We Are Fine

We Are Fine

Whether you’re a Gen Z screenager, a morbid Millennial, or an emotionally unavailable Gen X-er, there’s one thing we can all agree on… we are NOT prepared for this life thing. And, it’s starting to look like nobody’s coming to the rescue. As an educator trauma bonded to social media and lifelong human, Lauran Woolley (@mrs.woolleyin5th) has learned one essential truth above all else – history repeats itself. Each week, join Lauran and Jordan Woolley as they are thrown into the deep end of some truly heinous games all in the pursuit of self-improvement for the future. From reenacting pivotal moments in history (see: surviving the Civil War as a circus clown) to solving a SAW-style escape room through crafting the perfect text for cancelling dinner plans - their pain is your gain. As we journey together towards preparedness, should at any point you start to feel nervous about mastering these critical life skills, just keep repeating this mantra: WE ARE FINE!

Episodes

April 23, 2025 20 mins
What started as an experiment somehow became a time capsule—of squirrels, tangents, and a lot of laughs. In this Season 1 finale, we reflect on our favorite moments, how Jordan went from podcast novice to certified co-host, and what it’s like podcasting while five months pregnant. There’s a lot of love, a lot of nostalgia, and yes—one final showdown over household temperatures. Plus, why this podcast might become the most chaotic ...
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In Episode 21, our special guests Josh and Lauren Monroe join us and things go full retail nightmare. In this chaotic episode of Escape Womb, they face off against a haunted appliance, a passive-aggressive 7-foot greeter, yogurt-covered toddlers, and a store manager so powerful, he can deny refunds with a sigh. Oh—and did we mention Nala the therapy dog is officially retiring? It’s funny, heartfelt, and absolutely unhinged. Takeaw...
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In Episode 20 we are joined by the hilarious by Educator Andrea for a wild rewrite of 1850 Los Angeles history. As Pio Pico and Arcadia Bandini, they’ll bribe senators, blackmail rivals, and maybe—just maybe—accidentally start a war. It’s land barons, chaos, and corruption... with a side of fries. And if you think they’re the good guys? Think again. Takeaways: “From Fast Food to Land Fraud” – It all starts with fries in a rental c...
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In Episode 19 we continue the saga to Benedict Scramblebatch! He is back—this time, facing his biggest challenge yet: Project Batterstorm, a sinister plan that threatens the entire coffeehouse industry. Will he survive an underground brunch war? Will Crumlord finally be toast? And most importantly—who is truly pulling the strings behind Project Batterstorm? Takeaways: “The Muffin Men Are Back… and They’re Planning Something Huge”...
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In Episode 18 we finally shares the big news—we're expecting! We open up about the joy, anxiety, and emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy after loss, reflecting on our journey from heartbreak to hope. Plus, I share how they broke the news to our family and my students! Takeaways: “We’re Having a Baby!” – After months of keeping it secret, Lauran and Jordan finally share their biggest news yet. But why did it take so long to tell e...
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In Episode 17 we welcome stand-up comedian and teacher Gaspare Randazzo for a hilarious, chaotic, and slightly dangerous episode. Gaspare shares his experience balancing a teaching career with performing comedy nationwide, as well as his family’s real-life history with the mafia. Then, we all play Past to the Future, rewriting history in 1931 Nevada, where Jordan plays Hollywood icon Clara Bow and somehow gets into a high-stakes po...
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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes. In Episode 16 we share the other new ga...
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In Episode 15 we unveil a brand new podcast format that blends personal chaos with a historical twist. We introduce Past to the Future, a game where we rewrite real historical events—with unhinged results. This week, we take on Voyager 1’s 1979 flyby of Jupiter, but things go off the rails when Jordan plays the role of a sentient space probe and decides to dive straight into Io’s volcanoes. Takeaways: The Podcast is Changing! – L...
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In Episode 14 we are joined by the hilarious Leslie Robb, a teacher, comedic speaker, and part-time school bus driver who brings laughs, chaos, and wisdom to this episode. From her wildest teaching stories to the robot baby disaster that had her driving across town in the middle of the night, Leslie shares the hilarious (and sometimes horrifying) reality of teaching Family & Consumer Sciences. Takeaways: Family & Consumer Science...
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February 19, 2025 75 mins
In Episode 13, Lauran powers through an illness, Jordan gets exposed for his questionable admiration of her sick voice, and we finally uncover the horrific origin of the word “pooking”—and it’s worse than you think. But that’s not all! Our latest Egbert Adventure takes an insane turn as Benedict Scramblebatch infiltrates a corrupt breakfast empire, faces off against Agent Poacher, and learns the dark truth about Yolk HQ. Takeaw...
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In Episode 12, assistant principal and former fourth-grade teacher Kyle Cohen joins us to talk all things education. From chronic absenteeism and how the Cleveland Browns are trying to help combat this, to the changing face of school leadership, Kyle shares his journey into administration, the struggles educators face, and how schools can better support teachers and students. Takeaways: New Wave of School Leadership – Kyle shares...
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In Episode 11, Jordan faces his ultimate punishment: dressing up as a pineapple and eating pineapple pizza. But that’s just the beginning! We are then joined by Principal Jared Lamb and his wife, Brenna, for an insightful and hilarious conversation about education, leadership, and the power of being present in schools. Takeaways: Pineapple Pizza Punishment – Jordan pays the price for losing the bet, sitting through the entire epi...
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In Episode 10, we recount our chaotic and unforgettable trip to the White House. From a flat tire disaster in the middle of the Pennsylvania mountains to a horrifying stay at a potential murder hotel, our journey was anything but smooth. Despite the setbacks, we made it to the White House Christmas party, rubbed elbows with big names and soaked in the holiday magic. Plus, Egbert returns in a brand new adventure—this time, he's not ...
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January 22, 2025 78 mins
In Episode 9 we are joined by the inspiring and hilarious Jere Chang, aka Miss Chang Gifted. Jere shares her personal journey of living with spina bifida, how it shaped her career in education, and the challenges of navigating life with a hidden disability. We also discuss the pressures faced by gifted students, highlighting the emotional toll of perfectionism and burnout. Takeaways: Gifted Education Misconceptions: Jerry explain...
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January 15, 2025 83 mins
In Episode 8 we chat with the incredible Nancy Chung, aka Fancy Nancy in 5th, to discuss creative classrooms, cultural exchange in Japan, and how humor builds community in schools. Takeaways: Nancy’s Creative Classrooms: Nancy shares how she designs her classroom to feel like a welcoming second home for her students. Lesson Plan Roulette: Lauran, Jordan, and Nancy hilariously improvise lessons on random topics, like drawing stick...
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In Episode 7 we chat with Kevin McClintock and his wife, Katie, about life after teaching, the challenges and joys of balancing marriage and education, and Kevin’s adventures as a mentor and TikTok personality. Takeaways: Life After Teaching: Kevin shares how stepping away from the classroom transformed his life and well-being. Marriage and Mentorship: Kevin and Katie reflect on how teaching shaped their relationship and the uniqu...
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In Episode 6, we finish telling our engagement story before going into our thoughts about our recent miscarriage experience. We explore the emotional journey of healing through art and connection and share an original song we created. After a tender and emotional segment, we lighten the mood with the return of an Egg-Venture, Takeaways: Engagement Secrets Revealed: Lauran and Jordan share how hugs, red flags, and a random valet sh...
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In Episode 5 we chat with the incredible Dr. Jessica Hawk, aka “My Teacher Face.” Jessica shares her journey from teaching high school seniors for 32 years to embracing a vibrant retirement filled with new projects and TikTok fame. Takeaways: Life After Teaching: Dr. Jessica Hawk reflects on transitioning from 32 years in education to a fulfilling retirement. Teaching Realities: The group discusses the unseen struggles of teaching,...
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In Episode 4, we dive into one of our most chaotic conversations yet. We recount a wild summer adventure at the White House and welcome our guest, viral teacher and content creator Tyler Jackowski, aka “Fishin4Clout.” Together, we discuss classroom chaos, the importance of humor in teaching, and strategies for surviving a hypothetical classroom apocalypse. From road trip jams to absurd riddles, this episode is packed with nothing a...
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In Episode 3 we share our experience pitching our startup, Little Tusk, at a Shark Tank-style event—taking home $50,000 in prize money. We give you some insight on our company mission to teach financial literacy to kids and reflect on the challenges and joys of starting a business. Later, we're joined by comedian and former teacher Devin Siebold, who brings his signature humor and heartfelt stories about making an impact in and out...
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