April 25, 2024 • 4 mins
Gandhi has a new episode of "Sauce on the Side" out now, Sam got scared by her dog walker, Froggy is in a push up competition and getting stronger everyday, Danielle is surprised by how much we are all alike, Skeery got annoyed by a little kid in his elevator, and Nate has a fun fact about watches!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show. Right now, I'm gonna go around
the room. Who's ready, Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yes, I'm ready. All right, It's Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I have a new episode of my podcast dropping today,
So I take this time to tell everyone to please
go listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
your podcasts. And today's was actually with a comedian named
Jared Freed who talks about all things relationship as well in.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A very hilarious way.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So it flows together with what we were talking about today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And Diamond's in it because she's unfixable. I just want
to put that out there.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Broken.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She's broken and unfaceful, shattered, shattered in a million, but
she's shooting the fingers at.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh yeah, sauce on the side. Everyone's loving your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Thank you. I'm having a really good time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you today?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Please help me? Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
So I was embarrassed in my own home yesterday and
I felt so apologetic and it wasn't even my fault.
So I'm sitting on the couch without pants because I'm
alone and do my and the door opens up and
I turn around and it is my dog walker. He
got the dates wrong when he's supposed to come and
walk my dog. So he just let himself into my
apartment and there I am again, thankfully with my little
(01:14):
couch blanket. But my neighbors just heard ah goosh, and
the poor guy also screamed because he was taken aback.
And yeah, it turns out he wrote the wrong date down.
But that was one of the most humiliating moments in
my adult life. Where you take my fault.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You had a blanket over your part.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
Yeah, but you're not really expecting people when you're not
wearing pants, no matter.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What's all so on you are you wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Were you butttholding your blanket?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
No, we don't buttole okay no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Buddh froggy, what's up with you today?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
So, starting back in February, so friend of ours challenged
me to do push ups with them how many I
can do? And when I started off, I could only
do about twenty at a time and then I would
be done. Today I crossed the sixty threshold. A frog
I can do sixty at once now, and it's proof
that if you just start small, do a little bit
(02:05):
of a time, you will reach a goal. And you
justkept to keep going, So keep going. Very I can't
believe I can actually do sixty because twenty was a
big deal at first.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But yep, so you can do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, you're a big deal. Congratulations. I wouldn't go that far,
but yess absolutely, Hello, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I am amazed at how alike so many of us are.
Like this morning, Sam was telling me, I'm going back
to you and your button underwear. But Sam this morning
was telling me she forgot underwear in her room. And
she's like me because she has another half in the house.
She puts her clothes out every night so that you
don't have to bother your other half, but she forgot underwear.
(02:40):
This happens to me all the time, where I have
to sneak upstairs to the room, put my flashlight on
so I don't wake up Sheldon go and find underwear
because I forgot underwear. It's crazy how so many of
us are alike and do the same stupid things because
we want to be considerate.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
When you wake up in the dark, you really have
to live weird like that life in a cave.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
And I think about how many times I forget underwear.
It's amazing because I I go, I don't understand again,
I forgot to put my underwear out, Like, what's wrong
with me?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You could turn yesterday inside out?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, no, no, I'm scary.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Some parents?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Can you go?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Can you teach your kids some manners?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let me say say this.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, I live at the top of my building, near
the top floor. I get in the lobby with a
mother and a son who's maybe like seven eight years old.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The kid starts pressing all the buttons and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Because he likes the lights, the lights, you're so pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They get off on the fifth floor and I'm looking
at her and she goes, huh, yeah, he just likes
sticking up play.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm like, that's nice, playing your own time.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
There's nobody else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Did you say that? No, you should say something.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You should say, well, I have to wait forty five
more floors because your son things lights are pretty well.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I gave her the crap eating grin like, ok this.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I didn't fix anything, but I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Try to stop him.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Go ahead, go play?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Press three four.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Hell no, no, I would say something, Hey, get out
of here, get out of my elevator.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You gotta say something next time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Push the emergency stop. Now you all have to suffer.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Straight Night.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay. So a lot of people wear wrist watches, right,
I wear one, don't do okay, So did you know
that they were actually designed to be worn on the
inside of your wrist? Does anybody know why?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
The reason being it was started with the military and
they didn't want anything flashy that would be reflective that
the enemy would see from across the way, So they
started wearing their watches on the inside so the light
wouldn't catch the face and then they would see where
they were hiding. That's why they were originally like this.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
But if you wear it that way, you crack the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well, I think getting shot over, breaking your eyes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're clearly visible today are two choices. We always learned
something from Straight Night.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show. Right now, I'm gonna go around
the room. Who's ready, Gandhi?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yes, I'm ready. All right, It's Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know what that means.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I have a new episode of my podcast dropping today,
So I take this time to tell everyone to please
go listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get
your podcasts. And today's was actually with a comedian named
Jared Freed who talks about all things relationship as well in.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A very hilarious way.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So it flows together with what we were talking about today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And Diamond's in it because she's unfixable. I just want
to put that out there.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Broken.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
She's broken and unfaceful, shattered, shattered in a million, but
she's shooting the fingers at.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh yeah, sauce on the side. Everyone's loving your podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Thank you. I'm having a really good time.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you today?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Please help me? Okay?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Hi.
Speaker 7 (00:54):
So I was embarrassed in my own home yesterday and
I felt so apologetic and it wasn't even my fault.
So I'm sitting on the couch without pants because I'm
alone and do my and the door opens up and
I turn around and it is my dog walker. He
got the dates wrong when he's supposed to come and
walk my dog. So he just let himself into my
apartment and there I am again, thankfully with my little
(01:14):
couch blanket. But my neighbors just heard ah goosh, and
the poor guy also screamed because he was taken aback.
And yeah, it turns out he wrote the wrong date down.
But that was one of the most humiliating moments in
my adult life. Where you take my fault.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You had a blanket over your part.
Speaker 7 (01:31):
Yeah, but you're not really expecting people when you're not
wearing pants, no matter.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What's all so on you are you wearing underwear?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Were you butttholding your blanket?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
No, we don't buttole okay no, no.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Buddh froggy, what's up with you today?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
So, starting back in February, so friend of ours challenged
me to do push ups with them how many I
can do? And when I started off, I could only
do about twenty at a time and then I would
be done. Today I crossed the sixty threshold. A frog
I can do sixty at once now, and it's proof
that if you just start small, do a little bit
(02:05):
of a time, you will reach a goal. And you
justkept to keep going, So keep going. Very I can't
believe I can actually do sixty because twenty was a
big deal at first.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But yep, so you can do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Well, you're a big deal. Congratulations. I wouldn't go that far,
but yess absolutely, Hello, Daniel.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
I am amazed at how alike so many of us are.
Like this morning, Sam was telling me, I'm going back
to you and your button underwear. But Sam this morning
was telling me she forgot underwear in her room. And
she's like me because she has another half in the house.
She puts her clothes out every night so that you
don't have to bother your other half, but she forgot underwear.
(02:40):
This happens to me all the time, where I have
to sneak upstairs to the room, put my flashlight on
so I don't wake up Sheldon go and find underwear
because I forgot underwear. It's crazy how so many of
us are alike and do the same stupid things because
we want to be considerate.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
When you wake up in the dark, you really have
to live weird like that life in a cave.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
And I think about how many times I forget underwear.
It's amazing because I I go, I don't understand again,
I forgot to put my underwear out, Like, what's wrong
with me?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You could turn yesterday inside out?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
No, no, no, I'm scary.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Some parents?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Can you go?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Can you teach your kids some manners?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Let me say say this.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Okay, I live at the top of my building, near
the top floor. I get in the lobby with a
mother and a son who's maybe like seven eight years old.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
The kid starts pressing all the buttons and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Because he likes the lights, the lights, you're so pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They get off on the fifth floor and I'm looking
at her and she goes, huh, yeah, he just likes
sticking up play.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm like, that's nice, playing your own time.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
There's nobody else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Did you say that? No, you should say something.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
You should say, well, I have to wait forty five
more floors because your son things lights are pretty well.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I gave her the crap eating grin like, ok this.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I didn't fix anything, but I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Try to stop him.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Do it?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Go ahead, go play?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Press three four.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Hell no, no, I would say something, Hey, get out
of here, get out of my elevator.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You gotta say something next time.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Push the emergency stop. Now you all have to suffer.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Straight Night.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay. So a lot of people wear wrist watches, right,
I wear one, don't do okay, So did you know
that they were actually designed to be worn on the
inside of your wrist? Does anybody know why?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
The reason being it was started with the military and
they didn't want anything flashy that would be reflective that
the enemy would see from across the way, So they
started wearing their watches on the inside so the light
wouldn't catch the face and then they would see where
they were hiding. That's why they were originally like this.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
But if you wear it that way, you crack the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well, I think getting shot over, breaking your eyes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're clearly visible today are two choices. We always learned
something from Straight Night.
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