WitchFoot Podcast

Ahoy party people. Do you feel like shit? Looking for a way to hang tight during the South Node in Scorpio, North Node in Taurus transit?

Join us as we cope with horror movies. They bring  us pleasure and a way to digest the terrors of the world.

A loving rehash of our original Episode 1 Top 5 Horror Movies lists.

Check out our Watch Party episode for more details on Tonight She Comes. Imbibe horror with some wate...

Mercury Retrograde hitting you hard? The Have-You-Ever-Had-A-Dream Team, Wendi and Andrea got you covered. Panic not!

Mercury retrograde happens a lot, and while it can feel like some big, big energy, it's all happening for your highest good!

More a details guy? Mercury approves! Here's the deets:

• May 10: stations retrograde at 4 Gemini (review – receptive thinking) 
  • May 16-23: Aries Jupiter sextil...

Join us for a rousing discussion of the mediasphere, how to maintain your own power and for shits and giggles, the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard case.

Can anyone STFU?

The backlash to the backlash to the thing that's just begun.

WitchFoot HIGHLY recommends Bo Burnham's Inside and Make Happy.

Recorded court proceedings of Depp v. Heard 

There's a reason why cameras are rolling at Depp v. Heard but not other high-prof...

Virgo and Pisces...the Virgin and the Fish That Don't Give a Fuck (slash give all the fucks)...welcome to Divinity!

The Basics: Virgo is a mutable earth sign, ruled by Mercury and traditionally at home in the sixth house. Pisces is a mutable water sign, ruled by Jupiter and most at home in the 12th house.

The Pisces energy is indeed strong with Johnny Cash and Kurt Cobain...RIP you legendary fishes. 

It's...

It's another round of Fuck, Marry, Kill in honor of all the gorgeous Aries in this world. And in a stunning first, two different celebs end up taking dirt naps! Andrea follows it up with a question about some of the world's most underrated companimals. 

Show Notes:

• Wendi's brain rats, and their cute AF fits.
• Jenny Slate's birth chart (sexy AF)
  •  Her incredible Netflix special Stage Fright (tune in a...

Venus is the ruling planet of the signs Taurus and Libra, and transits the entire zodiac every 225 days (roughly spending two-and-a-half to three weeks in each sign).

Having a relationship with Venus can help you to better understand what you value, how you connect and relate to others and even your own sense of self worth. The best way to form that relationship? Understand her in your own chart, and how she impacts you as...

Aries and Libra...did I just hear someone stir the pot? Who's here for the ram and the scales, masters of Integrity?

The Basics: Aries is a cardinal fire sign, ruled by Mars and traditional ruler of the first house. Libra is a cardinal air sign, ruled by Venus and traditional ruler of the seventh house.

Show Notes:

• These energies don't play small (Tiktok). This hellscape needs more integrity, not less...

Another brilliant SNL monologue, this time about the messiness of creativity and the joys of being a weirdo. WitchFoot has been all about trial and error, leaning into messy process of creation.

Show Notes: 

• Oscar Isaac Monologue - SNL - YouTube
• Astrology birth chart for Oscar Isaac
• Mortified Nation (film) - Watch people make masterpieces out of their cringe-worthy diary entries. Would you share yours?
• Alice Sparkly Kat do...

Cancer and Capricorn...nom nom nom. Have we just hit on Andrea's favorite polarity!? Not for the faint of heart, these two are concerned with Legacy.

The Basics: Cancer is a cardinal water sign, ruled by the Moon and queen of the Imum Ceoli (IC)/fourth house. Capricorn is a cardinal earth sign, ruled by Saturn and supreme leader of the MC/10th house.

Show Notes:

• We used to live and plant by the synodic cal...

Did you hear that? It's probably just the wind. But what about all that squelching...?

WELCOME TO A WITCHFOOT WATCH PARTY! We eat and toast, laugh and digress to the 2016 horror film Tonight She Comes. 

Characters:

• James/Mailman
• Pete/Jackoff/Jizz Friend
• Redhead/Lindsey/Period Girl and Drunky
• Kristy/the "She" in "Tonight She Comes"
• Hillbilly dad
• Felicity/Hillbilly daughter and Philip/Hillbill...

We defy you to not bop your way through BODR. Setting the record straight on Snoop's astrology because everything we do is lit.

Show Notes:

• Snoop is in fact...a Libra sun!
• He's also part of the Scorpio moon gang (listen to episode 005 or check the show notes for more :)
• He looked amazing at the Superbowl
• Snoop and Death Row Records - Entering a new phase of his life...Scorpionic transformation

Next celeb? Req...

Erudition, learning, seeking, exploring...help us out folks! We landed on Processing as the signature energy for the Gemini/Sagittarius polarity. The optimists of the zodiac are worth knowing.

The Basics: Gemini is a mutable air sign, ruled by Mercury and natural ruler of the third house. Sagittarius is a mutable fire sign, ruled by Jupiter and the natural ruler of the ninth house.

Show Notes:

• "Facts don&a...

Wendi and Andrea riff on a powerful Aquarius Venus comment by Dr. Dre in a pre-Superbowl interview and then she reveals her laser-focused FMK selections for Andrea.

Do you wish Bowie had written love songs about you? Would you save Sarah? Let us know!

Show Notes:

• Pre Superbowl Interview with Dr. Dre, Mary J. Blige and Snoop Dogg
• Watch the halftime show!
• The official birth chart for The Great WitchFoot Project
• Andr...

What's that? Oh you love our new theme music? AND the outro's amazing? Shout out to Lupus Nocte who created Smash, sampled at the top, and Torii Wolf who created White-Crowned Sparrow to send us off on our quests.

Wendi and Andrea explore new realms: 1) How will you harness the Year of the Tiger 2) Off the cuff, what's the most profound rap lyric?

Listen to the end to hear us dissolve into a fascina...

Wendi and Andrea dive into another fixed polarity: Taurus and Scorpio! For this pair we discuss the energetic signature of Security. *And special note: this is where the North and South Nodes of the moon currently reside in the night sky.

The basics: Taurus is a fixed earth sign, ruled by Venus and ruler of the second house. Scorpio is fixed water, ruled by Mars and oversees all affairs in the eighth house.

Show N...

Wendi and Andrea share their take on astrological energies and how the polarities shape the wisdom behind the zodiac.

Leo and Aquarius are the first pair we tackle in honor of Aquarius season. For this pair we've deemed the predominant desire or energetic signature as Identity.

The basics: Leo is a fire sign ruled by the sun, traditionally rules the fifth house and opposes Aquarius on the zodiac. Aquarius is ...

Wendi and Andrea explore two new questions: 1) What are you just beginning to understand? 2)What book have you read recently that you enjoyed?

Show Notes:

• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Hero's Journey analysis
  • You're clicks away from an entire weekend of entertainment
• Hero's Journey
• Diving Deep and Surfacing
• Joseph Campbell - The Hero with a Thousand Faces
• Shout out to Midsommar! - Love ...

Andrea & Wendi switch up the format and ask each other two questions: 1) What is yours to do? 2) Fuck, marry, kill - Wendi's celebrities edition.

Show Notes:

• Aries North Node
• Harry Potter movies - because you deserve more magic! (Amazon)
• Leo Moon - "The Moon in Leo is associated with children. You are likely to be in many ways a 'kid at heart'."
• Wendi's Celebs - Aaron Rodgers, Adam Driver,...

What are the three P's of personal responsibility?! Who's Carol P. Christ? How do we stop  dramatic stalemates and fucking do something good around here? We're so excited to have you - welcome to the WitchFoot perspective.

Show Notes:

• To pull your own birth chart we recommend Cafe Astrology or Astro Charts. There are  many others out there, find one you love!
• Owen Wilson's Saturday Night Live Monologu...