Heaven is a house on a lake on a warm day where your only care in the world is looking after the ones you love. Unfortunately, in the real world, lakefront property is extremely expensive and our loved ones all left us because we kept putting "air quotes" around "everything." Thank the Deity for squatters' rights though, amiright? Just a few more months without the Feds finding me and I'm gonna squat my way into my own little slice of heaven...
On the lam this week: the fellas draw a blank, are just the absolute worst, and hold out a thumb for the Acid Lord Kronos!
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