this day to just be able to
clown on her all the time, heyKrip.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Krip.
When's the other guy be ready?
Shit, I need to learn how tothrow up the blood hand signs.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I need to learn how to throw up the blood hand signs
, and then my hands will becrippled.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I don't even know if they are Crippled.
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Man.
Three weeks into the schoolyear and she's already knocked
out.
Why couldn't you wait until yougot out of the car and into the
parking lot and then hurtyourself?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
At least let somebody hit you, and then at least you
get some money out of it.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Well, you can always blame the parking lot If it
hasn't been resurfaced.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
She has to be honest.
That's probably where my oldestgets it from.
Bitches can't lie, unfortunate.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Horrible.
It was a quiet week here.
Peacemaker Jack, you watchPeacemaker.
That show is hilarious Hi.
Lou, you're waiting to binge it, right?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
No, I'll watch it.
No, I did not.
I was waiting For a company,because somebody will get mad if
I watch it.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
She loves her from John Cena.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
And she only got back here like A few hours ago.
No time to watch when I've gota fantasy draft.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
A penis-y draft.
How'd your fantasy draft go?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, I had an auction draft which.
I do not like, but whatever Idon't hate it.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
How does that even work, is it?
A legit auction, like you'reholding up signs and shit and
you've got to pay for them.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Well, with Yahoo, no, you just go into the chat.
Well, the way the feature is,there's a box and let's say the
three of us, or let's just sayit's just the three of us, and
we have a budget.
You have to fill all 15 of yourspots.
You have a $200 budget to do so.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Not real money, though, right.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Or is it real money?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's whatever you choose.
Yahoo defaults at $200.
Our faults of 200?
Uh, our league is 250.
So and then it's a keeperleague on top of that, which we
did this morning.
This morning we picked thethree guys we want to keep from
last year.
Oh, that's cool, and there's acut and there's a cost to keep
them.
But then tonight was the actual.
Okay, I nominate, you know pick, pick a player, you know

(24:59):
patrick, patrick mahomes.
And then it's like one dollarand jack two dollars, three
dollars, four dollars, fivedollars, and it goes back and
forth and go finally, okay,fourteen dollars for patrick
mahomes.
And then the 10 second clockcomes down on y'all and the
monster bent down and said Ineed about three fifty and

(25:22):
that's what some of theseplayers went for I need about
three fitting.
That's what some of theseplayers went for Three fitting.
But yeah, that's it.
But it takes it a while becausewe got 10 players trying to
fill 12 slots roughly 12 slotsper players because you kept
three, so you got 12.
So each person has to.
So you're doing this 120 times,you're bidding, you know.
So it's like, oh my God, but Igot done early, I was done with

(25:47):
my 15 players before some peoplehad 8.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Listen all 250 on Patrick.
Mahomes I'm out Shit.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, minus the $14, because you've got to have at
least $1 for every slot.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
So yeah, I could only go to I just don't understand
why you have a draft at thatpoint, Right Like Just go
through the top 100 players.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
No, because you have your favorites.
But it's not just that.
You value a player more than Ivalue a player, so you want him,
you pay more for him, but therest of your team might suck.
You might put $80 on JustinJefferson, partly because he's
good, partly because he's aViking.
He's only worth $50 to me, butyou'll drop $80 on him Exactly.

(26:34):
Or if you're Jax White, you'regoing to have a whole team full
of Raiders and it's going tocost you your entire damn budget
.
Or me with a bunch of Steelers,I don't know.
They don't have any playersthat are worth a damn to me.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
The Steelers are mid no cap For real.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
There is value for the auction draft.
It's like number one pick.
I don't know who it is thisyear.
Let's just say Saquon Barkley.
Okay, he's averaging going for$60.
But to you he might be, $100.
And that makes it interesting.
For the rest.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Now you've got to balance the rest of your Buy
some scrubs here and there.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
It does take some thought.
It's kind of cool.
Again, I don't prefer it, butnot to the point where, oh,
you're switching our league toauction, I'm out, it's not that
bad.
I switching our league toauction, I'm out, it's not that
bad.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I mean I like the idea of the Keeper League, but
Keeper is my favorite.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I like the Keeper over the auction part of it.
But for us the way the Keeperworks is you can only keep a
player three consecutive, likethree times.
So if I drafted him this year Ican keep him three more times,
but the price goes up.
So let's say I drafted somebody, some rookie, this year and I
got him for $8 because I'mtaking a flyer on something the

(27:49):
next year.
It goes up like $5 plus 10% andthat's what it takes to keep
him the next year $10 plus 10%,whatever the rules are.
But if you get somebody who'scheap but he turns out to be an
ace, you will pay them right 20bucks thanks here, 30 bucks here
, 40 bucks here after that, andthen you have to let him go back
to the wild after three years.

(28:10):
So the way it works is we havetwo keepers and restricted free
agent.
So you keep your your twokeepers that you choose based
off of the spreadsheet, and thenthe rest of your squad from
last year.
You throw out a guy like for meI threw out like I don't know,
jonathan taylor, um, and it waslike all right, everybody else
gets a bit on them and then Iget to choose about I used to

(28:31):
buy all the tiger beats with himon it, so no, nope, nope that
was jonathan taylor thomas not,not the same oh wrong, yeah, so
close, glad I'm in the middle toexplain this to both of you.
So everybody's on the same page.
I was not there, it was likethe fuck, are you Simba?
Simba.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
We always have to find a Simba when we do Hakuna.
Matata.
Nobody ever wants to be Simba.
People love being.
Of course I'm Boomba.
There's always somebody whowants to be Simba.
People love being.
I mean, of course I'm Pumbaa.
There's always somebody whowants to be Timon, but nobody
ever wants to be.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
I want Simba on that song.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Alright, when you come and visit Lou.
We go to karaoke.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
No, we go to karaoke in Hollywood bro.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
There's three of us.
I'll be Simba.
Fuck it, yeah, alright.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Right after we do uh who's Pumbaa?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Hi, duke.
Okay, then you're Timon, areyou?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
going to be Simba.
Oh, cause Lou's going to be.
Simba yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Done.
Now anyone of y'all to be Nala?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, I'll have Ogre with us.
It's fine, yeah, to be Nala, nowe'll have Ogre with us.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yeah, Ogre will be with us, oh yeah she can be.
Nala, yeah, then you guys canbe all nasty and make it
everybody throw up after at theend.
I mean, come on now, she had,you know Disney, she had them
fucking buckly eyes when she wasplaying.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Jack and I will have to Rochambeau for who's going to
be Jasmine and who's going tobe Aladdin, though.
I got Aladdin so I can bebehind you and hold your tits.
Guess I should be in the queuefor that then, so I can have
that done by the time we hangout.
We'll get kicked out of therewe did go to karaoke on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Disney songs the whole night on Thursday.
That would be so funny.
All we did was Disney songs.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
So there's a karaoke.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
What did you sing on Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
So there's a private, like a place where you can rent
private rooms to do karaoke, oh, one of those.
Yeah, I think it's similar tohow they have it in the Far East
, japan and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
In the Orient.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
In the Orient, yeah.
The Far East, yeah.
Give me one second, I will.
Let's see History Nope, oh,look at this.
Let's see.
I sang Sugar by System of aDown.

(31:12):
That's a good song.
Wrecking Ball by Miley oh myGod.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I do a really good job of that.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
By the way, it's funny.
There have been people who havebeen in our karaoke group who
will put that in and everyone'slike, no, that's Duke's song.
Sorry, sorry, you've got topick something else.
Firewater, bird, gold on theCeiling.
Hakuna Matata, malibu by Hulland then House of the Rising Sun

(31:44):
by the Animals is what Istarted off with.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Isn't it Eric Byrne?
And the Animals?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
This one.
They just say the Animals, butyou're probably right.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
No, it may be the Animals.
They switched so many timesLike fucking John Melligan.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
The Cougarar.
The problem is that I don'thave a good voice For singing.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Karaoke is Japanese for the tone deaf, so it's fine
yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
But so yeah.
But then being in a room with abunch of people who can't
actually sing is kind of likeunnerving, because usually it's
just my friends and a couple ofthem can sing pretty good, but
for the most part everyone'sjust there to have fun.
But when you're with a group ofpeople who actually can like,
have good voices and are in tune, you're like oh OK, but I guess

(32:37):
it was care about that stuff.
It was good, though I though Imean again, it's good to be in a
room with people who actuallylike work on it, right, or have
worked on it in the past, rightso but it was a much different
group than I normally go with.
It's it's not my the norm, mynormal karaoke group.
Um, uh, this was.
I went to like a house party, acouple, I don't know, I guess

(32:58):
it's been a month ago.
I'm tangentially in that group,it's because I'm a friend of a
friend type of thing, and I wasthere and the host was like you
like karaoke, right, and I go,yeah, and she's like you should
set up a karaoke party for thisgroup of people that is here
right now.
And I was like Okay, so thegroup that I went with was a

(33:21):
much different group than like Inormally invite to these things
because it wasn't my group thathappens to me.
They were fun all the time Ifeel like orgy's right.
All right, let's set up allthese people, I'm like yep and
you're like, but hey, that's thebest way to get to know someone
.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
That's how you get to know somebody from the
blindfold and feel yourself wayaround.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Greg, steve, these balls?
No, I don't recognize theseballs.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Who's this?
Hang on Lou.
Hang on, hang on Lou.
People not watching the YouTubeversion are not going to get
that joke at all.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Nope At all.
Y'all need to switch over.
Put the video on.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Nope, nope, you don't need to.
But Saturday was my friend'sbirthday party, so we went out
on the river.
They rented a pontoon boat, sowe were out on the river the
whole day.
It was like 98 degrees.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Wait time out.
Are there pontoons that aren'tboats?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's what they have in the main old saloon, so you
spit your tobacco in it.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Yeah, but that makes sense, because that's the noise
it makes when you spit.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yes, you didn't watch Looney Tunes it does.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Every cartoon.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
I've seen they make that sound.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I would be so sad if I went to a ghost town or
something and somebody spit inone and did not make that sound,
I was just like, okay, we canleave.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Ew, gross.
No, no, no, that's not thenoise it's supposed to make damn
it.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
It looks funny.
Lie to me, bring me Mel Blanc.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Right, where is?

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Frisbee Lee?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Are there pontoons on our boats.
That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Well, he said it was a pontoon boat so I'm like, oh,
I'm about to get you to here.
There's something that's notLou.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
I was trying to be thorough, so.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Well no, I'm serious, I thorough so.
Well, no, I'm serious, I'm noteven fucking with y'all.
I don't know if there's apontoon that's not a boat.
I was like, oh, I'm about tolearn, the pontoon that's not a
boat.
He specifically said pontoonboat, so I have to imagine
there's a pontoon, not a boat.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
No, they all look like boats.
I'm like what Google searchsays about it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Google search says they're all boats, but there's
regular boats.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
So pontoon boats are different than regular boats.
So he was just clarifying.
Yeah, but pontoon by itself.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah, but pontoon is a boat.
Oh, that's a good point.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Some people may not know what a pontoon is Alright,
sir.
I was just adding the noun atthe end of.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
So duke is Well technically.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's like when you order a chai tea Like, okay, you
want a TT.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Ugh another one.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
And a venti at that.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I need to go to the ATM machine.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, the ATM machine Automatic teller machine, the
NFL League, the NFL Leaguespokesman?
Nope, just NFL spokesman.
We're good Anyway.
Now we're just going to spendthe next hour, pissing Lou off

(36:37):
with our redundancies, with allthese, yeah, with our broken.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
English language.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Now we're just going to spend the next hour pissing
Lou off with our redundancies.
Yeah, with our broken Englishlanguage, our broken American
language.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
There's been several.
There's been several times wheneven today there was the, he
ended in a sentence with apreposition.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
The best is when his camera actually does freeze.
I think what he's actuallydoing is he's just wiggling the
USB cable for his camera when hewants to.
He's like hang on.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
It doesn't have to try.
It does it automaticallybecause it's such a loose fit
over here.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
That's what she said.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
After a while yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
After we use Brutus.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Guys, you brought the garden hose to the orgy.
Oh no, that's just Lou.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
But if you go around in circles after you stretched
it out, you can still hit theramp.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Lou, you're like a spirograph.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
And that, folks was my first orgy, but it wouldn't
be my last.
You're probably wondering howwe got here.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
So all right so, jack and I, can.
Place a bet real quick.
So for Peacemaker, is Lou goingto be pissed off About the
retcons?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I think he will.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
If the retcons are done to fit in the current what
is it?
James Gunniverse DCU.
If they're doing that, I'mprobably going to be fine with
it.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Plus it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I watched it and I was like only in previously on
Peacemaker.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Think about Peacemaker.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Oh well, that makes sense.
The end, the end of the finale,it has to be Recon.
But then they also there wassome they actually I think they
did a pretty decent job of thesubtle.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay Alright, but it was very enjoyable.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Anything that Changed to fit to the current universe.
I'm going to ignore all that.
Like I think, blue Beetle Isstill supposed to be part of
this particular universe.
It was like one of the few, Oneof the one or two that was
allowed.
But if they needed to do sometweaks to that again, I'd be
fine.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
So it'll be a Blue Beetle version 1.2?
.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
I don't think it's the same movie, except for it
has Peacemaker in it.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
The five references yeah, exactly, it has,
peacemaker in it and the otherfour references too.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Yep and maybe some involvement of ICE in there to
make it more realistic.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Maybe ICE doesn't exist in the DCEU, except that
the Fortress of Solitude Seethat immigrant actually goes to
ICE on purpose.
Yeah, repeatedly, he loves it.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Well, he's white, so he's trying to follow the rules.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Sort of like Canadians.
They're scared of ice.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
What rules are Canadians trying to follow?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Canadian rules.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
A what's that on the boot Maple?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
syrup?
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Some poutine on the pontoon Tim.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Hortons there you go.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
This is like.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
What Mexican words do you use?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Enchilada Wild Spiced taco Fire Del Scorcho.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Whoa sir, Sir, do not be smirched Del Taco by
referencing it as a Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I'm having a Trying to reconnect.
Make sure you have a stableinternet connection.
I can still hear you.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Just means you're going to have to wait longer at
the end for it to upload Right.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
All that fluffering is happening 45 minutes later,
lou's like.
Alright, I'm done getting mydick sucked.
Okay, it's not finisheduploading yet.
Shit, I gotta stay up longerthis guy 45 minutes.
It depends on the kind of moodshe's in.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
She's over here playing fucking Monopoly Go.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
That works for me.
You don't have to focus toohard and religious has this
controller on her head playingSettlers of Catan Yep.
Probably Clash of Heroes atthat point.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Whichever one vibrates more, he turns on Gears
of War and just revs up thechainsaw let me switch over to
Super Impression Shooter as youdownload the He-Man Gears of War
crossover.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Oh, dude, for real.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
He-Man is Marcus, I don't know A.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Lancer Masterford would be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, I see, I would.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Marcus is holding up a chute.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
And he gets even more buff.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, anya, I guess it'd be Teela.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Uh, I guess that would make Dom Like man-at-arms.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Or something like that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
He'd be like nah, I wanna be Fisto Bitches.
I guess Dom would actuallyprobably be Orko.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
No, that would be that bot, that little droid bot
that flies around.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, baird would have to be Man-at-Arms because
that's his job.
The science-y shit.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Oh, okay, that's fair , that's fair.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I think that comes out soon.
The reloaded Gears of War Superremaster, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Oh yeah, you're right , I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I was playing the beta for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I forgot about that, damn.
When is that Duke do?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
you know when?
That movie they just barelystarted talking about it again
the Gears of War movie no.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
I think they're.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
They're in production , they wrapped so next year,
because I follow that MexicanHottie List playing Tila on the
socials oh yeah, another one ofthose.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
I follow that Mexican Hottie that's playing Tila on
the Socials.
Oh yeah, another one of thosewoke castings.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
And then they had the sword and Skeletor's scepter.
At Comic-Con I got the touch inthe sword not the staff.
The staff was behind glass butyou could touch the sword.
Yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
I take it it was at my tail's booth.
Yes, yes it was.
You know what?
I think I went by theirpurchasing booth.
I don't think I went to their.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
You didn't miss a whole lot.
We had to go over there andlook at the Monster High dolls.
Wait, since when the girlswanted to look at them?
Little One has a Megan now.
She has a Megan Monster.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
High, that's what I'm saying.
When did they get into Monster?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
High Little One used to like them.
We used to buy them for her.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
We used to go to the panels and everything and all
that jazz and all that jazz.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
So anyway, back to the story.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Uh, pontoon boat uh, yeah, so we just went out on the
columbia river for the day andhung out.
I got a little too much sun,but you, you know sacrifices you
make for a good time.
Too much sand for Lou, so hecould avoid it, though.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I mean like the dock on the boat.
And then I mean you don't haveto touch the sand to get on a
boat.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
That's true.
Oh yeah, I've been on boatsbefore and you didn't actually
have to In the meantime.
1842 was rough.
Oh yeah, I've been on bothbefore.
It's been a long time.
1842 was rough.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
That was the same time he developed his sense of
humor.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
And his political beliefs.
They haven't changed sinceEverybody else is like man, this
is the worst and Lou's likeguys, think about all the
opportunities we're going tohave All the job skills we're
fixing to learn.
It's going to be amazing.
Oh yeah, I're going to have Allthe job skills we're fixing to
learn.
It's going to be amazing.
Oh yeah, I'm going to be afarmer a carpenter.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
You're going to be, so wanted.
A breeder, all these things.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Lou has failed at the breeding part, though.
That's the problem.
He's done everything else but.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
But I've practiced, Damn it, but I've practiced damn
it.
Lou is showing you thatsometimes practice doesn't make
perfect sometimes or I have lotsof freedom and it's really
perfect he hasn't given up.
I'll keep trying.

(46:17):
If I have to take pills to doso, damn it, I'll do so.
Do it for me.
And I'll keep trying.
If I have to take pills to doso, damn it, I'll do so do it in
my part.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Lou has a Rosie the Riveter poster starship troopers
but it's a.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Viagra pill flexing do it in my part we can do it,
we can do it, you, you can do it.
Oh man, yep, this is definitelythe pod that we get cancelled.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I just can't wait until we see what the AI comes
with for the pod description.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
What else going on?
We can't talk about.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Peacemaker, yet let's see what else.
What happened this week?
You did the eye work, had somemeetings.
I don't say heat show, butannoyingly high they're walking.
Not, don't get me wrong, itain't Vegas high, we're only in
the high 90s.
Yeah, but it was enough to be aproblem.

(47:29):
It was annoying, it was like,oh God, it was just tiring more
than anything else.
You know that just wears youout.
But then Friday was kind ofchill, didn't do a whole huck of
a lot.
I got myself to season 5 now ofVoyager.
So Kat sat for my friend thatwent to San Francisco Bay Area

(47:53):
somewhere like that, so, yep.
So did that over the weekendplayed some Magic watching?
Yep, that's a treat.
So did that over the weekendplayed some magic?
He's like no, but it is, it isa treat.
Everybody likes rice-a-roni,right?
Any of those box foods I like,except for the ones that say add

(48:18):
milk.
It's like I want hamburgerhelper Add milk.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No stroganoff for me tonight, I want somebody else to
make hamburger helper.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Exactly, I want somebody else to make hamburger
helper so I can eat it.
What are you having for dinner?
We're having beef, wellingtonand asparagus.
No, I want hamburger helper.
Is that a new?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
hamburger helper flavor.
I haven't tried that one yet.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Right.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Beef Wellington hamburger flavor.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Beef Wellington hamburger helper flavor.
I would be all over that, aslong as it didn't add milk.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
That'd be great, that's how you make the pie
crust.
That goes around it Somebodyelse.
Oh, no, no, no, you get theHamburger Helper and you roll it
up in the Crescent Rolls InCrescent Rolls, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
That actually doesn't sound too, bad.
Oh my God, that would be agreat Super Bowl snack.
I think Hamburger Helper isjust the good one.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
The good one to be stroganoff Also someone needs to
not be doing fantasy footballleague changes during the
podcast.
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It was just changing the number of teams, it was fine
.
Oh wait, never mind, there'smore.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
What are you talking about?
My phone's been buzzing and soI glanced at it to make sure it
wasn't anything important and itwasn't 1130 Mountain Time.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
What are you all talking about?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Our draft.
Yeah, is she in the next roomdoing?
Changes to our league.
Yep, oh my.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
God, I don't know about Teresa.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
She is super fun and loves football and will give me
a run for KC players in thedraft that she will, if you have
any questions or comments.
Feel free to reach out to me.
We need more people.
I think there's only like sixof us right now.
That's what she changed thenumber of teams to Six, six
super teams.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
For whatever reason, they wouldn't let her set the
draft without an even number ofteams.
You couldn't do it with seventeams, no, or five.
It was like there was the botthat was there.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, we had a bot last time.
I think she had to drop the bot.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
Though is, just now she wantedto give everybody a heads up,
like a weak heads up, for whenthe draft is, or auto draft,
whatever Our league is, sowhatever, but as in, so whatever
.
As in, not formal, but yeah,she was last week trying to set
it.
It was like we have five.
I'm like it won't let you setthe draft with five.
It's like no I was like see it,see it, three someone to join

(50:49):
1030 in the morning on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
We need like.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
We figured out.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Everybody will be awake by then.
Clearly, you don't know howmuch of a party animal Duke is.
Yeah, oh shit.
Duke is yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh shit, duke is being responsible now remember.
Yes, I have a barbecue onSunday night.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
That was my concern.
I have a barbecue on Sundaynight.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
That's not responsible.
You have work on Monday.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Nope.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Labor Day.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Next week's already.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Labor Day weekend.
Yeah, oh, I missed that.
I need to rearrange it.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Where would Lou be without us?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh, for real y'all.
I'm just like wait what Pissedoff somewhere.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Why doesn't anybody tell me this shit?
The?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
first Monday of fucking September just came up
and nobody told me about it.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
What the fuck.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I'd be with a banner striking at Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Shame on Cracker Barrel for removing the cracker
from the barrel.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Lou's sitting in front of Cracker Barrel, all
chained up to the rocking chair.
I'm not leaving.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Give me Cracker.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Barrel or give me death.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Man, I think the part they fail to understand is
because you guys even said ityourself.
It's like, well, yeah, Ihaven't been there in however
many years.
It's like, yeah, but the peoplewho do go there, you're going
to push them away.
You think you're going to getnew clientele, You're not.
You're going to be bankrupt bythe end of the year, End of next

(52:26):
year anyway.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
They did already lose millions of dollars in the
stock market or whatever.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Just from the announcing the change.
They haven't even changed it.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
They weren't planning on changing all of them.
They only changed a handful ofthem.
The rest of them are still thesame.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Oh well then why is everybody tripping out?
My understanding was they'rechanging all of them.
The ones in the rural areas,like the Colorados of the world,
leave those alone.
But if you're in hippy-dippylefty places like the West Coast
, change all those places likethe.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
West Coast.
I agree, there ain't no CrackerBarrels on the West.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Coast.
They weren't changing them atall.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Yeah there are.
Yeah, we got Cracker Barrelshere.
Yeah, I remember taking my dadfor a drink.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Is that what your new house is called?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Yeah, that's what our Wi-Fi is Cracker Barrel, the
Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Whoa, now you're changing the name too, jack,
what the fuck?
The Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
The it's a barrel crusher.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
It's the.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Man, how awesome would that be.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
The like, the Home Depot and Lou's.
You know what Lou's Wi-Fi is?
The?
Barrel of Monkeys Capitallowercase capital lowercase
capital lowercase and thepassword is virginia slams
monkey 69.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Dude, somebody cracked my newport passwords by
the change it.
It was newport 40 and it wasjust like that.
Damn, somebody broke it.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Lou out here smoking Virginia Slims.
What the fuck?
What are we doing?
What's Driving his 86 LeSabreMint all?

Speaker 4 (54:17):
long dog Mint all long.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Out here with a big-ass car phone in the center
console and shit.
Yeah still in the leather pack.
Just plug that bitch into thecigarette lighter, you're good
to go.
Four-body trunk.
Reckon that 8-track.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Yup, nice trunk, reckon that 8-track.
Yup, nah, it's that AM radiobaby.
You turn that dial and watchthat little mirror go back and
forth.
That's the best.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, I keep changing it and all I'm getting is Rush
Limbaugh.
What's going?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
on here bud yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
How sad was that when he went off the air, didn't he?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
die, didn't he die Well, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
That makes sense when he's not off the air anymore.
It was sad.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
There wasn't a question of how or why.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
It was just sad that he was off the air.
There was a period there.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I was like huh, yeah, that wasn't a question mark.
Dot dot dot, that's rushed man,proud American.
I cared about this country.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Especially when he was selling you supplements,
especially Tell him he's goingto do his part.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Speaking of that, here's our first sponsor.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Man, are you suffering?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
from erectile dysfunction.
Lou, when was that His 50th?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
birthday.
He too was suffering in thebedroom, and then we just cut to
a picture of old girl, likecrying he was.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah, but she was crying because it hurt too good.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
And it was limp.
No, no, no, that's after.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
No, we could use the same picture before and after,
but it would just be fordifferent purposes.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
We saw the pair extra there's a pair for one, yeah,
we just used the one picture Isee a wheelchair in the
background.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Don't worry about it.
Before Lou's girl didn't need awheelchair.
Now she do.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
What was that fake pill with those commercials like
15 years ago?
Oh my god, I think it wasExcite.
It was like the dorky, whitedude looked, think it was X-Site
.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
The dorky white dude looked like he was from the 60s
I think it was X-Site, but itwas like X, it was like E-X
X-Site.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, I can't remember what it was.
Those commercials crack me up.
Now that shit's all over theradio.
People don't even care anymore.
Now I'm ruining my it's like,yeah, we're talking about ED or
low testosterone or whatever.
Now this is like all right, heyguys.
Well, obviously the targetaudience, but still sports radio

(57:07):
Wait so people that listen tosports radio can't get it on.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
That's because all the beer they drink, so that
shit's like estrogen in a can.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I mean, my guess is out here it's because you're a
Broncos fan or a Rockies fan andyou're just sad.
Depression Right.
Rockies officially eliminatedfrom the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
It was N-Z-Y-T-E.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
See, that's what I said, that's what I thought it
was.
Okay, that was the face one.
So then there was like alawsuit and all that with that.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Yeah, because I was taken and I still wasn't cool.
It was weird.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Right Stale floppy Sam over there Blame the woman
Overboiled hot dog.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Can you believe Viagra's been around for 25
years?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Yes, because that's why there's generics, because it
has to take 20 years beforethey're allowed to make generics
.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Wow, there's an article in GQ from 2009 called
the Rise and Fall of theCincinnati.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Boner King, I don't even I was in it.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
The Rise and Fall.
The Sixth Cincinnati, bonerKing, I don't even I was in it
the.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Rise and Fall.
That's funny.
Clearly for the fall part.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, oh Christ.

Speaker 4 (58:34):
Didn't that Love and Other Drugs stop?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
that I probably.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Jake Gyllenhaal and an old girl was watching that.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
She just shows her boobs in that movie.
Is that who it was?
That's all I remember.
She does that's like the firstthing.
She goes into the doctor'soffice and pulls her shirt off.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Oh man, I jumped, jumped in.
She was halfway through hertour and I gotta go back and
watch the first half now.
Now it's worth it.
So I'm sitting there watching.
I'm like this show is becauseshe has some kind of medical
issue.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
She's dying oh, how's the pool coming?

Speaker 1 (59:17):
um that picture.
I sent you was the last update,so the seating area is almost
done.
So I think we're just waitingon the inspection, because that
is fucking everything up Goddamncity.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Is he just getting a schedule?
Is he having a problem gettingthat?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
No, he's just getting the dude out here, it should be
all good to go, just makingsure you're meeting all the
requirements.
Yeah, even our gate has adouble lock on it.
Now I'm like what the fuck?
I only want one lock on it,just a deadbolt.
I don't want to have to have akey to open the door right, but

(59:56):
we do have a key to open thedoor right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, that's like the list of code, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Something.
Yeah they added three pages ofnew rules.
Get the fuck out of my backyard.
How about that?
You have zero business in mybackyard.
If you fucking drown in it, itsucks for you.
You shouldn't have been backhere.
I mean you were in.
Oh there it is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
I just got the notifications of the league
change.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
So whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Why are you doing league changes when you're
supposed to be watching lastweek's podcast, Focus woman?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
Dang Catch up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
We need our views Right.
I was shocked that Lou'sdriving skills had already had a
thousand views.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I was like, oh damn, give me Blackman driving, damn,
let's watch that.
What are y'all talking about?
I put a short on our YouTubepage and it was an episode way
back last year about you goingoff, about road rage and shit.
It's got over 1,000 views.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
It's like our most viewed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Oh you sent that earlier in the text.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Right, yeah, it's like a screenshot, because I was
looking at our site and I waslike wait, we have something
that has 1,000 views.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
I'll just say how do we manage that and keep and keep
them walking, keeping ourclothes on?
How does that happen?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
that's just weird yeah, lose road rage has a 1.1k
views.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
It's like by far our most viewed now I'm curious of
what I went off on.
There's so much out here,there's so much on the road.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I like that.
Uh, the one that's titled whowears pants in the theater has
one view because clearly nobodydoes uh yeah, everyone's like uh
, that's a dumb question.
That's a dumb question.
Father's Day Hypocrisy has 437views.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Oh, actually, you know what I know?
That's Jack's jam right there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Star Wars Trivia has 1.9k views.
We just need to do more StarWars Trivia Jack you need to
jump on the next group and savethose questions I want it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
Save that for January , folks, we'll have you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
It's all due to the whole freaking seven-day cruise
Trivia.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
And then I just scrolled back when we were
celebrating Lou's birthday andI'm still finding fucking paper
Glitter 19 more days.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
You don't have to worry about it.
Your desk.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Paper Glitter.
Yeah, 19 more days.
You don't have to worry aboutit, you're going to get more
discounts.
Yeah, yeah, Although.
I got sent an AARP thing andwas like you know, these
discounts might be kind of worthit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Maybe I will sign up.
I do be.
You know, I love a gooddiscount.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Saving money.
I was going to say saving issaving I don't care.
Call me 50, all you want.
You can call me 60, 65,whatever gives me a discount,
I'll accept it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
All right, I googled Star Wars trivia.
How many tentacles do Dianogacellopods have?
Celliopods, celliopods,celliopods Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I'm thinking back to my little green one from the
Death Star Place.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Hold on Tentacles.
That's like an octopus joke.
Six, six tentacles.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Lou, what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Tentacles.
How many tentacles does aDianoga?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
have Four Damn.
What is the name of the firstofficially licensed Star Wars
video game that released in 1982?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Star Wars the Arcade Game.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Does that count?
Are we talking about consoletype?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
The first full, it was released on the Atari 2600.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Then it would be Empire Strikes Back, empire
Strikes Back.
But what's the full name?
Jesus Says the full name.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
It was not Jesus.
Jesus Strikes the Empire.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Back Shit.
I don't know name it was.
It was not jesus.
I know that jesus strikes theempire back shit.
I don't know, it's not I usedto have that actually I take
that back I still have that game.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
It's my dad's.
It is star wars, colon theempire colon so well I mean
surprise.
You could probably ticky tackythat at a theater.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
That was a cool game.
You had to fly down and pick upthe dude.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Oh, here's one.
What was Obi-Wan Kenobi's rankin the Clone Wars?
General, high Jedi General.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
What?
Oh, whatever.
That's not what Leia called him.
She called him General Ken,called him General Kenobi.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
General Kenobi.
Let's see what real-life animalwas almost used as the actor
for Yoda oh a chimp or a baboon,some sort of monkey.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I think it was a baboon Lou.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Some primate, a monkey, good job.
Um.
What 90s boy band wasoriginally supposed to appear in
Attack of the Clones Lou?

(01:05:39):
What Lou blacked out?
Yes, in sync.
What was Yoda's name in earlyoutlines for?

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
the Empire Strikes Back.
Oh, and Tim was supposed to bean attack of the clones.
Oh wait, what I'm behind.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
What was Yoda's name in early outlines for the Empire
?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
Strikes Back in early outlines for the Empire of the
Strait Yaddle.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Master of the Will.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Recycled it for episode one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Nope, originally it was Buffy.
Buffy the Sith Slayer, and thenit changed to Minch Yoda,
m-i-n-c-h.
Yoda.
And then they dropped the Minch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Wow, so he's not Jewish, then yes, that's how
Spaceballs came along.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
What planet is Obi-Wan Kenobi from?
Of course not.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
No, it's not right no .

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
It's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
A place called Stew John, s-t-e-w-j-o-n.
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
I didn't think it was that, but I knew it was that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
They asked that question, which is like who the
fuck's gonna know that?
Then the next one is what coloris R2-D2?
White and blue?

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
Colors Silver?
That's a poor question.
Exactly Multiple colors, and hehas popcorn inside him.
He does.
I like that.
That's just right there infront of you, at arm's reach.
I also have this R2, oh my god.

(01:07:29):
Oh wait, you went.
That's what I did this week.
Oh, that day calendar went up.
I forgot I did go see TMNT.
Hell yeah.
And then I learned, nextOctober is part two, somebody
said March.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
I don't know what it is, honestly, oh, it's March,
not October.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Cool.
Either way, I'll be there.
Hell yeah, which means thisTuesday will probably be nobody
to.
I could not tell you what cameout on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
I just feel like I have no idea what the new movie
was I don't think anything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Everybody was scared of Cape.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Town Demon.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Hunters bruh.
I wonder how that?
I just saw it was number one.
It's the Netflix finally gottheir first Number one box
office.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Yeah, but how did it do that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
Oh, like that, Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I'll look.
Yeah, I got to hang on Amillion.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Like 15, 15 million 25 million.
What are we talking?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
K-pop Demon Hunters made $18 million, followed by
Weapons at $15.6 million,followed by Freakier Friday at
$9.2 million.
Fantastic.
Four just made $5.9 million andthat hit $257 million.
That's it Somehow.
Jurassic World Rebirth made$335 million.

(01:09:00):
I thought F1 made way more thanthat.
F1's only made $185 million.
So far, Smurfs has pulled in$31 million.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Yeah, boy Getting that Rihanna on yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
So, yep, k-pop demon hunters.
It's only that.
18 million for only being inlike half the theaters that most
of these.
Most of these are in.
It was only in 1700 theaters,compared to weapons number two,
which was in 3631, so well,people, people forget with these
people all the time, with thesekid shows.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
You have to cut it in half, really, because you have
to be parents as well.
So it doesn't mean it's thatgood, you just think they can't
send their kid by themselves?
Yeah, because a lot of timesit's like, oh, this kid's movie
made this much.
I'm like, yeah, because theirparents, reluctantly, haven't
told them that's true, not thistime, though, though.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I brought fucking four, five.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
I brought five kids with me what was the number one
movie of 2024?

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
what the fuck came out last year?
What came out last year?
Oh, deadpool, wolverine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Deadpool and Wolverine was second to Inside
Out 2.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Wow okay, I can see that Inside Out 2 made 652
million dollars in it's run.
Deadpool and Wolverine made 636million oh, you're looking at
domestic only, aren't you?
Yes, domestic box office okay,so worldwide, which one was won?
Hang on, I gotta see, let's seeum.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Yes, domestic box office.
Okay, so worldwide.
Which one was won?
Hang on, I've got to see, let'ssee.

Speaker 4 (01:10:48):
Worldwide.
I would have guessed worldwide.
That would be switched 2024.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Nope, still Inside Out.
2 with $1.6 billion, comparedto the $1.3 billion that
Deadpool and Wolverine madeMoana.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
2 was number 3 with $1.05 billion A kid's movie
getting their parents money.
Like I said, if there's ever agood kid's movie out, it'll
always be number 1 for that year, but again it's gotta be good
kids movie out.
It'll always be number one forthat year, but again it's just
gotta be good.
Which is unfortunate becauseDisney had control over all that

(01:11:29):
until they went broke and gotbroke.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Mm-mm-mm.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Dumbasses Never understood that.
Know your audience, cater toyour audience, fuck everybody
else.
I don't care what side you'reon.
If you're a lefty and you wantyour lefty audience, cater to
your lefty audience and fuckeverybody on the right and same
vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Ah shit, here we go again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yup, you better put your finger on that one a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
That was.
Cj from GTA San Andreas.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Oh Mike, that's a video game, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yes, that's a video game, one of the highest
grossing video games of ever,mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Ever no, until GTA 6 comes out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
You got to play as a homie in the hood.
You got to join a gang.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
That just leads people into turning into
criminals.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
So there you go, this game you started out as a black
guy from Compton, so you werealready a criminal.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
I was like well, never mind then, In that case
you don't turn into a criminal,you just are one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Sam Jackson was in as a cop and Ice Team too, short
was in it how many people becamereal criminals?

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
I'd like to see that.
I'm sure it's not zeros, butit's not a large number.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Lou is.
Lou is digging in the crates.
Today he's even digging up thelike.
Violent video games make peopleviolent argument well, they do.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
I mean, that's the problem is it's not proven to
the point where it's a problem,but it does happen.
All it takes is one and thatproves the argument.
The problem is, it probablyonly is one, and that proves the
argument.
The problem is it probably onlyis weirdly now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
And weirdly and and weirdly.
Now, that person is now a partof a three-person podcast that
records every week weirdly waitI gotta educate the people I
mean really you should pick anyany three of us, I think yeah
which one of you is it?
Oh, what do you mean?
Which one of us?

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
I'm a quiet white guy , so it's definitely me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
I'm a nerdy black guy playing puzzle games, so it
ain't me.
Yeah, it was totally.
When you hear some kind of massshooting type, thing that's
more like it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
They're picking me.
Out of the three of us, it'd beme yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
If something got blown up with a fertilizer bomb,
it's D.
Probably yeah, sunglasses and ahoodie on that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
He's got a camo van with fertilizer and fucking
crock pots in it Free candyspray being on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Wait what?
Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa.
That's a different kind ofcrime.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
I think that one still comes back to me it
actually says, it says it saysfree candy and then it quotes
only if I can see your midriffexactly, there you go, bring it
back the way it needs to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
K-pop fan shop at my van you know, that's how it
works back, the way it needs to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
K-pop fan shop at my van.
You know, that's how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Dang Lou, that's pretty good.
I'm going to have to spraypaint that on there now.
Oh, I should have used you formy marketing the whole time.
Lou, Lou, I need a childmolesting advertisement.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
I got you fam.
No, I ain't rushed, no, I'mwrong.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Give me a date.
What's going on?
What's the age range we'relooking at?
What are we trying to work?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
What's the demographic, the age range we're
looking at.
What's the demographic?

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Is this the old enough to crawl, already in the
right position?
Or is this the old enough tobleed, old enough to breed, like
, where are we at?

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
here.
I told you we can't cancel thisepisode.
This is the canceling episode.
Oh my god.
He was like are we talkingabout a mall, or a school or a
church?

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
That's not really.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
all I hear is Then, all of a sudden, we get squished
over and a fourth window comesin.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
It's Chris Hansen.
Hello, I see you guys arealready sitting down.
This is good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Looking over your transcripts.
What does it mean when it saysif there's grass on the field,
play ball.
What?

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
did you mean by that?
And if there's not, it meansthey have a good groundskeeper.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
So we were talking about baseball.
If you listen to the podcast,we love baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Yes, let me see.
Let me look back and see if thebolt is up in my door before
the police come.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
That'll be our highest rated episode.
Swat gets Lou Swat and LesBruce Lou.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Lou gets doxxed.
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
It would be very interesting because I know how
my mouth would be.
It would just be like look man,I know my rights.
I got this.
Whatever, I'd be Jay Chappelle.
Yeah, yeah, I watch all themYouTube videos where they're
like, with the rights that youhave and you don't have to
produce ID and all the thingsyou don't have to do, my dad got

(01:17:04):
me watching that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
I think all black dads have their kids watch that?
I know Lou isn't, but Jack,have you been watching South
Park?
Yes, I finally got to thesecond episode.
Mr Mackey as an ICE agent waspretty fucking hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
Those are only two episodes I I see, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know, Idon't know, I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I don't know.
And Randy has to sell his farmbecause ice comes and like, okay
the scene, the best scene ofthe show is when they go into
the White House bathroom andTally's in there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Every time JD comes on, it's fucking Fantasy Island,
boss, boss.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Oh yeah, I didn't like that in a second.
The second episode wasn't asgood as the first one, but that
part was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Bye guys, chill out.
Come on, guys, chill out, comeon guys, Relax, Relax guys.
Relax.
You remind me of somebody thatI used to date.
This is my lover, satan.
Okay, okay, I don't Nope, I'mokay with this.
Okay, okay, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
I'm okay with this.
Okay, I just realized, hasToken been in an episode yet?
They've not brought him back.
Yet, rude, he's black, notMexican.
Well, it's Colorado, I guess Iwas going to say, and it's all
the George Floyd stuff.
Yeah, exactly, I assume Tokenwas around during that time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Maybe, I mean Token was around a long time ago.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Oh, I know I'm just saying, but they would have made
him a prominent character.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
There was one episode where they're like no, my last
name is Token no my last name isTolkien.
I was like what I think theyhad a substitute or something
Like the old Chappelle Show skit.
And they're like I thought yourname was Tolkien.
No, it's Tolkien.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
My parents are Lord of the Rings fans Like the old.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Chappelle Show skit where he was the milkman for the
, the white family nightguards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah for thatparticular family that you can't
see on youtube or probably youcan't see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
I, I think, I said it because that was how they
pronounced it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Right, it was yeah that's not how dave cha
Chappelle said it, though, butno, only one of us in here can
say it Bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
That's a great segue.
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
It ties back into your Tuesday night.
So if you're at karaoke andyou're singing a song and those
words are in it, I expect you tosay those words.
I've been to karaoke wherewhite people are trying to sing
these songs and they will notsay those words and it pisses me
off If you're not willing tosay the words don't say them,

(01:20:13):
don't pick the song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
And there were black dudes playing pool right next to
me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
But then I make it funny by coughing.
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
It's not funny.
It's not my song though.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
It's not my song, somebody else is singing, and
then they do that and I go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
That's funny.
Okay, I like that.
That's my censor button.
I just cough, that's fine, aslong as they're up there.
Whoever's on stage, though,look at all y'all White, that's
fine, as long as they're upthere.
Whoever's on stage, though, saylook at all y'all you white,
black, mexican, alien, I don'teven care If you're doing
karaoke and you're singing asong and some quote unquote
offensive word is in it.
Say the damn word, or don'tsing the song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
No, I'd be doing car karaoke and we were out I think
it was last week and AmericanIdiot was on and he was like
maybe I'm the fag in America.
And my oldest was like youbetter not have said that word.
I'm like why?
She's like because you're notgay.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
I'm like what's part of the?

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
song.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
And two are you sure, again, you're embarrassed when
you hang out with your uncles,when I hang out with your uncles
, when I hang out with youruncles there's a reason you're
not going to Disneyland inDecember?

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
But yeah, every time.
It's been a while Actually it'sbeen a while since I've been
here, but every time somebodydoes it I'm like song's going,
you're all in it.
You get to that part and thenthey just shut up or they just
bleep themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
Say Ninja Ninja's funny, and it sounds like it,
and then bam Ninja's funny, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
I would still be mad at that.
Say it correctly or do not pickthe song.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
So in December, when we're doing karaoke, we
definitely gotta have.
Jack go up there with somethingthat's going to be super
offensive, and then Lou juststands up and goes guys, it's
fine, I think it's fine, it'spart of the song?

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
That would be hilarious.
I'm the only black person inthis entire room.
And I approve of this message.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
I will probably be the only black person in that
room.
Lou just has to be up on stagewith me.
And when it comes up he saysand then hands the mic back.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
He drops the N-bomb and I just keep going.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
That would be just as funny.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
actually, Lou's just back there doing this, and every
time it comes up, he just sayslike oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
God, that would be so great.
That would be so great.
That would be so great.
But we'd have to do it towardsthe end of the night in case we
get thrown out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
I don't want to get beat up by a bunch of Hollywood
fiends.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
We would just have to do all the songs that we
actually wanted to do before wegot to that point, because that
would be our mic drop.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be our mic drop
moment.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
When it's time to go, it's like on my third glass of
Skywalker wine, going like uhguys, I should have just bought
the bottle, because I mean, ifwe get dragged out, Give them
the card to hold the tab theythrow us out.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Pull up the app, lock the credit card report fraud
report fraud.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Report fraud.
I would never go to the.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
Scum and.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Villainy bar at Hollywood.
Never, Sir.
Your location says you're thereright now.
I was walking by it and somenerd beat me up until have you
seen the people?

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
have you seen the people on hollywood boulevard?
It's walking at night, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
I would that's just embarrassing.
They're probably drunk andgetting into fights at
Ghirardelli.
Fuck that.
That's just embarrassing Samecrowd the same people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
What kind of people are you associating with?
Actually, what kind of peopledo you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
think.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
I associate with when they're out there starting
fights in Ghirardelli and stuffno.

Speaker 4 (01:24:01):
No, sir, trying to get chocolates and pens and a
urination and Unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Go down Tony.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I'm getting mad thinking about that again.
That was fun, yeah, prettyquiet.
Like I said, I got this weekAgain now that I know it's a

(01:24:33):
three day weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
It doesn't change my three day weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
Oh, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
Do you get any like plus for that falling?

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
on your.
Yeah, it's just um because wecan take pay or time um on our
paycheck for it, so I'll get bepaying and you always take time.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Oh yeah, taking pay is stupid because you never know
yeah right, you never, younever want when december might
come up and you've got to takethe next day Still enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Oh yeah, even with the whole now we're on Earth
type thing and everything that'sgoing on.
Yeah, I'm curious.
I don't know if I told you guys, but I told a little girl
eventually they have to dieagain, but do they have to all
die at the same time?
It's like you would thinkthey'd have to resolve that
somehow so if it's going to beprobably, a plane crash like
that.

(01:25:26):
So it's like but then again youwant everybody else to die.
That's kind of rude.
So it could be just four ofthem.
So I'm trying to figure out allthis stuff that's happening and
I'm just now.
It's gonna wait, yeah lou, justso you're.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
I don't want to spoil anything for you, but in the
last episode they do die in athey do all die in a plane crash
, and then they wake up andthey're on lost Island.
So then you got to watch lost.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
There's a polar bear and like a snake monster, smoke
monster.
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
I watched.
I watched that first season oflost and never went back to it.
Yeah, that was it.
I gave him.
I gave him one season.
Was was like nah, I'm good,that's the other thing, I guess.
Now, when does Alien Earth comeout?
It's already on, I think it'son.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Tuesdays I know, I think it's Tuesdays.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Okay, in that case, that'll be the next thing I want
, because I think Tuesday is thefourth episode and I wanted to
give it four episodes so I couldbinge four at once to see what
I thought and then I'll go fromthere.
So I like it.
It'll be weekly.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
If I don't, I'll wait until the end I will say that
this last episode I will say thefirst two episodes are really
good, but also setting things up, so it's kind of slow.
It's definitely paced rightyeah that's why I'm waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
I expected that, but the third episode definitely
ramps up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah, that's where it's kind of like okay, you kind
of know where everybody's at,you know the situation, and now,
now shit's going to hit the fan.

Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Like perfect Again.
That's exactly what I wantedand why I waited, cause if I'd
have watched it the way Iwatched one division, I'd have
been mad and I would have quit.
So I'll give it four episodesand then I'll binge and, like I
said, the way it sounds, I'll bewatching it weekly.
So that's cool and if not, nobig deal, I'll wait till it ends
and I'll binge it to finish thestory and then I'll move over

(01:27:11):
to Peacemaker and start watchingthat that one.
I don't need to wait a coupleepisodes.
That one was just a matter oftiming.
I may.
It's just the flip side of thatis, I'm watching Good Place and
I'm going to be mad if I bounceit back and forth.
I want to watch one and finishit, I hear you.
But with Peacemaker only beingone episode, I'm not watching 10

(01:27:32):
episodes of Peacemaker and thengoing back.
Okay, watch Good Place, watchPeacemaker and then go back.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
And Twisted Metal ends this week.
The last three episodes drop onthe 28th already yeah, they're
dropping all three episodes on28.

Speaker 4 (01:27:46):
Well, in that case I'll just binge that when I'm
done with good place, so that'llbe early september watch uh
jack.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
What do you real quick?
What are your thoughts on uhalien?
I'm digging it you're stillenjoying it yeah, yeah, but am I
wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
I feel like, yeah, I mean, you gotta figure out who
everybody is, why they are theway they are.
Oh yeah, you know like what'sgoing on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I do like, I do like the argument of like the AI
versus the consciousness and allthat conversation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I think that that's,especially with everything going
on right now, like I think it'sit's a very current
conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
The facehugger.
Timothy Olafantastic when theywere fucking with it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Yeah, timothy Olafantastic is fantastic, as
always.
Even with his weird hair, Ithink they did a great job with
the casting of that show,considering it doesn't have any
other pre-existing charactersfrom any of the other like, but
the casting, I think, has beenspot on All the people that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
uh, I imagine this is not a spoiler.
So what is the timeframe Like?
Where are we?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
We're pre first movie .

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
It's before the first , like 200 years for the first
movie.
It's before it two years twoyears, something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Hang on, give me a second, so it's two years before
Ripley in that first Alienmovie Interesting Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Something, something, do, do, do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
It is Do, do, do, do, do.
There we go.
Alien Earth is set exactly twoyears before the events of the
original Alien film, which isset in 2122, placing the series
in 2120.
This makes Alien Earth a directprequel To Ridley Scott's 1979

(01:29:33):
film and he's executive produceron this, isn't he?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
I believe so.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
I mean, I never, either of you guys, watch Legion
, because that's the show thatthe guy, the showrunner of Alien
, Earth did.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
I think I did the one with FX Aubrey.
Plaza.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Where it was like a superhero.

Speaker 4 (01:29:56):
Aubrey, yeah, it was the X-Men universe.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Yeah, but it was like one of the first TV shows based
on the guy that played theX-Men universe.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
But it was like one of the first TV shows based on
the guy that played thelive-action Beast from Beauty
and the Beast.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
What did you think of that?
Real quick, I liked Legion alot, I think I might.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
It has an 8.1 on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
IMDb.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
It must be alright.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
It has an 8.1 on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
IMDb Legion.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Yeah, it was a great show.
Aubrey Plaza was fantastic init.
I can't remember his name.
It's right there, the guy fromBeauty and the Beast.
He was great in it.
No, the Beast, it's live actionDan Stevens.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
Yes, that's it, he was in.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
Abigail.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Yeah, I read steven's name, dan c.
Yes, that's it.
He was in abigail um.
Yeah, I read that she was on.
I read she was on um amypoehler's podcast.
I'll reply.
Last week, I guess, was talkingabout her husband committing
suicide.
But, like people were saying,like her perspective on it was
very different than a lot ofother people.
I haven't watched it yet.
I was, I was, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
I've seen it pop up on my YouTube feed a couple of
times that I've constantly it'slike why is she talking about
her husband hanging himself on apodcast called hang time?

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
She likes to live in irony.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
That's not even irony .

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Lou, then what the fuck is it?

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Goddamn dictionary.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Irony is opposite type stuff Like Beaver Utah,
with Utah being so anti-sex andall that with their whole
religious stuff.
Beaver Utah is irony, that'sjust lazy.
They just Utah is irony Irony,yeah, that's just lazy, that's
just lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
All you need is a spoon and they were like oh,
there's beavers over there.
That's what we should call thetown.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
All you need is a spoon.
All you have is a fork.

Speaker 2 (01:31:52):
Yeah, we needed a podcast, and all you have is
your husband.

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Wow, wow, okay, never mind, we're done, I'm done, I'm
out.
Wow, it's no smoking signing acigarette break.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
It's literally the first time in like 65 episodes
that too soon is.
Yes, that is accurate.
I'm too soon-ing myself.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Yes, too soon.
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Oh, it used to be like episode 70.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
I don't know.
I reset the episode numbers atthe beginning of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Oh, we don't have like to do in the real world.
Yeah, this is yeah, so this isstarting something or something
like that.
Yeah, so this would be 220.
Yeah, this would be likeepisode 20.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Star date Captain's that, yeah, so this would be 220
.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
It should be Stargate Captain's.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Log Stargate Supplemental.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
Personal Captain's Log.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
No, it's Captain's Personal Log, captain's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:55):
Personal Log.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Let's see Episodes.
It's not in the bathroom.
Yeah, so we've done 23 inSeason 2.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
The Captain's Logs Episodes.
We've done 23 in season 2.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
The captain's logs, so 232.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
And we did 50 episodes in season 1.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
I was going to say 101 to 150.
Wow, we only have to go like 20, 30 more.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
Hey wait, Did we outlast the Confederacy yet?

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
No, the Confederacy lasted like three years.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
We're going to outlast the Confederacy.
Fuck that flag, and then we'regoing to add ourselves Every
time somebody posts that meme,that something, whatever
outlasted the Confederacy, I'mgoing to add ourselves.
Every time somebody posts thatmeme, that something, whatever
Outlast of the Confederacy, I'mgoing to put Vigley Inconsistent
fucking icon on there too.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
It's a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
I ain't never even heard that there's a thing about
Outlast of the Confederacy.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
Yeah, like how people still fly that flag and then,
like you're flying a flag forsomething that didn't last as
long as yeah, fill Somethingthat didn't last as long as yeah
.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
Fill in the blank.
Okay.
Lose orgy.
Lose erection after taking hismale enhancement pill.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
Great.
My podcast is called Priority.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
We've been getting ads for the pervscaretcom.
It's a dude that has like acrooked dick or something.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
It's weird are you on hulu what are you fucking
watching?

Speaker 3 (01:34:28):
on oh on hulu.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
Oh okay, it's called curves.
Motherfucker here, getmotherfucker here having the ad
level of fucking hulu, like hepouring shit I mean, that's how
you afford a pool, by notgetting the ad level shit I'm by
not getting the no ad levelshit.

Speaker 1 (01:34:49):
I skipped my avocado toast in my starbucks, pulled
myself up by the bootstraps yourchai, your chai tea, chai tea.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I don't ever go to the ATM machine and now Lou's
going to have a twitch for therest of the evening.
Old girl's going to be like areyou okay, you keep twitching.
The podcast was rough tonightemotional damage.

(01:35:24):
Are you okay?
You keep twitching.
The podcast was rough tonight,emotional damage.
Well, we know what Jack workedon this week my soundboard, and
you didn't even put it on yourlittle box that I bought you,
did you the computer?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
I'm working on has like two USB ports, and that's
for the mouse and the keyboard.
Alright.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
You don't have a combined mouse and keyboard.
So if you click on the mouseand the keyboard, all right.
You don't have a combined mouseand keyboard.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
So if you click on the link in the description,
this is a GoFundMe to buy Jack anew fucking computer.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Even I got a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
This weekend Seeing.
You said I wasn't poor.
I got an old busted-asscomputer.
Then you could give thatbusted-ass computer to your old
one your older right, shedoesn't need a computer, she'll
give them Chromebooks.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Chromebooks.

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
But you gotta get Chromebooks.
That's not what I bought.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Good, you got your posters framed.
Dude Excited to see what thecasita looks like after you get
a bunch of that stuff hung.
Speaking of hung Lou's likeguys, come on, it's been an hour
and a half, wait, wait wait,speaking of hung, you go to the
black guy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
Are we talking above?

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
the neck or below.
He's the one that Speaking ofhung Lou.
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
I am curious what you decide to put up on the walls,
though.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
You have a lot of choices.
You have a lot of choices.
Are you going to theme it?
Are you going to have it random, is there?

Speaker 4 (01:37:01):
a rotation going to happen.
There's a lot of options youhave going on.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
Especially if a bunch of them are the same size, you
can just take them down, do youhave one of those poster hanger
things or picture hanger things?

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
No, I'm going to have to get one.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
It's like a long yellow piece of plastic that has
a handle at the top with alevel.
You put it up and center it andthen it shows you.
You just basically tap it onthe bottom and it puts little
holes, so you know where to putthe nails or the screws.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
Tape measure.
Laser level depends on howyou're doing it.
Basic shit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yeah, lou still does shit with an abacus.
That's when he learned mathBack, when he invented it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:47):
Except we didn't have any.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
When he was on the boat and he invented it A lot of
counting with rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
God damn it alright time to wrap it up 5 to 11 she
must be done with the.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
We're not getting any more emails.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
She's ready, cut and print, boys we're not getting
any more emails about the draft.
She's ready, she's ready, cutand print.
Boys.
If this was our last podcast,at least we would have an eye.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Yes, we all laughed.
If we do get canceled, I'lljust email this to people
directly?

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Yeah, join our newsletter.
Do we have an email?

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
for that.
Look at the description.
You can text us and all kindsof stuff.
There's all kinds of ways tocontact us.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
Just look in the links below.
Our OnlyFans is only $3.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
One for each of us 50% off 80%, luke, because we
have to go back up to $20 afterthe one.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
We will now 50% off 80%.
We've got to go back up to $20after the week.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
We will now.
That's a good point All right,boys, have yourselves a nice,
quiet week.

Speaker 1 (01:39:11):
Hopefully things go well.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
Have a good one, peace.

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