Billionaires Are Good
Each week on Billionaires Are Good, comedians Dave Ross and Caleb Synan explore the life and fortune of a different billionaire. Dave and Caleb believe that all billionaires are going to hell, and that their presence on earth is killing us all, and that it's not their fault!!! Be nice!!! The show is a laugh-heavy romp through the darkness of capitalism that doesn't take itself seriously at all, rife with segments and tangents and rock radio stingers. Money is bad and billionaires are good and we all need to lay down.
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We're back! A lot has happened since we took a break and all of it is GOOD. We discuss all rumors that are swirling around, why it's good to be rich, and why it's a great time to be ALIVE. You know and we know it! This episode also has 11 hidden clues that reveal next week's surprises and whoever finds them first gets NOTHING. That's ...
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WE'RE BACK! That's right. It's been, what -- 10 years? We missed you. But not as much as Jeffrey Epstein misses being alive. We hot a HEATER for ya! Dave and Caleb dig into the one of the most evil men to ever "kill" himself in prison. We also catch up on what's been going on in the entire world for the last few months. What are y...
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Billionaires Are Good is the best podcast of all time. And this is the last episode of this season! Dave and Caleb chop it up and laugh about RFK Jr, Alex Jones, and why milk is so crucial to being a good basketball player. We love you, we’ll miss you, and we’ll see ya’ll in July for a new batch of episodes! In the meantime, you can join the patreon for ...
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A behind the scenes peek at a leaked phone call between Dave Ross and Caleb Synan, two thugs. The boys get after it on a bevy of topics. Give it a whirl! We love you
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Michael Bloomberg owns a TV channel and he loves his soda's small. But you know what's not small? HIM. He's a tall drink of water and the world's thirsty as hell. Who wants a CUP? We do. He's rich, he's fun, and just 300 billion from now he'll be number ONE. Who couldn't root for the guy? Dave and Caleb talk about how he got r...
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Every episode ends with a segment called What's it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename something with YOUR help. The game this episode was: What would Microsoft be called if it sold SEX TOYS? And the Ricky S**t goes to FONDLE on Discord! With the suggestion "12 INCH FLOPPY"
0:00 Intro
0:11 Caleb Fires Himself (From Comedy)
8:25 Getting On Rogan
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Hey y'all! Things are still crazy over here in billionaires land so we recorded a short episode over the phone again. We talk about it a bit at the end of the ep, after ranting and raving about Trump and Elon and Kenrick and Anthony Weiner. Keep on layin' down!
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Oprah’s one of the richest women of all time, but she’ll never bring it up because she’s humble as hell. She’s on the cover of O Magazine every month, she’s got a house in Hawaii, and she’s still with Stedman’s lucky ass. What a lady! Dave and Caleb dig into what she owns, how she got rich, and why she’s GOOD. It’s a hot episode folks! We even have a special edi...
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Larry Page sounds like a fake name for the Google billionaire, but you know who’s not worried about that? Calm ass Larry. He owns several islands (way more than you’d think) and huge boats (with little boats on them). He’s also donated exactly 0% of his fortune to Dave and Caleb. Sounds like bullshit to us! The main point is: like all billionaires, Larry Page i...
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Hey everybody. It's Caleb and Dave. This episode turned out to be super fun and we hope you love it as much as we did. It's been a crazy couple of weeks. This episode is very silly and a little different. We make fun of Canada, several billionaires, and our oldest president. Get after it!
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Tiger Woods is the a pretty good golfer. And yeah, he’s rich. But did you know he can’t die? That’s right. He’s invincible. He owns WAY more boats than you’d think and his life is insane. Crank it up and listen to Dave and Caleb’s favorite episode. It’s funny, informative, and TRUE. Even the lies. Let’s get after it!
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George Soros isn’t doing anything bad. He’s just rich and a solid dude! And he texts back FAST. What a guy! Sure he might seem like a Bond Villian, but those movies are fun! He received the medal of freedom, funds left wing causes, and he broke the Bank of England! He’s behind every fun conspiracy theory and Dave and Caleb break down how he became the man he is...
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Ted Turner is the richest cowpoke on the manor. But you know what else he is? Faster than a greased pig. Sometimes you can’t even see man. Dave and Caleb dig into his tipping contest with Donald Trump, scandals, owning the Braves, and starting the greatest TV channel of all time: CNN. What a guy! He can wrestle a grown bison out of a tree and divorce Jane Fonda...
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Charles Koch is one of the richest men alive. But you know what else he is? Younger than Clint Eastwood. And several other alive people! He loves college basketball, buying senators, and being an all around fun kid. Dave and Caleb give the boy his flowers and break down how he got on top. This episode features special guest Kath Barbadoro and our last DOUG FACT...
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the most versatile actors of all time. But you know what else he is? A tender beauty and a ripped, rich old man. He owns a donkey, a tank, and the box office in the 90s. Dave and Caleb are huge fans and have nothing but love for the big guy. This episode is jam packed with several new songs about Caleb. It’s a hot one. Get on it!
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Larry Ellison is the 2nd richest man alive. But he’s number 1 in the hearts of men who love ELEGANCE. He glides into a room like a roomba. What a guy! And he looks like the world’s youngest old man. Or one of the three musketeers was left in the sun for a year. Dave and Caleb dive into his secret to looking like a sexy lizard. Give it a whirl!
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Warren Buffett is the richest elf in the house. But you know what else he is? BRAVE. He’s a lion in Keebler clothing. He saves his bottle caps and he’s taking over the world. What a guy! Dave and Caleb talk about how he rose to the top and of course: DOUG FACTS! Caleb also tells a story of how he got robbed in Atlanta and Dave plays an old forgotten Christmas song. G...
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Mark Cuban is the richest Shark in the Tank. But he's not just a fat cat, he's also a class clown! This gusy's got a razor sharp wit in his pants. That's why he can't be stopped. Dave and Caleb talk about why he's the greatest man alive and -- you're in the luck! One of the last editions of DOUG FACTS. The boys even pick the top ten movies for living on Mars. Fire it u...
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Mark Zuckerberg invented the end of the world and he's rich as hell. But you know what else he is? A cool guy. He's got a sweet head of hair and a bussin chain. What a guy! Dave and Caleb dig into his surprising holdings, why commercials are so horny, and of course: DOUG FACTS. Get into it! It's our best episode
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Jim Walton has a lot of money. But you know what else he has? Everything. Dave and Caleb welcome Kurt Braunohler to the show for billionaire trivia, and always DOUG FACTS.
Every episode ends with a segment called What's it Called, where Dave and Caleb rename a movie with YOUR help. The game this episode was: What would Speed be called if it was an Italian movie? And the R...
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