promising young woman

the movie this week is promising young woman

we start with an update on my infected finger (thanks to the cat), a failed trip to the mason dixon family restaurant, and someone trying to break into our house mid-shower.

we talk about:

– bo burnham having some skeletons in his closet like every other alt-comedy guy

– spit fetishes, fondue metaphors, and why you should never trust a doctor

– if a man killing a woman counts as self-defense when she handcuffed him to a bed

other topics include:

– nudes getting leaked

– john mcafee’s deadman switch

– why giant balls require emotional foreplay

– lanky frames

final verdict:

bo burnham has a giant head, carrie mulligan deserved better, and if this is the 23rd best screenplay of the century, we give up.

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