December 29, 2021 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, Who's ready for the last podcast? For a week?
Week in half and a week and a half were
(00:24):
in a half? Come on, now, remember what we used
to do? Yeah two minutes. We used to have technical difficulties.
Oh yeah we have. Yeah, we're not doing that. We're
all next week. We are off. We're on vacation next
week and then Friday, Saturday, Sunday to Monday is another
half a week. Correct and straight up that's not an
(00:47):
April fool's joke. We are off next week. Yeah, so
all the hate can go to Scary Jones. Don't hate me.
I didn't decide this vacation. Scar we have to have off. Actually, Daniel,
you decided this vacation. Oh, I just said the week
and I screwed mee, you screwed me to my kids
are off this week. Second wait, Elvi was just taking
(01:09):
week off requests because I didn't get that. No, no, no,
you don't have any family. You don't get a request.
They just asked me in April which which week was best?
And I told him this. I gotta say, that's a
load of ship. The fact that because I'm not married
with you, but you weren't supposed to tell anybody that,
you know what, I have the most kids. Nobody asked
(01:29):
me I would have been off this week. It started with, okay,
let's ask the people with kids on the show which
week works best. No one asked me that I just
get screwed over here for being responsible, Gunny. Nobody asked
us either. They just asked, Danielle. I will tell you this.
People that live alone or single people or dangling were
(01:50):
just dangling part of simples, and we don't matter. We're
just like they'll just adjust whatever week. The government hates
us too, because they taxed the ship out of us
for not being not having kids week. You got no commitments.
You know what, I'm going to the Bahamas. How high
sky high prices are because everyone's off these these couple
(02:11):
of weeks. Yeah, but we were definitely taking off during springbreak,
so would have been springbreak last like a month. I
want to get back to what Nate said when he
said we asked everybody they had kids. So hold on
a second, so let's go over that him over so bad.
He said, Scott, he's had kids, Scotty, he asked you,
well they were he they were always supposed to ask
people that had two boys. That was it. You asked
(02:35):
me back in the day when we made the vacation
schedule where we used to ask everybody with kids, hey,
what week works best? And then of course none of
the weeks worked. So then I'm ell of a sudden
the bus he goes, asked Danielle, oh the deflection. Well,
next year, it's going to be the same thing, just
letting it say. However, Danielle, she screwed herself one time.
(03:00):
You remember last year, give us the week off. So
everybody got the week off. We everybody scheduled it, and
then like a month and a half later, daniel goes,
oh wait, they just changed. They fucking changed it on
me at the school. So to be honest, I call
and I go, what week do you think we're going
to have spring break? And usually the school goes, probably
this week. Sometimes it doesn't work out that way. Sometimes
(03:21):
it works out that we don't have it this week,
so we all have to bow to Maleficent and her schedule.
To be honest, this you're gonna laugh, but I'm not
even going away with my kids. Becall did nothing. But
the problem is the problem is that they have so
much soccer this week they're in soccer. Oh, they have
(03:42):
so much soccer. There's nothing this week. I'm gonna go
away with Lisa, with Froggy's wife and my sisters. What
you could do any week? Goode. To be honest, it
would have been better for me if it wasn't a
spring break week. But you know what, To be honest,
I'm having a of those flights this week. They're fucking sky.
(04:03):
I know. I know, I'm having laceing eye surgery next
week and my wife isn't even gonna be here to
help me. He's gonna be away with Danielle somewhere. Well,
then let's talk about it for next year, because the
beef I have with taking off a week. You're not
taking this away from me. You just say I have
with taking off like one of the first weeks of
(04:24):
April is then we have such a long stretch in
between weeks off, right, So I say that we should
take off the first week in May. I love that idea.
Well that's fine, but I just want you. But here's
the thing. I will take a personal week. Then the
week that might last year, which was totally no, I
didn't I was here. What are you talking about. Oh no,
(04:44):
that was that's because of COVID. But technically before the
year before, I didn't either, And now we can. You
can take the show anywhere you want. You can do
the show from anywhere. You can travel with your kids
and do the show. I don't want to do the
show while I'm away with my kids. But Elvis does
say if you need to take off, take off. Oh
I'm already I know I have. I have Cooper's Town
coming up when it's Yeah, I'm gonna take it some
(05:09):
personal days because I'm not missing Cooper's weeks. I'm supposed
to go to Nashville, and I'd like to take a
Monday off, a dangling Monday. Couldn't You don't know you
could take a personal day? Okay, okay, if it isn't
half day Friday scary talking. Oh, I gotta flight at
nine o'clock. I gotta leave early on a Friday, right
(05:31):
you bastards? Ye, it's really boring, by the way, No,
it's not, it really is. You'll have plenty of time
to relax next week. Danielle. How about next next year
we save up vacation so we take the entire month
of December off. Who's it like? It's spaced out time
(05:51):
from last year though that we didn't take during the
We do have days that we're taking off. When are those? No,
that's Danielle, Yeah, away the Monday in August when I'm
going to Cooper's Town would be a good one. It's
days like this that I am so happy I'm no
(06:11):
longer an executive producer because you're just dealing with all
the ship you hooked yourself over so bad. But I
was told not to say anything, and guess who says something?
Whatever I was, I please don't tell anybody. I don't
want to upset the apple cart. The only person I
kind of feel bad for Scottie, but I really kind
of don't because he's fucked here at worked with the
way he has to stay anyway, Everybody else like Froggy,
(06:34):
Caden's what nows And the next year, next year, Caden
will be off like an entire because he's going to
be in college. It's different. GAG's been so quiet this
whole time, and he's got two kids. Yeah, but he can.
He can pull his kids out of school anytime. They're little.
They're little. By the way you know what happened yesterday
(06:54):
if you go out and watch the podcast. My daughter
was right next to me and she wasn't feeling well.
She pooped right next to me the podcast was going on.
It was like, so you see me get up during
the podcast and I didn't know what was up. I
thought she was, you know, just crying, but no, she
she wasn't feeling well. Go back and watch after his podcast,
but no, Natt asked me, and I was like, you
(07:16):
know what, Nate, whatever you need to make, whatever makes
your life easier, I'll just go with you. So they
asked you, but he didn't ask anybody else. When my kids,
but when my kids were Gareth kids ages, it was
easy because you could pull them and they don't miss
anything when they missed school because you have to pull them.
At this age, it's it's a lot, you know what,
You put a cardboard cut out in front of the laptop,
nobody knows they're not And to be honest, I thought
(07:39):
this was the perfect week, like when you said it was, Chris,
I mean it was Easter week. I'm like, great, everybody's
kids have off right now. Like I didn't know, you
know the school that Scott these kids go to the
week off before Easter, because you know, there's a lot,
a lot of a lot of kids have off the
week that we're this whole week that pass Over and
(07:59):
East are so for Passover all. You can't win. You
can't win no matter what. It's a three week. You know,
Danielle want to go to a half of high school.
He has off a week and a half. Praised the Lord.
And if I'm gonna make anybody happy, it's gonna be Danielle. Great. Well,
just to make you all happy. I'm fucking working next
(08:19):
week about something. Anyway. And by the way, I was
trying to I was trying to see if we could
like scrounge another day out of this, because tomorrow is
Good Friday and it's a very big day off. Trick
Elvis and say, hey, you know nobody's going to be listening.
He just has to update the excuse though. You know,
he goes to the teachers, like there were a couple
(08:41):
of days we were off Good Friday where it worked.
We used to get off. There is Easter Monday to
a lot of people take off Monday, Easter Monday. Yeah,
and let's look at it this way. I mean, we've
had basically the same vacation schedule ever since I've been here.
We take that week off at the end of August,
and then we then we try and like get extra days.
There are there are people listening and watching to this
(09:03):
right now. They saying, you are grateful bastards. That's want
Like Christmas break, we got maybe like a day off
before and a day off after. I never got to
see my family and never got to see all kinds
of stuff. I come here, we have all kinds of vacation.
I don't care taking vacations in other cities they were
non existent. So you have to remember she didn't have
(09:24):
the Union too in a lot of these places Union doesn't.
But I'll do thanks still giving your vacation, Scottie. I
worked for a guy he would he would work on
his vacation and he would He was the biggest jackass
that he wanted to work. I mean, he thought they
taking a day off was the end of the world.
So we would get like three days for Christmas, the
day before Christmas Day and the day after and then
(09:45):
we worked. I was like, this is ridiculous. I used
to work for a guy who didn't even want people
to take sick days off, so somebody would come in
sick as ship, and then all of us would get sick,
and then we'd all just be working for a week
and a half, everybody taking turns getting sick. It was awful.
I'll walk out like peking a trash can come back
in this. I worked awesome. You know what. I worked
for a guy once who only asked one woman when
she wanted off because she had kids. You guys know
(10:11):
our next easter? Thanks, let me know where I'm going
to nothing because my kids are off this week. What
would you wait something? What would you have done? Because
gro do you haven't left the house, So what would
you have done? I've gone to home depot. What would
(10:33):
you have done had you had the week off? I
would have gone to Hawaii absolutely well, you know what.
I would have gone to the Greek Islands, not even
visit Scary without a face mask. And I hear, I hear,
I hear Greenland. Nice preach it, Gandhi, because you know
he wouldn't go anywhere. No, wait a minute. In my defense,
(10:54):
and Gandhi, you'd admit this. I would sooner go out
in public with strangers than go out with scary. Yes
he would. It's safer, which is why get that steak dinner,
because he's a real tox sucker. And this is the
one time ever, this is the one time still better
than going with you, This is the one time ever
that Amy would have driven to Florida. She will never
drive anywhere, but she won't fly right now, so we
(11:16):
could have driven and seen froggy. Okay, by the way,
Amy's full of ship. Amy's saying that because you can't go,
my wife won't be home because she'll be hanging out
with who took spring break to spend it with her
kids and then goes to spend it with my wife.
But here's the other thing, we Mike, we couldn't have
(11:38):
gone anywhere now because we just got an email from
the school that said you have to still quarantine for
ten days if you fly anywhere if you're a kid,
you know, for the kids, and then they can't play
sports for a week. Wait a second, they just took
that rule away. That's gone nowhere. You know what, each
school makes their own rule. No, guys don't post pictures,
then there's no rules. That's true, and her spread Yeah,
(12:01):
back to Amy, Hey, Scott, looking for credit. She knows
you can't go. Oh, Scottie, if you could have gone,
I wouldn't driven and I wouldn't give him a hand
job every five miles before we before we knew which
week it actually was, she said, we can drive down
to Florida. Yeah, okay, that's because Danielle told her when
you're going on vacation. So wait a minute, are your
(12:22):
kids on Zoom right now? We're not mine? Yeah, No,
Cooper's in school five days a week, and now she's
on Zoom twice a week. Could they do all zoom
if you wanted for the week, and then you could
have driven down to Florida. You have to set that
up weeks in advance. You can't just say we can't
do it next week. It's not really well way to
kick it off, Nate, thank you. We all enjoy enjoy
(12:45):
your spring break with my wife because have a great time. Hey.
By the way, by the way, Danielle's in charge of
raises now. Also I hear I don't all are not
going to get one. I'm gonna be the only one
with money. Yeah, Foggy's getting in deduction after today. Yeah
that they don't getting a pay cut. You're fighting with
Danielle all show. Hey, Danielle, can I get a race
(13:08):
up your ass? Frog? With Danielle and Lisa is that
when they're together, they just they don't see prices, they
don't see there's no project that you're gonna My sister
will be there with the kids, so it's not just me,
it's also my sister and the kids. It's gonna be you.
You and Lisa should take a trip over to the Bahamas.
It's a minute flight. We'll go. Let's go. Come join us.
(13:29):
I'm going to Epcot for the day and I'm going
trying to I'm trying to sneak it to Disney. Danielle,
you have an opportunity to hang out with a DJ
and and and a shirtless guys at a pool with
scary What are you doing? I love the fact that
Froggy is going to be, you know, not able to
see for maybe a day or in change, and Lisa
and Danielle are just gonna go spending spirit and he's
(13:51):
not gonna be able to the first thing he's going
to see is this bill. And we planned this before
he planned his surgery. So I hate to say it,
he could have picked a different day trying to vacation.
We have planned this months ago. In all fairness, Lisa
said exactly what Garrett just said last night. She said, Oh,
so how long will you not be able to see?
(14:13):
I'm like, well, I have to get it done, and
I take a nap and then just for the day,
I'll be really tired and I'll be fine. So that
day she's like, oh good, you won't be able to
see anything that we're spending. Okay, great. That's where she
thinks about, are you gonna be okay? All right? How
are you gonna feel none of that ship? Nope, just whatever.
I don't care. You can't even watch porn while she's gone.
You can't see you can listen to it. I won't
(14:35):
realize if I messed up all your vacations. No, I
really do. I didn't bother me at all, So you
won't do it next year. No, I'm standing next year exactly.
She apologized. Though, if you could just give me a
rebate on my plane tickets, that will be nice, Danielle,
and I wouldn't wait for that. I wouldn't wait for that, Benmo, Yeah, yeah, no,
(14:55):
I would wait and wait and wait. Hey, before we
get out of here. Nate, how are you spending your
last night Elvis's apartment? A butt hole? Every piece of
furniture and every and the curtains. Get the pillows, curtains.
I'm gonna ejaculate on every ejaculate eaculated hide something in
the apartment. I'm making a sculpture. And how many times
(15:20):
have you guys done it in the apartment? Did you
see what Nate just did to Elvis? He's here? What
I can't see you? Did you hear what he just did? Yeah?
I just know he's gonna butth hole my furniture. Before that,
before that, curtain but holed. Danielle, you told me not
to tell anyone that I was the one that picked
(15:41):
the vacation in April. Guess who just told everyone that
I picked the vacation in April? Nate? Really, you'ren't even
taking a vacation, are you? The week? The week off?
I picked the week off because you have so much
time off every year. Not ye by bye, enjoying your
six weeks of vacation. Fuckers. Will Hopefully next year I'll
(16:06):
be able to actually go on a trip with the kids.
Oh God, I hope so. I hope. So I'm praying
for you, Danielle Good. I have a lot of stuff
to record with you. Scottie. Yeah, we done done by.
We had a couple of weeks by fifteen minute morning
(16:27):
show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, Who's ready for the last podcast? For a week?
Week in half and a week and a half were
(00:24):
in a half? Come on, now, remember what we used
to do? Yeah two minutes. We used to have technical difficulties.
Oh yeah we have. Yeah, we're not doing that. We're
all next week. We are off. We're on vacation next
week and then Friday, Saturday, Sunday to Monday is another
half a week. Correct and straight up that's not an
(00:47):
April fool's joke. We are off next week. Yeah, so
all the hate can go to Scary Jones. Don't hate me.
I didn't decide this vacation. Scar we have to have off. Actually, Daniel,
you decided this vacation. Oh, I just said the week
and I screwed mee, you screwed me to my kids
are off this week. Second wait, Elvi was just taking
(01:09):
week off requests because I didn't get that. No, no, no,
you don't have any family. You don't get a request.
They just asked me in April which which week was best?
And I told him this. I gotta say, that's a
load of ship. The fact that because I'm not married
with you, but you weren't supposed to tell anybody that,
you know what, I have the most kids. Nobody asked
(01:29):
me I would have been off this week. It started with, okay,
let's ask the people with kids on the show which
week works best. No one asked me that I just
get screwed over here for being responsible, Gunny. Nobody asked
us either. They just asked, Danielle. I will tell you this.
People that live alone or single people or dangling were
(01:50):
just dangling part of simples, and we don't matter. We're
just like they'll just adjust whatever week. The government hates
us too, because they taxed the ship out of us
for not being not having kids week. You got no commitments.
You know what, I'm going to the Bahamas. How high
sky high prices are because everyone's off these these couple
(02:11):
of weeks. Yeah, but we were definitely taking off during springbreak,
so would have been springbreak last like a month. I
want to get back to what Nate said when he
said we asked everybody they had kids. So hold on
a second, so let's go over that him over so bad.
He said, Scott, he's had kids, Scotty, he asked you,
well they were he they were always supposed to ask
people that had two boys. That was it. You asked
(02:35):
me back in the day when we made the vacation
schedule where we used to ask everybody with kids, hey,
what week works best? And then of course none of
the weeks worked. So then I'm ell of a sudden
the bus he goes, asked Danielle, oh the deflection. Well,
next year, it's going to be the same thing, just
letting it say. However, Danielle, she screwed herself one time.
(03:00):
You remember last year, give us the week off. So
everybody got the week off. We everybody scheduled it, and
then like a month and a half later, daniel goes,
oh wait, they just changed. They fucking changed it on
me at the school. So to be honest, I call
and I go, what week do you think we're going
to have spring break? And usually the school goes, probably
this week. Sometimes it doesn't work out that way. Sometimes
(03:21):
it works out that we don't have it this week,
so we all have to bow to Maleficent and her schedule.
To be honest, this you're gonna laugh, but I'm not
even going away with my kids. Becall did nothing. But
the problem is the problem is that they have so
much soccer this week they're in soccer. Oh, they have
(03:42):
so much soccer. There's nothing this week. I'm gonna go
away with Lisa, with Froggy's wife and my sisters. What
you could do any week? Goode. To be honest, it
would have been better for me if it wasn't a
spring break week. But you know what, To be honest,
I'm having a of those flights this week. They're fucking sky.
(04:03):
I know. I know, I'm having laceing eye surgery next
week and my wife isn't even gonna be here to
help me. He's gonna be away with Danielle somewhere. Well,
then let's talk about it for next year, because the
beef I have with taking off a week. You're not
taking this away from me. You just say I have
with taking off like one of the first weeks of
(04:24):
April is then we have such a long stretch in
between weeks off, right, So I say that we should
take off the first week in May. I love that idea.
Well that's fine, but I just want you. But here's
the thing. I will take a personal week. Then the
week that might last year, which was totally no, I
didn't I was here. What are you talking about. Oh no,
(04:44):
that was that's because of COVID. But technically before the
year before, I didn't either, And now we can. You
can take the show anywhere you want. You can do
the show from anywhere. You can travel with your kids
and do the show. I don't want to do the
show while I'm away with my kids. But Elvis does
say if you need to take off, take off. Oh
I'm already I know I have. I have Cooper's Town
coming up when it's Yeah, I'm gonna take it some
(05:09):
personal days because I'm not missing Cooper's weeks. I'm supposed
to go to Nashville, and I'd like to take a
Monday off, a dangling Monday. Couldn't You don't know you
could take a personal day? Okay, okay, if it isn't
half day Friday scary talking. Oh, I gotta flight at
nine o'clock. I gotta leave early on a Friday, right
(05:31):
you bastards? Ye, it's really boring, by the way, No,
it's not, it really is. You'll have plenty of time
to relax next week. Danielle. How about next next year
we save up vacation so we take the entire month
of December off. Who's it like? It's spaced out time
(05:51):
from last year though that we didn't take during the
We do have days that we're taking off. When are those? No,
that's Danielle, Yeah, away the Monday in August when I'm
going to Cooper's Town would be a good one. It's
days like this that I am so happy I'm no
(06:11):
longer an executive producer because you're just dealing with all
the ship you hooked yourself over so bad. But I
was told not to say anything, and guess who says something?
Whatever I was, I please don't tell anybody. I don't
want to upset the apple cart. The only person I
kind of feel bad for Scottie, but I really kind
of don't because he's fucked here at worked with the
way he has to stay anyway, Everybody else like Froggy,
(06:34):
Caden's what nows And the next year, next year, Caden
will be off like an entire because he's going to
be in college. It's different. GAG's been so quiet this
whole time, and he's got two kids. Yeah, but he can.
He can pull his kids out of school anytime. They're little.
They're little. By the way you know what happened yesterday
(06:54):
if you go out and watch the podcast. My daughter
was right next to me and she wasn't feeling well.
She pooped right next to me the podcast was going on.
It was like, so you see me get up during
the podcast and I didn't know what was up. I
thought she was, you know, just crying, but no, she
she wasn't feeling well. Go back and watch after his podcast,
but no, Natt asked me, and I was like, you
(07:16):
know what, Nate, whatever you need to make, whatever makes
your life easier, I'll just go with you. So they
asked you, but he didn't ask anybody else. When my kids,
but when my kids were Gareth kids ages, it was
easy because you could pull them and they don't miss
anything when they missed school because you have to pull them.
At this age, it's it's a lot, you know what,
You put a cardboard cut out in front of the laptop,
nobody knows they're not And to be honest, I thought
(07:39):
this was the perfect week, like when you said it was, Chris,
I mean it was Easter week. I'm like, great, everybody's
kids have off right now. Like I didn't know, you
know the school that Scott these kids go to the
week off before Easter, because you know, there's a lot,
a lot of a lot of kids have off the
week that we're this whole week that pass Over and
(07:59):
East are so for Passover all. You can't win. You
can't win no matter what. It's a three week. You know,
Danielle want to go to a half of high school.
He has off a week and a half. Praised the Lord.
And if I'm gonna make anybody happy, it's gonna be Danielle. Great. Well,
just to make you all happy. I'm fucking working next
(08:19):
week about something. Anyway. And by the way, I was
trying to I was trying to see if we could
like scrounge another day out of this, because tomorrow is
Good Friday and it's a very big day off. Trick
Elvis and say, hey, you know nobody's going to be listening.
He just has to update the excuse though. You know,
he goes to the teachers, like there were a couple
(08:41):
of days we were off Good Friday where it worked.
We used to get off. There is Easter Monday to
a lot of people take off Monday, Easter Monday. Yeah,
and let's look at it this way. I mean, we've
had basically the same vacation schedule ever since I've been here.
We take that week off at the end of August,
and then we then we try and like get extra days.
There are there are people listening and watching to this
(09:03):
right now. They saying, you are grateful bastards. That's want
Like Christmas break, we got maybe like a day off
before and a day off after. I never got to
see my family and never got to see all kinds
of stuff. I come here, we have all kinds of vacation.
I don't care taking vacations in other cities they were
non existent. So you have to remember she didn't have
(09:24):
the Union too in a lot of these places Union doesn't.
But I'll do thanks still giving your vacation, Scottie. I
worked for a guy he would he would work on
his vacation and he would He was the biggest jackass
that he wanted to work. I mean, he thought they
taking a day off was the end of the world.
So we would get like three days for Christmas, the
day before Christmas Day and the day after and then
(09:45):
we worked. I was like, this is ridiculous. I used
to work for a guy who didn't even want people
to take sick days off, so somebody would come in
sick as ship, and then all of us would get sick,
and then we'd all just be working for a week
and a half, everybody taking turns getting sick. It was awful.
I'll walk out like peking a trash can come back
in this. I worked awesome. You know what. I worked
for a guy once who only asked one woman when
she wanted off because she had kids. You guys know
(10:11):
our next easter? Thanks, let me know where I'm going
to nothing because my kids are off this week. What
would you wait something? What would you have done? Because
gro do you haven't left the house, So what would
you have done? I've gone to home depot. What would
(10:33):
you have done had you had the week off? I
would have gone to Hawaii absolutely well, you know what.
I would have gone to the Greek Islands, not even
visit Scary without a face mask. And I hear, I hear,
I hear Greenland. Nice preach it, Gandhi, because you know
he wouldn't go anywhere. No, wait a minute. In my defense,
(10:54):
and Gandhi, you'd admit this. I would sooner go out
in public with strangers than go out with scary. Yes
he would. It's safer, which is why get that steak dinner,
because he's a real tox sucker. And this is the
one time ever, this is the one time still better
than going with you, This is the one time ever
that Amy would have driven to Florida. She will never
drive anywhere, but she won't fly right now, so we
(11:16):
could have driven and seen froggy. Okay, by the way,
Amy's full of ship. Amy's saying that because you can't go,
my wife won't be home because she'll be hanging out
with who took spring break to spend it with her
kids and then goes to spend it with my wife.
But here's the other thing, we Mike, we couldn't have
(11:38):
gone anywhere now because we just got an email from
the school that said you have to still quarantine for
ten days if you fly anywhere if you're a kid,
you know, for the kids, and then they can't play
sports for a week. Wait a second, they just took
that rule away. That's gone nowhere. You know what, each
school makes their own rule. No, guys don't post pictures,
then there's no rules. That's true, and her spread Yeah,
(12:01):
back to Amy, Hey, Scott, looking for credit. She knows
you can't go. Oh, Scottie, if you could have gone,
I wouldn't driven and I wouldn't give him a hand
job every five miles before we before we knew which
week it actually was, she said, we can drive down
to Florida. Yeah, okay, that's because Danielle told her when
you're going on vacation. So wait a minute, are your
(12:22):
kids on Zoom right now? We're not mine? Yeah, No,
Cooper's in school five days a week, and now she's
on Zoom twice a week. Could they do all zoom
if you wanted for the week, and then you could
have driven down to Florida. You have to set that
up weeks in advance. You can't just say we can't
do it next week. It's not really well way to
kick it off, Nate, thank you. We all enjoy enjoy
(12:45):
your spring break with my wife because have a great time. Hey.
By the way, by the way, Danielle's in charge of
raises now. Also I hear I don't all are not
going to get one. I'm gonna be the only one
with money. Yeah, Foggy's getting in deduction after today. Yeah
that they don't getting a pay cut. You're fighting with
Danielle all show. Hey, Danielle, can I get a race
(13:08):
up your ass? Frog? With Danielle and Lisa is that
when they're together, they just they don't see prices, they
don't see there's no project that you're gonna My sister
will be there with the kids, so it's not just me,
it's also my sister and the kids. It's gonna be you.
You and Lisa should take a trip over to the Bahamas.
It's a minute flight. We'll go. Let's go. Come join us.
(13:29):
I'm going to Epcot for the day and I'm going
trying to I'm trying to sneak it to Disney. Danielle,
you have an opportunity to hang out with a DJ
and and and a shirtless guys at a pool with
scary What are you doing? I love the fact that
Froggy is going to be, you know, not able to
see for maybe a day or in change, and Lisa
and Danielle are just gonna go spending spirit and he's
(13:51):
not gonna be able to the first thing he's going
to see is this bill. And we planned this before
he planned his surgery. So I hate to say it,
he could have picked a different day trying to vacation.
We have planned this months ago. In all fairness, Lisa
said exactly what Garrett just said last night. She said, Oh,
so how long will you not be able to see?
(14:13):
I'm like, well, I have to get it done, and
I take a nap and then just for the day,
I'll be really tired and I'll be fine. So that
day she's like, oh good, you won't be able to
see anything that we're spending. Okay, great. That's where she
thinks about, are you gonna be okay? All right? How
are you gonna feel none of that ship? Nope, just whatever.
I don't care. You can't even watch porn while she's gone.
You can't see you can listen to it. I won't
(14:35):
realize if I messed up all your vacations. No, I
really do. I didn't bother me at all, So you
won't do it next year. No, I'm standing next year exactly.
She apologized. Though, if you could just give me a
rebate on my plane tickets, that will be nice, Danielle,
and I wouldn't wait for that. I wouldn't wait for that, Benmo, Yeah, yeah, no,
(14:55):
I would wait and wait and wait. Hey, before we
get out of here. Nate, how are you spending your
last night Elvis's apartment? A butt hole? Every piece of
furniture and every and the curtains. Get the pillows, curtains.
I'm gonna ejaculate on every ejaculate eaculated hide something in
the apartment. I'm making a sculpture. And how many times
(15:20):
have you guys done it in the apartment? Did you
see what Nate just did to Elvis? He's here? What
I can't see you? Did you hear what he just did? Yeah?
I just know he's gonna butth hole my furniture. Before that,
before that, curtain but holed. Danielle, you told me not
to tell anyone that I was the one that picked
(15:41):
the vacation in April. Guess who just told everyone that
I picked the vacation in April? Nate? Really, you'ren't even
taking a vacation, are you? The week? The week off?
I picked the week off because you have so much
time off every year. Not ye by bye, enjoying your
six weeks of vacation. Fuckers. Will Hopefully next year I'll
(16:06):
be able to actually go on a trip with the kids.
Oh God, I hope so. I hope. So I'm praying
for you, Danielle Good. I have a lot of stuff
to record with you. Scottie. Yeah, we done done by.
We had a couple of weeks by fifteen minute morning
(16:27):
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