Will You Survive Our Third Tier List

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This episode serves up a hilarious and chaotic examination of survival films through an entertaining tier list format that sparks spirited debates. Tune in as we dissect iconic disaster movies, discussing their implausibility, emotional impact, and our criteria for survival ratings. 

• Engaging discussions centered around specific movies, highlighting survival mechanics
• Humorous banter showcasing different perspectives on film critiques 
• Insightful dialogue about the emotional and psychological aspects of survival narratives
• A playful yet critical tier ranking of various disaster and survival films
• Audience is encouraged to consider their own strategies for survival in fictional scenarios and real life

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Hello everybody and welcome to.
Will you Survive the?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That, redo that, redo that.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, no, I'm not going to redo it, I'm the host Shut
up.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm the editor and that sounded like shit.
I would like the podcast comingin.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're coming in hot because, truthfully, if I'm
being an honest mediator here,alex came in very hot for the
live don't know what the fuckyou're talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, well, we're in a mood we're in a hostile mood
off your fucking high horse weall feel very new yorkish right
now organic.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, that's actually a compliment, because right now
that's worth a lot of money, soscrew you.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Not you host Him.
He's the browner one.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I am an organic egg, Fuck you.
I'm healthy.
You're also bald.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You look like a wicker basket.
What does that mean?
I don't know, it's the firstthing that came to my head, okay
.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, that mean, I don't know, I was the first
thing that came to my head.
Okay, all right.
Well, we're moving on from that.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
We got something a little special, oh wait I didn't
even introduce you guys thatalex be your hostile self for a
second.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
That's me and tj looks like bacon.
Okay, tj, be your hostile selffor a second, yeah fuck you, you
fucking brown green.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
You look like a fucking stand-in for the
motherfucker in Blue's Clues.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You know what Clearly that's the white side coming
out of you.
You are like way racist today.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Blue Skidoo we can too.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That is the total white side of TJ.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Blue.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Skidoo.
Can you find the property?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Listen to this guy Can you find the border?
Can you find the property?
Listen to this guy Can you findthe border?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Can you find my wife?
You look like a turducken Longneck, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
All right, the turducken finalizes that we're
done.
Okay, normally this is not thischaotic I have no control here,
as I never do when I'm host.
Somehow I don't know whatyou're talking about and
normally on this podcast we picka movie or we pick a show and
we decide to watch it and thentalk about it and we discuss

(02:39):
different survival situationswithin that movie or show, how
we would approach thosesituations and any other
survival tips we have, alongwith just the natural
shenanigans, as I'm sure you cantell.
But this time we're at the endof our season, which calls for
our not annual, probably morelike semi-annual, biannual,

(03:01):
biannual, biannual tier listthat was a crazy waveform I just
made yeah, that was excitement.
You mean the block that you just.
There are no waves in that form.

(03:22):
There were no waves in thatwaveform.
I literally know what thatlooks like it's just black.
It was good, that wasexcitement.
Well, that was.
It was something.
I feel honored to host thisepisode.
So I think there's no shot thatI properly segue this after

(03:43):
what's happened in this intro.
So I think we should just kindof get into the first.
Oh, actually, before we getinto the first movie, I guess I
should probably introduce ourtears this time around.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
OK, so up at the top we have Legendary.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Shaun of the Dead Legendary, it should just be
called Shaun of the Deadadjacent not on this episode,
and also no, our official tierlist says no.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Shaun of the Dead is ass.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Shaun of the Dead is the category legendary hey.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
TJ, you just gained 8 points.
My man, you're back at 0.
Legendary, hey TJ.
Hey TJ, you just gained eightpoints, my man, you're back at
zero.
Let's go Legendary.
Then we have S tier, a, tier B,tier, c tier, f tier and
garbage.
That is just the utter garbage.
Bottom of the barrel.
Bad.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Zombies the beginning , mr Host, sir.
Yes, I feel like it should bechanged.
I think garbage should just beGarbo.
I think Garbo hurts me, okayactually that is a solid.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I didn't trust you at first, but, Garbo.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, you are right, garbo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
All right, we ready to get into our first movie?
Yeah, First.
We ready to get into our firstmovie?
Yeah, First.
Up we have 2012.
Where are we putting this badboy?
Quick recap the world is ending.
Massive tidal waves arecovering the entire Earth,

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decimating everything in theirpath.
I love tidal waves and thegovernments weird fact about
Alex.
The governments of the worlddecided to make these titan
ships and this movie follows afamily who narrowly escapes Los
Angeles and manages to sneaktheir way onto one of these
titans.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Can I read the most awesome description on this
episode?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I feel like I just did it, but okay, no, no, no, no
you you should have read ourdescription.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh, this is fantastic oh from like the episode from
spotify yeah, ever wondered whatmight happen if the world
started cracking open like anegg and a limo became your
getaway car?
Feast your ears as wehumorously tackle the 2009
disaster film 2012, whilemunching through a muck bang and

(06:13):
dipping into some asmr.
Sorry, I never laughed throughthese, but this is great.
From the impossible escapadesof jackson curtis to imagining
nicholas Cage stepping into JohnCusack's shoes, we speculate on
how the Fast and Furious crewmight handle apocalyptic mayhem
with their usual panache.

(06:34):
It's the ultimate disastermovie breakdown, with a twist of
humor and a dash of cinematicdisbelief.
That is an epic description,you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I was going to say I think we should.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, I skimmed through those.
I skimmed through them.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So well, well, where does it land?
Where does 2012 land B?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
So here's how Hang on , how good the movie is, yeah
hang on one second, you.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You you said did you hear him?
What?
Did you hear his rating?
No, okay, I.
I don't know if I believe you,but I'll believe you.
I think the way I want tohandle this one is I'll have you
both say it at the same timeand then we'll go one at a time.
Why you would rate it that way?
I'm open for any criteria.
My criteria is it's a littlebit of a mix of things.

(07:29):
I am considering how good of amovie it is okay, or show, but
I'm also considering, um, howsurvivable I think it really is,
yep, and whether or not well, Imean, that's pretty much it,
yeah whether or not you evenstand a chance to survive it.
Those are kind of my criteriaand they both kind of contradict

(07:50):
each other.
So, in some cases.
So we'll see where that goes.
I do have an idea of where Ithink all of these should land
and points will be assigned ifyou agree with me.
If not, I'm not saying myopinion is opinion is the all,
uh, the the all, be all, okay.
So do you guys have your, yourratings in mind?
Yep, okay, ready.

(08:11):
Yep, three, two, one C C tierOkay, uh, alex, why?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I thought that the?
Uh, while the movie wasexciting, it was fast paced, it
was great.
It was extremely unbelievablein many different facets the way
that uh, the way that they gotthrough la in a limousine, um,
the way that the limousinewithstood every single freaking
impact and jumps, and which waswhy our description talked about

(08:39):
fast and the furious, howridiculous those movies are, and
also the fact that the?
Uh, the entire movie wassurrounding this.
Um, it was, it was plot armorto the max that kept the this
family together and alive.
Of course, and um, it was just,it was ridiculous.
But I did enjoy a lot of the uh, a lot of the cgi.

(09:02):
I enjoyed the.
My favorite part was, honestly,the tsunamis.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
When it hit the White House.
That was crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
That aircraft carrier come flying in.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Okay, tj, because everything goes under the sea in
this movie.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, alright, I hate to give you an extra point for
that, but I will.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
What the hell.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
That was very bad.
This is rigged.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
That was really bad how is he getting a?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
point.
Come on, he rated it c becauseeverything goes under the c.
Are you kidding me?
That's dumb it's c?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
tier material.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's perfect.
It's just, c's all around.
I will say I was a little morein the middle about this.
I thought completelyunsurvivable but very fun movie.
So I put it in b.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
But uh, you guys both said c so that's one point for
each of you really notsurvivable, like in the
slightest but good movie, but Ithink the not survivability part
lowers it all.
Right, yeah, you're taking bothinto account, but also yeah,
well that's why.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's why for me it hit straight in the center with
b, with b, but I I'm not gonnafight c, I I don't really think
this movie's that great, uh.
So both you get one point, tj,you get plus one point for under
the sea lame.
Next up we have a show I thinkit was our first show, our first
tv series that we've done onWill you Survive the Podcast.

(10:27):
Pretty exciting stuff we did.
All of Us Are Dead.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
All my friends are dead.
Push me to the edge.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Do we have a rating in mind?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yes, yes Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Ready Three, two, one .

Speaker 2 (10:39):
S tier.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Ooh, okay, tj YA.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
oh okay, uh, tj ya I think that is very good series,
but not like.
It's like.
I wouldn't say like, becauseI'm taking both into account
survivability and how good themovie is, so great.
So I think s tier show a tiersurvivability like.
I feel like there was a lotlike they could have done better

(11:03):
in order to survive and Ipersonally think I could survive
because I'm a big black dudeand they're all little small.
That is true you just stiff onthem and they're done um, also,
you're like versus the fuckinggovernment too, like they're
bombing shit, so like a littleless right up your alley, um.

(11:24):
But yeah, that's why I say aokay, alex ys no, that I think
it was close to masterpiecelevel.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
There were some flaws , there were some questions, so
I can't call it a masterpiece,but being that, it gave you good
, uh, a good emotional tug.
It gave you a lot, of, a lot ofreason to invest in the show
and kept you watching, kept youinterested, changed the way you
looked at a zombie movie.

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And then it put you in adifferent environment.
You're in a school which justabsolutely sucks other than
Resident Evil 2.
Absolutely sucks, um, otherthan resident evil 2 and um, I
think that's the only one thatdid it in a school that did a
zombie, but it wasn't evenreally zombie-esque.
It was the kids which reallycreeped me the heck out yeah,
these were at least teenagers.

(12:15):
Yeah, these are like highschooler kids, so it's less
creepy I thought it was prettycool that they were all very
athletic, so that made it easierfor them to do all the things
they were doing.
Um, it told the story well andit showed I think it made a
believable argument for why theywould have survived the way
they did.
So I thought it.
I thought it deserves an s-tierrating.

(12:37):
Uh loved pretty much everythingabout it in our tiktok live.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Desta said, black Summer had an episode in a
school.
I don't remember.
I never got into Black Summer.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
That's African American Summer to you, okay.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'm not going to lie.
That is one of my favoritejokes of all time to do Anytime
someone's like can you hand methe Black Sharpie?
I'm like that's AfricanAmerican Sharpie.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I've watched Black Summer.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I just don't remember that I I really feel like, alex
, you're gonna think I'mcheating you here you are
cheating me.
I'm gonna give you a point forafrican-american summer lame
okay, now for my opinion on this.
I think this is a tier and I Iagree with tj.
So, tj, you also get the pointfor that.
The reason I think it's A tieris because not only do I think

(13:28):
that it's not the mostsurvivable situation, I think
there were some points that onmy second watch through it was a
bit silly and I get it was justa stylistic thing.
I think it was kind of morelike the kind of like how Korean
dramas kind of play outsometimes.
I think particularly at the endwhen namra jumped off of the

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building and it was like thissuper, almost like anime style,
like dramatic jump off and Idon't know it kind of like the
rest of the show was so serious.
It was just such a sudden tonalshift and it was on purpose, but
it just wasn't really my thingand I do agree that there was
other things they could havedone better, but all in all,
this is an incredible show.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
They do that's kind of like um kind of how squid
game ended where, like all of asudden, he was a badass yeah,
like I don't know, that doesn'tappeal me, but I'm not saying
it's bad, I think it'sincredible.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I would be willing to put this in legendary, actually
, because I think it I don'tknow because I do agree this is
like.
This is so close to amasterpiece.
It's such a good, it's such anincredible good's not even a
good descriptor of that.
It's an incredible addition tothe genre and it adds a lot of
different perspectives that wehaven't seen really from other

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movies, such as the schoolsetting, but being inside of it
and like that's the whole thingit's.
I mean, they do go outsideactually towards like the later
end of the season, but they haveultimately come back.
So I don't know, I think it's a.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I get it.
What you're saying is youshould give it an s?
Tier and I should get the point, but you're rigging this, so tj
gets the point, okay hostilityhere.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, he's just, you deserve it.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Host next everything's safe and okay at
home, where you deserve it.
Blink if you need help.
He's just rapidly blinking.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm stuck in this room with Eric and you're
competing against me.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
It is actually really hot in here.
Next up we've got Bird Box.
Now I've got opinions aboutthis movie.
You guys have your ratings.
Yes, Okay, ready, Three, two,one B.
Okay, Alex, why B?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Because I thought it was a clever movie.
It was well done.
They gave you enough for yourimagination to go wild.
They didn't give you so muchthat it became a free-for-all
where you knew exactly what washunting them, why it was hunting
them, all of that.

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But it also explained thequote-unquote madness and you
got to your destination.
You did everything in thismanner.
That would be virtuallyimpossible for any of us, but
clearly this is a reasonablething.
When you look outside and seethere's blind people every day

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and I loved that they answeredthat question at the end where
it was all blind people who wereliving in that colony.
That was the survivability.
That was really how simple justclose your freaking eyes.
So it was fun.
It was explained.
It was really survivable on aneasy basis.

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When you think about whosurvived and not just the
mentally ill but all of theothers and I thought that that
made it a worthwhile watch andin our genre it made it a
survivable situation.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
TJ.
Why Garbobo?
So I think survivability prettyeasy just blind yourself.
True, like it's, the people goblind all the time.
Live happy, full lives.
Um garbo movie, though, and Ithink that just absolutely melts
the other side of the uh thefact.
So I think garbo because it'sgarbo and also if you listen to

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our episode you can tell it's alittle garbo okay to be fair, if
I do recall, we were also allvery tired that episode um no,
it wasn't that I was tired.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
It was I was tired of tj's shit side note again has
anyone seen.
You deserve it?

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Have either of you seen Bird Box Barcelona?
No, no, I haven't either.
I am slightly curious.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I thought you were going to be like, oh, minus two
points.
It's actually Minus two to bothof you.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, I've never seen it.
I was just curious if either ofyou had an opinion on you
should have watched it.
So here's the thing I like b forbird box.
That's funny.
Uh, you didn't say that, butthat's what I thought of.
If you had said that, I mighthave just given you the point
right away.
But I will say I do think thispoint is actually going to go to
alex, because I don't thinkit's quite garbo, but I don't

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think it's a good movie.
I was kind of teetering betweenc and f, but damn, that's a big
jump.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
No, oh there's no, yeah, there's no sir, I got, uh,
I got something, something tosay.
Sure, I actually want to changemy answer.
Uh b for bird box oh, that'sinteresting.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
No, um between, I was teetering between c and f, but
I think f is too harsh and Ithink garbo is too harsh because
ultimately it is a well-mademovie.
It has a great actress, it is awell thought out story.
It's not really my vibe and I Ido think the survivability is

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really simple, but I I thinkit's harder than we think, mr
host.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Mr um, but I was.
I think c is pretty fair that'sI.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I don't like sandra that much b for bullock.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
It should be b for bird box bullock, because that's
one of the characters boy true,yeah, she, uh, she got a ward,
him boy I get that reference.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
So I think that one's going to go to Alex.
I think You're not ready.
I think C's fair, because yousaid B, he said Garbo and I
think C.
Okay, so I think I'm going toput it in C.
Now, if we're going tocategorize within the categories
, do we think it's better than2012?
No, I don't think so either.
I think 2012 is more fun.
Okay, time check, we're okay.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
We're good.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Buried.
That's a recent one we just didwith Ryan Reynolds, so you guys
have a rating.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Ready Three, two, one F, b for buried.
Okay, well, tj gets the point.
No, mine was F for fucked yeah,but B for buried.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I knew when I said bird box, he was going to do
that.
That's the obvious joke.
How?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
are you going to give him the point for the?

Speaker 1 (20:18):
obvious joke.
We have A for all of us aredead.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
That's not why I did that.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, we also didn't put Bird Box in B, so Buried has
to go in B.
I agree, but that was myoriginal rating.
But I do still want to know why.
Why F?
Because it fucking sucked.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's fucking crazy.
Everything about it.
Everything about it.
No, actually it's because I'msiding with my wife.
We are absolutely anti ryanreynolds.
Uh, fuck that guy.
Now I have to side with my wifethat is, oh, my god but the, uh
, the movie itself number one.
I felt claustrophobic.
I couldn't stand it.

(20:57):
I I really didn't like how theyplayed with you the entire time
.
Um, I guess in you know, ofcourse, survivability is nil.
There is no surviving.
I would say, uh, you have thegovernment trying to to screw
you over, you have the um, youhave your company who, just, you
know, fuck you, you're fired,right.

(21:17):
That's another reason why Ichose f and they leave you to,
you know, survive on your own orto die buried alive.
They didn't give a shit and itwas just an all-around screwed
up, massively fucked situation.
It has to be F.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Okay, TJ B, because it's buried Also.
It's a good movie.
I like the movie.
It's a good movie.
Solid.
It's a solid, mid-tier,enjoyable watch.
It stresses you the fuck out,which is like a good stress.
Also, who gives a fuck whatryan reynolds and his wife were
doing?
I don't give a fuck me and yeah, so me and eric were reading

(21:56):
kanye west tweets earlier.
We don't give a fuck what thesepeople are doing.
They're not a part of our liveshis tweets are so funny.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
They're, they're really bad but they're so funny
no object.
Come on, it's so funny thatsomeone would post that that's
crazy.
The stuff that he's posting iswild.
It's very amusing, um, but foranyone who doesn't know, ryan
reynolds blake lively apparently.
Uh, there's a whole lawsuitgoing on.

(22:25):
Apparently they suck.
I don't know much about it, butCorinne is infatuated with that
whole situation, so she's beenkeeping up to date, I wouldn't
use the word infatuated, I wouldsay I would say invested.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
She's very invested in the lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Now my opinions on Buried.
I think any movie that takesplace in one location only is a
really bold attempt, becausethat's hard Movies where it's
like most of the movie you'restuck in an elevator, it's like
okay, at what're stuck in anelevator, it's like okay, at
what point is this not justreally boring?

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And buried kept me entertained.
It has its flaws.
Uh, the biggest, the the twobiggest, the first being that he
would not have enough oxygenfor very long, and the second
one being you should never starta fire in a closed coffin when
you're buried underground.
So those two are pretty big,which are what would dock it for

(23:33):
me down to be.
But the rest of the movie ispretty solid.
It's a pretty decent movie.
It keeps you entertained and Ithink it's impressive that it
keeps your attention the wholetime, whole time.
So that's my thoughts on buried.
Very well said, shut up asskiss.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
All right, wipe that off your nose b for buried next
one looks like my nose shut up Ijust watched a standing
cartwheel 69 right here,disgusting okay, next one Evil
Dead Rise.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh God, do we have ratings?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
All right, three, two , one Garbo.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
There's no D.
You did not see oh.
Okay, well, that point goes toAlex.
Watch the opening part whereshe gets like sawbladed by the
frickin' the what's it calledLike quadcopter drone.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
And then I, like, didn't have enough time to watch
the rest.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
All right.
Well, alex, also, we talkedabout earthquakes, the entire
episode.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It was fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Why, garbo, there is no surviving that.
Situation number one is nosurviving that?
That situation number one?
Number two uh, why did the?
Why did the demon just stopchasing the girl and go after
the new girl the next morning?
Uh, why did it decide to followher to that cabin?
Why?
Why did it?
It?
It just left this apartmentcomplex that it was haunting uh

(25:00):
for the whole night.
And why did nobody else getpossessed by this thing?
Everything about it wasridiculous that it zeroed in on
these people and on their floorbut nobody else.
It's like what?
What kind of freakingcrackerjack spirit is this?
It's supposed to be a deadite.
This is supposed to be based onprevious uh iterations, this

(25:24):
movie of this genre, and it wasabsolutely terrible.
They did a horrible job of it.
I wish they would have left italone.
Evil Dead with Ash Williamsrules this one sucked.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
All right, I don't have all that much info, but it
is kind of a pretty bad movie.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
It is a mid-tier horror movie, but in a really
bad Evil Dead movie.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
I was going to say F-tier, but I'm okay with Garbo,
stick that in there.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
And we did talk about earthquakes the entire time,
because everything else waspointless to talk about.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I remember it so well .
Next up our most recent one,frozen.
I elsa me too I think oh lostmy favorite though yeah, now do
we have ratings.
Sven love sven, just uh, justso you know that's not out yet,
but it will be oh right, well,we'll give us kind of a sneak

(26:21):
peek on the live, just for ourpeeps.
Okay, do we have a rating?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Crap, yes, okay, three, two, one B F for Frozen.
I'm not going to do it again,but that's pretty good, I wasn't
even thinking about it.
Do you want to pick a differentone?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, I personally think that it would probably be
legitimately F.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, well, I had to think about it for a second.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
I think it's F.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I like the doubling down.
What Now?
What did you say?
Again?
I said B.
Okay, let's start with the morereasonable one.
Why did you say B?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I said B because they embellished a lot.
There's a lot of plot weaponry.
Ski lift cables are not razorsharp, they're very smooth.
The areas underneath.
Lifts are not plowed, they'renot compact, they're very soft
and loose.
Ski resorts do many.

(27:24):
They take many precautions tonot allow this to happen.
It's not just a very simplelike hey, there's three people
who are going to come down.
As soon as you see three people, like that's the end of it all.
Doesn't happen that way.
Um, wolves don't attack humans.
The way they made it out, theywere like just exclusively
hunting these people.
And, by logic, um, if you, ifyou look up this movie, it's

(27:48):
even said if wolves were toattack that fast, they would
actually be plucking off skiersroutinely, like that would be a
problem that the resort wouldhave if they were looking for
humans just like they did in themovie.
Uh, but, with all of the flawsaside, again being stuck in one
position keeping my attentionwas impressive, making me

(28:14):
absolutely despise all of thembut at the same time, be too
invested to turn it off to makeme actually feel some kind of
way for their survival, andbeing actually a little dismayed
that the two boys didn'tsurvive and being a little happy
that the girl did survive.

(28:35):
I thought they did a very goodjob in presenting the movie,
despite all of the plot weaponry, so I think it deserved a good,
solid b it was it was good.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
It is interesting because it's not that common
that you see plot weaponry andit's not.
It's even less common that yousee so much of it right in one
movie.
A lot of times it's plot armorthat you see, yep, but there's a
lot of plot weapons in this.
Uh, tj, why f?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
because he didn't watch it horrible final
destination acting easilysurvivable.
Um yeah, no, just so they're.
They're really dumb in thismovie, just kind of irritatingly
dumb, in fact I will say likewhat the fuck was their plan?
Like doing most of the shitthey were doing, you know, like

(29:27):
they didn't even think of anyother, like they're just like
I'm gonna do know if doing itdifferently would have really
helped.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
But the fact that you didn't even try is absurd.
It's crazy, it's dumb.

(29:53):
So many bad.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
I kind of do agree with that.
When the snow is pelting theirface, why didn't they put on
their fucking hoods and masksthat they had on their face?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
he literally had goggles and he just didn't put
them on.
Oh, it's like razor blades?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, because it's hitting your face.
You have a face covering.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I agree with all of that.
It was ridiculous in thoseparticular points, but clearly
this was what would you say?
Directing, wanting to make themshow their face, stuff like
that, and they were goofs.
What I will?
I will also point out that evenimdb called out those goofs, so

(30:34):
I think tj just went to imdb tofind all of the goofs to
complain about it, did not?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
solid point um, you said b, yeah, okay, I don't know
if I agree with B or F.
I think it's a very C-tiermovie.
The reason I say that isbecause no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It's C for chairlift.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
C is close to F, it's C for chair.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, chairlift.
I think a lot of plot weaponry,but honestly, to me it makes it
kind of more interestingbecause but it's, it is kind of
like Final Destination, it is.
So TJ has that point where it'slike this would never happen at
all, None of it would.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
And then but Final Destination is a guilty pleasure
of mine too.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think the one that that, the one thing about this
movie that bugs me the most iswhen you, when you let us know
that those, uh, those lines aresmooth, yeah, not razor sharp,
and I'm like, well, that's justa straight up fabrication of
Because they had to.
It's just a different realitynow.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
But whatever, I still thought I agree with you.
It doesn't all take place inone location, quite like Barry
does, right, but it still doesin a sense, and by the end,
watching her crawl her way allthe way to that road, it was I
understood what you meant.
Where it's that relief of like,oh my, I'm so happy she made it

(31:56):
?
Right so I don't think it's f,I don't think it's b I think
it's c complete luck.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
That's the only way she fucking made it.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Honestly.
The other guy, joe, I think hisname was he should have made it
.
He should have made it.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Should have made it and she shouldn't have.
But because of horror moviesthere has to be a final girl or
whatever.
So this dumb bitch who shouldhave been glued to the seat by
her fucking pee-sickles.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I'm stealing Josh's.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
It her fucking pee sickles.
I'm stealing josh's.
It's b for bad movie.
I know I I was actually gonnagive josh credit for that.
I was gonna say that that's uhb for bad movie is very funny um
but yeah, I think I'm gonna.
I think c is.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
We watched a lot of very mid-tier movies this season
guys, if I could steal tj'sreasoning, can I have a point?
Sure, what the fuck for finaldestination ripoff?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
good attempt.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
I won't give it to you if I steal what he just said
, can I have a point?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
no, I'm gonna give Alex plus one TJ because I think
I agree more with him.
But I'm gonna put it in C tier,I think above bird box yeah,
okay do we all agree?
Yeah, okay, moving on.
Next movie Leave the WorldBehind, ooh.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
If there was an R, it'd be R for racist.
Do we have?
The wife was so fucking racistin this.
She was just like.
I don't like him.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Do we have a rating?
Do we have what?
Do we have a rating?
Yes, oh boy.
Yeah, I think I do okay, three,two, one, a oh for bombshell
we're close for bomb shelter,that's where.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
That's how it ended okay, can I change mine to f for
friends oh, oh, shit man thistier list is gonna be the most
this, this it's not an f?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
tier this tier list is going to be the most.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's not an F-tier movie.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
This tier list is going to be the most inaccurate
tier list because it's justgoing to be all by the alphabet.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
No, I choose mine and I try to make it fit.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I'm going to say legendary, because it referenced
Friends, which is a legendaryshow.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
All right, I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
What the?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
fuck, I don't know, I like.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Friends, friends, the fuck, I don't know.
I like friends is white peoplepropaganda shut up.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
That's true.
You're half white.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
I like and I I guess what I've watched, friends and I
feel propagated but it's overit's.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's definitely overrated that word I do not
think it means what you think itmeans no I got your reference.

(34:42):
I got your referenceinconceivable, um so no, but I
do think a okay, and you think bI'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
One is going to be purely who can convince me,
because I'm teetering betweeneither one.
So let's start with the lowerthis time.
Tj, why B?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I think it's a decent watch.
I think it's a completelymid-tier movie, similar to what
we have there Buried.
It does kind of keep you on theedge of your seat.
It's kind of like buried um,you know, there's like all these
like mysteries and shit, likewhy the hell was his teeth
falling out, like who the fuckis doing this, like you know,
like all that um, like I just Ireally think it's just a

(35:27):
mid-tier movie, like it's.
It's not like fucking a or s orlegendary, because it's not
like I would go out of my way towatch this, like most of the
time.
I think if it was on, I wouldlike, you know, sit there, watch
it, you know, have it on in thebackground, but I'm not going
to, like you know go buy it, Iget it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Why A?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
tier Alex B for Barack Obama.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I would say B because TJ's black, no, no.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Interesting Okay.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I would say B because he's brown.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
But you said A.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
So A because, although.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I actually-.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Because TJ's an ass.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
A because TJ's an ass .
Oh, okay, cool, I do agree witheverything TJ said, but because
I agree with what he said iswhy I'm giving it an a.
You don't know who was doing it, you don't know what was going
on, and I think that was a goodrepresentation of what an
emergency like that would belike.
You lose all communication withthe real world.
You know quote, unquote thereal world.
You don't know what's going on,you're lost, you're confused,

(36:30):
you're going backwards to yourbasest instincts and you are
becoming more racist and meanand spiteful and everything is
affecting you differently.
They were not prepared in anywise, which was absolutely silly
, because they're going to anairbnb and they don't even pick

(36:50):
up water.
Like these people didn't thinkof anything.
It was the most ridiculousthing.
No, we'll go to the Airbnb andthen we'll go get groceries and
you know it's like okay, fine,do that, but at least bring
yourself water.
Why are you traveling so faraway from home and you're not
planning for what if my carbreaks down?
What if I get a flat?

(37:11):
What if I get into some kind ofa situation?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
uh, I think they were on the east coast and I can't
give you the answer you knowwell no actually, if anybody's
going to be prepared forsomething like that, it's white
people you said so in theblackening, so, uh, don't go
back on your word now.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
So those are all the reasons why I actually say it
was A tier, mostly for thesurvival instincts and kind of
tips that they gave in all ofthis, especially leading to that
ultimate bomb shelter at theend.
Everything else was, I think,forgivable, even though it
annoyed the hell out of me atthe time the kid losing his

(37:52):
teeth, not knowing um I think no, but they mentioned why no, no,
I, I get it, but it was, it wasspeculative but, that's okay,
because that's all you can dothat's all you needed right.
You're like what can you do?
You don't know.
You didn't go to the doctor andget checked out, and so I
thought it was good.
It put us in the situation withthem.
It kept us as confused as them,so I thought they did a great

(38:15):
job see, that's what I like.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I do enjoy when I'm as confused as the characters.
I don't like when I'm moreconfused than the characters
yeah, but I like when I'm asconfused as them because it's
this like it feels like you'regoing along with them and you're
getting to experience thismoment with them.
I think it's very powerful inmovies what I will say, and I

(38:40):
think, ultimately, I think I'mgoing to give you the point,
alex, because I think I agreewith you.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yes, let's go.
He used all of my points andthen just said yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, but I agree with him that it makes it an a,
not a b.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
No it definitely makes it a b because it's like
you're, it's, it's just thereason it's mid-tier movie.
It's a mid-tier movie.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
It's not a great movie, like a it's not a great
movie, but it's pretty good.
I I think it's.
It's at least interestingenough to be an a.
Now, what I don't like aboutthis movie is something neither
of you said, and I don't know ifit really makes any sense, but
this is what makes sense to me.
It feels like a very Netflixmovie.

(39:22):
It definitely was.
I don't.
It's definitely a Netflix movie, something about it, just the
way the shots were shot, the wayit was put together.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
I understand every single thing you're saying about
that.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
It's such a Netflix movie and I'm like it makes me
want to put it in B but I thinkit's a good movie.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Same everything as the freaking Taylor Tomlinson
stand-up comedy.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah, like it's very Netflix.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
They use the same cameras to shoot it.
It fucking kills me.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No, but if that's the case, then every Netflix shows
B-tier.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Again, I'm only giving it A because of the
survivability aspect.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
They gave us some really good and they followed
through with true survival tipsincluding Kevin Bacon's role.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
The ending is so dog water.
I kind of like it.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I liked it bacon's roll.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
The ending is so dog water.
I kind of like it, I liked it,I well I.
I liked the whole premise too,that this was I, uh, not china,
what was it?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
anybody.
Well, it was some anybody.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
It was middle east, it was china, it was russia some
foreign government, where, uh,where they I mean they took us
down yeah, they took downAmerica in a single swoop and
they didn't know who it was.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
And then there was even the aspect of it's probably
coming from inside.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, the confusion with everybody was very
interesting.
If it's not good, it'sinteresting enough to be.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
A, but I think it's a good movie B for Barack Obama.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
That was very funny, but I already said I'm not going
to give points for that anymore.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
But that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
I think this movie should be bottom of A tier.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
So it's like a B.
All I'm saying is that's just aB, it's high B.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
No, it's a low A.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Which is a high B.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
A 92 is not an 88.
They're different.
Now moving on.
Next one, maggie, all right,ready.
Three, two, one f what, oh man?
Okay, uh, all right, why f?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
okay.
So they left a lot to bedesired in this film.
I thought they could have madeus.
They could have really takenthis to a whole different level.
But it was so bizarre thatwe're outside of the zombie
apocalypse now.
We've, as humans, survived it.
Now we're trying to eradicateall of the rest of them.

(41:49):
All of the rest of them.
And although I loved everyaspect of the dad with his
daughter, I also absolutelyhated that he went against her
wishes.
She didn't want to do itanymore.
She didn't want to be.

(42:11):
She didn't want to be like this, and for his own selfish desire
, he kept her going in thisrealm.
Then, on the survivabilityaspect of it, we didn't have any
information on how the wholeoutbreak happened and so on and
so forth.
But you had those nights wherethey went out to the bonfire and
stuff like that which, knowingthat there are still people out

(42:32):
there who are infected, I thinkthat's absolutely freaking,
reckless.
And to have her and I get it,it was her stepmother who was
like you should go out, youshould go do.
What is wrong with you people.
You act like these, like thatneighbor didn't have two escaped
zombies come walking throughthe woods and they all knew.

(42:54):
All of the adults knew thisstuff was happening, but it was
happening everywhere.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
I think the point of that was that it was incredibly
rare that something like thatwould happen, but they were
still happening.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That was the problem was like there's people doing
this and and they knew it, butthey but they knew that their
daughter their daughter was oneof those, I agree, and
especially I got really mad whenthey were telling the stories
of how it happened and said Isaw her.
She regretted it the instantshe did it and that told me

(43:28):
everything I needed to know.
They had no control.
When they were starting to turn, they got closer and closer.
Eventually they lost controland they would just bite out of
can I say instinct and it wasabsolutely terrible to be going
around and and hanging out withall of your buddies like this
when you know that this is amajor problem.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
When you know that this is a major problem.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, okay, tj, why C Not a F tier movie?
I had a feeling, okay, I agree,like I know, I knew that he
didn't, like, I kind of knewthat he was going to go for like
F or Garbo.
So I was just like C, becausethat's just kind of how I feel
about it.
It's a C Dude.

(44:20):
It would have been so muchcooler if we would have ever
agreed on one.
I liked the type of zombie itwas like.
I liked how it was, like a slowzombification process I fucked
with it.
I would be willing to put ithigher maybe be that's the point
for you.
I think it's.
It's a decent movie.
I arnold schwarzenegger isalways a win that's a point for
you, tj.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I will say my initial thoughts of this movie were bad
, but I do think it's a decentmovie.
I don't think it's that bad.
I definitely don't think it's F.
I think it's.
I could take C, but I do thinkit's a B movie, I think it's.
I like Abigail Bresnik.
I like her in this.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Bresnik or Breslin.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Breslin I don't remember One of the two Um, like
Arnold Schwarzenegger, so Ilike him in it.
I think the acting was a littlelackluster at times and I think
the story had some flaws, but Ithink Frozen had way bigger
flaws and so I don't think, uh,I don't think Maggie should be.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
F, I guess, I guess okay so actually I think, 2012 I
will concede period at the endof the episode, okay I will
concede that this is very muchuh, coming from a dad of a
daughter yeah, like I, Iunderstood why the actions were
taken I have have a very, veryvisceral reaction to Josh said

(45:34):
Arnold Swartz, a what Eric?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh, my God, don't do this to me.
What'd you say?
I'm going to put it in B.
Do we care if it's above buried?
I think it can be above.
I think it's better than buried.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
It can be above.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
But if I agree with you, that means that my rating
was wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Well, it's already wrong.
I already gave TJ the point.
All right, next one Outside.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Oh okay, oh Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Okay, we got ratings.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yes, three, two, one.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Legendary.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
This is a goaded movie.
This shit is so fucking goaded.
I actually love this episodeand guess what?
Everybody else loved it too,because this is one of our
highly rated episodes.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
If you haven't heard the outside episode, go listen
to it, because this movie isfucking fire I'm, I'm not gonna
lie, tj got the point, because Ido think that I was gonna say s
tier and I was going to fightfor legendary, but the fact that
tj already went legendary,that's, that's a point for me,
because I think this movie is amasterpiece um, I gotta hold on.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I want to look at my waveform ridiculous okay that
was ridiculous, so TJ whyLegendary?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
What are your reasons ?

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I think that it's kind of crazy how the Asians do
fucking zombies better than wedo so much better.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
This shit is so fucking good.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
It's like Train to Busan.
Good, I think it's high-tier,trying to boost on good, like I
would that.
I think it's high tier fuckingfire zombie movie.
I I think like the the, theslow descent into madness that
the dad went into, um, thefucking vibe of it.
I liked the zombies and howthey would like just repeat the
last thing that they said.

(47:30):
Like I feel like that's a veryI feel like that would happen if
it was actually real.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
It was very unique.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I like the ending.
I think the ending was fuckingperfect.
Yeah, good movie, great movie.
Survivability, not surviving.
If I'm in this situation, Iwould do so much different, but
the movie's great.
Alright, alex, why A no?
I agree with TJ.
The situation like I would doso much different, but like the
movie's great.
All right, alex, why?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
no, I, I, I agree with tj nobody cares what you
wait, what you change.
Your answer to legendary I do.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I do, and I do because the things that I hate
about that movie are what makeit great.
It's that it brings real lifeproblems into into the
apocalypse.
Your, your life doesn't juststop happening because the
apocalypse happens.
You might be placating for alittle while, which I think they
did a good job of showing us.

(48:21):
The mom and dad were at odds,you saw that, but they kind of
like sucked it up to get theirkids to safety.
But clearly mom had differentintentions the entire time.
You had this massive betrayalgoing on that at first I mean it
was.
It was intense because wedidn't know what the hell was
going on.
We talked about it on theepisode.

(48:43):
We saw them.
It was like why the hell areyou not on the same side?
Why are you not agreeing as towhat's the right thing to do?
And you kind of saw thisprogression into madness,
because this woman wanted to getaway from this man, this man
wanted to protect his family.
It was insanity all around andI thought that I absolutely

(49:06):
hated it.
But that's reality.
Life doesn't stop.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Because problem, new problems arise the cut from
happy wedding to just silence inthe car.
Yep, you know yeah what thefuck?
I thought y'all were in love.
What happened?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I will say I just said that I don't like being
more confused than thecharacters, but I think this is
an exception.
The reason I don't like it isbecause I think a lot of writers
just royally fuck it up andthese writers were very
intentional with whatinformation they were giving you
at what time, trickled it andthey, they gave it to you at

(49:46):
exactly the right time.
And this was a very long movie,yeah, and, and it did not feel
that way, I agree, it did feellong, but when I looked and I'm
like holy shit, I'm two hoursinto this movie.
Look, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I would not have guessed.
I work like 14 hours a day andI came home and watched this
movie.
By the time I finished it itwas like three o'clock in the
morning.
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
It's a very good movie, alex.
This will not be a consistentthing, but, alex, I gave you a
plus one for coming to yoursenses on this movie that's fine
, this is a legendary movie.
If anybody has not seen Outside, you should go.
You should go touch grass.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You know, some of our followers actually watched it.
They said it was boring.
Anybody has not seen outside.
You should go.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
He should go touch grass.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
You know some of our followers actually watched it.
They said it was boring.
I disagree with them entirely.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh man, I you gotta get over the beginning.
It's, it's very clearly.
Yes, it it's.
This isn't some Netflix movie,this is a film.
This is legendary status.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
It is a netflix movie , but it's I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
It's a netflix exclusive, but it's it's not
made by uh netflix.
I don't think it was.
It was an independent thatnetflix bought it's very good
now I don't think I can saynetflix again.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I did it moving on the blackening.
All right, we ready, yep, ohGod, yes, all right, three, two,
one.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
A, b for barbecue.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
That's Funny, that's just racist.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Funny the fact that it's a bit lower is crazy?
No, it's not, it's accurate.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I think that this movie is hilarious, and that's
just it.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Okay, why did you say ?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
B.
I think that they actually it'sa B because they actually
played into the film'smediocrity.
They weren't trying to be anexcellent film, they were
actually trying to show youhorror cliches.
They were playing on everysingle one of them.
I mean, god, their tagline,their tagline.

(51:59):
Not all of us can die first, wecan't all die first, and it was
for their purpose.
I think if it belongs anywhere,it's that we got to bring back
that old iconic because it isunlike any other film.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I wouldn't say that.
I would say this gives mesimilar vibes to the.
Scary Movie.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Which I think is iconic.
I love Scary Movie.
I think Scary Movie is iconic.
That's why it's A so I'mconflicted.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I love conscious humor, like they know what?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
but?
But wait, but wait, wait, wait,hear me out, because scary
movie.
It cannot go into anothercategory than iconic it is.
I don't remember a movie,everybody knows it.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
It survived generations and time I would say
it is iconic.
Yeah, I don't don't like it,but it's iconic.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
The blackening is close in that realm.
It's funny.
It plays on the genre, it playson the tropes, it plays on the
cliches and it does it very well.
I don't think it's advertisedwell enough, but it was.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
That's the African-American-ing to you, sir
, that's what Josh said it was.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
that's the african-americaning to you sir
that's josh gets plus fivepoints for that.
Josh is in the running.
So I'm conflicted about thisone, because one b for the
blackening, b for the barbecuevery funny.
Uh, you bring up an excellentpoint that this movie's entire

(53:31):
purpose is to be the mostmediocre movie possible.
It's the, it's the, what's theword for it, it's the
contradiction, that, or maybeit's a paradox, that it's trying
to be so bad, that it's so good, yes, and but that's.

(53:53):
This is where I get conflicted,because in my opinion, that's
what makes it an A is because itis striving so hard to be that
perfect mediocre movie and it is.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I think that's racist and that makes it an A You're
taking away what they wereaiming for.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
They were aiming for B for black.
It's racist.
If you put it any lower, I'mactually putting it in A for
African-American.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
We have zero S tier.
Oh, we might have to movesomething at some point we're
going to.
All right, so where does it go?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
No, we're definitely going to hit an S?
Tier.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Where does it go?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I think it goes above Leave the World Behind.
I thought that was a given.
And below, all of Us Are Dead.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It does.
Yeah, that's what I think, okay.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Okay, Okay.
Coming up next a recent one, wedid one of my episodes, the
Cured.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
We ready Yep Three, two, one okay, fuck you f, for
fuck you um the more reasonableys.
More reasonable, please.
First of all, it's heavilyinsinuated that alex is a little
bit um put alex and b for bitch.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
It is heavily insinuated that tj has his nose
far up the host's ass.
Hear me out.
He didn't know what I was gonnapick, you know new type of
zombie.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
You know, new, new, it's just new.
Like when I like there's not alot of movies where the you get
cured, you know, where the thewhole world is trying to go back
to normal and you know, and Ifeel like it it does show what
would actually happen in thatsort of case and like I think it
there's like a lot of deep shitin this movie and what I said

(55:40):
in the episode, what if the realzombies are the living?
Um, no, but uh, true, but yeah,it's just, it's a good movie s
tier.
Um, I fucks with it.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Um, I I ending was fine.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
I like the ending um fuck yeah, I just.
I like the new take on, uh onthe yf, it's always good to have
new shit I I love the fact II'm.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
I'm going to absolutely contradict tj.
They were not zombies, theywere infected sure it was.
It was the genre we're fine,we're in the same genre.
They are infected, they arecured.
I had absolutely.
I take issue with severalthings in this.
We don't mind that they've beencured, I mind that they've been

(56:24):
cured, and the cured have noadvocacy at the first.
Of course, they get it laterwhen more people get infected
again, and et cetera, et cetera.
But now that ending, I hatethat ending, hate it.
And I'm going to tell yousomething.
I went back and watched itagain and all I gained out of it
was they made it even moreclear that I forget her name

(56:52):
Elliot Page Ellen.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Page Is sister-in-law .

Speaker 2 (56:53):
yeah, she was so she was tracking all of their uh,
the whereabouts where theinfected were, and she had the
map out and she was circling allthe places that they were not
and this indicated that this wasgoing on for quite some time.
So that just drove me out of mymind and a couple of other

(57:15):
things was, of course, I thinkwe already established in the
episode.
If you haven't seen it orlistened to our episode, it's
worth it.
Go listen to the episodebecause our episode is epic,
where the movie heavily, not somuch episode.
It is.
It's not even insinuated Likethat's a really good episode.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Okay, hang on for future reference.
The title of that podcastepisode should have been it's
heavily insinuated this is willyou survive the cured?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I don't want to do that to you.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
That would have been very funny.
I mean, I get it, but I am veryhappy with the title.
Post-apocalyptic ethics andunexpected nightmares uh,
everything, everything in ourepisode is s tier, but I I can't
raise above.
I really think the movie failedin bringing it all together.
We did not get any kind ofresolution to what was this

(58:16):
storyline.
The storyline was the cured.
The cured were trying to getback into society.
All we got was the cured weregoing to start a revolution.
That's, it's heavily insinuatedthat the cured were going to
start a revolution.
That's, it's heavily insinuatedthat the cured were going to
start a revolution.
And that's where it left us itdidn't give us anything well, no
, they weren't fighting yet.
There was no fighting outbreak,but it was, it was you saw the

(58:39):
guys close and we knew.
We knew connor, we knew whathe's capable of.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
So I will say I thought this movie brought a
perspective that we I don'tthink have ever seen from the
zombie genre or from theinfected genre, which is that
they retain their memories andnow they're dealing with the
psychological trauma of livingwith that and trying to re
assimilate into society is justimpossible and seeing how

(59:09):
someone like connor can rileeverybody up into doing
something as awful as releasingall the infected back into
society, that 25 that couldn'tbe, uh, cured, which they ended
up actually curing if they wouldhave just waited, but they
didn't.
I will say I think this movie,because of its fresh and it was
very well made.
If it wasn't for the ending,which I personally do not have

(59:32):
that big of an issue with, Ithink it would have been
legendary.
But I understand the ending isnot perfect and that's why I
think it should go into S tier.
So I agree with TJ S tier.
I think it is an S tier movie.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
S tier.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
It is a very good movie with a very interesting
perspective.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
It doesn't give us anything on the story.
Alex is a hoe.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
The story was supposed to be the cured, and we
knew nothing about the cured atthe end.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
We knew all about him , though he was one of the cured
.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
We knew all about Connor, the trials and
tribulations of a black man insociety.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I don't think it was that I think we watched the
wrong movie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
That's African American man to you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
So all right.
Tune in next episode where wewatch 12 Years a Slave.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Roots.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Look at us, we're getting along host.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I I'm very proud of you guys.
Puts roots on the tier list.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Didn't even watch it and then voted an f or a garbo
legendary garbo didn't actuallyhappen, didn't actually well,
well, no, never mind, we can'trepeat that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I was going to say what was that?
One tweet from Kanye.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
No, oh God, don't the good morning one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
That was so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
He said good morning R word Don't do it.
Don't do it, oh it was so funnyOkay.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
We've made it this far without being restricted.
Let's just get through it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Oh, I'm just itching, I'm just itching for it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Let's just get through it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
We're almost there.
We got two more.
Let's get through them kind offast, because we're struggling a
little bit over time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Shotgun round, shotgun round, shotgun round.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
All right, this is one.
Are Jesus?
Do we have an answer?
Yes, ready 3, 2, 1.
S Okay, you're both wrong.
I don't know how to tell youthat Legendary.
I'll give you the point forcoming to the realization.
This is literally a masterpiece.

(01:01:39):
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I can't give it, I can't come to a legendary on
this one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Are you kidding?
This is quite literally amasterpiece I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
It's not a masterpiece.
It has flaws.
A masterpiece has zero flaws.
Shauna the dead is amasterpiece that has.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It is fucking riddled with zero flaws.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
It is the whole point of it there are no flaws to it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
The haunting of hill house is.
It has flaws.
The flaws that it has are notgonna break it from s the no s
for sure.
I said not gonna break it from.
Legendary is what I meant.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
The this is biased it's a perfect this shit is
rigged.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
The character development it's me as you learn
as you learn about thecharacters.
It is flawless, the the scaresthat happen in it, unbelievable.
They get you multiple times,even after you've already
fucking seen it.
No argument scares great well,you know what makes it s tier to
me?
s exactly, not s tier I can yousaid s twice now I know it's

(01:02:38):
because you keep fucking arguingit, I'm going to.
No, it's legendary.
What makes it legendary is therewatch ability of it, the fact
that I can put this on andre-watch it and I'm still just
as interested as the very firsttime I watched it.
And you find new ghosts.
Every time you watch it, youfind a new ghost in the

(01:02:59):
background.
It's riddled with Easter eggs.
This is a legendary.
This is a film.
It's a short series on Netflix,but this is a what like 10
series on netflix, but this is awhat like 10 hour film.
It is now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
If we were beautiful it is on level with the queen's
gambit blair manor, garbo, garbohaunting of blight, manor garbo
, I said the haunting of hell ofhill house, literally that's
how relevant it is, but thehaunting of hill house you guys
legendary.
This legendary you might aswell call the haunting of blind
manor s tier no, that is sowrong literally the most boring

(01:03:36):
piece of shit fucking seriesI've ever seen in my god damn
I'm not gonna lie, I'm just.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I'm just arguing to argue.
I've never seen, would ratherbe waterboarded with piss.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Then watch.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I will do it, I will do it, I will do it, I will do
it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
I will do it.
Promise Now.
We have a new YouTube videocoming up recently, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
And our YouTube account has been suspended
before we even start andTikTok's like, and that's it.
And that's all All right, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Fine, I'm sorry You're not going to win that one
Now.
I think it goes above outside.
Yeah, fine, I'm sorry You'renot going to win that one Now.
I think it goes above outside.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Yeah, yeah, if it belongs on that category, it's
on the top.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
It was going to be on the top of A Last one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yep, the Shallows Ready, alright, three.
Well, do you have ratings?
I have it Okay, three, two, oneC Garbo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Wow Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Three, two, one C Garbo.
Wow, Okay, well, this was veryconsistent throughout the
episode.
Okay, why Garbo?

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Garbo because I'm siding with my wife.
Fuck Blake Lively.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
All right.
Well, that's fair enough.
Why C?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
C because I feel like it's just on the same tier as
Frozen in 2012.
It's like white bitch is stuckin place.
Movie.
You know it has to be, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Warning, warning, warning.
There's no warning here.
You don't get to play both.
I don't think you could do that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
You can't play both sides.
I have to put both on mygoddamn driver's license
application.
I can play both.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Okay, but when the cop walks up, are you Really?

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Oh, he's white, he's white.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Hello my fellow.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Hello, Mr Officer you just have one in your glove
compartment, just in case.
Do you want any of thesedeviled?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
eggs Fuck, yes, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
What an outstanding citizen my wife is making potato
salad at the house it hasraisins in it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
I'm not even white.
What about bratwurst?
You got some bratwurst withthat deviled eggs and potato
salad Oof eat knife Oof eatknife.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
You know that place Lincoln Hops.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yes, In Atwater.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yes, Great, we gotta go back there sometime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
That's a good spot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
That's a good spot.
Yes, we do.
Okay, I consistently throughoutthis episode.
I feel like I've been right inbetween both of your answers.
I don't think it's complete.
Garbo, you are obviously alittle biased, and that's fair
enough, okay, but I don't thinkit's good enough to be C, quiet,
quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Bottom of C is probably the best place to put
it High key.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
My wife can't hear this.
It's actually probably c tier.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Okay, really I thought it was f?
Tier, and here's why the wayshe killed the shark, okay, okay
, okay, okay, no okay, also,you're not surviving that night
it was fun, it was I like waitwait eric, eric I will tell you
this I loved it because it wason the ocean, okay steven se
Seagal.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Oh shit, Up to the sea, bro.
It's bottom of the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
That's all I'm saying when a star like that is in a
movie.
I really don't know how you canargue that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I can't argue that point.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
Also, why'd you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Woody.
I even have to say TJ deservesthat point because he just
rescued the movie from an F tierbecause I couldn't argue and
you know, the episode title iswill you survive the shallows?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
a giant shark and steven siegel it is steven
siegel man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
You gotta listen to that episode.
It's a good one all right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Well, where do we think it fits into c?
It's at the bottom okay, belowbird box below bird box all
right, that's fair enough.
They're not.
Either of them are not thatgreat.
Nope, all right, so reallyquick.
Do we want to reorder anything?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Let's go over it real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Now I think they should only move one tier up or
down, depending on how we feel.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I think Legendary is solid.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
I think Legendary is solid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
I would have put you know all of us are dead in there
.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I think potentially all of us are Dead could move up
to S I feel like Buried goesdown to C.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Okay, wait, wait, wait, buried goes up to B.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Hold on, hold on.
If the Cured belongs in S, thenAll of Us Are Dead.
Definitely belongs in S.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I kind of agree.
I also agree that that shouldgo Okay, like that yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Okay.
Now you wanted to flip Buriedin 2012?
Yeah, I'm kind of okay withthat.
Buried is Putting Buried in Cin 2012 and B yeah, I'm okay
with that, and they're both atthe top and bottom, so they'll
just.
Yeah.
I think 2012 is better thanMaggie, though.
Yeah, yeah, if I had to pickbetween the two, I'd watch that.

(01:08:03):
I'm not going to lie.
I know I argued for Bird Box togo and see, but F tier it might
be able to drop down.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
We don't have anything.
I don't, I don't.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I just don't like that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
The Shallows might actually be ahead of it only
because Steven Seagal and Ocean.
There's really so much hangingon Steven Seagal right now I
think it goes just below Buriedand there's really so much
hanging on steve and seagullright now he's carrying the
whole weight just below buriedand I think bird box is at
bottom you think bird boxbelongs in c tier though?

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
it's either low c or f and I think I'm thinking it
belongs in f in front of frozenbecause she actually did some
sort of smart things during themovie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
That is true, she did do some medical stuff, okay,
okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
But hear me out here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
They were both equally ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
I will say this they gave her a lot of plot armor.
They used a lot of plot weaponsagainst the three in Frozen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Actually I do agree with that, and that was one
reason we put it up there in Ctier is that it's interesting,
at least, that there was waymore plot weaponry than than
plot armor in a typical movie.
So I mean it's fine if f tieris empty.
I think okay.
Um, we didn't watch any f tiermovies I think okay, what's our
garbo?

(01:09:23):
Oh, evil dead rise.
Yep yeah, pretty bad movie, yepum agreed, that was dj's movie
I won't lie, it's fun to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
One time, I think but , other than that I actually
watched it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I watched it twice if we do an episode to your list,
we got.
Jeopardy goes up top, do weagree?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
jeopardy goes into iconic first, first episodeardy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Only because it's your episode, it goes into Garbo
.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
So I say we have a tier list where it's Alex, eric
and TJ.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Oh, motherfucker.
And you know what?
What?
Like the movies we chose.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
It's literally just who hosted what, or just us.
We have our episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
It's just a spreadsheet of who's winning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
I think it should be like from most hair to least
hair.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
We can actually objectively what the fuck Well,
you guys are both fucked so youwant me to show you my body hair
?
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Yeah, no, we all shave completely, and then we
weigh our hair.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I'm back in the running boys.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
That's an idea I don't like where this episode
has twisted to.
Let's read some points.
This is our final tier list.
I'm supposed this could beposted on our Instagram now.
Next, we're going up to seasonfive.
We're going up to season five.
This is pretty exciting, guys.
Are we going to change anything?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
No, but we are going to go back and redo some
remember oh, I think we justtalk about that, yeah we're
gonna bring back like I wouldlove to do an episode of dawn of
the dead with tj because wecould just fight the whole
entire episode like last time,but better what else resident
evil?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
one and two maybe oh, going back to resident evil
would be cool.
Um, three and beyond is kind ofback to Resident.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Evil would be cool.
3 and Beyond is kind ofpointless to do because there's
no surviving any of those.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
What about 7?

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
The other one that we didn't do with TJ was Train to
Busan, which deserves a TJ.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Sure, all right, look at how nice I am.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Look at how nice I am and how mean this fucking guy
is to me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Okay.
Well, if you just ignore thewhole first 90% of the episode,
sure you could probably stabsomething with it.
Do you see how mean he is to me?
Like I said, if we ignore thefirst 90% of the episode, sure.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
You're an intercontinental ballistic
missile head.
What do you want me to do?
Let's read some points.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Alex, this is interesting because I you know
what I Alex, this is interestingbecause I you know what.
I didn't write down why you gotthe points.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Just that you got the points Okay.
So, alex, you have one, two,three, four, five, six points
Okay.
Tj, you have one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Fucking rigged Plus Josh.
This shit is rigged and Joshhas five points he wants to give
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
And shit is rigged and josh has five points he
wants to give to me and fivepoints to josh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Yeah, no, you can't.
You can't trade points.
It's in the bylaws.
He said it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Oh, alex, alex would win.
Uh, yeah, no yep so tj wins,which actually okay.
So hang on.
This is unplanned, because nowhe's going to be the host of the
first episode of two seasonsand I'm also the last host of
two seasons and he alreadyannounced the host.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
It's crazy.
And guess who's the host?
It's me.
I'm great.
Well, I mean, I could change mymind right now what the next
episode is going to be.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
If it's Gepardy again Is it.
Gepardy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
No, I actually I'm not going to tell you.
It's a surprise.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
It's Gephardy, it's not.
It's Gephardy, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Oh my God, it's not Gephardy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
It's definitely that's such a desperate attempt
to like no, don't guess it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
No, it's not, it's not, it's not.
Gephardy guys.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
You didn't guess it, right, guys, it's, I'll believe
it when I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
Are you for real?

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Don't fuck with me, dude, Damn.
If you're fucking for real, I'mgoing to go full fucking nerd
dude.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Yeah, tj's been telling me all about this.
Actually, we're in on ittogether, right, tj?
Well, well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I have no idea about this.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
This is the first time I've ever heard about this.
The fucking TJ supremacy,motherfucker.
Fucking TJ supremacy,motherfucker.
I am the winner and I am sohyped that the next episode is
gonna be Gepardy.
Welcome back to Gepardy alright, alex, legendary.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Alright, plus four points, alex, you win.
Yeah, no, you can't do it.
So I most certainly could youalready announced?

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
no, you can't um, so I most certainly could, that is
how you already announced thewinner you can't take it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Now that I have won, here's what we're gonna do on
the next episode we're going todo, we're doing a dandy

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
get pretty yeah yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't
fuck around like that well, inthis case, I feel like I've been
given two very interestingpropositions for what the next
episode will be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
I think it.
I think I gotta, I gotta, workon that shit.
I don't know the dnd rules so Ican't actually do it exactly
and guess what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
I'll give it to tj I am working on a dnd episode.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
I have been periodically for like a couple
months.
I want it to be good.
I want it to be able to bemultiple parts and it'll be
ready tomorrow for jeopardy allright.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Well, I guess that is what our next episode is going
to be.
I guess we're going back to thegame board and we're going to
play some jeopardy again thefinal actually the final.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
That's pretty bold, that's bold.
That's the final geopardy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
They're very popular all right until they get a
reboot yeah, I was gonna sayuntil we see how well it does a
reboot all right a new host thatisn't as popular.
It's gonna be air coastinggeopardy, I'm gonna have a uh
category for tj or questions forTJ.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Questions for TJ.
It's going to be literally aspinning clone of Gepardy
Questions for Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I would love that, and just let them all be gaming
related.
Oh fuck, Actually, if I no, no,I dominated that category.
Anyways, look forward to that.
Gepardy in the past has beenvery fun.
You should go check out ourprevious Gepardy episodes and
you should look forward to thisnext one.
That's happening.
We are not taking a break.
Honestly, our seasons arepretty meaningless.

(01:15:37):
We just like to break it up alittle bit.
Linear.
Yeah, it's going to be prettymuch the same thing.
We might do something a littlebit different.
I don't know.
We change as we get older andhave life experience and become
little whippersnappers.
Alex loser speech.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Sucks to be the loser .
I should have won.
Our subscribers agree with me.
I did far better than TJ inevery regard.
Tj sucks.
I even nailed it that we shouldhave had hot pockets for the
start although I do agree withthe hot pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Uh, the points say otherwise to everything else.
You said it was rigged.
Tj.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Winner speech uh, it's, it's, uh, it's tj.
Supremacy.
Baby.
I've, I've started out multipleseasons.
It's me, it's just me at thestart every time.
Guess what.
The first season I was herestarted it off because I was on
the first episode.
Second season, gepardy, guesswhy, I started it off again Now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
It's just our affirmative action.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Fifth season 29th season, we're going to be
fucking.
That's it.
Yeah, 29th season, we're gonnabe fucking 48 doing this shit.
Guess what we're gonna be doing?
Motherfucking gep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Well, tj, actually you might not be here till
you're 48.
See trump recently passed thisdei stuff and uh, yeah, we're
gonna be able to fire youlegally was I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I the diversity, equity and inclusion in this
group of all brown people.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Yeah, exactly.
We're very diverse over here atMovies About the Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Three shades of brown .
Well, I feel very honored thatyou guys are including me on the
brown.
That is very generous, allthings considered.
But okay, would you like me tohit them with the socials?
Hit them, uh, all thingsconsidered.
But uh, okay, would you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
like me to hit him with the socials?
Hit him with the socials.
All right, everybody, make sureyou check us out on all of our
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Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
All right, any final words?
Boys, tj sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
This shit was rigged.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
It was heavily insinuated that I should have
won.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Well, it's heavily insinuated that I'm on top.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I don't want to hear about that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yeah that's exactly where my mind went All right,
that's it.
This is done.
We're over.
We'll see you guys next season.
What?
We'll see you, wow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
What an accusation to end the season on.
We'll see you next season.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Stay alive, God no.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
All you have been here.
God, no, thank you.