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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fun Elvis Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Look, everyone's here
for the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy, and
there's Uh Scary and Gandhi and Danyelle and Scotty B.
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And there's Nate, and there's Brody and I see Garrett.
We get that full all here? Okay, bye? By second
morning show, we almost made it. What do we want
to talk about today? I watched you guys yesterday on
your fifteen minute Morning show podcast in my absence. I
thought it was a lot of fun. You talked about
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celebrity merchandise that you liked. H Scary proclaimed that ripped
jeans are out of style, and we made fun of him,
and so he loved. He left early podcast. I thought
they did. I thought they were, but I guess I
was wrong. But I donated all the mine, so I
can't get them back now, so they're out for me. Okay,
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that's fine, that's okay. So what do you want to
talk about, Brody? What's on your mind today? Well, um,
you know, with the advent of everyone having a cell phone,
everyone's always filming, right, and we've all seen those Um,
people having customer service problems being filmed in stores. There's
always somebody filming them arguing with the cash gier or whatever.
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Then and then we always enjoy those, right, We watched
them on TikTok and Instagram, like, oh, they caught this
woman yelling at so and so. Well. I got into
a bit of a problem at my car repaired my dealership.
They were wrong and I was calmly talking. Yeah, I
was calmly talking to the guy and he says to me,
hey man, just stop yelling. And I said, I'm not yelling.
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This is my normal voice. You guys messed up. I
had my my car and here for three hours, and
when I came back. You didn't fix the thing that
they changed the wrong armrest. They were supposed to fix
the driver's armrest, and they fix the the storage thing
for your like you put your shoulder, you know that,
the the center console thing. I said, So you didn't
fix anything. I'm a little disappointed. Anyway. The point was,
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as he got more heated and I got a little
bit more agitated, I didn't yell. I kept looking around
and make sure nobody was filming. Like yelling. Wouldn't you
have wanted them to be filming so that you can
be like, I'm not yelling, dude, you're yelling now, because
some of my might go, oh, that's that guy from
the radio show. Let's put it on social media. I didn't.
I didn't want to be filmed either way. I mean,
I was right in retrospect that which somebody had filmed
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because the guy was an idiot. But I started thinking,
oh my god, I could be that guy. I better
not like get too upset because somebody's you know, that's
that was. Maybe this is a good thing. Maybe maybe
we are learning that we need to be controlling ourselves
in public because someone somewhere has a camera on you.
But broad if you were acting normal and you're worried
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about being filmed, owned I would tend to believe you
were acting in a crazier manner than you might think. No,
I wouldn't have told this. Why would you look around
if you were just being normal? Because he was pushing buttons,
and so I got I got a little luger like
when when I said, are you kidding me? Are you
really going to say that? But I didn't. I wasn't
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rude to him. I was more like flabbergasted by what
he was saying. And even that would still end up
on social media. You know if I waved my arms
or I pointed, you know, you never know what is
now brody. You have to have Disney music on your
phone ready to play, and when people start recording you, you
you play the Disney music and then that video will
get taken down immediately because there's Disney music in the background. Absolutely,
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this is a brilliant idea. Always have zippity dude already
to go very good. You know, earlier this this morning
in my around the room, I was talking about the uh,
the guy who ordered an uber in Phoenix and it
turned out to be a ralest uber. Everyone who was
very strong in their reaction against not experimenting. But I
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just wanted everyone's larger opinion. And why wouldn't you trust
that kind of technology. I mean, they wouldn't put it
on the road if it wasn't ready for prime time
with That's that's where you start being illogical, all right.
I Mean they literally recalled jeeps for having like engines
that blow up. I mean that's just an example. But
they have cars that are on the road that have
problems all the time, So where else will they test it?
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I just well, I feel like they've tested in on track,
test tracks and things like that, right, I mean like that.
I don't know. I just I just found this video
to be fascinating. It was like a ten minute video
and he took you on the entire trip and you
see the driver's seat and twisting. I think we all
find it fascinating. But okay, for instance, do you want
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to go up in SpaceX today? Would you see? I would.
I would do SpaceX before I would do a driverless UBERA.
There's one at four if you want to get on. No, No,
there's a reason why. I mean because I know that
I don't know. I don't know. I feel as you
have said that they have tested SpaceX to the point
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where okay, it's they're not gonna risk it. They're gonna
send that thing up, it's gonna come down, everything's gonna
be fine. Those the driverless cars, I think they're I
don't know, SpaceX. There's not seven other spaceships that are
zoomed me at you in that driverless car. There are
other cars that can make a mistake, and there's who's
going to overcorrect to make sure you don't have an
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action from the other car. That's another issue. I would
have scure if you ordered an Uber and one pulled
up with nobody in it, you would get in. I
would not. M hm, Well can you think about it?
I think I think they can the driverless uber give
you a five star rating as a customer. Well, that's important,
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driverless Uber, the idle tip itself. Don't worry. Yeah, hey
can I can I tell you a quick story about
Uber where my daughter wishes that it was a driverless uber.
So my youngest daughter at the time, which was two
weeks ago, was sixteen. But but you can't get into
an uber alone unless you're eighteen. So it's partially our fault.
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We said she was eighteen because she needed to get
into Uber, and I like, I don't know, we love it, Yes,
we did. I'm telling you that I'm letting I'm laying
the groundwork. She had to go about ten minutes away
to a birthday party. The driver, assuming she's eighteen, says,
so you're a senior in high school, and she says yeah,
because she's smart enough to know to go along with
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the you know the eighteen thing. That's right, that's right. Absolutely.
So the driver says, oh, well, I just want to
let you know I'm twenty six and I don't find
age to be a problem. So if you'd like to
have coffee or dinner one night, I'd love to get
your phone number all right now. In addition to my
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daughter being sixteen at the time, she's also like, she's
not as socially like I talked to everybody. She doesn't
like to talk to everybody, and she gets creeped out
by strangers. So this was like triple awful. And when
she came home, she didn't want to call an Uber.
She walked home the fifteen you know, the four miles
whatever it was, rather than get a new but this
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guy hit on it. Because we live in a small town.
How many Uber drivers are there? She was afraid she
get the same crease again. Right, Well, okay, my daughter
looks sixteen, Yes, she said she she says, yes, I
mean he did he did his groundwork too, did he
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asked the c I D if he didn't have the
I D and if he wasn't about it, And once
you know, she didn't acknowledge that she was into that,
he kind of just let it go. That's not creepy.
It's more shooting your shot. Yeah, you know what, I
don't like that term. My daughter sixteen years old. It's
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got to be another term. Just so he did. Yeah,
so so Gandhi and Danielle or actually anybody in here.
Have you ever been hit on or flirted with by
a driver? Yeah? Yeah, for sure. Oh god, yes, a
long time ago. It was a horse and buggy. But
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what did the horse say? Well, I think it's just
a practice. And you know how to navigate the world.
If you're not into it, you just say you're not
into it, or talk about your boyfriend. That's what I'll do.
You know. If somebody says, hey, I'd love to take
you out to whatever, I will drop a little joke
like I don't think my boyfriend would love that, and
it usually ends right there. You don't probably some sort
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of uber rule book where they're not supposed to do that. Oh,
they don't follow that. I don't report that. I'm not
going to report them, right, how's he going to report
them when he's got in a sixteen year old kid
in the car. That's really exactly. I don't I don't know.
I just don't think it's a reportable offense for somebody
to tell you that they're potentially interested in you. Yeah,
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we all sayin it's true. That is true. There is
an added level of something weird if you're in the
back seat of a car being controlled by the guy
who is like trying to pick you up. I don't know,
it's his car, and you could you could feel a
little intimidate. I've had that creepy feeling when you know
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they're looking at you in the rear view mirror and
they're like giving you that look, and then they'll comment
and say, you know, you're really pretty or something that,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, problem nervous that they're
gonna not go to where we're supposed to wind up. Yeah,
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and they have the button in the front seat where
they can lock the back doors when you can't open them,
do they really well? Yeah, child child safe, Yeah, Scary
knows all about those. They can not lower your ass,
Oh my god. But I always if I'm in an uber,
unless you know Scary is in the uber with me,
or someone's in the uber with me, I will ask
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them if they mind if I crack the window so
that it's big enough that I can stick my arm
through and open that door if I need to, and
the window this morning. Yes I did, Garrett. I'm just
in case you're thinking, especially when writing with Garrett, did
you click the option of the driver not to talk
to you? Wait? You can do that? Yeah, I don't know.
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My wife set up the ride. I don't know if
she if she clicked that, afraid, Well, I don't want
you to talk to me. Well, then now I'm an asshole, right.
You know what you can do is because drivers do
this all the time. They say they're hard of hearing,
so don't expect them to talk to you, and then
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they talk to you if they want to. But I
get all all the time that say, your driver's coming,
your driver is hard of hearing. You heard me? Just fine? Yeah,
And they don't want to speak to you. So cool.
I'm hard of hearing as well. I think that's an
option on there. I was on an airplane once and
the lady next to me would not shut up, and
finally I told her, I said, look, my throat hurts
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so badly, you know, And I'm I don't I don't
know if I'm gonna give you a disease or something
here but I can't talk. She I cut her right
off because I had a sore throat, couldn't talk, and
I had something bruin in my throat. And sometimes you
want to help people to shut up, but you can't
because he's shut up. Tell you hot of hearing. Uh No,
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because generally you're just supposed to leave the groceries and go.
You don't have to come face to face with people.
You don't get a bigger tip if you actually ring
the bell and they face to face. I try. I
ring the bell and I'll wait for about ten fifteen seconds.
If they don't answer the door, I just take a
picture and walk away. Scotty, you're a good looking they
invite you in. You know it doesn't happen yet. He's
why you want to help me with the sausage pizza.
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I want to hear about your seduction. You're not you're
not allowed. Mark Channel got a badge for your lady.
You're not allowed to enter their homes. That's that's a rule.
That's probably a safe, a very good thing. And I'm
sure that people have entered homes, drops a trench coat
and pulls you in. Then you're like, okay, I guess
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I'm in here now. You just created a new a
new tab on porn hub right now, insta cart No,
I guarantee it already exists. Yeah, if you can think
of some crazy ship, it's already. What was that category
that Nate, you were always into tan line search, tan lines.
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There's a ship, Tenta, vidiots, lines, videos, hand line, videoline, porn, hashtag.
You know, they've got all sorts of tags on there,
and you go the frustrate. Not that I use it
a lot, but when you go on there and then
they just put the tag there and it isn't in
the video. Have you ever really seen that like they
put I don't know what you're looking at me. Come
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one day, remember the one day we were doing the
show and you weren't here. Gandhi goes to opener phone.
What's up? Porn Hub happened? That's crazy? Anyway happens when
I when I first moved to Boston years ago, I
was so bored. I had nothing else to do. I
went I think I got to the end of porn Hub.
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I watched every category, every video for research purposes. You
are not wrong. Everything is there, Everything is there. You're
looking for the threesome category and there's only two people participating.
I see it's not as average. Doesn't doesn't count when
the guy one guy's running the camera does not count
when running the train. Maybe you're the third person watching.
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That's what you feel you gotta I don't know. There
should be some bill that goes through Congress. Truth be
advertising because you click on and it's not what I wanted.
Maybe Elon Musk will buy Pornhub and fix it. Nate
wants the category of Scotty b delivering instacrt with tan
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lines and nothing else. That's right, Well, eating a banana,
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