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April 16, 2024 9 mins
Skeerys friend saw a movie in the wrong theater, Nate tells us about a book he read called, The Sixth Extinction, Froggy tells you to wear your sunscreen, Danielle says it was like Christmas morning when she got a new book delivered early, Sam says it's great to look at the bright side, and Gandhi is happy she got Invisalign!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. Let's go around the room. Well, Daniel,
should I start with you or do you need to
take okay, okay, make up something, conjure up something festiv scary. Yeah,
make sure your your bags are packed. Were going to
the airport heading to buy him and tomorrow so we'd
be We'll be live at the Norwegian Cruise Line Innovation

(00:22):
Lounge Friday morning. Innovating. Yeah, I can't wait till we innovate.
All right, So what's on your mind today? Don't go
to the movies.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Stoned my buddy buddy O Dangles turn well, my buddy
jet Ski Bryan. A few weeks ago he went to
go see the Bob Marley one Love film and he.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Says, you have to be sowed for.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Well, I guess so, but not to the extent where
he sits down in the theater and all of a sudden,
a half hour later, the credits started rolling up the screen.
Turns out it was playing in several several rooms, and
he went into the one where it was already on for.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
About an hour and a half already, and he.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Didn't even realize it because he was so hoped up,
so he said that was a short movie. He left,
he went home, and he didn't even realize that he
walked in like three quarters of the way into the film.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
He was that stones. So I don't know. I think
going to the films, or going to the movies just
kind of stones is kind of fun, at least in
control of what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And know that you walked in forty five minutes late
and not five minutes late.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Did he stay and go into another theater to watch
the beginning to catch up? No, it's too late. He's
gonna watch it. He's gonna stream it.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Now done, and I watched it over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Duly noted, Hey, what's up, Nate.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Okay, so I'm listening to this book, thanks for our
friends at Audible. It's called The Sixth Extinction, and it's
about losing all these.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Animals or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
But I was interested by this one fact, so that
because of the resiliency and adaptability of rats, when us
humans are long gone, rats will evolve to the size
of elephants, going.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
To be that big. I cannot wait, crazy, right, thousands
and millions of years.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't want to be here, then still be here
and they'll be the size of elephants.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
How crazy be like cute?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
There's cute elephants would be the size of mice rats.
They should like to change.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it's funny how we're still evolving. I still I
still wonder where my tail is. All I have left
is a cocksis. Damn it, damn it. What's up, Froggy?
What's on your mind today?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
So as we get into summertime, some block is extremely important,
and I found the best some block this past weekend.
Maybe you guys have heard of it before. Maybe I'm
just It's called Kola c O O l A.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Have you heard of it?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, oh you have?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, Sam sprits so I can put it on over
my makeup and not.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
Screw up the cool Kulo What is it? Kula see
O l A Coola. They have one that smells like pinicolata.
It tastes so good. I just want I wanted to
keep spraying me so good. It smells amazing, it's organic,
it's it's not heavy. I'm telling you, I love it.

(03:14):
Try it. Summertime sun block is extremely important protect your skin.
But yeah, I found Coola.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay, I'm online Amazon to the Rescue.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
It's not new, it's been around for a while, so
some people already know about it.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You guys are a relationship with your Amazon driver, like
I do, oh what you order today? It's like every
day and then he misses you.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
He's like, I missed you yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
One day, I'm gonna work some of that cool coola
is a kula see o la coola. I'm in all right, Danielle.
Now let's go to your head. What's going on? All right?

Speaker 6 (03:42):
So it was like Christmas morning the other day because
you guys know how much I love my reading and
my books, and you know my Audible and everything. So
one of my favorite authors, Emily Giffen, she has a
new book coming out in July called The Summer Pact.
And all of a sudden, I get this FedEx envelope
at my house. I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I rip it open.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
She sent me a copy ahead of time, and it
like and she wrote a little note and whatever, and
then I thanked her and she's like, I love you.
You support me so much all the time. I was like,
this is crazy, But it was.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Like Christmas b cool I mean, it's like a big
celebrity that you love reaches out and says here.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Exactly to me. These authors are like the biggest celebrities.
And I love it and so thank you Emily giff
And I cannot wait July ninth. I cannot wait to
read the book now the summer packed.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Love you.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Okay bye?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Uhcy did you go went? I'm done?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Okay, what'd you talk about? I talked about this getting
stoned at the movie theaters.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh that's right, Okay, obviously maybe I should start getting stone.
We'll go to you produce your sandwich up with you.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
It is so great when you choose to and have
the ability to look on the bright side of things.
Because over the weekend, stuff happened, stuff came up, and
I had to work for a couple hours, which at
first glance is like, oh boo, I gotta work on
my weekend. It saved me from having to guard in
with my husband and my mother in law. They were
in there digging up stuff, flattening earth, getting all messy

(05:05):
and sweaty, and I'm on my laptop with my little
headphones on the porch being like, I hate that I
have to work on a Sunday guys, you need a
lemonade refill?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, okay, that was me helping with the garden. And
you quote unquote the whole time.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I wish I was into gardening. It looks it looks
so relaxing.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
It does.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
They did not look relaxed. If that helps.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It looks cathartic, right.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I mean maybe I didn't work out that way for them,
but I was doing great.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
One of those things.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
It's like the long game because you have to plant
it and then maybe when it grows, it's like, oh amazing.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
I'd like to grow vegetables or something.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah. See it was zucchini. They grow a million a
million miles long per day maybe Exjagguary, but y'all start
with zucchini. They're so easy. H A lot of people
were texting about how you say Mario, Danielle, you're talking
about you're talking about your Mario cart Mario.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
He even says it in the game.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
He's like, he says, Mario, Mario, listen to me, and
in Italy's Mario listen to me.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
I dated two of them, and both of them call
themselves Mario, but he.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Calls himself MANI Mario. You need a two guys name Mario,
and look how that turned out. They failed.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
They knew what their names were, right.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So we have two texts going on, right to go
to Ugandhi because don't forget. Don't forget Gandhi. Know, but
I wanted to bring this up because the text are
coming in like mad it says here. Uh. The most
stressful part of Mario Kart is how Danielle pronounces Marko.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Mario.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
But someone else said that they love the fact that
you call it Mario, she said. People yell at me
because I say Mario as well. I feel validated thanks
to daniel and know where you come.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
From, where you live, where I live. That's what you
were called.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
Because you found somebody else that says it wrong. You're like, yeah,
that's the way it was.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Both of their names. They don't say their names wrong.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Somebody all right the way he.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wants this, Okay, all right, all right, you called us
all a bunch of jackasses. So that was so abused.
I'll take some of that dumb acid. Hey what's up there, Gandhi?

Speaker 8 (07:28):
Oh hello, okay, so lady, Hello lady. It's been an
entire morning with all of us so far, and only
two people have noticed something new that I did.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
And your hair, No, no, what would you do?

Speaker 8 (07:42):
I went to my dude, doctor Milman at load of
smiles and I got a bizzeline.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Doesn't even sounded.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
I can't even see it.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, that's invisible.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Your teeth did apparent. Your teeth did take up more
space today for something you are you getting used to
your invistil line.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it feels weird.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I've been really fighting, uh not counting like dis all mornings.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's a struggle. But yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 8 (08:06):
I'm so excited and I think it's actually going to
help me be healthier because you can't eat what these
things is, so you have to take them out and
it's not easy to get them in.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Every time I go to lunch or whatever, I would
take my visil line out at the restaurant. I would
always leave them there, and of course it's thousands of
dollars later. It's not good.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
They gave me a tray and said, do not wrap
them up in napkins when you go out to eat.
Put them in the.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tray because you will forget them.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
But I would like to shout out Diamond and Andrew
who within two seconds of talking to me were like, oh.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I see you got a missil line. I was like, oh,
you love me.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I know.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I honestly sound the same.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You could if I get closer to you, I'll scoot
over there. You'll see.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, And if I was in the studio, I would
have noticed. You would have know that that's the that's
the visit part exactly. So it's almost a compliment with
paying exactly. You should be thanking its for not paying it.

Speaker 8 (09:01):
I'm really happy because I was like, they're gonna clown
me as soon as I open my mouth because of
the way that I say my s is and my fuzz.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now you sound fine, you sound great, You're good, you're good.
I'm on a joy

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