🏴☠ Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum! What do sunscreen bottles, secret bladder flasks, and a suspiciously full shampoo container have in common? Welcome to Part 2 of our Bliss Cruise recap - where we unpack the art of sneaky smuggling, the essentials you actually need to pack, and all the steamy HOT TAKES that’ll turn your cruise from basic to blissed-out.
From embarkation hacks to dining to dancing to how to find the elusive sexy fun you're looking for, we cover the highs, the hangovers, and the moments we almost got caught (but didn’t). Pop that bottle of bubbly - it’s time to sail the naughty seas.
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🍦 Dive in and enjoy every spoonful of our super candid newbie journey as we go from vanilla…to 69 flavors! Always hilarious, unhinged, bite-size and commercial-free! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Where else to find Kat & Leo (besides clubs, cruises & events!):
🔥 Website: https://VanillaSwingers.com
🔥 *BRAND NEW* blog page ---> fun links & more! Bliss Cruise 2025: Smuggled Booze, Bent the Rules, Tips You Can Use - Part 2 https://www.vanillaswingers.com/bliss-cruise-review-smuggled-booze-bent-the-rules-tips-you-can-use/
🔥 CONFUSED on Swinger Lingo? Check out Kat's new Swinger Dictionary https://www.vanillaswingers.com/swinger-glossary-dictionary-lingo/
🔥 *NEW* Spotify Playlist - Sexy Songs: Vanilla Swingers After Dark - Ready to misbehave? 😉 This is the short version of the playlist we vibe to in the bedroom. Press play and let’s get into some trouble! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ynpB6sZnhUrLZWWGazLYj
🔥 *NEW* Spotify Epic Playlist - Vanilla Swingers EPIC Playlist - Our go-to rendezvous banger—130+ tracks of pure filthy, flirty, and fire. If this playlist could talk, it would moan. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3CORn07jtuiPS9fcz0Klxv
🔥 *UPDATED* Check out our HOTEL ROOM Makeover – Peek inside our fave hotel setups and steal every sexy, swingy little detail. https://www.vanillaswingers.com/mood-lighting-and-magic-how-to-set-up-a-swinger-hotel-room/
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Contact Us! Slide into our DMs... ;-) 💋😘
💌 Email Us: hello@vanillaswingers.com
💌 Instagram: @VanillaSwingers
💌 Facebook: @VanillaSwingers
💌 Message Us: vanillaswingers.com/contact-us
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