Watcher Texas Ranger

Watcher Texas Ranger

Saddle up for Watcher Texas Ranger, the gut-busting podcast where three clueless hosts dive headfirst into the wild, roundhouse-kicking world of the 90s TV classic Walker, Texas Ranger! Join us as we riff through every episode, scene by scene, with no prior knowledge of Chuck Norris’ legendary crime-fighting antics. Expect absurd humor, unfiltered reactions, and plenty of love for the over-the-top action, questionable plotlines, and glorious mullets that define this iconic show. Whether you’re a die-hard Walker fan or just here for the laughs, our episode-by-episode roast will keep you hooked. Grab your cowboy hat and tune in for a rootin’-tootin’ good time! New episodes drop Wednesdays. Perfect for fans of comedy, nostalgia, and martial arts mayhem.

Episodes

S2 E14 On Deadly Ground (aka Chuck Norris Does Mexico)

October 15, 2025 • 74 mins
This week, we're diving into "On Deadly Ground," where Walker heads south of the border—without jurisdiction—to rescue Walker's old DEA friend Paco Cruz, who's been kidnapped by ruthless Mexican drug lords, leading to high-stakes chases and international justice. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to cross any border. Get ready for cartel...
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S2 E12/13 Something in the Shadows Pt 1 &2

October 8, 2025 • 101 mins
This week, we're diving into the two-part epic "Something in the Shadows," where Walker and Trivette hunt down a ruthless drug ring operating on a college campus, only to discover the leader is also a serial rapist—and Alex is unknowingly dating him, putting her in grave danger. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to lighten even the darke...
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S2 E11 Legend of the Running Bear

October 1, 2025 • 80 mins
This week, we're diving into "The Legend of Running Bear," where Walker's cousin David "Little Eagle" Jackson returns to his reservation only to be framed for the murder of a tribal leader by corrupt FBI agents covering their own tracks—leading to a high-stakes investigation blending Native American lore and Texas justice. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classi...
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S2 E10 Night of the Gladiator

September 24, 2025 • 70 mins
This week, we're diving into "Night of the Gladiator," where Trivette's old flame Diane seeks help for her brother Wade, who's blackmailed by an illegal underground fight ring—leading Walker and Trivette to go undercover as street fighters to bust the circuit and rescue Diane when she's kidnapped. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to pac...
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S2 E9 An Innocent Man

September 17, 2025 • 65 mins
This week, we're diving into "An Innocent Man," where Walker races against the clock to prove the innocence of a death row inmate who was blackmailed into pleading guilty, uncovering the real serial killer in a tense, five-year-old case. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to make even Chuck Norris crack a smile (maybe). Get ready for some...
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S2 E8 Unfinished Business

September 10, 2025 • 78 mins
This week, we're diving into "Unfinished Business," where a failed Texas Ranger applicant turns vigilante, trying to one-up Walker by hunting escaped criminals—but his reckless tactics put innocent bystanders in the crossfire, leading to high-stakes chases and moral showdowns. Join hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila as we riff scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to make even a vigilante cr...
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S2 E7 She'll Do to Ride the River With

September 3, 2025 • 85 mins
Saddle up for another wild ride with Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila dive into the rootin’-tootin’, roundhouse-kickin’ world of Walker, Texas Ranger! We’re riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough laughs to make a longhorn chuckle. This week, we’re breaking down Season 2, Episode 8, "She’ll Do to Ride the River With," where Walker teams up with a tough-as-nails ...
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S2 E6 Family Matters

August 27, 2025 • 81 mins
Hold onto your family ties for this episode of Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila unpack the drama-filled, kick-heavy universe of Walker, Texas Ranger! We're riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s action staple with humor that's as unbreakable as Chuck Norris's stare. This week, we're exploring Season 2, Episode 6, "Family Matters," where Walker navigates witness protection woes, sibling l...
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S2 E5 End Run

August 20, 2025 • 87 mins
Welcome to another episode of Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila tackle the high-kicking, justice-dispensing world of Walker, Texas Ranger with enough laughs to fill a stadium. We’re riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic, bringing the heat like a Texas tailgate. This week, we’re diving into Season 2, Episode 5, "End Run," where Walker protects a witness during a football ga...
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S2 E4 Crime Wave Dave

August 13, 2025 • 52 mins
Ride the wave of justice with Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila plunge into the action-packed depths of Walker, Texas Ranger! We're riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s icon with humor that's as sharp as Walker's roundhouse kick. This week, we're catching "Crime Wave Dave," Season 2, Episode 4, where a crooked parole officer turns ex-cons into his personal crime syndicate. Surf's up for...
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S2 E3 In The Name of God

August 6, 2025 • 74 mins
Someone started a cult and kidnapped Chuck Norris' girlfriend? I hope they've said their prayers because they're not long for this Earth. In our weekly Walker Texas Ranger recap, we hit episode 3 of season 2 and this time Walker and Trivette are going against the Almighty. Guess who wins? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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S2 E2 Storm Warning

July 30, 2025 • 77 mins
Batten down the hatches for another episode of Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila wade through the fist-flying, justice-serving mayhem of Walker, Texas Ranger! We’re riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s action classic with enough humor to weather any storm. This week, we’re tackling Season 2, Episode 2, "Storm Warning," where Cordell Walker faces a hurricane, escaped convicts, and a hote...
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S2 E1 Bounty

July 23, 2025 • 71 mins
Yee-haw! Welcome back to Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila lasso the wild, roundhouse-kicking world of Walker, Texas Ranger with a fistful of jokes and a truckload of 90s cheese. We’re riffing scene-by-scene through the ultimate action series, serving up laughs faster than Chuck Norris can dropkick a bad guy. This week, we’re diving into Season 2, Episode 1, "Bounty," where Walker faces o...
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S1 E3 A Shadow In The Night

July 16, 2025 • 77 mins
Saddle up for another round of Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila dive headfirst into the roundhouse-kicking, Stetson-wearing world of Walker, Texas Ranger! We’re riffing scene-by-scene through the 90s action juggernaut with enough humor to make even Chuck Norris crack a smile (maybe). This week, we’re breaking down Season 1, Episode 3, "A Shadow in the Night," where East meets West in a m...
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S1 E2 Borderline

July 9, 2025 • 66 mins
Welcome back to Watcher Texas Ranger, where hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila dissect the denim-clad, roundhouse-kicking chaos of Walker, Texas Ranger! We’re diving scene-by-scene into the 90s action classic with our signature blend of laughs, nostalgia, and questionable cowboy impressions. This week, we tackle Season 1, Episode 2, "Borderline," where Cordell Walker protects Alex from a vengeful ex-sheriff with a se...
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S1 E1 One Riot One Ranger

July 9, 2025 • 75 mins
Welcome to the premiere episode of Watcher Texas Ranger, where your hosts James Hauser, Clint Busch, and Ryan Mattila dive into the high-kicking, morally upright world of Walker, Texas Ranger! Each episode, we riff through the iconic 90s action series, scene by scene, with a mix of humor, nostalgia, and questionable martial arts expertise. Buckle up for roundhouse kicks, questionable plot twists, and more denim than a Levi’s factor...
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Trailer - Watcher Texas Ranger

June 28, 2025 • 3 mins
James, Ryan & Clint from Bad Movies Rule are going to riff through every episode of Walker Texas Ranger, and even though we've seen most of Chuck's 80s movies, we've never seen the show - launching on July 9th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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