November 29, 2023 • 37 mins
- The theft of 10, 000 doughnuts
- Mady's on the hunt for that Maccas ice cream cake
- Shoutout Courtroom
- 2023 in Cooked Conversations
- Another go with Mady
- Christmas themed shaker pancakes hack
- Mady's final attempt
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
A long time ago, in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Out of that busy feature rolls Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And have you ever felt like this, like stange, this
happens when second kids?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
This is Zac and well for the last time in
twenty twenty three, it is Zach and Doomia or or
is it the last time in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Three or the last of the late nights? Yeah, so
last week of late nights for the year.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How enigmatic? What could that mean? Will you have to
just stay tuned? Can we?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I love doing a stay tuned? You know people who
put that up when they're like they take a new
job working as like an accountant, and they're like, big
things coming, stay tuned dot dot dot. Do you ever
think and go I wasn't tuned in the first place
to your LinkedIn, don't know what's coming next.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm probably not gonna fall it that closely.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yes, that's a meme, is it? Yeah? Big things coming?
And it's never big things?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Have I just unintentionally sometimes I don't know whether to
go with you because I'm like, if people have seen that,
mean they're going to think that way.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
So do I alert you that you're doing mean material
or do I roll with it? And then people think
that we're ripping off memes.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's a demned if you do, deemed if you don't,
isn't it?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
But they kind of the meme kind of follows local bands.
We post at the start of the year, big things
coming this year, and it's always that they're releasing us on.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, that's true. It's true. It's never were going to
the moon, is it.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's never enlisting in the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I know they never the big things coming. You might
as well just say new music coming. Why would you
say big things coming?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well, because it's big things for them, I guess I suppose,
So are you saying big things coming for us?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm saying stay tuned, dot dot dot, That's all I'm saying.
I wouldn't say big things coming, but I would sa
I stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And if you look, if you happen to follow the Zachendom,
you know socials, you might hear been in news. That's
all right.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Look some of you have guessed it already. Dom is
becoming a Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Big things coming, quite literally, I told you Big Balley,
I got the costuming ready to go. So if you
want to head to a Westfield Upper America Vaart, I
will be there Monday through Thursdays from ten am to
six pm.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Now he's in for Christmas spirit reasons. He just needs
a summer job. It's like when I saw my I
saw my teacher working at the movies really once. Yeah,
well because my for some reason, I don't know why,
my English teacher was away, but she was away for
like a term in like year nine or year ten,
(02:45):
and we got like a young teacher in right, and
they were like, really.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Great, you really had long service leave.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah that was what it was. Yeah, yeah, and the
new person was really great, and there was like just
a classic a teacher who had been in the job
for thirty years versus someone who was new. But they
were like young, they had fresh ideas. They were putting
you know, they're putting cartoons up on the wall. Yeah,
this is so cool. And then over the holidays, I
(03:12):
saw him at the movies and it was a real
mind beld. Yeah, they like thinking about it now, they're
probably like twenty two. It was completely contextually fine thing
to be happened.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And they probably only got like a temp job at
the school.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
They would have just been filling in for the term
I can't. Yeah, they would have been working at the
movies through UNI and then they got, you know, a
term to do teaching and then that probably ended and
they didn't have another contract, so like, well, I just
keep my off. But you know that it was just
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Thing where you contect context.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, you see someone out of context and I was like,
is that teacher?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah? It is. It is a weird thing working at
a school.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I feel bad for them because you know, that's a
there's a totally fine job. But how awkward it is
for you to see a teacher in public. I imagine it's
ten times more awkward for the teacher to see the kid.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well, this is I leave a long way from the
school that I work at, and that's somewhat for that reason,
because I don't want to. I don't want to walk
down the shoppings mall and kind of just have a
young person look at me and think do they know
me from work?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Why?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I see my math teacher sometimes you've seen it. He
must have lived in my suburb and he's never made
eye contact with me, So I don't know if he's
avoiding it because he knows I'm carrying kids, sometimes two,
and sometimes I think it's like, does he remember me?
I mean it was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Would you still refer to him as mister something?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Or I don't know if I can remember his name,
to be honest, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right, Just get the year Do you get yearbooks?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, I don't know where that is.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Get the old yearbook out, have a look through him
because that would probably thrill him. Say, I remember you
taught me Pythagoras theorem.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Remember he may have. What my yearbook is full of
is that you still announce. So the way that my
school would do the yearbook photos, so they would do
the different teams by just announcing towards the end of
the year. Hey, so if you're in the soccer team
at morning tea, they're going to go take your photo.
If you're in the basketball team at morning tea, they're
(05:10):
taking that.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So this is going.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, so I was in all the tea classic and
because it was just a student taking the photo, no
one new they so in the year book coming in
a lot of teams, I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
How did some fine time to do all of them?
That's quite remarkable.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Anyway, Well, Look, it's going to be a lovely way
to wrap up the late night podcasts for the year.
We are I just about to send producer Maddy out
to try to find a Maca's ice cream cake. We
kick this off last night sending her to a Macis
to see if you could get the ice cream birthday
cake in the drive through. No luck last night, but
we want to give it another go tonight, and you're
making a weird vow.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know about this vow.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I think we should keep the podcast going, keep the
show on until we find it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But what if it doesn't work. I mean, it's a
bold claim to be put out there. I like being bold,
but I'm just saying, what stage are you going to
call it?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I don't know. Until we have an ice cream take,
that's when we're calling it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, we'll see what happens. Let's get to a this
is second time.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Look, if you haven't heard the news people talk a
lot about the crime rates in Australia and how maybe
this country is sort of going to help pretty quickly, well,
have a listen to this news story. It's pretty disgusting
that's come out today.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Police searching for a sticky fingered thief a woman who
stole van in Cullingford with thousands of crispy cream donuts
on board.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I just can't do this. This is just what have
we come to.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Cost of living getting ridiculous when donuts start going missing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Clearly, if you want to ten thousand donuts and you
can't afford it, you now have to steal it. That's
what we've come to as a society.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Do you think this crime really pissed off the police? Donuts?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh that's a good point. I mean that's a Is
that a cliche?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Are they y same time? I'm sure they do enjoy
a donut every now and then.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Or do they avoid donuts because of the stereotype?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I reckon they probably avoid them.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, because you don't want to be caught in the
police car having smoko no with a donut. Well, someone
tries to fine and they're like, I didn't think you
actually did that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I wonder where that cliche began.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That stereotype interesting anyway, if you're interested in how much
ten thousand donuts costs, they did cover that in the
new story.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yeah, well, Lizzie forget who stole the cookie from the
cookie jar. What about ten thousand donuts from a service station.
One of these delicious treats will set you back about
four dollars, So that's now forty thousand dollars down the drain.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Forty thousand dollars of donuts.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Now you've only got about six hours to offload those. Really,
you're going to have to open your own donuts store
to try to move them.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you're not. You're gonna have to be pretty subtle
about where you've suddenly come into ten thousand donut.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Because remember, once a donut king, you got an end
of day donut, didn't they give you a bin bag
full of donuts. There's eighty donuts stove.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The eighty donuts, eighty donuts for the cost of wine.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
And you really struggled getting rid of them.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I tried to eat as many as I could.
I gave it a valleyant effort. Because if you've been
given at the end of the day eighty donuts, I
mean it's Europe, You're never going to get that chance again.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
What's ten thousand?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
This is what I keep thinking, What is this person
done with them?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well, surely they just were stealing a van and then
the donuts were news to them when they got in a.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Nice perk, like what's that smell?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Probably it didn't be a nice perk for a vehicle theft,
wouldn't it?
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Well?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Keep you going if you're trying to outrun the police,
it would because you know in those police chases they
probably have to stop for snacks every now and then.
Fuel and snacks. Yeah, they're for me, fuel for the car.
That's the two reasons you'd stop. And you're not about
fifty percent of that out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
They don't talk about that often, but you're right because
often the one thing I have to always think with
a high speed car chase is how pekish it would make?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You know, and I reckon?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Similar to when you're playing a game of like Tiggy
as a kid, you should be able to have a
time out, call the police. Can we have a time
out for this high speed chase?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I need to drive through it and need to get
a snack.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
But look that in one O six five. What we
want to know is what did they steal? Because this
happens occasionally that whether it's intentional or unintentional, a robbery
occurs of a bizarre item. And I remember being a kid,
Zach and our house got broken into, and instead of
taking any of the expensive jewelry, electronics or anything, the
thieves just took this sort of this jewelry I made
(09:24):
mummy at kindergarten.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
What like the macaroni necklace?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, or like you know, got little beads on a
necklace or something like that. They took a few of those,
handfuls of those probably didn't know what they were in
the dark, took them and ran.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They didn't know what they were doing.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Low key thefts. Yes, when we worked at another radio session,
remember was that break in? Yes, it was a break
in while we were in there. Yeah, And all they
took was a bottle of soft drink?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Was it creaming?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Sada?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Is it important what type of soft drink it was?
Would that make a difference? Are you like creaming?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
So?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Did that make sense? That's worth kicking a door in.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I wouldn't kick a door in for a lemonade. I'd
consider it for a good cream so personally, but.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Look thirty one I six fife. We've got a fifty
dollars red rooster voucher. Which we'll just give to you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You're not stealing that.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
If you do have a story willing to share with us,
what did they steal? What was the unusual thing that
somebody stole? Once after ten thousand Crispy Kreme donuts have
been nicked? Tim Is in Sydney, Tim, someone broke into
your car?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
What did they take?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah, so break into my car and they didn't take
any of the valuables I was in it, just the
bag with a book how to win an argument. And
I was just like, oh, geez, you must be struggling
in that department.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You know, we'll come in handy for the court case
later on.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Well, that's true, they'll get out of it. I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The tricky thing is, though all they've done in the
end there, they haven't gotten anything else out of except
getting out of the court case that they wouldn't have
needed without the book.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
A bit of a paradox, isn't.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
It's a bit of a cycle there, So that's that's
a I wonder what they were thinking. They must have
thought it was more.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
In the bag.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Lisa in Sydney, you had a home break in. What
did they take?
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Hey, guys, Yeah, so my brother and I lost all
of our chocolate Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hang on a second one.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
When was this, Well they this is.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Back in the eighties, so I'm in my forties now,
so the eighties when were little kids. So they obviously
had intentions of taking the washing machine because that was
halfway out the back door when we got up the
next morning and the TV was still there, so all
the big stuff was all still there, but all of
the chocolate Easter eggs that the Easter bunny had left
us were taken.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Just a bit peckish.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I get that though, because if you were doing a
break in and you saw the Easter chocolate, you kind.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Of think, wow, give me a bit of energy to
listen to the washing machine. That's probably what happened. You
went to lift the washing machine. This is too heavy.
I need a bit of a pick me up.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, oh, Bunny, I like that. Matt is in Brisbane. Matt.
What did they steal?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
So they still alcohol? Out of the alcohol well, out
of the fridge out the back on the randa. Yeah,
it was only just the beer that they stole.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So hang on, you had you have a fridge out
the back. They didn't the fridge, they didn't take anything else.
But they opened the fridge, helped themselves to some beer
and went away.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Yeah, but we all said, like other things in there,
like wine and all like spirits and like food and
all that. Yeah, and yeah, they just took all just
the beer for it's gold and how.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Many beers Matt.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Pretty much the whole Yeah, Bridge.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Probably had their own eski or something.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
In the getaway car.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That doesn't sound like criminals. That sounds like someone on
their way to like a family Christmas barbecue, gotten kids.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, true, it's just because why wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
You take the spirits that's the most expensive, maybe all
the wine even maybe the wine was more expensive.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Maybe they'd just been at least as they'd taken the
Easter eggs and they wanted something to wash it down with.
I found that made had some beer. Okay, well this
is this is insane. We got jen in Brisbane on
thirty one oh six five. Gen you had a home
break in and they have taken that's one of the
most personal items that you could get.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What was it?
Speaker 12 (13:01):
Yeah, okay, so they took all my lips sticks. They
took about twenty bottles of really expensive perfume. But worst
of all, they took my vibrator.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Jen, do you think they knew what they were taking
or was they were they just taking a bag full
of stuff.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
It was a bag full of stuff, but I'm pretty
sure they knew what it was. It was all pretty sequined,
and yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You didn't see it come up on like Marketplace or
something later on. You guy's seen a vibrator.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well, Jan, we're sorry that you lost something that meant
so much to you, but you're gonna have a fifty
dollars red rooster about you that will make up for
it at least a little bit.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
Sounds great. Sounds great.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
You're listening to the Zach and Dom podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Zach, we did hear a rumor yesterday that apparently there
was a macis hack none of us were aware of.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
There's a secret menu item that's been under our noses
this whole time. Apparently. You know the ice cream cakes
used to get in McDonald's parties, You can order those
in the drive through.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Apparently it's not every makers. Some of them have it, though.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
If you go through the drive through right now and
you say, Hi, can I have one of the ice
cream Birthday cakes. They may well just say to you, yeah, okay,
why not.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
That's what we've heard. We went to try this out
last night. It was confirmed that it's possible, but the
McDonald's we went to said we don't have any in stock,
were out of stock. You kind of have to.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Get lucky, and so we've sort of sworn a commitment
that we're not going to go offair tonight until we've
got ourselves on McDonald's ice s cream cake. Now we've
said produced some matty out to a second McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Maddie.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean, this is two nights in a row. You've
been in a macas drive through for us. Thanks for
doing this. What's the busyness of this drive through that
you've just dropped into?
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Okay, it's pretty busy, but I am about to pull
up here and order so I can do it for
you live.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Let's do that.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let's see if they've got the ice cream cake at
this Matchers and see how our luck goes.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Take two.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Buy one of the McDonald's birthday ice cream cake. Please?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
What was that fun?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Can I please order one of the McDonald's ice cream
cakes that you get for your birthday?
Speaker 11 (15:11):
Give?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, this is good. This is good. She's going to
check with the manage.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
It wasn't something that you immediately understood, that, no.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But you did a good job explaining it.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Actually the ice cream cakes.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Oh no, okay, all right, we'll thank you anyway. Sorry
about that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
To anyone else.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, sorry, Maddie.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Yeah, on to the next one.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, okay, do you have another one in mind?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Look, I've got a couple of things in my mouth,
so yeah, I'll check in shortly.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, Well, we'll let you go.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Maudes, we'll cross into you in the next ten minutes
and another McDonald's and hopefully we can get the ice
cream cake there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Zach Hays swarm.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
We won't be going off air tonight until we get
an ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Are you standing by that? Still? That's from two?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I think third time lucky.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, well, we'll see what we can do in
a moment, Zack and Tom Podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
In the radio industry, thousands of people request an on
air shout out every week. These shout outs are carefully
considered before just one is granted. This is Zach and
Dom's shout out Courtroom.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
That's right, Tom, there's an old radio law that not
many people know about. It's that you can only give
one shout out a week on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Lots of people might want shout outs, our hands are tied.
It's really only give one person the opportunity.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And it makes it really hard for us to be
honest because we'd love to give everyone a shout out
every night, but we can't. We have to enter here
the courtroom and decide who's most worthy of the shout out.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
So we are in session Welcome in thirteen in one
oh six five. If you'd like to make your application
for a.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Shout out Natalie and Brisbane's first in tonight. Hey, Natalie,
what would you like to apply for a shout out for?
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Hi guys? Good evening. I'd like to give a shout
out to Ripley Thunder Radicals under eighteen basketball team who
won their Grand Final tonight.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Just hang on, just to sap your enthusiasm for one moment, yeap.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We haven't guaranteed you a shout at.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You're just applying for a shout out.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Order in the court Do we have the whole basketball
team there?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
On and one of the plays.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
There was a lot of noise for two people that
sounded like a whole team, didn't it.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Just for the official records, that was the Ripley Thunder
Radicals basketball under eighteens.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That's correct, Okay, okay, good stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Just Ripley is at the location and it's Thunder the
name of the team or the thunder Radicals. Maybe it's
the name of the team.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Thunder that Let's go back, hang and let's get back
to Natalie. Are you guys the thunder Radicals?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
What was Thunder?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
All the pick one? That's like being the dragon bulldog.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It's the judge here. You can't make fun of.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What No, no, no, I'm not making fun I'm just
saying you've got two team mascots, right, Oh, it's the
Radical and it's the Thunder.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I just pick one. Pick a lane anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But we'll consider giving a shout out to the Ripley
Thunder Radicals basketball team who won their Grand Final tonight.
That application is lodged Marcus in Sydney on thirty one
oh six foot.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Would you like to apply for a shout out for Marcus?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
I would love to apply for a shout out my
younger brother Locky Lao.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yep, he means the world to me, he is a
great brother. I love spending time with him and he's
he's just the best bloke in the world, my best mate. Okay,
your brother Lockey. That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
What's going on in the basketball team in the back
of your car as well? The birthday?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
What that was?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
He didn't say that. He just said he he's a
great mate. I don't think it was Lucky's birth there
anything special.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Linda is in Brisbane? Linda, who do you want to
apply for a shout out?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
It's to my sister's dance studio.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
It's called Ultimate Dance Center.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
They won nationals in Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Just gone there you go lovely, Linda. And do you
have a basketball team in the vicinity of you right now?
Who can make some noise in the background.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
No, I don't. I'm in the car by myself and Linda.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Just to confirm that was the Ultimate Dance Center in Brisbane.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Yeah, in straft Line.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I can't guarantee that they'll get a shout out on
the radio, but yeah, the application is in. Thank you
you very well now, Dom. Yeah, this is Marcus wants
to give a shout out to Lockey. Just for being
his best bro. Linda wanted to give a shout out
to the Ultimate Dance Center in strath Pine in Brisbane.
Now Lee wants to give a shout out to the
Ripley Thunder Radicals basketball under eighteens team who won their
(19:47):
grand final tonight.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Those are three very worthy shout outs. If only we
could shout them all out on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It's just don't give them all a mention though, No,
we care only one. And to me, there was a
clear winner vibe.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
One.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, the vibe was there.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I mean it sounded like a whole team of people,
even if it might have just been to her in agreement. Yeah,
all right, Well Natalie, how would you like the shout out?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Why?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, Well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This is an officially sanctioned and verified shout out on
behalf of Zach and Dom extended on this occasion too.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
The Ripley Thunder Radicals Under eighteen basketball team.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The reason for this shout out as commissioned in a
scheduled sitting of a shout out courtroom.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh my goodness, they just won their grand final.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
This concludes all shout out courtroom business.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh how was that?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Natalie?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
So much, appreciate you guys, have a lovely evening.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Wow, that is definitely more than two people.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Or you can feel the thunder there, can't you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, it's a bit radical.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
This is second off Cooks Combs.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
We feel like we're doing a late night radio show
dom but it's been pointed out that this isn't radio
at all. Some people have said, if you just slow
down some of the things we talk about, it goes
from being a radio show to conversation happening at a
party at two am.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's the sort of stuff where two people think, or
maybe a group of people will think they they've solved
the problems of the world. Out on the back outdoor furniture.
One of them is really sort of halfway down the
couch at this stage. That's how reclined they are, and
that's what this show can sound like. Slightly slow down.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Seeing as this is our last week on late nights
for the year done, I thought we would have a
look back through some of our cooked conversations that we've
had over the last few months.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It's a year in review.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Do I need Green Day's time of your life? Because
you know, I love to do a Time of your
Life montage.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Possibly do you remember talking about this? It was your
thoughts on the biggest stringer.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's right, you know, and.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They need to make less sexy the cheese stringer.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, have you that ad strip me? Have me anyway
you want me.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, I'm just saying it was particularly like a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It was just a lot.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Did you like.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Stand by that watch that back lately? It is a lot.
It stands violent.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Did our boss text you the other day and that
they've never they've never looked at that ad the same sense.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, I think they.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I think Abos was giving her daughter a cheese stringer
and said she felt thoroughly uncomfortable handing it over to
her after hearing me talk about the cheese stringer in
a sensual way.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
So I understand that I hear that.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Earlier this year, I came up with an idea for chips.
It was an idea that you really enjoyed. Why can't
we have some type of Chips'maugas board, Oh man.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Sorry, it's just.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Out of private moment, a very intimate connection, A.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Shiver up my spine as you pitched on greats.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
We haven't got onto that, but that still is a
good idea, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
The chip Smagest bort I love it and I feel like,
especially coming closer to Christmas time, people would love to
take the family to the chip smagatboard.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Imagine that for your Christmas lunch.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Do you remember talking about a coming of age moment
that lots of Australians have had, Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Your first big back first? Remember this.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I do remember getting the big Mac out of the
box for the first time and thinking, I'm not ready.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Whatever I got myself, I'm in trouble here, Dad, No,
I'm not ready. And do you want to go dom?
Seeing as it's Crestmas, we're entering the Christmas season, should
we do one more?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, let's do it more.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Because a bit of backstory on you. You've been mister
Christmas historically. Yes, you've spent the last couple of years
abstaining from Christmas.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I've been a hibernation. I've been a hibernation from Christmas.
Bad breakup, didn't have the Christmas spirit the same way
I usually did.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
But you were thinking that this year you'll be back.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I think, mister Christmas, return and I know what you're
going to play with Two years.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Of no Christmas festive spirit. I'm worried that there's a
backlog and when this damn wall falls fan banked up.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
He's got Christmas.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, it's It's all I'm saying is it's a worrying
week or two ahead.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You're listening to the Zac and Dom podcast all night.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
We've been sending our producer Maddie around to different McDonald's
because we've heard that if you go through the drive
through and ask for an ice cream cake, you know
the ones that used to have in the McDonald's parties,
you can actually buy them fifteen dollars through the drive through.
Each one we've been too so far though, has turned
us away.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
And Zach made what is starting to look like an
unwise commitment that we wouldn't go off tonight until we
had found a mac Is that would give us the
ice cream cake and the drive through.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So we're continuing on with this producer made. He's gone
to another mac Is now about ten minutes away. Maddie,
are you in the drive three yet? Where are you
crossing to you from?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Okay, I'm just pulling into the drive through as we speak.
There was just one person ahead of me, So here
we go stand by.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Now so far some of the staff have heard of it.
Some have.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Well, sorry, I was at the wrong order point.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Can be confused sometimes with your windows.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, take it away, Matt. We'll leave you the space.
Take away when you're ready.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Take anything to mac. If we're going to get through.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
To hey geta there? Can I order the McDonald's birthday cake?
You know, the ice cream cake? Can I order that?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Okay, thanks.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
They've all had to go check the manuals, so we
always have to check with the manager and it's not promising.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Oh you don't have it here? Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Zero from three? Good? This is Do you have any
other McDonald's in mind?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Matt?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Is there any left?
Speaker 9 (26:32):
There was a McDonald that the lady last night suggested
on the phone. It's a bit of a fair way,
but I could go there.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I reckon give that. I reckon. Try one more, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You've got to go at least one more, Try one.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
More, macas What do you mean one more?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You you've gone so far from we'd be here till
four or five am going to macas well.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
We'll try one more.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Let's let's go to one more. I got a good
feeling about the next one. I reckon it's going to
be fourth time, lucky Mad's. We'll let you go and
get into another McDonald's drive through. Are you getting yourself
in each treats while you're doing this?
Speaker 9 (27:00):
By the way, Yeah, I'm really glad you gave me
your card. Actually, I would just think that a tree
would go down. Great, I might get one.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, we'll cross.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Back to produce the may in a moment in another
Macas drive through somewhere around Australia, trying to get our
hands on one of these ice cream cakes.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
This is second Tom.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It is our last week in our late night show
for this year. And you said you wanted to do
one more of this segment. Does it mean we have
to play the opener again?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh gosh, it's just it's such a long opener.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Appropriately long.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
This is a segment where we invent late night snacks. Now,
earlier this year, Dom we did shake your pancakes. That's
where I realized that you know, usually you put water
or milk into those shaker pancakes, Well you can actually
put any liquid in them.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, and it works out. And we had gatorade, we
had soft drinks. You tried alcohol for a it. The
weirdest one was but a chicken mixture that you put in.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
We thought that we came up with every possible liquid
that we could make a pancake out of it. Yes, yes,
that was until earlier today when Dom said, could we
do a Christmas pancake about your favorite beverage? Eggnog? With
that work and shaker pancakes. Because I thought, leave it
with me. I crunched the numbers. I thought, I think
(28:23):
it will work, because I think we can pull this off.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What I love about it. I mean, there's numerous things.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Firstly, eggs and breakfast have a natural synergy already, right,
so a sweetened egg thing at breakfast that fits. Secondly,
a lot of people have family Christmas traditions, and I
could picture Christmas morning eggnog pancakes becoming a family thing.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Now what is eggdog for those who don't know, So, it's.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Like a It's a cream milk, egg sugar, cinnamon sort
of drink.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
It sounds weird. As a kid, I us used to
hear the Americans drinking eggnog and thought, why would you
want an eggy drink. But it's actually kind of lovely.
It's I guess it's a bit like a non alcoholic bait.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Lees. That's very sweet, might be the way to think
about it.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Now, take just take that pancake off there. So okay,
I've prepared these, just pancakes on the grill in the station.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
The sandwich press. You mean, yes, it smells delicious initially,
the colors. Okay, it's come up as a pancake.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Pretty good as a pancake. Doesn't take a test and
tell us if it works.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, here we go the eggnog pancakes.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Dom's taking his first bite. Does that work or not?
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Hmmm? You've done it, mate, by far, the best thing
you've zack snacked all.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, well that's mountain dew energized, is it? That's great?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
You thought that's eggnog? Yeah, you confuse mountain dew energy.
Didn't say I thought this was eggnog? Is that how
all your taste funds up?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Mate? All I know is I love it.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I could say something sweet calculated version of mountain g.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I love it. It's beautiful. I don't know what the
problem is. Is this a stitch up because it's the
first of a stitch up that I get to eat
a pancake while I'm being stitched up.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Stitch up, it's kind of I wanted to see if
you had your eye in or not. Okay, it had
something to like calibrate the taste buds their way off.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There's the visit at the end. That's what gives it away.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Oh, you can't say that. Now you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
So my first thought when I took a bite was,
this doesn't taste like I expected it to taste.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But I'm really enjoying it. That's what happened. Then, So
do you have an actual eggnog pancake for me? Stitch
up over.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
This?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
This actually an eggnog pancake. Oh, this is certainly milkier
thet okay, that's definitely. That has a whiff of the cinnamon.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
That's quite good.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
You've just back to back to the best sack snacks
of the year that I thought the mound and jew
one was good.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, eggnog really works, in really works. It might work
better than just eggs on their own.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Because you're not an eggnog guy normally.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
On that mate, this I could see this being in
Modern This Morning Donna Hayes cookbook.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
No, the Coles cook one. You know the Holes magazine
sometimes haves hacks. Hmm, that's bloody good. Paul's original egg nog,
get on.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It, that's you know what. Don't leave cookies out for
Santa this year. Leave eggnog, pancakes.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Or mount and jew energize. He does have to stay
up all night and fly around the world. He could
do with a bit of caffee.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
The Sack and Dom podcast.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
We've been sending out producer Maddie around to McDonald's as
many as we can find because we've heard that through
the drive through you can actually order off a secret menu.
You can order a McDonald's ice cream party cake. Remember
when you had parties as a kid and they'd bring
out the ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And this was the rumor that we heard going around.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
So Maddie has now gone to three separate McDonald's in
the drive through and we've got no, no, and no.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
But none of them have said that they don't do it. No,
they say they don't have one.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's not like we've said something that doesn't make any
sense to that.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No, they've all had to check.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
They've all had to go and check, and one would
they come.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Back and they go, we don't have one At the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
One or two have gone like, oh yeah, yeah, I
know what you're talking about. But no, just haven't had it.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
We've got producer Maddie now in a fourth McDonald's. Maddie
really notching up the frequent flyer miles at the moment.
They should do frequent frier miles McDonald's. They just hit
me anyway, Maddie, are you working you away into another
drive through as we speak?
Speaker 9 (32:44):
I sure am, I'm just pulling up right now, perfect timing.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
We get your speech down, pat now, at least that's true.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
We're going to get the cake here?
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Hi, Can I please order the McDonald's ice cream birthday cake?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
A lead check?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Another check back to the manager, back to the manager.
That's fine. It could be good. The manager could say, yeah,
we've got seven in the freezer. Give her one. Wonderful news.
Come on, this is this has to work. We can't
send her to a fifth.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I don't think there is a fifth around.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh, I'm not to ask when they getting them back
in stock.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Is it that you're out of stock?
Speaker 11 (33:25):
I believe?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Okay, all right, well thank you anyway? Can I please
get actually a hot apple pie? Please?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
What are you doing, Maddie?
Speaker 9 (33:35):
I just thought i'd get myself a snap on your
Thank you so much. I'll just get one.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yes, thank you, Okay, okay, Dom's card get a few, Maddy, Yeah,
you're right. Is there another McDonald's, said Maddie could go
to Dom? Is there another one in the area?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
In the area, I don't know what what happens if
we just stay on for the next stlf hour?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Can we do that? Are we allowed to do that?
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Let's go check. I don't even like all the McDonald's employees.
We might have to check with our manager.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
All right, let's go to another song yere, and we're
going to figure out whether or not we can send
Maddie to another McDonald's and keep the dream alive.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
This is Zac and Tom.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Ye're up late with Zach and Dom.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Unfortunately, we have lost contact with Maddie. She's been going
around to different McDonald's, trying to go to an ice
cream cake in the drive through. She did warn us
to McDonald's ago that the phone was on ten percent.
She did, and we think that might be the issue.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Either that or Ronald's got her. Ronald's like, what are
you doing? What are you trying to expose that we
don't have the ice cream cakes?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
So I thought maybe she had got an ice cream cake,
and with the bounty she's.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Fleeing, that's possible.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
That's not trying to get over state lines before we
can catch her.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
We What it does mean, though, is we're in the
unfortunate position we've been in too many times this year
if needing to win the show with an apology.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
We did make a promise, Saq, Well you know what
I actually want to wand that back? You made a
promise I did.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I said that we would stay on air until we
found a McDonald's ice cream cake. But what do we
meant to do?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Well, we could stay on air, we could get mad
at your new phone. I mean there's lengths we could.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
We don't know where she is, that's true. Does she
know to come back to the station? How she might
be lost?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Should we all it? Can you hear this?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Come back to the station shire a flair?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
How about?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Well we can use a phone bank or something like
we we can get you a new battery.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Should we reconvene at three am. If you listen at
three am, we might be here back on air for
the hunt. Because I'm up for that. I reckon we
could possibly make that work. But I mean, at any rate,
what we've what we've learned, and this is important information.
At the for McDonald's we went to, none of them
were shocked at the request. They all had some degree
of awareness that it could be something that could be requested.
(35:41):
So there are those magical McDonald's out there that have
I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Know, I'm beginning to think that the room is not true.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Do you think we've four.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
And they weren't like yeah, like it wasn't as if
it was like shocking to them. But they also weren't like,
oh yeah, we ah, we just ran out.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
It was like that had never done it before. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, that's a really sad note to end, Michelle, But.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
That's reality, man.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But the problem true, yeah, I mean true, but.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
The problem we can't script everything.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
No, But I have a really upbeat piece of music
that we play when we're wrapping up the show, and
I feel like I can't play it now because we're
on like a real low, and like if I just
fire off this like upbeat, yeah, that's the show up.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
We'll get it back.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
What you got?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Where do you keep the tomato sauce? Where do you
keep it?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Personally? In the fridge, in the cart. There we go.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Just that's like the break glass in case of emergency radio.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
There.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's what you need then, is that we got time
for on the show. You can get it anytime you
want by searching for Zach and I'm in the on
iHeartRadio or you've preferred podcasting app and I will catch
you next time.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
That's all for this episode of the Zac and Dom podcast.
Subscribe to catch the boys next time and follow them
on socials at Sac and Dam
A long time ago, in a lab far far away,
a science experiment went horribly wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Out of that busy feature rolls Zach.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And have you ever felt like this, like stange, this
happens when second kids?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
This is Zac and well for the last time in
twenty twenty three, it is Zach and Doomia or or
is it the last time in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Three or the last of the late nights? Yeah, so
last week of late nights for the year.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How enigmatic? What could that mean? Will you have to
just stay tuned? Can we?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I love doing a stay tuned? You know people who
put that up when they're like they take a new
job working as like an accountant, and they're like, big
things coming, stay tuned dot dot dot. Do you ever
think and go I wasn't tuned in the first place
to your LinkedIn, don't know what's coming next.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm probably not gonna fall it that closely.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yes, that's a meme, is it? Yeah? Big things coming?
And it's never big things?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Have I just unintentionally sometimes I don't know whether to
go with you because I'm like, if people have seen that,
mean they're going to think that way.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
So do I alert you that you're doing mean material
or do I roll with it? And then people think
that we're ripping off memes.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's a demned if you do, deemed if you don't,
isn't it?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
But they kind of the meme kind of follows local bands.
We post at the start of the year, big things
coming this year, and it's always that they're releasing us on.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, that's true. It's true. It's never were going to
the moon, is it.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
It's never enlisting in the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I know they never the big things coming. You might
as well just say new music coming. Why would you
say big things coming?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Well, because it's big things for them, I guess I suppose,
So are you saying big things coming for us?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I'm saying stay tuned, dot dot dot, That's all I'm saying.
I wouldn't say big things coming, but I would sa
I stay tuned.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And if you look, if you happen to follow the Zachendom,
you know socials, you might hear been in news. That's
all right.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Look some of you have guessed it already. Dom is
becoming a Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Big things coming, quite literally, I told you Big Balley,
I got the costuming ready to go. So if you
want to head to a Westfield Upper America Vaart, I
will be there Monday through Thursdays from ten am to
six pm.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Now he's in for Christmas spirit reasons. He just needs
a summer job. It's like when I saw my I
saw my teacher working at the movies really once. Yeah,
well because my for some reason, I don't know why,
my English teacher was away, but she was away for
like a term in like year nine or year ten,
(02:45):
and we got like a young teacher in right, and
they were like, really.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Great, you really had long service leave.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Yeah that was what it was. Yeah, yeah, and the
new person was really great, and there was like just
a classic a teacher who had been in the job
for thirty years versus someone who was new. But they
were like young, they had fresh ideas. They were putting
you know, they're putting cartoons up on the wall. Yeah,
this is so cool. And then over the holidays, I
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saw him at the movies and it was a real
mind beld. Yeah, they like thinking about it now, they're
probably like twenty two. It was completely contextually fine thing
to be happened.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And they probably only got like a temp job at
the school.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
They would have just been filling in for the term
I can't. Yeah, they would have been working at the
movies through UNI and then they got, you know, a
term to do teaching and then that probably ended and
they didn't have another contract, so like, well, I just
keep my off. But you know that it was just
like that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Thing where you contect context.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, you see someone out of context and I was like,
is that teacher?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah? It is. It is a weird thing working at
a school.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I feel bad for them because you know, that's a
there's a totally fine job. But how awkward it is
for you to see a teacher in public. I imagine it's
ten times more awkward for the teacher to see the kid.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well, this is I leave a long way from the
school that I work at, and that's somewhat for that reason,
because I don't want to. I don't want to walk
down the shoppings mall and kind of just have a
young person look at me and think do they know
me from work?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
Why?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I see my math teacher sometimes you've seen it. He
must have lived in my suburb and he's never made
eye contact with me, So I don't know if he's
avoiding it because he knows I'm carrying kids, sometimes two,
and sometimes I think it's like, does he remember me?
I mean it was fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Would you still refer to him as mister something?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Or I don't know if I can remember his name,
to be honest, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right, Just get the year Do you get yearbooks?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Yeah, I don't know where that is.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Get the old yearbook out, have a look through him
because that would probably thrill him. Say, I remember you
taught me Pythagoras theorem.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Remember he may have. What my yearbook is full of
is that you still announce. So the way that my
school would do the yearbook photos, so they would do
the different teams by just announcing towards the end of
the year. Hey, so if you're in the soccer team
at morning tea, they're going to go take your photo.
If you're in the basketball team at morning tea, they're
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taking that.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So this is going.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, so I was in all the tea classic and
because it was just a student taking the photo, no
one new they so in the year book coming in
a lot of teams, I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
How did some fine time to do all of them?
That's quite remarkable.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Anyway, Well, Look, it's going to be a lovely way
to wrap up the late night podcasts for the year.
We are I just about to send producer Maddy out
to try to find a Maca's ice cream cake. We
kick this off last night sending her to a Macis
to see if you could get the ice cream birthday
cake in the drive through. No luck last night, but
we want to give it another go tonight, and you're
making a weird vow.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't know about this vow.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I think we should keep the podcast going, keep the
show on until we find it.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But what if it doesn't work. I mean, it's a
bold claim to be put out there. I like being bold,
but I'm just saying, what stage are you going to
call it?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I don't know. Until we have an ice cream take,
that's when we're calling it.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, we'll see what happens. Let's get to a this
is second time.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Look, if you haven't heard the news people talk a
lot about the crime rates in Australia and how maybe
this country is sort of going to help pretty quickly, well,
have a listen to this news story. It's pretty disgusting
that's come out today.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Police searching for a sticky fingered thief a woman who
stole van in Cullingford with thousands of crispy cream donuts
on board.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I just can't do this. This is just what have
we come to.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Cost of living getting ridiculous when donuts start going missing.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Clearly, if you want to ten thousand donuts and you
can't afford it, you now have to steal it. That's
what we've come to as a society.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Do you think this crime really pissed off the police? Donuts?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh that's a good point. I mean that's a Is
that a cliche?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Are they y same time? I'm sure they do enjoy
a donut every now and then.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Or do they avoid donuts because of the stereotype?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I reckon they probably avoid them.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Yeah, because you don't want to be caught in the
police car having smoko no with a donut. Well, someone
tries to fine and they're like, I didn't think you
actually did that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I wonder where that cliche began.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That stereotype interesting anyway, if you're interested in how much
ten thousand donuts costs, they did cover that in the
new story.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Yeah, well, Lizzie forget who stole the cookie from the
cookie jar. What about ten thousand donuts from a service station.
One of these delicious treats will set you back about
four dollars, So that's now forty thousand dollars down the drain.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Forty thousand dollars of donuts.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Now you've only got about six hours to offload those. Really,
you're going to have to open your own donuts store
to try to move them.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And you're not. You're gonna have to be pretty subtle
about where you've suddenly come into ten thousand donut.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Because remember, once a donut king, you got an end
of day donut, didn't they give you a bin bag
full of donuts. There's eighty donuts stove.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The eighty donuts, eighty donuts for the cost of wine.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
And you really struggled getting rid of them.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I tried to eat as many as I could.
I gave it a valleyant effort. Because if you've been
given at the end of the day eighty donuts, I
mean it's Europe, You're never going to get that chance again.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
What's ten thousand?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
This is what I keep thinking, What is this person
done with them?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Well, surely they just were stealing a van and then
the donuts were news to them when they got in a.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Nice perk, like what's that smell?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Probably it didn't be a nice perk for a vehicle theft,
wouldn't it?
Speaker 8 (08:31):
Well?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Keep you going if you're trying to outrun the police,
it would because you know in those police chases they
probably have to stop for snacks every now and then.
Fuel and snacks. Yeah, they're for me, fuel for the car.
That's the two reasons you'd stop. And you're not about
fifty percent of that out.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
They don't talk about that often, but you're right because
often the one thing I have to always think with
a high speed car chase is how pekish it would make?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You know, and I reckon?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Similar to when you're playing a game of like Tiggy
as a kid, you should be able to have a
time out, call the police. Can we have a time
out for this high speed chase?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I need to drive through it and need to get
a snack.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
But look that in one O six five. What we
want to know is what did they steal? Because this
happens occasionally that whether it's intentional or unintentional, a robbery
occurs of a bizarre item. And I remember being a kid,
Zach and our house got broken into, and instead of
taking any of the expensive jewelry, electronics or anything, the
thieves just took this sort of this jewelry I made
(09:24):
mummy at kindergarten.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
What like the macaroni necklace?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Yeah, or like you know, got little beads on a
necklace or something like that. They took a few of those,
handfuls of those probably didn't know what they were in
the dark, took them and ran.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
They didn't know what they were doing.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Low key thefts. Yes, when we worked at another radio session,
remember was that break in? Yes, it was a break
in while we were in there. Yeah, And all they
took was a bottle of soft drink?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Was it creaming?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Sada?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Is it important what type of soft drink it was?
Would that make a difference? Are you like creaming?
Speaker 9 (09:54):
So?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Did that make sense? That's worth kicking a door in.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I wouldn't kick a door in for a lemonade. I'd
consider it for a good cream so personally, but.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Look thirty one I six fife. We've got a fifty
dollars red rooster voucher. Which we'll just give to you.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You're not stealing that.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
If you do have a story willing to share with us,
what did they steal? What was the unusual thing that
somebody stole? Once after ten thousand Crispy Kreme donuts have
been nicked? Tim Is in Sydney, Tim, someone broke into
your car?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
What did they take?
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yeah, so break into my car and they didn't take
any of the valuables I was in it, just the
bag with a book how to win an argument. And
I was just like, oh, geez, you must be struggling
in that department.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
You know, we'll come in handy for the court case
later on.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Well, that's true, they'll get out of it. I mean.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
The tricky thing is, though all they've done in the
end there, they haven't gotten anything else out of except
getting out of the court case that they wouldn't have
needed without the book.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
A bit of a paradox, isn't.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
It's a bit of a cycle there, So that's that's
a I wonder what they were thinking. They must have
thought it was more.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
In the bag.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Lisa in Sydney, you had a home break in. What
did they take?
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Hey, guys, Yeah, so my brother and I lost all
of our chocolate Easter eggs.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Hang on a second one.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
When was this, Well they this is.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Back in the eighties, so I'm in my forties now,
so the eighties when were little kids. So they obviously
had intentions of taking the washing machine because that was
halfway out the back door when we got up the
next morning and the TV was still there, so all
the big stuff was all still there, but all of
the chocolate Easter eggs that the Easter bunny had left
us were taken.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Just a bit peckish.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I get that though, because if you were doing a
break in and you saw the Easter chocolate, you kind.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Of think, wow, give me a bit of energy to
listen to the washing machine. That's probably what happened. You
went to lift the washing machine. This is too heavy.
I need a bit of a pick me up.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, oh, Bunny, I like that. Matt is in Brisbane. Matt.
What did they steal?
Speaker 11 (11:49):
So they still alcohol? Out of the alcohol well, out
of the fridge out the back on the randa. Yeah,
it was only just the beer that they stole.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
So hang on, you had you have a fridge out
the back. They didn't the fridge, they didn't take anything else.
But they opened the fridge, helped themselves to some beer
and went away.
Speaker 11 (12:05):
Yeah, but we all said, like other things in there,
like wine and all like spirits and like food and
all that. Yeah, and yeah, they just took all just
the beer for it's gold and how.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Many beers Matt.
Speaker 11 (12:21):
Pretty much the whole Yeah, Bridge.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Probably had their own eski or something.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
In the getaway car.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That doesn't sound like criminals. That sounds like someone on
their way to like a family Christmas barbecue, gotten kids.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I reckon.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, true, it's just because why wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
You take the spirits that's the most expensive, maybe all
the wine even maybe the wine was more expensive.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Maybe they'd just been at least as they'd taken the
Easter eggs and they wanted something to wash it down with.
I found that made had some beer. Okay, well this
is this is insane. We got jen in Brisbane on
thirty one oh six five. Gen you had a home
break in and they have taken that's one of the
most personal items that you could get.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
What was it?
Speaker 12 (13:01):
Yeah, okay, so they took all my lips sticks. They
took about twenty bottles of really expensive perfume. But worst
of all, they took my vibrator.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Jen, do you think they knew what they were taking
or was they were they just taking a bag full
of stuff.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
It was a bag full of stuff, but I'm pretty
sure they knew what it was. It was all pretty sequined,
and yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You didn't see it come up on like Marketplace or
something later on. You guy's seen a vibrator.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well, Jan, we're sorry that you lost something that meant
so much to you, but you're gonna have a fifty
dollars red rooster about you that will make up for
it at least a little bit.
Speaker 12 (13:42):
Sounds great. Sounds great.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
You're listening to the Zach and Dom podcast.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Zach, we did hear a rumor yesterday that apparently there
was a macis hack none of us were aware of.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
There's a secret menu item that's been under our noses
this whole time. Apparently. You know the ice cream cakes
used to get in McDonald's parties, You can order those
in the drive through.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Apparently it's not every makers. Some of them have it, though.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
If you go through the drive through right now and
you say, Hi, can I have one of the ice
cream Birthday cakes. They may well just say to you, yeah, okay,
why not.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
That's what we've heard. We went to try this out
last night. It was confirmed that it's possible, but the
McDonald's we went to said we don't have any in stock,
were out of stock. You kind of have to.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Get lucky, and so we've sort of sworn a commitment
that we're not going to go offair tonight until we've
got ourselves on McDonald's ice s cream cake. Now we've
said produced some matty out to a second McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Maddie.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I mean, this is two nights in a row. You've
been in a macas drive through for us. Thanks for
doing this. What's the busyness of this drive through that
you've just dropped into?
Speaker 9 (14:46):
Okay, it's pretty busy, but I am about to pull
up here and order so I can do it for
you live.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Let's do that.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Let's see if they've got the ice cream cake at
this Matchers and see how our luck goes.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Take two.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Buy one of the McDonald's birthday ice cream cake. Please?
Speaker 5 (15:05):
What was that fun?
Speaker 9 (15:06):
Can I please order one of the McDonald's ice cream
cakes that you get for your birthday?
Speaker 11 (15:11):
Give?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, this is good. This is good. She's going to
check with the manage.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
It wasn't something that you immediately understood, that, no.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But you did a good job explaining it.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Actually the ice cream cakes.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Oh no, okay, all right, we'll thank you anyway. Sorry
about that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
To anyone else.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, sorry, Maddie.
Speaker 9 (15:36):
Yeah, on to the next one.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, okay, do you have another one in mind?
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Look, I've got a couple of things in my mouth,
so yeah, I'll check in shortly.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
All right, Well, we'll let you go.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Maudes, we'll cross into you in the next ten minutes
and another McDonald's and hopefully we can get the ice
cream cake there.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Zach Hays swarm.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
We won't be going off air tonight until we get
an ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Are you standing by that? Still? That's from two?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
I think third time lucky.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, well, we'll see what we can do in
a moment, Zack and Tom Podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
In the radio industry, thousands of people request an on
air shout out every week. These shout outs are carefully
considered before just one is granted. This is Zach and
Dom's shout out Courtroom.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
That's right, Tom, there's an old radio law that not
many people know about. It's that you can only give
one shout out a week on the radio.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Lots of people might want shout outs, our hands are tied.
It's really only give one person the opportunity.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
And it makes it really hard for us to be
honest because we'd love to give everyone a shout out
every night, but we can't. We have to enter here
the courtroom and decide who's most worthy of the shout out.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
So we are in session Welcome in thirteen in one
oh six five. If you'd like to make your application
for a.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Shout out Natalie and Brisbane's first in tonight. Hey, Natalie,
what would you like to apply for a shout out for?
Speaker 10 (17:01):
Hi guys? Good evening. I'd like to give a shout
out to Ripley Thunder Radicals under eighteen basketball team who
won their Grand Final tonight.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Just hang on, just to sap your enthusiasm for one moment, yeap.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We haven't guaranteed you a shout at.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
You're just applying for a shout out.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Order in the court Do we have the whole basketball
team there?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
No?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
On and one of the plays.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
There was a lot of noise for two people that
sounded like a whole team, didn't it.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Just for the official records, that was the Ripley Thunder
Radicals basketball under eighteens.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That's correct, Okay, okay, good stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Just Ripley is at the location and it's Thunder the
name of the team or the thunder Radicals. Maybe it's
the name of the team.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Thunder that Let's go back, hang and let's get back
to Natalie. Are you guys the thunder Radicals?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
What was Thunder?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
All the pick one? That's like being the dragon bulldog.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It's the judge here. You can't make fun of.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What No, no, no, I'm not making fun I'm just
saying you've got two team mascots, right, Oh, it's the
Radical and it's the Thunder.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I just pick one. Pick a lane anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But we'll consider giving a shout out to the Ripley
Thunder Radicals basketball team who won their Grand Final tonight.
That application is lodged Marcus in Sydney on thirty one
oh six foot.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Would you like to apply for a shout out for Marcus?
Speaker 12 (18:27):
I would love to apply for a shout out my
younger brother Locky Lao.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yep, he means the world to me, he is a
great brother. I love spending time with him and he's
he's just the best bloke in the world, my best mate. Okay,
your brother Lockey. That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
What's going on in the basketball team in the back
of your car as well? The birthday?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
What that was?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
He didn't say that. He just said he he's a
great mate. I don't think it was Lucky's birth there
anything special.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Linda is in Brisbane? Linda, who do you want to
apply for a shout out?
Speaker 10 (19:01):
It's to my sister's dance studio.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
It's called Ultimate Dance Center.
Speaker 10 (19:05):
They won nationals in Melbourne this weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Just gone there you go lovely, Linda. And do you
have a basketball team in the vicinity of you right now?
Who can make some noise in the background.
Speaker 9 (19:16):
No, I don't. I'm in the car by myself and Linda.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Just to confirm that was the Ultimate Dance Center in Brisbane.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Yeah, in straft Line.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I can't guarantee that they'll get a shout out on
the radio, but yeah, the application is in. Thank you
you very well now, Dom. Yeah, this is Marcus wants
to give a shout out to Lockey. Just for being
his best bro. Linda wanted to give a shout out
to the Ultimate Dance Center in strath Pine in Brisbane.
Now Lee wants to give a shout out to the
Ripley Thunder Radicals basketball under eighteens team who won their
(19:47):
grand final tonight.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Those are three very worthy shout outs. If only we
could shout them all out on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It's just don't give them all a mention though, No,
we care only one. And to me, there was a
clear winner vibe.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
One.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, the vibe was there.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I mean it sounded like a whole team of people,
even if it might have just been to her in agreement. Yeah,
all right, Well Natalie, how would you like the shout out?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Why?
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, Well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
This is an officially sanctioned and verified shout out on
behalf of Zach and Dom extended on this occasion too.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
The Ripley Thunder Radicals Under eighteen basketball team.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
The reason for this shout out as commissioned in a
scheduled sitting of a shout out courtroom.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Oh my goodness, they just won their grand final.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
This concludes all shout out courtroom business.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh how was that?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Natalie?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Congratulations, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
So much, appreciate you guys, have a lovely evening.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Wow, that is definitely more than two people.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Or you can feel the thunder there, can't you.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, it's a bit radical.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
This is second off Cooks Combs.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
We feel like we're doing a late night radio show
dom but it's been pointed out that this isn't radio
at all. Some people have said, if you just slow
down some of the things we talk about, it goes
from being a radio show to conversation happening at a
party at two am.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It's the sort of stuff where two people think, or
maybe a group of people will think they they've solved
the problems of the world. Out on the back outdoor furniture.
One of them is really sort of halfway down the
couch at this stage. That's how reclined they are, and
that's what this show can sound like. Slightly slow down.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Seeing as this is our last week on late nights
for the year done, I thought we would have a
look back through some of our cooked conversations that we've
had over the last few months.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
It's a year in review.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Do I need Green Day's time of your life? Because
you know, I love to do a Time of your
Life montage.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Possibly do you remember talking about this? It was your
thoughts on the biggest stringer.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's right, you know, and.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
They need to make less sexy the cheese stringer.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, have you that ad strip me? Have me anyway
you want me.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Yeah, I'm just saying it was particularly like a lot.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It was just a lot.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Did you like.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Stand by that watch that back lately? It is a lot.
It stands violent.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Did our boss text you the other day and that
they've never they've never looked at that ad the same sense.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Well, I think they.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
I think Abos was giving her daughter a cheese stringer
and said she felt thoroughly uncomfortable handing it over to
her after hearing me talk about the cheese stringer in
a sensual way.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
So I understand that I hear that.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Earlier this year, I came up with an idea for chips.
It was an idea that you really enjoyed. Why can't
we have some type of Chips'maugas board, Oh man.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Sorry, it's just.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Out of private moment, a very intimate connection, A.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Shiver up my spine as you pitched on greats.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
We haven't got onto that, but that still is a
good idea, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
The chip Smagest bort I love it and I feel like,
especially coming closer to Christmas time, people would love to
take the family to the chip smagatboard.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Imagine that for your Christmas lunch.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Do you remember talking about a coming of age moment
that lots of Australians have had, Oh.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Your first big back first? Remember this.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
I do remember getting the big Mac out of the
box for the first time and thinking, I'm not ready.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Whatever I got myself, I'm in trouble here, Dad, No,
I'm not ready. And do you want to go dom?
Seeing as it's Crestmas, we're entering the Christmas season, should
we do one more?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Yeah, let's do it more.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Because a bit of backstory on you. You've been mister
Christmas historically. Yes, you've spent the last couple of years
abstaining from Christmas.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
I've been a hibernation. I've been a hibernation from Christmas.
Bad breakup, didn't have the Christmas spirit the same way
I usually did.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
But you were thinking that this year you'll be back.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
I think, mister Christmas, return and I know what you're
going to play with Two years.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Of no Christmas festive spirit. I'm worried that there's a
backlog and when this damn wall falls fan banked up.
I don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
He's got Christmas.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, it's It's all I'm saying is it's a worrying
week or two ahead.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You're listening to the Zac and Dom podcast all night.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
We've been sending our producer Maddie around to different McDonald's
because we've heard that if you go through the drive
through and ask for an ice cream cake, you know
the ones that used to have in the McDonald's parties,
you can actually buy them fifteen dollars through the drive through.
Each one we've been too so far though, has turned
us away.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
And Zach made what is starting to look like an
unwise commitment that we wouldn't go off tonight until we
had found a mac Is that would give us the
ice cream cake and the drive through.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So we're continuing on with this producer made. He's gone
to another mac Is now about ten minutes away. Maddie,
are you in the drive three yet? Where are you
crossing to you from?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Okay, I'm just pulling into the drive through as we speak.
There was just one person ahead of me, So here
we go stand by.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Now so far some of the staff have heard of it.
Some have.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Well, sorry, I was at the wrong order point.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
Can be confused sometimes with your windows.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, take it away, Matt. We'll leave you the space.
Take away when you're ready.
Speaker 11 (25:55):
Take anything to mac. If we're going to get through.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
To hey geta there? Can I order the McDonald's birthday cake?
You know, the ice cream cake? Can I order that?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Okay, thanks.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
They've all had to go check the manuals, so we
always have to check with the manager and it's not promising.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Oh you don't have it here? Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Zero from three? Good? This is Do you have any
other McDonald's in mind?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Matt?
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Is there any left?
Speaker 9 (26:32):
There was a McDonald that the lady last night suggested
on the phone. It's a bit of a fair way,
but I could go there.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I reckon give that. I reckon. Try one more, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You've got to go at least one more, Try one.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
More, macas What do you mean one more?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
You you've gone so far from we'd be here till
four or five am going to macas well.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
We'll try one more.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Let's let's go to one more. I got a good
feeling about the next one. I reckon it's going to
be fourth time, lucky Mad's. We'll let you go and
get into another McDonald's drive through. Are you getting yourself
in each treats while you're doing this?
Speaker 9 (27:00):
By the way, Yeah, I'm really glad you gave me
your card. Actually, I would just think that a tree
would go down. Great, I might get one.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right, we'll cross.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Back to produce the may in a moment in another
Macas drive through somewhere around Australia, trying to get our
hands on one of these ice cream cakes.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
This is second Tom.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
It is our last week in our late night show
for this year. And you said you wanted to do
one more of this segment. Does it mean we have
to play the opener again?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Oh gosh, it's just it's such a long opener.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Appropriately long.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
This is a segment where we invent late night snacks. Now,
earlier this year, Dom we did shake your pancakes. That's
where I realized that you know, usually you put water
or milk into those shaker pancakes, Well you can actually
put any liquid in them.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, and it works out. And we had gatorade, we
had soft drinks. You tried alcohol for a it. The
weirdest one was but a chicken mixture that you put in.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
We thought that we came up with every possible liquid
that we could make a pancake out of it. Yes, yes,
that was until earlier today when Dom said, could we
do a Christmas pancake about your favorite beverage? Eggnog? With
that work and shaker pancakes. Because I thought, leave it
with me. I crunched the numbers. I thought, I think
(28:23):
it will work, because I think we can pull this off.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What I love about it. I mean, there's numerous things.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Firstly, eggs and breakfast have a natural synergy already, right,
so a sweetened egg thing at breakfast that fits. Secondly,
a lot of people have family Christmas traditions, and I
could picture Christmas morning eggnog pancakes becoming a family thing.
Speaker 5 (28:42):
Now what is eggdog for those who don't know, So, it's.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Like a It's a cream milk, egg sugar, cinnamon sort
of drink.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
It sounds weird. As a kid, I us used to
hear the Americans drinking eggnog and thought, why would you
want an eggy drink. But it's actually kind of lovely.
It's I guess it's a bit like a non alcoholic bait.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Lees. That's very sweet, might be the way to think
about it.
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Now, take just take that pancake off there. So okay,
I've prepared these, just pancakes on the grill in the station.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
The sandwich press. You mean, yes, it smells delicious initially,
the colors. Okay, it's come up as a pancake.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Pretty good as a pancake. Doesn't take a test and
tell us if it works.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Okay, here we go the eggnog pancakes.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Dom's taking his first bite. Does that work or not?
What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Hmmm? You've done it, mate, by far, the best thing
you've zack snacked all.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, well that's mountain dew energized, is it? That's great?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
You thought that's eggnog? Yeah, you confuse mountain dew energy.
Didn't say I thought this was eggnog? Is that how
all your taste funds up?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Mate? All I know is I love it.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
I could say something sweet calculated version of mountain g.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
I love it. It's beautiful. I don't know what the
problem is. Is this a stitch up because it's the
first of a stitch up that I get to eat
a pancake while I'm being stitched up.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Stitch up, it's kind of I wanted to see if
you had your eye in or not. Okay, it had
something to like calibrate the taste buds their way off.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There's the visit at the end. That's what gives it away.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Oh, you can't say that. Now you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
So my first thought when I took a bite was,
this doesn't taste like I expected it to taste.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
But I'm really enjoying it. That's what happened. Then, So
do you have an actual eggnog pancake for me? Stitch
up over.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
This?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
This actually an eggnog pancake. Oh, this is certainly milkier
thet okay, that's definitely. That has a whiff of the cinnamon.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
That's quite good.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
You've just back to back to the best sack snacks
of the year that I thought the mound and jew
one was good.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
That is brilliant.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, eggnog really works, in really works. It might work
better than just eggs on their own.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Because you're not an eggnog guy normally.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
On that mate, this I could see this being in
Modern This Morning Donna Hayes cookbook.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
No, the Coles cook one. You know the Holes magazine
sometimes haves hacks. Hmm, that's bloody good. Paul's original egg nog,
get on.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It, that's you know what. Don't leave cookies out for
Santa this year. Leave eggnog, pancakes.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Or mount and jew energize. He does have to stay
up all night and fly around the world. He could
do with a bit of caffee.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
The Sack and Dom podcast.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
We've been sending out producer Maddie around to McDonald's as
many as we can find because we've heard that through
the drive through you can actually order off a secret menu.
You can order a McDonald's ice cream party cake. Remember
when you had parties as a kid and they'd bring
out the ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And this was the rumor that we heard going around.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
So Maddie has now gone to three separate McDonald's in
the drive through and we've got no, no, and no.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
But none of them have said that they don't do it. No,
they say they don't have one.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's not like we've said something that doesn't make any
sense to that.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
No, they've all had to check.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
They've all had to go and check, and one would
they come.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Back and they go, we don't have one At the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
One or two have gone like, oh yeah, yeah, I
know what you're talking about. But no, just haven't had it.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
We've got producer Maddie now in a fourth McDonald's. Maddie
really notching up the frequent flyer miles at the moment.
They should do frequent frier miles McDonald's. They just hit
me anyway, Maddie, are you working you away into another
drive through as we speak?
Speaker 9 (32:44):
I sure am, I'm just pulling up right now, perfect timing.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
We get your speech down, pat now, at least that's true.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
We're going to get the cake here?
Speaker 9 (32:52):
Hi, Can I please order the McDonald's ice cream birthday cake?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
Is that possible?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
A lead check?
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Another check back to the manager, back to the manager.
That's fine. It could be good. The manager could say, yeah,
we've got seven in the freezer. Give her one. Wonderful news.
Come on, this is this has to work. We can't
send her to a fifth.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I don't think there is a fifth around.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh, I'm not to ask when they getting them back
in stock.
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Is it that you're out of stock?
Speaker 11 (33:25):
I believe?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (33:27):
Okay, all right, well thank you anyway? Can I please
get actually a hot apple pie? Please?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
What are you doing, Maddie?
Speaker 9 (33:35):
I just thought i'd get myself a snap on your
Thank you so much. I'll just get one.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Yes, thank you, Okay, okay, Dom's card get a few, Maddy, Yeah,
you're right. Is there another McDonald's, said Maddie could go
to Dom? Is there another one in the area?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
In the area, I don't know what what happens if
we just stay on for the next stlf hour?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Can we do that? Are we allowed to do that?
Speaker 5 (33:56):
Let's go check. I don't even like all the McDonald's employees.
We might have to check with our manager.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
All right, let's go to another song yere, and we're
going to figure out whether or not we can send
Maddie to another McDonald's and keep the dream alive.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
This is Zac and Tom.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Ye're up late with Zach and Dom.
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Unfortunately, we have lost contact with Maddie. She's been going
around to different McDonald's, trying to go to an ice
cream cake in the drive through. She did warn us
to McDonald's ago that the phone was on ten percent.
She did, and we think that might be the issue.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Either that or Ronald's got her. Ronald's like, what are
you doing? What are you trying to expose that we
don't have the ice cream cakes?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
So I thought maybe she had got an ice cream cake,
and with the bounty she's.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Fleeing, that's possible.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
That's not trying to get over state lines before we
can catch her.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
We What it does mean, though, is we're in the
unfortunate position we've been in too many times this year
if needing to win the show with an apology.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
We did make a promise, Saq, Well you know what
I actually want to wand that back? You made a
promise I did.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
I said that we would stay on air until we
found a McDonald's ice cream cake. But what do we
meant to do?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Well, we could stay on air, we could get mad
at your new phone. I mean there's lengths we could.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
We don't know where she is, that's true. Does she
know to come back to the station? How she might
be lost?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Should we all it? Can you hear this?
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Come back to the station shire a flair?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
How about?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Well we can use a phone bank or something like
we we can get you a new battery.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Should we reconvene at three am. If you listen at
three am, we might be here back on air for
the hunt. Because I'm up for that. I reckon we
could possibly make that work. But I mean, at any rate,
what we've what we've learned, and this is important information.
At the for McDonald's we went to, none of them
were shocked at the request. They all had some degree
of awareness that it could be something that could be requested.
(35:41):
So there are those magical McDonald's out there that have
I don't.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Know, I'm beginning to think that the room is not true.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Do you think we've four.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
And they weren't like yeah, like it wasn't as if
it was like shocking to them. But they also weren't like,
oh yeah, we ah, we just ran out.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 5 (35:59):
It was like that had never done it before. So
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Okay, that's a really sad note to end, Michelle, But.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
That's reality, man.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
But the problem true, yeah, I mean true, but.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
The problem we can't script everything.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
No, But I have a really upbeat piece of music
that we play when we're wrapping up the show, and
I feel like I can't play it now because we're
on like a real low, and like if I just
fire off this like upbeat, yeah, that's the show up.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
We'll get it back.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
What you got?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Where do you keep the tomato sauce? Where do you
keep it?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Personally? In the fridge, in the cart. There we go.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Just that's like the break glass in case of emergency radio.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
There.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's what you need then, is that we got time
for on the show. You can get it anytime you
want by searching for Zach and I'm in the on
iHeartRadio or you've preferred podcasting app and I will catch
you next time.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
That's all for this episode of the Zac and Dom podcast.
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