Neva Woulda Paid It

This week on Virgo Season, we’re knee-deep in nonsense—both figuratively and… well, you’ll see.
Joyhdae’s fur baby survives surgery (barely forgiving her), and Ryan’s health spiral leads to a surprisingly wholesome doctor visit—until his therapist ghosts him. From there, things get murky. A very messy Reddit post has us wondering if love really is blind… and nose-blind. Let’s just say someone’s husband is doing way too much… or not enough… in the bathroom department.
Meanwhile, influencer Gabby Fe reveals she made an “emergency deposit” at Trinidad Carnival—and let’s just say it wasn’t at the bank. The internet reacted accordingly, and we break down what happens when TMI meets sacred ground.
Also this episode:
• Trump’s team accidentally leaks war plans in a Signal group chat because apparently, national security is just vibes now.
• Marvin Sapp shuts the church doors and demands donations like it’s a sanctified stick-up.
• Yolanda Saldívar is staying right where   she is—and we talk about why that’s probably for the best.
• Ashton Hall’s 6-hour morning routine has Saratoga Spring’s water sales booming, but did he secure a bag or just lose his apartment?
We also dig into influencer culture, social media money moves, and the true cost of being chronically online. Oh—and a long time listener has words for Ryan about “This or That,” and she did not hold back.

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00:00 Theme Music
00:05 Intro
01:06 Vibe Check
02:07 Early Dad Joke
02:37 Vibe Check (Continued...)
04:10 AITA
11:13 They Sendin' Classified & Confidential Signals
21:12 Held Hostage at Church...
24:26 You Better Off In Jail, Girl...
27:15 Using Cemetery As A Restroom...
31:36 We Must Fight!
34:21 Black Men Ruined By Black Mothers...?
35:15 Lizzo Has A New Role
36:24 Keep The Money In-House!
36:47 Ashton Hall's Morning Routine
48:56 The Framily Has A Bone To Pick With Ryan!
50:15 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
52:05 Joyhdae Has Some Words for ICE
53:00 Dad vs Auntie Jokes (Continued...)
55:55 Find Us On All The Things!
56:21 One More For The Road...
56:51 Outro