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November 8, 2024 38 secs

ATOMIC LAUNDRY SERVICES

Get the best laundry service in Darkness Falls!

Blast those stains away at Atomic Laundry!

Atomic Soap™ is a trademark of Atomic Arsenal LLC.

Written by Tragedy Faye

Audio Design by MannlyMann

Voice Acting by MannlyMann

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(00:00):
Welcome to Atomic Laundry Services!

(00:03):
Where your clothes get bombarded with cleaning particles!
That's right, we exclusively use Atomic Soap!
Guaranteed to blast away stains and odors!
Just returned from the nine rings of hell?
Well, you can kiss the scent of fire and brimstone away
and say hello to clothes with a...
Celestially Clean Scent.
With ease!
Don't settle for ordinary laundry!
Experience the atomic difference with Atomic Laundry Services!

(00:25):
Nestled in the downtown center of Darkness Falls,
if we're good enough for the YDA, then it's good enough for you!
Atomic Laundry is not responsible for a sense of distortion of time and space
as you get lost in the scent of the divine.
Atomic Soap may cause an explosion of freshness,
resulting in spontaneous Bollywood dancing.
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