Forte’s agitated at soft behaviour more hamster trauma surfaces in the Ness family.
The fellas cover the latest accusations in the comedy community and go thru the skeletons in their own closet. Also, Brett is fresh off a Dance Battle and the Police Interceptor is back on the road.
The fellas get vulnerable and do a love questionnaire that promises new found closeness. Plus: more people losing their marbles in quarantine and Todd joins Tik Tok.
More quarantine fights, more dating stories, more nonsense. Todd stands up to wipe and Brett temporarily had two butt holes. Real Grade-A material here boys.
Celebrity Impressions! Plus, Todd’s confrontation with the “huge guy downstairs” and Brett’s Mom’s confrontation with the “hot girl next door”.
Special 2 hour episode including:
Forte’s fist fight in a Wendies, Calgary’s great chicken fight of 2019 and Todd’s inability to pronounce yogurt brands properly. Other topics include: Investing in Iraqi currency, showing off in front of your ex and Dad’s in their 40’s showing off in front of their kids resulting in injury.
People are brake checking in the isles of Safeway, losing their jobs on Zoom, monkeys are riding motorcycles and Brett ran into his ex.
Lots of laughs in this one. Childhood trauma galore! Todd and his twin...Brett and his mom...Brett and the yellow pool noodle... Plus! Plenty of covid coverage and the newest disgusting trend on OnlyFans.
Brett and Todd have a pushup competition and 15 years later, Todd calls out a liar from Junior High. The fellas also discuss the downfall of DQ’s Hot Eats, the sudden rise in fake psychics and the scientific differences between the male and female brain (as taught by Brett’s previous Polyamorous partner). Corona Karen also makes an appearance.
At this point, people are actually starting to lose their minds in isolation and Brett’s been collecting the footage. Todd tells his most embarrassing story to date, Forte relives a horrific McDonalds incident and the fellas have yet another Entrepreneur of the week.
Brett opens with a full audio breakdown of Donald Trump, outlining the strategy behind how he argues and Todd reveals his latest quarantine argument with Fiancé Jenn.
Brett’s got explosive audio of his neighbours fighting during isolation. Todd’s got explosive anger towards the lines at Wal-Mart during isolation. Episode 32. It’s explosive.
Forte loses more money day-trading, Todd takes a 4 hour walk for no reason. Their lives are falling apart.
It's been less than a week of quarantine and Brett has completely moved on from comedy and is now a full time day trader. We will be posting his losses every episode until he's inevitably bankrupt. Meanwhile, Todd shares a Pornhub premium password with 9 dudes.
Forte’s “spitting debacle” was front page news on Reddit and Todd has a few observations about Brett’s fighting style. They also call Brett’s Dad, Brent for a full Covid 19 update, including home workout tips and the effect those very exercises had on Brett’s childhood.
This week’s codeword doesn’t exist because neither do the shows.
Brett signs a contract with Yuk Yuk’s and nearly blows it right away. This week we also find out why Kris Labelle sleeps with TWO cans of bear spray next to his bed and what weapons Brent hides around the house. Brett has a fresh #StoryThatMatters from an Uber ride in LA and Todd’s entrepreneur of the week is a complete dud.
This week’s code for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuk’s Calgary is: weasel
The Best of 2 Meers So Far (By Far)
Forte is fresh from Just For Laughs where he met Bill Burr and got another comedian booted from the festival. Todd discusses his future with Jenn and the heckler he had in Edmonton. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of 2 Meers if it didn’t include yet another failed date story.
Codeword is frugalforte
Todd has a new entrepreneur of the week, Brett stole a shirt from Zara and has yet another first date story.
Forte calls bullshit on the Oscars AND Lebron’s Kobe speech and Todd calls bullshit on another “entrepreneur”. Also this week, find out what happens when you google your pilot and what happens when a Telus telemarketer makes the mistake of calling Todd mid-podcast. The fellas teach her a lesson.
This week’s codeword is “Darcy” for 50% off tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.