Season 2 Episode 51: Concert Crowds, On the Clock with Food Poisoning, Who Named That Plant?

Part 1: What happened at the concert, stays at the concert, unless it’s COVID. Then you take it home and share.  Greg was at the John Hiatt show, took a look at the age of the crowd filing in, then said, “based on the age of this crowd I bet everyone sits during the show.”  John Hiatt superfan shot him the stink eye as she parked her walker to take a toke of oxygen. One toke over the line sweet Jesus. 

Part 2:  Greg and Keely were sharing appetizers at restaurant in Chicago recently when Greg shot down a bad oyster. He googled, how long does it take to get sick from bad oysters? The answer: Up to 48 hours. Then spent the rest of the trip “on the clock” as he analyzed his stomach then looked at his watch hoping the other shoe didn’t drop, along with everything he had for dinner. Andy wasn’t so lucky. Either was Jennifer. He asked for water. She threw it at him. 

Part 3:  Naming plants. Witch Hazel, St John’s Wart, Toad Lilly. We’re all of the good names gone by the time they got to those?  The guys talked about Greg and Keely’s Airbnb. None of the neighbors were happy their new purchase would become a short-term rental. Their mind went to a home that attracted police action. Greg’s mind went to, sexy cop role play. Furry handcuffs anyone? What if you used those and then had an allergic reaction to the fur? One minute you’re under arrest, the next minute you’re under duress with hives and wheezing. Where’s the chic from the Hiatt concert? I need some oxygen!

Part 4: the guys talk about Darwin at work. In the satellite communities around Indy, building codes for swimming pools have changed because too many people died from jumping off their roof into the pool but missed. Studies show that 70% of the time alcohol played a role in those deaths. Socker!

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