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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello survivors and
welcome back to another episode
of Will you Survive.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
The.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Podcast.
And today we got something soutterly special and near and
dear to everybody's hearts,everybody's favorite game
Gepardy baby.
But before we get into Gepardy,I've got to introduce our two
contestants.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We've got Eric, it's
me.
It's me, I'm Eric.
Hello, and we've got Alex.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I'm Alex.
I'm hiding behind the Will youSurvive podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, we're live.
Yeah, we're live.
You guys can tune in everyFriday, we go live.
You guys can tune in everyFriday, we go live.
And you guys can join in onlistening early on to some
podcast stuff.
But with that out of the way, Ijust got one thing to say.
Welcome back to Gepardy, eric.
(01:30):
Would you like to read off ourcategories?
I'll click on it right here.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Sure, our first is
actual survival questions, which
I somehow feel like won't be.
Will you survive the categorynice?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
tj's titular,
terrifically terrifying trivia I
love these, only for eric yes,that's historically not good,
for me only for alex probablywon't be good for me either, and
category six Y'all knowCategory six.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
We all know about
category six.
I'm just what is like area 51?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm thinking category
six like a hurricane.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Category six is
basically the anything and
everything.
Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's just category
six Cause Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Eric thought it would
be funny.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, call me out.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I'm pretending like I
don't know.
I'm trying to not make alexthink I'm cheating.
I just want to check somethingreal quick.
I want to know who the lastwinner was.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Uh, so eric was the
loser, so eric gets to go first
oh yes, all right, all right,let's see, there's so many good
categories here.
I think, though I want to seeonly for Alex for 600.
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh shit, remember,
you guys have your buzzers,
we've upgraded.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh shit, You're right
.
What do we do?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It'll say buzzers
active when I click on it.
So which one do you want?
Okay, only for Alex for 600.
Only Alex, for $600.
In the 1920s, the first flightto South Africa from London took
place.
How long did it take, oh, okay,there's several sentences.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I see yes.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Buzzers active Go.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I did it who gets
clubbed.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
That's Alex.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He would know it's
only for Alex.
What is 14 hours 1920s?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
South Africa to
London, you got to tap your
buzzer.
If you want to steal, I'm goingto go with 20 hours 45.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
45 days, oh my.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
God, oh, my God.
You see, I was not there, guys.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It took them 45 days.
No see, you're playing a smartgame, Alex should have known
that because he was born in the1920s.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I was not there.
You're pretending to not know.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I wasn't there, and
that's a smart move.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I had no idea it's a
smart move.
Nobody gets that one.
I would have never guessed that.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're both down 600
points.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
We both lose it.
How do we lose points for notgetting it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's A we upgrade.
We're doing actual jeopardythis time.
Jeopardy is hard Jeopardy,jeopardy.
You know, we all know what.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jeopardy is yeah, no,
apparently, apparently I'm kind
of I guess, okay, now I reallyI don't watch Jeopardy, so I
don't know the rules.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
It's a white people
show, so, eric, would you like
to choose another one, sincenobody got it?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, wait, I thought
I was supposed to choose
because nobody got it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know I don't
watch it.
You're old.
You watch it.
Is that the way it goes?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's the way it
goes.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Okay, alex, choose,
you're going to believe the old
guy.
He's probably got dementia.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Well here.
This is why it was a good ideato choose me, because I want to
go with TJ's titular.
Terrifically terrifying triviafor 400, TJ.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
All TJ, all right,
tj's titular, terrifically
terrifying trivia for 400?
.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yes, sure.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
All right, what is
TJ's favorite milkshake flavor
Must be interactive, that's.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Eric, cookies and
cream.
No, that's not right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Alex.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think it might be
the same exact thing, but I was
going to say Oreo, it's the samething Is that Peanut butter oh.
What are you dumb, Sonic?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
peanut butter shake
is amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, okay, but
that's not a milkshake.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Here I have my green
book.
I don't know if I have a pen.
Ah shit, everything's falling.
Help, help my pen.
Everyone can't see my ballsfalling under my beard.
All right, I forgot to grab thegreen notebook.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That was wild.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay, Eric, would you
like to choose one?
This is going horribly.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, we're 1,000
down.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Let's go.
Will you survive the categoryfor 200?
Because, dear God.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Survive the category
for 200.
Let's see what's on the boardOther than the word zombie.
Survived the category for 200.
Let's see what's on the boardOther than the word zombie.
What are some other names thatthey are called in movies and
shows?
Whoever wins oh shh or whoevernames the most, wins the points.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, how do you want
to do this?
Because we can just both buzzin and then I guess we'll both
have each other's answers,Whoever buzzes in Buzzer's live.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Eric Damn answers
Whoever buzzes in Buzzers live.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Damn Zeds, zeeks,
walkers, deadites I would kind
of argue Infected Zees.
What did?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
they call him in that
one movie.
We'll say there is a time limit.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Okay, yeah, I'm going
to say I got six, six.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
All right, alex, buzz
in how many you got.
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I know all of those.
The challenge is going to be ifI can get more, the only one
I'm trying to.
You already said infected.
You said Zs.
You said Zs.
You said Zeeks said zeke's.
Um said walkers, you saidwalkers.
I said deadites, you saiddeadites, and I don't know, this
was all right nobody got thateric name oh most we got walkers
(06:54):
, roamers, biters shamblerslurkers, groaners, rotters,
stiffs, undead, those are justsome examples those are all the
ones I could uh think of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I know there's like
Zed Zeke's.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Funny, you put me
under pressure, man.
How the fuck did I not getRotters Shamblers?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Biters.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Those are like
obvious man, I was going to say
those, but I thought we weretalking about just in general,
because I was going to say likeShamblers and Crawlers.
But then I was like, well, no,that's just a Walker brawlers.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
But then I was like,
well, no, that's just, that's
just a walker like becausethat's what they call because in
, in movies, but they call themdifferent.
Yeah, in every zombie moviethey will not use the word
zombie like yeah, I didn't thinkabout that because I was like
they're gonna get us yeah, sojosh gave us a good idea, and
then, if we have another one ofthese type, we should write them
down yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I I was going through
my head where I was like
Walking Dead Walkers.
But then I stopped there.
I didn't go further.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, you got locked
in on Walking Dead, but you do
get the points, because we couldhave just named all the.
I appreciate that.
On the book you get the pointsFinally On the board, on the
book, though, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, I appreciate
that, because on the board we're
still both losing the sameamount okay I mean, I don't, I
don't want him to win, but whydoesn't he get him on the board?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
just because he did.
He did like it was just whoevernamed the most.
It's not how jeopardy works,but like it's how I work.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's, it's jeopardy
all right, I see, I see, that's
my excuse.
It's jeopardy, I'm feeling it.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
By the way, ladies,
and gentlemen, gepardy is
spelled with a G, it's GhettoJeopardy.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Gepardy I'll take
category six for 200.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Category six for 200.
Let's see what's on the board.
In Florida, it is illegal for aporcupine to do this on Sunday,
Though how they enforce itremains a mystery.
Buzzes are active.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Alex Pee on your car
tire.
What is pee on your car tire?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh shit, we haven't
been doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Eric, would you like
to steal?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Josh reminded me
about that earlier.
What is crossing the road?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
that's a better one
what is whistle to the theme
song of jeopardy?
Ain't no way this question isbrought to you by our number one
fan official, josh that's funnyall right, alex, would you like
to choose?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I want to go actual
survival questions for 600.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
I knew you would, you
nerd?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Actual survival
questions for 600.
Let's see if they're actualsurvival questions.
This survival tool is used todistill salt water into clean
drinking water.
Buzz is directed Eric, come on.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
What is a solar still
?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
That is correct.
Let's go, you finally freakinglearned what a solar still.
That is correct.
Let's go, you finally freakinglearned what a solar still is.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Actually, I learned a
lot from this podcast and I
think people who don't likesurvival could learn a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I don't know how the
fuck you beat me on that one.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I have a fast trigger
finger.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You inebriated
yourself, sir.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You knew it was going
to be gibberish.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Don't confuse me with
facts.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
He actually, you
nerfed yourself.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
And this is guys.
I don't know if you heard thisis the final Gepardy episode.
I don't believe that this isthe final Gepardy.
It's the final Gepardy.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I don't believe it.
It's the final brain cell.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Currently Eric is up.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It's my brain at work
just spinning in circles.
Let's do Beautiful.
Host.
Will you survive the categoryfor 400?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Will you survive the
category for 400?
Let's see what's on the boardAt the time of this recording.
How many episodes of Will youSurvive are there?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You got to enable it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh, buzzers out.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
No, what the fuck.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Eric 96.
Alex was like still, that's notright.
That's nowhere near right.
I miscounted.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I think it's what is
84?
.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Should I give it to
the closest answer.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yes, it could be you
79.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, however, you
know what I forgot?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
However, it doesn't.
I mean it doesn't get you anycloser, eric, you're still lost.
But there's actually 80 becauseone's unedited.
There's actually 80 becauseone's unedited, and then there's
this one, that's true.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
So, 81.
That's true.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But 79 that are out
right now.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I forgot that the
first season had like six
episodes.
Yeah, so I counted 24 to besafe on each one, and then after
I put in my answer, I was like,oh, I wildly miscounted.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
All right, Alex.
Would you like to choose acategory?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I would like to try
only for Eric for 200, TJ.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
No, this category has
been neglected.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
For a good reason.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's time.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Because it's only for
Eric I'm going to get this one
right Only for Eric for 200.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Let's see what's on
the board.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
How many
civilizations are there included
in the base game of Civ 6.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Buzzes are active.
Fuck, there's no way, he wouldknow though.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
There are 29.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
No that's way too
many.
I easy win this off of that Inthe base game.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
In the base game no
DLC 16?
.
I'll give it to the closestanswer.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Was it like 18?
, 19.
, 19?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's on you.
There you go.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Let's go, let's go.
Yeah, guess how many are in.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It was actually only
for Eric this time.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, I'm surprised,
because when I saw that question
I was shocked.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now there is one I
doubt you know.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
It is related to you,
but I doubt you know, polaris
shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Uh, did I?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
see what you said.
Now you know what I'm now Ilike this category.
I'm gonna go only for eric for400 only for eric for 400.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Let's see what's on
the board.
Who is paramour?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
no way, oh, I
shouldn't know his name what's.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Might I remind you
that I have to remember all of
the answers in order to yeah, toknow if they're right or wrong.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I chimed in.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I don't know if this
is actually who the drummer is,
but who the drummer should be isTJ motherfucking Jackson.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Why?
Because he's black, blackpeople don't play the drums
Because he's the host.
Who played the?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
bass.
That's not true.
Questlove, questlove isn'tblack.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I know his name and
it's going to make me so mad
because I can't remember it.
I will not allow stalling fortime I have nothing, dude.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I got nothing.
You got a buzz.
Stop cheating.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
He's cheating.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I have nothing dude,
I got nothing.
Stop cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Who is Joseph Stalin?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
He's cheating.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I literally buzzed in
.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Eric.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, he did, I
literally buzzed in.
He did, I buzzed in.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, you gotta give
me an answer, oh.
Ah you got like two seconds Iknow their name, is it Josh?
It's gonna pop up.
Zach, farr, zach, that's gonnapop up.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Zach Farrar.
Zach, that's the other guy.
Fuck, I knew that.
I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
And guess what?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't know him,
Alex would you what you could
have said?
What was the lead singer ofParamore that I would have known
?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't listen to
Paramore for the drummer.
I'm not giving any freebies.
You think I would give free?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
points.
You could have asked me howI'll give you three points, or
what tattoo she has on her leftthigh, or that's creepy well
shit, there was a bbc interview.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Ruins his reputation.
Would you like to pick acategory?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
what did you think I
was saying?
I did not know, because Ididn't hear the context of that.
All I heard was bbc and I'mlike what the fuck?
Is this chick doing these days.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
They did a BBC One
live lounge and she wore like
these short shorts.
But it was the first time Inoticed that she actually has
tattoos and she has one on herthigh.
I actually couldn't tell youwhat it is, but I know she does
have one.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well, mr Host, I want
to try actual survival
questions for 800, please.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Ooh, actual survival
questions for 800, please.
Oh, actual survival questionsfor 800, that's right.
What's on the board?
The shadow tip method is usedfor what survival purpose?
Buzzers are active.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yes, alex what is
navigation compass?
Can I yep yep determine?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
direction using a
stick and a shadow.
So little you know, littlelearning time.
Yo, we are a survival podcast.
I would like to you know theseare actual survival questions.
You get a you know a verystraight stick right and you
stick it in the dirt and thenyou got to do a bunch of other
(15:41):
shit and it'll tell you thedirection.
That's all I know.
But, you know, you can fuckingfigure it out.
I don't know.
You got Google.
We're gonna end tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Google it, Alex would
you like to pick another.
So basically, you get your saltwater, you make a way to
desalinate it and then youdesalinate it.
It's pretty simple, guys Take away to desalinate it and then
you desalinate it.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It's pretty simple,
guys.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
The fact that you
take a stick, you stick it in
the ground, you do a bunch ofother shit.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I think there's a
couple steps that were just kind
of lumped into one there butWell.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I mean honestly Well,
no, you got to use the shadow
from the sun and you gotta, ifyou can tell the shadow just
from if you could tell theshadow just from number one
where you started, from numbertwo, what time of day it is.
So if it's, if you just woke uprecently and then you're
sticking the dirt, the stick inthe sand that you can tell right
(16:40):
by where the shadow is beingcast it's gonna help you in the
eastand sets in the west at least it
settles in the final locationthat's right.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Thank you, red hot
chili pepper that's the way I
actually remember that that wasawesome okay, alex, would you
like to?
Choose another.
I want to announce really quickI have a new method to winning
this episode and I'm gonna startimplementing it now.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh, what's that?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, you'll see.
Oh okay, I just wanted to beknown.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Okay, Host, I want to
try.
Will you survive the categoryfor 600, please?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Will you survive the
category for 600?
Let's see what's on the boardIn the series.
A Quiet Place.
What is the name of the monster?
As Buzz was directed?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
God damn it, eric.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
How?
What is Death?
Angels Death.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Angels Death, that is
correct.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You missed the uh,
they never say it Ever.
Never.
The fact that even the actressfrom Day Zero had no idea they
were called Death Angels iscrazy.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Which, like you'd
think there would be like know
at least one like person,something you think they would
say it like once they're likeangels of death or anything like
that.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Nothing, they say,
nothing, the game mentions, they
never say a quiet place, either, like imagine, they were just
like sitting there and they'relike you know well, because if
they did that then the wholetheater would have been like
they said the thing, then itwould have been weird where we
are is a real quiet place, andthen the other person was like
say that again a quiet place andthen title boom title credits.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
John Krasinski really
kind of dropped the ball there,
dropped the ball anyways, eric,you got that one, so you get to
choose the next one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You guys are tied on
points on the board I see
Negative 800 apiece.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Y'all are broke, only
for Eric for 600.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I will get this Only
for Eric for 600.
In what state does the videogame Project Zomboid take place?
Buzzers are active.
Does the video game ProjectZomboid take place?
Buzzers are active.
I'll let you take a guess, Ihave no fucking clue.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I'll let you take a
guess.
In what state does the videogame?
If he guesses right, I'm goingto be so mad.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Project Zomboid take
place?
What is Oregon?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
All right, yes, eric.
Oh, I should have saidConnecticut.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
What is Kentucky?
Oh, kentucky, yeah, you wouldhave never guessed it.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Connecticut was close
, but it's Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
You would have never
got it.
There's just no way If Ericdidn't get it.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I'd be kind of
depressed at him.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
There's Louisville,
maldro, west Point and Riverside
Riverside.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Boy a little shout
out to Will you Survive Gaming
real quick?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
What's the latest
video that you guys just
processed in our I justprocessed some clips of Ready or
Not and I also just uploadedlike three weeks worth of videos
that are going to come out overthe next three weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't know if you'd
be able to use Ready or Not for
the background of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, Ready or Not?
Is that SWAT simulator?
You saw that I was playingLooks dope.
I don't know how it's gonnaperform?
We would have to cut around itso hard you'd have to blur so
much yeah, like plus me and himare just shooting random people
him, he is, he has no regard forif they have a gun in their
hands or not.
I accidentally shot one lady inthe stomach and then he
(20:05):
finishes her okay, but wait.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
What about the
dinosaur horror one?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
oh, we have to get to
that.
Neither of us own it, so I'dhave to buy it?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
are you guys ever
down to do that?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
I would be, I'm not
going to lie.
I don't get it.
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh okay, I really
want to play the Last of Us 2
with Eric because he has notseen it and the series is coming
out pretty soon.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
I would like to do
that.
Whose turn is it?
It's yours oh okay, I got it.
I got it because I got KentuckyAlright host.
I would love to do category 6for 600.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Category 6 for 600.
Let's see what's on the board.
This bizarre phenomenon occurswhen a group of highly trained
squirrels successfullyinfiltrates the United Nations
to negotiate the global price ofacorns using only interpretive.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh shit.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I didn't mean to do
that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I didn't mean to do
that.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Alex was the answer.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
This bizarre
phenomenon when a group of
highly trained squirrelssuccessfully infiltrates the.
Do that, Alex?
What's the answer?
This bizarre phenomenon when agroup of highly trans girls
successfully.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Um, Alex.
What's the answer?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
What is rhododentra?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Eric, what's the?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
answer what is acorn
detra?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Unfortunately,
neither of those answers are
correct.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
You like that one,
right, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Also brought to you
by our number one fan official.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Josh.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What's the answer?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
What is the?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Nutty Diplomatic
Summit of 2045?
Oh my.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
God, the Nutty
Diplomatic Summit of 2045.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I was never going to
get that.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Well it's good to
know that, lore.
Now you got it right Accordingto Ta.
Yeah, according to Ta.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
I guess you didn't
get rhododendra.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I didn't actually.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Rodent, rodent,
dendra, rhododendra is a plant.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, rodent dendra.
I'm there, I'm there, I'mfollowing now.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So is it my turn.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah, alex, because
he picked that one, you get to
go.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Actual survival
questions for 1,000, please.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Big money.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
This sweet topical
medication dates back thousands
of years and was practiced byancient Egyptians, greeks and
even the Romans.
Buzzers are active.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh wait, eric, Aloe
vera with sugar.
Well, because I already hadaloe vera locked in my mind, but
then I remembered it said sweetokay, what is robitussin?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
no give me, alex,
what is honey?
Speaker 1 (22:33):
oh, that is correct.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Damn it, fun fact
guys, you can I thought he was
gonna get that for sure andit'll uh'll help.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Not the crap from the
store.
I'm looking at you Actual honeyIn the camera.
I'm looking at you.
You Don't rub the crap from thestore in your cuts, that's not
honey, real honey, that's cornsyrup or do.
Real honey, I mean you could ifyou're into that, but don't.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
But like we don't
recommend you're into that, but
don't but like we don'trecommend.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I don't recommend
real raw honey.
Yeah, you know, I forgot, thatwas the thing I like I said I
really had it stuck on my head.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was gonna be aloe
vera you know how you have, you
know how to tell if, what youhave is real sugar you know how
to tell what you have is realhoney.
When it hardens, yeah, when itgets cool.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That's all the sugars
in it, Just yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I got some real honey
in my cabinet.
That's good stuff.
Cool, that is good stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
All right, Alex, you
got that one.
What is that?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Would you like to
pick another?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
With sugar.
With sugar.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I totally fucking
thought you had it.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
He said aloe vera,
and then he remembered the sweet
part of the question.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
He's like which sugar
?
I was like oh no.
I knew as I was going to say it.
I knew I was like, oh no, whichwas so?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
damn funny, because
I'm sitting there and as soon as
you said it I was like wait, oh, never mind, Go ahead yeah.
I was pissed that you beat meand then yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I had to ease-ify
that one just a little bit for
you guys, because I had it aslike this topical whatever.
I didn't have the sweet inthere.
I gave you a little hint.
Alex, would you like to pickanother one?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Let me do only for
Alex, for 200, please.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Only for Alex, for
200.
This one's a doozy.
Let's see what it is Alexsuffers from.
What tragic disease.
Oh oh, buzz is active.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
The fuck.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is it me?
Yes, eric, I have two answers.
Do you want one or two?
Just say it which one.
One or two, one Bald Bald.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Oh, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That is correct.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
The bald.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Alex is suffering
from the bald.
My other answer was old, theold Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Fuck you guys.
Jesus the old Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's plus one point
for the old.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Alex, typical Gen Z
is fucking jealous over here.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I have to get the
points Fuck.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
That's fucking funny.
I think that's kind of fuckedup.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
This is supposed to
be only for Alex, and I'm the
only one who wouldn't know whatanswers you're going to give
here.
I mean you should.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I would like to do.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, I would like to
do you can help a man regain
his hair follicles.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh guys, if you raise
enough money for me, I will
definitely get hair transplants.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Go to Turkey.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Take it off of TJ's
ass.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
You want that.
You could, you really could.
My butt cheeks are starting togrow hair and it's concerning I
would have a full-blown fro yeah.
Eric, would you like to choose?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, I would love to
get away from this conversation
.
Let's go.
Tj's titular, terrificallyterrifying trivia for 600.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
TJ's titular.
Terrifically terrifying triviafor 600.
The two on the board, t T T T.
T In the W Y S interviewepisode, I told a story
involving me and my brotherseeing what for the first time.
Buzz Alex, what are boobs, damnit.
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Booba, what a change
oh.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
I was going to say
booba.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I was going to
exactly say booba.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I didn't know the
word Damn it, I got it.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
It's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Damn it.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
He doesn't even know
about booba, if you would have
buzzed in.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
And you said booba,
you would have got extra points
off that I tried.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You tried late host,
don't you like?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
these buzzers instead
of the old ones.
Man, he doesn't even.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Me, me, no, I like
the me better yeah that was
funny.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, Alex, you
got that one.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I would like to try
actual survival questions for
400, TJ.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Actual survival
questions for 400.
Let's see what's on the board,found all over the world in many
varieties of this.
Shut the fuck up yeah, I'mfollowing found all over the
world.
Many varieties of this commonweed are edible buzz directive
come on, what is the devil'slettuce?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
unfortunately no,
eric.
I think you know I'm right,though.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
What are dandelion?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, I knew that was
the right answer, but I think
you know I'm also right.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I think you can eat
all parts of a dandelion.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
All parts, even the
dandelion.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Once it turns into
seeds, I wouldn't recommend
eating that.
I'm sure it's edible.
Don't eat that.
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
It.
I'm sure it's edible, but don'teat that.
That's weird, it's weird, it'svery weird.
But the stem, the root, theleaves, the milk.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I also don't
recommend rubbing honey on your
cuts and then running throughdandelions.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Where's the tit on a
dandelion?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
to get milk from a
dandelion.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I have to show you
it's really small yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
You ever broken open
a dandelion?
I have to show you.
It's really small.
Yeah, you ever.
You ever broken open adandelion.
Has like the white glue in it.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yep, yeah I think
that's something else guys
dandelion juice all right, isthat what they call it?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
by the way, I am at
zero dollars yeah, he's whooping
your fucking ass I have workedmy way out of debt.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
What's okay, I want
to do jumped around the ones
that I want you to get to um Iwant to do.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Will you survive the
category for 800?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
will you survive the
category for 800?
See who's on the board.
What year was the first episoderecorded?
Buzzer active.
Come on, yes.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Eric 2021?
No.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
No no it was 2020.
That is incorrect, alex.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
What is 2020?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Damn it, I knew it.
I knew it and I changed my mind.
Unfortunate, eric, you're thetech savvy one.
Well, it was because.
So let me explain we talked allthe time about how we should
have started this sooner.
We should have started this atthe height of COVID, because
it's when everybody was lookingfor new content and I couldn't
(29:13):
remember if we'd actuallystarted late 2020 or if we I
think we started like November2020.
So, yeah, okay, I was wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I believe that the
first episode was uploaded in
2023.
Wasn't it?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
No yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
That was our first
year.
It was uploaded in 2023, wasn'tit no?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, that was our
first year, first episode was
uploaded in 2023.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
2023?
.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, you were
awarded in 2020.
I believe it was July of 2023.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Oh, wow, wow, there
was like two years in between.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I think it was.
Are you looking at it right now?
Tj.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, I'm opening it
right now.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
For extra points if
you'll give me some extra points
.
I think I have the exact datethat it was uploaded, the very
first episode of will yousurvive the podcast begins.
You know the exact date itbegins I believe it was july
11th 2023 you get approximatelyhalf a point okay was I, only I
only close.
Was it July 12th?
You were close.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It was August 11th.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
August 11th, oh my
God, literally the next month.
Yeah, oh my God.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
All right, I would
have never gotten that.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I think that
literally would have been the
last day.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Out of 365 days.
That would have been the lastone Out of 365 days.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That would have been
the last one.
I want to try TJ's titularterrifically terrifying trivia
for 200.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
TJ's titular
terrifically terrifying trivia
for 200.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Let's see what's on
the board Alex, how?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
tall is TJ Buzz
directive Alex.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Is it, what is?
What is is correct?
What is six foot two?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Eric, would you like
to buzz in?
What is this correct?
What is 6'2"?
Eric, would you like to buzz in?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
What is super tall?
What is 6'1"?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
How dare you, eric?
You went down, why wouldn't yougo up?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I thought about going
up.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You should have went
up.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
No, I damn it 6'3".
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I was just going to
say so handsomely tall.
But then I second guessedmyself and I should have.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
I feel like I would
have won.
Do I get that for being closer?
Speaker 1 (31:12):
No, I'll give you the
other half of your point.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
How, when we got
questions wrong before, we both
lost points.
Now he gains points.
No, but I got closer.
You were still wrong.
He asked for it.
There was a specific answer.
Can.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I have a point.
No, it's too late, eric.
I mean he got it wrong, so youget to go oh, hey, I kind of
forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Let's end out the
category.
Let's do actual survivalquestions for 200 asq for 200.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
The easiest way to
make water drinkable is activate
buzzers right now yes, sir whatis boiling it that is correct.
What is boiling it?
I'm pretty smart now guys,boiling does not get rid of
anything in the water you willbe drinking dead parasites, but
they're dead.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
So but they won't
hurt you anymore.
So that's the important part.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
So I recommend
running it through like a filter
of some kind.
You can make it out of a shirt,some gravel, sand and stuff you
know.
Activated charcoal Activatedcharcoal is the best Host.
Yes, I, I think the charcoal isthe best Host.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I would like to do.
Will you survive the categoryfor 1,000?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Will you survive the
category for 1,000?
Big number.
Let's see what's on the board.
Which episode of Will youSurvive the podcast is the
longest oh.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Buzzers are active.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yes, what is Dawn of
the Dead?
I?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
don't think it is.
Oh it is, it is, that iscorrect.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I was not even close
then.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I believe it's like
an hour and 40, 30.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, I edited
that one.
I remember that I think it's anhour and 36 minutes.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I went through our
bus prep and did all of them, I
was like I need a question.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Guys turns out, I
don't know things Crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Well, you know, there
is a final Kepardy Dang.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I didn't know that.
I see that now.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Which one would you
like to choose?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I would like TJ's
titular terrifically terrifying
trivia for 800, tj.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
T-T-T-T-T for 800.
We like T-Ts.800, TJ.
T-t-t-t-t for $800.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
We like T-T's.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
T-T's who is TJ's
favorite rapper?
Buzzer actor.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Who is K-Dot?
Kendrick Lamar, that is correct.
They not like us.
They not like us.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
K-Dot aka Kendrick
Lamar.
Bro, I got you, I gotta put apoint.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
This guy thought the
fucking Superbowl Sucked.
By the way, he thought thefucking halftime show was
garbage.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Well, no, you got it
right the first time.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I know that that shit
was fire.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I thought the
Superbowl sucked.
I thought the halftime showsucked.
I thought the commercial sucked.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
You don't think
Serena Williams Crip walking on
stage On a song about her exthat Kendrick was singing and
when he said, hey, drake.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
I hear you like I'm
young, you get the right time,
but the wrong guy.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Looking right into
the camera Crazy All the fucking
symbolism, by the way andfucking what's his face?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Samuel L Jackson
being Uncle Sam representing the
American government, do youreally know how to play the game
To ghetto?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It was fucking
beautiful.
It was a story.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Scorekeeper deduct
one life.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Yeah, that shit was
fire, it was fucking sick.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
It's going to be so
far from the Super Bowl when we
have one.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It's actually pretty
far from the Super Bowl now, but
Eric, you got that one, you getto choose alright, let's end
out the category TTTTT for 1000you don't even love her enough
to say it for 1000 let's comeaboard what is tj's favorite
(35:16):
space movie?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
buzzer actor yes,
eric what is space jam?
That's crazy.
That's not even like a spacemovie.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
You motherfucking,
motherfucker I've never, I've
I've never seen this, eric, I'venever seen Space Jam.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I have said this to
you multiple times and I was
like we need to watch ittogether.
Do you remember?
No, alex, what is it?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What is Starship
Troopers?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh wait, I know it.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I think, Eric, if you
can tell me'll get it oh what
the fuck?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
why does he?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
get two, two chances
uh, what is gravity?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
oh no, I would have
said interstellar interstellar I
was gonna say interstellar andI changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I said gravity
because I thought it was I was
gonna say interstellar, buti've've already seen.
Interstellar but host.
Can you take points away fromhim for getting a third chance
or a second chance and stillgetting it wrong?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I was fucking gonna
say Interstellar, I'm more
interested in the green notebook.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Can you take points
out of the green?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
notebook from him.
I changed my answer to thelesser space movie, I think if
you listen to me right now.
He agrees with you.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'll give you a point
, Alex.
I think if you listen to himright now, he agrees with you.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I'll give you a point
, Alex.
I think that'll.
Yeah.
You hear that I got a point.
I'm distraught.
Can we ask host to send wife 10bucks?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I literally changed
it to the lesser space movie
because I was like well, I'vealready seen Interstellar, I've
already seen Interstellar, Ihaven't seen Gravity, gravity,
it's working against me.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
They're both pretty
damn good.
We got one two, three, four,five, six seven eight.
All right, more choices.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Which of the eight
would you like to choose?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Let me try only for
Alex, for 400 host Guys.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I'm in so much debt,
I'm in so much debt.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You're not touching
your buzzer.
Lock the fuck in.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Thank you, host.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Don't touch the
buzzer.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Yeah, click it for me
.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Let's see what's on
the board.
What is Alex's favorite alcoholbuzzer?
What the fuck?
How?
Yes, eric, scotch.
See what's on the board.
What is Alex's favorite alcoholbuzzer actor?
What the fuck?
Yes, eric, how, no, yes, eric.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Yes, eric, scotch,
it's not.
I don't know your favoritealcohol.
I should.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Free points, free
points, eric got the free points
.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yes, yes, yes.
No one gives a shit what yourfavorite alcohol is the fuck.
They're here.
Who the zombies?
I thought the gate would stopthem.
They knocked it down instantly.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
How much time do we
have?
They're already here, we shouldhave bought that beautiful Los
Angeles dream house in that safeneighborhood that Corinne
showed us.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
I know it was so much
more defensible and Corinne
would have had us moved inbefore the apocalypse.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Do you think it's too
late to call her now?
I'll try, no, no.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
We should have called
Corinne sooner.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Don't wait until it's
too late.
Call Corinne Salas today at714-510-6443, and buy your Los
Angeles dream house now.
That's 714-510-6443.
You can also find her onInstagram at nexthomebycorinne,
or visit her website atcorinnesalasnexthomegrandviewcom
(38:41):
.
That's C-O-R-I-N-N-E-S-A-L-A-S.
Dot.
Nexthhomebrandviewcom.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Eric pick a category.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
I will, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Because you got your
fucking free points, category 6,
for 400.
They were well-earned points,considering.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
I kind of got it
right Category 6 for 400.
Let's see what's on the board.
Warning, warning TJ is Come onwhat is black.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
How the fuck did you
that is correct 140 milliseconds
.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
I have a really fast
trigger finger Bullshit.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
TJ's rigging this
shit.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I'm not I told you,
you guys are jumping all around,
the ones that I wanted you toget to.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Also, I'm eating a
cookie.
He hooked up my phone to aprivate server.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
That connects to his
computer.
I don't know what the fuck youguys are doing.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
This is BS the fiber
optic cable ran directly up
Eric's urethra.
Right now I'm morse coding him.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
It's still in my
chair.
That's why you haven't seen memove.
I saw you squirm, though.
That's when I got the answerwrong.
Mr Airwake Candle, did you callme an airwake candle?
Let me do Only for Eric, for Athousand.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Only for Eric for a
thousand A thousand.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
I gotta either make
or break.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Right now here we go.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
I got this A thousand
.
I gotta either make or breakright now.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Here we go.
I got this.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
I got this, are you
sure?
Speaker 3 (40:16):
I'm positive.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Eric, are you locked
in?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
I'm locked in.
This is literally me.
This is all me.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Only for Eric, for
1,000.
Let's see what's on the board.
When did Eric meet TJ?
When either of those was itEric you want to?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
enable the fucking
buzzer Buzzers are active.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
It wasn't either of
those.
It wasn't either of those.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
When did Eric meet TJ
?
Oh wait, how specific are yougoing?
Year Month, it wasn't either ofthose.
You guys are fucked up.
Okay, so I'm going to.
I'm going to say it was in june23rd 2022.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
How much time eric,
shut up.
How much on the time limit am I?
Speaker 1 (41:07):
You're not tapped in
yet.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Okay yeah, how long
can I stall before I have to tap
in?
Oh fuck off.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You need to fucking
do it now.
How long you?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
got five seconds and
I'll count.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
Five seconds, five
Five seconds.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Four, three, two One.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Hang on two.
One it was reconnecting.
It was reconnecting.
Okay, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
June 2021.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
You know you need an
exact date June 28th 2021.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
I'm just gonna let
the time run out because I
forgot, not because I don't know.
I know it, but I don't know it,I don't remember june oh, oh,
oh 2022 I thought I was so whenwe met.
Uh, damn when I okay okay, jointhe server okay youfuckers.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You should fucking
give me some gnarly props for
that.
June 23rd 2022.
That was my guess.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, you got really
close.
You got really close.
That's insanely close, okay,real point.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
There's literally no
reason why you did that.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
I was searching
through Maddie.
I was searching through mineand Maddie's chat.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Sam, thank you for
your subscription.
We love you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Sam, thank you.
I was going through mine andMaddie's chat to try and get to
the beginning to see what daythat was If you would have.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
did you find the day?
I got to August 8th 2022, and Iwas like fuck, if you would
have just got all the way to theend.
She met you like a day beforeshe introduced me.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
Yeah, I, I remember
we met on siege the night before
and then, like the next day Iseen it on the, the chats for
the I the welcome page on yourserver I don't.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I don't remember the
date, but but what I remembered
was Eric telling me aboutmeeting somebody and they said,
yeah, they would only text typeme.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
And I was like yeah,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
And then eventually
it was like yeah, you want to
chat.
And she started talking and hegoes oh, that's why you don't go
in hot voice chat.
It immediately made sense.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
The second she said
hi, I was like, oh, you're a
girl it immediately made sense.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
The second she said
hi.
I was like, oh, You're a girl.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
It's not even that,
the voice that she has.
The second, she said hi, I waslike it's Siege, that makes so
much sense.
That's the worst community ever.
It makes a lot of sense, toofunny.
Wow, I am impressed you weretwo days off.
Yeah, that's very impressive.
I am impressed you were twodays off.
That's very impressive.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Eric picked it and
didn't get it.
You got the closest you can go.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Alex, I know the day
of your wedding.
I'm going to go and yourbirthday.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
I'm going to go only
for Alex for 800, please only
for Alex for 800.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
Eric lock in it for
Alex for 800.
Eric lock in.
It's only one loss, it's fine.
Lock in, alex.
Lock in.
I'm just here now.
Only for Alex for 800.
Let's see what's on the board.
If Alex ever becomes sick in azombie apocalypse, what is his
plan for survival?
Now I will preface this hasbeen said in an episode the
buzzers are active.
What preface?
This has been said in anepisode the buzzers are active.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
What the fuck?
Yes, eric, I think we allagreed that we would clear a
building as fast as possible andhunker down with your water and
food.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Okay, there's more
specifics to it.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
There is more
specifics.
I'll give you a point for that,eric.
But Alex, would you like tobuzz in?
Yes, alex.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
It was hunker down in
the attic crawl space.
Oh yeah, that's a good yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Crazy, that's so
fucking.
Y'all even said hunker down.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
forgot about the attic crawl
space.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, eric, you were
there, you were there.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
I was like I was kind
of following.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
You did get a point
for that.
He did get the you know win forthat.
But yeah, alex, would you liketo choose another one?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
okay, I'm gonna stay
with my category.
Let's go only for Alex for athousand.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Eric lock the fuck in
.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I don't think there's
a way I could win you haven't
seen the green book that's true.
The green book representsdifferently than what's on here.
I gotta balance the points.
Seen.
The green book that's true.
The green book representsdifferently than what's on here.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I got to balance the
points from the green book and
the points from here.
I would like to say for peoplelistening and you can't see this
, you're not on the live whichyou should be every Friday.
We were a little late today,but it is still Friday.
I mean it's Saturdaytechnically.
But now Alex has $400.
Eric has negative $4,000.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
That's going to go
into the.
Will you survive?
Coffers.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I was going to say on
a side note, I am starting a
GoFundMe to help pay for whatI've lost here.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
When it's negative,
that means you have to pay me,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
When it's negative,
that means you have to pay me,
we'll accept it in the.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
will you survive
coffers for half price?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
So the way I'll do
that, I'll pay that in $25
increments every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
There you go Touche
touche touche Only for Alex for
$1,000, which is what Alexpicked.
Let's see what's on the board.
What is the name of the NorthStar, Eric.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Buzz Rack Eric Come
on.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
What is Polaris?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
That is correct.
How'd you fucking?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
know that, Eric.
How did I know that?
I just knew that.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
I just knew that
there's a fucking handshake deal
going on.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
I just knew that I
just knew that there's a fucking
handshake deal going on.
I just knew that.
How did he know that?
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Josh, there's a
handshake deal going on Also, I
will say Josh was there when wewere streaming.
Not only.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
I just went to Eric.
I was just like it's Polaris,eric, he's like what I'm like.
It's Polaris.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I didn't tell him the
question or nothing, I just
went, it's Polaris.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Not only that, we
just went to the Griffith.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Observatory.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Lame.
I was waiting for Polaris to go.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
That's why I said
Polaris earlier.
Yeah, I wondered if he wouldcatch that Eric.
There are three questions left.
One in for Eric in category six.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
And still not enough
points to put me ahead.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
You haven't seen the
green book Eric walk in.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Okay, I'll do only
for Eric for 800.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Let's round up this
category Only for Eric for 800,
because it's only for Eric, eric, only for Eric, for 800.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
It's only for me.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What is Eric's
favorite game?
Speaker 3 (47:46):
What is my favorite?
Oh, I feel like you putCivilization.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Free points.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Free points.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
He hit the free
points twice.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Let's go.
You should have picked that one, alex, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
You could have just
clicked and said I don't know
how the fuck, you're winningevery single time.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Every single time I'm
down like 3K points.
What?
Speaker 2 (48:09):
do you mean Just
because you don't know the
answers to anything?
Speaker 1 (48:13):
He's at negative 20.
You're making a positive rightnow.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
But I haven't won one
buzzer.
I've known the answers toeverything.
I haven't gotten one buzzer.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
All right, gramps,
maybe be a little faster.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Fuck you.
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
You may be smarter,
but I'm faster oh they're
fighting.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
There's still a Final
Jeopardy, guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Eric, would you like
to pick one of the last two?
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Let's go Category six
for a thousand oh big first
Category six for a thousand.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh, big first
Category six for a thousand.
Let's see what's on the board.
It's a daily double.
It's a daily double.
How much would you like towager?
Negative 2,200.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
I would like to wager
another 2,200.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
2,200.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
If I could get a loan
.
Oh my god About that thousand.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, he's wagering a
thousand.
A food preservation processthat uses heat to kill harmful
bacteria in food and drinks.
There's a countdown.
I didn't know there was acountdown.
I don't watch Jeopardy.
I mean it's Jeopardy but Idon't watch Jeopardy.
I'm gonna click the countdown.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I just learned about
this in school.
Speaker 1 (49:43):
Eric, say anything.
What, what, what uses heat tokill you?
Know it, fucking kidding me youknow it, you do know it,
everybody knows it.
Actually, they just don't thinkabout it at all yep, an oven
baking pasteurization.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
I literally learned
about this in school.
They literally explained howkibble was made and they
mentioned this pasteurization,which is boiling it.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
I'm gonna fail my
school.
I feel like if you would havesaid boiling it, I would have
given you a point, but you justsaid, you said oven you know
what in my head?
Speaker 3 (50:26):
shit in my head, I
literally kept thinking boil.
But I was like there's no way.
Boil is two answers but.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
But remember,
pasteurization is way different
than just boiling it.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
He said he would have
given it to me.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I would have given it
to you.
You didn't get it.
You lost the daily double.
You are now down 1,000 points.
Why would?
Speaker 3 (50:49):
you even what?
Do I have to lose TJ?
What do you mean?
Why would I even?
Do I have to lose tj?
What do you mean?
Why would I even know there wasno way I was gonna be getting
the?
Speaker 1 (50:56):
game.
Do you even know how to playthe game?
No, no, deduct a life, deduct alife.
Eric is now down 3 200 pointsin a life.
No, alex gets the next questionright.
He pulls out a freaking blick,it just.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
It becomes Buckshot
Roulette Just.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Alex, would you like
to pick the question?
Speaker 2 (51:25):
That's it, category 6
.
800.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
That's the only one
left Category 6 for 800.
Whom is the author of the bookWorld War Z, buzzer Act?
Speaker 3 (51:37):
yes, eric who is Max
Brooks?
No, it's not, I'm just kidding.
Maximilian Michael Brooksyou're such a try hard?
He doesn't even put that on hisbooks, no, the author himself.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
I thought it would be
funny, you know.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
Maximilian Michael
Brooks.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, eric got that.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
When you said no, I
was like oh no, I was wrong.
Final wage around.
I was like, wow, I really don'tknow shit.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
So, guys, this is how
actual you know.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I did not really do
that well.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Welcome to Final
Gappity.
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
The category is
movies.
Oh, you've watched.
On your screens you will seethat you can set wagers Easy
Done.
Eric has already set his wager,has already sent in his wager.
Speaker 3 (52:34):
I've sent my wager.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Remember the category
is movies you've watched.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
All right.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
What is the name of
the mall in George A Romero's
Dawn of the Dead?
Who would know this?
Now I will repeat the questionwhat is the name of the mall in
George A Romero's Dawn of theDead?
I repeated it Extra effect, youknow.
Speaker 3 (52:59):
I have a very solid
answer, I think.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
All answers are
submitted.
Can you see them right now?
Yeah, I can show the answers.
I can't see them currently.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
Oh, so you don't know
what we put no, no, no I don't
Okay.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
It's going to be a
surprise for me and the audience
.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Let's show their
answers.
Eric says the mall.
It's how the locals pronounceit.
It's very foreign.
You wouldn't understand.
He wagered one thousand dollars, eric um that was tell me I'm
(53:41):
wrong.
Tell me, I'm wrong that wasvery funny, but I'm looking for
the name of the mall that thatthat's what they call it.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
I don't know what to
tell you that is incorrect if a
whole city calls it that is, isthat not its name?
Speaker 1 (53:55):
alex.
His answer was sunnyvale mall.
Now, that's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
He wagered four
hundred dollars what do you have
to lose?
Let's see what the answer is.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
That's true, y'all
are both incorrect.
What was it?
It it was the Monroeville Mall.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
I'm pretty sure I was
right, though.
So Alex is the winner of theGepardy.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
Zero dollars.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Zero dollars.
He finished with zero dollars,eric with less than zero dollars
negative 3,400.
Negative 3,400.
I was just trying to see howlow I could get at this point.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
Now is there a final,
final jeopardy.
I bet another two, anotherthousand.
Final final.
Speaker 1 (54:45):
There is not a final,
final jeopardy, Sadly this is
the final, final jeopardy.
Alex, would you like to givethem our socials while I
configure the points?
Speaker 2 (54:57):
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So how's it going over there?
Speaker 1 (55:46):
uh, alex, you had
four points in the green book.
Eric, you had nine.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Oh, I feel confident.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
I feel confident my
strategy you also had negative
3,400 dollars Bunch of bullshit.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
My strategy is paying
off.
Each point is worth 9,000.
Or 1,000.
So I have 6,000 points and youonly have 4,000 points and you
only have 4,000.
I bet you that's how it'splaying out, for sure.
Speaker 1 (56:22):
And the winner with a
total amount of sorry, I was
actually still doing the math.
Like it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
At first I was like
this is really dramatic.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
And the winner of the
final Gepardy is somebody who
has 5,600 points.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
That sounds like me.
That sounds like me.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
And that is Eric Eric
, congratulations.
Speaker 3 (56:48):
You have won the
final Gepardy, my math was right
.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
This was a bullshit
handshake deal, wasn't it?
My math was right.
Speaker 3 (56:52):
Congratulations, you
have won the final Gepardy.
My math was right.
This was a bullshit handshakedeal, wasn't it?
My math was right, no seeremember.
How does this motherfucker evenget nine?
Points in the green book.
Remember when I said that mystrategy shifted, I decided I
don't know any of these answers,so I'm gonna give whatever
answer I think will make TJlaugh, because I'm going for
points in the green book ratherthan points on the board and it
(57:15):
paid off A loser Lame.
You can't ignore the green book.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
You both are lame you
can't ignore the green book.
You're lame.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
You can't ignore the
green book Lame Alex, you would
have had $4,000.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
I guessed that I had
no idea about that.
By the way, that I just guessed.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
If you would have
wagered more, you could have won
.
It would have been possible.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
I would have lost.
Anyway, he's the one who lost.
I didn't get MonroevilleBecause I realized when I said
Sunnyvale that was Buffy theVampire.
Speaker 3 (57:49):
Slayer, I'm just
saying it's probably best that
the Cool Kids Club didn't win,proof of points.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
That's not proof of
points.
That's proof of your rigging.
Speaker 1 (57:58):
Alex.
Proof of points.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
It's proof of your
rigging.
All it proves is that youmarked the page a couple of
times.
Speaker 3 (58:05):
No, he even
categorized the transactions.
He did it all by the books.
Speaker 1 (58:10):
There was a category
for both of them.
They both had an equal amountof chance to win.
Anyways, thank you all forlistening to the Way you Survive
podcast.
My name is TJ, that's Alex,that's Eric and until next time.
Stay alive and win Gepardy.
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