Join the vampire Tragedy as she works to cast a spell, but gets interrupted...
No chickens were harmed in the making of this skit.
Cast
Tragedy: Tragedy Faye
Sashiro Minagawa: Tiny-Shroomie Audio
Ren Black cameo: Dodo's Arthouse
Audio Production: Kat Loveland
Produced by Cactus Cat Creations
Episode Transcript
[THUNDER CRASHES]
TRAGEDY
And here we go...
I'm going to cast the spell
and then it's going to make everything so much better.
Listen to the Queen of the Night!
I summon thee do my bidding!
[DOOR CREAKS]
SASHIRO
Umm, Tragedy?
(00:21):
What are you doing in my closet?
Well...
Leo said he likes closets,
so, umm...
I thought I would give it a try?
Riiighhttt...
Let me put this another way:
Tragedy!
Why is there a chicken suspended over a magic circle?
And is that my favorite scarf?
But I need it...
(00:43):
That's not really an answer.
You better come clean before I call Drezz over here.
Okay, fine! I'll tell you...
I just thought if I cast a little spell, y'know...
might help us.
[SIGH]
Help us with what?
We need to get more people to like and subscribe, Sashiro!
(01:07):
So that we may live on in infany!
Infany?
Enfamy?
Emfany?
I think I messed up on that word.
[GIGGLES]
Tragedy...
have you ever thought about asking nicely?
Ooohh...
I didn't think of that.
You're so smart, Sashiro.
I'll show you how it's done.
(01:28):
[PIANO MUSIC]
Thank you for listening!
Don't forget to hit the like and subscribe button
to stay updated on the latest episodes. :)
Your way is much better!
Uh, I just have one question.
So uh...
what do we do with the chicken?
[FIRE!]
[CHICKEN BAWKS]
[MAGIC SOUNDS]
(01:52):
You know what...
I... I think I should call Ren right now!
[PHONE RINGS]
Ahh...
Ren!
Sashiro?
Ren! It's an emergency!
Emergency?
It's a really... really... big emergency!
What's up?
So, hear me out, okay? Hear me out.
Um...
I have a chicken.
A chicken.
And uh... I don't know what to do...
Yeah...
(02:12):
Uh, do you want food?
Food?
I... I'll make you food?
Are you serious?
Yes, Ren! I'm serious!
This is an emergency!
Now, what do you wanna do with the chicken?
Do you want katsudon?
Sure?
You want omurice?
Fine too...
Or, uh... do you want me to make curry out of it?
That works as well...
[Confused] What?
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