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March 14, 2025 47 mins

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A mysterious epidemic sweeps across the nation as field reporters TJ Jackson and Eric Salas broadcast live from ground zero of what appears to be a full-blown zombie apocalypse. Their reports from a residential neighborhood outside Milwaukee and the Crossroads Mall paint a harrowing picture of civilization's rapid collapse.

As the situation deteriorates, our correspondents find themselves trapped alongside survivors in a shopping mall, transforming from professional journalists into increasingly unhinged commentators on humanity's last stand. Through gallows humor and astute observations, they document the survivors' desperate attempts to escape using improvised armored buses, complete with chainsaw slots and barbed wire – engineering choices that prove as dangerous as the undead themselves.

The broadcast captures both the horror of the situation and the absurd logic of zombie movie tropes, from unrealistically massive propane tank explosions to the selective intelligence of survivors who can engineer complex vehicles but can't figure out basic survival skills like water purification. All the while, anchor Alex (repeatedly misnamed throughout the broadcast) attempts to maintain journalistic standards as his field reporters succumb to panic, alcohol, and inappropriate commentary.

What begins as breaking news coverage gradually transforms into something more profound – a darkly comedic examination of how quickly social norms collapse when facing extinction. As the survivors make their final push toward a mysterious island that may offer salvation, listeners are left wondering: in an apocalypse where hell is full and the dead walk the earth, does anyone truly win?

For more apocalyptic analysis and survival strategies, find us wherever you get your podcasts, or connect with us on social media – assuming the internet survives the zombie hordes.

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