2 Meers Podcast

2 Meers Podcast

2 Meers is a comedy podcast that revolves around the observations of two of Canada's most beloved comedians, Todd Ness and Brett Forte

Episodes

October 28, 2020 86 min
Forte has to call a sex line using his own credit card and what was supposed to be a 5 min bit turns into an hour of humiliation.   Two Meers Showcase live at Yuk Yuk's Calgary: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) ALSO  “November 7th Cerveza City presents a Peopl...
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We start the episode off sharing a cake and watch a guy try and take on a girl who knows karate. Producer Ali responds to our comment section on Youtube and Brett does a deep dive on the #StoriesThatMatter! 2 MEERS PODCAST STOREhttps://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store (https://teespring.com/stores/2-meers-podcast-store) Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www....
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October 13, 2020 82 min
This week: Joe Rogan incorrectly credits another comedian for the Drive-In Comedy show idea, the wuhan flu ruins prom, more stupid fights with the girlfriends, why comedians shouldn't have to bring a gift to a dinner party and what other other comedians are saying about this podcast.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetail...
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October 7, 2020 81 min
Audio highlights from the Presidential debate, Dr. Phil does an entire episode on 'Karens', Forte spots a professional pervert and Todd talks about aliens in the olympics, again.  Meer vs Meer - A live comedy show that Todd and Brett both host, featuring 3 other comics: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&am...
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September 30, 2020 76 min
Brett gets laser therapy for his Canker sore, hotel front desks are useless, a Karen is spotted in Edmonton, Calgary has two new celebrities and the fellas settle their bet from last week with some hot wax. Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtfQWmNPCNQ) October 21- Marc Anthony Sinagoga headlines at Born Colorado Brewery.  October 22- Adult ...
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September 23, 2020 82 min
Todd and Brett celebrate their 5 year 'friendiversary', Japan blames the English language for the spread of Covid, Todd spits in an audience member's drink and we learn the difference between a Turtle and a Tortoise by watching them have sex.  Meer vs Meer Tickets: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&...
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September 16, 2020 83 min
Brett overdoses on edibles and Todd buys the wrong chicken sandwich. The fellas also discuss how they sit with their ladies in the bathtub. Enjoy.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtf...
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September 9, 2020 74 min
Brett has another run-in with his kryptonite: Condo Board Ladies. Your homework questions for this week are: 1). Do you wash your raw chicken? 2). What makes a house a mansion? Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0 (https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standup/season-1/episode-8/38e815a-012e21fc2b0) Season 2 of Cerveza City is out now: https://www....
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September 2, 2020 109 min
Forte's got guys sliding into his girlfriend's DM's so he plays the latest VOICE MESSAGE left for her and points out where he went wrong (this might have to be a new weekly segment). The fellas also review footage from Todd's set in Edmonton, where for losing the last 2 Meers Showcase - he had to perform daring material written by Brett.  Brett Forte's CBC Special: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/the-new-wave-of-standu...
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August 26, 2020 69 min
Audio and video listeners will have two very different experiences this time, but both of you will hear the latest sting-job pulled off by Talitha and Forte's 'pissy' reaction to it.  Thursday's Live 2 Meers Showcase: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408) ...
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August 19, 2020 69 min
The Ice Cream song is racist and Live Jasmine is trying to ruin both their relationships.  Use Promo Code: 2MEERS for 10% off your order at http://commoncrown.ca/ (commoncrown.ca).  Tickets to the 2 Meers Showcase here: https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408 (https://www.yukyuks.com/?action=club.comicDetails&comedianID=2126&venueID=2408)
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August 17, 2020 36 min
Forte loses more money day-trading, Todd takes a 4 hour walk for no reason. Their lives are falling apart.
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August 17, 2020 42 min
It's been less than a week of quarantine and Brett has completely moved on from comedy and is now a full time day trader. We will be posting his losses every episode until he's inevitably bankrupt. Meanwhile, Todd shares a Pornhub premium password with 9 dudes. 
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August 17, 2020 71 min
Forte’s “spitting debacle” was front page news on Reddit and Todd has a few observations about Brett’s fighting style. They also call Brett’s Dad, Brent for a full Covid 19 update, including home workout tips and the effect those very exercises had on Brett’s childhood. This week’s codeword doesn’t exist because neither do the shows.
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August 17, 2020 60 min
Brett signs a contract with Yuk Yuk’s and nearly blows it right away. This week we also find out why Kris Labelle sleeps with TWO cans of bear spray next to his bed and what weapons Brent hides around the house. Brett has a fresh #StoryThatMatters from an Uber ride in LA and Todd’s entrepreneur of the week is a complete dud. This week’s code for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuk’s Calgary is: weasel
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August 17, 2020 82 min
The Best of 2 Meers So Far (By Far)
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August 17, 2020 53 min
Forte is fresh from Just For Laughs where he met Bill Burr and got another comedian booted from the festival. Todd discusses his future with Jenn and the heckler he had in Edmonton. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of 2 Meers if it didn’t include yet another failed date story. Codeword is frugalforte
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August 17, 2020 59 min
Todd has a new entrepreneur of the week, Brett stole a shirt from Zara and has yet another first date story. Codeword: allofyou
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August 17, 2020 68 min
Forte calls bullshit on the Oscars AND Lebron’s Kobe speech and Todd calls bullshit on another “entrepreneur”. Also this week, find out what happens when you google your pilot and what happens when a Telus telemarketer makes the mistake of calling Todd mid-podcast. The fellas teach her a lesson. This week’s codeword is “Darcy” for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.
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August 17, 2020 65 min
Brett’s in LaLa Land glittering his wings in GOLD while these two rodents roll in SHIT. Malik Elassal gets the guest spot and simultaneously the biggest break of his comedy career.  Codeword “confrontation”.
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