October 11, 2021 • 12 mins
What did everyone do over the weekend? Plus, how is the search for Elvis' Halloween costume going?
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis Present Minute Morning Show. So I guess we have
to do a fifteen minute morning show podcast. We don't
have to anyone up for it. Let's do. Here we go.
(00:25):
There's Froggy and there's Scotty B and Danielle and Gandhi
and oh my gosh, that's crazy. You're on three screens.
Wait pop out from Elvis again. Yeah, this technically he
has your screen, he has his screen, and then he
has the camera too. I'm like Jack, So Brodie's here
(00:51):
and there's yes, Indiana is on the camera. So we start. Okay,
so calm down, Mary. We start out with Dave Brody
in the den. Apparently he was stung by some sort
of stinging being what happened? Okay, So if you look
(01:11):
over here, there's a door. So during the show, I
walk my dogs outside in the backyard. That one right there,
that's Percy. He was. So he wears a harness and
so the leash doesn't don't go around his neck, so
you can walk around him and the leash rotates on
his back. So as he was pooping, uh bee hornet
(01:33):
yellow jacket thing started flying around me. So I started
walking around the dog, and the bee started going around me.
So I was running around the dog trying to get away.
Oh the b and then at some point the dog
was mid pooping. Start over it, it's something wrong. So
you're going around and around the bee was following you,
and then what happened. And then eventually I stopped because
(01:55):
it was freaking the dog out because he was in
mid poop, and I said, okay, I'll stop running. And
then the bee got me in the arm right here.
And it's been been annoying for about two hours now.
Lesson learned, Uh, pray for nothing drastic to happen while
you're in mid poop. So I mean, are you are
you like having allergic reaction to it or no. It's
(02:18):
a little swollen and red and it sort of feels
like someone's taking a needle and tapping me in the
arm for the past two hours. Yeah, it's not fun,
but I'm not peeing on it. Don't be on it,
okay them the truth, I mean, just peeing on on
wounds is just a wives tale. It is absolutely a
wives tale that a lot of people have for some
(02:40):
reason just bought hook line and sinker, and not only
do they tell you it's probably not going to heal
whatever is going on, but it could also cause infection
because you don't know who's peeing on you and what
they have going on with. I think fetish started that.
I agree maybe someone was a fetish started that. However,
I think I've told you guys this before, but not positive.
My best friend got stabbed in the foot by a
(03:02):
stingray when we were in Florida, and everybody decided this
is a great idea, pee all over it. But it
was a stingray. It wasn't even a jellyfish, so they
just peeed into an open wound on her foot. She
had to go to the hospital for other things like
why would you idiots come up with it? Also, I
got bitten here? How the hell am I going to
(03:22):
pee over here? You could reach send me a video, Scotty, Scotty,
do tell Can we go back to the Gandhi story?
So did everyone kind of just line up? Yeah, and
about there junk and pete all over your friend? Three girls,
three girls peet all over her foot. I wish I
(03:42):
would have been at the scene when it happened, because
I would have tried to stop it. That Scotty likes
peacocky girls. Oh god, yeah, just point being, don't pee
on things. It doesn't. Hey. So Alex and I took
Uncle Johnny out for lunch yesterday. We went to Uh,
it was a dark, dank day in New York City.
(04:03):
I wanted to like, good, straight ahead holding the wall
French food, believe or not, you can't find that here.
So we went to this hold on the wall of
French place. Um, the food was good, service was not great. Uh,
it took a long time to get things you know,
delivered to the table. Whatever. But keep in mind they
were so understaffed, as a lot of restaurants are, and
so we chose absolutely it's very beginning to cut them slack.
(04:27):
They're they're doing the best they can. I mean, they
only had two waiters on the floor, and they were
the place was packed, and each waiter also had to
bartend for their own tables, and so with our table
with Uncle Johnny, you know, there's a lot of cocktails flowing.
So I mean, what could have been an hour lunch
was like a three hour lunch, which is if you're
in France, that's fine because you have usually lunches, but
not in New York. But anyway, so we tipped them well,
(04:49):
we took care of them, and they apologized for you know,
the laps in in perfect service, but we were fine
with it. And I think better than the tip was
the fact that we reassured them that everything was great
and they had nothing to worry about with us, and
we can't wait to go back. So please, I b
CC be patient with your your people at the at
the restaurants, all right, I said that that restaurant was
(05:13):
like a hole in the wall. You would have never
like typically founded or gone there. No, no, I've been
because last week I went to a hole in the
wall restaurant that I passed all the time in New Jersey.
It was called Jessica's Cafe. I would never have gone there,
and we're like, you know what, let's let's go there once.
It was probably the best food I've ever had, the
best French onion soup and I mean, and the best risotto.
(05:34):
I mean. I was like, what have I been missing out?
Because you drive by and you're like, it looks like nothing.
I'm glad you gave him a chance. But it was
interesting though, because I would never have thought then on
a whim it gets a four point eight in Google ratings.
That's I know, but you drive by it all the time,
and Gary, you're such a ratings wore. There's a there's
a hole in the wall, uh French place up where
(05:55):
I live called Appetite Bistro. It's between a laundromat in
a check cashing place. Perfect and it's time. Nothing says
French food like a check cashing place, but it's the
best French food in About to say something earlier, what
was that? Yeah, you were talking about being understaffed. So
I took my daughter to Smashed Burger on Saturday night
(06:17):
because she had a craving and there was one guy
on the register. But he was also the guy taking
care of to go waters, answering the phone, going to
the window where they put the food up, packing all
the bags so he'd ring you up, pack three bags,
go back and ring somebody up. He was also the
guy who would then bring the food to your table
because Smash Burger puts a number on your table and
(06:38):
you have to match the number, so he did everything
by himself. I felt terrible for the guy. The manager
came out, looked around so that it was busy went
right back at her office, and it got to the
point where I was going up and helping him run
the food to my table because no, the manager was like,
having all right out here, and the guy's like, uh, yeah,
I guess. Meanwhile, it was like seven bags to go
a line of people, and he was doing the whole
(07:00):
thing by himself on a Saturday, And so I just
kept helping him with the food, you know, bringing it
to my table, going if that's mine, I'll take it,
because I didn't want him have to go to my table.
And I don't know if they just somebody called out
sick or they don't have any staff. But the manager
was like, d o A, I mean, m I A. Rather,
she might as well have been dl A. When they're dead,
(07:20):
they can't really wait on you, right. I went to
a restaurant on a Saturday, and I did the most
embarrassing thing. I other people do it. I don't. I
don't say anything. I dumped my drink over and it
went everywhere it happens, and and drinks yes, and they
were already short staffed. I just I cleaned the entire
(07:41):
thing up. I just grabbed towels and napkins. I cleaned
everything up. The waitress came over to the servers. She's like,
I'm so sorry, I'll help you. I'm like, no, no no, no,
you have other tables to tend to. I made this mess.
I will clean it up. And I got everything together.
I put all the towels together, I threw them in
the trash. I cleaned up like it never happened. But
it was so embarrassing. And then Nate, what are you laughing?
(08:02):
I'm trying to think of something for me to take
my brother for his birthday. Sorry, now doing that? Now, Sary,
what are you doing? I'm just kind of hey, I
have a question about scary for everyone in the room.
Is it wrong to go to a function like a
wedding or a bar mitza and then go on social
(08:24):
media at the same time you're there live and bitch
about having to be there. You didn't do that. You know.
It wasn't me, It was a wedding. It was my girlfriend.
I just wanted to make it known that, oh, today
is our anniversary and we're at someone else's wedding. My
grandfriend and I was Saturday night, but we were also
(08:45):
celebrating the wedding of her friend as well, So what
did you do for her for your her anniversary? Took
it to a wedding, because Daniel, he did nothing. That's
why she's complaining. Said, what anniversary do you have? The
anniversary of our first date? Because how many years has
(09:06):
it been? Well, I have to expire at some point.
Why the anniversary of a first date? Can you date for? Well?
They're still they're not Scott down this road ninety Scary
is scary. That's how it is. I've Scotty with it. Scotty,
if you don't go to college, you get to keep
wearing your high school ring. So that's what he's doing.
(09:26):
By the way, Scotty b were his high school ring
for many, many many years after high school. How many
scaries do we have in the zoom room again? Three?
Maybe one of them will propose, Hey, happy anniversary, I'm
taking you to someone else's wedding. Literally, I saw that
video and I didn't really think she was bitching or complaining.
I thought it was scary. Reposted it with some sarcast
(09:50):
she was the only statement she was making was, hey,
this was the night we were supposed to go out
to dinner, which we normally would have, but instead we
went to a wedding. Well that's nice. You can always
go another day, have be on exact day and we're
going to celebrate next weekend. What are you get in there?
Because you always usually ask for like suggestions. That's we'll
talk about. Okay, Hey, speaking of as you know, the
(10:11):
women of the Morning show have a task to perform,
and that's find me a Halloween costume. We did, Yep,
anything else, It's gonna be a surprise when do I
see it when it comes Halloween morning. The problem is
is that we were discussing size, so we're hoping that
(10:32):
we got the size right. What's a penis custom? But
I'm gandhi, am I right? Some other people had other
suggestions of costumes and we were like, no, not the
Scaries of the world are not allowed or the Nates
not allowed to choose my costume. It was also Brodie, Yeah,
I said the good one. The guys have terrible ideas.
They're just trying to screw you over and make you
(10:54):
look silly. Not usa to see what you gonna like
this costumes, I don't. I don't know if they picked
it or not. But looking at spirit Halloween costume. Like,
I was like, what if I was going to pick
for Elvis, what would I pick? You would have looked
through it. You would have looked cute in the chips
away costume. No, he would have looked good in the
white castle box. Yes, he did suggest the white Castle box.
(11:15):
I didn't think white castle boxes down, librarian well scary.
We also had to take into account headphones that he
has to wear and sitting down and got him. You
got a black panther, right, Danielle, you and Gandhi to
choose the costume because you think and Diamond Diamond had good.
(11:36):
I think actually Diamonds the one who gave this to
us R. I hope she's not. I did, but she
found that costume. She found that specific I told her
what to find. Sorry, sorry I didn't know. All right, Well,
we have to call it quits on our fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast, but we will be back for more
of this craziness tomorrow. By the fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Elvis Present Minute Morning Show. So I guess we have
to do a fifteen minute morning show podcast. We don't
have to anyone up for it. Let's do. Here we go.
(00:25):
There's Froggy and there's Scotty B and Danielle and Gandhi
and oh my gosh, that's crazy. You're on three screens.
Wait pop out from Elvis again. Yeah, this technically he
has your screen, he has his screen, and then he
has the camera too. I'm like Jack, So Brodie's here
(00:51):
and there's yes, Indiana is on the camera. So we start. Okay,
so calm down, Mary. We start out with Dave Brody
in the den. Apparently he was stung by some sort
of stinging being what happened? Okay, So if you look
(01:11):
over here, there's a door. So during the show, I
walk my dogs outside in the backyard. That one right there,
that's Percy. He was. So he wears a harness and
so the leash doesn't don't go around his neck, so
you can walk around him and the leash rotates on
his back. So as he was pooping, uh bee hornet
(01:33):
yellow jacket thing started flying around me. So I started
walking around the dog, and the bee started going around me.
So I was running around the dog trying to get away.
Oh the b and then at some point the dog
was mid pooping. Start over it, it's something wrong. So
you're going around and around the bee was following you,
and then what happened. And then eventually I stopped because
(01:55):
it was freaking the dog out because he was in
mid poop, and I said, okay, I'll stop running. And
then the bee got me in the arm right here.
And it's been been annoying for about two hours now.
Lesson learned, Uh, pray for nothing drastic to happen while
you're in mid poop. So I mean, are you are
you like having allergic reaction to it or no. It's
(02:18):
a little swollen and red and it sort of feels
like someone's taking a needle and tapping me in the
arm for the past two hours. Yeah, it's not fun,
but I'm not peeing on it. Don't be on it,
okay them the truth, I mean, just peeing on on
wounds is just a wives tale. It is absolutely a
wives tale that a lot of people have for some
(02:40):
reason just bought hook line and sinker, and not only
do they tell you it's probably not going to heal
whatever is going on, but it could also cause infection
because you don't know who's peeing on you and what
they have going on with. I think fetish started that.
I agree maybe someone was a fetish started that. However,
I think I've told you guys this before, but not positive.
My best friend got stabbed in the foot by a
(03:02):
stingray when we were in Florida, and everybody decided this
is a great idea, pee all over it. But it
was a stingray. It wasn't even a jellyfish, so they
just peeed into an open wound on her foot. She
had to go to the hospital for other things like
why would you idiots come up with it? Also, I
got bitten here? How the hell am I going to
(03:22):
pee over here? You could reach send me a video, Scotty, Scotty,
do tell Can we go back to the Gandhi story?
So did everyone kind of just line up? Yeah, and
about there junk and pete all over your friend? Three girls,
three girls peet all over her foot. I wish I
(03:42):
would have been at the scene when it happened, because
I would have tried to stop it. That Scotty likes
peacocky girls. Oh god, yeah, just point being, don't pee
on things. It doesn't. Hey. So Alex and I took
Uncle Johnny out for lunch yesterday. We went to Uh,
it was a dark, dank day in New York City.
(04:03):
I wanted to like, good, straight ahead holding the wall
French food, believe or not, you can't find that here.
So we went to this hold on the wall of
French place. Um, the food was good, service was not great. Uh,
it took a long time to get things you know,
delivered to the table. Whatever. But keep in mind they
were so understaffed, as a lot of restaurants are, and
so we chose absolutely it's very beginning to cut them slack.
(04:27):
They're they're doing the best they can. I mean, they
only had two waiters on the floor, and they were
the place was packed, and each waiter also had to
bartend for their own tables, and so with our table
with Uncle Johnny, you know, there's a lot of cocktails flowing.
So I mean, what could have been an hour lunch
was like a three hour lunch, which is if you're
in France, that's fine because you have usually lunches, but
not in New York. But anyway, so we tipped them well,
(04:49):
we took care of them, and they apologized for you know,
the laps in in perfect service, but we were fine
with it. And I think better than the tip was
the fact that we reassured them that everything was great
and they had nothing to worry about with us, and
we can't wait to go back. So please, I b
CC be patient with your your people at the at
the restaurants, all right, I said that that restaurant was
(05:13):
like a hole in the wall. You would have never
like typically founded or gone there. No, no, I've been
because last week I went to a hole in the
wall restaurant that I passed all the time in New Jersey.
It was called Jessica's Cafe. I would never have gone there,
and we're like, you know what, let's let's go there once.
It was probably the best food I've ever had, the
best French onion soup and I mean, and the best risotto.
(05:34):
I mean. I was like, what have I been missing out?
Because you drive by and you're like, it looks like nothing.
I'm glad you gave him a chance. But it was
interesting though, because I would never have thought then on
a whim it gets a four point eight in Google ratings.
That's I know, but you drive by it all the time,
and Gary, you're such a ratings wore. There's a there's
a hole in the wall, uh French place up where
(05:55):
I live called Appetite Bistro. It's between a laundromat in
a check cashing place. Perfect and it's time. Nothing says
French food like a check cashing place, but it's the
best French food in About to say something earlier, what
was that? Yeah, you were talking about being understaffed. So
I took my daughter to Smashed Burger on Saturday night
(06:17):
because she had a craving and there was one guy
on the register. But he was also the guy taking
care of to go waters, answering the phone, going to
the window where they put the food up, packing all
the bags so he'd ring you up, pack three bags,
go back and ring somebody up. He was also the
guy who would then bring the food to your table
because Smash Burger puts a number on your table and
(06:38):
you have to match the number, so he did everything
by himself. I felt terrible for the guy. The manager
came out, looked around so that it was busy went
right back at her office, and it got to the
point where I was going up and helping him run
the food to my table because no, the manager was like,
having all right out here, and the guy's like, uh, yeah,
I guess. Meanwhile, it was like seven bags to go
a line of people, and he was doing the whole
(07:00):
thing by himself on a Saturday, And so I just
kept helping him with the food, you know, bringing it
to my table, going if that's mine, I'll take it,
because I didn't want him have to go to my table.
And I don't know if they just somebody called out
sick or they don't have any staff. But the manager
was like, d o A, I mean, m I A. Rather,
she might as well have been dl A. When they're dead,
(07:20):
they can't really wait on you, right. I went to
a restaurant on a Saturday, and I did the most
embarrassing thing. I other people do it. I don't. I
don't say anything. I dumped my drink over and it
went everywhere it happens, and and drinks yes, and they
were already short staffed. I just I cleaned the entire
(07:41):
thing up. I just grabbed towels and napkins. I cleaned
everything up. The waitress came over to the servers. She's like,
I'm so sorry, I'll help you. I'm like, no, no no, no,
you have other tables to tend to. I made this mess.
I will clean it up. And I got everything together.
I put all the towels together, I threw them in
the trash. I cleaned up like it never happened. But
it was so embarrassing. And then Nate, what are you laughing?
(08:02):
I'm trying to think of something for me to take
my brother for his birthday. Sorry, now doing that? Now, Sary,
what are you doing? I'm just kind of hey, I
have a question about scary for everyone in the room.
Is it wrong to go to a function like a
wedding or a bar mitza and then go on social
(08:24):
media at the same time you're there live and bitch
about having to be there. You didn't do that. You know.
It wasn't me, It was a wedding. It was my girlfriend.
I just wanted to make it known that, oh, today
is our anniversary and we're at someone else's wedding. My
grandfriend and I was Saturday night, but we were also
(08:45):
celebrating the wedding of her friend as well, So what
did you do for her for your her anniversary? Took
it to a wedding, because Daniel, he did nothing. That's
why she's complaining. Said, what anniversary do you have? The
anniversary of our first date? Because how many years has
(09:06):
it been? Well, I have to expire at some point.
Why the anniversary of a first date? Can you date for? Well?
They're still they're not Scott down this road ninety Scary
is scary. That's how it is. I've Scotty with it. Scotty,
if you don't go to college, you get to keep
wearing your high school ring. So that's what he's doing.
(09:26):
By the way, Scotty b were his high school ring
for many, many many years after high school. How many
scaries do we have in the zoom room again? Three?
Maybe one of them will propose, Hey, happy anniversary, I'm
taking you to someone else's wedding. Literally, I saw that
video and I didn't really think she was bitching or complaining.
I thought it was scary. Reposted it with some sarcast
(09:50):
she was the only statement she was making was, hey,
this was the night we were supposed to go out
to dinner, which we normally would have, but instead we
went to a wedding. Well that's nice. You can always
go another day, have be on exact day and we're
going to celebrate next weekend. What are you get in there?
Because you always usually ask for like suggestions. That's we'll
talk about. Okay, Hey, speaking of as you know, the
(10:11):
women of the Morning show have a task to perform,
and that's find me a Halloween costume. We did, Yep,
anything else, It's gonna be a surprise when do I
see it when it comes Halloween morning. The problem is
is that we were discussing size, so we're hoping that
(10:32):
we got the size right. What's a penis custom? But
I'm gandhi, am I right? Some other people had other
suggestions of costumes and we were like, no, not the
Scaries of the world are not allowed or the Nates
not allowed to choose my costume. It was also Brodie, Yeah,
I said the good one. The guys have terrible ideas.
They're just trying to screw you over and make you
(10:54):
look silly. Not usa to see what you gonna like
this costumes, I don't. I don't know if they picked
it or not. But looking at spirit Halloween costume. Like,
I was like, what if I was going to pick
for Elvis, what would I pick? You would have looked
through it. You would have looked cute in the chips
away costume. No, he would have looked good in the
white castle box. Yes, he did suggest the white Castle box.
(11:15):
I didn't think white castle boxes down, librarian well scary.
We also had to take into account headphones that he
has to wear and sitting down and got him. You
got a black panther, right, Danielle, you and Gandhi to
choose the costume because you think and Diamond Diamond had good.
(11:36):
I think actually Diamonds the one who gave this to
us R. I hope she's not. I did, but she
found that costume. She found that specific I told her
what to find. Sorry, sorry I didn't know. All right, Well,
we have to call it quits on our fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast, but we will be back for more
of this craziness tomorrow. By the fifteen Minute Morning Show
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