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July 21, 2017 15 mins

Scotty B, the biggest coupon clipper of them all, is ok with wasting ziplock bags and other household containers.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? How talk about podcast? What we talked about
folks Fridays on the podcast, which is at exactly how
everybody just wants to just get the hell out of

(00:23):
Farewell Friday. It's like boodbye and once again Scary Jones,
David Brody. Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys, the Brooklyn Boys, the Future,
the Future Home of the Brooklyn Boys. Still talk about
that later, No, no no, no, always talk about it. Right now.
He's like, I kind ofybody's gonna leave. I kind of
just gonna talk about what I want to talk about.
I feel like the it's fate. The clouds have parted,

(00:44):
the skies have opened up, and there's some kind of
force in the universe that are bringing you and I
again that wants us to talk about our the podcast
we might be doing together. Brody and I are getting
to do a podcast. If you if you're a listener
to other podcasts like The Fifteen Minute Morning Show or
Walkers and Talkers or Acquired Taste podcast show. Speaking of

(01:04):
the Acquired Taste podcast, here is Bethany, who can't be
part of today's podcast, but a fabulous member of the
Acquired Taste podcast. Here are you? You are here? We
got one? Okay, Now we can't rant about how were
the only ones here? You know, Bethany, if if it
was just gonna be the two of us, we were
going to hold the listeners hostage right now and just
talk about the fact that Brody and I are going

(01:25):
to be starting our own podcast. Well, it's actually the
Affair Show, thee the Great Well, the one that Greg
t left that podcast. It's gonna be like changing the name,
changing the jingle, changing the logo, changing everything people on
the show. Totally different podcast episode one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
somebody gonna call it it could be the Brooklyn Boys.
We did with the Brooklyn Boys, could be doub Brooklyn

(01:46):
Boys figured that out. We're working on the could be
Boys with a Z. You know, probably if we only
knew somebody who could write a jingle for it. Yeah,
I've got two already. But anyway, but you're here now,
so now we're not talking about that. Well, I mean,
but and then the nice thing is the other titles
are an option too. Yeah. If Brooklyn Boys maybe isn't
best title, whatever, She's how about A Taste the Old

(02:11):
Girl on You? A Taste how about that. Okay, so
I see what you're saying, but that actually sounds really
similar to a podcast I do. You do a podcast
I do? It's called an acquired taste, which is we're
talking about it oddly similar to the pod you know what.
I heard it once, but I didn't like it right away. Okay,
So but I see what you're saying. Also, that is

(02:32):
sort of inherently built into the title. See, it's a
fail safe. So if for those of you who listen
and hate it, it's uh, literally an acquired taste, so
keep going, like keep yeah. Sometimes they say like broccoli
is an acquired taste, but then I eat broccoli twice
and I go blowl, No, but there's like we're up
to seventies some episodes, so you could really just dig it.
You know. Just if I were to eat broccoli seventies

(02:54):
seven times, I might finally like it. Yeah, because it's
it would be an acquired taste. I literally see what
by now, everybody should love it because you're well, wouldn't
have been better to do a podcast people liked right away? Well,
I mean, in theory, yes, but you can't account for everyone,
so you gotta you know, you want to Quanta reach.
I think the name is setting yourself up for I
think if Scary and I got a podcast and we

(03:16):
called it like You'll love it right away podcast, people
would love it right away. Yeah, I see, as opposed
to if we got like it grows old quickly podcast, right,
people would love the first couple episodes and then like, so,
if you are a subscriber of the off air show, uh,
that's a good thing because it will automatically turn automatically

(03:36):
automatically be subscribed automatical automatically, sort of like when Apple
gave us all the YouTube album that we didn't ask for.
It's like that, you'll be automatically subscribed to a new
podcast the day that the you tube album was just
in everybody's iPhone. But in fairness, one out of thirty
seven people actually liked it in their phone. Like it

(03:57):
in the phone, like it in the phone, in the
thunderbolt plug. Not mine. They're Dan yells and I stole him.
Now I heard in the phone is an acquired taste
in the phone, Like yeah, after a while, I don't
want to combine the word taste and in the phone
in the same sentence. Why why do you have something
against the phone. You know what's great about Scotty B.

(04:21):
Scotty B does that quirky cool thing that that some
of us do, and that is he sees his name
places and he actually buys things with his name in it,
even though it has nothing to do with him. Oh no.
I reached out to them and I said, hey, my
name is in your festival, and they sent me a
Scotty B is Worrying a T shirt that says the
Boden Festival. Now his last name is bod yes, but

(04:43):
it's pronounced I think this has pronounced budan. It's sausage, yes,
so I'm the sausage king, yes, but of New Orleans
or I think this is I don't know where. I
think it's so cool. It says look at in the
white script, it says Scott. That's right because every year
there's Scott Boden Festival in Louisiana and Scott Louisiana. I

(05:04):
want to be I want to be the king. Are
you serious? Wait to say it? Hold on a second,
it's got both of your names. Yes, that's like they're
being a Scary Jones festival in Miami or something. Yes,
how did you find this well, because I know that
this sausages is called I don't know exactly how to say,
but every time someone goes to Louisiana, they take pictures
and they say, Luca'm eating your balls because they're voting balls.

(05:26):
That's what they're called there, but it's spelled the same way.
I did. Say, Oh my god, I just realized something.
I do the same thing to my friend I Nez
every time. Her name is Nez Rosalee and she does
traffic for Channel five. That wasn't where I was going
with that, but okay, so I Rosalie is her name.
But there's this famous brand called Ignez Rosales crackers, and

(05:48):
I see them in the store and it's spelled exactly
the same. So every time I go, I'm like, oh,
I take a picture. They said it to him. It's
just like every time someone goes to San Francisco there's
a boat and bakery. They're also like, oh, oh, look
I did that. You guilty at the airport San Francisco Airport.
You do know that I wear Brody shirts all the time, right, yes, now,
I don't you get those printed? No? I found a
Brody sports bar and brill and I ordered a shirt

(06:10):
and as a Brody Burger's in San Diego, they sent
me a shirt and uh, Brodie Stevens, who was a
great comic, has a line of T shirts that say
they looked like the Coca Cola logo and they say
Brody enjoy Brody instead enjoyed Coke. That's awesome, and I
he sent me a shirt. Your friends, now, and you
don't have to pay for all the printing and all
that other stuff. It's already done for the shirt. Now,
here's my problem, and you probably have the same problem,

(06:31):
not that you care about sports at all, but in
the history of the four major sports being baseball, football, basketball,
there has never been a Brody, no Brody and the
no so I there's no like pre made jerseys at
the sports store you can go. I'll just get a
Brody jersey, regardless of team. I would buy it now.
My favorite number is twelve, and uh, Brady is really close.

(06:54):
I hate Tom Brady fortunately, but if his name was Brody,
I would have to be forced. Even though the pay
chricks are my dead enemy. Yeah, I would have to.
I would have to give for the bargain of it
by a Brody jersey. I say, no, what about you, Bethan,
Do you have any anything in your world that? Um,
I mean, Watson is a pretty common name. Well, I
be she WoT an IBM because it's got Watson and

(07:15):
we were we were going to take a vacation to
Bethany Beach. Yes, Bethany Beach is a place Delaware. Yeah,
there's no funny Anthony's Pizza places though, because I spell
it s k e e r y and it's just
a weird word. So I'm screwed. I'll never get that.
You're screwed in the phone. Right in the phone. There's
a lot of churches named you taken in the android,

(07:37):
the Bethany Church. Yeah, my worship at the Church of Bethany. Okay,
can we talk about our affair moment this morning, which
is so funny unrelated to the off Fair podcast which
is no longer the Offair, which is going to bests
just going to be a new podcast, new podcast. Call
it a new podcast. That's maybe what's I would call it,
not the All Fair Pods. Got a Tree Grows in Brooklyn? Nice,

(07:58):
that's a book already have been done. But anyway, so
this morning, uh, the commercial was playing in the studio
and me and Bethany were alone in the studio and
Bethany was on the commercial and she was saying all
the things that are good for her body. So she's
like like this, like that, like shampoo, like like conditioner
in this. And then Bethany, as her commercial was playing

(08:20):
in the background, mutters to herself like the D out loud,
meaning like like the D And that led me to think,
you know, I know this side of Bethany. I've been
in a car with Bethany for three hours on our
way to Philly. I've been out with Bethany at night

(08:43):
when she's wasted, when we're both wasted, and I have
to say, there is a darker side of Bethany. Didn't
nobody knows and it never comes out, but it will
show it's head, and not an ugly one because I
think it's beautiful. It will it will, Scott, I leave
the know we're at times when you least expect it

(09:05):
and when no one's looking. But I wanted to know.
I wanted to tell everyone in their world that they
all know somebody who is like that. I know there
are people in this world that are that, like, you
know what this person is a darker side, but we'll
never see it. Now. I see this little side of Bethany,
and I wish you would expose it to more people
because it's really fun. It's the thing is like this
environment that we're in. There's so much going on in

(09:28):
the studio at any given time. As an like, as
an exhausted introvert, I tend to just like coil within
myself a lot of the time. Why don't we ever
see It's like, well, first of all, it's disgusting. I
think it just comes out when I'm comfortable and relaxed.
So you're comfortable and you're relaxed around me, Yeah, totally,

(09:48):
and most of us. What about when the whole show
is here though you don't. I'm comfortable around all of
you guys, but it's just a lot of people and
a lot of yelling a lot of times, and so
I just sort of get real quiet speaking podcast. Yeah. Anyway,
I have a question, do you guys refill those bottles
the water bottles. He's drinking out of a water bottle?
Do you refill this diapepsi? But I refill my diapepsi

(10:09):
bottle one time with a crystal light individual packet when
my ride home sometimes what it runs it out? Why
you have your hand over your mouth. Well, there was
a study that we've done, but you go on with
I guess that's just a quirky thing of mine. Like
I would never reuse a bottle of any I don't
even use a water bottle because I think it's gross
to reuse bottles. I won't use a reusable coffee cup.
It's very It's really like yesterday was at my parents house.

(10:30):
We were hanging out in their backyard and my dad
brought out a Snapple bottle, but there was apple juice
in it. He's like, the big bottle was taking up
too much room, so I put it in the snapple bottle.
I would never drink apple juice. You never put ice
water in the fridge, like fill up a bottle the
coupon king won't do that. It's weird. I save in
some spots, but I will I will not reuse bottles
of any kind of we raise bad for the earth. Well,

(10:53):
you know, it's just like we were talking about the
other day where you found that shirt in the street
and you just you cleaned it and wore it. My
dad to deaentally wore a T shirt of mine one time,
and I would never wear it again. That's really that's
very interesting about you. I'm very weird that way. All
I could tell you is that you person all my
aunt Millie reason is a luminum foil, she'll wash it off.
Oh yeah, I think that's a thing from like the

(11:15):
generation that went through the Great Depression. You also do
that also, by does that? I get rolls of aluminum
foil for five cents, so I don't care. I use
it all. I think if you if you cook something
in the toaster oven and it doesn't leave any residue
on the tinfoil, that I'm not saying pull it out
and roll it back on the roll. Although you've done

(11:36):
that I can see by your eyes, may have in
my life once twice, but use it again, like, oh,
I'm gonna put some pizza bagels on there, even though
I made a bagel earlier in the day. The toilet
paper kidding, what what? How would you reuse toilet paper?
Rinse it off? And joking? One of the things can
you reuse that shouldn't be reused? Paper towels? Never, I don't.
I don't reuse the zip block containers either us for

(12:00):
that destroying the earth recycled them, but I just won't
use them. You recycle them, I'll throw them in my bin.
Why can't you wash them? Because they no, because they
didn't know that. That's I'm not here a good reason.
Because I messed up in the head. There's certain things
that I just I can't use. Okay if okay, when
Elvis threw them in the garbage, you know we we
we gave Elvis crap. Like I'll look at Mr Daddy

(12:22):
Warbucks throwing the recyclables in the garbage. He's like, why
you buy them me? You bring them your lunch to work.
You throw them out right, otherwise they'd be glass. But
you are not affluent. You are a penny pinching, coupon
cutting conservative, financially conservative person. But you have to understand
a four pack cost me fifty cents. So it doesn't
drive me crazy to throw them away or recycle. Okay,
my leg is shaking from the thought of you throwing Okay,

(12:43):
So my wife was cleaning out the cabinet, getting ready
to go shopping, and she threw out a McCormack. Maybe
I would say it's ten inch high taco seasoning contain
a little pop top, you know, because we make you know,
taco Tuesdays whatever. And there was maybe three table spoons
at the bottom. And I see the top of the garbage.
What's this? What is that? Oh? I was just cleaning out.

(13:06):
It's practically empty, practically empty. There's enough there for three
quarters of a taco Tuesday. Why would you throw that out? Well,
the cabinet was getting cutter, and I bought a new one,
So pour it on top of the new one. These
room in the container. No. I don't know what world
she's from, but the world I'm from is you don't
throw out topic. I'm a collector of what have shares
in in McCormack that you know what? I will tell

(13:27):
you if this is one thing I think about. I'm
the collector of paper bags and all kinds of bags,
all things bags. I have a boast. I thank you.
I have a bag of bags in my hull closet
which is all different sizes, shapes and all made out
of different materials of bags. My mom has shopping bags

(13:48):
of shopping. I used to I used to store boxes
of boxes. Yes I've done that. Yeah, boxes eventual so
we went to Ikea and we bought this plastic thing
with holes in it. It's like a honeycomb looking thing
and you you hang it and you off all you're
shopping your your supermarket plastic bags. Yes, yeah, I do
paper sometimes, but sometimes do plastic. Go to Target. It's
a plastic holder and they come out the holes. You

(14:09):
just pull them out. So you have like hive hundreds
of bags. You have a problem with that. I have that. Yeah,
I used I use it for poop your owner animal. Okay, okay,
that's too big. I use sandwich bags for the poop.
By the way, Brodie, I think we're we're hearing the
future of our our podcast. Yeah, because we're gonna have
people like this on all the time and then it'll
just be this. No, but I love this the sixth

(14:31):
minute morning show. You would would, Yeah, let's take these
last twenty seconds to plug all the podcasts. By the way,
Subscribe to it on iTunes, Google Play. Yeah, uh, and
of course I heart radio. Subscribe to all of them.
The Acquired Taste podcast with Jethanie, Kathleen and Sam, The
Walkers and Talkers Podcast with me and my co host
Jamie and Current and and and search for the off
air show it hits. Subscribe because it's eventually going to

(14:53):
be what me and Brodie end up feeling okay, yes,
and that screwybody else because minute morning show off

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