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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcastle Mel.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Fifteen morning show. It's the fifte morning show podcast. Hullo.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Why do we call it that still?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
We used to because it was fifteen minutes long, So it.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Should be this sometimes fifteen minutes morning show popcast.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Maybe it'll be fifteen.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Your post has a very very famous section called page six. Yeah,
it's never on page six, that is true, it's just
the name. Anyway, we've got a full house except for Gandhi.
Gandhi left early. She's moving and she's at home making
sure her boyfriend isn't destroying everything. Scottie b is here,
and there's Scary, and there's Garrett, and there's producer Sam,
(00:49):
and there's Danielle, and there's Nate and Hi. So Danielle
and Sam, Sam, I'll go to see go to you, Sam,
you'll probably be up earlier. This sort of entry seem
to me like people who maybe in a relationship they
should be breaking up, but there's one little, maybe sometimes
stupid reason they can't break up.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yep, you want to explain to the class.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yeah, I have a friend who's been in a relationship
for six years and he said him and his boyfriend
can't break up every time it comes close to happening,
just because they have an extremely valuable pin collection, like
pins like pins.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You put on your shirt, broaches exactly, so they wouldn't
know how to split it. They wouldn't know how to split.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It the way.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
This is the gayest thing I've ever heard, did say
to me.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's the gayest thing about him.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So we just don't know how we begin to separate
the pen collections.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, and he showed me in a video.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
It's quite stunning how it's laid out like it's behind glass.
They have lighting in the showcases. Somethings are elevated like
they're grouped together in collection.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So they're forcing a relationship.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
She said they would have broken up multiple times in
the past, but the pins have kept them together.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's a weird one.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I think in my relationship it could have something to
do with dogs. Okay, I really want to leave him,
but if I leave him, I leave the dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
So there you go discussed who gets which dog?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh yeah you have?
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh yeah, okay, do you.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Want to tell us?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's all written down on a legal piece of paper.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Where it shall stay all right?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
What do you think we have our dogs and and
and the thing called kids. Stupid, stupid, stupid stay together
for the pins. I don't know. I don't have a
pin collection like that to fight over.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
But I have a baseball collection.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
But you you'll keep that, but yeah, that's mine.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know how if.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You have if you have like expensive things in that collection.
New Jersey is in no fault state. She's getting half.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's year ago, and I don't want that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
With the money.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, man, a rookie card autographed, I'm taking it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Just want the car. She wants the case.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Let's talk about the no fault thing. Some states have it,
some states don't. Meaning let's say you catch your partner
cheating on you. Hm, it's a no fault state, meaning
you can't you what.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Meaning if you make more money, then you're gonna have
to pay. So this happened to my girlfriend. She caught
her husband cheating. She makes more money, so she had
to pay him alimony right as we call it alimony,
and she had to give him a down payment for
an apartment because he couldn't.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Afford it on her.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
New York States is the same way. New York State
is the same way.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
It's ridiculous, Yeah, exactly, So that's why you need to
get a prenup. Yeah, but even with a prenup, if
it's it's the same thing. You know, with a prenup,
they figure out using calculation, how much you will have
to pay them if you divorce, if you make the
most money and the most assets, and then even though
they cheat on you, you still have to pay them to
make it. And they can actually come to you and
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say I want a divorce and have no reason at all,
and you have to pay him out.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
So what do you roughly make about the same Like
is that like, oh, just wipe our hands.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm assuming that Maybe I don't. I don't know. I'm
not an attorney. But anyway, but.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
The stupid reason you stay together, look, kids, that's not
I don't think that's stupid at all.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think that makes I'll sell you one.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Just just moving in general, like I hate the process
like Gandhi's going through right now. I have stayed in
shithole apartments because I just didn't want to have to move.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
So you're saying you would you think you know someone
who would stay with a partner and married, because it's
just a pain in the moving all your ships.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
But I could see that, I could see that all
I know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
But there's happiness on the other side of that move though.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Unless unless it's like the worst, like the guy cheated
or something else is really really bad whatever, then I
could see. But if it's just like we don't get
along anymore.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
You did, take that that bathroom in that bedroom, I'll
take that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
What about you?
Speaker 8 (05:05):
What do you think I'm gonna pretend that this is
pyramid and I'm gonna say pass.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
You know, there's gotta be there's got to be people
that are staying together for like because of an animal,
like because of the cat. You know, I listen, I
don't have that situation. I'm not I'm not breaking up
because for me, it's like we live apart. We spend
so much time apart that the relationship doesn't have a
chance to like, you know, for us to get on each.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Other's nerves already.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, No, we're not. No, I'm not saying.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I'm saying that's why it works for me. Well, we
live apart, I live solo, and you don't have a
cat a cat. No, Yeah, but I do have. I
do know a couple of people that are staying in
their situation because of a financial reason, that.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Financial they cannot afford to move out on, Which.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Is why I always say you should always have separate
bank accounts, always have that money.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Ready to go timebody can do that. But if it's
time to jet jet.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
I have a friend that's very miserable, it's cheaper to
keep her.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Wow, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
But do you know anyone who is separated and maybe
divorced but they still live together.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I do, Oh god, you do.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
And I knew a couple who not only were they
divorced and living together, but he moved in his girlfriend
and the girlfriend became friends with the X or the
wife that they're no longer technically to get it was cool. Yeah,
so it was a very interesting dynamic, but it worked
for that exactly. They made it work.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I kind of love that.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I just want to know the weird things people did
need to split up if when they did get divorced,
Like you told me about a couple of the nineties.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Oh my god, did you guys ever see that picture?
It's like the saddest thing on the internet. What this
couple is divorcing. They're in the courtroom and they're sitting
on the floor of the courtroom in front of the
judge splitting up the beanie.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Baby collection, and well that has value.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Yet it was going, I'm.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Just so sad that this is what these two people
are going through fighting over.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
With the princess die or that's a hot one. No,
you need those have value.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Some did.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
There's not intrinsic value.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Like physical monetary like babies.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Absolutely, Princess I spangled another big one.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I would be like, just take the fucking beanie babies,
babies and get the fuck out.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
That's a good.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Though, because I think at some point you're like, you
know what, I don't give a ship, just take it.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
How bad does it have to be for you to
just get up take just like one suitcase and say
fuck it, you can have it all and walk out.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
How bad does it have to be?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, I tell you, it's also the same when you
your parents pass away and you and your siblings have
to go through their stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
And I didn't even want And look, I knew.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
That my brothers and I would have no problem figuring
out what I didn't even want to be a part.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm not just taking all I don't want any of it.
I don't want any other I can't wait to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's so dark.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, I don't want parents to die. So you can
like no, no, no, I don't want the other die.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
I'm just saying, when the time comes to clear out
their house, I'm excited for it. My brother's not gonna
want any of that crap. I just want to go
through all the old junk that's been in the crawl
space for fifty years.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Why don't you do it now?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Right, I know you can ask your questions.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, I don't want to do it now. It's gross.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But when you're fighting over stuff that mom and dad leave,
it gets into like a like a I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I've seen it on my mom's side of the family
with sentimental stuff. It wasn't even like a like valuable,
like my grandpa had nothing, but a lot of people
had memories of these different things. So I'm like, oh
my god, it's before you shut up.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
They spell it out in the will.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
By the way, this brooch goes to my daughter, and
this they divvy out jewelry.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
They get really granular.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Especially some of these people that come out of the
woodwork had been gone for the last twenty five years,
not helped with anything, and they're like, well, where's my shape?
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Right?
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I know somebody whose grandmother told the kids go around
the house and put your name on the back of
what you want to do?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That my grandmother did that. He did, yes, And we
weren't there.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
So my cousin's got everything we wanted.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Weren't take that feeding that's froggy?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
What that's froggy?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
A little drink's so cute?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Well, yeah, so like your grandma before she died, she
was like, I know it's gonna be a problem if
we I don't take care of this before I croak.
Everyone labeled the plates and things, but again, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It's creepy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Don't we have enough stuff?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh my god, can I tell you guys?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
The most boss move I've heard of in this realm?
My family friend. She was very, very very close with
her neighbor. He was an elderly guy who had two
kids who totally were not a part of his life,
and he didn't want them to have his fortune.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
When he passed away.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
So he legally adopted my family friend and gave her
all of the money so that when he passed away,
his actual kids had no claim over it because she
was an actual kid. She was adopted in her like
mid fifties. Oh wow, and it held up.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Wow crazy, I adopted in mid fifties.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
She was adopted in her mid fifties, he said, act reason.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, it was kid's hands. You know you are all
in my will.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
When I had my surgery, I wrote out a little will.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
I put you guys in there.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
You did the most allowed that you won't have to
claim it on your income.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Text, my god, thanks. You were going to leave me
the DeLong letta.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Get taxes on that, then go into his house and
steal it. Yeah, those are expensive, they are.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
So.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I guess this is all about.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
What an uplift separation death?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
How we split things up? What an uplifting fifteen minute
morning show pod?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Creed?
Speaker 7 (11:12):
Are we done?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
All right?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Fifteen minutes?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
No like a half hour. It was eleven.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
We delivered a fifteen minute podcast yesterday, I understand.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Replay of We're gonna sit here and talk about how
long it is for three minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
It will be a fifteen minutes. All right, good bye, bye,
bye bye.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The fifteen minute Morning Show